is this financial disaster priced in?

[Anonymous No.51206671]

This show looks like absolute shit and is already pre-panned by critics and media alike despite a budget of $1 billion.

To put that into perspective a single episode of this show costs more than return of the king (a 3 hour+ movie) even accounting for inflation.

This show will flop, and prime video will lose a lot of investor confidence as a result.

[Anonymous No.51206695]

>$1 billion budget
>ruined by the casting department

[Anonymous No.51206706]

https://streamable.com/v3m794

[Anonymous No.51206729]

>>51206671
They’ll shove this shit down everyone’s throats and use social media influencers to salvage any shred of credibility it has left.
You have to remember that most people are mindlessly going along with Globohomo and all the subversive shit being pushed in every type of media people consume.

They will make the prolls like it

[Anonymous No.51206760]

>>51206671
what the fuck even is this
gtfo with your consumerist absolute shit
"tv shows", topkek, fucking cattle

[Anonymous No.51206766]

>>51206706
10/10

[Anonymous No.51206856]

If I get dubs this shit bankrupts amazon so hard that it snowballs into a historic crash in the stock market

[Anonymous No.51206868]

>>51206695
Its ruined by the writing department. They turned galadriel into a 3rd wave feminist.

[Anonymous No.51206932]

>>51206706
LAWD DEM RANGZ

[Anonymous No.51206983]

>>51206671
You can tell there's massive creative intelligence rot within our culture when all you can muster is a globohomo carbon copy of much more successful original predecessors years ago. Ever notice how things started to severely roll over around 2013 or so? All these newer streaming networks and their "original" shows are like habitually throwing shit at the wall to see that sticks, Netflix started this trend a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.51207071]

>>51206983
Please stop saying globohomo it sounds so fucking stupid just say universalism.

[Anonymous No.51207126]

>>51206671
>rime video will lose a lot of investor confidence as a result.
I have over 26K in AMZN. Prime doesn't matter, AWS is everything. Prime just makes the COSTCO like subscription model more sticky.

[Anonymous No.51207134]

>>51206671
this shit is gonna be kino, keep seething /pol/cel

[Anonymous No.51207200]

>>51207134
consooming goyslop

[Anonymous No.51207205]

>>51207071
>t. Globohomosexual

[Anonymous No.51207219]

it's actually surprisingly decent

[Anonymous No.51207293]

>>51207219
>it's actually surprisingly decent

[Anonymous No.51207318]

>>51206671
The reason you're wrong and that it will do well is because there's literally no other normie shows this fall besides this and game of thrones. Most people only want an excuse to have a show on while they're fucking anyway, they aren't overanalyzing the details and being an angry incel

[Anonymous No.51207340]

>>51206671
Don't care. Still watching it.

FUD will not stop my love of Tolkein.

[Anonymous No.51207371]

when will these producers realize nobody wants to look at niggers, to listen to niggers, or be told about what niggers are doing.
nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.51207372]

>>51206706
>negrolas

[Anonymous No.51207387]

>>51206868
I saw miscegenating dwarves and noped the fuck out

[Anonymous No.51207398]

>>51206983
the original trilogy got it right because the only brownskins were the enemies of society, just like real life.
nobody likes being lied to so overtly, the cognitive dissonance between browns in reality and browns as depicted in propagandized media makes for confused watching.

[Anonymous No.51207439]

>>51207340
If you actually loved Tolkien you'd despise this garbage multimedia franchise being built by Simon and Royd Tolkien to spite their family legacy. JRR's books were never meant to be adapted into film and Christopher Tolkien opposed this kind of horseshit to the bitter end for his father's sake.
You don't love Tolkien. You love hollywood bullshit rubberstamped by people who never even knew the man.

[Anonymous No.51207440]

So is there any valid reason why you guys dislike this show? And no, black people being in it isn't a valid reason. It's 2022.

[Anonymous No.51207461]

>>51207371
They do know it, that’s why they do it

[Anonymous No.51207473]

>>51207440
It's English mythology. Not modern American multiracial woke shit. So yes, it is to valid. Fuck niggers and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.51207480]

>>51207461
but it only makes sense to propagandize when nobody knows any better, but near everybody understands the determent browns have on society these days, there's no hiding it. propaganda works in wartime when nobody knows what the enemy is doing, not when the enemy is at your doorstep and on the news every single day. this doesn't change anybody's perception of reality, only highlights the difference.

