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>Basic Information
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
>Failure to deliver

>SEC 10-K Annual report
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions

>All other news/DDs/etc
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>51165071

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.


GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.


Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,182.452B, 98P = 22.270B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,205.188B, 99P = 22.275B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
>FY22 Q1 results
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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sneed hedgies

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sneed hedgies

>> No.51169781

kek hedgies

>> No.51169788

Pensions now officially backstop bad bets, OCC just made it so. Gamestop single stock etfs mixed with desirable ones are how they are going to get retail investors to hold the bag.
Undoubtedly these etfs will be packaged with other perfectly legit etfs, rated positively by moody's as a BUNDLE, and sold off the same way MBS's and CDO's were. Sold to pension funds across the nations. Municipalities will inadvertently buy into these, teachers unions will, STATES will, and this is how they un-fuck themselves.

Even if they don't get all of their shorts off their own plates and onto someone else's, if they can spread the liability then they can call for 'SAVE THE TEACHERS' and 'SAVE THE SMALL TOWNS' instead of 'bail out the hedge funds' which obviously won't play.

All it takes is the tiniest bit of exposure to pull this off, because shorts expose you to infinite losses. They have been trying to become 'too big to fail' for years now, surviving another day in the process, to get to a moment just like this. This wasn't their plan 'A', but it absolutely was their plan 'J'.

They are going to make these bundles so amazingly profitable that it will be hard to resist - They will be happy to offer large structured returns (as a percentage) to attract clients, because they KNOW that it's a small price to pay to spread the liability around.

They are going to sell these bundles as the perfect hedge against a market decline, because of their 'targeted short exposure' as a feature rather than a liability. And for every unsuspecting pension fund manager, or small town comptroller, these will seem like a godsend - a way to insulate their fixed budgetary obligations against a the market decline everyone fears is coming.

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Hedge funds are trying to scam normal people into paying for their talmudic tricks. If you work for a company that has a hedge fund, you need to set up a meeting with whoever is in charge of your pension and gently tell them that buying anything with a GME short inside is the same as burning all of the money in a furnace.

>> No.51169799

can anyone confirm?

>> No.51169803
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not my problem

>> No.51169806

But it could be the ETFs are just vehicles for kenny to do the periodic juggling of FTDs and price manipulation more easily and nothing more.

>> No.51169813

those etfs can’t even be active for another 75 days right? can they even make it to then?

>> No.51169825

im literally just copying and pasting posts from reddit

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>> No.51169835

We (I) am still looking into the exact verbiage. But a short ETF as per last couple months is not the same as the inverse equity ETFs of the norm (commonly called short ETFs in the past).

Unlike before, these new true short ETFs are actually composed of legit short positions and by purchasing the ETF you are presumably taking on a share of that liability, in contrast to how what were commonly (but incorrectly) called short ETFS before which I suspect function through a synthetic process to net the same inverse effect. You couldn't do a true 'short' ETF before the rule changes. And I presume those rule changes existed for a reason.

The only way to insulate the ETF buyer from infinite loss would be some language that creates a margin call firewall, removes mandatory buy ins, or instantiates some cash compensation equivalent. Each of which would be it's own can of worms because that fucks over the lender by heaping risk back on their plate that wasn't part of their original lending agreement without their consent. Which is also why it's a less likely possibility in my book.

"ETFs can only go to zero" is so 2021. Rules have been changing and you gotta keep up.

The reason why people will purchase this is either because:

A) They are sold on an inverse payout relative to the market to 'hedge' against a decline

B) The short ETFs are packaged in a bundle of other better looking prospects (to hide the cat shit) the same way shit MBS' were hidden inside CDOs and sold to the unsuspecting the same way.

>> No.51169844

I'm seeing a lot of "short" and "inverse" ETFs thrown around without any idea if there's a regulatory/legal distinction between the two terms. Inverse at worst goes to zero (like SOXL lmao).

>> No.51169848


Bros... Ryan Cohen wouldn't let this happen surely. He can stop this whenever he wants, yet he chooses not to. Curious

>> No.51169852


>You can only lose your investment
>The only disadvantage is that they aren't popular
Seems suspicious

>> No.51169853

So GMERICA is a bunch of jpgs that look like a gay indie game. GameStop must have invested tens of dollars into this!

>> No.51169858

Where'd you pasta that from? I can't find the actual underlying rule it's referencing.

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>> No.51169887

it could justbe the ETFs are just vehicles for kenny to do the periodic juggling of FTDs and price manipulation more easily and nothing more.

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So there's already a short ETF, but this is a NEW kind of short ETF that most people are going to get mixed up with the old short ETF and muddy the water when they go looking for information and find the kind of information I saw when I did my initial research, causing them to think that these time bombs are safe bets.

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The news came, narrative was fastly born. I doubt that they would be using it as to offload their short, BUT if they plan to do that, i would let them. How fucking bullish is that.
> nooooo, think of the teachers
> noooooo, normal ppl will be affected
> it will nuke the economy
>they cant keep getting away with this
ALL of that and i simply dont care.
I would let thousands die to get myself rich.
Fuck all of them, gonna get rich as fuck.

