/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51206857]

10 YR Bond Hate Edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51206924]

futes

[Anonymous No.51206935]

>N-ooooooooooooo you can't just buy party city! I am losing so much money on SOXL! You think the answer is silly string and balloons!? Are you serious?
Yes

[Anonymous No.51206948]

[Anonymous No.51206951]

Will we still be alive after september?

[Anonymous No.51206958]

>>51206924
America has no future.

[Anonymous No.51206960]

Kek fucking soft handed tech faggots are going to starve in the upcoming depression.

[Anonymous No.51206970]

dont get heemed bro

[Anonymous No.51206972]

thread themerino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

[Anonymous No.51206976]

>>51206935
What's the play on this one?

[Anonymous No.51206993]

>>51206951
A lot of us won‘t make it but the future /smg/ will be stronger for it.
>it‘s going down I‘m yelling timber

[Anonymous No.51207002]

I got shaken out of my shorts eod

[Anonymous No.51207004]

>>51206976
Its just like buying UONE before Coonday, except its PRTY and Halloween

[Anonymous No.51207007]

>>51206976
reddit ape army guy posts wallstreetbet mascot profile pic on stocktwits blah blah blah hedgie wedgies

buy SOXS

[Anonymous No.51207010]

>>51206970
Don't care still buying

[Anonymous No.51207024]

>>51207002

[Anonymous No.51207031]

so will there be a black swan day or is it just going to be a steady decline?

[Anonymous No.51207035]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51207038]

What stock/IPO is the next Chinese ching chong 1000% pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.51207042]

>>51206857
I like Paw Patrol, so I've been a Party City man for a long time. Now that I'm a Party City stockholder the employees greet me by name when I enter the store and ask me if I need any Paw Patrol supplies for the next birthday party.
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to Party City and the pretty Hispanic girl at the register, Angelina, said she had something new to show me. She took me into the office and let me sit in the manager's chair.
"Don't move, sir. I'll be right back."
When she returned she had a new employee with her, a surprisingly clean Somali girl of about eighteen. Angelina took off her shit and revealed a massive pair of gravity-defying breasts. She slapped the Somali girl on the left breast and yelled something in her language. The Somali—her name is Aamiina— took her shirt off as well. She had small, perky breasts, and once she was topless she produced a Paw Patrol party hat and put it on my head.
Angelina swept a bunch of unpaid invoices onto the floor. "Who do you want on the desk?"
I pointed at Aamiina.
All of a sudden I was fucking Angelina from behind while Angelina pleasured Aamiina with her mouth. Despite being Muslim, Aamiina's family had not removed her clitoris. She was enjoying Angelina's tongue and started screaming for the Prophet Mohamed as she climaxed. Pressure started building in my balls and the base of my cock and I could tell I was getting close. After Aaniina's orgasm Angelina grabbed her pants off the floor and found a pocket-sized Quran. Then she got on her knees. Aamiina pushed Angelina's tits together while Angelina held the Quran open on top of her tits. I screamed as ropes of cum covered Angelina, Aamiina, and the Quran. Then I used the Quran to wipe my cock. Party City has a thermostat policy to protect profits for shareholders, so I also used it to wipe the sweat from the crack of my ass.
Party City gives investors great value and has immeasurable intangible upside. See you on the moon!

[Anonymous No.51207052]

>>51207031
Everyone is waiting for China to take Taiwan before the midterms in November. So steady crab and decline until then.

[Anonymous No.51207057]

>>51207042

[Anonymous No.51207063]

>>51207042
Back to /trash/ furry

[Anonymous No.51207065]

Ah, so that's where all our fucking oil went.

[Anonymous No.51207070]

>>51206948
Candlestick patterns are useless.

[Anonymous No.51207075]

>>51206960
seething wagie detected.
How do you feel knowing that I barely work, and spend more time jerking off to porn and playing vidya / trading?

I dont even need by job bruh. Just keep it for another check to come in every month. Feels good. Imagine being a little wagie having to do the wagie waddle every day like (You).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JsgrXyBZO0&ab_channel=crashnburn254

[Anonymous No.51207089]

>>51207042
God I love Paw Patrol

[Anonymous No.51207090]

>>51207042

[Anonymous No.51207093]

>>51206935
Man you guys are shilling this so fucking hard. I made good money off BBBY early and selling early but this just seems manufactured when you guys are shilling this hard.

[Anonymous No.51207098]

>>51206960
Are we really heading to a depression? I've been seeing more and more people talk about that lately. From economists to real estate agents and even finance YouTubers putting up red flags about this recession getting much worse recently.

[Anonymous No.51207104]

>>51207038
It was ATXG. Maybe next time lad.

[Anonymous No.51207103]

>>51207098
>heading

[Anonymous No.51207110]

>>51207038
Baba except it's only pump no dump

[Anonymous No.51207113]

>>51207098
No. I’m still bullish.

[Anonymous No.51207115]

>>51207042
yes

[Anonymous No.51207119]

>>51207093
What if I told you I don't actually own party city and have just been cringe shilling for (yous)? I mean, who would buy party city when the economy and market is hitting the wall harder than Remi Lacroix?

[Anonymous No.51207121]

>>51207065
We need to export things to keep a strong economy anon. Or we can export violence like we did in the middles east

[Anonymous No.51207124]

>>51207098
I'm not expecting a depression. Definitely a severe recession though.

