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>>51180796Cool it with the basedism, bud
Uranium is the only way to prevent the collapse.
Should I buy ZIM and GNK? Or is shipping dead?
>>51180787Did you get those party supplies at PRTY?
This is a degenerate only general
>>51180842No we just need more wind turbines.
Buy and hold ya dark skinned gentlemen
>>51180823I literally lost my whole net worth during the covid crash. Luckily I'm a poor fag so it was only 800usd
>>51180862clf tranny we know it's you
>>51180863Good luck with that.
>>51180861shouldn't prty pump for halloween coming up?
>>51180879I'm being sarcastic.
>>51180879Needs more solar panels
>>51180878I’ve never traded CLF. I hit big on BLNK and FCEL and now I am enjoying the fruits of my labor
>>51180863Surely wind and solar will save the EU.
>>51180879wtf is that?
>>51180879Are those turbine blades being buried?
SIGA really is dead, isn't it bros?
>>51180913Does the EU even get sun?
>>51180915windmill blades ya dingus
to the anon who shilled mnst sub $2 check the ticker, this one is $88ish
Would investing in companies that focus on "renewable energy" be a good idea? Or are governments going to admit its a scam and use nuclear and fuel instead?
My mum owns a small café in Leicester. Her electricity bill has just jumped from £10k ($12k) a year to £55k ($64k) a year. She is working out her options but more than likely she will be forced to close. Ugh. This is what we get for trying to "stand up" to Putin. I don't care about Ukraine. I don't care about what Russia is doing. I want our businesses to just be able to stay afloat but politicians here want war instead.
>>51180920Yes. They can't be (cost) effectively recycled. So they just get buried.
sub 397 close come on bobo
>>51180842>encouraging people to buy when the stock has already pumped like crazy
>>51180862This reminds me my blue lighter died last night, thanks anon
>>51180894I know, but I have to play with what I'm given.>>51180915Green Party exuberance.
>>51180945$64,000 for just electricity? How is that even possible LMFAO
>>51180945good. ur mums a slag, m8
>>51180907be honest anon, how many regrettable tattoos and truck accessories do you own?
>>51180932renewable energy is capital intensive and historically unprofitablenuclear is the based solution but "muh nuclear waste" faggots won't let it roll out
>>51180945This is literally a twitter post I saw on /pol/ earlier.
What does this pattern mean? It kinda look like a person. Like a giant head in the middle and a shoulder on each side :^)
>>51180926>>51180958Why don't they try to make some other shit with that material?
>>51180960commercial equipmentfridges, electric stoves, coffee pots, blenders, etc.
>>51180945Why would you lie on an anonymous image board? How would a cafe use that much Electric.
>>51180925Southern Germany here.This year it's actually different.There have never been this many sunshine recorded as in 2022.
Did I hedge my shit right for a gap up?
>>511809623 regrettable tattoos and no truck parts I drive a jelly bean shaped car
>>51180976That looks more like a person kinda hunched over, rubbing his hands together.
>>51180861>imagine bagholding SPY when PRTY outperformed itkek baggies
>>51180960You've seen baseload costs for electricity in Europe, right? The prices are going convex here.
>>51180958What is this exactly? The scale is crazy
Is TMC going to be the next SIGA cuz it is...
>>51180945I wonder how you could powermaxx a cafe. Disable AC/heating, use only natural light, hot tea is now iced tea...what about cutting down on stock so you go without refrigeration and sell everything within a few hours? And how many watts do coffee machines use?
They've had nuclear reactors since the 1950s.They won't take over because their capital costs are enormous.Any new reactors started now wouldn't make power for 10 years at best, hardly much of a solution to an immediate energy crisis.One interesting thing I learned from someone in industry regarding renewables is that a planned use for old EV batteries is going to be grid storage.Half burnt out EV batteries will be extremely cheap with EVs becoming more common and it will help a great deal with the grid storage issue for Solar.Would be interested if there was some way to get exposure to that.
>>51180945How much per kilowatt hour is that? Here in Burgerland I'm paying 12 cents.
>>51180978because it's a grift
>>51180998You need to lay off the memes, buddy.
