/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.51213249]

Dark Brandon edition

>Links
uh huh

[Anonymous No.51213277]

The S&P 500 is healing

[Anonymous No.51213283]

Yeah, im gonna need a refund on my previous stonk purchases.

[Anonymous No.51213298]

>>51213277
healing downwards yeah

[Anonymous No.51213307]

>>51213249
Nvidia bros where we at?
Sitting at -45%

[Anonymous No.51213309]

>>51213277
I don't think you know what the word healing means bro...............

[Anonymous No.51213311]

goodbye to the modern financial system. i never post here, however next week is the end. -50%. goodbye

[Anonymous No.51213316]

>>51213277
nope

[Anonymous No.51213321]

>>51213307
up 140% on my put ;)

[Anonymous No.51213322]

>>51213277
It ate a fat red dildo literally the instant you submitted your post

[Anonymous No.51213326]

lol what the fuck is even going on these last few days? What's the associated news that Big Money is supposedly freaking out about? This all feels like retarded speculation on low volume

[Anonymous No.51213338]

DXY bros!! WAGMI!!! Doomers btfo.

[Anonymous No.51213341]

>>51213311

[Anonymous No.51213346]

>Reminder: You were warned about oil
You didn't listen.
10+ of you told me I was wrong, insulted me, insisted that oil and the energy sector would keep moving higher, insisted that oil was going to $600 a barrel by the end of the decade (lol)
XLE: $84.87 --> $77.90 -8.2% since Mon
WTI: $96.95 --> $86.92 -10.3%
>inb4 broken clock

[Anonymous No.51213353]

OIL bros... fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.51213368]

>>51213353
Oil is going back to it's natural price of -$40/barrel.

[Anonymous No.51213378]

nobody long is winning today, not even oilfags

[Anonymous No.51213380]

What do you call this?

[Anonymous No.51213381]

GBP is le shit

[Anonymous No.51213386]

you guys always fucking ignore me when i try to post shit like this

[Anonymous No.51213393]

SPY 380 EoW

[Anonymous No.51213402]

SQQQ you are our only hope!!

[Anonymous No.51213409]

I’m going to have a fucking aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.51213415]

all of my posts are a work of fiction and only a fool would take them seriously.

[Anonymous No.51213419]

>>51213386
good lord

[Anonymous No.51213418]

Ford looks like a good short

[Anonymous No.51213423]

Are you le watching and le learning anon?

[Anonymous No.51213429]

>>51213326
All the growth since june lows was based on the thesis that the fed was going to not raise interest rates much farther and then lower them in 2023. Then they basically outright said "no retard, we're going to 4+% till at least 2024". And economic data continues to show they have reason and room to do so. Also the biden administration is implementing rules banning some high level tech products from being sold to China

[Anonymous No.51213435]

>>51213326
It's quite the opposite, really
Fucking dimwit

[Anonymous No.51213436]

>robinhood is restricting people from trading BBBY
UH OH GET READY

[Anonymous No.51213440]

>>51213402
DRV

[Anonymous No.51213441]

good morning /smg/

[Anonymous No.51213442]

>>51213249
let's go

[Anonymous No.51213446]

Uranium bros... Will we recover?

[Anonymous No.51213460]

>>51213436
kek its about to go to $3

[Anonymous No.51213463]

>>51213353
>>51213378
>>51213368
Lmao I thought I was bein a wise guy, by buying oil stocks and tech stocks. Figuring if one went down, the other would go up.
Boy, was I so fucking wrong...

[Anonymous No.51213482]

BUDDY LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51213484]

>stinky market
>long weekend

it's gonna dump massively tomorrow isn't it bros

[Anonymous No.51213487]

>>51213429
Why the fuck do bears believe Powell now after saying he was a liar for two years? I unironically think anyone who is loading up on a short position right now is getting baited, you're the exit liquidity for the inevitable pivot

[Anonymous No.51213497]

Housing collapse imminent

[Anonymous No.51213503]

>>51213338
>LateStageCapitalism
Please inform me that this is a parody account, sirs.

[Anonymous No.51213505]

>>51213487
>two years
he's been a liar way longer than that

[Anonymous No.51213508]

>>51213436
that's no issue to the DIAMOND HANDS retards who are still holding

[Anonymous No.51213512]

Its over, the market will never recover

[Anonymous No.51213513]

>>51213436
>still having babby's first broker in 2022 AD
>still getting restricted from trading meme stocks to protect hedgie's bags

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.51213516]

>>51213484
yup

[Anonymous No.51213519]

The copium on the RYCEY subreddit now.

[Anonymous No.51213535]

OFFICIAL /SMG/ BOARD THEMESONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

[Anonymous No.51213536]

Alright you guys convinced me to buy 1 PRTY call

[Anonymous No.51213542]

I guess we're just going to go under $390 SPY today then...

[Anonymous No.51213543]

>>51213484
probably
probably on Monday too
very hard to reverse a sell off over a 3 day weekend
however if we manage to pump tomorrow at 8:30am EST on nonfarm payroll numbers being bearish (indicating Fed pivot) then we will probably rise monday too
however all signs are pointing to the sell off continuing
still great instability in debt market

[Anonymous No.51213553]

>>51213429
>All the growth since june lows was based on the thesis that the fed was going to not raise interest rates much farther
No. It was based on the fact that inflation flattened for moment, corporate earnings were still solid for many companies, and companies were still hiring. Inflation isnt harming the country as much as expected.
>>51213503
Nah, they actually believe the capitalist world is ending soon. Despite more people investing and trading than ever before.