[Anonymous No.51207507]

>>51207473
lol. Dude, calm down. Look in a mirror and breath. It's a fantasy. The people can be any race they want. It's not real. There is no wrong answer. Why are you getting so worked up if black people play fictional characters? I sure hope you're trolling or you're a flat-out racist.

[Anonymous No.51207519]

>>51207440
It's not because of black people being in it per se, but the way they implemented and promoted this fact was a telltale sign that they care more about the racial message than the actual merits of the show and its source material.

[Anonymous No.51207523]

>>51207507
>The people can be any race they want
precisely, so pick one that's pleasant to look at and listen to, not one that everybody universally ranks as the worst in both.

[Anonymous No.51207524]

>>51207134
>you see a bloodthirsty band marauding Uruk Hai
>I see a doctor, a scientist, an engineer

[Anonymous No.51207540]

>>51207440
I don't personally give a shit about the occasional chocolate hobbit. If middle earth is an allegory for prewar and great war europe, there might have been a few.

But the promotional aesthetics are cringe.

[Anonymous No.51207572]

>>51207507
>The people can be any race they want.
i preferred when those races were human, elf, halfling, wizard, orc, and not a grab bag of skintones inserted to fulfill the dogmatic demands of an ideology completely external to the world of the story

[Anonymous No.51207590]

>>51207572
relax, it's not real.

[Anonymous No.51207593]

>>51207507
>It's a fantasy
So is black panther, but try making him white.

[Anonymous No.51207602]

>>51207590
correct, your ideology is not real

[Anonymous No.51207613]

>>51207439
2 generations. It's what it takes to ruin a legacy. To think Christopher Tolkien disliked the movies, I'm glad he's not alive anymore to see that debacle.

[Anonymous No.51207631]

>>51207439
The film adaptions had their issues and some things were contradictory to the books but in the genre of cinema they were alright.
This new goyslop however is a travesty.

[Anonymous No.51207669]

>>51207071
universalism doesn't capture the big nigger jew marxist white genocide aspect very well

[Anonymous No.51207699]

>>51206856
off by 1
damn shame

[Anonymous No.51207718]

>>51207507
Why not just write a new story about a bunch of nigger fantasy creatures and make a show out of it?
Why does every great piece of white literature need to be ripped apart and have blacks shoehorned into them?

Is it because they isn’t a single great work of fiction written by blacks?
There’s nothing stopping them from writing their own stories, but as with everything else they touch, they’d rather ruin something beloved than take the time to create something new.

[Anonymous No.51207732]

>>51207440
>>51207507
Nigger i am a pajeet and this is ass. Fantasy has rules, otherwise it is just fluff. You cant just randomly plop in black characters and tell us to forget about race.
Also modern sururban writers cant write anything resembling a human. They are so fucking pampered, devoid of any life experience or adversity it shows up in their product. I trust bongs or even french to produce art than talentless burger retards. When the last of the old guard dies, this shit will be a fucking wasteland, it already is. Have you notcied zoomers clinging on to shows from a decade ago, even though they all brigade updoot their IcONic on imbd.
>>No It aint just about bipoc being in the show.
DO YOU ACTAULLY THInK I GIVE A fuck about brown side character measter in hotd for a total of 10 sec lmao. Do burgers actually think low effort pandering does anythng? What a fucking joke hollywood really think we some proles who will be satisfied with crumvs of diversity.
Immersion is king, make good stories, fuck globohomo casting.

[Anonymous No.51207749]

>>51207631
Even though the books were obviously better, the film adaptations were milestones of cinema.
They were probably where film peaked before the gradual downfall of Hollywood to wokeness.
We'll probably never have this grand an effort focused entirely on making good movies in a very long time.

[Anonymous No.51207808]

>>51207732
would you prefer the show was all white
t. Euro and not sure if non-whites are actually bothered by only seeing Europeans on screen

[Anonymous No.51207888]

>>51207808
for most its not about white or non-white, its about negroes vs non-negroes.