>> No.51169911

actually, no, they dont need sec approval according to this

>> No.51169950

Whats the point of them doing this then? So that these short positions can be transferred to entities that require long term capital stability - pensions (eg. teachers and municipalities)

Those entities are always on the lookout for funds and ETFs with good stable returns to put their money in. Unknowingly, they will be tricked into purchasing bundled packages that include GME shorts, effectively transferring liability off the hedge funds and onto them. This very sus ETF will be bundled with several other 'legit' looking ETFs and products. That 'package' will be sent to a rating's agency to get a AAA rating. And the unsuspecting will purchase it to ensure they have stable funds to pay municipal obligations (like teacher pensions) in the future.

In the end, MOASS won't just hurt the degenerate wallstreet gamblers, but without realizing it will kill teachers and small towns. That's the entire purpose of this.

ETFs were never able to include shorts until a few months ago. And at the time GME wasn't included in the first offering. But now we have the kill shot. GME shorts as an ETF.


- Short ETF allows them to trick teachers/towns into sharing liability

- Shared liability means it's easier to sell the public on a bailout to 'save teachers'.

- A bailout transfers all liability from the hedge funds to the american taxpayer.

- Hedgefunds get to walk away unscathed, the american people go into debt to pay you and my tendies.

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Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>> No.51169959

We may not have manufactured the collapse, but we’ll be the ones to profit from it and also the ones to take the blame. Friendly reminder to never tell anyone you made it from GME. Tell them it was DOGE or make up something else

>> No.51169968

If this is the case, and it isnt just another vehicle for them to do the periodic juggling of FTDs and price manipulation more easily and nothing more, I will be fucking disgusted by this and not nearly enjoy it as much

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>ETFs can literally just be made with cash and declared equivalent to a basket of stocks, pic related
>once these single stock ETFs exist they can be shorted which pushes down the price of GME
>there are NO LIMITS on ETF creation and therefore no limits on shorting (see XRT 1200% SI)
>ETFs can not be squeezed, ever, because new ones can be created as needed, out of raw cash
>the ETFs being created specify a cost basis for GME at time of creation, which means Citadel (the GME DMM) does not actually have to go out and locate shares to keep shorting
>ha ha share printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anyone who tries swing trading GME or these ETFs or playing GME options is going to lose their fucking shirt because Citadel now has TOTAL control of the ticker price, right up until they stop being able to locate the underlying for call execution or DRS. Expect the ticker to be red all the way through MOASS.

>> No.51169979

It’s not your doing, your just along for the ride. Use your newly acquired wealth to pursue these evil fucks and take them down if that’s what you want

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I uploaded a different image than I meant to, but I can't say it was a wrong image.

>> No.51169989

The point is to trick other people into taking their short positions. If they succeed, they don't NEED to kick the can down the road because the bomb isn't going to hurt them any more.

>> No.51169999

I want moon. Me want moon. Me wantie moonie.

>> No.51170002

>Friendly reminder to never tell anyone you made it from GME.
This was repeated a lot first half of last year. It needs repeating now. Tell nobody, say nothing. Flashy spenders paint a target on their backs, especially in a the recession par excellence things are headed towards. You show up with a fancy car and your neighbors report you to be swatted by the IRS shocktroops, or just regular swatted.

>> No.51170037

I dont care about the money. It will be nice to be rich, but I care more about normal people losing the product of the suffering of their entire lives because there was nobody there to protect them even though millions of people knew, and then those same people being made to pay for it from the taxes they will earn because retirement is no longer an option for them

>> No.51170064

All you niggas do in these threads is talk about literally nothing. Every week there’s new acronyms and characters and it leads nowhere. Garbage in garbage out. You hate the shills but also love them because without them it’d be so boring in here.

>> No.51170102

Stop trying to justify your the times you tried to fud for fun. Just say what you really mean
>I fud these threads like a retard and I would like for you guys to acknowledge my contributions as worthwhile
You add nothing, you get in the way of real discussion, and act as a deterrent for people who might have something to offer but are turned off by your autistic shit throwing

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You shall have it with those digits

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>> No.51170124

The only way to stop that is to spread the word that these new short ETFs are dirty bombs that will kill people in an unironic non-fedpost way because it will steal the future of millions of people and probably make them lose their jobs when their company is suddenly a billion dollars in debt.

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I'm white

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Do we even need more confirmation that we're right? These faggots are going to ruin poor and Middle class people to save themselves.

>> No.51170165

Honestly boys i don't care who or where someone suffers, as long as i get my big money im good. We deserve our inevitable wealth. It is ours by right.

>> No.51170178

india working overtime

>> No.51170211

/gme/ bagholder general

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There’s something in the air tonight bros. WAGMI

>> No.51170247

What “real discussion”. There’s only so much you can talk about finance. It’s boring shit man. Blah blah buy low sell high retard. You know I’m right. This week there will be a new set of acronyms you all spout and some new shill boogeyman and twitter screen caps. And then next week all that will becoming meaningless as you consume the new flavour of the week.

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Discuss my repeating integers

>> No.51170292

>It's boring
Tell me you're a 70 IQ Indian shill slave without telling me you're a 70 IQ Indian shill slave

>> No.51170300

what a loser, cry somewhere else

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Shills mad

>> No.51170317

I wish Gamestop developed games

>> No.51170331

I wish GameStop would MOASS already

>> No.51170340

Me too thanks

>> No.51170363

After moass i expect some of you at Altos Labs, you beautiful bastards

>> No.51170365

What? Only a 70IQ would think finance is some cool shit. Why do you think the field is dominated by brainlets? It’s inherently soulless. That’s why Indians and chinks go to the west and study it in droves so they can work at a nice office job and make 60k USD.