[Anonymous No.51213563]

>>51213543
>fed pivot
No such thing, rates only go up

[Anonymous No.51213566]

>>51213487
>anyone who is loading up on a short position right now
I've been bearish since January. Who is just going short now?

[Anonymous No.51213569]

DRV, SRS or REK?

[Anonymous No.51213571]

>>51213393
Im in half cash and half SPY puts. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>51213497
My body is ready

[Anonymous No.51213575]

>>51213497
Reminder that this kind of stuff is exactly what the globalist bankers did in Japan before the unrecoverable collapse.

[Anonymous No.51213579]

>>51213569
DRV

[Anonymous No.51213581]

Kek BBBaggies

[Anonymous No.51213583]

I don't even get why we're dumping this time. In june it was obvious with all the inflation shit

[Anonymous No.51213588]

>>51213505
Sure, so why believe anything he says publicly or anything coming from retarded talking heads speculating about what he says publicly? The inevitable conclusion is that the US dollar remains the global reserve currency, the US maintains its status as biggest dick on the playground, and the rest of the world continues to pour money into the US economy to have a piece of the pie. I can't guess how long it will take to get back to that but even if it takes until 2024 now is still a good time to buy if you're actually long.

[Anonymous No.51213589]

>>51213446
do you just monitor tickers we talk about here and then say something when they're down? or were you actually short a name? because you're down in your short as well given what I see

[Anonymous No.51213598]

I MAY BE... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51213605]

>>51213563
I agree
However, if we have very bad numbers for the August report coming out tomorrow morning, the market will still see it as bullish, allowing the Fed to pivot (and will call the Fed's bluff)
it's the only thing that could save the market
if we have decent/good/great jobs the sell off will continue
only bad news can save the market

[Anonymous No.51213607]

>>51213497
>imminent
This will prop it up short-term.

[Anonymous No.51213608]

beautiful market open so far

>>51213249
holy fuck thats cringe

[Anonymous No.51213612]

>>51213598

[Anonymous No.51213619]

Where are all the cocky mumus that were calling for a meltup during a global depression?

[Anonymous No.51213623]

>>51213583
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.51213630]

>>51213588
bro the fed is dumping everything
nobody is "investing" anything in America lol China and Russia the other important economies have dumped foreign holdings and moved to make their own payment system
the time to go long is over the only moves now is don't play or trade short

[Anonymous No.51213653]

>>51213575
Wasnt aware Japan had a ton of black and hispanic people

The fact is we've already tried this. We gave out mortgages to poor dumb people who couldnt pay them back in a little event you might have heard of called the subprime mortgage crisis and 2008 economic collapse.

They're restacking the dominos obviously anticipating that the government will again step in to protect the minorities and bail the bank out which is pure profit from their end

[Anonymous No.51213654]

im up 69 bux boys

[Anonymous No.51213659]

>>51213654
nice.

[Anonymous No.51213662]

Bros, I just got a fucking thunderclap headache it’s hurts so freaking bad

[Anonymous No.51213664]

>>51213619
Green on Monday. Although im excited for bonds soon. Can actually start buying here and get risk free gains.

[Anonymous No.51213665]

Gold getting totally slaughtered, look it at in my native currency no change. I dunno if this is bad or good or what

[Anonymous No.51213668]

N

[Anonymous No.51213669]

>>51213487
Even if I had only been short yesterday, I would be hugely up right now. JP also CAN'T lie about this. He has no fucking choice. It's save the dolla through demand destruction, or allow inflation to grow completely out of control and destroy the global economy. People will literally kill him if he chose the latter path.

[Anonymous No.51213672]

>>51213630
Do not redeem, you bloody bitch bastard!

[Anonymous No.51213693]

>>51213653
Sometimes people from southern Japan can tan up pretty well.

[Anonymous No.51213696]

>>51213630
lol no the Fed isn't dumping anything and the money printer is still running albeit under different names. I don't get this long-term bearish outlook, that has historically turned out to be incredibly retarded

[Anonymous No.51213703]

>>51213664
2 more weeks
Trust the FED

[Anonymous No.51213708]

>>51213249
Nice picture, faggot.

[Anonymous No.51213709]

>>51213497
>no down payment
Those loans will be the first to default. Because they will be years away from any equity.

[Anonymous No.51213720]

>>51213581
how can one acquire this much capital in the first place with so little brain capacity?

[Anonymous No.51213723]

Confess right fucking now. Who here bought? I know it's one of you that made it all dump.

[Anonymous No.51213724]

>>51213519
Man that is a nasty drop. Company could be great if it could increase its profit margins with their low p/s ratio. British niggas (and me) btfo I guess.

[Anonymous No.51213727]

>>51213703
2 more weeks to collapse. Trust Burry.

[Anonymous No.51213728]

>>51213672
Sir, I WILL redeem it!

[Anonymous No.51213733]

Brandon rugging semis, what is his endgame?

[Anonymous No.51213738]

STOP THE BOUNCERINO

[Anonymous No.51213737]

Good thing my 60/40 portfolio hedges against a stock crash by being long bonds.

Now to check how it's doing...

>captcha: 8AAGS0
That's a lot of "aag"s.

