/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51160750]

my lil oil doing a lil sumthang

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>>51159304

[Anonymous No.51160766]

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>you closed your short positions right bobo?
*RATTLE RATTLE THUD THUD*

[Anonymous No.51160774]

First for good morning

[Anonymous No.51160776]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51160778]

UNLEASH THE CRAB

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51160781]

fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.51160784]

why didn't it dump? are we out of the woods or just reloading for sellers?

[Anonymous No.51160789]

>BBBY up 30%+ today
who knew meme stocks were such a great hedge against a rising interest rate environment

[Anonymous No.51160790]

My uranium stays insanium but I have no idea if I should sell before jewish schemium

[Anonymous No.51160797]

>You get $1 million if you manage to hold on for 5 full rounds
Would you try?

[Anonymous No.51160799]

>>51160774
good morning, sir.

[Anonymous No.51160800]

Is SIGA starting to turn around? Is it time to get back in?

[Anonymous No.51160802]

>>51160766
Nasdaq will drop at least another 10-15% before you get any relief rally. And that‘s optimistic fagggg. Stupid fucking bulls i hate you retards.

[Anonymous No.51160809]

>>51160228
SIGA sissies, $16 is the bottom. Prepare for back-to-school pump
>Gwinnett County elementary school notifies families about case of monkeypoop
https://www.cbs46.com/2022/08/29/gwinnett-county-elementary-school-notifies-families-about-case-MONKEYPOOP/

[Anonymous No.51160817]

>>51160789
they just found a massive deposit of oil, uranium, and full conductors underneath BBBY headquarters!

[Anonymous No.51160819]

>>51160781
why would someone do that?

[Anonymous No.51160825]

>>51160800
Yes

[Anonymous No.51160829]

No bullshit, no jewery, no tricks, very few memes, what is a realistic price for BBBY at the end of the squeeze?

[Anonymous No.51160835]

There is no way oil goes up again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51160836]

>Slurpped oil at the right time
>Didnt buy enough
damnit...

[Anonymous No.51160849]

>>51160785
>XLE is far outside it's average true range to a great degree, on any time frame
>it is overbought, and it is likely going to fall within the next week
>XLE current price: $84.87
>will check back in with you later in the week
"Stock prices can't go up violently. They have to retrace...because, ok?!" <- why TAfags are annoying.

Do you even know what oil is?

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>>51160829
$2,000 because that's what HKD did.

[Anonymous No.51160854]

>>51160829
I would consider selling at $25. 100% sell if it goes above $30

[Anonymous No.51160856]

any1 trading on lightspeed? i'm looking for a direct access brokers who won't fucked my EU ass over. das trader pro is expensive AF

[Anonymous No.51160862]

>>51160829
120-1200

[Anonymous No.51160866]

>>51160849
some kind of derivative I think

[Anonymous No.51160870]

>>51160829
not everything is a squeeze
it'll probably cap at 25

[Anonymous No.51160871]

>>51160797
Yes and I would win

[Anonymous No.51160875]

STUPID MARKET. HURRY UP AND DECIDE IF YOU WANT CRASH OR GO UP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51160878]

>>51160866
Well I've forgotten all that gay calculus shit so you may be right.

[Anonymous No.51160879]

what is better, leveraged stock or margin?

[Anonymous No.51160892]

>>51160879
just check your bokers fee

[Anonymous No.51160898]

>>51160802
>Stupid fucking bulls i hate you retards.
We prefer the term "melt-up chads" it's a perfect hybrid between a bobo and a mumu.