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what the...


>> No.51170386

They basically do. Just wait for the NFT games to come out on the marketplace

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checked moon quads. also kek chinkies

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>> No.51170451

>checks dot
I feel it too. I'm interpreting a WAGMI

>> No.51170454

tldw; you’re a n word (it’s nigger)

>> No.51170493

I realize I didn't say anything but I find the cope from the video to be hilarious when the news has been similar to what you mentioned for months and somehow there's no contagion spread across the world's financial system when a few trillion dollars is finally acknowledged as lost.

>> No.51170506

I simply do not care about the NFT marketplace.

>> No.51170543

Sometimes when I look at Beautiful Asian Women (BAWs) I worry one of you will go down the Evil Ghengis Khan route.

Not me, no. Definitely not for me. No no. Not all these Japanese women in a bankrupt country that will do anything for shelter. ANYTHING. We're responsible investors inside and out of the market. *Ahem*

Also, Kenny, my dearest ball-less boy...please deliver my $4.2 Quadrillion dollars, post-haste.

>> No.51170721

Look at it try

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really makes you think

>> No.51170812

wagwi me frens!
Still bussy playing dwarf fortress. Best game ever

>> No.51170818

I have suffered more than I ever thought possible because I never once compromised on my beliefs, and I always stood up for what was right no matter the cost. I say fuck whoever else Wall Street ropes in with this ETF shit and other related financial channels to broaden the moss impact.
When I worked in landscaping the old timers would call people who used the public mulch “spreadin the love” because the cost of “free mulch” was weeds in your mulch bed. Same shit applies here. Wall Street is “spreading the love” right now because they’re so successful and want retail and boomers and normies and npc’s to enjoy that success too!
Fuck em. Nobody ever stood up for me in life. No one has ever sacrificed for my benefit. I couldn’t care less where the money comes from. I don’t care about any of the socio-economic consequences of the GameStop short squeeze. Schools might lose money? Good. Schools suck. Hospitals might lose pensions? Maybe they can ask their suppliers to stop charging so much for insulin. City council might go broke? Oh, so they won’t be able to pay people to not fix potholes anymore?
None of this is my problem or even my fault. I just wanted to play video games but now even fucking Minecraft will ban you for calling someone a faggot. The social contract was broken long before I was even born, and the ones who did it act like I’m supposed to eat it up regardless.
I will NOT marry a woman my own age.
I will NOT go in the wage cage.
I will NOT wear a mask.
I will NOT get a degree.
I will NOT get the jab.
I will NOT sell my GME.
I WILL make millions of dollars off fucking GameStop.
I WILL buy farmland and sustain myself.
I WILL marry a cute and fertile young Christian lady.
I WILL spread the love of Christ.
I WILL pursue my own creative interests.
I WILL own everything.
and I WILL be happy.
Wall Street can do whatever the fuck they won’t I don’t care. Doesn’t affect me in the slightest. Because I hold GME. Direct registered actually. SNEED

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>> No.51170859

I couldn’t figure out how to build fucking stairs to descend y levels so I couldn’t get into it sadly. Do you recommend playing with tile packs, btw?
They can’t save themselves. I demand too high a price for a single share of my beloved GameStop stock for all of wall street to end up financially solvent. They could take every boomer’s pension and still would have to reach into their own pockets to pay me for my GME shares

>> No.51170921

double kek

>> No.51170943

no, I only play with ascii graphics
you can dig up/down (on the z-level) by marking and then move through z-level with < or <+shift

>> No.51170948

an* n word

>> No.51170949

>checks german market volume
yup, something is up

>> No.51170973

No like, building a staircase so my dwarves can start burrowing and living underground idk I’m currently filtered but someday I hope to be good at the game
I’m not gonna check please tell me what you see (don’t lie to me anon)

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Quintessentially based

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>mfw the hedgefunds turn the entire world into bagholders

>> No.51170994

you eighter hammer the staircase into the stone, and if there is no stone, you can build one with b>C>x
but yes, it is not an easy accesable game, I recogment the quickstart guide on the df-wiki

>> No.51171079

Screenshot ted thanks for the help
>kek baggies posting has gotten out of hand
>soon we will be able to go into the public and shout “kek baggies” and it will apply to everyone around us

>> No.51171082

WAGMI friend, go forth and be fruitful. Don't be a faggot version of Christian, be Latin mass ortho catholic or greek/Russian ortho.

>> No.51171162

As my favorite movie character uses to say: TO BED BATH AND BEYOND!!!!

>> No.51171169

Eastern Catholic Divine Liturgy attenders always get left out even though they are usually based as hell

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The deep state uses in-game chats to secure comm channels for ops

it's not that outlandish
people used to use runescape for xmr drug transactions before alternatives became more popular

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I'm in deep at work, can GME squeeze today please? Thanks

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I'm gonna join the infinity pool at this rate

>> No.51171277

Reddit needs to cool it with the indo-phobia.

