/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51204914]

Pool party edition

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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51203270

[Anonymous No.51204936]

Imagine how mald boomers who were 2 years from retirement must be

[Anonymous No.51204948]

Party City

[Anonymous No.51204950]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.51204960]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.51204962]

How you guys holding up?

[Anonymous No.51204964]

double bottom into fed pivot into a nice sustainable climb to SPY 600

[Anonymous No.51204965]

>>51204914
Hey guys! Just thought that I would let you know that my gf is currently giving out discounts on subscriptions to her onlyfans! First lucky few get some exclusive pictures!

[Anonymous No.51204970]

how based would it be to buy a tesla with profits on TSLA puts?

[Anonymous No.51204975]

URANIUM

what can possible refute the BULL thesis

[Anonymous No.51204977]

>>51204962
How much did he spend to defile Tolkien, again? $100m?

[Anonymous No.51204978]

>>51204964

[Anonymous No.51204979]

>>51204964
Double bottom, then sideways for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.51204989]

>>51204975
Oil princesses thought the same thing "There's no way the EU is *that* retarded. They'll pay up rather than power off 20% of their GDP."

[Anonymous No.51204993]

>>51204962
Uh, not gr8 bro I have bezos hair minus the 100 billion

[Anonymous No.51204998]

>>51204977
My coworker dined with him before. She said he was an asshole.

[Anonymous No.51205003]

>OPEC ministers and some analysts believe that the veracity of oil market price signals have been compromised.
>Some pundits are even accusing the Biden administration of fabricating low gas demand data in a bid to hammer oil prices.
>To wit, in late June, the EIA shut down reporting for several weeks, ostensibly due to a server malfunction. But as ForexLive has pointed out, gasoline demand data has been consistently bad ever since the EIA returned: "Maybe there's an issue with reporting or maybe it's a conspiracy", ForexLive has declared.
>Whereas StanChart offers a fairly convincing argument for the sharp fall in activity in the oil futures markets, that has not stopped some observers from hatching several conspiracy theories with some pundits now accusing the Biden administration of fabricating low gas demand data in a bid to hammer oil prices.

Fuck off Biden

[Anonymous No.51205008]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51205015]

>>51204975
>>51204960
why uranium not rip on news good sirs?
https://www.kitco.com/news/2022-08-31/Uranium-prices-can-only-go-up-as-nation-s-restart-nuclear-power-plants-to-deal-with-growing-global-energy-crisis-Sprott-s-Ciampaglia.html

[Anonymous No.51205018]

>>51204993
Low t pussy

[Anonymous No.51205019]

>>51204962
I'm thinking of stopping putting money weekly in my account
things look really rough and I'm too dumb to play options

[Anonymous No.51205030]

>>51205003
Who thought all that practice we got unfucking official Chinese data, crosschecking with satellites counting parking lots and shit, would now have to be applied on the homefront?

[Anonymous No.51205034]

>>51205003
OPEC is just going to have to pony up and cut production. We will see how much of that russian oil actually is making it to the global market after all.

[Anonymous No.51205040]

PRTY

[Anonymous No.51205047]

Don't worry anon, mommy will take HUT to new heights once this dip is over.

[Anonymous No.51205051]

>>51204989
://www.kitco.com/news/2022-08-31/Uranium-prices-can-only-go-up-as-nation-s-restart-nuclear-power-plants-to-deal-with-growing-global-energy-crisis-Sprott-s-Ciampaglia.html

[Anonymous No.51205056]

>>51205015
repeat after me
>ten more years

[Anonymous No.51205058]

>>51205040
Wow, he is so cool looking. Is he the new /smg/ mascot?

[Anonymous No.51205060]

Who is ready to test them new 7% overnight circuit breakers? It’s time
>look at USD/YEN Kek

[Anonymous No.51205061]

>>51205034
>OPEC is just going to have to pony up and cut production
The arabs are tired of the jewish fuckery to make Biden look good.

[Anonymous No.51205066]

everybody is all doom and gloom tonight but we have CPI coming out in two weeks and judging by estimates. its going to come in fairly low again.
just how many low CPI reports in a row do we really need before the fed takes notice?

on the other hand though I read that in october they're planning to stop selling the SPI oil so they can stock up in the winter while demand is low. that might have a large impact on prices

[Anonymous No.51205085]

>>51205066
EU ban on ruskie oil goes into effect in December iirc.

[Anonymous No.51205093]

>just graduated college
>got a good job
>wanna invest
>this absolute shitshow
Even warren buffet is pulling back the fuck do I do? ibonds and CDs?

[Anonymous No.51205097]

>>51205066
Doesn’t matter if shot breaks before that.
>see Yen and 10yr yield moon beam

[Anonymous No.51205101]

>>51205085
for some reason I was already under the impression russia had stopped sending it to them

[Anonymous No.51205104]

>>51205058
Bruh you hate stacks? Stonks only go up

[Anonymous No.51205105]

>>51205040
gaaaaaaaaay
never buying your gay bags

[Anonymous No.51205111]

>>51205015
FUD is still thick ?
Uranium market is still small ?

