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>> No.51164380

LAWDY

>> No.51164384

green week

>> No.51164398
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SIGA sissies waiting for a re-entry point, see picrel and make of it what you will
$16 is the bottom

>> No.51164406

https://youtu.be/FrM5O0Tgyek

>> No.51164424
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Well, stocks came out pretty flat in this week's opener, coming off an absolute blowout to finish the prior week. What will the rest of this transition from August to September hold? Tune in tomorrow to find out (don't believe futures).

>> No.51164426

Battery stocks?
Lol anon that’s going to zero.

>> No.51164444
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>>51164398
Not convinced yet. Where is the catalyst? Is there news coming soon? Is there a big outbreak among straight people or among kids that we're not hearing about?

>> No.51164450

>>51164384
bitcoin, nasdaq and dow have all hit nice even numbers and are going to edge us until we can't bear it any longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4CAlyuvXdU

>> No.51164466
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>>51164444
Impressive.very nice

>> No.51164476
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I just want one green day. just one

>> No.51164488
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>>51164450
>dub

>> No.51164489
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BYND has Weird Market Structure.

Unlike many ShitCos out there...I don't think there is any investment thesis for Beyond Meat?

Yet...with debt, negative GM, declining trends and liquidity, it still trades at ~500% over "intrinsic" because high short interest & tight float.

Hm.

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Imagine not going all in on cheap Halloween Decorations and affordable naughty nurse costumes. Imagine telling your child you couldn't afford the paw patrol cupcake liners because Amazon is charging an arm and a leg. Imagine, just imagine

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>>51164444
Checked
Search "monkepox + school district", schools just started last week and parents are already being notified of positive cases across multiple school districts in multiple cases

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>>51164476
we had like a month and a half of green days

>> No.51164506
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51164506

What's your portfolio looking like?
60% SQQQ
30% UNG
10% Cash so I don't get margin called

>> No.51164508

>>51164476
Just be a Bobo, then most days will be green for you

>> No.51164509
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>>51164497
Yep, and now they're gone

>> No.51164512

>>51164490
I WON'T BUY PARTY CITY DON YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FUCK

>> No.51164513

>>51164496
meant to say in multiple *states

>> No.51164531

>>51164506
100% Energy until today, not 100% cash

>> No.51164546
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>>51164506
70% PRTY 36k
30% BNED 10k
>>51164512
I will shill party city so cringe worthy that no one will want in

>> No.51164550

>>51164521
Oh lol, ok you got me. This is the one I bought though https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/rei
They make oil and stuff. I don't know, I put $20k in it since they made lots of money last quarter.

>> No.51164555

>>51164506
25% cash
50% energy stocks
25% garbage

>> No.51164556

CMRX did a little something today. Gonna have a $3 floor in about a month or two.

>>51164489
People pile it because it might have a short covering rally. Simple as

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>>51164509
Yeah, it was wild how Friday torched weeks of gainz.

>> No.51164560
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>futures

>> No.51164567

>>51164546
Party city is basically an oil stock with all the plastic.

>> No.51164573

Look at VVIX.

>> No.51164575

>>51164450
>>51164450
>...are going to edge us until we can't bear it any longer.

key word bear

>> No.51164588
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>>51164468
PRTY chads rise up

>> No.51164594
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>utes

>> No.51164603
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>>51164573
buddy the vvix computer

>> No.51164607
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weak green futures, we continue the dump tomorrow. get ready for another -2% day every day for the rest of the year

>> No.51164616

>>51164573
I did earlier, it was dropping yeah?

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>>51164607
>-2%
Circuit breakers on wednesday

>> No.51164659

>>51164489
can someone explain to me how come there is so many fast food chain that sells the exact same thing in the US?

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>futures
phew good thing I didn't buy back soxl yet

>> No.51164677

>>51164659
The burger is our national meal.

>> No.51164687

>>51164666
Didnt think satan would buy soxl

>> No.51164693
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>>51164506

%90 energy stocks
%9 bags
%1 cash

>> No.51164714

>>51164490
wait... are you the same poster who came for my throat initially when I first posted about PRTY?

something about how you're "happy I'll go away once I lose all my money on a meme like PRTY"?

>> No.51164729

>>51164506
80% QCOM
15% SOXL
5% NXPI

>> No.51164734

>>51164659
They don't sell exactly the same thing. There's a few national chains with different strengths and weaknesses, and a bunch of regional chains that have their own specializations. Local ones tend to be more premium while bigger chains tend to be cheaper.

>> No.51164739

>>51164659
because we have mcdonalds monday, wednesday whataburger, friday five-guys, etc. we like to mix it up. i probably eat 5-6 burgers a week, excluding breakfast burgers.

>> No.51164742

Reminder that ETH is up 8% in one day and BTC 3%+. Reminder that equities have no intrinsic value, but that cryptocurrencies are a store of value in an immutable global ledger that can't be inflated away by panicking governments through fiat generation.

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>>51164742
Cryptobaggie.

>> No.51164762

>>51164573
>https://gcpdot.com

>> No.51164774

>>51164742
Meds.