[Anonymous No.51207901]

>>51206695
fear the femboy lmfao

[Anonymous No.51207910]

>>51207732
Next up:
Chow yun Fat, Winona Rider, Denzell Washington and Henry Cavill star in the epic remake of the Maharbarata.

[Anonymous No.51207919]

>>51206671
OOOOOOOOO LAWD DEM RANGZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.51207979]

>>51207808
It is not about everyone in the show being white. It is about fantasy show adhereing to its preexisting logic and setting. When triabalism, racism and prejudice are the core themes of the show, you can't just expect me to turn my brain off to the color of the characters.
Two examples
>corlys in hotd.
the actor is very good at his role, has very good performances in ep 1 and 2. But how in the fuck can I then take his daugter's seriously when she talks about being pure blooded valyrian? The source material states that they are pale people with silver hair, who ARE HEAVILY INTO INBREEDING. how in the fuck can there be a random black person inside that situation. IF THERE Where more black in old valeriya, why in the fuck haven't seen more?
It is just modern casting choices ruining the show, and these problems creep at the worst time possible. It is just globohomo leaking into the story at the poising the story and breaking my immersion.

>wheel of time.
this is one is fucking funny. The starting village is only supposed to have one race and one person with red hair. This is a huge plot point. But THE FUCKING CASTING looked like modern day london lmao. Later on you are supposed to care for the red head character's alienation on being different, I couldn't care less. BECAUSE THEY ALL DIDN't look related in the first place.

in fantasy, YOU NEED EXPLANATION FOr how people came to be and where they are from, especially in traditional conservative tribalistic societies. This is such a no brainers for anyone who lived outside of the west. Soi writers don't have any intergrity and insult the viewers with thier slop.

[Anonymous No.51207989]

>>51207071
That’s fine. I’ll call it tikkun olam instead

[Anonymous No.51207995]

>>51207439
based.

[Anonymous No.51208019]

>>51207440
>And no, black people being in it isn't a valid reason.
That's the only reason i need, and the one you need to know, faggot. Funny enough, i wasn't racist until they started pushing pedosexual shit and remaking everything with niggers.
>>51207507
Ok, i'll grab this bait. It's not just a fantasy franchise, it's THE fantasy franchise. It had descriptions, every character had it's own background and physical description. Races too, every race had it's own descriptions, culture and personalities. Trannyzon destroyed all of that for the sake of pushing an agenda.
But ofc an evil jew golem like you will never understand that, enjoy your skelz, nigger kike.

[Anonymous No.51208020]

>>51207732
soooo you know this is a European board, right? You must be looking for bollywood no idea which board that is.

[Anonymous No.51208036]

>>51207989
utterly based and true

[Anonymous No.51208047]

>>51207440
Nigger

[Anonymous No.51208054]

>>51207979
Laena and laenor look absolutely ridiculous wtf were they thinking is it to ease audience connection with all the incest or something

[Anonymous No.51208057]

>>51207901
is that supposed to be young sauron? jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.51208063]

>>51208020
Stfu faggot I am whiter than you achmed. Atleast bollywood doesn't pander liek you faggots do. why do whites self loathe this much, I used to watch movies in hbo back in 2000's with such wonder.
Mummy was such a classic. Now I can't even recapture that memories, only mcdonalds, onlyfans and never ending cringe remain.

[Anonymous No.51208067]

>>51207718
Native Son
The Color Purple
The Fifth Season
Things Fall Apart

Those are just off the top of my head

[Anonymous No.51208068]

And most important, do even niggers care about LOTR? I thought they seen it as nerdy white devil stuff.

[Anonymous No.51208089]

>>51208063
>why do whites self loathe this much
they're not the ones making these calls, theyre usually arabs (jews)

[Anonymous No.51208091]

Niggers don’t care for fantasy media and don’t read Tolkein so it’s a financial disaster from the outset because their target audience is plainly not interested in the source material.

It’s like if you spent millions of dollars making an all Scottish cast movie that tells the story of Kendrick Lamar’s Good Kid Mad City record.

