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The more Ethereum you hold the bigger your cock
damn so imagine where BitDao will be at since its the 26th largest eth holder, and is holding one of the most diverse crypto treasuries (bit, eth, usdc, usdt, ftt, peep, xsushi, weth)
damn i went back to BTC at 0.077777 thinking wed head back down to 0.070000, now we at 0.078300ETH strong
the image is fake
>>51186322The Merge is upon us, dummy. You should be accumulating more ETH now.
>>511859387.5" here21 BTC100 ETH<REDACTED> XMR
>>51185938Tfw only 18 ETH
>>51186404actually you should be selling right now because there will be a massive selloff as staked funds are made tradeable and looking to buy back in around 400 dollars in 1 month
>>51186924Staked ETH won't be able to get withdrawn for at least another 6 to 12 months post-Merge when another protocol update is applied. You obviously don't know shit.
If I get 32 ETH what do I have to do to make a node? That's the best way to earn passive income from ETH right?
how big is BitDAO’s shaft?
>>51186983well coinbase gives you the option to convert to wrapped cbeth and sell right now and i certainly just did, other exchanges are sure to follow suit
>>51185938I hold 11 ETH how big is my cock?
>>51185938I was told the same thing with shinja and now I'm just an asshole who cuts bread with a fucking katana
>>51188334You're just slightly below 6 inchesI used logarithmic regression and came up with a formula that can estimate cock size (y) using ETH stack size (x)My formula is>y = 0.6*ln(x) + 4.5value table for easy referencex = 0 is undefinedx = 1 returns 4.5x = 11 returns 5.94x = 32 returns 6.58x = 100 returns 7.26x = 1000 returns 8.644x = 355000 returns 12.16
>>51188784Thanks for this, finally know my penis size
big blocks big cocks, always been
>>51188784>tfw mathematically impossible for me to be a 15 inch mega cock chad with my wealth
>>51189060looks like a tiny femcock, when is that gigafag transitioning?