[Anonymous No.51207129]

>>51207119
But why anon? You’d just go on the internet and tell lies? Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.51207130]

TURN OFF THE FUTURES STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.51207135]

>>51207121
It's not gonna happen. I don't think they'll ever devalue the dollar.

[Anonymous No.51207139]

>>51207098
The real depression is the frens we made along the way

[Anonymous No.51207144]

Anyone here have a 4k monitor? How many charts can you fit on that guy at once? I am not impressed with 1440p so looks like I gotta score big so I can get that sweet 4k/144hz super monitor.

[Anonymous No.51207145]

>>51207119
Who the fuck here is actually dumb enough to buy fucken Party fucken City ahahaha

[Anonymous No.51207146]

>>51207129

[Anonymous No.51207172]

>>51207098
There is no recession or depression. It's an obsession of the low IQ who don't understand how the modern economy works and why in the big picture the line will go up.

[Anonymous No.51207171]

>futures
wtf how are they almost green now?

[Anonymous No.51207178]

>>51207171

[Anonymous No.51207190]

>>51207171

[Anonymous No.51207192]

>>51207172
Midwit take.

[Anonymous No.51207194]

>>51207171
Is the green in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.51207196]

>>51207145
I've been buying at 1.90 and selling at 2.00. A gain is a gain.

[Anonymous No.51207210]

>>51207075
>this employee was laid off during this post
>>51207098
Depression followed up by the great reset. Get your ducks in a row and fulfill your bucket list because in a few years, you won't be able to.

[Anonymous No.51207213]

>>51207194
kek

[Anonymous No.51207222]

>>51207145
>>51207129
>>51207042
>>51207196
I'm going to level with you all, I am heavily invested in Party City

[Anonymous No.51207235]

>>51207222
more like Sharty City amirite bro

[Anonymous No.51207239]

>>51207222
How do you sleep at night?
I had nightmares holding SIGA from $10 until $22 with all my savings, but you're a madman.

[Anonymous No.51207240]

>>51207171

[Anonymous No.51207241]

>>51207194
yep

[Anonymous No.51207243]

>>51207222
Based

[Anonymous No.51207247]

I clicked on a sketchy website to find an anime movie I want to watch, and then one of the pages said I was being redirected by the FBI and it had their logo.

[Anonymous No.51207249]

>>51207194
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF WE HAVE ANOTHER RED DAY TOMORROW, BOBO. I MEAN IT. DO YOU WANT MY BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS??

[Anonymous No.51207255]

>>51207192
I have a 200 IQ, it's midwits and low IQ niggers who think there's any significant further downside. There may be a little, but then SPX will go to 4400 before summer 2023. High IQ whites that drink milk are bullish. Low IQ niggers, women, and shitskins are like "sooooo heckin bearish right now omg lmao!". Go back to stocktwits.

[Anonymous No.51207263]

>>51207249
No.... but than again.... we've all got problems... good bye anon

[Anonymous No.51207265]

>>51207222
Boeing anon I thought you were banned? Congrats on BNED I got out too early. Take the wife out to a nice seafood dinner this weekend.

[Anonymous No.51207284]

>>51207255
>I have 200 IQ
You're such a midwit. Imagine only have 200 IQ. I can't. Which is strange because I can imagine a lot of things with my huge 400 IQ mind.
I guess I can't put myself into the shoes of someone with such a low IQ.
200.
Ha. lol. Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.51207299]

>>51207239
I woke up this morning at 5 am to take a piss and saw BNED at 1.75 cents. I just told myself it will go up, even though I lied to myself and had terrible shitty dreams. I got about 5 hours of sleep this morning. Would you know it, it actually did go up!
>>51207265
I am posting from work. The janny banned my home internet for posting brap hog posting earlier today. What a homo. Go out? Oh Rocker, my wife and I never go out. We have peasants deliver us food when we do treat ourselves. She doesn't need to know about finances, she has the house to take care of

[Anonymous No.51207310]

>>51207299
Hot take guys but
I think Garbage Don disposes of the garbage by eating it.

[Anonymous No.51207312]

>>51207299
>She doesn't need to know about finances, she has the house to take care of
Wish I had an argument against it but that's rock solid reasoning. Door dash some red lobster Saturday night.

[Anonymous No.51207364]

>>51207312
Some Jehova Witness was knocking on the door today so she called me out panicking. So I was yelling at the dweeb through the RING to gtfo out of my yard or else I am releasing my Neapolitan Mastiffs. Then the wife grabbed her HK-.22LR and walked up to the window and pointed to leave when he refused. Shes a good girl

[Anonymous No.51207365]

>>51207299
>I woke
Damn liberals

[Anonymous No.51207386]

>>51207364
Just see to it you don't pull that shit if a rabbi stops by...

[Anonymous No.51207423]

>>51207386
Also when you order red lobster, get a double dinner order of Cajun chicken pasta, two orders of langostino topped mashed potatoes, a dozen biscuits, and two bowls of gumbo. I used to work there, I won't steer you wrong.

[Anonymous No.51207424]

>>51206857
How can you hate something that doesn't exist. What you hate is the U.S. 10 year Treasury Note. I've never heard of a 10 YR Bond before you retarded nigger. Try again.

[Anonymous No.51207428]

im not buying prty until i see it on the reddit

[Anonymous No.51207447]

>>51207428

[Jealous No.51207453]

>>51207424
>What you hate is the U.S.
Also what I hate.

