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Why are you late for the meeting anon? It started 20 minutes ago

>> No.51212207

>>51212193
>"Oh yea? What did I miss?"

>> No.51212225

>>51212193
How do I short?

>> No.51212231

>>51212207
Alice was just telling us about her new apartment she just moved into with her boyfriend

>> No.51212264

As the only white guy in the company I was doing work.

>> No.51212301

>>51212264
we're graduates we don't do that here, we just increase diversity

>> No.51212436

>>51212301
Dude, you have no idea how mad this post makes me. FUCK diversity and FUCK quotas. Yes, I'm mad.

>> No.51212517

>>51212436
Yup same bro my company diversity hired two negros into my team of white men as 'trainee analysts' and they're absalutely useless

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>>51212193

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>>51212193
they're waiting on me, as god intended

>> No.51212576

>>51212546
>Joseph Smith
Absalute cuck of a Charletton

>> No.51212651

imagine the smell

>> No.51213131

>>51212193
Sorry i had to take a man dump. Takes a little longer than your girly shits.

>> No.51213159

>>51212193
this is exactly what your ((((team)))) working in biotech will look like except replace all the ((((white)))) males with chinks and add a few more women

>> No.51213185

>>51212193
i stepped down for 20 minutes so the more important women and people of colour could speak without my oppressive whiteness. if the other two white guys here we're more sensitive to minority concerns they would have done the same

>> No.51213198

>>51212193
>oh there was a meeting? I normally come in here to take a nap. Sorry to interrupt.
sit at the head of the table
>carry on, just pretend I’m not here.

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Sorry guys I was really hung over so I was driving to the liquor store for a few smirnoff root beer nips out of the fridge there. Just slammed 3 and I'm feeling much better! Now, what's on the agenda today?

>> No.51213272

>>51212193
I had to use the restroom.

>> No.51213301

>>51212193
that looks like a shitty marketing team of some startup or some shit. bet the rich guys are the couple of old fags at the far side of the table

>> No.51213325

>>51212193
half these motherfuckers are using macs which means their work is bullshit and useless.

if you aren't working in finance or STEM your meetings are fucking pointless, just use slack

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>>51212193
OK LISTEN UP
AVAX IS THE LAST EZ MULTISIG UP FOR GRABS
BECKY, YOU'RE GONNA FLY TO ISTANBUL AND BE GUN'S PORTA POTTY FOR THE NEXT 5 MONTHS
BILLY YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE PHISHING SCAM TO TRY AND GET A HOLD OF THE OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT
RYAN YOU JUST DON'T FUCK THIS UP
AND DALUAN, YOU'RE FIRED

>> No.51213475

>>51212193
Sorry folks - massive flatuance attack so I went to the parking lot until it passed.

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51213625

Sorry boys and girls, the bitDAO embassy was calling. The bit I get is going to get me rich enough to quit this dumbass job. Fuck you betty you bitch.

>> No.51213797

>>51213325
I work in finance and our meetings are still 90% pointless

>> No.51213851

>>51212207
>>51212225
>>51212231
>>51212264
>>51212301
>>51212436
>>51212517
>>51212517
Why do black people only hang out with each other?

>> No.51215051

>>51212193
I was loading my AR-15

>> No.51215115

>>51212193
CALLING DIBS ON THE HEADSCARF GIRL

>> No.51215171

>>51215115
Already went ass-to-mouth with her. You can have her now.

>> No.51215214

>>51213340
I fucking love plate armour

>> No.51215236

>>51213851
being racist is normal and healthy

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>>51215171
why dont you just blow your head off with that ar you faggot

>> No.51215578

>>51212193
is that a high school visit?

>> No.51215805

>>51215511
Faggot. Now she has AIDS

>> No.51216315

>>51212193
Why do they all look like highschoolers?

>> No.51217445

>>51216315
>>51215578
they look like college students. why do you think they're high schoolers

>> No.51217549

I had to return some video tapes

>> No.51217587

My bad, was is the stall running it up the ol' flagpole, and back down and up. Would have loved to leverage one of the team here to reach out . how about I drill down kneedeep until you get that aha moment.