>> No.51164801

>>51164734
>There's a few national chains with different strengths and weaknesses, and a bunch of regional chains
ah ok, so they mostly stay out of each others territory so they can all coexist

>> No.51164820
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Spy sub 400 tomorrow

>> No.51164825

>>51164506
10% UVXY puts
90% cash

>> No.51164869

>>51164801
>they mostly stay out of each others territory
eh, not really
you'll see a 'restaurant park' or a section of highway where all the fast food chains will be located
not unusual at all to see a wendy's across the street from a mcdonalds, or in a shopping mall multiple burger places within the food court
the more regional chains have more sway with locals, eg. in n out on the west coast, they never have to worry being located near a mcdonalds, people will always go to the in n out regardless

>> No.51164877

>closed shorts 5 minutes from close
>it kept dumping into close
>could've made another chunk of change if I had closed right at 4 PM

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>>51164398
It's kind of a moot point the way I see it.
We were early before and saw in SIGA what the market hadn't seen yet.
Now we're not. Everyone is aware of the circumstances surrounding SIGA so, unless you want to guess at where cases are headed, you're not seeing anything that's not stupidly obvious based on currently available information.

If the bull thesis pans out, there is almost no point trying to time the bottom exactly imho, because the thing will go to $35-50 at least, but it won't do it in a day. As long as you're watching it daily, you'll see a catalyst fire off before all of the price action dies and can buy pretty much risk free given that (1) we've done DD to death on this stock so we know what we're getting into, (2) none of us are slinging around more than 6-figures at a time, which is fucking peanuts.

All you really have to do is buy volume -- look for something other than the fake/gay pump/dumps. Sustained uptrend on significant volume that lasts over fucking 15 minutes past market open.

Retail is still selling off and institutional buyers are still accumulating. No reason to bleed because of impatient memesters that slowly exiting because they're not seeing +%15 per day indefinitely.

This is assuming you sold above ~$20...... you did set a stoploss to at least keep your 2x.... right?

>>51164489
Seeds are straight up fucking faggotry. Get that shit off of my burger. So is too much sauce.

Whataburger, In n Out, and Wendy's are the only things that look edible on that entire list.

>> No.51164900

>>51164659
Its a big market, its the same as most of them. You have big chains that have a huge market share, with lesser companies having a smaller share and so on to viscosity.
It shouldnt suprise you. The US has 300+ million people, and the continent is considerably bigger than Europe. So a big market spread over a large space. Plenty of cracks for new chains to grow

>> No.51164902

>>51164607
God I hope so. Dems need to lose in November.

>> No.51164918
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>>51164879

>> No.51164921

URANIUM
U
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UEC
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>> No.51164933

>>51164900
>So a big market spread over a large space. Plenty of cracks for new chains to grow
Yeah but I would still have expected 1 or 2 to dominate and displace the others given that's it's the same food, so invariably one is bound to be better than an other

>> No.51164937

>>51164879
>not culver's or five guys
learn what a good burger is

>> No.51164939
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One of my best performing stocks has $200m marketcap and avg 5k volume with 17 CAD share price. Can anyone recommend other hipster stocks like this?

>> No.51164958

>>51164937
>Can get two Double-Doubles for the same price
IN-N-OUT CHADS KEEP ON WINNING.

>> No.51164970

>>51164358
>webm
I'm still open to suggestions for a short clip to add at the end

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>>51164801
>so they mostly stay out of each others territory
that's generally not an optimal strategy

>> No.51164995

>>51164972
I meant as in they don't cross state lines and stick to a particular region

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>>51164937
>five guys

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>>51164801
Nah, they all try to expand in to each other's areas once they get enough money.

>> No.51165062

>>51165026
Based, fuck commies

>> No.51165070

>>51165026
That's a cool map

>> No.51165101
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>>51164995
ehh
they cross state lines
this is a neat map showing culvers vs in n out
there really aren't like "burger cartels" where they control certain areas, or certain states
where other chains stay out, as it's another chains turf

>> No.51165125

>>51164489
that's just 9 different goyslops. there is no real choice.

>> No.51165153

>>51164937
Have had Five Guys
Their buns are awful and get all flat and soggy, they tear up to shit, and have dum dum seeds because they're basically tasteless foam.

Generally good otherwise because you can customize the burger however you want and their beef is consistently superior to most other fast food. Would be fine if their bun game wasn't dragging them down.

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>> No.51165172

>Wish In-N-Out went public so that I could buy stock.
>Know that as soon as they do so, Daniel and Lisa will get replaced by Shaniqua and DeMarius and take twice as long.

>> No.51165173

>>51164877
yeah but you did that because you've seen it shoot back up to HOD in that last 5 minutes many times. Don't beat yourself up for securing gainz

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>>51164506
20% AMZN
20% EQNR
10% SPY
10% Monero
10% EL
10% BCE
20% cash

>> No.51165180

>>51165164
Go to bed cathie

>> No.51165182

>>51165164
rate my TA

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>>51165153
Five Guys' burgers are fine, but I'm not a fan at all of their fries. I understand the vibe they're going for, and I appreciate that some people like that style, but it's just not for me... too greasy.
I like SHAK's fries a lot though.

>> No.51165219

>>51164933
Look at the guy above:
>Seeds are straight up fucking faggotry. Get that shit off of my burger. So is too much sauce.
Somewhere there's another guy who loves seeds and extra sauce. Between two of the nationals, I'll get chicken and fries at McDonald's and cheeseburgers at Wendy's. Regarding regionals, I can simply say the fries are inside my sandwich and there will be people here who know which city I'm in.