[Anonymous No.51207469]

>>51207423
Thanks man, I love cajun pasta. She just made me a white cheddar bacon pasta dish with some cajun spice today. She is a great cook. All she does is watch cooking shows and tries out new recipes. Rocker, you type very well. I drank myself retarded and am terrible at grammar. I thought you should know.

[Anonymous No.51207487]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51207502]

>>51207424
all treasuries are bonds :) sometimes multiple words can describe the same thing sweaty ;^) im sure youll figure it out eventually

[Anonymous No.51207527]

Crash is coming when NFL season starts back up.

[Anonymous No.51207529]

>Futures

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qKGTaplzmV4&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51207532]

>>51207453
Are you sure you didn't mean that Jack?

[Anonymous No.51207536]

>>51207065
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
WHY IS OIL FALLING THEN
SHOULDNT OIL PRICES GO TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.51207559]

>>51207536
The EU and China are killing themselves. They want their economies dead, dead, dead.

But OPEC is meeting Monday and understands exactly what needs to happen to oil bears.

[Anonymous No.51207570]

>>51207527
Fair enough but where’s my GODDAM BREAD AND CIRCUS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51207576]

>>51207428
Tara was such a babe. I just watch Urban Legend and she was perfect. She is what happens when women think for themselves. They are mentally ill children that need to be told how to think. What a waste

[Anonymous No.51207578]

>>51207469
Wait are you the original elephant poster?

[Anonymous No.51207579]

>>51207139
Hey John.

[Anonymous No.51207591]

>>51207578
yes sir, all my shit eating elephants are on my other work station that got taken away.

[Anonymous No.51207600]

>>51207579
Hi!

[Anonymous No.51207608]

>>51207423
No, there's John. Hey John.

[Anonymous No.51207622]

guess I'm bobo the bear now

[Anonymous No.51207634]

Spy sub 390 today

[Anonymous No.51207637]

>>51207608
Hi!

[Anonymous No.51207644]

How rich will I be in the morning bros?
I fully expect these to go itm btw

[Anonymous No.51207647]

>>51207536
Spr releasea by the US flooding US markets. We are now down to just 450m barrels in it. Oil companies then sold their excess to China.

[Anonymous No.51207653]

>>51207637
She is swirling her intestines in a circle... That can't be good.

[Anonymous No.51207655]

How bad do you think leaving tens of thousands of dollars in the market is going to be during the happening

[Anonymous No.51207658]

>>51207622
What took you so long?

[Anonymous No.51207662]

>>51207591
Well I'll be damned! You're a sick guy but I like you. Just promise you that despite being a serial killer you will at least consider me your pal and spare me?

[Anonymous No.51207663]

>>51207637
zoomers... why

[Anonymous No.51207676]

>>51207559
OPEC doesnt have that much power, however the US is ran by corpse who has lost venzeula after the failed colour revolution there. Bus driver can now profit off oil. There is also a mistake belief that EVs can replace ICE.

[Anonymous No.51207688]

>>51207662
I don't eat my friends

[Anonymous No.51207709]

>>51207688
at first i was scared but by the end i was rooting for the orange guy. Best movie anyone's put out in years

[Anonymous No.51207717]

>>51207688
Good, I'll do that 25 to life with ya buddy

[Anonymous No.51207721]

>>51207655
How does tens of thousands of dollars of losses sound to you?

[Anonymous No.51207728]

>>51206857
we gaping down tomorrow frens

[Anonymous No.51207730]

>>51206857
Does anybody here collect anime figures? I feel that it is a good way to cope with not having a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.51207739]

I need a green day to buy puts

[Anonymous No.51207748]

>>51207730
I have a lum figurine but I keep her locked away because she's cursed

[Anonymous No.51207772]

>>51207748
Send her to mexico

[Anonymous No.51207781]

>>51207748
That's cool. You should by more figures though. They are very cute and worth the money. I just dropped another thousand this month on figures. I just can't get enough of them even though they fill me with intense regret and shame.

[Anonymous No.51207788]

>>51207728
Gape down to 3820 would be ideal. Hopefully europoors panic sell on open

[Anonymous No.51207789]

>>51207559
Europe I kinda get, but why would China commit economic suicide with a probable depression? I thought they wanted to one up USA on being the next superpower?

[Anonymous No.51207802]

>>51207781
>worth the money
How?

[Anonymous No.51207810]

>>51207789
Face saving means Xi has to perform autistic COVID lockdowns for the next few months.

Or it's a nefarious slowdown in preparation for war or to export inflation or any number of other theories.

[Anonymous No.51207811]

How to just go long on entropy and skip the bullshit?

[Anonymous No.51207817]

>>51207637
That is cursed.

[Anonymous No.51207826]

I think we can all agree I am an SOXL trading god. Since I sold the top, when do you guys think I should buy back in? $10? 5?

[Anonymous No.51207827]

>>51207802
I told you already, but I guess I'll repeat myself. They are cute and fun to look at, plus they help my cope with not having a girlfriend. In my mind that is money well spent.

[Anonymous No.51207833]

>>51207789
It allows China to control the rate of deflating their bubbles. Imagine if they just continued reckless building campaigns and housing made up 50% of their gdp growth instead of 34%?

[Anonymous No.51207834]

Are there any futes worth trading this late at night? I'm so busy during the day my freest times to trade are 0000-0300. Seems like everything crabs real slowly around this time, only to scamwick the longs/shorts in the first few minutes of trading.