[Anonymous No.51213744]

>>51213696
"historically"
ah so YOU believe that this is just the same par for course bullshit that has happened in 00 and 08 oh I see
yea nevermind youre a boomer so go ahead and stay long I can already tell you have a 401k that's deep red or getting redder thus you obviously can't see what's coming or going on

[Anonymous No.51213746]

yield pushing higher as strong dollar snapping euro's back. some big faang techies quite cheap now. oil about to collapse totally too. silver already at bottom, gold may be beginning of collapse

[Anonymous No.51213755]

NVDA in FREEFALL

[Anonymous No.51213754]

>>51213724
Doesn't your government have a controlling stake of Rolls-Royce?

[Anonymous No.51213756]

>>51213720
Inheritance of a Boomer's money and brains.

[Anonymous No.51213762]

I bought SOXL at 12.25.
Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.51213770]

>>51213553
>Oil goes down 30%
>Prices go up less steeply
>Inflation is over!
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.51213771]

look at this highly sexual price movement. dump at open and then just climbed back up. wish i played that sexual move.

[Anonymous No.51213785]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP GOING UP FRICK

[Anonymous No.51213788]

>>51213744
>THIS time it is over for sure!
this is why bearniggers always gets fucked

[Anonymous No.51213799]

Took profits on my YANG calls and bought some UPRO and SOXL calls to gamble on a little recovery. Think we stay above 390 SPY.

Shilled DRIP at 14, 15 and premarket today before it went into 16. Shits going back to $19+

[Anonymous No.51213801]

>>51213762
David Soxl was just arrested by Xi and you want to *long* his company?

[Anonymous No.51213808]

>>51213605
There's 0% chance the fed pivots right now. Not a single fucking chance anything short of Russia nuking us into the dark ages will stop the 75 bps hike coming

[Anonymous No.51213811]

>>51213737
Bond prices are going down and so are stock prices. How’s that protection or are you being ironic

[Anonymous No.51213815]

>>51213756
more likely that they own a business and through PPP loans or other personal loans us it to gamble that's what everyone does
No one is actually rich in America the richer you are the more in debt you are

[Anonymous No.51213817]

>>51213785
Shut up fag.

[Anonymous No.51213819]

>>51213746
Why would gold collapse if silver bottomed?

[Anonymous No.51213818]

lets try again i forgot imake kek


look at this highly sexual price movement. dump at open and then just climbed back up. wish i played this sexual move.

[Anonymous No.51213820]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51213823]

>>51213771
>sexual move.
>couldve been a sexual tyranosaurus
>was instead a slack jawed faggot
tsktsktsk, maybe next time, anon.

[Anonymous No.51213830]

I'm so tired of you bull retards saying the fed is gonna pivot and telling baggies to buy buy buy. Ten years of "Buy the Dip!" has buck broken your brains. Pivot on my dick, fags.

[Anonymous No.51213834]

>>51213754
Not so much a controlling stake in as much as the unilateral ability to veto a buyout which they retained as a part of the last time the government bailed Rolls Royce out of bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.51213837]

>>51213817
What's wrong my little trans activist?

[Anonymous No.51213839]

>>51213811
100% ironic. Though, you know, pity any 60/40 type folks in your life.

[Anonymous No.51213840]

>>51213346
Broken cock

[Anonymous No.51213843]

>>51213744
Seriously, you just look back to 2000 and 2008? How fucking dumb are you man just look at the last 10,000 years and how humans have y'know just continued to progress at a faster and faster rate

[Anonymous No.51213856]

>>51213497
Housing is not the problem this time around, I think CLO’s might be.

[Anonymous No.51213857]

>AAPL

[Anonymous No.51213859]

>>51213808
nobody is expecting a pivot right now, in the September meeting
it's all about the pivot in 2023 - that the market is pricing in 3 rate cuts in 2023
market is future looking

[Anonymous No.51213861]

>>51213543
> indicating Fed pivot
Cant believe you retards are still clinging to this cope. This really shows me that we have way further to dump, with retail still not getting it

[Anonymous No.51213863]

>Being a bull in 2022
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.51213872]

>>51213837
The only bull here is the bull---shit coming out of your mouth!

[Anonymous No.51213871]

>timed the bottom within pennies

[Anonymous No.51213877]

>>51213801
I already made .25/share.

[Anonymous No.51213879]

>>51213830
The pivot is inevitable, that's the thing that bears somehow won't admit. Interest rates historically have been trending to 0% and the world needs high inflation to inflate away perpetual debt. Stop trying to put the world into economics textbook terms.

[Anonymous No.51213881]

>>51213823
kek that would have suited. was it venturas line?

[Anonymous No.51213886]

>>51213861
Dude, I'm not saying that I think that it will indicate the Fed will pivot
I am saying the market will. And that's true. The market will latch onto the narrative, as it did all summer
The market will rally if we have a terrible jobs report tomorrow, on hopes of Fed pivot

[Anonymous No.51213900]

>>51213830
They can’t just let everything collapse, the whole system will break

[Anonymous No.51213902]

>told my boomer parents to sell everything near the top
>now they’re averaging back in a little each week

Are you looking out for your parents?

[Anonymous No.51213904]

>>51213664
>Green on Monday

No flat on Monday because the market is literally closed

[Anonymous No.51213907]

>>51213249
All of the stonks are on sale :)

[Anonymous No.51213911]

>>51213881
>was it venturas line?
Lol yeah. Good movie, good era.

[Anonymous No.51213914]

>>51213727
It's down 32% since January though, keep slurping mumu

[Anonymous No.51213918]

>>51213902
who are you bro? How did you know it was a top?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51213924]

>>51213907
they're on sale like every fucking day except when ((they)) halt trading.