>> No.51217643

>>51212193
*trouser drop*

>> No.51217661

>>51212193
Today is the fucking Sunday. Why the fuck are you guys have meting on Sunday!?

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>>51212231
You mean my neighbor alice?

>> No.51219290

>>51217738
No

>>51217661
Implying there's a weekend for wagies

>>51215805
HOT, besides feet don't get aids

>>51213475
Anon, you didn't happen to see Josh over there did you?

>> No.51220937

>>51212193
Not a single one of those people would mention that you were late. Too young, too poor.

>> No.51220963

>>51212193
Microsoft sales team LOL

>> No.51221002

>>51212193
Sorry im late, i had to put my cummies in stacies yogurt and reseal it.

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>>51212193
was listening to Sylo space broos. can't miss out on what's next for their seekers and incentive nodes.

>> No.51221438

>>51212193
kill yourselves

>> No.51221670

>>51212193
FUCKING NIGGERS AND KIKES, THATS WHY.

NOW IF YOU DONT MIND ID LIKE TO GET BACK TO WAGESLAVING IN PEACE

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>the terror of dealing with normoids

>> No.51221979 [DELETED] 

I though I could never be late as it is with joining _SYS_. At present, I'm adding more _SYS_ to my existing bag. Sy.scoin has a unique ecosystem design, using Bitcoin's Proof of Work as a consensus method while being fully Ethereum Virtual Machine compliant. In addition, the web3 dApps that will be built on the system will be a game changer!

>> No.51222081

>>51221223
looks like everything on this web 3 gem is about to materialize, they've kept the fire burning after their last listing on coinbase, and now it working on it incentive nodes.

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>>51221670
Whoa there, schizosabe! I'm going to have to refer you to H.R.

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>>51222197
>>51222081
>>51221747
>>51221670
>>51221438
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>> No.51222647

>>51213851
>posts photo of only white people sitting together

why do only white people sit hang out with each other? 18+ to post on this board

>> No.51224034

>>51212193

Im a lone wolf sigma male and I live by my rules...*dead stares into team leads eyes* got a problem with that?

>> No.51224072

>>51212193
>Oh hey there Shakira, Carlos, Todd, Vanisha, Shaniqua, Shaquanda, Abudulajah, Louis, Randall, Alejandra, P-Shizzle, Melany, Tod and Becky
>I wuz poopin

>> No.51224910

>>51213851
Becuz around whitey nothin alrighty

>> No.51224933

>>51213851
I work with a slow nigger who wears a mask still and pushes carts, he wears a "black history" ballcap all day and justs stops other niggers from stealing shit, I find it hilariously ironic.

>> No.51224937

>>51212193
Looks like the place I work at, bunch of young people.
That being said this is literally me and I'm always late for work cause I hate waking up still haven't been fired life is good. If anyone says shit I just respond bluntly and walk away as they're in shock from my bluntness.

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>>51222197
hr giger, that is

>> No.51225084

>>51213325
I work in STEM and our meetings are 89.99% useless

>> No.51225624

sorry i was buying more bit before it goes parabolic, because its currently being sold cheap. i mean imagine having the opportunity to buy the token that will be powering the future of the decentralized economy on BitDao at this price

>> No.51225715

>>51213797
How pointless are they?
>we're a family here and we build Synergy
>So let's synergize so we can get "useless_thing" done by Saturday afternoon
>GooOOOooOOOooo WAGIES

>> No.51225842

>>51221223
when are their nodes going live Anon, I have been waiting to put this, my Seekers, to work :)

>> No.51225872

>>51212193
You're fired

>> No.51225881

>>51212193
uh, why are their fucking women and black people in here? Did I schedule a fucking meeting with the HR department wtf

>> No.51225966

>>51225881
>>51212193
Oh sorry guys, I thought this was a Dev Meeting, I'll see myself out

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>>51212193