[Anonymous No.51205112]

>>51205066
US CPI might come better,but the world will shit itself,again

[Anonymous No.51205114]

>>51205097
Yen gonna be worth as much as a won

[Anonymous No.51205116]

>>51205093
DCA over a longer-term period

[Anonymous No.51205120]

>>51204936
Bros when will China crash lads?
2 more weeks? 2 more months? 2 more years?

[Anonymous No.51205122]

>>51205093
>Even warren buffet is pulling back
He did just buy 50% of OXY so...

[Anonymous No.51205126]

>>51205066
You moron. The economy is a recession and the fed needs to keep interest rates high in order to stem inflation. People can try to front run the feds pivot but they will only be hurt by their own stupidity and reality. You best start believing in bear markets, because you're living in one.

[Anonymous No.51205132]

>>51205101
>In June, the European Council adopted the bloc’s sixth package of sanctions, banning the purchase, import, or transfer of crude oil and certain petroleum products from Russia to the EU. The ban on crude oil goes into effect on December 5th, while the ban on other petroleum products goes into effect in February 2023.
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Europe-Splurges-on-Russian-Oil-As-EU-Ban-Nears.html

They did some half ass ban for certain countries with a bunch of carveouts until this one goes into effect.

[Anonymous No.51205134]

>>51205066
The beatings will continue until morale approves - The Fed

[Anonymous No.51205137]

>>51205093
>coughs
>Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful

but in all seriousness, if you are just starting out, learn about DCAing into a marketwide index fund like VOO and save up some cash on the side for trying to time investments. Eventually we will hit a bottom somewhere. You just got to effectively distribute your risk until we do.

[Anonymous No.51205164]

>>51205093
Honestly this is probably a decent time to buy. Just buy monthly or something like that.

[Anonymous No.51205167]

Imagine not participating in a gamma squeezlie play. PRTY to the moon mother fuckers. We are very early. I yolo'd the other day in low 1.80's fr.

[Anonymous No.51205183]

Reminder that this is a generational top and making it is off the table. Go short if you want to survive.

[Anonymous No.51205188]

>>51205126
Also forget safes ramping QT. Market will try to get ahead of that too. Bc if the Fed actually does it, and JPOW sounded serious af, rug incoming

[Anonymous No.51205191]

>>51205120
Never anon. Get rich with China or stay poor faggot.

[Anonymous No.51205204]

>>51205134
The Fed just needs the inflation to start responding to rising rates and go back to 2%. The Fed isn't as stupid as you bulls and Joe Brandon so they know that oil prices responding to demand destruction isn't their main concern and won't pivot just because of that. The Fed is playing the long game.

[Anonymous No.51205205]

>>51205008
What do you mean

[Anonymous No.51205210]

>>51205015

>Sprott

Are those dishonest commodity kikes still pretending they can sequester uranium into their fund without having a redemption mechanism for utilities to buy it like some kind of uranium black hole that will consume supply forever?

If there's an actual supply squeeze the utilities will cry to congress and the CFTC will make them convert to a redeemable trust structure instantly, and probably cap the price to boot. I fully agree the price needs to go up and so speculators are just pricing in the need to create a strategic uranium reserve which gov has been too retarded to do, but the gov will still fuck you on it if you think you'll be allowed to front-run it.

[Anonymous No.51205214]

>Yes goy, buy yet another dying retailer

[Anonymous No.51205220]

>>51205183
i got your generational top right here baby girl, come give daddy a kiss

[Anonymous No.51205222]

>>51205188
Won't that just drop the price in Bonds and Treasuries though? Not equities?

[Anonymous No.51205223]

>>51205204
>The Fed isn't as stupid as
Ah yes, the genius that is Jerome "It's transitory" Powell.

[Anonymous No.51205225]

>>51205205
>futures

[Anonymous No.51205229]

>>51205204
Fed will hike until something breaks. That is all that needs to be said/understood.

[Anonymous No.51205233]

>>51205167
I can't tell if this is satireposting or some retarded shill that thinks this is Wall Street Bets

[Anonymous No.51205234]

>>51205214
stfu idiot. Plenty of dd on reddit. Party City is a legit 10 dollar stock.

[Anonymous No.51205255]

>>51205234
>Plenty of dd on reddit.
Go back nigger.

[Anonymous No.51205260]

>>51205234
Yeah, 10 dollars of market cap!

[Anonymous No.51205263]

>>51205234
Reddit fans get the rope. Buy BABA it's going to be the only green in this sea of red

[Anonymous No.51205265]

>>51205220
I can't and don't condone this blatant sexual harassment. Just leave her alone, it's not that anon's fault that she looks so submissive and breedable.

[Anonymous No.51205267]

>>51205234
Convince me to but PRTY. I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.51205276]

>>51205234
Go back

[Anonymous No.51205279]

>>51205234
Brah…

[Anonymous No.51205284]

Its funny because the only party city/gme level stock that's left is Big Lots.
I was going to hold off on posting this until it found support, but I'll give everyone here a sneak peak.

If BIG goes to $10 we can make something happen that will go down in smg and biz history. But don't touch that shit yet, we want them to overplay their hand and push it down more.