>>51180951If it pumps like it did in 2005-2007 or 1973-1975, it still has another 10x to go. We're at $30 billion mcap and it's going to at least $300 billion. Uranium mining sector is extremely tiny. Big oil companies are getting shit on by politicians, nuclear power got the ESG friendly label along with natgas. Big oil is going to hedge with uranium and natgas investments like they did the last two bull runs.
why is there not a single company worth investing in this god forsaken hellhole
>>51180945Can confirm. I live in Leicester & own his mum.
>>51180993Sounds nice if you're in the Alps area. I'm in Colorado and mountains and sun are a good time.
>>51181024>that a planned use for old EV batteries is going to be grid storageNo one in their right mind would do this. Batteries have a shelf life measured in years, not decades. Lithium based batteries WILL catch fire at some point, it is not a question of if.
Can we please have one goddamn green day I just need some exit liquidity
>>51181056>Lithium based batteries WILL catch fire at some point, it is not a question of if.Sounds like they just go from solving the electricity problem to solving the heating problem...
I sold all my SPY puts right before close. Did I fuck up?
>>51180974Is this really what "adults" watch for entertainment these days?
>>51181024>hardly much of a solution to an immediate energy crisis.Neither is renewables ffs. They're trying to just flippantly say they are and hope it somehow happens.
>>51181040i'm long POAHY/VWAGY
>>51181062We're crashing until October, Bud
>take that putin!
the company i work for, CRWD, has earnings todayi have also been notified i am not allowed to trade options on the stock as an employeebut that doesn't sound like an SEC regulation, that just sounds like a company policy. there's no way they can know if i'm trading options on CRWD right?
It happened to me again, bros....
Ummmmm bros that close was pretty h*cking bullish i'm thinking we pump a good 6% tomorrow
>>51180996Congrats on the success today anon
>>51181087And they still have the flag in their pseudonym...
>WE'RE CHANGING PEOPLE'S LIVES!I miss when Biden gets angry and pissed off at us little people.
>>51181040>he doesn't knowYou're still not late for the commodities bull run, the theme is energy so metals are stil cheap like trash, energy micros still cheap all things considered, shipping, etc. hundreds of companies, many 10x at some point, you're just a pussy to buy something that went down 10 years and will FOMO at the top when CNBC tells you to buy.
>>51181087Explain to me how energy is crashing when shit like this is real
>>51180993You should use "has" instead of "have" and use "much" instead of "many."
We better gap the fuck up. I've got like 40 calls on SPY.
>>51181087>ZELENSKY, SAVE MY COFFEE SHOPHow about they open a pub? That's more profitable in the UK anyway.
>>51180787Market goes down 2%>NOOOOOO>RED CANDLE BAD>IT'S FUCKING OVER! THE WORLD IS ENDING!Market goes up 2%>WE ARE BACK>BULLRUN>IT ONLY GOES UP, MARKET CRASHING WAS JUST RUMOURS AND FAKE NEWS.But... what will happen tomorrow? don't you miss another exciting chapter of 'Stock and his market friends'!Stock market is a shitty anime.
>>51181118The price of energy is so disconnected from the supply problem we face, it's causing the arabs to get mad and threaten cutting production.
Pretty chill day.>>51181040- KO- HIMX- WILC- SBSW is at discount, but it's from South Africa- Blackstone and BlackRock might be on discount this month so keep an eye on them- pick some water ETF, water scarcity is already bad this year and it will be getting only worse-
>>51181135Pubs aren't profitable at all. The only pubs that do well are the ones that sell food.
>>51181104The real test is tomorrow. Today was a what ever day. >>51181129
>>51181118>Explain to me how energy is crashing when shit like this is real>businesses can't afford to pay electricity bill>go bankrupt>can't afford gasoline>don't drive>demand for energy gets cut by 50%retard.
I miss the "PUSH IT" posts and opening charts to bright green markets... Why can't they let us be happy?
>>51181031It's funny because kikel.
>>51181094Is it going up or down I can't wait? Also, if you aren't required to disclose your trades to them they won't know. If you work in accounting I wouldn't trade it however.