>> No.51165239

>>51165177
Uh that's 110%

>> No.51165241

any kewpee chads in the thread? Bit of a deepcut this

>> No.51165252

>>51165239
>he doesn't give 110% to his portfolio
>NGMI

>> No.51165254

>>51165239
you belong here

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>futures

>> No.51165264

You guys wanna know what market doesn't care about your puny rate hikes? That's right, Israel. Just take a look at WILC and tell me this is not the best stock you ever seen. You would be lying to yourself.

>> No.51165274

>>51165184
Kneegrow I live in the south and everywhere serves crinkle cut fries with seasoning salt on them. Northeast fags pretend every food that gets introduced to them is some ground breaking ahit like that NYC BBQ place.
>>51165153
You’re not supposed to get it to go and drive 10-15 min away after it’s gotten soggy. They put it in a bag and have stand up tables for you to eat it there after it’s been handed to you.

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>Neel Kashkari, the president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis, just said what markets have long suspected but what active central bankers haven’t dared to admit: Markets need to go down — in fact, that’s the point of the Fed’s interest-rate increases and marathon jawboning. And that was the objective of Fed Chair Jerome Powell’s annual speech in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, which triggered the worst equity market selloff since June.

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>SIGA still over $15
Why?

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>>51165282
>Minneapolis

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>>51165288
Baggies buying the dip. Give it time. No rush. Remain calm. Don't be tricked into buying too early.

>> No.51165315

>>51165296
Hello. I've read your 10 posts in this thread and have come to the conclusion that you offer nothing of value.

>> No.51165319

>>51165172
This is why I pray each night that Chik Fil A stays privately held

>> No.51165325

>>51165239
I was trying to hide my PLTR share

>> No.51165326
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>2023
>People unable to buy firearms to kill themselves before paying off Darian and Justin's primitive studies' degrees

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>>51165315
Uh,thanks

>> No.51165345
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https://www.latimes.com/00000180-0150-dd9c-a5ca-ff75c88e0000-123

I'm balls deep in TMC, 64kshares. EXTREEME insiders buying, 20% of the float in August. The guy who is head of the agency who decides if they can mine the sea floor does promo videos for the company.

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>>51165288
Because this is the bottom

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https://youtu.be/kFRXkq8BSDQ

Uranium Kings... It's our turn.

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>Futures

>> No.51165447
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>Futes

>> No.51165475
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Reminder that quants are stupid retards and your wank math is fundamentally worthless, you will never reproduce cause no one wants to date a pythonista latte sipping autist. Please go get culturally enriched by your ESG customers while retarded idiots on the internet hitting random buttons outperform your cuck ass. You are not welcome on business and finance you are on the same level as pajeet shills worse. Even rajesh gets laid. Your only friend will be stupid ugly charts you draw lines on. You are a sad fat miserable sack of shit like sam bankman. You will wake up one day and overdose on alcohol and drugs and found dead and alone cause you realize no one likes you and your higher ups sit on comfy beaches profitting off your loser ass. Your sad only achievement will only be some dusty old diploma you hang on your prison office wall. You will never bench 350. You will never have a soul. You are a worse slave then a wagie. You are a miserable existence with an expiration date.

>> No.51165479

Futures more like pooptures.

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>futes

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>>51164506
15% cash
15% commodities producers
10% EM ETFs (no Ch*nese content though)
60% boomer ETFs

>> No.51165559

>>51165164
Hahaha. SPY going to $310, TSLA going sub $150, and then will dump to $50 after China moves in on Taiwan in 2025, gets sanctioned and nationalizes their Tesla factories.

>> No.51165573

>>51164648
you mean tomorrow morning after big lots and best buy miss huge

>> No.51165656

>>51165412
KING
check

>> No.51165673

>>51164933
>>51165125
Burger niches and preferences exist same as spaghetti sauce ones: https://www.enablemarketing.ie/can-business-learn-spaghetti-sauce/

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I thought I'll check some older Bloomberg videos. I couldn't help but notice there is something very common between all hosts, I just can't figure out what.

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>>51165704
I am sure you will figure it out someday

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>>51165573
Hit or miss i guess they never hit huh?

>> No.51165777

>>51165173
Yeah you're right.

>> No.51165778

What is the bear position on AMZN? I legitimately don't get it.

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>>51165777
Guess he is.

>> No.51165788

>>51165778
Jeff goes into cardiac arrest because of eating McDonalds in front of a camera once and then the stock plunges

>> No.51165794

>>51165573
>Big Lots
>miss
Have expectations not been revised down after DG and DLTR announced?

>> No.51165796

>>51165740
yeet

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>>51165788
Bullish or bearish for mcdonalds?

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>>51165507

>> No.51165813

>>51164489
Not even vegetarians want to buy that poison.

>> No.51165830

>>51164877
Same kek. Little scalp on SPY could have turned into a great day if I held another 15 mins. Fuck it man, nobody died or went broke from taking profits

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>>51165809
I like him more now.