[Anonymous No.51207843]

>>51207637
I want to rub and kneed her fat belly like bread dough with my two hands. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.51207859]

>>51207843
>I'm sorry.
You should be.

[Anonymous No.51207861]

>>51207833
>34% of GDP

Jesus christ almighty. Since China has a habit of lying all the time, who wants to bet the % is even higher than that?

Imagine if pre-asset bubble Japan had that much shit loaded up. Scary.

[Anonymous No.51207868]

30 year bear market just like Japan had, /smg/. 30 years. Not 10 years. Not 20 years. 30 years. I will be an old man by the time we see another bull market.
>captcha: 02HRT

[Anonymous No.51207876]

Get ready for the S&P to drop below the 200 week moving average and stay there for at least a year. This will be a good time to dollar cost average for long term investors.

[Anonymous No.51207883]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=BuWAgBhyDnY

[Anonymous No.51207893]

>>51207042
kek

[Anonymous No.51207898]

>>51207789
PBoC is still cutting rates. Us Assets are gonna drop like a rock in the 2 years and China's going to buy everything for the cheap.

[Anonymous No.51207902]

>>51207843
You reave now GI! You fooking sick bastad!

https://youtu.be/nsE7rRo5m-4

[Anonymous No.51207915]

>>51207868
That's what they said last recession.

[Anonymous No.51207917]

>>51207868
I backtested my swing trading strategy on the nikkei and it held up really well. That kind of wavy price action during both bullish and bearish periods for Japan is near optimal for my kind of trading. Kinda doubt the US is going to do that but who knows. It's pretty hairy in the world right now.

[Anonymous No.51207925]

>>51207810
why would ending covid lose face for xi? they can spin the propoganda any way they want to.

[Anonymous No.51207928]

>>51207834
Nifty 50 Singapore index has lots of nice volatility this time of night. FTSE Taiwan index has good liquidity and trades like a futures version of a semiconductor ETF

[Anonymous No.51207927]

>>51207868
at the peak of the bubbles, the PE ratio was 60x the 12 month trailing earnings. the Shit and Pee index at its highest was at 30

[Anonymous No.51207932]

A little message for the Uranium Chads itt.

https://youtu.be/984Xy7muSUc?t=1239

Sprott CEO asked point blank if they'll ever sell uranium back into the market. Lies and says "no", as if it will be up to him if there is a real supply crunch. No utility in the US will ever have to turn off a reactor because they were dumb and didn't contract with miners in time while this guy is sitting on a warehouse full of the shit. In the list of things that are NEVER fucking happening that one's right up there with "the Fed will clear it's balance sheet", and "net zero carbon emissions".

I own URNM, and if we get a nice crash I'll roll my SQQQ profits into doubling down on it. I firmly believe this shit will have it's moment where it truly takes off this a rocket. I have zero trouble believing 200-300 URNM. However as soon as you read headlines about utility CEOs whining about market manipulation or that Sprott CEO guy is talking to the SEC, CFTC, or Congress? Drop that shit cold. The trade is over.

OK. Have a fun bull run. You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.51207942]

>Super Shemitah September begins
gg no re
you did sell your soxl, right?

[Anonymous No.51207949]

>>51207925
Even the joke variants currently circulating will kill off six or seven figures worth of Chinks, assuming Xi just lets it rip. Their vaccines being useless shit and "why did we go through all this national quarantine bullshit if it was going to spread anyway?" are too politically costly with the national congress coming up.

[Anonymous No.51207968]

>>51207932
its a canadian company and fund, this will never happen ya poofta. they will pay for the 200$ uranium and they will be happy. also you ever hear about yellow cake nigga?

[Anonymous No.51207969]

wtf banned again.. ?

[Anonymous No.51207975]

>>51207932
>I own URNM
Right now I have UUUU but some poorly-timed covered calls. Do you think we'll have any uranium dips before Sept 16?
Separately, I also like the idea of URNM because it has Kazatom (plus physical).
Do you think it's worth getting it just for Kazatom exposure? Or should I grab more Sprott physical & NuScale (SMR)?

[Anonymous No.51207985]

>>51207928
Where do you go to trade instruments like that? IBKR wouldn't give me margin so no futes there and TDA's futures are limited.

[Anonymous No.51207993]

>>51207868
That's fine, global equities will just replace it.

[Anonymous No.51208011]

Also what's the safest way to play the downside? We can't really say for certain that a crash will happen in the next month or next year, but something will happen eventually (I do think Sept will have significant drawdowns, however).
VIX is manipulated, and if the market really shits itself hard, there's no guarantee that people will sell things you've shorted to close.

[Anonymous No.51208018]

>>51207883
How many more workers will Amazon lay off in retaliation? 200,000?

[Baggie !!UFEvGhKxyAZ No.51208027]

Why is the stock market crashing?!

Stop redeeming your fucking shares!

I want my money back now!