[Anonymous No.51205295]

>>51205234

[Anonymous No.51205299]

In China, Shenzen, Guangzhou and Dalian are going more (((covid))) lockdowns again. How fucking bad do you think their economy will get as a result?snmps

[Anonymous No.51205300]

>>51205267
p/e below 2, quarter after quarter of rising profits, gamma squeeze lock and loaded, 2 billion in revenues, plus its been beaten down and now its time for the massive rise before Halloween. Its gonna be legit fr fr

[Anonymous No.51205302]

>taking the r*ddit bait

you stupid bliggers

[Anonymous No.51205317]

>>51205234

Dev team doxxed sir? Tokenomics solid?

[Anonymous No.51205322]

>>51205234
kys

[Anonymous No.51205324]

>>51205299
Bad enough to be green

[Anonymous No.51205326]

>>51205302
Don’t call me a fucking bligger

[Anonymous No.51205342]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51205343]

>>51205299
It's part of why oil dumped today. There HAS to be something else going on with these lockdowns. It can't still be for covid. I've heard a lot of good theories but it's still unbelievable.
>>51205300
>gamma squeeze lock and loaded
link?

[Anonymous No.51205347]

>>51205284
Based af bruh. After the party city squeeze all in Big lots.

[Anonymous No.51205351]

>>51205267
Stock great pump. Tight vagine with gains.

[Anonymous No.51205353]

>>51205299
It's cover for war mobilization.

[Anonymous No.51205362]

>>51205234
fuck off tourist

[Anonymous No.51205370]

>>51205343
>>51205299
Isnt China the only country left thats doing lockdowns? Are people being starved to death or was it to ration food? Shit dont make sense.

[Anonymous No.51205373]

>>51205343
I've heard that Zero covid allows CCP to monitor incoming and outgoing passengers. It's a screening tool for foreign agents

[Anonymous No.51205379]

>>51205347
Yeah dude. Keep it on your watchlist.
They keep pushing it down, but instead of fighting it let them overplay their hand. If they push that thing under $10 then we've got a winner.

Nobody buy that shit yet, its still got another 50% left to fall. We'll pull a GME and get in before Reddit like last time. We can even bring back Coomcat.

[Anonymous No.51205385]

>>51205343
Its going to be amazing.

[Anonymous No.51205393]

>>51205351
This guy, this guy's onto something.
>>51205373
I've heard that, crackdown on dissidents, stress testing for war, and a bunch of others. I still don't know wtf they're doing.
>>51205370
Got to be one of the few.

[Anonymous No.51205395]

>>51205370
There’s billions of chinks couple of hundred million deaths mean nothing

[Anonymous No.51205411]

/leanhogs/ bros.... ohnononono this can't be happening!! We are in charge here!

[Anonymous No.51205414]

>>51204962
Very well

[Anonymous No.51205424]

>>51205411
ORANGE JUICE CHADS RIZE UP

[Anonymous No.51205428]

>>51205362
Nice picture of idiots losing money. Why not make money at the bottom of one of those plays?

[Anonymous No.51205429]

>>51205093
If your time horizon is 30 years from now why do you care about what's happening on a day-to-day basis? Just chuck that shit into a Vanguard fund and forget about it.

[Anonymous No.51205442]

>>51205428
Make it yourself

[Anonymous No.51205447]

*sighs* I just need a submissive and breebable gf.

[Anonymous No.51205448]

Bros my adrenaline is pumping. I live in a ghetto area. Some homeless fuck has been prowling around my building. I just pulled a knife in this video game, and forced him to leave my Call of Duty arena.

[Anonymous No.51205453]

>>51205393
>I still don't know wtf they're doing.
CCP just likes fucking with people to demoralize the plebes. It's part and parcel of communism.

[Anonymous No.51205454]

>>51204962
Good overall but bad recently.

[Anonymous No.51205459]

>>51205414
>That June-July segment
Anyway, nice. Don't lose it all.

[Anonymous No.51205465]

>>51205093
Investing and spending your time on /smg/ is a great way to pass the time as you wait for your inevitable death.

[Anonymous No.51205468]

>>51205448
I'm guessing you don't live in America

[Anonymous No.51205469]

>>51205442
Hey retard, there is nothing but a bunch of fucking pussies in last thread shitting and pissing themselves about the market and losing money. Compile a screen shot of that and add it to your loss porn folder. This place has just as many retarded faggots who lose just as much money as reddit. Smug fucking bitch, reality check deadass

[Anonymous No.51205474]

>>51205448
Whoa

[Anonymous No.51205482]

>>51205093
>even Warren buffet is pulling back
That's cause he's an old dinosaur. That man would be DCA and buying aggressively if wasn't a 70yr old boomer

[Anonymous No.51205486]

>>51205459
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
https://youtu.be/8ya_h789W_c?t=2120

[Anonymous No.51205493]

>>51205469
Not my problem,go back

[Anonymous No.51205498]

>>51205482
Wrong. This market is extremely overvalued and in need of a good pullback and even Buffet knows it.

[Anonymous No.51205502]

>>51205411
>oil and copper still keep tumbling
mistakes may have been made

[Anonymous No.51205508]

>>51205493

[Anonymous No.51205515]

>>51205469
Get out

[Anonymous No.51205529]

futes

[Anonymous No.51205533]

>>51198682
look at this shit. i posted about this shit when it was 277 bucks, after already going up 3000%.
and you fags all ignored it.
now look.

Am I the only one who gives a fucks about gains around here?

