/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51216180]

Enter the stage edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51214794

[Anonymous No.51216202]

[Anonymous No.51216207]

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51216208]

how high is mr. 10yr going?

[Anonymous No.51216209]

Bulltards deserve all this

[Anonymous No.51216212]

It always makes me a little happy when I see a meme image or webm I created being reposted. It makes losing several thousand dollars every day somewhat tolerable

[Anonymous No.51216213]

>the "inflation is cause of the supply chain" glowing fedboy is back
50% printed the last decade and 25% the last two years

[Anonymous No.51216217]

[Anonymous No.51216220]

just looked up fractional reserve banking, how is that even legal lmao

[Anonymous No.51216221]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.51216226]

Too late to short
Too early to long

[Anonymous No.51216232]

>>51216220
Judaism

[Anonymous No.51216233]

>>51216209
Powell confirmed long 10 million 200 SPY puts

[Anonymous No.51216235]

BIG BEAR DOIN THANGS

[Anonymous No.51216238]

Maybe QT Will finally start after the fed lied to us about it all summer. Sure would be nice to have bonds, tips, and mortgages not so distorted

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51216237]

I'm getting greedy. I can't even count how many put options I have, not that I give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.51216242]

inflation is due to supply side constraints

[Anonymous No.51216244]

>INTC barely down compared to other semis
What the fuck. I should have shorted NVDA instead of INTC

[Anonymous No.51216247]

Go to hell Bobo

[Anonymous No.51216252]

Reminder. Americans will keep buying until they are all on unemployment. There will be no demand destruction until unemployment picks up so expect shortages and supply chain issues for longer. Also the market wont crash until unemployment happens.

[Anonymous No.51216251]

>>51216220
please refer to
>>51216232

[Anonymous No.51216259]

Alright, i took positions for oil to blow up green all next week. How fucked am I?

There is such low volume that the crab is gone... this is scary,

[Anonymous No.51216262]

>>51216237
Nicely done fake Baggie

[Anonymous No.51216269]

>>51216244
it already dumped and its got a pe ratio of 8

[Anonymous No.51216280]

>>51216213
More than 1 person on biz has been saying its supply related since Dec of last year. Raising rates wont bring online more oil to lower prices and inflation. If anything it will reduce investments since no oil company can get low interest loans to build out production. Fix supply and you fix inflation.

[Anonymous No.51216282]

>>51216237
Can you seriously stop imitating baggot. We already have one and that's enough.

[Anonymous No.51216286]

me opening my portfolio today

[Anonymous No.51216294]

>>51216282
wait what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.51216298]

>i have to lick my bosses feet to keep me around in this market
ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.51216300]

>>51216252
Time lags exactly
Credit will be maxed and they reach a breaking point after
This isn't Japan, USA consumer is fully mentally and spiritually broken and will only stop spending when they can't pay minimum on the cc debt

They won't change spending habits until forced. Post covid stimmies they got addicted to higher spending with easy money

[Anonymous No.51216306]

we're about to hit stage 6 of genocide boyos
what's the best way to profit from all this

[Anonymous No.51216316]

>>51216280
how do you fix the supply

[Anonymous No.51216318]

>>51216298
Does these cows not know how to exfoliate? wtf is up with their nasty ass feet, gross.

[Anonymous No.51216321]

>>51216280
Lmao

Goods demand still well above 2019. Demand needs to normalize still or you just create too much spending. Have to turn off the uneconomic flood of money

[Anonymous No.51216323]

>>51216298
Lael, no!

[Anonymous No.51216328]

>>51216298
that's a man

[Anonymous No.51216331]

the man I followed into SQQQ with is now bullish

[Anonymous No.51216338]

>>51216280
Can you post ANY poof that the supply isn't back to normal considering lockdowns are done?

[Anonymous No.51216339]

>>51216220
It's bullshit anyway. The reality is far more jewish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzE038REw2k

[Anonymous No.51216341]

The day's still young and spy has yet to reach a third of what soxl dropped
Once it's down 4%, uuuu have my permission to buy calls

[Anonymous No.51216349]

>>51216316
>how do you fix the supply
You reduce demand. Killing 6 billions "humans" would be a good start

[Anonymous No.51216351]

>>51216331
might want to take some profit just in case

[Anonymous No.51216356]

>>51216338
can you post any proof that it is?

[Anonymous No.51216358]

SIGA going into the 13s today... when does retail capitulate? Lots of people in here bragging about their 12-13 cost basis..