>> No.51165849

>>51165778
the only part of the business that actually generates profit is AWS, which is a hyper competitive space. Rising rates makes valuation multiple compressions more likely than not to occur. Their RIVN investment is as comical as their stake in Pets dot com.

I still am not short though because I think there's unlikely to be more than ~30% downside.

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>BREAKING: Brazil confirms its 2nd monkeypoop death of a 33 year old patient.

>Harris County resident with severe illnesses, who was also presumptive positive for monkeypoop, passes away

>>51164398 starting to make sense

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How do I convince the zoomer college chicks living down the block to hop on my dick?

t. 27 yo social shut-in with thinning hairline who makes tech money working remotely in a rural college town

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>>51165875
just bee yourself m8

>> No.51165886

>>51165849
I just believe in their delivery system. Everything else is a massive cope. I have no idea what they're worried about streaming or these other avenues. Just invest on the backend.

>> No.51165888 [DELETED] 

>>51165875
Just b urself

>> No.51165895 [DELETED] 

>>51165875
Find their OF and pay them $ for it. Easy

>> No.51165900
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51165900

>>51165888
don't rip my h*cking line bro but i'll let it pass for dem digits

>> No.51165912

>>51164693
me on the left

>> No.51165931
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>>51164358
Are you all ready to go cashless anons?

https://retailwire.com/discussion/starbucks-and-amazon-go-cashless-in-seattle/

https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2022/07/24/health-ministry-hospitals-and-clinics-to-go-cashless-from-oct-1

>> No.51165935
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>>51165858
This is "kids dying of COVID" level fatality.

>> No.51165941

>>51165886
I think AMZN and AAPL just love to insert themselves into whatever industries they can just to try it out. It's admirable but seems wasteful to me.

>> No.51165942
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51165942

>>51164506
100% SQQQ on margin
i'm up 55% on my initial so far

>> No.51165949

>>51165931
Will get canceled for being intolerably biased against BIPOCQIA++ folx.

>> No.51165951

>>51165931
I have not used cash in about 15 years.

>> No.51165958

>>51165177
>what you say nigga??

>> No.51165960

>>51165935
too bad hospitals don't get money for each monkeypoox case they have :(

>> No.51165961
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51165961

How to not be poor?

>> No.51165972
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>>51165935
Doesn't matter, a death is a death. This will fuel hysteria with all the cases cropping up among school aged kids. SIGA isn't going lower than $16

>> No.51165975

Futures keep tumbling down wtf

>> No.51165988

>>51165961
hardwork, luck, and connections

>> No.51165991

>>51165886
Yeah I'm just not seeing it with their other subsidiaries. Twitch is a famous example of a company owned by Amazon that's never been profitable even during the pandemic peak.

>> No.51165993

>>51165961
Find a way to deliver value to people, deliver the value, get paid for delivering the value.

Do you have information/insight? Sell it to the market by trading.
Do you have people skills? Do sales for someone else.
Do you have autism? Programming and/or quant trading pay well.

>>51165972
Yeah, good luck with that but I'm not holding my breath. Maybe kids really are at 100x risk or India has the super-fatal strain but if not, you're looking at a $10-$15 crab.

>> No.51165994

>>51165975
what futures are you looking at?

>> No.51166001
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51166001

>>51165949
if that's what it takes then sure, I don't use cash that often but a fully cashless society is just one more step towards a CBDC and eating ze bugs so I fully oppose it

>> No.51166005

>>51165975
>>51165994
agreed, someone is high as fuck and it isnt me.

>> No.51166007

>>51165994
Probably oil. It's being fucking hammed. Down almost 20 cents.

>>51166001
Exactly. Remember your Rules for Radicals.

>> No.51166014

>>51165975
>tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doooooown
it's over bros

>>51165991
I really don't think Amazon is even TRYING to make Twitch profitable. The fact that Twitch Prime is still a thing has to be a huge burden on them, and I'm not even sure how they can get rid of it without pissing off streamers.

>> No.51166018

>>51166007
*hammered. Although I suppose if hamchads take out a short position...

>> No.51166019

>>51166007
>Down almost 20 cents.
It was up like 4% today lol, plus oil futures are irrelevant until 8pm est when the asians start trading.

>> No.51166025

>>51165961
dont play illiquid options
>buy calls on TYO@13 in December
>cost 20c to get a fill
>TYO has moved up 1.$ since buyin
>my options still worth the same

>> No.51166029

>>51165994
The Taiwan FTSE index is down -0.04%. Maybe Xi is finally invading

>> No.51166038
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51166038

>futures

>> No.51166051

>>51166038
SPX futures are up 0.25%. Bear bros, is it over?
>Kek

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51166066

>futures

>> No.51166079

>>51166025
It's that theta mate :(

>> No.51166080
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51166080

>F

>> No.51166094

/CL BROS WTFWT??

>> No.51166095

>>51166014
Twitch culture is infected at its core. You don't go long term at twitch. It's just a high profile stepping stone. It's going to go the way of youtube eventually where you can just copyright strike everyone and monetize the video for yourself because DMCA is a sham system.

>> No.51166103

Bring on winter for the northern hemisphere.

Bring the pain.

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51166105

Come on mumu,you know what happens if the futures open green,right?

