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I'm having surgery (pic somewhat related) and it means I have to dip into my savings to pay for it.

Do I take a loan or sell my assets? Which is smarter?

>> No.51184888

>>51184687
YWNBAW

>> No.51184897

>>51184687
wtf happened to that guy?

>> No.51184909

>>51184897
he didn't wear a seatbelt

>> No.51184930

>>51184687
Medically assisted suicide is recommended for this poor guy

>> No.51184934

>>51184897
It's an extremely rare last resort surgery for folks with fatal illnesses.

>> No.51184957

>>51184930
He still has a functioning brain. Hook him up to a matrix style machine and use his brain as a hard drive

>> No.51184961

>>51184897
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8978251/Teen-entire-bottom-half-body-amputated-Montana.html

>> No.51184967

>>51184909
He did, the seatbelt prevented him from jumping away from the forklift before it fell down that cliff. That's why I never wear a seatbelt

>> No.51184985

>>51184897
operated heavy machinery without knowledge of operation, and didn't have a license to back any merit.

>> No.51185005
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51185005

>>51184961
That's brutal. I wonder what kind of arrangement they have? She has another BWC come over and rail her while he sort of helps with his hand and mouth? I wonder he gets ghost limb orgasms?

>> No.51185015

>>51184687
lmao even this guy will get laid before biz

>> No.51185042

>>51185015
Wtf are women going to do?
Sauce him up like a chicken nugget and snuggle with him?

>> No.51185045

>>51184687
if your "assets" are something like a playstation then sell the playstation
if your assets are chainlink then take a loan

>> No.51185058

>>51184957
Yeah he'll live long enough to become a cyborg unironically, maybe even grow his tissues back

>> No.51185087

>>51185015
-Interacting with people is key to social interaction.
-Cripples need to interact with people to literally live.
->Unsurprising.

>> No.51185107

>>51185058
Unironically, hope it happens for him in the next 11 years... because that's the average survival length after a hemicorporectomy.

>> No.51185257

>>51185005
>she closed her eyes for the picture
you just know shes already planning the escape route

>> No.51185266

>>51185107
dudes gonna exceed that, he recovered fast as fuck

>> No.51185267

>>51185005
WHITECEL IS FUCKING VOLCEL REEEE

>> No.51185322

I thought he would be dead by now. Hes literally going the cyborg route

>> No.51185358

>He remained totally conscious the entire time - and look down to see his right arm had exploded and everything below his hips was completely squashed.
I know it's the daily mail, but how does this pass for journalism? Literally reads like a playground rumour.

>> No.51185369

>>51184961
Lol the wagie turned himself into a potato for $15/hour
lmao

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>>51185107
>>51185266
His body has a natural tolerance for augmentation and requires no neuropozine.

>> No.51185417

>>51185005
She is just sticking around until the story dies down. Then she'll leave him ASAP.

>> No.51185471

>>51185058
Fucking robocop this nigga up.

>> No.51185623

>>51184687
keeeeek - btw OPs questions
>I have to dip into my savings to pay for it.
Wait for the hospital bill.. you do have health insurance for something MAJOR like this, right???? Negotiate with the hospital. Could result in 2/3s off the bill if you have major documented hardships.
1) cashflow it - cutback massively if necessary
2) savings/checkings
3)
4)
5) sell assets after all assets have taken it on the fucking chin..... sell lowest tax lots first.

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51185684

>>51184687
How to make this into a Chainlink Meme
How much is Surgery Fren ?

>> No.51185889

Wtf
Where does he shit or piss then????

>> No.51185996

>>51185889
Ostomy bag for the poop.
Catheter to drain the pee through tubes.

>> No.51186167

https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/i-lost-half-my-body-in-a-forklift-accident-dont-ask-how-i-have-sex/
STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE. YOU JUST CAN'T OK?!

>> No.51186277

>>51184897
pfizer vaxx

>> No.51186335

>>51186167
Oh they are married since the incident. Interesting, the dude must have god tier tongue strength for face sitting. What else would you work on in that condition.

>> No.51186467

You people are too optimistic. Using an iPhone to control a wheelchair fused to your waist is not being a cyborg. True cyborgs are not going to appears in our lifetime.

>> No.51186647

>>51186467
>True cyborgs are not going to appears in our lifetime.
Anyone have that webm pf the cute girl with robot arms?

>> No.51187769

>>51184897
He didn't get the 5th booster

>> No.51188007

>>51184934
Fuck that, just let me die.

>> No.51188038

>>51184897
https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/i-lost-half-my-body-in-a-forklift-accident-dont-ask-how-i-have-sex/

Forklift accident

>> No.51188053

TAKE TIME WITH A WOUNDED HAND
CAUSE IT LIKES TO HEAL
IM HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE
IM HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE

>> No.51188094

>>51186467
>True cyborgs are not going to appears in our lifetime.
Hopefully they will. I tech has made leaps and bounds in the past century. The main barrier is being able to adequately supply power to robotic limbs.

In any case, the ability to regenerate limbs is elusive but theoretically right around the corner. The body has the ability to regenerate lost limbs, but post-natally, the human body defaults to closing wounds via scarring rather than regrowing limbs (there are evolutionary reasons for this). It is simply a matter of tricking the body to not close wounds with scar tissue.

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>>51184687

>they didn't even assemble him right side up

>> No.51188138

>>51188038
Obviously wasn't forklift certified

>> No.51188171

>>51188138
Do you have any idea how easy forklift certification is? Your employer goes to a short class to become a forklift certifier and then he shows you a power point slide show for 2 hours and you get a forklift card good for 3 years.

>> No.51188326

>>51184897
if i remember correctly this kid was in a major car accident. he was fine when the first responders found him but on the way to the hospital the paramedics meant to give him oxygen but accidentally gave him nerve gas.