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51216362]

>>51216280
>More than 1 person on biz has been saying its supply related
Bro the fed can't control supply, but they can make the poor people who don't deserve to have anything unable to buy anything.

[Anonymous No.51216364]

>>51216238
The Fed didn't lie bulltards just memed their pivot headcanon into existence

[Anonymous No.51216366]

>>51216331
SQQQ is kind of a gamblers instrument

[Anonymous No.51216370]

>>51216221
literally

[Anonymous No.51216372]

>>51216229
>All the used car lots are full and even new dealerships around me are filling back their inventories
>The total U.S. supply of available unsold new vehicles stood at 1.12 million units at the end of June, just off from the revised end-of-May available supply of 1.13 million. Inventory has hovered in that range since the start of the year, though supply is far below 2020 and 2019 levels.
>>51216338
See above.
>>51216300
>They won't change spending habits until forced
But what if we dont reach that point? We arent seeing demand destruction so at some point we accept this new level of oddness is acceptable to the consumer because they keep buying. Pay raises are going all around and people dont mind buying.

[Anonymous No.51216375]

uh yeah, i'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.51216376]

Just got off the phone with Mr. Soxl. It's not good, bros...

[Anonymous No.51216381]

>>51216341
kek nice Hyde meme

[Anonymous No.51216384]

>>51216356
That's not my argument. I'm saying it's inflation and I can point to the massive increase in printed bills.

You say its supply problems and don't post proof.

[Anonymous No.51216389]

>>51216364
If fed did QT as advertised everyone wouldn't think they are pussy bitches. Everyone recognizes that Powell is a wimpy beta

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51216396]

>>51216282
>>51216262
go fucking dilate discord trannies, and get the fuck out of my men's room. you have to use the gender neutral porta-potty on the fucking railroad tracks.

[Anonymous No.51216397]

>>51216180
>tfw off robinhood and now onto schwab
Also for me its ET.

[Anonymous No.51216399]

>>51216364
I fell for the pivot meme because all the tards were saying it would happen, fuq my life bro

[Anonymous No.51216401]

>>51216280
doesn't matter, even if the money was there and brandon let them build it, we have a labor shortage

why do we have a labor shortage? Because there are too many people who don't have to work because they made money off the massive stock and crypto boom, combined with a huge glut of "work" from home jobs created by no profit tech companies funded on easy money. These jobs need to be destroyed and the semi-retired forced back into work to stop the wage-price spiral which is exactly what the rate increases will accomplish

[Anonymous No.51216404]

We have bottomed. Going long. Getting scared bobo?

[Anonymous No.51216406]

>>51216247
that makes me sad

[Anonymous No.51216415]

s-so when's the melt up again?

[Anonymous No.51216416]

>>51216406
He deserved it.

[Anonymous No.51216421]

>>51216252
>Also the market wont crash until unemployment happens
unironically this will help correct inflation....

[Anonymous No.51216423]

>>51216238
>Maybe QT Will finally start
???

[Anonymous No.51216430]

>>51216396
Can't even insult me like the real baggot. there are some cool tripfags like the real baggot and that quasar dude, but impersonating a tripfags for clout is hella cringe my guy.

[Anonymous No.51216431]

>>51216404
>(you) in 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.51216437]

>DWAC
MAGA Boomers are literally always wrong. They are the best group to inverse in history.
If they start bragging about their puts I am leveraging to the tits long.

[Anonymous No.51216438]

>>51216397
>Also for me its ET.
That movie sucked.
>>51216406
Why? Are you some beta who's against bear hunting?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51216444]

>>51216306
oh great, so now I'm a terrorist?

[Anonymous No.51216446]

The chart just wanted to paint an inverse head and shoulders. We should be starting the great Golden Bull Run now

[Anonymous No.51216452]

>>51216259
Completely. Putin just called Saudis dune coons and Brandon sent Iran a shipment of nukes.

[Anonymous No.51216461]

>>51216404
Is the bottom here in the thread with us anon?

[Anonymous No.51216466]

>>51216437
Republicucks get off to humiliation.

[Anonymous No.51216490]

KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.51216492]

>>51216437
It's a last ditch effort to save their midterms. They know they're going to get btfo out November, so if they can't win they'll just call their opposition terrorists.

[Anonymous No.51216493]

>>51216404

[Anonymous No.51216501]

>>51216416
No the majestic vegetarian did not deserve that
>>51216438
No, I am GIGABEAR, but that young bear had so much promise. And that liberal tranny killed him.