>> No.51166122

>>51166079
nah its liquidity and bonds still being fake and gay. I decided TYO since the 5y-10yr were the ones with the lump in the yield curve. However TYO has still underperformed TMV which is all long dated bonds.

>> No.51166124

the past two trading days i took 20 dollars of margin and turned it into 63 dollars of my own money

>> No.51166133 [DELETED] 

>>51165274
I went to McDonald's on Wednesday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the car park and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the car park of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>> No.51166139

>>51166124
you trading options?

>> No.51166142 [DELETED] 

>>51165875
>buy lots of drugs with tech money
>go to college party in your tech money car at about 11PM
>anyone asks who tf you are you say you're there to meet your cousin Rob
>imply that you have drugs for him but he didnt show up
>sit at table and 'what the heck' share with some of the people
>if no girls show up then put it back in bag because rob might show up later
>if girls show up then give them some for like 30m, make it clear there's more where that came from
>by now there should be a girl who knows and agrees with what you're doing
>nonchalantly tell her you're hungry and you want to take her for a ride
>buy her a burger or whatever, get her number 'cause she's fun' and drop her back off at the party
Now you are:
1) mysterious older bad boy
2) rich older guy with a car and drugs
3) really mature and nice not a creep
4) cool because you have better things to do than chill with her little friends
>2 days later call her number and ask her out on a date
Extra easy if she's in a STEM field.

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51166145

>>51166094
To what'st are you referring? Iran deal's dead, Iraq's in chaos, Libya's being Libya, and OPEC meets next Monday.

>> No.51166147 [DELETED] 

>>51166133
>I went to McDonald's
stopped reading there

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>>51166014
That's the interesting thing; There's been rumors and even content creators with close ties to Twitch like Ludwig and MrBeast been dropping hints that Prime Gaming will disappear from Twitch in the future. If prime gaming is gone, then Twitch will die.

Sounds like even Amazon wants to keep cutting corners and what better way to do it then chop off the weakest branch in their money tree? Sure a lot of those lefty multimillionaire streamers will cry for months but there won't be anything they can do to stop it.

Either way I'm going to be shorting any stocks related to Twitch just in case.

>> No.51166152 [DELETED] 

>>51165184
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS gives me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.51166156

Is throwing everything into BBBY and hoping it squeezes literally my best chance at making it in the next month?

>> No.51166166

>>51166145
The 1 minute candle pumped and dumped 0.2% right before my post. Stay safe

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>>51164358
Does anyone else know this feel?

>> No.51166173

>>51166145
meanwhile pavement apes are taking down trained European commandos

>> No.51166182 [DELETED] 

>>51166133
Do you have a blog where I could go read more of these little life stories?

>> No.51166183

>>51166171
Swongs

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>>51166142
>if no girls show up then put it back in bag because rob might show up later
>get robbed
>half the thread lack the social skills to even get the drugs and the other half can't afford it

>> No.51166191

>>51166166
kek well there are like 4 people trading oil futures right now so I wouldn't read too much into it.

>> No.51166192
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>>51166171
Yes now post ALL

>> No.51166200

>>51166139
yes

>> No.51166210 [DELETED] 

>>51166142
or the girl can just call you because shes horny and wants to come over
>me yesterday
>had just lifted
>laid out in bed
>cant even get out of bed

>> No.51166215

>>51166187
>get robbed
It's a college party anon. Worst case scenario they're scared of you and ask you to leave.

>> No.51166222

>>51166051
>futures last night were blood red
>we ultimately crabbed red for the day
>futures tonight are crab green
>will probably be crab red tomorrow

>> No.51166227 [DELETED] 

>>51165875
27 and 22 isn't even a big enough age difference that you would have already forgotten how to deal with chicks.

>> No.51166232 [DELETED] 

>>51166152
This seems familiar...
Is this copypasta from /fit/ or something?

>> No.51166245

>>51166156
BBBY is for people who have money to burn and don't mind losing thousands of dollars on a whim, like someone throwing a handful chips down on a hand of blackjack. If they win, great. If not, well, they've got plenty and it won't hurt them.
The other people buying BBBY are retards who can't afford to lose thousands and are all but guaranteed to do so. Someone was shilling it here around the first of the month when it was still around five bucks. You missed it. Wait for another opportunity to come along.

>> No.51166266
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51166266

what does botswana do to have a beter economy than brazil by purchase power parity per capita? is it the magic of metal and cowboy culture?

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>>51166182
>being this fucking new
Kill yourself, faggot.

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>>51166142

>> No.51166289 [DELETED] 

>>51166142
Based but most people here are too autistic to even come close to not looking retarded doing this. Also if it’s legit college kids you will look insanely out of place at a party if you’re 27. It could work but you’re probably better off just going to college bars before 1am and trying your luck. Buy the girls some drinks before they get too fucked up and they might remember you

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>>51166142
>pic related

>> No.51166294

>>51164358
>the last time inflation was this bad it broke the Bretten Woods system
>1980s had to raise the interest rate to over 15% just to fix it
>everyone is magically expecting inflation to be fixed with one year of 4%
How do I go long on the fed fucking up

>> No.51166295 [DELETED] 

>>51166232
I think it's from the McDonald's/Rock and Morty nonsense back in 2017. I use it whenever people talk about their favorite goyslop.

