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>> No.51167862

>>51167829
yes, he knocked on my door trying to sell me some linked chains. I know a scam when I see one

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>> No.51167944

SN = SN

>> No.51167973

>>51167829
I heard this guy eats Doritos by the bushels and drinks soda by the barrel.

>> No.51168182
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>"Today we have a very special guest joining us today for Home Cooking, please welcome Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink!"
>[canned applause]
>Sergey waddles on stage wearing his trademark flannel shirt
>"Great, thanks uh thanks for having me"
>"Sergey Nazarov, of course, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous "Oracle Man" from a once Dark Horse Cryptocurrency solving a problem that many commenters at the time said did not exist"
>"Yes, yes that's true Mary-Anne we at Chainlink had humble beginnings and one of the fundamental strong points that a small two man start-up can have is a solid community out there that understands the type of work we are doing and supports the vision that we at Chainlink have for the Blockchain ecosystem and for the larger world out there."
>"Sergey, is it a pleasure to have you here today to show us how you cook when you're not developing Decentralized Oracle Networks or DONs as they came to be known to every household around the world. Now everyone interacts with a DON and, in fact, many people, the viewers at home and in the audience, could not imagine a world without Chainlink DONs, how does that make you feel?
>"Great, ya great I think it's great that many people took an interest in truth and decided to find out where their data is coming from and how consuming the right kinds of data pushes us as in a society beyond trusted brand based promises into a trustless state as close to truthfulness as I think is possible given the current technology we have and [sergey pauses to catch his breath) and human nature and the many other problems we have in the world today"
>"Excellent just excellent Sergey it is always a marvel to listen to you speak about these matters. What do you have for us today?"
>"Today I am going to show the viewers how to cook a Big Mac with just the ingredients you have a home..."

>> No.51169615

I thought I did...

>> No.51169636

I think he works for AVAX? He's an albino turkroach.

>> No.51170249

>>51167829
Why has nobody ever made a coup at Chainlink Labs?
He seems so weak and soft as a leader, any ambitious man could overthrow him with some tactics

>> No.51170265

>>51170249
the attempted couper would get anally destroyed

>> No.51170272

>>51170249
Imagine if Chainlink actually went to 81k or 100k fuck it even 1mk. He would be the king of philosophers

>> No.51170346

>>51167829
Yea he scammed me once

>> No.51170502

>>51167829
>Do you know this man?
Yes, your honor. That is Satoshi Nakamoto.

>> No.51170529

>>51169615
Based.

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>>51167829
It's Charles's friend

>> No.51171772

Yes he betrayed me

>> No.51172938

>>51171667
I always knew Sergey was around 6’4-6’6, but I didn’t realize Charles was such a manlet too

>> No.51172949

>>51167829
yea thats the reincarnation of pythagoras

>> No.51172973

>>51168182
Holy kek

>> No.51173002

>>51167829
His face looks like it is saying "I need to poo."
But the real question is would you suck him off? Even realer question would you suck him off ass he is pooping?
>Well would you blumpkin?

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Father