[Anonymous No.51216509]

>SOXL sissies?

[Anonymous No.51216512]

>PIXY
Is that anon still around because he is up big today

[Anonymous No.51216520]

Exited my longs after 10 minutes at a 10% loss. Fuck you bears. You are the reason this country is going to shit.

[Anonymous No.51216522]

>>51216404
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM I SWEAR

EVERY.FUCKING.LUNCH.PUMP.IS.THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.51216524]

>>51216423
>roughly a 1.2% reduction in total assets
nice Y-axis you got there

[Anonymous No.51216525]

So,why is russia up almost 10%?
I even thought the website was bugged

[Anonymous No.51216527]

>>51216226
Just enough time to make spreads

[Anonymous No.51216536]

>>51216437
Putting that shit on the stock market was retarded, no one on Wall St likes Trump wtf did they expect

[Anonymous No.51216537]

>>51216423
Lmao at that axis cherry picking. Zooming in on nothing. They haven't started till this month

[Anonymous No.51216544]

I bought 10k more AMZN.

[Anonymous No.51216545]

A-At least I still have anime and vidyas...

[Anonymous No.51216552]

I AM A BROKEN BUCK

[Anonymous No.51216555]

>>51216444
No you are just a fag and a race traitor
You will be fine

[Anonymous No.51216557]

>>51216180
Anybody buying $BITI?
It's way down but I feel like it's gonna hit 10k now since the 20k barrier got broken

[Anonymous No.51216561]

>>51216544
See you at 100 or 90

[Anonymous No.51216564]

>>51216524
>>51216537
Uh, axis has got nothing to do with it. The Fed said they'd tighten at $45b a month and now it'll be $90b. That's roughly what their balance sheet is showing.

[Anonymous No.51216570]

Party City up 5%

[Anonymous No.51216571]

NASWAQ might as well be a crypto

[Anonymous No.51216573]

JPY computer making new lows

[Anonymous No.51216578]

>>51216524
>>51216537
Niggers, the trend is down and it's pretty clear.

[Anonymous No.51216582]

PRTY breaking out higher in these market conditions
>gif related
Hmm.
Maybe they really do only have $20M due in 2023 afterall, maybe the $500M figure is wrong..

[Anonymous No.51216589]

this market smells

[Anonymous No.51216590]

>>51216567

[Anonymous No.51216593]

how many times do we have to price in these rate hikes

[Anonymous No.51216601]

>>51216573
lol

[Anonymous No.51216604]

>>51216573
Yankee dogs. DXY will conquer 110 this day or the next.

[Anonymous No.51216607]

what are the market implications of Bank of America creating a crooked loan facility targetting historically black/hispanic neighborhoods?

[Anonymous No.51216609]

>>51216544
see u at 100

[Anonymous No.51216621]

>>51216561
NO. PEOPLE DON'T GO OUT ANYMORE. THEY ORDER ONLINE. EXCLUSIVELY FROM AMAZON.

RIGHT?


RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.51216622]

>>51216501
>shooting bears is a liberal activity
lmao seething noguns. Bear rugs are sweet, and you should be ashamed you'll never have one.
>>51216525
Seems like they've taken our bull market, anon.
>>51216589
why do I want to keep watching that?

[Anonymous No.51216627]

>>51216607
a subprime mortgage crisis

[Anonymous No.51216634]

Where my PRTY people at?

[Anonymous No.51216637]

>>51216607
Shareholders will dump approximately 3/5ths of their holdings.

[Anonymous No.51216642]

Why not just bundle all the bargain BoA mortgages together as securities

[Anonymous No.51216646]

>>51216621
lmao you're about to get cooked nigga

[Anonymous No.51216647]

>>51216621
Amazon will be fine but they need to cut out all the chink shit. It's practically alibaba at this point.

[Anonymous No.51216648]

I'm to buck broken to even buy anything at this point

[Anonymous No.51216649]

Futures aren't looking too hot bros

[Anonymous No.51216663]