[Anonymous No.51205537]

>>51205515
get some pussy virgin

[Anonymous No.51205539]

>>51205502
Just a year or 2 early

[Anonymous No.51205542]

PARTY CITY
PRTY
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

[Anonymous No.51205544]

>>51205537
Your bussy is already mine

[Anonymous No.51205550]

>>51205234
>Plenty of dd on reddit

[Anonymous No.51205552]

>>51205093
It's not that bad, this is all a headfake. I'm not saying it can't go lower in the next few months, but big picture this is a bear trap because everybody and their grandma is "soooo heckin bearish!" and loading up on puts and shorts. In prime position to get BTFO by institutions.
Loading up on risky (but not absolute garbage) assets this fall could pay off bigly in 2023, if you have the balls.

[Anonymous No.51205557]

>>51205533
congrats anon, you made it.
enjoy retirment

[Anonymous No.51205560]

>>51205284
Could be a value trap anon. I mean the stock has shifting itself even before covid. What exactly changed after covid. Is there different management or a different business model? If not than I only see this a short term play

[Anonymous No.51205567]

>>51205542
faggotttttttttttt

[Anonymous No.51205585]

>The wealthy bookseller wants to buy a news organization/clearing service/wire agency so he can use their little to no cost services and lay off the vast majority of the writers at the newspaper he already owns. (Jeff Bezos)

[Anonymous No.51205594]

>>51205567
>>51205544
I work out every day kids. I got a bigger dick and probably a nicer car than both you. Don't shoot the messenger, just slap dat ask tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51205620]

>>51205468
What makes you think this doesn't happen in america?

[Anonymous No.51205633]

>>51205137
>>51205429
>>51205552
Can I go wrong just going for a total america and ex-usa index until I have a good foundation? Like VTI and VXUS?

[Anonymous No.51205643]

>>51205263
>BABA
fuck off

[Anonymous No.51205647]

>>51205552
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.51205665]

>>51205465
>Be utility dividend fag
>get 60k every 3 months
>giggle on people gambling on shitstocks at /smg/
>doesnt even care about market crashes since I save alot from dividends from pirating anime and games
>minimalist lifestyle till I die
Feels good senpai

[Anonymous No.51205673]

>>51205620
Because he was using a knife to scare someone.

>>51205560
You're probably right anon.

[Anonymous No.51205684]

>>51205643
Cope buddy, all I see in HK is green.

[Anonymous No.51205699]

How do we start a Party City meme like Morbius or something to boost the stock?

[Anonymous No.51205701]

>>51205673
A knife can scare anyone anon. Although yeah I see your point I wouldn't pull out a knife on somebody cause you never know if they have a gun on them. Also a gun is a way better scare tactic lmao

[Anonymous No.51205708]

>>51205116
Actual down syndrome tier advice

[Anonymous No.51205709]

>>51205633
It's just kind of a waste of time for paltry gains. If I was you I would try picking a stock with good options premium and DCA by selling a put every time it dips N dollars. And take advantage of the volatility instead of running away scared.
If you have a "good job" like you say what are you so afraid of? You have the advantage of bailing yourself out with future income.

[Anonymous No.51205715]

Uhh how are we literally like 5% from the lows? WTF

[Anonymous No.51205716]

>>51205701
what's wrong with just yelling at a dumb motherfucker?
are you guys not physically intimidating?

[Anonymous No.51205718]

I love shorting. I can‘t pick winners so I just pick losers and shoet. Luckily these days, every stock is a loser. So I short. I like shorting.

[Anonymous No.51205724]

>>51205708
Why's that? It's what I've been doing as someone who started investing in 2022. I'm DCAing six figures over a two year period every fortnight

[Anonymous No.51205729]

>>51205665
did any utility companies cut their divvies during the pandemic? I know oil companies try to never do it, but a bunch of manufacturing companies did

[Anonymous No.51205735]

>>51204970
Absolutely chud-pilled. Enjoy your charging network in the next decade if they don’t upgrade the power grid nor ramp up power generation with fossil fuels.

[Anonymous No.51205737]

>>51205718
Based. I also like shorting.

[Anonymous No.51205742]

>>51205715
Anon,i..

[Anonymous No.51205744]

>>51205718
hell yeah dude

[Anonymous No.51205758]

>>51205716
>yelling at a random drugged out dude trespassing
>in America

Kek. Ok champ. That sounds like a good way to get yourself killed.

>>51205718
>Every stock is a loser
Fuck you're right

[Anonymous No.51205769]

>>51205716
>what's wrong with just yelling at a dumb motherfucker?
Well i wouldnt do that considering I live in the ghetto where people are dumb enough to pull a gun or a knife over an argument. Also yes a I'm a manlet :(

[Anonymous No.51205781]

>>51205665
>bro just be a millionaire lol

[Anonymous No.51205790]

>>51205716
I'm not physically intimidating, but I am psychologically intimidating

[Anonymous No.51205797]

>>51205758
oh no a druggie what's he gonna do? overdose?
ya real scary

[Anonymous No.51205830]

>>51205234
This might not be a bad move with Halloween coming up. Check the 5 year chart. It pumps every fall.

[Anonymous No.51205833]

>>51205797
Are you this naive? I used to live near Miami. Do you know what kind of super strength meth, crack, and salts give you?