>> No.51171283

relax anon they can't just go get everyb

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We aren't scared of Indians, we just find them rather distasteful

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Best be scared of them buddy, you living next to them.

>> No.51171348

I'm not eligible for gibs if I get fired, I'd have to find a new job quickly and that'll be quite a lot of stress

>> No.51171371

You should be applying for a new job every 6 to 12 months to maximize your earnings, obviously you only accept positions with a net gain on compensation

>> No.51171389

I love my job, if someone wants to let me go I have new employers messaging me multiple times a week offering wanting me to come work for them. Gives you a lot of leverage when you can just tell them "fine" when they stat acting up.

>> No.51171414

Just a thought, but hear me out WAGMI bros. Remember overstock and their nft? And, how they got into legal trouble because nfts didn't have anything to do with their normal business? What if gmerica is the way for RC to legally cover his ass before releasing an nft dividend?

>> No.51171418

nice dubs, why didn't HF's offload them sooner, or have they been doing it slowly over time over the course of several months so the market doesn't get too "volatile"

>> No.51171424

I've been there for 5 months, I think I'm overreacting but my boss just asked if I had something ready and I haven't even started it as I was working on something else, and my autism made me answer yes. I'll have to clear up the misunderstanding but somehow I think I'm going to get fired for that
I feel like I'm underperforming lately but that may just be my anxiety, like even if I'm good at my job, it's just so soul-crushing for me I'm always hoping for a way out like MOASS, I probably have ultra high cortisol levels and going to die 20 years early because of that

IDK why, but to me the linkedin messages I receive feel cheap, like if a company is good enough they don't have to do this sort of thing you know? FAANG don't do that of course, because they're prestigious enough

Sorry for blogposting anons but it's slow enough that I'm allowing myself to

>> No.51171444

I teach English overseas. Massive shortage of teachers because of covid. I make better money than wagies in the US and my cost of living is 1/3. It's rather comfy

>> No.51171451

What country? Do you need a degree?

>> No.51171461

Vietnam, and ya you need a degree to work legally here, but other countries you don't. You could feasibly get a job in Vietnam without a degree, but you would be doing visa runs every month which sucks. And you would be at the mercy of your company, which Asians will use to exploit you to no end.

>> No.51171474

Yeah screw that, I'll look into other places, any recommendations for more information or resources?

>> No.51171502

Do research on poorer countries is the only real advice, there will be less restrictions but also lower salaries. As long as you are white you can find something. Maybe cambodia or laos. Also those countries are less safe, its not likely you will get outright violently mugged (though it does happen) but watch what you drink or eat. Getting drugged is much more likely.

>> No.51171534

Alternatively you can buy a fake degree from a company that does quality ones. I know people in Vietnam that have those and are never questioned. But I don't know where to get them.

>> No.51171545

Good idea! I'm more than qualified to teach English whether I have a degree or not.

>> No.51171557

Ya its really not hard, especially the younger kids. You literally just do vocab flash cards, teach some basic sentence structure and play some games

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If hedge funds successfully make the common man eat part of the costs for this I'm blaming Ryan for it. This could all have been avoided if you'd stayed on the Wu Tang timeline.

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>Blame Ryan for the hedgefund stealing everyone's money.

>> No.51171579

Ok maybe retarded question here but, you must be able to speak vietnamese right? like how do you explain to a child what something is if you can't speak his language

>> No.51171593

They are mostly immersion classes where they don't want the kids speaking Vietnamese. For older students their English is usually good enough to teach alone, younger students you will have a Viet teacher with you to explain instructions and harder concepts in their own language.

>> No.51171622

Oh ok yeah I guess if you teach high school students it's totally ok
How is life there in general? You're friends with mostly expats or locals, what about "women"? (kek)

>> No.51171669

I live in Hanoi which is notoriously conservative and skeptical of outsiders, so most of my friends are expats. The women are nice, I get a lot of attention because of my blue eyes and white skin. But the "trad asian waifu" stereotype is mostly a myth. They will take care of you and treat you better than western women. But they will also shit test relentlessly and have no qualms about lying to you, then when you call them on it they act like you are wrong because of the whole "saving face" mentality of the culture where you are supposed to be docile and non combative even when someone is fucking you over and you know it. All in all I like it better than my life in the US but there are some drawbacks.

>> No.51171692

Does one blame only the bear when the boy wanders off into the alone woods? Cohen knows, likely better than we do, that he is dealing with absolute scum of the earth who would sooner burn the world down than lose $12. He won't take all the blame of course, but him allowing things to drag on this long is what's given them the time to implement this plan.

>> No.51171696

chill dude, we already won

>> No.51171726
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You just compared a company chairman not diving in front of bullets to save a bunch boomer retirement funds in a fake and gay dieing economy from a cartoon super villian supported by the US gov to boy getting mauled by a bear. Your shits all retarded.

>> No.51171740

We eating good today amc2chads

>> No.51171743

I think Cohen is playing it very safe due to the eventual congressional hearings.

>> No.51171774

And how.