[Anonymous No.51213930]

>>51213843
>progress
what progress? do you see robots taking over? flying cars? true sustainable energy? no I don't I see joblessness, more poor and homeless people than ever before and corruption at the highest offices in government
progress is a fake word wall street uses to sucker in the retards there hasn't been real progress since the birth of the internet to believe that in 10 years America is going to look like some high tech Sci fi country and youre gonna be rich from it is absolutely delusional
but it doesn't matter because you're long and you have to hope that. You HAVE to hope that.

[Anonymous No.51213935]

>>51213914
>don't buy when it's down
u w0t

[Anonymous No.51213945]

>>51213914
Its down 17% bearcuck. Only going higher this year too.

[dad/daddy No.51213956]

>>51213902
yeah told my dad to get out

[Anonymous No.51213957]

>>51213918
I spent an entire Saturday, watching this machine annihilate larger sumos.
Who knew sumo was so fuckin cool to watch?

[Anonymous No.51213958]

>>51213918
Everyone who wasn't a retard knew November-December was peak euphoria

NVIDIA alone was worth 1 trillion dollars

[Anonymous No.51213968]

>>51213879
The world needs a 2-3% inflation, not 9%. Also, interest rates were kept low to keep us from deflating. There is no pivot coming for a long time so the simple reason that it would be detrimental to the economy.

[Anonymous No.51213978]

>>51213958
yeah, well, I didn't know, so

[Anonymous No.51213983]

>>51213935
I'd rather short the nasdaq during a global depression + energy crisis scenario, but to each his own

[Anonymous No.51213985]

>>51213581
Probably a fed baiting idiots.

[Anonymous No.51213986]

>>51213930
LOL jesus christ listen to yourself. You would have been talking shit about cars and planes in the 1890s and saying retarded stuff like "no one will ever be able to harness the energy of the sun in a panel you can mount on your roof!" Progress is happening right in front of you, you just can't see it condensed into a convenient timeline like you can with the past.

[Anonymous No.51213990]

for anyone holding now
https://web.archive.org/web/20161110125824/http://www.christ-michael.com/leaked-official-agenda-for-the-destruction-of-germany/
WOW SO THIS ARTICLE GOT NUKED AFTER LIKE 1HOUR FROM THE SITE, WAS AT LEAST ARCHIVED, BUT IT EVEN GOT NUKED FROM ARCHIVE LOL Luckily I had it in browser cache
>WOW2: THEY REALLY DONT WANT THIS TO BE SEEN
>Pastebin’s SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content in your Paste.
The content you are trying to publish has been deemed potentially offensive or questionable by our filters, because of this you’re receiving this warning.
This Paste can only be published with the visibility set to "Private".

https://paste-bin.xyz/77978

Other interesting thing:
https://web.archive.org/web/20161110125824/http://www.christ-michael.com/leaked-official-agenda-for-the-destruction-of-germany/

tl;dr ww3 is there, this winter will be really tough

[Anonymous No.51213991]

>>51213419
>>51213386
see what i mean - 1 fucking response. i post alpha regularly and hardly anyone cares

also daily reminder not to long PLUG as i've been saying. they got caught cooking the books for the past 4 years, and hydrogen isnt anywhere close to being economical, even with the gov't subsidies

[Anonymous No.51214000]

>>51213957
Yeah sumo is based.

[Anonymous No.51214007]

>>51213808
>He still thinks it's only going to be 75bps.

[Anonymous No.51214010]

the last 2 digits of my post determine how many more % we drop this bear market

[Anonymous No.51214014]

>>51213843
Our chains evolved faster

[Anonymous No.51214021]

Why do you people constantly jerk off to a fed pivot when it's clear that the fed is trying to bring home prices down in combination with banks basically repackaging ninja loans to minorities under (((diversity and inclusion))) policies? Theyre raising rates as much as they can to engage in 2008 practices again. Are you people smoking crack? Wage depression is another aim of the fed right now, wagies are being paid far too much for companies to afford and make skyrocketing profits at the same time. Daily movement shouldnt even be looked at if you're looking for evidence of a pivot. I look forward to experiencing nigger and spic housing defaults again. Invest into REITs in the short term and short them in the long term.

[Anonymous No.51214035]

>GME, AMC, and BBBY all hate each other because theirs is the true WAGMI
kek

[Anonymous No.51214036]

How low is the nasdaq going to go fellow sirs?

[Anonymous No.51214037]

>>51213958
>VIDIA alone was worth 1 trillion dollars
Dont think Nvidia ever hit 1 trillion. It was Apple, microsoft, aphabet, tesla, and saudi aramco. I thought were only ones. But sitll, nvidia was extremely overvalued.

[Anonymous No.51214041]

>>51214010
>10%
weak. thats it bobo? soft landing confirmed.

[Anonymous No.51214046]

>>51213991
are you in the biz discord I'd like to talk

[Anonymous No.51214051]

Why the fuck has everything been shitting the bed all week???

[Anonymous No.51214052]

>>51214007
> the fed’s dead serious now! Powell made a reference to volcker!

[Anonymous No.51214055]

>>51213986
OK buddy
Keep working your wagie job, keep putting money into your 401k that will see negative returns this year guaranteed and keep believing that everything is alright and everything is going to be just fine. America! fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.51214065]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51214070]

>>51214055
why are you so mad that somebody thinks differently from you bro?