[Anonymous No.51160899]

>>51160849
oil is also overbought, over extended beyond true range, (in the short run) and will fall
I am not bearish on oil or the energy sector in the medium or long run
but for the next week, yes - oil and XLE will both fall
it would be stupid to buy here - there's a reason why people are selling covered calls today

[Anonymous No.51160900]

>>51160875
Distribution on the 5min, it'll dump hard during sour hour

[Anonymous No.51160904]

>>51160856
just use interactive brokers pro. You can send orders to specific market venues with their desktop app.
I’m p sure it’s available in most of the EU

[Anonymous No.51160916]

Amazing how that fag powell continues to get btfo by the mm's, all talk no action

[Anonymous No.51160920]

>>51160899
>>51160849
WTI $96.95
will check back in later in the week

[Anonymous No.51160921]

i feel fucked up. this market...what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51160926]

>>51160899
>>51160920
>VIENNA, Aug 29 (Reuters) - Iran has started enriching uranium with one of three cascades, or clusters, of advanced IR-6 centrifuges recently installed at its underground enrichment plant at Natanz, a report by the U.N. atomic watchdog to member states seen by Reuters said on Monday.

>Iran is using the cascade of up to 174 machines to enrich uranium to up to 5% purity, the confidential report said. Of the other two IR-6 cascades at the underground plant, one was undergoing passivation, a process that precedes enrichment, and the other had not yet been fed with nuclear material, it added.

[Anonymous No.51160927]

>>51160879
Selling naked puts on margin. Get paid to borrow money

[Anonymous No.51160928]

>>51160916
Imagine being in arguably the most powerful position on earth and you STILL get mogged by rich Jews.

[Anonymous No.51160929]

how come Interactive Brokers wont approve me for options trading? Wtf

[Anonymous No.51160936]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51160941]

I decided to try an Americano today
Hopefully my adventurousness brings good fortune to the markets

[Anonymous No.51160944]

>>51160900
fuck me... 2m on NASDAQ looks like a near-perfect head and shoulders forming

[Anonymous No.51160951]

>>51160929
you need to lie and say you have 100k in assets and 2y option trading experience

[Anonymous No.51160955]

>>51160929
Lie

[Anonymous No.51160975]

>will it crash or will it pump???
What you should be asking yourself is, "Does it look strong, or does it look weak?" Well, /biz/? I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.51160977]

>>51160928
kek this, imagine his seethe right now

[Anonymous No.51161005]

>>51160939
>>51160939
>>51160939

[Anonymous No.51161007]

>>51160975
>"Does it look strong, or does it look weak?"
The economy looks weak which therefore makes the market strong.

[Anonymous No.51161013]

>>51160899
>oil is also overbought, over extended beyond true range, (in the short run) and will fall
No.

[Anonymous No.51161041]

And just like that, Jim Brandon healed the recession. Stocks were never red again.

[Anonymous No.51161054]

I'm beginning to think being always-online has warped our perceptions of reality. Is it possible things aren't as bad as we think?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51161060]

>>51160926
What the fuck are they doing? There's nobody in the world that's going to buy their uranium for new nuclear power plants.

[Anonymous No.51161073]

>>51161060
Why do you think the Sprott Physical Uranium Trust has such a low expense ratio? Hello.

[Anonymous No.51161077]

>>51161013
Yes.

[Anonymous No.51161086]

>waiting for this crash
>covered call plays all thrown way out
>sitting on a lot of premium
I know as soon as I touch my reserves this market will fuck me
So I wait
Damn Im bored

[Anonymous No.51161087]

i think we crab around 404/405 until close for max pain

[Anonymous No.51161090]

Jim Brandon: Market God

[Anonymous No.51161102]

anybody have the TA on spy with the meme lines? some guy last night predicted futures would bounce off a certain moving average and they actually did. I'm impressed

[Anonymous No.51161108]

Sold my GUSH today. It was just a good opportunity to take profits in an uncertain market. I now have $9k to throw into something else. I will be patient until I find the right move.

[Anonymous No.51161118]

>>51161090
it's sad he's braindead. he will never understand how good he was.

[Anonymous No.51161119]

I just watched the honkey tonk man get blitzed by the ultimate warrior and lose the IC title belt. this must be how new inexperienced bobos felt buying puts this morning at the bottom

[Anonymous No.51161126]

>>51160750
Black gold. Texas tea.

[Anonymous No.51161129]

longs already green and shorts closed at open, perferct!

