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I may look happy in this photo, but our work at ALBA is serious business. We must get to Mars before Elon Musk. If we lose to Elon Musk in the intergalactic mission to Mars then he will colonise Mars with dozens of offspring before the Scottish land.

We must get to Mars and start populating rapidly or it's likely we will lose control of the planet and become victims in the multi-planetary arms race. To compete with Musk, we will need to raise billions of pounds into the ALBA Space Fund.

>> No.51188223

They're going to open a pub there called The Deepfried Mars Bar