>So much bull cope ITT
You can see who’s actually over the age of 30 and have actually seen recessions. Bulls who don’t know anything think it’s a few months of suffering followed by a new bull run, that’s not how these things play out retards. You could be in for years of pain, we haven’t even entered into the next phase of job cuts. It will come from unprofitable tech first and all these WFH people who will get cut first, then spread to to other sectors as earnings start going down. I don’t want to see it but we’re headed towards a clusterfuck, when Powell said people will feel pain that’s what he’s talking about it. I don’t want to see people lose their jobs, but we’re head for a long time of pain and nobody is going to give a fuck about saving Wall Street or your portfolio. When all the insiders and even fed members were selling fall of last year was the warning sign, they all cashed out and don’t care, their standard of living isn’t going to decrease they’ve got the cash to sail through the next couple of years. We’re headed for what will be a combination of the dot.com crash mixed with some 2008 and they’re telling you to their face that QE is done for which helped us get into this decade+ long clusterfuck we’ve gotten ourselves into where Jpow has basically told you to your face”sorry but we have no choice but to crash this bitch”. The economy makes like a freight train when it’s going full speed it takes a long time to stop, just like when it’s stopped it takes a long time to get going again. If you think you’re going to see anything like 202-2021 bull run again you’re mentally deficient because the markets never saw returns like that ever before in history.

[Anonymous No.51216665]

>>51216646
>>51216647

[Anonymous No.51216666]

>>51216589
s-sauce

[Anonymous No.51216667]

>>51216622
>they've taken our bull market
They did take it or our congress gave it away?

[Anonymous No.51216682]

<--- what's going on here?

[Anonymous No.51216687]

siggers lol

[Anonymous No.51216692]

>>51216663
tl;dr
>buy low
>sell high

[Anonymous No.51216694]

>>51216666
Mega Satan asks for the sauce on the foot worship video, makes sense

[Anonymous No.51216700]

>>51216589

[Anonymous No.51216702]

>>51216649
>can you believe men didnt used to treat women as equals?

[daily inflation nowcasting No.51216704]

daily inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.51216715]

>>51216682
I sold

[Anonymous No.51216731]

>>51216702
>Oh,the vice chair of the fed is a woman? crazy haha.

[Anonymous No.51216732]

Whoopsie!

[Anonymous No.51216734]

>>51216692
>btw were doing nothing about illegal immigration
>haha just dont think about it

[Anonymous No.51216735]

>>51216212
What was your proudest mem anon? Mine was Daisy Soxl

[Anonymous No.51216736]

day 2 of nofap, any tips lads?

[Anonymous No.51216743]

>>51216704
uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51216755]

>>51216663
>hes 30

[Anonymous No.51216757]

>>51216736
Drink alcohol, smoke weed, get some actual pussy
Overeat with her

[Anonymous No.51216759]

>>51216736
The older you are they easier nofap becomes

[Anonymous No.51216760]

>>51216732
he slipped bro it happens

[Anonymous No.51216766]

>>51216736
Yeah dont watch porn

[Anonymous No.51216769]

Where's the GCT shill and why isn't he gloating? Don't tell me you were shilling a stock you didn't actually hold. No that couldn't be the case...

[Anonymous No.51216776]

>>51216736
avoid women and images of women

[Anonymous No.51216777]

>>51216759
i get older every day and nofap hasnt gotten any easier

[Anonymous No.51216779]

>s. Marty pants

[Anonymous No.51216784]

>>51216704
August MoM figures are 1-2% annualized. Pivot secured.

[Anonymous No.51216785]

this last 7 trading days almost feels more brutal than it was in june.

[Anonymous No.51216787]

>>51216777
trips of truth
37 and i can't go 4 hours without spanking the monkey

[Anonymous No.51216793]

>>51216777
Checked

[Anonymous No.51216798]

>>51216589
>I hate feet and muzzies
>I like watching muzzies humiliated by feet
Hard as a rock. I want one me and my GF can punish.

[Anonymous No.51216800]

>>51216401
median wages are dogshit and getting hired is still as arduous is ever
can you even blame people for neeting it up when they have some spare cash from the stock market/crypto boom lying around?
t. trying to get a new job with 100k stock market monies in the bank

[Anonymous No.51216802]

>>51216212
Same here. Takes the sting out of my losses just a little bit. Although I haven't seen this one in a while.

[Anonymous No.51216809]

>>51216785
You thought shemitah was just a meme?

[Anonymous No.51216816]

>>51216769
>bought GCT in the year 2022

2020 called, they want their rug pull back.

>>51216777
No fap gets easier the long you do it. I go months without jacking my shit but eventually I cope.

[Anonymous No.51216823]

>>51216777
If you had sex regularly earlier in life it takes literally no effort. If you are a virgin, it will never be easy

[Anonymous No.51216824]

Oh my it's that time again!