>> No.51171825

[Sick Buckets on Standby]

>> No.51171904
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>Explain yourself cohen!
>Well I was told by all official sources across the board that there was no heavy short position on my company, so I decided to release this neat rocketship gif as a present to my stockholders to celebrate my NFT store launch
>Despicable! Absolutely despicable! Your honor this is clearly market manipulation and I demand this sick man be charged to the fullest extent of the law! Clearly he knew we were blatently lying about our massive illegal society-ending short position and released the dividend on purpose!

They better show these publically so I can watch them with a giant TV in 4K with an ironic bucket of AMC popcorn. I can't wait to see the kvetching

>> No.51171927

Yup, establish yourself as an NFT business, THEN release the NFT divvy. It could be the catalyst.

>> No.51171928

Honestly I want MOASS to drag on for as long as possible to turn these redditors into actual terrorists

We chaosmaxxing out here

>> No.51171931

What's going to be better; the Gamestop Senate hearings or the Chris Chan Court Case?

>> No.51171937

Kek I'm willing to wait forever just to see that.

>> No.51171950


Wise words, regardless.

>> No.51171958

>Chris Chan Court Case
This one for sure, it is the ultimate lefty sour pill.

You can either say it's legal as they are a transwoman (female) pissing off women or you can say that it is just a man in a dress (man) and illegal pissing off trannys.

>> No.51171981

Are we in the endgame llike finally endgame not like the troll posts the last year ?

>> No.51171988

Endgame of Chapter I, Prolong of Chapter II

>> No.51171993

God damnit i want to retire with my millions already
God fuckign dmanit

>> No.51172013
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You won't have to wait as long as you think. Pretty much all of the non-4chan internet is censored and yet I still see little memetic nuggets leaking through the cracks everywhere. Reddit is currently looking for Roths and even the pozed news has started admitting the vaccine is killing people. The face-heel turn will be sudden and harsh when it finally snaps.

>> No.51172016

Honestly, while I don't think chinas going to burn down overnight, saying it's going to be more or less what the same as what happened with Japan seems to be downplaying it. That and not all of this shit is government kicked off, the refusal to pay mortgages for stagnant construction projects certainly wasn't.

>> No.51172023
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It's still fucking bullshit that you can't just set up a non fungible dividends to fuck shorts. It's like getting grounded for fighting back the bully.

>> No.51172045

Yeah it's pretty delusional to think that the two are equivalent, poverty (as in real, horrible poverty) is still massive in parts of China. They're not going to stagnate in the same way at all.

>> No.51172073

Apparently the guy on Reddit that was fear mongering the new, single stock short ETF's has recanted his earlier statements about the ETFs containing actual short liability. This defeats the idea that they could be insidiously placed into people's retirement plans and bankrupt the rest of America. Tbh it seemed super far fetched so I'm glad it seems to be false.

>> No.51172083

Vie Cong and r/aznidentity resident here, gotta say you English teaching faggots preying on East Asians' insecurities is absolutely pathetic but since we are in this together against the Jews I guess we're cool.
Regarding the women, trad asian waifu is not a myth. You gotta stop picking them up on Tinder or around West lake area anon. Those broads come to you for status and to get back at their friends/exes/daddies, i.e. exploiting you as much as you are exploiting them. Better luck finding trad white waifu famalam

>> No.51172220

First of all:
>Admitting you use Reddit
Second of all it's your own damn fault for being insecure and not thot patrolling your own women. At least tell me you're not a Josh Luna fan.

>> No.51172227

I dunno why you'd take exception of his post as he didn't say anything that didn't match reality?

>> No.51172338

30% today

>> No.51172372

Which way?

>> No.51172415

I don't prey on anyone faggot. I don't have to, they come willingly.

>> No.51172449
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Debunked by user/moderator half_dane actually.

>> No.51172519

I really hope people eventually figure out who this asshole is.

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so, we soon enter the hot phase
who is ready for the 26th of sept.?

>> No.51172625

>it absolutely was their plan 'J'
what did he mean by this?

>> No.51172642

was just my attempt at being jokingly retarded. I don't think anyone in this general browse aznidentity, not even ironically nor the jeets
I'm just defending my trad waifu's honoru famalam. Also that guy coming to an almost homogeneous backwater society, exploiting his Western origin to gain easy money and status, while expecting anything beyond similar lowest common denominator individuals, is kinda funny to me
t. Andrew Tate

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>This has been Deboonked because le heckin wrinkle brain said so

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thank you for your undying service to the community, half_moth

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>yfw gamestop is keeping the dollar from crashing
You guys are doing more good than you think.

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>> No.51172925
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Run down hedgies in the streets of new york

Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!

>> No.51173040

Bbby will be 200% on the month today
Gamestop baggots are red. Ahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.51173104

I still don't understand what PhD told you this would work.

>> No.51173112

Late night WAGSO

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>> No.51173152

Check the chart faggot. Keep up your schizophrenia. It's not even sorta working out for you dumb fuck. Stupid fuck red baggot. Ahahahaha

>> No.51173174

I've never not been green in gme and now I'm making money on bbby how is it not working out for? What are you holding?

>> No.51173175

man you switched ID to early no rupees for you today

>> No.51173189

Remember the "Institutional sell-offs" last week?
Yeah, pension funds.
Funny thing is, all that GME was replaced 1:1 with RTX (Raytheon), which was trading in the $90s. Really activates the almonds.
>Except Wyoming
They kept 20 GME. Fucking chads.