[Anonymous No.51161130]

>>51161118
A true sign of intelligence is not knowing how intelligent you are. If only Trump were as intelligent as Jim Brandon.

[Anonymous No.51161137]

>>51161077
Again, if you were trading copper or PRTY or some shit, you might be on to something. TA would have some value.

But you are talking about oil. In August, the year of our Lord 2022.

It's like those retards talking about MACD and support for SIGA at 22, no, wait, 20. No, it's now oversold down here at 17. OK, it *has* to bounce from 15.

[Anonymous No.51161139]

URANIUM BROS!

[Anonymous No.51161143]

>>51161119
>this morning at the bottom

[Anonymous No.51161153]

>/smg/ wondering why it's not crashing, some are even angry
yeah we're going much higher

[Anonymous No.51161164]

don't worry bobo
i'll handle this

[Anonymous No.51161166]

>>51161153
Of course we are going higher. Jim Brandon is in control.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51161169]

I can't wait until we get DeSantis in the white house. It'll usher in a new era of good feelings seeing his young white kids run around the white house. We may be down, but we will be back.

[Anonymous No.51161172]

>>51161143
I sold my TQQQ for a heavy loss this morning... i should have waited.... I got shook out by Mumu's trying to make some cash before this shit collapses this fall

[Anonymous No.51161186]

This is some extreme crabbing.

[Anonymous No.51161199]

>>51161137
The price obeys.
If more unexpected news continues to break, yeah, it can move higher, but barring no other news, it is going to fall

[Anonymous No.51161204]

>>51161153
>/smg/ schizos posting that the market will go in both directions
crab confirmed

[Anonymous No.51161214]

Look at him, he just exudes confidence.

[Anonymous No.51161219]

>>51161139
WHY DIDN'T I BUY LAST WEEK

[Anonymous No.51161230]

>>51161130
very insightful anon. trump should humble himself and take notes on how a real leader does things.

[Anonymous No.51161238]

>>51161204
>/pol/ being on there and not one of the barbel weights

you wouldn't even be in that position had you not known any better or learned by lurking there in 2015-2018

[Anonymous No.51161239]

>>51160650
>Maybe next time bobo.
-0.30% is your victory? Sad!

[Anonymous No.51161262]

>Biden shills
Dump incoming

[Anonymous No.51161280]

>>51160899
TA has limitations. there's no range, no overbought, no retracement. the story and/or macro forces driving prices can change and stay changed and TA never takes this into account. OPEC cutting production makes meme lines irrelevant

[Anonymous No.51161287]

>>51161238
it's a pretty old picture, fren

[Anonymous No.51161304]

>>51161204
>women four different times
You got some (women) issues, bud.

[Anonymous No.51161307]

>>51161199
Is September 5th unexpected news? Do you have a fancy indicator smart enough to indicate extreme risk on that day?

Or does your chart autism not work on days when the equity markets are closed?

[Anonymous No.51161313]

>>51161239
Look at the triple bearish div forming on DXY weekly.
You keep doubting but Powell will get his soft landing.
SPX to 4800 eoy is all but guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.51161315]

>>51160380
>early life

[Anonymous No.51161320]

Give me backteating resources. I’m using yfinance which is great but it doesn’t have much options data

[Anonymous No.51161323]

Tick tock mumu

[Anonymous No.51161329]

>>51161060
>new nuclear power plants.
Burgers...?

[Anonymous No.51161330]

>>51161304
>4
i count at least 8 different times

[Anonymous No.51161332]

>>51161320
Barchart's got some good options price history IIRC.

[Anonymous No.51161333]

That pump was retarded

[Anonymous No.51161339]

>>51161280
>>51161199
>barring no other news, it is going to fall
>OPEC cutting production makes meme lines irrelevant

[Anonymous No.51161341]

>>51161238
yeah but it is 2022 and /pol/ is full of trannies

[Anonymous No.51161345]

[Anonymous No.51161346]

>>51161320
I don't think there is any free site with historical options data

[Anonymous No.51161349]

>>51161333
Checked it’s to prepare for the 3:05pm sell off

[Anonymous No.51161350]

What percentage of these thread is just shitposting and what is actually useful for news and getting a feel for the markets?