[Anonymous No.51205842]

>>51205797
The druggie can pull a gun and kill you. If he's high on pcp than good look on trying to beat him up. Also easy to get killed either a knife or a the druggie can have another weapon on him. They say not to mess with people who have nothing to lose. But keep LARPing as a tough guy on this anonymous cat feeding forum

[Anonymous No.51205847]

>>51205833
it doesnt really give you any. it's ok to be a manlet i wont judge you

[Anonymous No.51205851]

>>51205797
>oh no a druggie what's he gonna do?
Literally try to bite your face off you stupid ass.

[Anonymous No.51205859]

remember when mumus thought that inflation peaking was the indication of a fed pivot? fucking lol

[Anonymous No.51205861]

>>51205847
Good bait

[Anonymous No.51205863]

>>51205781
>that screencap
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.51205873]

>>51205859
They also fell for the priced in,the pivot and more stuff.

[Anonymous No.51205879]

>>51204962
Absolutely fantastic, thank you. So is there any particular news driving this break down in futures or just technicals?

[Anonymous No.51205880]

>>51205724
Because the entire market the past century has just been a giant exponential growth curve. That worked in the past buy by necessity it won't in the future
>why
Population pyramid inversion
Browning of America (economic deadweight loss)
Diseconomies of scale
America no longer growing but contracting on urban level

The western world is declining and while it won't go away things will not be the same. DCA only works in a growing world

[Anonymous No.51205888]

>>51205873
yeah that was fucking hilarious. i wish i had screencapped some of them back in july

[Anonymous No.51205895]

Bobobros... don't look at the futures... they are recovering

[Anonymous No.51205902]

>>51205665
>Live the same lifestyle as poorfags because most money is locked up in investments
>Lol, I'm better than the gamblers on /biz/

:/

[Anonymous No.51205903]

>>51205873
Tried to tell them

[Anonymous No.51205907]

>>51205234
SEC already came after you faggots for P&D schemes before. Still at it, huh?

[Anonymous No.51205912]

>>51205895
The last 2 days let alone 2 years have proven futures literally mean zero

[Anonymous No.51205914]

>>51205895
nasd-ACK! closes 3% down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51205923]

>>51205132
Does this pretty much guarantee the war is over by December? They get 30% of their crude from Russia, wtf will they do without that?

[Anonymous No.51205927]

How do I short California's power grid collapsing?

[Anonymous No.51205934]

PMI comes out tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.51205937]

>>51205927
You'd make much more money on shorting the Texas power grid

[Anonymous No.51205938]

>>51205923
>Does this pretty much guarantee the war is over by December?
lmfao, no. this war will go on for years
>wtf will they do without that?
Haven't you seen all the shit they're saying about how they'll need to ration, cut back, and possibly go without energy?

[Anonymous No.51205944]

>>51205781
>I was born ... EXTREMELY SHORT
oh this gon be gud

[Anonymous No.51205953]

Real talk how is it all so fucked?

[Anonymous No.51205961]

>>51205923
>Does this pretty much guarantee the war is over by December?
Only if Russia surrenders like they should. Slave Ukraini.

[Anonymous No.51205965]

>>51205953
Jews.

[Anonymous No.51205970]

>>51205851
if you cant dispatch a junkie barehanded you've failed as a man

[Anonymous No.51205973]

>>51205953
We sold our country out in 1913.

[Anonymous No.51205982]

>>51205953
At least we're not at war,right?

[Anonymous No.51205983]

>>51205953
Don't buy until people are having breakdowns on cable TV

[Anonymous No.51205986]

>>51205263
My proprietary valuation formula puts BABA at $423.50

[Anonymous No.51205993]

>>51205961
You are partially right. Oinkrainians make excellent slaves

[Anonymous No.51205994]

>>51205970
they should have sent you to nam to karate chop the viet kong rambo

[Anonymous No.51205999]

>>51205965
>>51205973
desu we were probably fucked as of the Whiskey Rebellion, but these are fine too.

[Anonymous No.51206005]

>>51205953
>Real talk how is it all so fucked?
big mystery, anon

[Anonymous No.51206018]

>>51205970
Then why do cops still have trouble stopping them even with tasers and guns? Checkmate, libtard.

[Anonymous No.51206023]

>>51204914
Just put 400k into TQQQ, TMF, TNA. Here’s to hopping it keeps crashing so I dump another 400k in.

[Anonymous No.51206024]

>>51205953
Ngl it’s Jews and minorities

[Anonymous No.51206034]

>>51205953
The contemporary story goes back to the dot com bust. The macro story goes back to centralized banking and the move off the gold standard. More recently you have the globalist crowd behaving like 1. crashing everything might be favorable to them so they can, in theory, scoop up more power in the chaos. THAT is why monetary policy was so reckless during covid.
>>51205965
this would be the tldr

[Anonymous No.51206037]

Feels pretty comfy right now knowing Shemitah is ending in September and that's when the global market will shit itself into a depression.

Perfect time to buy everything on cheap.

[Anonymous No.51206043]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51206048]

>>51206018
they didnt have any trouble with your hero gerogre floyd

[Anonymous No.51206057]

Daily reminder that the S&P will fall below the 50 and 200 week moving averages soon

[Anonymous No.51206062]

>>51205953
Jews

[Anonymous No.51206072]

>>51205970
Kek. Ask me how I know you are underaged.