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>lol kek
Uh oh Pajeets

>> No.51173450

Where are we setting our stop losses boys?

>> No.51173461
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So these guys are scum. Can't close their positions so they package them for a loss and have others hold their toxic liabilities. Well, I still want my money. Fuck you, pay me. WataME did nothing wrong!

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>> No.51173510

The concept is not debunked at all. It's only debunked as another shorting tool. What it is however is more nefarious, to offset their bad bets to others.

>> No.51173546

Where is everyone?

>> No.51173552


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gm frens. did u hear that today is the day?

>> No.51173627

So CNBC spent 10 minutes calling GME holders conspiracy theorists?

What the fuck was that all about?

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>> No.51173657

If it drops 50% down to $500,000,000 I'll sell my whole stack

>> No.51173748

Checked, I've thought the same thing a few times, like... Are we the early warning that rights the course of the timeline, just with the power of patience and the willingness to say "no?"
Is the sheer inertia of our infinite weight in the financial universe allowing for moves and tactics heretofore only extant in the scribbled notes of mad economists?
Does all money now, by the very laws of the market, inexorably gravitate towards our pockets?

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Still comfy holding
wagmi frens


>> No.51173818
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>Does all money now, by the very laws of the market, inexorably gravitate towards our pockets?

>> No.51173871
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We are slurping up the market's liquidity through a giant straw.

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thats enough money to buy an entire Wendies and get infinity tendies every day!

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I want to see all of the Wall Street cunts get fucked.

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>> No.51173929

i've never seen this until today
remember when melvin capital tried to play the antisemetic card?

>> No.51173954

Ah yes, cnbc covering - let me tell you about my time covering the Connecticut National Ballroom Clap-show for my unpublished independent magazine, The Coverings. Give me a second to fish out the article

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I've never seen most of these, did the ADL make their own happy merchant edits?

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Funny how much effort they go to trying to debunk these things. If they were indeed baseless and outlandish conspiracy theories, wouldn't they just be ignored? Instead they have to adamantly insist what is right and wrong...

>> No.51173991

Why is our stock so unsuccessful compared to stocks like BBBY, /gme/?

>> No.51174002

If only I had sold all my GME and bought BBBY, I'd be retried now.

>> No.51174014

yeah ive never seen that meme and iv e been here since the beginning. i didnt even know there were GME telegram groups.

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they shout and scream while they make the meme

>> No.51174021

You can't sell something you never owned.

>> No.51174036
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anon the reason we are in this to begin with is that (((they))) sold stocks they didn't have

>> No.51174103

hilarious that you do the nazi larp jew brackets around (((they))) while posting a picture of a man named Kenneth Griffin.

>> No.51174105

Don't care who loses as long as I win.

>> No.51174114

wtf where is everybody?

>> No.51174119

while simultaneously rallying behind a man named Ryan Cohen.

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>> No.51174140
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The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

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the ETF news makes it all ok. no need to comment on any price action yet. its all fake gay and jewish

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I don't know how anyone ever thought a society where a small percentage of the people could brazenly sit at the top hoarding all the resources while putting in none of the work could ever be sustained. They really fucked it all up big time.

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let me make sure i have a proper recap
>hedgies have somehow managed to pass the bags to normies
>GME will break systems

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Viet donger, how much are you making? I have an associates in liberal arts and am going for teaching degree in the states. 2 more semesters left. Actually worth looking into? I spent a month there and definitely would consider if the pot was sweet enough.

>> No.51174227

Look at you losers completely tied to spy. Holy fuck nice drs count baggots its doing literally fucking nothing ahahahaha

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>> No.51174256

GME at $5 by EoD

>> No.51174261

I am going to blow my brains out

>> No.51174272

Been wondering the same, general is so slow and quiet all of the sudden. Baggie bots turned off?

>> No.51174273
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I will buy 1,000 more shares at $5

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Debunked by the guy that started the rumor

>> No.51174282

>DRS half the float
>price goes down
Interesting. Luckily we all know better than to trust our own eyes. Hedgies are fucked and their money is now ours if we just hold. lol

>> No.51174290
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Hedgies using swaps today, look at the correlation here. Digging themselves into a digger hole into at least two majorly shorted retailers at once. Stupid fucks.

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>Price still not going below $30
Well I'm fucking waiting.

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I'll be damned if this isn't the most veridical image every posted to this god forsaken place.

Also >wagmi

>> No.51174346

There's a gap at $29, might be superstition but I think they signal their long and short term price targets with gaps.

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>> No.51174363

They won't fail a margin call until the very end, They will pull the spring back and make shares $12 each before they finally blow up. Seeing the price fall this much is a good sign. Anything to stay alive, like being on a ladder that leads above to a burning boat, or below into the frigid waters. They have no where to go.

>> No.51174380

Idk I think they're focusing on BBBY at the moment and trying their best to keep it from exploding before tomorrow AM. The big thing here is that they're gonna have to cover/close the swaps they've opened today very very soon when t+16 happens for BBBY which will cause GME to absolutely tear into the stratosphere

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>They will pull the spring back and make shares $12 each before they finally blow up.
Sweet Jesus I would slurp so fucking hard at $12

>> No.51174430
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I would too. Unfortunately I think they to be physically stopped so they can't just keep making this problem worse. If they just fessed up to the extreme levels of fraud and admit that the problem cannot be unwound via market forces we can all move forward to the negotiation phase.
Checkmate hedgies.