[Anonymous No.51214074]

>>51213886
We just had a fed pivot copium fueled rally for two months. One bad jobs report will not reverse that. We’re going lower

[Anonymous No.51214077]

>>51214055
What’s the alternative?

[Anonymous No.51214079]

>>51213497
Fucking kikes. Bust ass to live away from niggers and shitskins and they dump them next door anyway.

[Anonymous No.51214084]

>>51213958
There was a retarded amount of pumping and euphoria for over a year, the top signal was fed jews selling

[Anonymous No.51214092]

Holy fuck
Look at NVDA
we are lower than the recent June lows

[Anonymous No.51214100]

>>51214037
The peak was 810 billion $ for NVIDIA, my point still stands...it's worse than the dotcom bubble and november was peak euphoria

[Anonymous No.51214107]

The real top was when the Bogs died.

[Anonymous No.51214110]

>>51213536
I like Paw Patrol, so I've been a Party City man for a long time. Now that I'm a Party City stockholder the employees greet me by name when I enter the store and ask me if I need any Paw Patrol supplies for the next birthday party.
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to Party City and the pretty Hispanic girl at the register, Angelina, said she had something new to show me. She took me into the office and let me sit in the manager's chair.
"Don't move, sir. I'll be right back."
When she returned she had a new employee with her, a surprisingly clean Somali girl of about eighteen. Angelina took off her shit and revealed a massive pair of gravity-defying breasts. She slapped the Somali girl on the left breast and yelled something in her language. The Somali—her name is Aamiina— took her shirt off as well. She had small, perky breasts, and once she was topless she produced a Paw Patrol party hat and put it on my head.
Angelina swept a bunch of unpaid invoices onto the floor. "Who do you want on the desk?"
I pointed at Aamiina.
All of a sudden I was fucking Angelina from behind while Angelina pleasured Aamiina with her mouth. Despite being Muslim, Aamiina's family had not removed her clitoris. She was enjoying Angelina's tongue and started screaming for the Prophet Mohamed as she climaxed. Pressure started building in my balls and the base of my cock and I could tell I was getting close. After Aaniina's orgasm Angelina grabbed her pants off the floor and found a pocket-sized Quran. Then she got on her knees. Aamiina pushed Angelina's tits together while Angelina held the Quran open on top of her tits. I screamed as ropes of cum covered Angelina, Aamiina, and the Quran. Then I used the Quran to wipe my cock. Party City has a thermostat policy to protect profits for shareholders, so I also used it to wipe the sweat from the crack of my ass.
Party City gives investors great value and has immeasurable intangible upside. See you on the moon!

[Anonymous No.51214112]

>>51214055
lmao less than 6000 people. have you looked at the amount of canadians entering the us, per year?
lol thatll make you gag.

[Anonymous No.51214116]

>>51214074
>he underestimates the power of nonfarm payroll

[Anonymous No.51214131]

>>51214077
accepting we're in a crash and protecting yourself

[Anonymous No.51214134]

>>51214092
yeah its brutal

[Anonymous No.51214137]

look at OKTA. why are they doing this.

[Anonymous No.51214138]

OH NO NO NO NO NO HERE COMES THE MELTUP (IN 2 MORE WEEKS)

[Anonymous No.51214143]

>>51214092
>>51214134
>tfw closed out my short early
fuck my life

[Anonymous No.51214155]

>>51214138
mumus never learn

[Anonymous No.51214162]

>>51213427
that one is my favorite as well, although coomer's anonymous is pretty funny
6 total (so far)
maybe i'll write a new one once he pivots
haha

[Anonymous No.51214165]

[Anonymous No.51214169]

>>51214143
Congrats if you made any money at all going short

[Anonymous No.51214176]

>>51214116
It might produce a green day, but an extended rally, no. That would actually break the downtrend. The market is smarter than you think. It knows the fed isnt pivoting after that speech

[Anonymous No.51214181]

Riddle me this, why is everyone selling bonds when we are supposedly heading into a recession/stock market crash

[Anonymous No.51214184]

>>51214100
>.it's worse than the dotcom bubble and november was peak euphoria
Yeah. A lot of these companies wont reach aths again. Nvidia I thought would but after these past couple failures i think theyre gonna have issues for a lot longer. More bullish on amd going forward in semis. Companies like amazon and apple will reach aths again but stuff that was hyper growth wont.

[dad/daddy No.51214191]

>>51214181
BUDDY LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51214198]

>>51214176
Yeah I'm not expecting an extended rally
just a 1 or 2 day relief rally - if tomorrow is green, monday will (start) green
if tomorrow is red, monday will be even more red
all sectors are a little oversold here

[Anonymous No.51214201]

>>51214181
Higher rates, sustained inflation etc

[Anonymous No.51214203]

>>51214191
DXY COMPUTER IS NOT NORMALLY

[Anonymous No.51214208]

Someone post Shimetahmothefucka fud. because it's coming to fruition.

[Anonymous No.51214213]

>>51214143
same bro, could've made another 500 on that put waiting a few more minutes. still holding SOXS though ;)

[Anonymous No.51214214]

>>51214181
>8% inflation
>3.5% on 10y
hmmm

[Anonymous No.51214218]

>people seriously confused why we have been going down
Are you all retarded or am I just intelligent? Look at the world around you.