>>51181135That pic is euros
>>51181168No I'm asking seriously stop joking
>>51181170If you didn't go short like 4 months ago you are a literal retard that deserves to lose money.
>>51181170Greg Mannarino explains it pretty well. They want to get rid of middle class to create slaves who depend on government handouts. "freedom" experiment has failed.
>>51181172>Sees a nice young yiddish fellowWow, maybe your anti-semitism is a bit too ingrained, my friend.
>>51181040Solvay.That one netherlands company producing the machines required to make semis. ASML I think.
>>51181153People buy pubs so that they can turn them into flats when the leasehold runs out.
I had to sell my energy stocks a few days ago because of Tribal games butThe Arabs are starting to get really fucken mad at the price manipulation of oil. The paper price and actual price are so insanely far apart at this point...What the fuck is going to happen to Europe when OPEC gets pissed enough at the Jews to cut production?
Late ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
>>51181207hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>51181113Where is this, commiefornia? Even Canada doesn't have prices this bad, gas in the GTA is the equivalent of about 4.34 USD/gallon
>did 7% today but gave up half of my gains because I got greedy and heldfuckafter all of this time and all of this practice it still fucking sneaks in there sometimesI've been getting dumber higher I gohow do I stop this?need more self-hatred imho
>>51181199Not my fault baristas don't know how to rotate a fucking image 90°.
Here is my reading activity for the day
What’s the deal with snap? Do you think it’ll stay that low?
>>51181201Your god left you to rot,fag
>>51181168If oil goes to $300, party city and dollar tree will go bankrupt.
PPP loans were outright daylight robbery
>>51181104>responding to tripfags
>>51181236Also look at the WTI to Brent difference. It's $7 ffs, it should be a couple dollars at most.
>>51181087small businisses in europe will be obliterated and everything will be replaced by big corperations>want to get fresh bread?you have to go to your local amazon bakery, which can only be entered by amazon prime users>want to get a haircut?you have to go to BlackRocks n' Barbers but they will only cut your hair if you have at least bought one of their financial products>how about a freh coffee?sorry there is only starbucks now (15€ for a small coffee)>what about going to a nice family owned restaurant?closed because they couldnt pay the bills, its a fully automated mcdonalds nowI cant wait for this to become reality
>>51181238Pretty good, -3%, lost half 1/3rd of my salary today.
>>51181236>They activate the imported armyOh fuck dis gun be good.
>>51181238NOT GOOD I KEEP AVERAGING DOWN AND GETTING SLAUGHTERED LIKE THE PIG I AM>>51181245>cant see anythingdang
ASMB stock ladies!
>>51181238I miss having gains
la ultima trampa del toro
>>51181259The PPP loans were used to pay payroll. I gave my self a nice bonus and bought a boat because I did such a good job getting one.
NOOO WTF I DIDNT CLOSE MY SHORTS
>>51181236The Arabs and the Jews are friends now.Most likely they will bomb Iran.
bro i'm straight up not having a good time
>>51181259All of the bullshit that's happened in the last 5 years and you draw the line at PPP loans? Lmao.
RYCEY is going bankrupt right?
>>51181294la corrida del torro en el baggo
>>51181297this is why you dont edge to hentai near closing time anon
>>51181314>>51181314>All of the bullshit that's happened in the last 5 yearsOh God I bet I've forgotten so much.
>>51181296say hello to the IRS for me my dear insectlover
>>51181024>They won't take over because their capital costs are enormous.In the West, most of that capital goes into regulatory bodies. Japan and South Korea have cut most of the red tape and can get new nuclear reactors built in 3-4 years at a fraction of the cost the US or EU could do it in. Next time the US gets a Republican president, watch the DoE get gutted and SMRs get fast tracked. Eurozone is still completely fucked, doubt the EU will survive this decade, full on civil war and societal collapse is all that awaits.
>>511812781400s must've been fun.
>>51181219Looking at the thumbnail I thought this was Kenny Omega
>>51181259>actually believing the commies narrative on twitterdont do that
i told you about CRWDYou Knew What To Do.
>>51181338stay mad, non-essential wage cuck.