>> No.51174471

T+13 regsho for bbby is 9/2 and t+35 for gme splivvy is 9/8 for anyone who needed to be reminded.

>> No.51174509 [DELETED] 

we're down again, who would'v40dhdwe thought?

>> No.51174537
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most stable $30 stock.

>> No.51174569

Shills unnaturally quiet today considering we're red

>> No.51174611

Yesterdays thread in ah was one of the weirdest ones I think I've ever seen in this saga. It felt like all the glowniggers were attacking each other. Boyardee acolytes in every direction, esl jeets screaming about drs and even some 45 cringe posts.

>> No.51174624
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Can the shorts manage to get the price low enough to trigger my 10k buy order at 30$? Will the long 'tutes manage to big dick it above that number all day long? Will Kenny do a flip when this is all over?

Find out on this episode of BAGGIE BALL Z

>> No.51174637

Ok skizos give me copium. What's the most super sayan bull thesis for the next few weeks?

>> No.51174639

The quietest I have ever seen this place. What does it mean? Is it over? Or is it about to begin?

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>> No.51174673

I really don't know how easy it's going to be for them to to get it below $30. Also of course Ken's gonna do a flip. Right on a train track just like that Volkswagen shorter guy.

>> No.51174682

It unironically happens within the next 2 weeks

>> No.51174686

...But it was at almost $50 2 weeks ago..

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AEVA chads

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huh?.. 4 more.

>> No.51174726

cool.. i just bought 8 more.. still doesnt change the fact that it was at 48 2 weeks ago..

>> No.51174729

I'm fine with getting a few less shares and having to move the buy order to higher than 30$, I just think they'll be able to push it down that far even briefly. We'll see. And of course he's gonna do a flip, I for one cannot wait to see security camera footage of it happening.

>> No.51174737

Thanks, just bought, mr. one (1) thing.

>> No.51174746

idk wtf youre talking about but ok?

>> No.51174773


>> No.51174807

Anyone notice a pattern of what happens whenever gme get pushed down with the rest of the market? I'm calling it now tomorrow will be a +30% day. Also where all the bag kekkers? You think they'd want to gloat on a red day.

>> No.51174848

Of course you don't. Lol.

>> No.51174850

i dont think there will be any more 30% days. more likely it will rise 1000s of % pre or after market.
source: a juicy fart
(amost oily)

>> No.51174893

BBBY went from +8% at open to -4% right now, what did they mean by this?

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>> No.51174912

I'll take it.

>> No.51174920

Ryan, we could really use some help buddy

>> No.51174923

you are retarded, Vietnamese girls regularly have one night stands with western guys even when they have Vietnamese boy friends. I can show you screenshots of girls telling me they are willing to meet up even though they have a boyfriend if you really want. Your women are just as whorish, just with a facade of innocence, stop coping. Since the market is open I am gonna leave it there, come back tomorrow if you want proof.

>> No.51174934

sorry, didnt bottle.

>> No.51174956

I took what was easily a 4lb shit this morning the second I woke up, almost WAGSO'd my bed. Incredibly bullish signal for the market and for GME.
Tomorrow is payday and they want me to buy even more of it and GME and are dipping the price thusly, and I thank them for their service.

>> No.51175020

>idk wtf youre talking about but ok?
kek the absolute state

>> No.51175042

Seen spy lately? Kek

>> No.51175056

Lmao kek crypto baggies

>> No.51175087
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SPY futures were supposed to be green today?

>> No.51175104

I am so fucking bored with this endless crab. Fuck you chobani for abandoning your shareholders.

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333 more shares have been acquired to be DRS'ed, thanks hedgefucks ;)

>> No.51175120

They did it. Under $30.

>> No.51175122

Under 30 baggies, just 2 more weeks

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I'm so comfy bros

>> No.51175172

Wow Its only Tuesday. Kek spyggots and Kek crypto baggies.

>> No.51175183

ahh fuck my buy orders triggered

>> No.51175188

Check again dumbfuck. Ahahahahahaha

29.90 USD -22.40 (-42.83%)past year
>29.90 USD -22.40 (-42.83%)past year
29.90 USD -22.40 (-42.83%)past year

>> No.51175199

kek same

>> No.51175204

i taught a somali to speak norwegian when I was 9, you can teach an asian to speak english without them knowing anything

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why on earth would you do that?

>> No.51175234

I still can't believe they allowed for a literal infinite money glitch to happen and now are beholden to their own rules or else we end up with a revolution.

>> No.51175243

every time I buy now my cost average jumps way lower than it should..went from a $32.65 average to a 27 average off 9 buys today all at 29-30. wtf?

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It's going to be on a Wednesday, isn't it.

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I dont notice anything

>> No.51175301

How is this thread so dead? Where are all the shills, too? Has it ever been THIS quiet?

>> No.51175318
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i just buyed 3 shares at $29.88

>> No.51175325

Part of that was because boyardee was flooding on at least 3 ids

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When are the plungies going to let this market die already?

>> No.51175352

So you turned a pirate into a Viking?