[Anonymous No.51208052]

>>51207925
Remember those pictures of loaded schools and water parks at Wuhan in mid 2020 to show that everything was fine? They simply could've continued with that line of PR but chose not to in favor of zero Covid

[Anonymous No.51208058]

Treasury 2YR yields up 3.5%, fuck me

[Anonymous No.51208061]

>>51207985
I use Amp Futures https://www.ampfutures.com/
They’re a dedicated futures broker so it’s not an afterthought like other brokers. Probably the cheapest trading fees and lowest margin minimums in the business. They’re based in Chicago and I’ve never had a problem getting money in or out or with anything else. Been using them for years. They assume you know what you’re doing though so hand holding is not something they do hence the ability to have low fees. If you sign up, you have to choose a data feed and platform. I went with CQG for data and sierrachart software though I usually just use the native CQG desktop program. If you want Singapore and Taiwan indexes you need to specifically add the SGX Singapore exchange to your account in addition to all the CME stuff for S&P, oil, treasuries, etc

[Anonymous No.51208076]

Will the fed pivot if we get circuit breakers?

[Anonymous No.51208086]

TAIWAN DEFENCE MINISTRY: SHOT DOWN A CHINESE DRONE IN KINMEN

[Anonymous No.51208099]

>>51208061
How is CQG? My work almost went with them as a data provider but "muh Russia" got in the way of that. I take it you have to pay for those data feeds?

[Anonymous No.51208123]

I'm real.drunk and real high AMA.

[Anonymous No.51208168]

>>51207968

If there's a real chance of brownouts because of some guy hoarding Uranium in Canada who refuses to sell, I assure you that the long dick of Uncle Sam will find them and fuck them in the ass, my dude. I repeat: it will not be up to Sprott if they sell if shit gets real. That trust will become redeemable over-fucking-night, or else it will get straight nationalized and SPUT holders will get a "LOL get fucked" email from their broker just like the RSX boys did.

Plus, Canada is probably more of a US lackey-state than even Britain, and we all know Trudeau gives no shits about property rights.

>>51207975

I picked URNM precisely because I think the miner-picking game is for suckers and I definitely don't fucks with options. Ask /cmmg/ about it maybe.

As for timing I think there's a real chance of a wider market shitstorm crushing everything this fall, even things like Uranium with a rock-solid bull case.

[Anonymous No.51208184]

>>51208052
covid cant be that bad

[Anonymous No.51208200]

>>51208099
I’ve never had a problem with CQG, latency is very low and I can’t remember the last time it unexpectedly disconnected. That’s about the best you can ask for in a data feed. The Singapore exchange does add $71 a month flat fee which is slightly pricey but you get the Taiwan index, Singapore index, several different versions of the Nikkei, and access to the Japanese 10 year bond which trades very predictably so it’s worth it. I use CME top of book to get all the US indexes, treasuries, metals, and energy for $3 a month, $20 a month for Eurex so I can trade the DAX and Eurostox indexes, bank index, and European FVS volatility index. I pay $13 a month for the US vix futures too. All in I pay $121 a month for everything but it’s worth it since I make bank

[Anonymous No.51208202]

>>51207975
kazatomprom is obviously an important company, but theres a lot of risk there for not as much oomph in my opinion. there was civil unrest early in the year, and they have close ties to russia. a russian uranium ban could incorporate them too since Rosatom is heavily involved. in addition, there seems to be tensions between kazakstan and russia itself, kazakhstan bypassed russian pipelines to export oil, who knows where thats going but it seems like the kremlins losing control over them.

i think Cameco is easily a better play, a large cap, huge market share, but no political risk, and real contracts already signed. plus, they have a conversion facility and the price of that is skyrocketing.

>>51208168
listen, if Sprott wants to sell when theres no uranium left for utilities, we can oblige....they can buy our Uranium after the shareholders vote yes to selling for the low low price of 200$ a lb, and special dividends giving to trust unit holders. A REAL STRATEGIC RESERVE .

[Anonymous No.51208224]

what ticker is best to take advantage of short put hedging in relation to ndx? sqqq/tqqq/soxs any recs?

[Anonymous No.51208223]

I'm going to bed
>PSTG
>FLWR
goodnight

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnFA3VIGio&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51208242]

>>51208224
WEBS
>>51207975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g19jdzG19SY greetings from kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.51208257]

>>51208200
Thanks for the info. I see they're also integrated through tradingview which is a big plus.

[Anonymous No.51208276]

I love every single person in this general like they were my own brother. Let's all make it together. You are like me

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51208306]

>>51208276
>You are like me
So, I'm Jewish?

[Anonymous No.51208318]

500 dollar uranium isn’t out of the realm of possibility, it wouldn’t even affect the utilities that much they could eat the cost easily.

[Anonymous No.51208327]

>>51208306
Yes.

[Anonymous No.51208328]

>>51208011
Short term bonds. Even though bonds will likely sell off with equities you could still get a .75% ROI in 3 months. Or don't be a pussy and buy puts.

[Anonymous No.51208329]

>>51208257
No problem and yeah the TradingView integration is cool though be aware it can introduce some latency, not a lot but depending on what you’re doing it could be an isssue

[Anonymous No.51208334]

[Anonymous No.51208348]

>>51208011
Long puts one year out.

[Anonymous No.51208349]

>future is red again
SOXS boys how high are we climbing

[Anonymous No.51208350]

>>51208242
specifically for options?

[Anonymous No.51208362]

>>51208306
we are all jewish in /smg/ (Shalom My Goyim)

[Anonymous No.51208376]

Kek 5 straight days of shitting the bed.