>> No.51166296 [DELETED] 

>>51166274
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.51166302
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>>51164714
No, I am Boeing anon. When you shilled it I said something like, All the TA, studying lines, sleepless nights, is all meaningless. Is silly string and hooker costumes really the answer?" Everyone else shitted on you. I never wish anyone here to lose money, we are all frens. Also, Barnes and Nobel is doing some great things AH ;)

>> No.51166311

>>51166227
Social skills can atrophy immensely in just a couple years if you have self esteem issues

>> No.51166314

Tucker is covering energy. Commodity chads, they tried to put us down.

>> No.51166315
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51166315

Sup stock bros, with the energy crisis coming up in fall in winter, what energy company stocks should I look into and where can I read/watch about their potential price action?

>> No.51166317

>>51166294
What makes you think the fed will fuck it up, considering that they've consistently been more hawkish than was expected and have reiterated that they are absolutely willing to tank equities?

>> No.51166321

>>51166289
Likely get robbed by Chad.

>> No.51166327

>>51166317
Because they've been fucking up for over a year?

>> No.51166337

>>51166311
Haha could you imagine haha

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>>51166317
Anon,i..

>> No.51166342

>>51166327
No they haven't. They fucked up in 2021 but their performance this year has been stellar.

>> No.51166344

>>51166245
I bought 2000 shares at $9 though

>> No.51166345

>>51166294
I don't think the people saying inflation is part supply chains and post lockdown shit coming to bite us in the ass (they won't explicitly blame lockdowns though ofc) are necessarily wrong. I think the Fed is being pussy though for sure, we need a a natural decline after all the BRRRRing in 2020 or else we're just kicking the can down the road

>> No.51166349

>>51166302
nice, I just remember someone who used that GIF being a meanie who did wish that I lose money.

thanks for believing, fren

>> No.51166365 [DELETED] 

>>51166276
>>51166289
>>51166291
Shut up pussies. It's a Chad move that college boys use all the time. Only difference between the tech guy and them is that he's 27. 27 isn't even that old. He's technically also a zoomer, and being in tech means he might as well be an alumnus. Everyone likes to network, get high, and ride around in cars, as long as you're not fucking 35 or something.

>>51166321
Did you not go to college? You're a hero if you have drugs to share. Worst case scenario, college chads don't believe his cousin rob story and just tell him to leave. They're not niggers, just horny rich kids.

>> No.51166372

>>51166342
STELLER?! MOTHER FUCKER YOU STUPID JEW INFLATION HAS BEEN "TRANSITORY" FOR 2 YEARS UP TO 9% INFLATION

>> No.51166374
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51166374

>after hours pumparino

>> No.51166375

>>51166314

Tucker's kinda retarded though

>> No.51166385

>>51166344
You're selling in PM tomorrow, right?

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>>51166365
>27 isn't even that old.

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51166398

>futures

>> No.51166399

>>51166375
ONE OF US

>> No.51166411
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51166411

>>51166315
Bison Interests.

>> No.51166412

>>51166372
The fed doesn't control congress you dumb nigger

>> No.51166413

Rechargeable batteries are a scam, battery stocks are going to zero. EVs will run on disposable batteries.

Don’t get scammed.

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51166417

>>51166398
They're looking good

>> No.51166420

>>51166375
He's only ever wrong on economic shit but even then he's pretty good. I don't mind him.

>> No.51166438

>>51166387
Patrick Bateman was 27 in American Psycho

also
>checkem

>> No.51166440

>>51166412
>implying ((the fed)) isn't the primary cause of inflation

>> No.51166448

>>51166440
It isn't. Retarded, utterly unsustainable debt spending by the federal government is the primary cause of inflation.

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51166455

>>51166438
Yes,he also wore make up,camera angles,and so on,idiot

>> No.51166458

>>51166448
>fed doubles the money supply in 2 years
>"the devalued dollar isn't our fault"
Go oy vey somewhere else fed boy

>> No.51166468

>>51166458
They didn't. Congress did.

>> No.51166470

>>51166192
Down 98% but I took out 95% of initial investment. Welp

>> No.51166472 [DELETED] 

>>51166227
>Implying he ever knew to begin with

>> No.51166487

>>51166468
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|>
|/
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>> No.51166496

>>51166487
Are you implying congress isn't like half kikes

>> No.51166498

I didn't see this till now but Softbank sold their BABA - FOR A RARE PROFIT.

>> No.51166508

>>51166496
>>51166487
Isn't this ascii art of a man pounding off?

>> No.51166510

>>51166496
Dude they are but the central bank is literally the biggest of them all. How the fuck can you pretend massive QE hasn't been the direct cause of inflation

>> No.51166515

>>51166365
I did and back in my day roasties meet city dweller Chad and Tyrone at the club and bring them to parties. So, small chance you’d get robbed.
>I’m elder millennial and giving old man advice now.

>> No.51166530

>>51166227
I haven't been on a date in five years and had mediocre success with women in college. How do I leverage being successful in my career to get women?

>> No.51166533

>>51166510
The fed's been trying to kick up the interest rate since fucking 2018. Also, the bigger problem was the trillions of dollars that congress printed in 2020 and 2021.