>>51181355I don't get it
>>51181238Uranium fever is spreadin' all aroundUp 7% today
Ok fuck this shit 4 real nigga
>>51181382Can you help me fill out this form Mr Baggot?https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf
>play around with Trading View while learning how to into le stonks>browse their user submitted screen/indicators section>see thisHow can I learn to utilize esoteric math and magick to make a profit?
Sirs I keep buying but line is going further down
>>51181389How many different drugs is this woman on
>>51181325nope, too many no work limey jobs to lose they will just stay a zombie co until germans invade again
>>51181328WTF GLOWIE I WAS LITERALLY DOING THAT EXACT THINGGET OUT MY DEVICE AAAAAAAAA
CHWY missed. Retail is dead. Tech is dead.If you aren't already short you're NGMI.
>>51181389seems like tranny mind warping and im not watching it
>>51181416i'm already under audit
>>51180684>QUICK>is anyone shorting CHWY into the close?no replies to thisyou guys are some stupid fucking niggers you know that
>>51181389hit the wall and she knows it. worst part is she knows its her fault and does this for some positive feedback... but it will never be enough- she knows and always will.
>>51181389How do I short women?
>>51181445i saw that post and shorted it but didnt bother replying
>>51181437>feeding pets when inflation and dip in semisno shit
Mumus celebrating when nasdaq was +2.6% higher in morning futures from here. When we just had a failed mumu rally fueled by call optionsNow: European energy collapse with financial markets straining. USA rates high and qt not even begun. China growth and financial straining at the seamsThis is with obvious to see lag effects from rates, housing bubble, STILL above 2019 demand for goods.You can see the trends and effects and know what is happening over a long time scale. Your rallies and buys euphoria is exit liquidity
>>51181440Don't go to prison for this, we need you here Baggie.
>>51181389Some women doing silly excercise/dance video that someone else decided to put a bunch of demoralising text over which has literally nothing to do with the video.
>>51181437Nice online catfood vendor
>>51181465go back to the reddit, we're gapping up tonight. fucking loser.
>>51181471>someone elsethat's not it
>>51181465Guess which economy will pick up the business that EU drops? That's right, China and USA. EU getting fucked is bullish for USA.
short ABNBthese fucking extra tacked on fees are out of control
>>51181535That video is some of the most fucked up cope I ever seen.
>>51181527Just the US, China is the next JapanThe next China is Vietnam
Powell is going to have minimal effect on inflation.Shrinking the money supply will not improve supply chains.By the time he capitulates he will have destroyed the economy.Melt up and crash.
>>51181535looks like that mistake lives rent free in her head
>>51181527China won't do shit because their country is collapsing.
>Nooooooooooo the mentally ill faggots we hired CANT make us look bad during an election year>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMan npr is a satire of itself. If there was a way to hedge for the fall of npr I’d ivest
>>51181543As some one who's been involved in multiple affairs. Seriously get over it. It's not my fault I got drunk and she looked pretty.
>>51181423Wait until the buffet index drops below 144%
>>51181542FedEx is fucking dreadful too. These cucks have my package delayed four times already and loaded it on the wrong truck and it had to be delayed YET THE FUCK AGAIN
>>51181437Pets.com tier bullshit
>>51181543You do realize 99% of women think like that,right?
>>51181580Infidelity's a sin, baggie.
>>51181543It's literally not her fault chud
>>51181423algos make pretty patterns but they are rug pullers and limit hitters by design so if your looking for an edge you're only gonna find it in upward drift (delta, inflation), selling theta, or long term macro/cycles. i guess you could make your own algo to trade their bs patterns but (((they))) don't like that
>>51181573that's exactly how war usually works my guy1 country collapsing, another not collapsing as bad. both countries have stuff the other wants, one country pulls the trigger and boom happy days for zoomers!
>>51181598Yes, but I choose to ignore it.
someone rang the bell and knocked on my door today with their hand over the peepholeim gonna get murdered aint i
>>51181238Good. +3.4%. The students are arriving at university for fall semester now. My god this is the sluttiest year so far and I have been working here 15 years now. Outfit du jour is spandex shorts, tank top, no bra. It's camel toe and nipple as far as the eye can see.