[Anonymous No.51216832]

God I just want to coom

[Anonymous No.51216840]

>390
Comfy eventful market

[Anonymous No.51216846]

>>51216832

[Anonymous No.51216856]

>>51216832
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.51216857]

Fuck these Jew markets

[Anonymous No.51216860]

>>51216687
lol

[Anonymous No.51216862]

>>51216832

[Anonymous No.51216863]

>>51216732
Very easy to trip and fall on a syringe filled with sophisticated poison in russia.

[Anonymous No.51216864]

>>51216823
Not true. Lost my virginity at 14, and have regular sex with my wife.
Jerking it is like fast food, versus a good homemade meal.
>>51216832
Based venus of breedendorf

[Anonymous No.51216870]

>>51216242
JPOW just wants to fuck the economy for the midterms.
I hope SOXL doesn't reverse split before this shit is over.

[Anonymous No.51216874]

[Anonymous No.51216889]

>>51216785
>traders are just getting back from the Hamptons
>it’s still before Labor Day

We’re just getting started anon, buckle up because it’s going to be a rough ride down

[Anonymous No.51216891]

>>51216298
You could have chosen any feet, yet you chose old lady feet.

[Anonymous No.51216896]

>>51216777
for real being as alpha as me requires fuckign a rotation of 3 girls a week with a tug between them for stamina.

[Anonymous No.51216898]

>>51216545
Why did they have to remove the big titty sisters from the third game? They were the only redeemable part of the second one. I'm not gonna long ntdoy now.

[Anonymous No.51216912]

>>51216862
I hate it when I miss something.

[Anonymous No.51216913]

Cheeky dip in to fresh lows for a minute there.

[Anonymous No.51216919]

>>51216912
She was very large in just about every way imaginable

[Anonymous No.51216937]

soxl friends, let's stop with the hopium. there's no comeback for this. semiconductors will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.51216941]

>>51216891
you chose feet that are shedding their skin lmao

[Anonymous No.51216945]

I think a finish of QQQ on 290 would be reasonable today. What do you think, Mumu? Exactly the lower bound of the old VPOC.

[Anonymous No.51216958]

>>51216298
source?

[Anonymous No.51216960]

Recession canceled btw

[Anonymous No.51216964]

>>51216874

[Anonymous No.51216966]

>>51216937
Buddy, once it hit 58 dollars. The party was over.

t. SOXL shill for two years who PUSHED it

[Anonymous No.51216972]

There nothing wrong with girls with dry feet. It makes them smell better

[Anonymous No.51216981]

>Qatar up 19% this year
>Indonesia 14%
>UAE 13%
>Saudi Arabia 9%

[Anonymous No.51216990]

>>51216960
I'll believe it one I get green numbers back

[Anonymous No.51216998]

>>51216180
>best friend fell for the coding bootcamp meme
brutal feel bros, shame but he also mocked me for daytrading so fuck him lel

[Anonymous No.51216999]

>>51216960
wtf

[Anonymous No.51217006]

>>51216966
>he didn't sell at ATH like his friend told him to
>"you're stupid, that's not how it works"
>lost 20 bucks a share

[Anonymous No.51217019]

>>51216864
I guess it's easy for me because I hate women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.51217020]

Who keeps slurping spy/qqq at 391/294
I just want to know who I'm going to laugh at very soon

[Anonymous No.51217025]

>>51216999
ISM manufacturing and construction spending were both #bullish

[Anonymous No.51217033]

My theta quadrupled today because of spreads. Please evil MM pin the market and take option buyers money

[Anonymous No.51217035]

>>51216998
>coding meme
Depends on what's hes doing its not bad,hopefully he doesnt go frontend like a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.51217042]

>>51217020
sorry bro it's me I just slurped this morning and i'll slurp again next week.

[Anonymous No.51217050]

Got a nice raise today and it wasn’t at the dick sucking factory it was at a totally normal office job

[Anonymous No.51217055]

Is it time to start thinking about considering getting back into SIGA?

[Anonymous No.51217058]

>>51216981
You have to currency hedge though if American for those gains

[Anonymous No.51217068]

Sex. It's owed to me. By women.

[Anonymous No.51217074]

>>51216937
Face it semiconductors are sand in all but name

..someone post the full copypasta pretty please

[Anonymous No.51217085]

>>51217055
nope- sad its over though

[Anonymous No.51217094]

>>51217055

[Anonymous No.51217096]

>>51217068

[Anonymous No.51217104]

Check the dollar index

[Anonymous No.51217110]

>>51217035
If you learn to code all that will happen is you'll worship cardboard and cheap shelving like scoopsies

[Anonymous No.51217111]

GOT MY HANDS UP
THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG
I KNOW I'M GONNA BE OKAY

[Anonymous No.51217129]

>>51217111
damn she went downhill so fast, kinda like the market

[Anonymous No.51217135]

>>51216634
>>51216582
I'm telling you, the vast majority of the debt isn't due until 2026.