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Sometimes they fail to show up, usually happens right before we launch something. Marketplace launch day and dividend launch day were both like this right before they released. It all goes extremely quiet. We all know Gmerica launches soon, I'm just going to predict it's today because of the lack of hedjeets.

>> No.51175388

If you haven't already made peace with the reality of sentient funko pops you're not ready wagmi.

>> No.51175390

so how will you guys set the world on fire with your money?
>be me
>make biggest MLK movie ever
>Never been such a movie with so much money thrown at it
>Everything will be according to the story
>except mlk will be a huge white guy
>and every police harrassing niggers will be black
>while white police tries to help niggers

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i have so many shares now

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>> No.51175432

we mucho red

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cant wait for gme announcement

>> No.51175453

Anon what timezone did you cap this from

>> No.51175471

he was my attack dog
Id just point and say attack and he would jump them, throw them to the ground, big ass rock in his hand looking at my eyes waiting for me to nod "yes" to kill them
he was literally from the jungle
until I befriended him, he and the other somalis would keep to themselves and have rock fights, he was the topdog somali and I was topdog in my class so it was a good friendship. I fought with older guys all the time, would get jumped by 2-3 people as soon as I started winning (didnt win everytime)
then when I got my somali dog it was my time to shine
only way for somali dogs to respect you is if you win a fight against them. I won everytime beause I had to use dirty tricks to win against older guys, and he could never prepare for my tricks.
Id go for his eyes the first time, then he would protect his eyes the second time and I would knee him in his dick

>> No.51175506

You're a bong aren't you

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>>51169955 Checked
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>> No.51175543

What is Gmerica going to be? It just looks like nft art from what they've released.

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Just woke up. Where all the shills at?

>> No.51175560

You can pinpoint everytime i slurped on the yearly chart, pretty sureal when you think about it.

>> No.51175568 [DELETED] 

>GME way down
>The hottest trendy distraction way up
They're basically just admitting it.

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uh no i cant actually

>> No.51175613

Had that happen to me once. Used a urinal at college and brapped. Didn't think anything about it. Went to class, sat down in the second from front row, felt my pants were wet. I reached under me and touched my jeans' butt and my hand came back absolutely covered with mucus like slime. I quickly left, changed pants which were soaked through with more fishy smelling slime than should have been able to escape with a urinal fart, and spent the next couple of hours dying inside because I know the whole class saw me and knew what happened.

>> No.51175626

Literally said he was norwegian.

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Just bought 3 due to this delicious dip.
1 in fidelity, 1 in CS, and 1 in Robinhood. Yes that's right. I'm a degenerate and I like to gamburu. Sitting comfy at xxx shares in a 50/50 split between Fidelity & CS.

If the pump engineers can wait until payday I will continue slurping. This isn't a threat, it's a promise.


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>> No.51175727

Off by one day, but yes, bullish.

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>> No.51175753

It's kind of lonely in here without shills.

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My plan is to use my newfound free time to become a world pool champion. After that, I’ll probably just do the same thing but with chess. Then I’ll use my newfound fame to become an acclaimed author. Write chess books and pool books and books about willpower and motivation. At some point I’ll probably write some fiction under a pseudonym. I’d also like to get into game development. I’m not interested in getting into coding and stuff, but I could come up with the concepts and scenarios and hire a team to work with me. Last thing: I may at some point be interested in writing some music, but I’m not very musically talented. I can play guitar but I can’t write music worth a shit. Maybe once I’ve got some more life experience under my belt I’ll feel more inspired

>> No.51175800

>*dies from heroin overdose two weeks after moass

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>champion of chilling in a pool

>> No.51175847

I only drink and smoke weed (on occasion). If anything it will be liver failure, but hopefully I can get my drinking under control if I’m going to be playing pool every day. Gotta stay sharp

>> No.51175853

I plan on using my money to fund my living expenses, then I'll full time game dev, I'm working on a game right now, then with that funding I'll do another project in a different, slightly larger domain.

One thing is if you want to be a rennaisance man, you have to be an artist first. People will respect a business of an artist, but they won't respect the art of a business man

>> No.51175864

Lol no. I didn't even take my first drink until years later.

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>> No.51175873

I'm loving this delicious dip. The next milestone in the GME saga is DRSing 100% of the float, and possibly there is some breaking point between now and then. But who cares. We want GME as cheap as possible so DRS speeds up.

>> No.51175891

>Game dev
Bruh, you and me both. I have a novel series I am writing and want to set a game in its world.

>> No.51175899

Oooooo wow that happened months ago. When is it going to impact gme? Never? Cope harder

>> No.51175937

shills have been deployed to the bed stock

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Threaded, frens!


>> No.51176070

>One thing is if you want to be a rennaisance man, you have to be an artist first. People will respect a business of an artist, but they won't respect the art of a business man
I see myself as more of a problem solver than an artist. I operate best when under constraints and given a certain goal. This is why I’m good at games and stuff. Art not so much. I can write, but I don’t have any good ideas. I could write nonfiction stuff no problem, but my creative goals feel like they’re a long way off

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>> No.51176161

Go sneed yourself

>> No.51176744

OK I get it, but maybe he just wants to travel and learn about someplace new, not exploit the people. I've considered teaching abroad and that would be my intent, I'm already married anyway.