>>51181437I'm buying the dip tomorrow at open. Pet spending is a historically recession proof industry and all the "pets dot com" arguments are shit.
>>51181628In what city do you live?
>he bought the dip
Reminder if you haven't already -- buy as many long-dated puts on MPW as you possibly can. MPW is going to zero in the next 18 months.https://app.hedgeye.com/insights/120219-replay-everything-that-should-be-asked-on-mpw-s-call-but-won-t-be?
>>51181426i don't know if she's stoned, but she should be
>>51181640>the company isn’t profitable and was only convenient when the world was shut downNO ARGUMENTS HERE buy the dip>dipshit
>>51181640>Pet spending is a historically recession proof industryyea... so you can eat them...
>>51181389>>51181535>>51181610yes, yesgo forth femoidsgo forth and fuckthe fire rises
>>51181423lol time wasted doing TA is time wasted actually doing real research, keep TA basic as possible and focusing on Macro has made this a hell lot easier.
I want some T. What would be a good entry price? I'm thinking $16~
Anyone know nuclear stocks to get into, been looking to get my hands on some for the long hold.
>>51181609Well we used a condom so technically it wasn't even really sex.
Don’t forget the capital of Mississippi has no running water! And EPA says we knew it all along! Lmfao I love this administration so much.
i kind of want to book it and leave an upper decker in the toilet
What kind of fucking scam is BNED ?? I demand to speak to the jew !!
>>51181711>t. (Siggapox) faggot
I may have lost money today, true enough, but I did not lose as much as SIGA baggies, so I am happy.
>>51181734Excuse me I only have intercourse with XX biological women.
>>51181725At least if we do hit full societal collapse, Western society is full of fat fucks like this who would be easy picking for me and my possy of cannibalbros.
>>51181711how'd your vasectomy go brah? did she make you do it and then divorce your old ass?
>>51181722Man air b&b s are such scams now. Guess it got all corporate over the years instead of just random people renting houses
So with energy prices destroying Europe how much will it take for me to buy the entirety of a small European nation?
>>51181762>Not trying to impregnate every woman you have sex with T levels, Check em
Crude: +0.593MGasoline: -3.414MDistillates: -1.726MCushing: -0.599MWhat is this net of the SPR drain?https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1564712801913929729
>>51181695>condomyou should have just got her to admit that she would have sex with you at that moment then crank yourself off, no harm no foul
>>51181762I'm only 25.
>>51181671they had positive EPS for their last two quarters, nard ward. company is still convenient if you don't own a car.
>>51181769Fuck off Elon
I want some T(at&t). What would be a good entry price? I'm thinking $16~
>>51181053I live in the french alps, peak comfy. If its 38°C where I'm, I just take a city bus to the mountains where its at 17°C. Also no nigs or dune coons as they are all afraid of forest or mountain
>>51181769Here i was waiting for real estate prices to drop and now european nations are on the menu. I would like a small eastern one for me and the dogs.
>>51181640Too bad we're heading to a depression
>>51181785oof I'm 19 so yea old man you're fucked
>>51181769About 5 EV's with a full charge should do it.
>>51181815Intel at $32
>>51181760Idk I would make soap out of the fat ones and just pick the lean ones for food. Eating these monsters is probably really unhealthy
>>5118175150% have an std>90% show no symptomsAnd you think you are smarter than Snoop Dogg? >before you dig a bitch gotta find a contraceptive>you never know she could be earning her man> and learning her man>and at the same time burning her man>ain’t no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it
Netflix in France is pushing a new movie about how Muslim and Africans rise up and wage civil war against the evil, racist French for not keeping the power on. The message is to kill Whitey when the lights go out. Tick tock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O05PT6zbMGk
>>51181830The amount of far you could render from her carcass would probably keep a small family alive for a few years.
>>51180865Ok retard good luck picking the next microsoft
>>51181830>how does she wipe her asshole?
>>51181725their earnings are tomorrow right?
>>51181851>Muslims teaming up with AfricansYeah. And I'm the emperor of Rome.