[Anonymous No.51161359]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51161360]

>>51161060
>nuclear power plants.
Cool it with your antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.51161372]

Look at that fomo candle hope none of you bought

[Anonymous No.51161375]

Hahaha Bobo bhenchods!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51161380]

i embed truths and useful information in my ironic shitposts. it's up to you to decipher them

[Anonymous No.51161386]

>>51161350
>implying shit posting isn't its own art of signal deciphering.

>t. I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ bought at the same time.

[Anonymous No.51161392]

>>51161350
Yes

[Anonymous No.51161393]

ok yea. MMs are engineering a max pain EOD

[Anonymous No.51161398]

>>51161280
large institutions almost always make trades before news is made public and the chart reflects their movements. that is what TA is. sometimes the chart lies, but usually it tells the truth

[Anonymous No.51161405]

>>51161219
I have a buy waiting on UUUU at 6.25. Lower gaps fill about 90% of the tiem.

[Anonymous No.51161409]

>>51161350
75% and 0% respectively

[Anonymous No.51161416]

>>51161386
>t. I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ bought at the same time.
This man's done his research

[Anonymous No.51161417]

Go down, you stupid piece of shit

[Anonymous No.51161418]

>stock is down 85% in last 5 years
>"heh, what a shit co. I'd never put my money in that!"

>stock is up 2,000% in the last 5 year
>"all in, YOLO! to the moon!"

why are we as humans doomed to assume that past performance is equal to future results? line goes up forever and line goes down forever?

[Anonymous No.51161420]

>>51161393
They gracefully played all calls and puts today... now it’s time to doomp et

[Anonymous No.51161421]

okay soxl you can go back up now its safe bro

[Anonymous No.51161428]

>>51161060
Japan is going to give it another go.

[Anonymous No.51161429]

>>51161350
>feel for the markets

[Anonymous No.51161432]

Techbros...

[Anonymous No.51161436]

>>51161393
I thought markets only played Max Payne on big opex Fridays?

[Anonymous No.51161439]

>KASHKARI: I AM DELIGHTED BY THE MARKET'S REACTION TO THE JACKSON HOLE.
>I KNOW HOW SERIOUS WE ARE ABOUT LOWERING INFLATION. AND I BELIEVE THE MARKETS WERE MISINTERPRETING THAT AT THE LAST FOMC MEETING
> I WAS NOT THRILLED TO SEE THE STOCK MARKET RALLY FOLLOWING OUR MOST RECENT FEDERAL OPEN MARKET COMMITTEE MEETING

[Anonymous No.51161454]

>>51161432
Based

[Anonymous No.51161455]

>>51161432
>Techbros...

[Anonymous No.51161458]

>>51161436

[Anonymous No.51161460]

>>51161219
It's pretty volatile, just wait for a dip

[Anonymous No.51161461]

>>51161393
that's true i checked the dark pools

[Anonymous No.51161462]

>>51160750
Power hour SPY pump to 406.90
Cant wait to reenter my shorts

[Anonymous No.51161467]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51161468]

>>51161416
i didnt know other high IQ posters used this board.

[Anonymous No.51161480]

>>51161432
>>51161454
>>51161455
>>51161462
Fucking SQQQ it is kek

[Anonymous No.51161481]

My lil AEVA doin somethin

[Anonymous No.51161482]

>>51161432

[Anonymous No.51161485]

>>51161429
It’s all about feel and you will not convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.51161494]

>>51161418
>if this was a good stock smarter people than me would be buying right now
>if this was a bad stock smarter people than me would be selling right now
at least that's how it is for me. i keep missing great plays because i assume i am late to the party because there are a lot of people in the market who are way smarter than i am. i almost went all in on oil companies in december last year but thought big brained people had already figured it out and priced it in

[Anonymous No.51161496]

how come no one is talking about $asts?

