/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51203702]

Now, here's what's gonna happen. BTC is going to settle on 25k, and then it will crab above and under that price range for about a month, ETH will go down 1k, up 2k, doesn't matter. After three weeks have passed you will start buying some BTC on 20 usd orders per day, and don't even think about shorting because the whales will make sure you can't win money that way. Now after about two weeks, BTC will start going up, that's your buy signal, you grab your savings, put them in a deposit and start accumulating VINU, that's your golden unicorn coin. Then, the important part begins. You will take your VINU tokens and long them on 5x. Not 15x, not 50x, just 5x. That's the safest and most profitable it's going to get for you and it allows you to sell if things don't go south. Once enough time has passed you will have 7 figs, then and only then you will come to this board to tell people how much of a trading mind you are. Now, do i make myself clear? VINU will help you make it. Now i need to hear you say it.

[Anonymous No.51203733]

>>51203702
Yeah? Why

[Anonymous No.51203745]

>>51203702
it amazes to me that a show like that made one of the best villains in television and his name is "lalo" kek

[Anonymous No.51203815]

>>51203702
>Once enough time has passed you will have 7 figs
Why would I still be in this dump when I can do something more productive like idk, open a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.51203855]

>>51203702
No, i will do as you say but i refuse to give you the benefit of knowing that

[Anonymous No.51203864]

>>51203815
I mean would be pretty swell to make everyone jealous with your money wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.51203873]

>>51203733
Because your finances are going to need me

[Anonymous No.51203876]

>>51203702
what's with the sudden chicanery on this board? im not complaining, just, surprised about it

[Anonymous No.51203883]

>>51203702
kid named shitty memecoin

[Anonymous No.51203898]

>>51203702
>check coin
>check history
>holy shit a coin that is actually mooning and not dumping forever
>you have no reliable place to buy it
it was too good to be true

[Anonymous No.51203927]

>>51203898
>ETH pair
yuck

[Anonymous No.51203939]

>>51203898
i actually started buying it from gate io since they made that option availeable recently, it was literally unbuyable before

[Anonymous No.51203954]

>>51203898
and MC can't ever go back to pre 15 usd era, im honestly more and more convinced that normal and "serious" coins can't make it anymore

[Anonymous No.51203970]

>>51203898
im always scared to invest on these coins and they end up mooning right after i decide i could give them a try
now i don't want to buy jack shit anymore because it can go down and that's the same mentality that always makes me not invest
i hate my luck

[Anonymous No.51203987]

>>51203927
what's wrong with an eth pair tho

>>51203970
it's not "luck" you're just too much of a pussy to invest on a coin and learn from it, because even if you lose money you would start seeing the patterns and it would be easier to invest after that

[Anonymous No.51204028]

>>51203815
>having a shitty family
>the only good member of it is just grandma
>spend charity time cooking with her good stuff
>thanks to her you become a chef and start saving money and investing in things like vinu so you can someday open your restaurant
>6 years of saving and investing go by
>the restaurant opens and eventually becomes a success thanks to your grandma's recipes (now she's dead btw)
>becomes a company on the level of MacDonalds and KFC
>everyone can now have a taste of grandma's food
>this mf goes to one of your restaurants
>starts recording a video saying how it tastes like shit
>Making the Chicken Maria Original | But Better
>2 million views
not good idea

[Anonymous No.51204056]

>>51203745
All because of a throwaway line by saul in bb

[Anonymous No.51204092]

>>51204028
>Chicken Maria
good name tho

[Anonymous No.51204228]

>>51204028
grandmas are overrated, they are the most racist beings in existence

[Anonymous No.51204245]

>>51204228
The true based woman