Dilution might happen if it reaches retarded levels of evaluation or past 2023 if they realize they can't make debt payments, but I don't see it at these depressing levels. It's an awesome stock to sell CCs on anyhow.

[Anonymous No.51217137]

These are the dumbest green candles I've ever seen, and I used to paint my dick green before fugging a bitch

[Anonymous No.51217136]

>>51217111
If it busts 10%, I'm going in deep.

[Anonymous No.51217159]

>>51217129
Getting repeatedly raped by Jewish executives will do that to a girl

[Anonymous No.51217178]

>>51217111
someone give me the bull case for PRTY? Why are there a few shill retard anons here constantly posting about it?

[Anonymous No.51217183]

>money supplies doubles
>stocks don't double with it like they “should”
We are fucking fucked

[Anonymous No.51217186]

>>51217035
whats wrong with front end? I decided to learn this because it seemed the easiest.

[Anonymous No.51217187]

>>51217135
I'm sold
I bought 10,000 shares at $2.10 (a little high)
every article I had read up to the conversation yesterday said they had $500M due in 2023
doing the deep dive on their bonds and balance sheet, I think you are correct it's only $20M - I trust the Fitch report too
We're in it together now

[Anonymous No.51217191]

>>51217178
why not just search the archive you stupid fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.51217198]

just let me get back to $10 million jerome and you can do whatever you want to the market

[Anonymous No.51217203]

>>51217137
It's just priming for sour hour
Nasdump -3% eod SP -2%

[Anonymous No.51217204]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.51217207]

More like Farty Shitty

[Anonymous No.51217212]

>>51217186
It's filled with long socks wearing faggots and women,also its already filled,so good luck landing a job.

[Anonymous No.51217214]

>>51217187
hell yeah brother

[Anonymous No.51217237]

>>51217204
Now that does remind me of something.Hmm

[Anonymous No.51217244]

>>51217183
did you just come out of a 2 year long coma?

[Anonymous No.51217257]

Id rather be golfing now

[Anonymous No.51217276]

SOXL is fucking mooning rn

[Anonymous No.51217286]

SPY ATL (< $43) how soon?

[Anonymous No.51217294]

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!

[Anonymous No.51217300]

And just like that we're starting to recover!

[Anonymous No.51217301]

me longed naooow

[Anonymous No.51217303]

NET is so fucking bipolar

[Anonymous No.51217305]

>>51217276
This is the only person mooning right now

[Anonymous No.51217316]

WTFWT WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[Anonymous No.51217317]

this pump is inauthentic, and quite possibly homosexual.

[Anonymous No.51217318]

>>51217294
>>51217300
>they fall for it every time
lmao, one day you'll get a pump that sticks

[Anonymous No.51217319]

>Fed fuckers pumping
Looks legit :)

[Anonymous No.51217320]

>Markets plunge as COVID lockdowns hit Pengdongwangzhou, a city of 200 million that literally nobody has heard of before

[Anonymous No.51217329]

>>51217257
I disc golfed for years and was always consistently bad. No improvement, none. Even by accident you would think I would get slightly better. Nope.

[Anonymous No.51217330]

>>51217320
>a city of 200 million that literally nobody has heard of before
lmao

[Anonymous No.51217342]

>Stocks rally on news of short covering, markets soar to -4.5% drop

[Anonymous No.51217359]

>>51216544
>>51216544
>I bought 10k more AMZN.
thank you for your service. we need retards like you on the long side of the trade. buy Facebook too - i'm shorting that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51217363]

Awe fuck the line is going up!

[Anonymous No.51217362]

I literally talked myself out of shorting the markets about 30 minutes ago. I would have got heemed. I finally defeated fate

[Anonymous No.51217369]

>>51217329
Thats a shame, I find improvement to be just as satisfying as watching that sucker fly in a beautiful s shape

[Anonymous No.51217371]

>>51217318

RAH RAH PUMP PUMP
RAH RAH FIGHT FIGHT

PUMP PUMP PUMP THE FED BALANCE SHEET UP!!