[Anonymous No.51208383]

>futures drilling
>despite THREE fucking drives of 4hr bullish divergence on rsi
ffs

[Anonymous No.51208420]

OMG I don't know that I've ever been more artistically inspired in my life. I have a new scoopsies dance video in the works. For those of you that think it's dumb that I'm doing this, I want you to take a loaded pistol and put it against your temple. Imagine you pulled the trigger. That's what everyday of my life is like when scoopsies isn't by my side. Do you think you have a life mission, a set of goals that match my intensity? The only reason I'm still alive is to bed and marry scoopsies, so when I give you a stock suggestion, fucking play it. Because my only goal life is to make enough money to legally buy scoopsies bussy.

[Anonymous No.51208424]

we will bounce at 3900, r-right ?

[Anonymous No.51208432]

I'm going to short anything bank of america is touching ASAP

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1565152607043481601

[Anonymous No.51208436]

>>51208424
Were drilling to 2500. The sooner the better

[Anonymous No.51208444]

>>51206857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgcYVjcQn3I

[Anonymous No.51208449]

>>51208420
It’s gonna happen. I fucking believe in you John Rocker. GODDAMMIT IM FUCKING PUMPED AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51208451]

>>51208432
Why are they selling these knowing they can't pay them? Don't they want to get paid on their loans?

[Anonymous No.51208462]

>>51208383
Domp eet

[Anonymous No.51208470]

>>51208383
Yeah but it‘s Septembear now

[Anonymous No.51208477]

>>51206857
1970s NFT

[Anonymous No.51208485]

>>51208449
Stick around. I will cast a Jewish spell tomorrow that will bless this general.

[Anonymous No.51208518]

>>51206857
Do any of the official reasons for banning chip sales to China make any sense at all? Can someone with some perspective let me know? Be ause it seems to me there has to be some more severe real reason. Either mundane, like we really are on the verge of war, or fucking wild, like there has been some AI breakthrough that we don't want them to be able to replicate
what do you think

[Anonymous No.51208522]

>>51206972
Zoomer tier take on slipknot. 1999 debut album or bust

https://youtu.be/zpvHQPxnn1Y

[Anonymous No.51208526]

Is it over?

[Anonymous No.51208539]

>>51208522
A “zoomer tier take” is thinking slipknot is good

[Anonymous No.51208551]

What do hedges usually look like for autocallables on exotics/small caps?

Holy fuck lmao the dogpiling of hedges /shorting will be hilarious on these shitco autocallables

[Anonymous No.51208568]

I'm betting heavily on Sebulba.

[Anonymous No.51208580]

>>51208451
So they can use blacks and hispanics as the fall guys for when the housing markets crashes and burns harder than 2008.

[Anonymous No.51208601]

>>51208539
>A “zoomer tier take” is thinking slipknot is good

You're unironically a zoomer or born in 1989. Let's see your musical taste

[Anonymous No.51208618]

>>51208601
>Crazy Bones
To this day I am stlil livid that I lost my set. MAN kids toys back in the day were the best. I should buy back into JAKK and keep supporting those toy guys.

[Anonymous No.51208625]

Futures ripping, +4% type of day. Get fucked bobos

[Anonymous No.51208643]

should I buy puts on SOXL while they're still relatively cheap?

[Anonymous No.51208645]

>>51208625
*negative 4% kinda day.

[Anonymous No.51208653]

>>51208645
50 point recovery on Nasdaq within 20 minutes. Scared yet bobo?

[Anonymous No.51208665]

The market is healing bros. Soon all will be cleansed

[Anonymous No.51208670]

I know half of you are pajeets, fill me in on reincarnation. My life sucks so will the next one be better?

[Anonymous No.51208687]

>taiwan shoots down one (1) little drone
>everyone loses their minds

[Anonymous No.51208693]

>>51208618
Gotta hand it to you, anon. Didn't think anyone else would get that reference! I lost my set when my family moved as a kid.

>>51208539
Still waiting on that song

https://youtu.be/iS4XkZpYklE

[Anonymous No.51208697]

>>51208687
Chongqing was locked down 21 million people

[Anonymous No.51208712]

>>51207031
The black swan should happen in about two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.51208718]

>>51208362
Ah yes, shalom my brother.

[Anonymous No.51208753]

>>51208645
Wow, rare to see Matlock here. That is a vintage post.

[Anonymous No.51208767]

>>51208011
>there's no guarantee that people will sell things you've shorted to close.
>what are market makers and bots supplying liquidity

[Anonymous No.51208788]

>>51208653
>Scared yet bobo?
...no

[Anonymous No.51208791]

have any of you actually traded in a bear market before? how does this one compare?

[Anonymous No.51208818]

scared yet bobo? Futures ripping yet again. Get fucked losers

[Anonymous No.51208834]

getting paid in a little bit. thinking about getting more party city today.

[Anonymous No.51208839]

>>51208788
I'm all in on Calls that expire this Friday. I always win. You always lose. Get used to it

[Anonymous No.51208854]

>>51208839
I bought 100 380 puts for Friday :p

[Anonymous No.51208856]

>>51208791
I have done 2018 and 2020 covid crash. This is my first extended one. This is different than those others. Both were sharp rips down and fast rebounds. In backtesting I spent a lot of time on historical bear markets going back to the 70s to see if things still worked in those conditions or if I would have to change something to adapt. There is only one difference: in low volatility conditions with strong bullish trend, I should only make longs and don't bother with the shorts. In high volatility I will perform better if I take trades on both sides of the price action. Earlier this year I was in cash for an extended period of time trying to gauge which strategy was best. It seemed like a shift had occurred and I didn't want to commit until there was more clarification. Now trading both sides. I'm short right now.