[Anonymous No.51208118]

>>51207440
>>51207507
Carefully write down your reaction to reading
>Ryan Gosling is: T’Challa
If that’s a problem for any reason, please explain why, as well as why the same reasoning can’t apply to European fantasy

[Anonymous No.51208122]

>>51207808
I'm a spicy and the show should keep to it's roots. Tolkien wanted to specifically create English myth and legend and that's what I'd want to see. If he wrote a story about a broader world where different human races mingled more that'd be different but he didn't.

This shit is American woke pandering bullshit and it is a hard jolt that takes people out of the setting when suddenly they're hit over the head with hamfisted diversity. And it's always blacks too. You never see other races so strongly pushed forward.

[Anonymous No.51208194]

>>51207979
corlys is especially retarded when they have a bunch of humans in the council, why not make the human the diversity character so it actually makes sense to the lore

[Anonymous No.51208373]

>>51207979
Agreed completely. It would be like casting Ryan Gosling as Black Panther without any explanation as to why he's the only white person in Wakanda.

[Anonymous No.51208389]

/tv/ here

Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.51208402]

>>51208389
why do you guys always say kino

[Anonymous No.51208473]

Lawd dem kangz

[Anonymous No.51208476]

>>51208389
What's it like being someone who self identifies as a member of one of the most insufferable boards?

[Anonymous No.51208491]

>>51206671
Hopefully this destroys the company

[Anonymous No.51208495]

>>51208389
What’s your BMI?

[Anonymous No.51208521]

>>51206671
I fucking hate Amazon more then I never knew was possible

[Anonymous No.51208632]

>>51206671
Rofl this will hopefully be the perfect example of go woke go broke.

[Anonymous No.51208674]

>>51207523
It's set in a world where extreme violence is commonplace. People stick a knife in your back for a pouch of dried mushrooms. So obviously it makes sense to have the blacks in there.

[Anonymous No.51208755]

>>51207540
>If middle earth is an allegory for prewar and great war europe
It's not.

[Anonymous No.51208780]

OH LAWD
*smacks lips*
DEM RANGZ

[Anonymous No.51208813]

>>51208674
>t. never read anything written by JRR Tolkien

[Anonymous No.51208888]

>>51207989
>tikkun olam/olamism
I'll just stick to calling it kikery

[Anonymous No.51208897]

[Anonymous No.51208911]

ORRRRRC YOU NO YOU BETTA
WATCHOUU
DEM DWARVES DEM DWARVES ARE ONLY
ABOUU
DEM RANGZ DEM RANGZ DEM RAAAANGZ
DEM RANGZ DEM RANGZ DEM RAAAANGZ

[Anonymous No.51208915]

>>51208057
>>51207901
looks familiar

[Anonymous No.51209196]

>>51207340
>love of Tolkein.

[Anonymous No.51209238]

>>51207340
>FUD will not stop my love of Tolkein.
>love for Tolkien
Are you drunk? Are you having a fever? How the fuck can you say you love Tolkien and then watch a multi billion dollar company take a SHIT on his works and his legacy? If you loved Tolkien you would be leading a crowd with pitch forks and torches to Amazon Studios.

[Anonymous No.51209287]

>>51206671
I take it they wanted something to rival GoT for hbo?
This shit is a joke though

[Anonymous No.51209302]

>>51208054
That pic hearty hearty kek

[Anonymous No.51209376]

>>51208897
Tolkien is rolling in his grave.

[Anonymous No.51209380]

>>51207989
>anime reference
pottery

[Anonymous No.51209406]

Is that new game of thrones show worth a watch anons? Coming from someone who hated game of thrones from season 4 onwards and saw it ending in a stinking mess despite watching.
No trannies opinions please.

[Anonymous No.51209432]

>>51208089
>white people are a bunch of mindless drones
>white people hate themselves

Pick one

[Anonymous No.51209448]

>>51209376

[Anonymous No.51209519]

>>51208389
what the FUCK is this?
explain

[Anonymous No.51209590]

>>51207989
>evangelion
That's it you absolute faggots, I'm finally going to watch it. Cowboy bebop was kind of good.

[saged No.51210245]

>>51209448
how lovecraft-esque

[Anonymous No.51210613]

>>51206671
This show might just pull it off if it is just good enough for normies and bad enough for the others, both will watch it
Also, lots of meme potential

[Anonymous No.51210945]

>>51207480
Have you ever been to a college campus?

