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[Anonymous No.51207768]

Why does Walmart make their wagies dance?

[Anonymous No.51207777]

why?

[Anonymous No.51207783]

>>51207768
>>51207777

breaks them down mentally through humiliation and allows them to be moulded into the perfect wagie.

[Anonymous No.51207791]

WHY??

[Anonymous No.51207800]

GIVE ME A RHYTHM

[Anonymous No.51207835]

>they're so empowered!

[Anonymous No.51207872]

>>51207768
wagies are like sheep, you have to wrangle them into groups like livestock and give them routines

[Anonymous No.51207929]

>>51207768
It makes the workplace a fun and lively place for employees so they can look forward to working and seeing their friends each day. It also helps build morale and a sense of community. I wish we danced at my job.

[Anonymous No.51207935]

>>51207768
To maximize their humiliation.

[Anonymous No.51208092]

Wake up babe, new wagie hate thread dropped

[Anonymous No.51208107]

>>51207768
because NPCs love dancing and only NPCs work at walmart

[Anonymous No.51208137]

Reminder that Amazon have a box where employees can go cry

[Anonymous No.51208164]

>>51208107
>Spider-Man being a cross dressing faggot

I saw a theory somewhere that every A-list male actor must publicly dress like a woman at least once.
If you look up any popular actor dressed as a woman, they’ll almost always have something like this pop up.

[Anonymous No.51208178]

What a sad sight, I actually feel bad for humanity

[Anonymous No.51208199]

>>51207768
Because it's fun and it feels good. It puts everyone into a good mood so they will enjoy their day and smile at customers

[Anonymous No.51208269]

>>51208164
they're literally sticking their anuses out by doing this by lowkey telling every faggot hollywood producer that they're willing to be gay for pay if they're already not or like to keep it in the closet

[Anonymous No.51208274]

>>51207783
I literally came here to say this! It’s a humiliation ritual 1000%

[Anonymous No.51208284]

>>51207791
That manager in the front needs to be lined up against a wall and made to do that same dance one last time

[Anonymous No.51208299]

>>51207929
That’s the biggest wage slaving cope I’ve ever heard in my life.

[Anonymous No.51208311]

>>51207791
>>51207777
>>51207768

Come on, shake off your dignity !

[Anonymous No.51208323]

>>51207929
This guy gets it

>>51208274
No it's not that deep

[Anonymous No.51208330]

>>51207768
>>51207777
>>51207791
This can't be mandatory.. right? I'd just use a "bathroom break"

[Anonymous No.51208337]

>>51207929
Terrible bait

[Anonymous No.51208346]

>>51208092
Tb'h that sounds great. They get paid just to chill for an hr.

[Anonymous No.51208357]

>>51208199

[Anonymous No.51208439]

>>51208330
yes, it's mandatory. you get a write up if you don't participate and they can fire you after 3 times.

[Anonymous No.51208450]

>>51208439
Na. There's no way. I know people from walmart. They would have brought this up if it were a thing.

[Anonymous No.51208505]

>>51208137
What is this box called?

[Anonymous No.51208605]

dumping my wagie folder cause im too lazy to wait 1minute between uploading pics so you guys pick one and upload it for me

>https://imgur.com/a/Eg1Kcdb

[Anonymous No.51208660]

>>51207768
The physical act of smiling, dancing, singing, and generally goofing around makes people feel slightly better about bad situations even if they don't want to. It's harder to resist herd behavior so they make everybody do it in front of each other. It's been around for decades in the form of office retreat workshops or whatever. cianiggers do it with prisoners in black sites and shit
They're basically hypnotising people to increase positive sentiment towards the employer and reduce the likelyhood of antisocial activity

[Anonymous No.51208669]

>>51208299
it isnt cope, its cringe. it actually does do that and makes most that engage a happier person. i used to work in sales and before we went out door knocking wed do these kinds of things in the office. i enjoyed it and the people but quit the job when people didnt want to leave british gas even after informing them it was foreign owned now. lol cant believe that was a sales tactic, shaming british gas.

[Anonymous No.51208680]

>>51208346
but you can only go once. id beg to be in jail every day and wouldnt bother raising money to get out. desu im not the working type anymore and enjoy life on benefits. just wish i could master tye stock market to make a few quid a day to pay for some luxuries.

[Anonymous No.51208690]

>>51208505
>the cry cubicle
>emotion stable
>tear box
>bitch box
>
to early to think

[Anonymous No.51208756]

>>51208505
PIT OF DESPAIR.

[Anonymous No.51209044]

>>51207768
Companies everywhere go to great lengths to simulate a family environment, after the biggest players on the block bankrolled various ideologues and legislature, to kill the actual family unit.
Now you have no friends, no spouse, no kids but you can feel right at home in your simulated work environment, where you co-workers are your "friends" and the managers act as maternal/paternal figures.

[Anonymous No.51209198]

>>51208137
How much you wanna bet they keep track of who goes in there and make a point to fire them for something unrelated asap.

[Anonymous No.51209261]

>>51208669

Ahh yes the morning atmosphere meetings where you learn the law of averages and the five steps to a conversation before knocking doors all day. No wonder a devilcorp shill thinks this shit is normal