[Anonymous No.51214219]

>>51214181
because everything is going to shit (bonds included)

[Anonymous No.51214221]

>gold and silver are hedges
>gold and silver were hedges

That’s the power of Judaism

[Anonymous No.51214225]

Is there a worse feeling in the world than selling your sqqq but the market keeps dropping?

[Anonymous No.51214245]

>>51214070
I'm. not mad at all, I just can't understand how people just believe everything is the same or something just magically is going to fix the past 4 years of damage that's occurred and we're all going to be rich and happy lol that's not true and the biggest bull cope I've ever heard and it's because those people have 401ks and IRAs they HAVE to hope those things. to be unable to see that it's over for this country is straight up delusional.
>>51214077
you wait? if you didn't get rich at the best time to get rich when the fed began the money printing then dont bother now lol you're gonna have to wait. Is money everything to you? That's the problem with America is people believe money is everything like it defines who they are as a person. like they can buy a big boat and everyone is gonna give them a high five, I've met people with money, big boats and fancy houses and they are the most miserable bunch of slime I've ever spoken with. they are dumb. they can't understand shit and definitely latch onto their money like it's the only thing that gives them purpose. start enjoying your life, when the crash comes and it will, then buy in and wait but for now? pshhh don't bother
>>51214112
I don't think they record those numbers and I have a feeling that the people fleeing the US also don't just tell people

[Anonymous No.51214252]

>>51214225
You didn't fall for the SHITMADA JEWISH FUD. GET WRECKED!

[Anonymous No.51214255]

>>51214181
they are changing their market actions because they failed to think ahead
now their current actions are based on this same idea
so the answer to your question is who knows? the amygdala firing chaotically? social approval? the world may never know

[Anonymous No.51214258]

>NVDA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM SLUUUUUUURPINGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.51214259]

>>51214181
Because they see Biden and dems running deficits and spending programs. Inflation can be out of control and a recession, it's possible

[Anonymous No.51214270]

>>51214218
>b-but muh FED
over these past 2 years people's brains have been warped to believe that 250% gains for an index fund was healthy and sustainable and that every single negative news was "priced in"

[Anonymous No.51214273]

>>51214100
>it's worse than the dotcom bubble
if you actually believe this i can tell you right now you are not going to make it as an investor

[Anonymous No.51214277]

im not gonna play anything today. was following a few tickers which was interesting. just holdin my bear nasdaq position.

[Anonymous No.51214289]

>>51214218
Glad I'm out of this shit. Most of them are template maymay posting partialism enjoyers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNPR2qNzxk
>>51214221
>derivativesfags
>PITA in an era of easy digital money
I still accumulate, the USD game of musical chairs will end eventually and with it the end of burger debt hegemony :^)

[Anonymous No.51214293]

>>51214273
>if you actually believe this i can tell you right now you are not going to make it as an investor

[Anonymous No.51214297]

>>51214255
the fed is REACTIONARY not ANTICIPATORY

[Anonymous No.51214296]

AEVA ouch

[Anonymous No.51214301]

Oh goodness. Oh heavens to Betsie.

[Anonymous No.51214302]

What does /SMG/ Think of I-Bonds, seems like the only way to not lose 10k of your savings without gambling on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.51214317]

>>51214302
Buy stocks

[Anonymous No.51214320]

>NVDA

[Anonymous No.51214321]

>>51213911
yeah 80s action movies was the peak.

[Anonymous No.51214325]

>>51214107
That's true.

[Anonymous No.51214332]

>>51214302
A simple, conservative 60/40 portfolio of 60% SQQQ, 40% TMV should keep your money safe.

[Anonymous No.51214333]

>>51214302
I think a lot of people are buying ibonds and it's getting very crowded but I don't know enough about them to really make an educated opinion, what would sink ibonds?

[Anonymous No.51214334]

>>51214213
Can't access SOXS in my britbong tax free account so I've settled on 3x short NASDAQ instead

will close it out before the rigged CPI print

[Anonymous No.51214340]

It‘s funny to think Mumus were calling people retards, midwits and idiots when they said everything is going to shit and the FED wasn‘t dovish at all.

[Anonymous No.51214346]

>>51214273
Dotcom was limited. It was like the meme stocks or gme bubble, contained to dot com shit companies. It also led to good companies emerging

Nothing close to a market wide bubble or something wrong in credit markets.

[Anonymous No.51214350]

>>51214258
It still has a P/E of 50. It will literally go back to mid-double digits price-wise

[Anonymous No.51214351]

>>51214302
Smells like a jewish scam

[Anonymous No.51214360]

>>51214181
bond prices and bond yields are inverse of each other more or less
interest rates hikes tank bond prices and pump bond yields
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/bonds/07/price_yield.asp
"When inflation is a concern, the Fed may consider raising interest rates. Higher interest rates make the existing lower interest rates less desirable. In addition, the discount rate used to calculate the bond's price increases. For these two reasons, the bond's price falls."
TLDR: because interest rates are rising

[Anonymous No.51214376]

It's not gonna break 390
Thats like saying we're grossly overpriced
I mean, where does all the money made from higher prices go
It's not like supply side also incurs higher costs, r-right?
F-fed bros?

[Anonymous No.51214379]

Tfw spreads just become large theta income

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51214386]

What a fucken week bros.

[Anonymous No.51214387]

>>51214301
Yeah, it sucks bro. Entire week of faggoty bobo action.
Side note, why did AOT creators destroy the story and characters? Eren was the best character...