>> No.51166546
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>>51166339
Thinking about some comfy night driving now, anyone have some comfy music to listen to, mostly listening to synthwave and city pop now

>> No.51166550

>>51166533
CONGRESS
DOESNT
PRINT
MONEY

>> No.51166553
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51166553

Threadly reminder bobos only get to cum once, maybe twice per decade and time is almost up

>> No.51166556

>>51166508
a tranny with a boner

>> No.51166559

Y’all niggas act like vagina is some elusive beast. Like some kind of hidden tiger.

>> No.51166566
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51166566

>>51166411
>Bison Interests.
Thank you bro

>> No.51166575

>>51166455
Just saying that 27 is a blessed age in finance

>> No.51166594
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51166594

BUILT FOR

BIG

BOBO

COCK

>> No.51166599 [DELETED] 

>>51166142
>"How do I get laid?"
>"Just sell drugs"
It's that easy

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51166610

>>51166546
>comfy night driving now
Very based anon.gotta be careful on which N eighborhood you wander tho.

>> No.51166614

>>51166533
Yes. Fed printing for awhile stayed in the asset loop. With giving free $ to people, US Treasury fcked up inflation, something the Fed was unable to do bc that $ went into the public loop.
>Yes the Fed has fcked value of $ since 1913. Gradual over time. This inflation was massive in 2 years

>> No.51166626

>>51166559
a tiger i may'nst never say again

>> No.51166653
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51166653

Currently I have 600 shares of a world ETf at an average price of $104. It is currently at $100.5. I'm hoping to scoop up 10k more at $97, $92,$87 and $82 to make it a nice and round 6 fig investment.

>> No.51166657 [DELETED] 

>>51166559
Because they're retarded. The same shit with a 5 year age difference and acting like 27 is geriatric. The internet is shit and underage zoomers really fucked it up with their stupidity. The difference between 27 and 22 is so small as to not exist, it's literally a dude with a job leveraging his money to get pussy easier. Meanwhile you have big boomer bob, 59 years old, doing the same thing to 18 year olds as a sugar daddy without a care in the world because boomers never stopped to have any shame- they just went for it. And some millennial/zoomer dipshit will reply to my post like "umm but the boomers are wrong!". The boomer got laid with chicks 40 years younger because he wanted it while all of you were here agonizing over a 5 year age difference and whether you really want it. The boomer is superior because he just takes what he wants and doesn't care about anything else.

>> No.51166664

>>51166594
I love how its all barely red lol, but RIP to small cap

>> No.51166665

>>51166550
Yes they do. For decades now, hundreds of billions every year under even normal conditions. And in 2020 and 2021 it was trillions.

>> No.51166670
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this one goes out to the retard trying to tell me EQNR would generate alpha better than small caps with higher LNG prices.
KOS, and other small cap energy companies with strong assets/production have out performed all the large caps.
This happens every energy bull run.
First time energy investors telling me small caps, which trade like harmonics, are going to underperform the most saturated and shilled energy company on /smg/ at the moment

>> No.51166697 [DELETED] 

>>51166227
I think the last time I dated a college girl I was 27 and she was 20. Not a big difference.

>> No.51166749 [DELETED] 

>>51166697
How did you meet?

>> No.51166755

Imagine forgetting you have a sack full of semen that women crave

>> No.51166761 [DELETED] 
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>thinking the autists who posts here could pull prime college pussy

>> No.51166776
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Is it possible to use stock investing to find a cute gf in her 20s when you're 35?

>> No.51166779

>>51166575
>graduate at 22
>2/3 years analyst
>2 years associate
>become VP at 26/27
yeah 27 is a based age. Having Vice President on your business card but your hairline hasn’t started to recede yet

>> No.51166781

>>51166559
I’m sure anyone on here can get laid, unironically. But good luck dating a non hambeast or mentally I’ll girl

>> No.51166794
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I'm shorting everything in Iraq

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1564346078593523714

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>> No.51166797

>>51166794
so, uh dates (the fruit)?

>> No.51166801 [DELETED] 

>>51166599
Not sell drugs like a dimebagging freshman. SHARE drugs like a cool slightly older guy with more money than he knows what to do with. You guys have no game so I'll spell it out. No, you don't just sit down at a table and pull out a bag of coke.

>bring weed and something more rare
>find the table where a bong is getting passed around
>load it, smoke it, pass it, sit down in the smoking circle
>if no single girls are there then stand up for a beer and come back in 15m
>once a girl is enjoying your weed then offer everyone a little of whatever else you have
>be a little sneaky though cause you're not trying to share with the whole party and neither are they
>flash the bag so they know you have a lot though
>get on a first name basis with whatever single girl is there and using your drugs
>by now it's pretty much done so just carry on from here

>> No.51166814 [DELETED] 

>>51166749
She was an intern at my job

>> No.51166818

>>51166794
>short oil
lol

>> No.51166819 [DELETED] 
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>"Getting chicks is so easy!"
>zero replies with realistic advice

>> No.51166822 [DELETED] 

>>51166801
I bet you deal specifically with ghb

>> No.51166837

>>51166670
Based renegade.

>>51166818
kek

>> No.51166838 [DELETED] 

>>51166814
Okay then what?

>> No.51166839

>>51166546
For some reason I love listening to edm when I'm driving.