[Anonymous No.51206077]

>>51206057

[Anonymous No.51206083]

>>51205066
This is all that matter, CPI. I’d feel more confident if food wasn’t at record highs last time. There’s only so far energy can decrease and that’s all the last report was. It will be very interesting.

[Anonymous No.51206082]

>>51206037
short with me if you want to live

[Anonymous No.51206101]

By the end of this crash will it be 109 and 1 planet?

[Anonymous No.51206103]

>>51205970
You're like 14 kid you hardly count as a man regardless

[Anonymous No.51206107]

>>51206101
I think we're at 113 or so, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.51206114]

>>51206072
when was the last time you punched a druggie in the head? it's been a few years. The drugs literally rot out their physical structure from the inside. Granted I've only had to deal with nativ americans and not negros. Still, being physically intimidating is enough to shut down most people

[Anonymous No.51206119]

>>51206083
does it feel to you like there is less inflation
my tate's choco cookies are $5.50 for a package now

[Anonymous No.51206132]

>>51206103
yea but i chose the sword as a child. while you were playing pokemon i was studying the blade

[Anonymous No.51206140]

>>51206057
200 week is still a ways down at 3567. It's already below the 50 week.

[Anonymous No.51206143]

A measly 1% down on Nasdaq futures? Is this the “happening” that you bear fags were talking about? What a joke

[Anonymous No.51206146]

>>51204962
Today was a little rough. Tomorrow should be smooth sailing

[Anonymous No.51206148]

Can we all at least agree Jews and women are responsible for this crash?

[Anonymous No.51206151]

>>51206143
10 minutes

[Anonymous No.51206155]

I mean how fucken insane is it that we really are crashing the market based on some fucken Jewish holiday? AGAIN? FOR THE SECOND TIME IN 20 YEARS!

[Anonymous No.51206164]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIXIjwDlrTQ&t

Il Duce says it is happening!!!! Is it finally HAPPENING /biz/?

[Anonymous No.51206168]

>>51206146
Stop gambling on options retard
>also
6k lol

[Anonymous No.51206172]

>>51206143
-1-2% every day

[Anonymous No.51206174]

>>51206155
I encourage you to cool it with the anti-Semitism.

[Anonymous No.51206177]

>>51206155
no sounds right to me. We gotta correct coarse every once in a while. The real problem is the bailouts. Only certain people are allowed to fail. That is the insane part.

[Anonymous No.51206182]

Serious question for all of you genius traders, is UUUU a good hold right now? I bought yesterday, thinking it was, and then a boat clogged some Jewish canal and now I don't know what's going to happen. I'm just so tired of getting reamed by this market, I thought Uranium was safe.

[Anonymous No.51206183]

>>51206140
I would of though a lot lower. I’m no doomer but I think 3567 isn’t to far off. Still, everyone both wants and is expecting a collapse. I doubt it will happen even with quantitative tightening.

[Anonymous No.51206191]

>>51206182
>UUUU
UUU

[Anonymous No.51206192]

>>51206177
>course

[Anonymous No.51206203]

>>51206182
The boat already got unstuck or so i heard,

[Anonymous No.51206204]

>>51205927
long almond futures

[Anonymous No.51206208]

>>51206119
No. No it does not, except on gas.

[Anonymous No.51206212]

>only 7
I thought you guys were trying to make money. Why so little mentions?

[Anonymous No.51206218]

>>51206208
Gov kikes short oil futures everyday

[Anonymous No.51206226]

>>51206218
I can't wait for OPEC to cut production because of this.

[Anonymous No.51206228]

>>51206218
Biden put out more than 8 million barrels last week from our strategic supply of oil.

[Anonymous No.51206231]

>>51206182
How do some of you faggots get by with such little confidence? I'll buy blindly then hold for weeks and end up like 20% down overall when I eventually sell, and then I do it all over again without changing a single thing. Bruh, you are a MAN so stop seeking validation like some sissy bitch and just be a real investor.

[Anonymous No.51206243]

He doesn’t believe in Hidden Tigers. He doesn’t believe in Vomma Cyclones.
He doesn’t believe in Zeta Stalkers.


It’s okay. I understand. It’s only human to not believe in what scares you the most. it’s a lot easier for the human mind to think that something so horrifying is not possible.

Look at futures.

Why is the forest quiet.

[Anonymous No.51206256]

>>51205594
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.51206258]

>>51206243
Real schizo posting hour on /smg/

[Anonymous No.51206265]

>>51206243
>He doesn't believe in Scrotum Strangles on the 500 Volitious Volume Vetas

[Anonymous No.51206273]

>>51206243
you guys probably murdered too many animals and fucked your ecosystem up and that's why the forest is quiet. Because there's a pajeet lost in the woods

[Anonymous No.51206290]

>>51206258
You call people like me schizos. But you do realize that sometimes, terrifying urban legends can be true.
Keep an eye on VVIX in coming days.

And keep an eye on bids for OTM calls on vol products.

And think of my question: Why is the forest quiet?