[Anonymous No.51208874]

>>51207222
I wish I had bought more LUKOY

[Anonymous No.51208903]

>>51207622
I was bobo since like winter/spring of this year.

[Anonymous No.51208921]

>>51208693

Those things look like candy. How many little tards choked to death i wonder?

[Anonymous No.51208926]

>>51206857
NVidia bros....

[Anonymous No.51208943]

>>51208693
that was a rare treat when the McD's Happy Meal toy was just straight up an actual off-the-rack toy and not some chintzy piece of shit. I think the only thing comparable these days is when they had the actual Pokemon cards last year.

[Anonymous No.51208970]

>>51208670
Not with that attıtude

[Anonymous No.51209028]

>>51208625
Mumus are such retards

[Anonymous No.51209068]

>>51209028
sounds to me like someone is SCARED

[Anonymous No.51209106]

>>51209068
Bitch we‘d been a 10% green day to reach my SQQQ entry

[Anonymous No.51209118]

a mortgage backed security just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.51209142]

>>51209106
well with the 5% dildo we're about to get today, you'll be halfway to being fucked nerd

[Anonymous No.51209152]

Welp

It was nice knowing you frens. WW3 might be happening after all. Russia vs Ukraine was just the prologue.

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1565215055486009346

[Anonymous No.51209158]

>>51209152
...................cheapies soon?

[Anonymous No.51209167]

>>51209152
no shit that was the prologue

What else do you do when your economy is in shambles?

War.
Then the loser gets the bill footed and becomes a 2nd world country while the winners go back to being 1st world/super powers at that countries expense.

[Anonymous No.51209170]

>>51209142
You‘re actually delusional. There‘s no fundamental nor technical reason we would suddenly pump 5%

[Anonymous No.51209172]

>>51209142
If we get a 5% bump then we're getting a 20% crash. Spy futures look like capitulation day. I haven't seen futures this red in awhile

[Anonymous No.51209181]

>SOXS is at 52 dollars in the premarket

[Anonymous No.51209194]

how long do you think the soxx plummet will be?

[Anonymous No.51209200]

>>51209172
they're not even red 1% retard. Proof that sellers are exhousted

[Anonymous No.51209231]

>>51209194
It hasn’t even started yet

[Anonymous No.51209240]

>>51209194
pre 2020 levels

[Anonymous No.51209241]

>>51209152
Literally just some quadcopter.

The real ww3 event is the US cutting China off from semis.
Japan oil embargo all over again.

[Anonymous No.51209244]

>bans your chip exports
nothing personnel soxl baggies

[Anonymous No.51209245]

WEBISTICS

[Anonymous No.51209248]

>>51209231
he can keep tasha and deanna, i'd be in medbay making dr crusher play nurse

[Anonymous No.51209266]

>>51209248
“Thanks for the child support!”—wesley crusher

[Anonymous No.51209272]

we wont need puts where we're going

[Anonymous No.51209290]

“I don't know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I'm telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.” “Feminine psychology is admittedly odd, sir.

[Anonymous No.51209299]

>>51209290
is that from reddit?

[Anonymous No.51209307]

>>51209152
China won't do shit. The could never take taiwan

[Anonymous No.51209329]

>>51209181
so......SOXL is going to single digits....

[Anonymous No.51209335]

>>51209307
Nigga, Taiwan is completely dependent on food and energy imports.
Their government would collapse under blockade.

[Anonymous No.51209339]

>>51209200
Pretty fucking close over the past few hours. Niggers about to get dunked on

[Anonymous No.51209347]

>>51209241


>At present, manufacturing and energy make up 41% of China’s GDP, 30% of Russia’s GDP, and 20% of America’s GDP. Therefore, the maximum mobilization we would expect their economy to achieve would be 54% for China, 40% for Russia, and 27% for America.

[Anonymous No.51209354]

>>51206958
Post russo-sino hands

[Anonymous No.51209377]

>In one year, America could achieve 7% mobilization; in two years, 15% mobilization; in three years, 30% mobilization; in four years 31%; in five years 32%.

>In one year, China could achieve 5% mobilization; in two years, 10%; in three years 20%; in four years 40%; in five years 60%.

>In one year, Russia could achieve 8% mobilization; in two years, 16%; in three years, 33%; in four years 44%; in five years 45%.
https://treeofwoe.substack.com/p/world-war-next?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

[Anonymous No.51209417]

>>51209377
Not terribly relevant to a naval confrontation in the Pacific.

[Anonymous No.51209431]

>>51209335
China cannot even afford to keep this blockade up for more than 3 months. Their navy is a laughing stock, and they don't have enough oil to keep them running a blockade even so close to their border. China is a failed state and the CCP will dissolve in less than 5 years.

[Anonymous No.51209435]

Good morning anons. Worked out, had shake, got PM pulled up and earl grey tea. Annnnnnd I see it is going to be a shit day again.

[Anonymous No.51209441]

please guys buy and stop the dip from going too bad. I have calls to sell in the morning. why does it keep dipping? how can the government allowed this...

[Anonymous No.51209451]

>>51209417
The army the mobilizes the fastest and most efficiently coordinated will win a contest on a world scale..