RAH RAH PUMP PUMP
RAH RAH FIGHT FIGHT

[Anonymous No.51217381]

>>51217320

>a city of 200 million that literally nobody has heard of before

China do be like that

[Anonymous No.51217387]

>>51217371
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POW.. ELL?

[Anonymous No.51217390]

>-1.53%

oh yeah, bull run back on baby

[Anonymous No.51217394]

>>51217359
>buy Facebook too - i'm shorting that
Wouldn’t you want him to sell it in that case. You want it to go to zero, right

[Anonymous No.51217397]

Suckers. Now I just wait 40 years and sell this for a mega profit.

[Anonymous No.51217407]

>>51216358
>SIGA going into the 13s today... when does retail capitulate? Lots of people in here bragging about their 12-13 cost basis..
This whole rally was probably mostly driven by retail. On the way up as well as down. An army of brilliant le strategist pandemic 2.0 retailers from biz, wsb, twitter, ... bought SIGA and slowly but surely it is selling now.

[Anonymous No.51217414]

>>51217363
Is it now? It will go down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51217424]

>>51217394
>Wouldn’t you want him to sell it in that case. You want it to go to zero, right
no i want him to lose money. its going down regardless of what he does

[Anonymous No.51217431]

>>51217369
Despite loving sports I've never been particularly good at any of them. Even regular golf I played for years. Even took professional lessons. Still no improvement. I'll just stick to vidya I guess.

[Anonymous No.51217435]

>BoA begins offering subprime loans under the guise of racial equity
>black and latino people are correctly calling out the trap and say BoA is trying to leave them holding the bag and serving as exit liquidity
>MAGA crowd is crying that its racist for White America to not be given the chance to be the subprime loan sacrifice monkey instead
Holy fuck those goys really can't help themselves can they?

[Anonymous No.51217436]

SOXS chads what is going on

[Anonymous No.51217439]

>>51217276
It has bounced by pennies every day and continues to go lower.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51217442]

>>51217414
I was driving to the sushi place to pick up some lunch, and thinking, what if the jobs numbers come in bad? What if the jobs numbers come in good? I dunno, shit should sell off again unless the jobs numbers are as expected.

[Anonymous No.51217451]

>Be greedy when others are fearful

Never change /smg/ buy puts now after spy is down 7% in a week

[Anonymous No.51217455]

>>51217407
There were one or two hedge funds with declared positions, IIRC but yeah, SIGA was a test of "how quickly can you suss out the direction of a pandemic?" Lotsa people failed that by buying late and selling late.

[Anonymous No.51217456]

>>51217439
Stop FUD'ing you cuck faggot joe bidden nigger

[Anonymous No.51217458]

>>51217435
Yeah you would have to be pretty goddamn retarded to think getting a no down payment mortgage is somehow a good thing.

[Anonymous No.51217460]

>>51216306
>mandated mark of the beast
>starting ww3 with Ukraine
>making everyone poor like commie nation
>>battling for soul of the nation

W-who’s he battling for?

[Anonymous No.51217463]

>>51217436
biden changed his mind about selling chips to china

[Anonymous No.51217464]

schizo here
the voices are telling me tomorrow will be green, then another week of dumping

[Anonymous No.51217465]

>>51217436
bear market is over>>51216331

[Anonymous No.51217466]

>>51217435
Partialismericans do not learn their lesson. They fall for the same shit every decade, I'm long on Pogs.

[Anonymous No.51217467]

>>51216732
Classic glow.

[Anonymous No.51217470]

>>51217424
Yeah I see, but now you’ve revealed your 100% foolproof trade and he’ll just short it too

[Anonymous No.51217471]

>>51217451
>duuude everyone is fearful
Most bullturds are still retardedly bullish even when JPOW literally says that he wants to nuke the market.

[Anonymous No.51217481]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51217483]

>markets are healing
You ready for a fully pregnant power hour?
>>51217471
>still retardedly bullish
Yes

[Anonymous No.51217486]

>>51217436
>oversold
>he decided to short some more

[Anonymous No.51217493]

>>51217359
why would you short META?

[Anonymous No.51217498]

I actually get a 3 day weekend coming up. What's sad is I'm so institutionalized from working 6 to 7 days a week for years that I can promise you by sunday I'll be bored and ready to go back to work.

[Anonymous No.51217499]

just bought some calls, time to crash the market

[Anonymous No.51217506]

>>51217431
Yeah regular golf is brutal
Over the last 10 years I went from loving it to hating it with a passion
Its just easier to lose a small ball than a disc and putting is beyond frustrating on most cheap greens

[Anonymous No.51217509]

I’m poor…
>what’s your excuse?