[Anonymous No.51206295]

>>51204962
Account is doing well, up 25% ytd, just chasing the last 5% to hit my annual target
Every other aspect of my life is difficult, I find I have a hard time relating to secular society and sometimes I feel an overwhelming sense of impending doom
Not for my portfolio though, I am mostly managing covered calls on positions which have long ago reached a negative cost basis, my newest acquisition only took 10 months of weekly calls to go negative. When volatility collapses I plan on moving into straddles but I am less familiar with them

[Anonymous No.51206298]

>>51206243
Based

[Anonymous No.51206304]

>>51206290
>he thinks I'm human

[Anonymous No.51206311]

>>51206290
……

[Anonymous No.51206316]

>>51206265
I didn't realize other people on /smg/ knew about Veta shadow algorithms.

[Anonymous No.51206318]

>>51206295
Up 25% this year is incredibly impressive. How much is 25%?

[Anonymous No.51206346]

>>51206298
Why does no one listen? I shouldn’t have to spell it out for people in /smg/ but everything we’ve seen in the last few weeks with respect to super bullish price action has been short covering. Goldman Sachs reported the volume of short covering in the last few weeks is one of the highest in history.

This means that no one is bidding to open, it’s all bids to close.

No one believes in Hidden Tigers. Not a single person in /smg/ has experienced Hidden Tigers because most of us are trading since 2020.

They'll learn.

[Anonymous No.51206372]

>>51206346
yes

[Anonymous No.51206382]

>>51206311
I know, you think Hidden Tigers are Old wives' tales.
You'll find out soon.

[Anonymous No.51206389]

>>51204998
>she
>opinion
Idk man

[fATBURG No.51206413]

>>51205066
>waht is core PCE
>im a stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.51206436]

>“It is during this lag that the bear-market rally typically occurs,” he said. And now the current superbubble appears to have “paused between the third and final act,” according to Grantham.

>“Prepare for an epic finale,” he said. “If history repeats, the play will once again be a Tragedy. We must hope this time for a minor one.”
Are you ready for the epic finale, BoBros?

[Anonymous No.51206438]

>>51206413
nobody cares about core cpe

[Anonymous No.51206439]

It will happen. Soon.

[Anonymous No.51206454]

>>51206318
8200, I started around 2018 and have consistently been able to hit 30% on average. Now granted one of those years would have been a disaster without lucky gme plays but I digress

[Anonymous No.51206462]

>>51206439
You've been schizoposting for months,idiot

[Anonymous No.51206473]

>>51206462
And tell me what has happened to large cap growth and other shitcos for the last few months.

[Anonymous No.51206483]

>>51204950

Oil Baron is bulking for the winter apocalypse

[Anonymous No.51206490]

>>51206473
Crab,not tiger

[Anonymous No.51206507]

>>51206490
It only crabs for people who have amnesia lol. We've sold off enough to validate the fact that the Hidden Tigers are finally back after their prolonged slumber.

[Anonymous No.51206515]

>>51205060
I thought they got the yen under control, but I'm going to have to refresh the chart on this picture soon.

[Anonymous No.51206521]

>>51206454
Pretty good, but 30% in the past years doesn’t compare to 25% this year. This years been fucking brutal. It would be included in the worst 20 since the SP started in 1880. You should be proud of that.

[Anonymous No.51206523]

Why is the forest loud as fuck?
>AY YO WHITE BOI, CLICKETY CLACK.
Lol. He doesn't know about the crouching niggers. Waiting in the SPX options chain. Mumbling about mafucca shiiiiiiiiieeeet bix nood. You. WILL. Learn. Your. Puts. Will. Burn.

[Anonymous No.51206526]

[Anonymous No.51206532]

>>51205953
boomers really fucked everything. but the interesting thing is that this might be a worldwide phenomena.
the world is getting older. Xi xingpoobear and putin are old. biden is old. all countries outsides of the 3rd world are old.
they took all the money from the next generation and left us to deal with climate change

[Anonymous No.51206537]

>>51206507
……….bro

[Anonymous No.51206546]

>>51206537
You're scared. You can't even answer it. You can't answer. Why Is The Forest Quiet.

[Anonymous No.51206552]

>>51206523

[Anonymous No.51206559]

>>51206523

[Anonymous No.51206561]

>>51206546
because if you make a sound something will kill u

[Anonymous No.51206565]

>>51206532
Boomers inherited a world order run by the US, and used it to destroy society, civilization, economic health, the environment through pollution, and so much else.
Anyway the climate has been changing this way for over 12.000 years and only narcissists think humanity can do anything meaningful about it. Just stop polluting for the simple reason to not dirty up the environment ffs.

[Anonymous No.51206568]

>>51205424
Orange juice niggas I think we won this time

[Anonymous No.51206585]

>>51206568
>Have to buy expensive data feed + commissions to trade
I don't think OJ naggas have ever won

[Anonymous No.51206602]

I should buy more SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51206603]

>>51206523
lol

[Anonymous No.51206627]

>>51206602
No there's going to be a reversal soon
I am basing this statement on absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.51206628]

Test

[Anonymous No.51206640]

>>51206628
did it work?

[Anonymous No.51206652]

>>51206182
You had a month and a half to accumulate under 6. This is a very long term trade, those buying opportunities won't be around forever. Imagine all the grandpas who missed XOM/CVX/COP under 5. That's YOU right now.