[Anonymous No.51214391]

1 NVDA = 1 NVDA. What's the big deal folks? Aren't you in it for the tech?

[Anonymous No.51214398]

>>51214386
Baggie, if you love your gookfu so much, why don't you cash out $5,000, send it to her so she can buy the furniture that was ruined by the flood, and get back here sooner, without having to work in some hospital in Korea for months and months

[Anonymous No.51214401]

>>51214245
U sound pretty mad bro.
>muh last 4 years of damage
Nigga the people in charge of the global economy rigged the game half a century ago when they divorced the value of money from precious metals. They can quite literally print as much money as they want and rewrite the rules to accommodate any silly business. They don't want the global economy to implode, probably even more than you don't want it.

[Anonymous No.51214405]

>>51214302
I bought I-Bonds in March, but being limited to $10K/year sucks. I was going to buy some in December because my friend bought some, but I didn’t unfortunately

[Anonymous No.51214406]

>>51213519
It'll go back up, right?

[Anonymous No.51214412]

my target for SQQQ is 60
I may change it to 100

[Anonymous No.51214418]

the last 7 days have been fucking insane what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51214426]

>HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP namefag exactly ticked the local top again
100% bearish indicator is that fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.51214429]

>>51214386
What the fuck
Sell the spy puts

[Anonymous No.51214443]

I do declare, I haven't seen DXY cause this much havoc since Lee's victory at Chancellorsville.

[Anonymous No.51214448]

how do u even get assigned a share in this scam shit
like how do u buy a share if its halted every other minute and you have to take a wild guess where the entry will be?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51214449]

>>51214398
I sent her some money and she said she's going shopping tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51214451]

NVDA is just now starting to hit oversold territory on the 3 month and 1 year charts. I predict a retarded pump in semis before the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.51214453]

DOW 30k today? or are we saving that for monday?

[Anonymous No.51214456]

tell me about NVDA
when is the good time to buy?

[Anonymous No.51214458]

>>51214346
that isn't true, SPY was down 50% from the top during that time
>>51214340
>calls people retards
>capitalized fed like it's an acronym
lol

[Anonymous No.51214460]

kek, baggies (including myself i'm a major fucking baggie)

[dad/daddy No.51214462]

>>51214453
>monday
okay who wants to tell him

[Anonymous No.51214467]

>>51214401
you realize you're admitting you're playing a rigged game right? I mean as I said I know you're long. I don't need to know much else because you're forced to hope things are going to get better but I'm telling you as someone who isn't long anything. it won't. and the reason I'm not long is because I dumped in December so I'm sitting happy here able to shitpost my days and write my Manga/webtoon for my son but you? you have to wage and watch your 401k tank. Doesn't matter to me

[Anonymous No.51214469]

>>51214456
<25 P/E

[Anonymous No.51214472]

>>51213834
But who will make harrier engines or nuclear sub reactors?

[Anonymous No.51214482]

>>51214456
See >>51214451
Unironically right now if you want a long position. Average in over several months in case semis keep getting FUD

[Anonymous No.51214483]

>>51214451
>3M chart
>1yr chart

[Anonymous No.51214484]

>>51214386
I should've have just bought the 400 spy puts 2 weeks ago. Why the fuck did I listen to my brother who lost 100k in the market. I'm a bigger retard than him because I listened to him of all people

[Anonymous No.51214485]

>>51213543
>indicating Fed pivot
jfc get some help

[Anonymous No.51214491]

Mumus coping that the market will recover

Just 2 more weeks!

[Anonymous No.51214494]

Nice head and shoulders bullturds

[Anonymous No.51214496]

>>51214449
No proof that she exists. Just some ugly slants pictures, that you probably dredged up. kys loser.
>>51214453
Markets are closed on Monday, lad...

[Anonymous No.51214497]

>>51214451
Not going to happen. Look around you retard the market is in the shitter and semis themselves are in a bear market because there’s an oversupply. There’s a reason it’s oversold you twat.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51214505]

>>51214429
VIX still isn't 30 yet. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.51214518]

>>51213249

September is going to be beautiful

[Anonymous No.51214524]

>>51214451
lil bro this already happened to every non-blue chip tech stock this year, NVDA has at least -30% more to go

[Anonymous No.51214526]

>>51213843
Look at the indexes from the dotcom peak to when the fed started printing our entire market. You get a bump and a dump from the housing bubble, but that's over a decade where broad stocks returned basically nothing. And they only got past zero after the aforementioned printing.
FWIW I agree with you that Powell still needs to prove he's not going to cuck out again. A speech is just a speech. Everyone knows SPY turboinflates to 600 in a snap if the market decides that he's just doing a Fauci.

[Anonymous No.51214557]

Is it safe to assume that jermone Powell is the most powerful man on earth?

[Anonymous No.51214558]

>>51214482
>FUD
Nobody is uncertain, you pie in the sky retard.

[Anonymous No.51214559]

An image purporting to show a headline from a Pakistani news outlet blaming recent record-breaking floods on "people not reading the Quran," has been digitally manipulated. The outlet did not publish such a headline. Here are the facts.

[Anonymous No.51214564]

80 was a big support for AMD. its now past it.. next one is 72 after that there is minor lvl at 57

oof.

[Anonymous No.51214571]

>>51213902
I sold in December and sold puts on a few things early in the year. I made out well on some of it and ate a big pile of shit on others.