[Anonymous No.51217512]

Oh shit,the upcoming monday is holiday

[Anonymous No.51217515]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51217526]

>>51217506
Nothing used to fill me with more rage than shanking a disc into the woods and spending 30 minutes digging around for it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51217533]

I think the Democrats are going to keep control of both chambers of Congress. Now that everyone who is a republican is a terrorist, and their terrorist leader was going to sell the nuclear secrets to his friends in Russia after Ukraine wouldn't help him dig up dirt on his political opponent's son. Should be really bullish for the market.

[Anonymous No.51217539]

>>51217526
Oh I play mostly in open courses lmao

[Anonymous No.51217540]

This pathetic runup is over mumu

[Anonymous No.51217552]

Did you guys know that with its 10.5% dividend yield, JEPI has beaten the S&P by a considerable amount for the past 1.5 years.

[Anonymous No.51217565]

>>51217540
I've never seen anything more pathetic in my life (other than op, of course)

[Anonymous No.51217567]

>>51217458
>>51217466
With the way these people are this housing cycle is going to end with one big rabbit-season duck-season joke.

[Anonymous No.51217575]

>>51217552
WOW A WHOLE 16 MONTHS?!

[Anonymous No.51217581]

>>51217552
Why didn't you tell me this sooner GREG dammit

[Anonymous No.51217585]

>>51217471
There are bulltards who’ll never stop being bulls until they lose their job or start suffering financially and sell to stay alive basically. You’ll need a great depression and multi year -80% bear market to eradicate the bulls and even then some of then would be buying

[Anonymous No.51217592]

>>51217540
Great post fren

[Anonymous No.51217593]

>>51217329
Disk bros wwa? Truly a proper pastime for the internet gambling class.

[Anonymous No.51217597]

>>51217552
wow a whole 18 mo

[Anonymous No.51217598]

>>51217493
He wants other people to lose money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51217607]

>>51217593
i haven't played all summer, i don't smoke pot anymore, so i can't frisbee golf.

[Anonymous No.51217615]

>>51217552
Wow a hole 60 minutes

[Anonymous No.51217617]

N-UwU
>>51217145
>>51217145
>>51217145

[Anonymous No.51217634]

>>51217593
>13 speed
Wew
Check out my putter

[Anonymous No.51217635]

>>51217617

[Anonymous No.51217648]

>>51217617
How about no gme fag

[Anonymous No.51217650]

>>51217598
yes but I'm curious of what the bearish argument is for META

[Anonymous No.51217652]

>>51217552
I mean if an income ETF cannot beat SPY over the short term in a bear market then quite literally what would be the point? Because it sure as hell can't beat SPY in a bull market.

[Anonymous No.51217655]

Why is Joe Biden calling republicans terrorists in an official speech during a time of economic instability?
Should I invest in S&W because of the panic buying?
Also, glowies what the fuck why are you letting this slide? Cmon.

[Anonymous No.51217657]

>>51217607
Eat shit tripfag

[Anonymous No.51217658]

New

>>51217651
>>51217651

[Anonymous No.51217665]

>>51217617
that's your bags not mine

[Anonymous No.51217666]

>>51217634
Sperm is incredibly inaccurate

[Anonymous No.51217671]

>>51217634
removing the stamp on putters is a pro-move i'm proud of /smg/ today

[Anonymous No.51217676]

>>51217655
having more than one party in your democracy is fascist

[Anonymous No.51217684]

>>51217666
Just like my circle 2 puts

[Anonymous No.51217697]

>>51217650
His argument probably is ”it’s gone down so it seems likely it will continue to go down”

[Anonymous No.51217746]

>>51217684
Kek, the course near me is par 3 all over regardless of distance so I usually just carry a driver and eat shit on the puts if I don't get close enough.

[Anonymous No.51217763]

>>51217650
this is what they spent $10 billion on

[Anonymous No.51217792]

Sepbottom

[Anonymous No.51218003]

we're entering the official bear market next week frens

[Anonymous No.51218326]

>>51216544
Was Lord of the Rings good? What motivated your buy?

[Anonymous No.51218675]

>>51216941
That's grass, not skin.

[Anonymous No.51218901]

Sold my SQQQ that I was bagholding for 2 months at a break even price. 3x leverage etfs never again. That chop chop fucked me up. Time to wageslave and vanguard.

[Anonymous No.51221140]

>>51218901
Pussy