[Anonymous No.51161500]

>>51161432
You can trust him. He was right about bear Stearns I wish I had bought moar when he told me too

[Anonymous No.51161506]

>>51161439
Kashkari? Actually the Hindu word for "bear".

>>51161455
50,000 canopic jars A TURN?!

[Anonymous No.51161507]

>>51161432
The inverse Cramer signal has been played out since he rang the opening bell some weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.51161513]

>>51161073
>Why do you think the Sprott Physical Uranium Trust has such a low expense ratio? Hello.
what is this supposed to mean

[Anonymous No.51161514]

>>51161416
This man is on his way to lambo’s, premium escorts, Mai Tai’s, palm trees and sea breeze..

[Anonymous No.51161519]

>>51161418
We evolved that instinct because it's correct.
A company down 85% is going to get delisted unless the facts change.
A company up 2000% over 5 years has demonstrated sustainable growth until the facts change.

[Anonymous No.51161520]

>>51161467
imagine not being deeply invested in CUM and CUM related stocks
JUST IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.51161525]

Here's Johnny fathands next play via Boeing anons suggestion. He did his DD on the stock but is currently suffering from a long ban. Those that want to take a chance pick up some shares.

[Anonymous No.51161528]

>>51161439
>blocks your path
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-29/neel-kashkari-happy-to-see-the-stock-market-s-reaction-to-jackson-hole
https://archive.. ph/PzXxX
>“One of the biggest mistakes they made in the 1970s at the Fed is they thought that inflation was on its way down. The economy was weakening. And then they backed off and then inflation flared back up again before they had finally quashed it,” Kashkari said. “We can't repeat that mistake.”
>Kashkari’s comments come after his transformation from one of the Fed’s preeminent doves to its biggest hawk. He said earlier this month that he would support lifting the central bank’s benchmark interest rate to 3.9% by the end of this year, and to 4.4% by the end of 2023.
>That makes him the most aggressive participant on the Fed’s rate-setting Federal Open Market Committee, according to the ‘dot plot’ of interest-rate projections published after the central bank’s June policy meeting. Officials will update their projections when they meet next month.
>“This is not a labor market-driven surge of inflation, right? This is not this traditional story where the labor market gets tight, wages climb, businesses have to pass those costs on, and then that leads to inflation,” he said. “This inflation has been driven by mostly by supply chains, by the war in Ukraine and by a lot of fiscal and monetary stimulus putting money into people's pockets and wages have been climbing.”

[Anonymous No.51161537]

>>51161507

[Anonymous No.51161539]

>>51161386

[Anonymous No.51161545]

>>51161513
I'm joking that a Canadian ETF is buying enriched uranium from Tehran at a discount. Then just holding it in a vault in Toronto or something idk.

>>51161514
>>51161468
Your portfolio's total return should always include "Amount of fun had".

[Anonymous No.51161546]

>>51161506
apparently it means rentoid? https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/hindi-english/%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B6%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%80#:~:text=tenancy%20variable%20noun,%2C%20kAshtakArI%2C%20kaashtakaaree%2C%20k%C4%81shtak%C4%81r%C4%AB%2F

[Anonymous No.51161551]

AAAAAAAAA PUT HAVERS HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US

[Anonymous No.51161554]

>>51161507
That was a red day during the bullrun in July

[Anonymous No.51161559]

>>51161339
There's always news, a war, a hurricane, the SPR ending, China reopening, energy substitution etc. Lots of TA anon said oil they were bearish on oil in August and now it looks like wti will hit 100 again.

[Anonymous No.51161565]

>>51161554
Yes but it was a small one in the context of what became a massive rally. He literally gave us the perfect entry.

[Anonymous No.51161572]

>>51161546
I'll be damned...

[Anonymous No.51161574]

>>51161525
rocker challenge: go one month without insider trading

[Anonymous No.51161575]

>>51161528
Why is that bald guy looking at me like it's rape time?