[Anonymous No.51206657]

>>51206523
This clip is from The Bad News Bears. Pizza Hut was still like this well into the Eighties, plus each store had a jukebox and a table version of Pac-Man or Centipede. It was as comfy as a corporate place could be.
https://youtu.be/s1p3DXLYYDY

[Anonymous No.51206662]

>>51206640
Yes. And you all failed the test

[Anonymous No.51206710]

>>51206662
What was the test?

[Anonymous No.51206720]

>>51206532
Climate change. Bro, its called weather. Party City has non toxic silly string you can purchase on their online app with same day shipping

[Anonymous No.51206751]

>Snapchat keeps sending me notifications all of a sudden
>To watch other peoples' random stories
Going to $0 EOY. Jesus Christ, this is fucking low-rent.

[Anonymous No.51206772]

Turn off the futures

[Anonymous No.51206777]

>>51206146
>>51206168
Gambling on options is cool and based. I enjoy it greatly. Little bit of excitement every morning when I win a couple hundred bucks scalping options off normies.

[Anonymous No.51206780]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51206785]

>>51206772
STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.51206789]

PRTY

[Anonymous No.51206794]

>>51206710
I can't tell you the test, but I can tell you if you would have passed, you were finally going to get a girlfriend. I'm sorry anon...

[Anonymous No.51206805]

>East Coast
>Sept 1st
>Bearish

>West Coast
>still Aug
>Bullish

Am I right?

[Anonymous No.51206813]

>>51206772
They only turn off at -5%. S-sorry.

[Anonymous No.51206818]

>>51206794
lol

[Anonymous No.51206824]

>>51206794
:(

[Anonymous No.51206831]

Markets decline on news of Septembear.

[Anonymous No.51206836]

>>51206523
>>51206657
There was still plenty of those in the late 90s too. Have fond memories of my mom taking me to Pizza Hut lunch buffet and playing a shit load of hydro thunder.

[Anonymous No.51206855]

europoor here need to go in the cagie in 1 hr

[Anonymous No.51206862]

>>51206831
honk

[Anonymous No.51206879]

>>51206182
Bro youve have a year to buy, and then when it starts to run thats when you FOMO in. Just hold for once, it's gonna go up in the long term for sure.

[Anonymous No.51206891]

>>51206836
I'm a few years older than you, but I think we would agree that the late Nineties was really the last truly comfy time in the United States. I have a pretty nice life overall but I am absolutely disgusted by most everything I see. I'm especially disgusted by what the kikes have done to kids in just the last couple of years with the COVID scam and the grooming nonsense.

[Anonymous No.51206897]

>>51206879
>it's gonna go up in the long term for sure

[Anonymous No.51206906]

>>51206855
good morning sir work hard

[Anonymous No.51206911]

>>51206857
>>51206857
>>51206857
>>51206857

[Anonymous No.51206914]

>>51206855
Have a great work day. Don't forget to take breaks but only during break times. You don't want to commit time fraud do you?

[Anonymous No.51206918]

>>51206891
I want economic crash and bloodshed. Enough of this.

[Anonymous No.51206922]

>>51206140
3500 is pretty much inevitable. The fed isn't even halfway done raising rates and once done the rates will be held for at least a year. There is no way the S&P stays above 3500 in the face of those headwinds. This is one of the few cases where market timing can be done successfully. Not buying until there is a convincing downward breach of the 200 week moving average.

[Anonymous No.51206966]

>>51206922
I've already decided I'm not buying anything the rest of the year unless it's an impulsive meme play for a quick swing.

[Anonymous No.51207021]

>>51206897
It always does. Unless your Japanese

[Anonymous No.51207062]

>>51206891
Yeah honestly as much as I love the internet a lot of times I wonder if it was really worth it. Things seemed like they were so much better before social media in particular. I used to laugh at morons that would talk about being born in the wrong generation but the older I get the more I miss the analog age that I only barely got to experience. I think 9/11 is basiclsly the cut off for comfy times. The 00s were alright but by the 10s it was already going downhill despite everything seeming so exciting.

[Anonymous No.51207095]

>>51206911
These shitty early bakes need to STOP

[Anonymous No.51207168]

>>51207095
Yeah we have FIVE /smg/s right now
If we keep fucking up like this, we're not going to be allowed to have these threads much longer

[Anonymous No.51207273]

>>51205665
I was about to mention about dollar cost averaging into XLE. What are y'all's thoughts on only investing into what ever SPDR sector etf delivers the highest yields? You never sell shares, but you would contribute paycheck and dividends in a dollar cost averaging fashion into whatever sector at the time is delivering the highest dividend yield.

[Anonymous No.51207292]

>>51207095
>>51207168
u can post in here by urself if u want hahaha

cleanm it up janny-chan

[Anonymous No.51208641]

>>51206720
I will always remember the stifling stench of the plastic masks at party city. we must have gone there 3 times a year in the 90s and early 00s.

good times. back when people had parties.

[Anonymous No.51208662]

>>51206565
I actually think you're right.
the globe is joking thinking they're going to avoid global warming.
what the world NEEDS is energy and water in troubled zones in the south.
we need energy. and we need energy because it makes everything possible. like fresh water.
its hard to do though, because politics sucks.

[Anonymous No.51209149]

my kidney...

[Anonymous No.51209156]

oof ow