[Anonymous No.51214576]

>>51214485
>>51213886

[Anonymous No.51214582]

I can't believe NVDA will be going even lower than covid lows soon

[Anonymous No.51214594]

>>51214467
Okay you delusional manga drawing faggot I don't have a 401k so you can stop projecting your dumb bullshit onto some stranger on the internet. I know you retarded bears are feeling lucky this year but you will absolutely get wiped the fuck out sooner rather than later.

>>51214483
And???

>>51214526
>if the market decides that he's just doing a Fauci
He absolutely is though, Big Money knows this

[Anonymous No.51214602]

how do we survive

[Anonymous No.51214611]

>>51214557
Well he can't unilaterally raise rates. So, for example, Biden's more powerful than him but the Federal Reserve is more powerful than Biden.

[Anonymous No.51214622]

>>51214582
Is almost oversold on the 5 year chart. Watch semis pump relentlessly for "no reason" in the near future while bobos gnash their teeth.

[Anonymous No.51214624]

>>51214469
I remember saying nvidia was overpriced back in november at 100 pe and everyone called me a retarded boomer

[Anonymous No.51214628]

>>51214602
keep buying. itll go back up. short term pain is fake and gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c69eHlQrKaY
listen to this and chill out

[Anonymous No.51214633]

financially I just got hit with the DDT™ by jake the snake roberts

[Anonymous No.51214637]

>>51214505
Kek
You can’t be serious dude

[Anonymous No.51214644]

I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.51214654]

>>51213856
>CLO
this, PE and non-performing venture capital is coming home to roost

[Anonymous No.51214659]

>>51214622
I remember arguing with NVDA faggots about its pe ratio being too high and how I'd rather have TSM
I'm still even on tsm because its crabbed for the last year or so while NVDA is tanking

[Anonymous No.51214660]

>>51213249
wiped out most of my weekly gains today trying to time a bounce on AMD that never came. That shit is -6% in a day lmao WTF. Still up $100 but I did not think we’d see $80 breached after it went -3% after hours. Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.51214663]

>>51214387
I dunno i stopped after season 3.

[Anonymous No.51214667]

Slurp bros…

[Anonymous No.51214668]

>>51214644
relax bro take it easy, take the rest of the day off and chill

[Anonymous No.51214670]

Chop. Chop. SOXL. Chop. Why. Chop. Didn't. Chop. You. Chop. Listen? Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.51214675]

>>51214557
Powell can’t go to war, but in many ways yeah

[Anonymous No.51214674]

I'm usually pretty bullish, but these dumb fucking spikes really make me want the blood of these retarded permabulls slurping rn

[Anonymous No.51214683]

>>51214602
I'm bearish as fuck but to hit 1900 on ES would be a literal people jumping out of windows event

[Anonymous No.51214688]

>>51214644

[Anonymous No.51214698]

>>51214668
Best take the week off, this is bobo country

[Anonymous No.51214710]

>MongoDB
>Digital Ocean

[Anonymous No.51214717]

is november really the best bet for the market to actually recover?

[Anonymous No.51214720]

>>51214387
The manga writer did it. I was big in the AoT community as it was releasing, was a die hard fan, the last ~10-15 chapters were just complete loads of bullshit, you should have seen the communities online unanimously sperging out, myself included. Worst ending I’ve ever fucking seen, I didn’t think GoT could ever be topped for worst media downfall but AoT did for me. Or at least on the same level.

[Anonymous No.51214728]

>>51214674
Relax, it's just robots fighting over pennies

[Anonymous No.51214738]

>>51213326
September is always shit

[Anonymous No.51214752]

>>51214594
> He absolutely is though, Big Money knows this

Is that why the market is shitting the bed, sweetie?

[Anonymous No.51214763]

>>51214674
Seeth

[Anonymous No.51214783]

>>51214717
isnt there some kind of big important event happening in November? OH YEA IT'S MIDTERMS no dude midterm years are horrible this time in particular because if the dems lose the house the repubs will cut all spending and reign the fed in more, if the dems win the fed will continue to jack up rates to control inflation and the dems will be printing free gibs but the market won't be liking it.

[Anonymous No.51214791]

>>51214387
>>51214720
mangaka said he binged a bunch of marvel movies and was inspired to change the ending

[Anonymous No.51214792]

>>51214386
king

[Anonymous No.51214806]

>>51214602
MMT will save us

[Anonymous No.51214809]

>>51214794
>>51214794
>>51214794
NEW
>>51214794
>>51214794
>>51214794
NEW

[Anonymous No.51214811]

Shemitah

[Anonymous No.51214812]

>>51214387
>AOT creators
>creators

It was one man who ruined it and his name is hacksyama. He is a huge marvelfag and wanted his manga to have an “everybody joins hands and defeats the bad guy” moment.

[Anonymous No.51214817]

>>51214783
it really is over isnt it? the summer rally was the last stocks will ever go up ever again huh? our only destination is 0 isnt it?

[Anonymous No.51214820]

>>51214557
Probably not but he can export US inflation everywhere else so he's pretty good

[Anonymous No.51214821]

>>51214763
Triggered you didn't i, you little mumu faggot

[Anonymous No.51214842]

>>51213566
me, 3 days ago.

[Anonymous No.51214853]

[Anonymous No.51214989]

>>51214791
Are you memeing about the cringevengers ending or being serious lmao. Cuz it really did seem like a fucking avengers movie ending. Eren should have leveled the fucking world.

[Anonymous No.51215170]

>>51214462
>>51214496
i dont keep up with your retarded holidays