[Anonymous No.51161577]

So basically major banks were on the verge of a liquidity crisis, but we couldn't have an outright bailout; so we shut down the world for 2 years over covid while the F.E.D. printed a gorillion dollars. Now we have to destroy a lot of that money?

[Anonymous No.51161579]

Based on some /smg/ posts, for a swing into tomorrow, i boughteded:
>SIGA
>DRIP
>SOXL

If i lose, i will be back tomorrow to call you all retards for giving me bad financial advice.
If i win, i'll be back to call myself a genius.

[Anonymous No.51161584]

>>51161528
All they need to do is fix the fucking supply chains.
That is all.
They are doing untold damage with rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.51161590]

back to green

[Anonymous No.51161592]

>>51161525
>when rocker is up 100% and im down 80%
why not u did me good the last 3 times

[Anonymous No.51161599]

>>51160797
OH N-
>>51160800
Not yet

[Anonymous No.51161618]

>>51161551
Dont tell me you bought or kept your puts after friday

this is a deadcat bounce, expect it to go down after this, buy more puts today for cheap prices

[Anonymous No.51161623]

>>51161481

price targets?

[Anonymous No.51161637]

This chart is a work of art(manipulation). Well done Citadel

[Anonymous No.51161640]

>>51161519
>until the facts change
that's a broad statement that I mean to interpret "it works until it doesn't".

SHOP will never delist despite being down 85%, yet I know many people who bought it on the way up because it was up so much. Same with BB in 08. Same with NFLX. Now that they're down, people shit on them for being down, but that doesn't make sense to me.

I get that "companies that perform well tend to go up" and "companies that perform poorly tend to go down", but I know lots of people who will turn away from an opportunity on the basis that the 5 or 1 year return is bad, which annoys me to no end.

[Anonymous No.51161642]

So are we still calling it Putin's Price Hike?

[Anonymous No.51161645]

>>51161528
>and monetary stimulus putting money into people's pockets
ey woah woah, you're not supposed to admit that, buddy. sit down and shut up

[Anonymous No.51161649]

>>51161623

Short term? $20

https://www.robotics247.com/article/sick_and_aeva_partner_to_bring_4d_lidar_to_industrial_sensing_applications/sensors

[Anonymous No.51161652]

>>51161637

[Anonymous No.51161653]

>>51161432
RIP in piece tech stonks

[Anonymous No.51161657]

>>51161642
No. Now it's Dark Putin's Price Hike.

[Anonymous No.51161658]

>>51161551
C'MAAAAAN I NEED A SMALL WIN TODAY

[Anonymous No.51161659]

>>51161645
he's talking about the couple hundred bucks everyone got, not the 80% of all money being printed in a year

[Anonymous No.51161673]

>>51161481
>>51161649
i have a very high confidence value that this is CLF tranny
and based on the way this post was spaced, he's samefagging himself like he used to with CLF
>>51161623

[Anonymous No.51161680]

Oh man, we have much higher to go

SPY 480 for soft landing

[Anonymous No.51161684]

>>51161565
Sounds like cope

[Anonymous No.51161701]

>>51161680
I'm sorry, I only trade off <1 month old Tony Dwyer screencaps.

[Anonymous No.51161700]

>>51161673

I hope he is, I missed CLF going to 30

[Anonymous No.51161710]

anyone looking at WWE stock? yes, the fake wrestling company. their earnings growth actually looks decent over the past 5 years

[Anonymous No.51161713]

lmao

[Anonymous No.51161714]

>>51161574
Not my fault I was born Jewish.