>> No.51166843 [DELETED] 

>>51166819
Just try not being you.

>> No.51166849

Will the PANW gap finally fill when the split happens?? I wanna buy so bad but MIND THE GAP.

>> No.51166851

>>51166795
Fuck you I laughed so loud at work

>> No.51166854

>>51166776
if you haven't found a girl by 35 it's pretty much over for you lol just stick with hookers and escorts you will save yourself a ton of heartache
t. divorced 40 year old

>> No.51166857

>>51166794
lol what is there to short in Iraq?

>> No.51166859

>>51166838
As I said in my previous post, then you say you're getting hungry and ask the single girl if she wants a burger. Once she's in your car you drive a couple blocks away and then whip out the chloroform and duct tape.

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>>51166819
>>"Getting chicks is so easy!"
>>zero replies with realistic advice
start lifting >>>/fit/

>> No.51166884

Looking forward to Powell's next speech on the markets

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1564037822474080258

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>futures

>> No.51166905
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You should've listened

>> No.51166908

>>51166886
Opening red

>> No.51166915
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>>51166886
Prepare your anus mumu

>> No.51166922

>>51166905
>cramer says
Thankfully I have loaded up on VIXM and HDGE

>> No.51166927

>>51166755
Well, it works more like a soda gun, but I get your point.

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>>51166905
Based cramer

>> No.51166933

>>51166905
a solid 2000 in the s&p? ok

>> No.51166943

>>51166905
September's fed meeting is going to be nasty.

>> No.51166945
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Amazing to think that everyone is getting slaughtered, tech is down 60, 70, sometimes 80% of its peak valuation. Meanwhile, CPB has beaten the SPY. Lol. Just lol. The only way you are negative since 2021 is if you didn't buy cheap ass stocks like CPB or fertilizer or energy. It's just funny to think about niggas who do streams about how TSLA FSD is right around the corner is Semis are the next big play, meanwhile a fucking canned soup company is beating all of them.

>> No.51166958

>>51165875
>>51166227
>>51166697
>>51166749
>>51166814
>>51166838
>>51166859
jannied

>> No.51166965

>>51166945
A straight line beats the shit and piss right now.

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>>51166945
canned soup is in a bubble

>> No.51166981

>>51166958
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

>> No.51166992

>>51166981
and he says "what are you doing here?!"

>> No.51167000

>>51166945
Meme market

>> No.51167012
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I did it, boys. I fucking did it. I can’t believe I pulled it off.

>> No.51167033

>>51167012
Not my problem.

>> No.51167035

>>51167012
I don’t get it, what am I looking at? A hoarders closet?

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>>51167012
k

>> No.51167043

>>51167012
Did what

>> No.51167050

>>51167012
Made it to middle management? Who else would be at work at 6pm?

>> No.51167058
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>>51167012
I created the ultimate organizational and note-taking system.

>> No.51167060

>>51167012
you got a job in the mailroom? good for you scoops, good for you.

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>futures

>> No.51167072
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>>51167060
No, this is my apartment

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>>51167066
Asian markets are carrying,for now

>> No.51167078

>>51167058
That doesn’t look organized at all you fucking schizo.

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>Party City

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>>51167072
oh

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>>51167078
I can literally FEEL every single piece of paper in this entire room!!

>> No.51167118

>>51167072
I haven't been around in a while /smg/, what does this have to do with anything Scoops?

>> No.51167119

>>51167105
This isn't your blog you fucking retard. If it doesn't have to do with work or money fuck off.

>> No.51167120

>>51167105
How’s the ole portfolio scoops

>> No.51167130

>>51166801
>yeah bro just be a criminal coke user
kek

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>>51167058
> makeshift cardboard box shelves
with notes carefully stored on top of paper towels

>> No.51167144

>>51167137
It’s one of the most schizo things I’ve ever seen posted on 4chan.
>look how organized I am!
>looks like a fucking homeless camp

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>>51167137
Futes be rippin tho

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>>51167105
did you just get your adderall rx refilled or something?

>> No.51167200

>>51167105
If this isn't some kind of elaborate bait/troll, please seek medical assistance. You're experiencing a psychotic break, probably due to abusing amphetamines

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>>51167144
Don't be a bitch

>> No.51167219

futures are turning jewish green

and car markets are gonna implode
https://twitter.com/jessicaray0/status/1563329075153760256?s=21&t=dpKZr8J68pypxzCiUbFWLA

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boys I got a bad feeling about tomorrow

>> No.51167226

What is with the GME fags talking about DRSing their shares? Does anyone here DRS anything? Why?

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Nigger

>> No.51167249

New

>>51167245
>>51167245

>> No.51167252

>>51167226
go back to meme thread

>> No.51167259 [DELETED] 

>>51167244
>>51167244
>>51167244
>>51167244

>> No.51167261

>>51167226
DRS just makes it so short sellers can no longer borrow your shares. the idea is that eventually the entire float will be DRS'd and therefore short sellers will be unable to cover.

all it does in reality is decrease liquidity and nothing more.

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>>51167249
>>51167259

>> No.51167438

>>51167137
That’s EXACTLY correct!

>> No.51167943

>>51164588
PRTY Rockers in the house tonight

>> No.51167965

>>51164648
interested in what the food companies earnings will be