>>51181816>Also no nigs or dune coons as they are all afraid of forest or mountainI live near the rockies and have noticed this too. It's bizarre. There are beautiful mountains an hour drive away and they never go. Only the Japanese and Chinese like the mountains.
>>51181846>And you think you are smarter than Snoop Dogg?Yes.>Boomer rap
>>51181829Buy orders set for 31.4, I doubt its going to stop at 32
>>51180787Best stocks or dividend paying things for a Roth?
>>51181865When it is In Regards to the French? We still haven’t forgiven them for pawning off their liberty statue on us. We had a bell, didn’t need a whole thing we gotta maintain forever now. >fuck the frogs
>>51181864>>51181852ok I'm done eating now
>>51181869>boomerGo zoom into the crypto pits. And don’t forget that condoms prevent stds which is getting more hazardous I hear
>>51181893AEM going to moon in a few months (peers cant compete) and it has a great dividend of 4%,
>>51181893i'm partial to SCHD, MO and BHP
>>51181656i dont think non-subscribers can see that link
>>51181918Doggystyle was 30 years ago.
>>51181851dubs and soros and schwab die next week
>>51180922Yes. Cases going down. That is literallly all you need to know.
>>51181862>she doesn'timagine the smell
What company makes the tranny drugs?
>>51181781Drawdowns less than expected. Extremely bearish numbers.
>>51181893Some anon on here said he had a book on divvies something like get rich with dividend stocks and was considering using it. Idk if he's had an update.
>>51181947>Cases going downLiterally wrong, cases are up 10% this week.
>apple deserves to trade at a multiple 50% higher than the market because... it just does ok
>>51181889Since I bought in I'm assuming we're going to 15$
>>51181972NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT ATOP
>>51181996Apple carries SPX
>>51181619Isn't that what caused the flash crash of 2010? The famous Cancel All order cancel all orders
>>51181862a reaching stick, obv>medicare for reaching sticks and wiping assistants when
so what happened today boys
>>51181972Glock used to... but the parent had to take it not the child. Interesting results from their trials- saved like 97% of kids.
>>51181816Moutain jew here. I also go to the other side and ride my car around. I prefer the swiss road tho
This SPX dump today was kinda lame. Did you feel any panic? I didn't. Bobos are reopening retarded shorts again just to get fucked
>>51181989Souther Decadence is coming, 300000 attending>>51181989
RISE UP URANIUM CHADS WE FEASTING
>>51181939It opened for me in incognito mode. I own 35 JAN 2024 $10 puts. I am fully convinced Steward is going bankrupt and therefore MPW is completely fucked.
>>51182055reality set ininterest rates are going to continue going upno pivot for you chuds
>>51182089what's the best uranium ETF you think?
>>51182104>reality set inNot yet- we get a big dead kitty next few weeks.
OH FUCK IT'S RED!!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY ASS IN THE MORNING!!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
realistically how high can they even raise the rates anymore at this point with how high our debt/deficit is?
>>51182129Who cares. Kamala will just do a dance in her stupid gay sneakers.
>>51182129>realistically how high can they even raise the ratesTHERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!!!
>>51182129They can raise it as high as they want. They literally answer to no one. If you're a business owner you should be firing your employees and stop doing so much business to get this shit over with.
I don’t respect anyone itt!
>>51182151They should just raise it to infinity so we never have to worry about the problem again. Damn, I'm smart.
>>51182175Shut THE FUCK UP mr Powell!
>>51182175JEROME POWELL, HIRE THIS MAN.
I really hate the stock market. It's so boring and you guys never do anything interesting. I mean seriously, all you losers do is post your waifu and shill the same crappy stocks like SOXL. Don't even complain about tripfags, because we're the ones keeping this general alive.
>>51182175if they raise rates to infinity, and just implement quantitative easing to get things moving again we're no better than the fucking commies.
>>51182129just raise taxes on the richhaha, easyBiden solves yet another problem>nobody has actually thought that far ahead
>>51182197fuck you Baggie, get out of the men's room and KYS
>>51182197you are a fake baggie
>>51182089Glowing green gains for the rest of the year and beyond
What the fuck, I just ate dinner a couple hours ago and now I'm hungry again. This market is making me crazy!