[Anonymous No.51209468]

>>51209441
good morning sir but you are the responsible for your investment choices

[Anonymous No.51209488]

>>51209441
no refunds thank you for playing

[Anonymous No.51209489]

[Anonymous No.51209491]

>>51209441
>implying the government is not in on it.

[Anonymous No.51209505]

>>51209491

>>>/pol/393399822

[Anonymous No.51209536]

todays random card for the open: Justice
element: air
ruling planet: venus
significant number: XI / xiii

this card really speaks for itself, ominous. the figure adorned in crimson gown, holding the golden scales of balance. a decision pending. will the sword be brought down or will we be shown mercy? we would be wise to exercise clarity of mind as we will reap what we sow.

[Anonymous No.51209547]

>>51209505
There's no decline of society, just decline of western/usa supremacy. Quit internalising it so much.

[Anonymous No.51209553]

>>51209536

[Anonymous No.51209566]

>>51209547
I can't, I take my investments very seriously.

[Anonymous No.51209582]

>>51209547
>just decline of western/usa supremacy.
Civilizations are like trees. As the leaves turn brown, they die

[Anonymous No.51209600]

>>51209566
Just invest in emerging markets than genius

[Anonymous No.51209627]

>>51209582
And something else suceeds them

but this, so far, and for the next 100 to 200 years maybe, will be irrelevant.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51209636]

Baggie told you guys not to hedge your puts. You listened right?

[Anonymous No.51209642]

>>51209600
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment broken.

[Anonymous No.51209665]

OIL bros...

[Anonymous No.51209689]

https://youtu.be/C_vAR_qVIu4

[Anonymous No.51209960]

they will call us lucky

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51210071]

>>51209960
Don't worry about them Bobo, they're nothing.

[Anonymous No.51210106]

i sold my puts yesterday
should i fomo back in

[Anonymous No.51210188]

>Russian oil chief Maganov dies in 'fall from hospital window'
>The chairman of Russia's Lukoil oil giant, Ravil Maganov, has died after falling from a hospital window in Moscow, reports say.
>Maganov, 67, was being treated at the city's Central Clinical Hospital and died from his injuries, sources told Russian media.
>He is the latest of a number of high-profile business executives to die in mysterious circumstances.
>Shortly after Russia invaded Ukraine, Lukoil called for the war to end.

[Anonymous No.51210196]

Screw you guys I'm betting on america.

[Anonymous No.51210207]

my 3x bear nasdaq is doing good. im tempted to take profits but the futes are quite red

[Anonymous No.51210242]

>>51210207
I regret scaling out some of my SQQQ too early but profits are profits

[Anonymous No.51210257]

>>51208123
What color will your children be?

[Anonymous No.51210285]

>>51210242
yeah my initial target was 3 days. but i watched lower time frame price and it looked bullish to me so i kept holding. tomorrow i might sell.

[Anonymous No.51210308]

Stop fucking around oil... hope that shit turns

[Anonymous No.51210379]

Iron support at 3.9K on SPY. You are about to get so fucked bobos

[Anonymous No.51210393]

>>51210188
>Lukoil
sounds like he didn't have much luck with the oil

[Anonymous No.51210459]

Hard to tell if today and tomorrow will be green or red. Futures are recovering right now.

[Anonymous No.51210493]

>>51207098
When others panic, relax. When others relax, panic

[Anonymous No.51210495]

The volatility of markets is irrelevant to me, I make money every day and no matter what.
This post was sponsored by thetagang.

[Anonymous No.51210524]

>Futures
>Yields
>DXY
Uh oh stinky...

[Anonymous No.51210542]

>>51210459
>40 point move higher in NQ
>8 point move higher in ES
WAOOOOWW RECOVERING!!!!111ONE

[Anonymous No.51210650]

>>51210207
>my 3x bear nasdaq is doing good. im tempted to take profits but the futes are quite red

i have a december put on QQQ that i bought when it was 303 a couple days ago. now QQQ is 299 and somehow my put is still down, even though i should have been 4 deltas in profit now. we haven't had any big volatility drop and theta wouldnt have eaten away that much yet. i dont know wtf is going on with this put. its not a spread issue either because the spreads are tight

[Anonymous No.51210684]

>>51207210
The depression is the great reset fucking retard. Get better help now! First therapy is free!

[Anonymous No.51210712]

>>51210684
A depression is not a reset. Only a war between great powers can bring about a reset.

[Anonymous No.51210742]

>>51210712
If moneymakers get rugged for once then it will be a reset

[Anonymous No.51210785]

>>51206857
>futes
STINKY

[Anonymous No.51210803]

>>51210785
It's a nice kind of stink

[Anonymous No.51210827]

>Putin won’t attend Gorbachev’s funeral, Kremlin says
bros.......

[Anonymous No.51210829]

Fuck
It's actually over for us oilbros

[Anonymous No.51210859]

>>51210827
rest in piss bozo

[Anonymous No.51210873]

>DRIP stop loss got triggered at day's low
>oil keeps dumping

[Anonymous No.51210885]

>you can't trust trend line breakage, it could be a trap
>so you confirm it by waiting for another trend line breakage for confirmation
Is this shit a complete meme

[Anonymous No.51210895]

Well it could be worse, at least I'm not going into a recession holding Bed Bath & Beyond or Gamestop stock

[Anonymous No.51210923]

alright i baked >>51210920

[Anonymous No.51210985]

>>51210885
You wait for a retests after initial breakouts.