[Anonymous No.51210958]

>>51207507
>there is no wrong answer
I hate globohomo and this retarded universal subjectivism

[Anonymous No.51211071]

>>51208674
wrong, in a world like that the shitskins such as yourself would not be able to exist, they would just starve to death long before that if their welfare checks stop coming.

[Anonymous No.51211215]

>>51206706
good shit

[Anonymous No.51211218]

>>51207540
>If middle earth is an allegory for prewar and great war europe
Tolkien hated allegory.

[Anonymous No.51211241]

>>51207071
Universalism is a meaningless concept that can be interpreted a million ways, with one right way and 999.999 wrong ways.
Globohomo can also be interpreted a million ways, and they are all correct.

[Anonymous No.51211310]

>>51206706
pol memed this into existance

[Anonymous No.51211342]

>>51206706
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.51211362]

>>51206671
loss writeoff money laundering

[Anonymous No.51211450]

>>51206671
This OP had potential for a decent /biz/ related discussion. Too bad all the cancerouss /pol/cels showed up to shit themselves in outrage instead.

[Anonymous No.51211807]

>>51207699
checked

[Anonymous No.51211843]

[Anonymous No.51211964]

>>51207134
>kino
>t. discord tranny
AHHH LAWD DEM RANGZ

[Anonymous No.51212283]

>>51206695
>casting department
>writing department
>choice of showrunners

[Anonymous No.51212296]

>>51207071
but he likes to say the "homo" part

[Anonymous No.51212317]

>>51207340
If you love Tolkein you’ll love this


But if you love Tolkien….

[Anonymous No.51212326]

>>51206671
User ratings 0

[Anonymous No.51212356]

>>51207440
Tolkien has blacks in their lore. Also, beards In dwarf women should have been something more highlighted.

Diversity for diversity and story consistency is zero.

[Anonymous No.51212382]

>>51207071
Universalism would mean there’s a ti y but of every culture of the world in its content, it’s not. Everything is mainly focused on skewed muhrican views.
It’s Globohomo

[Anonymous No.51212405]

>>51207669
Absolutely disgusting. The golem personified.

[Anonymous No.51212419]

>>51208373
You can't cast a white person in a clearly black role. That would be racist.

[Anonymous No.51212478]

>>51208897
So there was an ethnical cleansing where the hobbits in the shire killed off all other races?

[Anonymous No.51212508]

>all you have to do is NOT push trans shit
>you do
>lose all your money

[Anonymous No.51212595]

>>51212478
>Kunta Harfoot
Nah, the Hobbits have black slaves working the field, we just never see them in the films.

[Anonymous No.51212602]

>>51206671
Time to short Amazon

[Anonymous No.51212633]

>>51209406

No

[Anonymous No.51212711]

You guys aren't racists for real right? It's a joke to say the N word, right?
This show is monumental in terms of representation and growing the brand amongst bipoc communities. It never made sense that middle earth was purely a white space.

[Anonymous No.51212734]

>>51206671

REMEMBER TO:

> Review bomb
> Ruin comps
> Troll
> Meme troll
> Ruin Youtube chats
> Vandalise public ads

This is a man's legacy, one many of us have loved. Don't let these kikes ruin it

[Anonymous No.51212816]

>>51212734
This. They're releasing this abortion on the anniversary of Tolkien's death. This is a humiliation ritual against whites.

[Anonymous No.51212876]

Don't give this JIFD faggot a (you), he gets paid for every single one (you)

[Anonymous No.51212910]

>>51212734
in minecraft?

[Anonymous No.51212945]

>>51212910

No, for real

[Anonymous No.51212955]

>>51207901
Who in the fuck approved this. Wtf.

[Anonymous No.51212996]

>>51206671
where dis money go do? dey be stealin all dat money. dem jews is sneaky niggas but not so sneaky anymo wif all da homosex parades dem be thinkin dey can allow demself anythin

[Anonymous No.51213048]

>>51212711
Kys nigger

[Anonymous No.51213809]

>>51206983
I don't think there's creative rot. There are many creative ideas that aren't being considered. The studios don't want to take chances. They aren't hiring people who are off the status quo for one thing. The nepotism in our culture is through the roof.