>>51181440prepare for double
>>511821294% or so, they have stated that but they probably will try to until something breaks like always.
>>51182104did it really? because my shorts on bonds still haven't moved significantly yet
>George: I pushed the wrong button.>Jerry: What button?>George: The button that said 'buy'.>Jerry: So?>George: 'With margin'.>Jerry: Ah.>George: It's over, Jerry. They're gonna call me because I won't invest in gay sex anymore.>Jerry: Oh don't be ridiculous. Who would rat you out?>Kramer walking in with a dozen men in suits: Yeah, it's the guy in glasses, fellas.
>>51181866Its like an innate fear. Perhaps as there aren't mountains/forest in dune coon land or mountains in subsahara africa there a genetic fear ingrained in them. Its like the theory of humans fearing human like things as there might've been a superpredator that looked/limitated us and hunted us.>>51181851 you just gotta go to the mountains and you are safe. Several frenchmen get standoffish, but when they hear my spanish accent(spic) and my way of talking(no nigger, zoomer, ebonic speech) they relax kek.
why is the stock market crashing?! my bags are getting too heavy! my ugly asian wife might leave me for a strong sexy black man again. what's the strategy at this point? do i short everything?
>>51182245Why you shorting bonds? How high bond yields you think they can go?
>>51181440Good prepare for double>>51182271I’m going to long my schlong down your insects throat
>>51180945>>51181087Cryptomining malware in your microwave.
>>51182089I wouldnt mund ESG so much if it was pro nuclear energy but I guess every country would effectively have nukes huh
>>51182300Baking, don't nobody else bake.
>>51182322don't bake i already baked
>>51182306>>51182289Bros it's a fake, you guys are falling for a fake!!! The real Baggie was short most the day, but hedged and went long at the last minute. >>51181129
>>51182322I already baked>>51175712>>51175712>>51175712
>>51182347Yeah, we know you're short.
>>51182368I'm technically long 40 calls bro...
>>51182303you can build/operate a nuclear power plant without it being a breeder reactor and making isotopes used for bombs
>>51182293I was shorting them at 3.2-10yr, got heem'd by 2.7-10yr. Shorted more and now even since that move my shorts have barely moved as options.
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>>51182060Nice car. I'm in geneve at the moment, it is fucking expensive here wtf. 3.8 francs for a Donut at dunkins at the train station. 20francs for a shitty sandwich/meal at burger king.
>>51182382I know you can but it's not like it hasn't happened before.
>>51182007JEPQ you faggot nigger
>buy into stocks and shares ISA around February this year>Down almost a month's salary end of AugustI am a retard and I am paying for an expensive lesson as to why it is stupid to buy in at one time rather than spreading over the months. Also trusting robo investor companies and being too lazy to do the investing myself. I might as well hold now, I'm not withdrawing at a loss.
Market breadth reflected the selling bias today. Decliners led advancers by a nearly 4-to-1 margin at the NYSE and a 2-to-1 margin at the Nasdaq.Every S&P 500 sector closed in the red with losses ranging from 0.4% (financials) to 3.4% (energy). The energy sector was in last place, by a wide margin, while energy complex futures sold off. WTI crude oil futures fell 5.5% to $91.60/bbl. Natural gas futures fell 2.6% to $9.06/mmbtu. Unleaded gasoline futures fell 7.0% to $2.53/gal. This comes after Bloomberg reported that the EU is set to meet its gas storage filling goal two months ahead of target. Also, European Commission President von der Leyen said that an emergency intervention is being planned to rein in energy prices.Reviewing overnight developments:The Conference Board's Consumer Confidence Index rose to 103.2 in August (Briefing.com consensus 97.4) from a downwardly revised 95.3 (from 95.7) in July. This was the first increase in the index in four months. In the same period a year ago, the Consumer Confidence Index stood at 115.2.The key takeaway from the report is that even with the August improvement in confidence, the Expectations Index remains below 80.0, which suggests the continued presence of an elevated risk of recession.options will be expiring on the 17th, then we have the FOMC meeting on the 20-21st. I dont think its going to be pretty, might go even harder into the shorts.
>>51181101The higher they rise, the harder they drop.