[Anonymous No.51161726]

>>51161701
have a rare Dwyer meme bro

[Anonymous No.51161730]

>>51161713
whenever I read comments like that I picture this image in my head

[Anonymous No.51161734]

>>51161528
Finally a fed member with some balls

[Anonymous No.51161737]

>>51161713

[Anonymous No.51161745]

>>51161713

[Anonymous No.51161748]

>>51161701

[Anonymous No.51161752]

>>51161713
ugh, it just will go up, ok, it just will

[Anonymous No.51161759]

[Anonymous No.51161761]

>>51161713
impressive how friday's 3% drop is ignored

[Anonymous No.51161762]

>>51161713

[Anonymous No.51161772]

>>51161640
Shop never made any sense being at the levels it was at... It was da joos pumping it like it was amazon during the scamdemic. Has anybody here even ever used shop? I haven’t.

[Anonymous No.51161781]

NERV

[Anonymous No.51161786]

>>51161713
Concern trolling: the post

[Anonymous No.51161794]

>>51161642
I'm going to call it the Biden Bungle and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.51161795]

>>51161772
shoppify makes a software store package, it's not a marketplace like amazon

[Anonymous No.51161796]

>>51161494
I guess I just assume there's no such thing as "smart money". Plenty of people bought BABA back when Munger did at $250 given he was smart. Cathie Woods was considered "smart money" at one point.

All I do is look for companies where the chart looks like dogshit and see if there's anything redeeming about it. I hate averaging up more than anything on this planet so I struggle to buy into any company that's already been in a prolonged bull market.

[Anonymous No.51161798]

>>51161781
bullish on human instrumentality

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51161800]

man there was so much money to be made today, but i'm just out of day trades.

[Anonymous No.51161809]

>>51161781
Get in the stock, Shinji.

[Anonymous No.51161817]

>>51161796

The based contrarian value finder

[Anonymous No.51161819]

>>51161701

[Anonymous No.51161820]

>>51161714
give me a nice 7X again and I will stop hating your jew friend

[Anonymous No.51161827]

Steel is a safe bet.

[Anonymous No.51161840]

EVERYTHING is being priced in by the FED. The only thing not being priced in is a black swan event. Like Taiwan being Invaded by CHINA> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHahahaha

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51161847]

>>51161820

[Anonymous No.51161850]

>>51161579
So a standard tuesday then?

[Anonymous No.51161853]

>>51161840
Dumb kpop poster

[Anonymous No.51161857]

>>51161640
>that's a broad statement that I mean to interpret "it works until it doesn't".
I suggest lurking more until you can pick up on meanings more accurately than that.
The "facts" of a company that's down 85%, most of the time, are that it's earnings are decreasing over years. So the facts changing would be a surprise profit, perhaps caused by a new product line or a change in consumer practices.
SHOP is not a typical example. You should know that SHOP suffered a collapse in its inflated multiple, the other component of value alongside earnings. That had very little to do with its earnings tracked over years.
>I get that "companies that perform well tend to go up" and "companies that perform poorly tend to go down"
If you trusted yourself and your knowledge that NFLX has always performed poorly, you could have scaled into a short position every time it hit a certain price point or even a certain multiple.

[Anonymous No.51161859]

why UPRO down

[Anonymous No.51161876]

>>51161820
BNED has earnings on the 31st. Here is some of Boeing anons DD

[Anonymous No.51161877]

>>51161819
Fuck that was classic lol

[Anonymous No.51161882]

>PLUG stock down -1.5%
>PLUG puts also down

fuck you niggers. PLUG got caught cooking the books for the past 4 years and fired KPMG because they called them out on it

[Anonymous No.51161891]

You know what /smg/ I think I'm getting pretty heckin sick of these black fellas

[Anonymous No.51161892]

>BBBY pumping again

[Anonymous No.51161894]

Lotta oilbear bucks out there gettin' mighty ornery

[Anonymous No.51161899]

i got fucked today and not in a good way..

[Anonymous No.51161910]

>>51161891
Ey that shit is scary as fuck. HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51161923]

>>51161857
NFLX CEO recently came out and indicated that they are going to pivot away from the shovelware woke content that they've been doing for the past several years. He acknowledged that it's not working and that they're bleeding subscribers because of low-quality content. Hopefully we'll see that materialize into some decent productions. For now I think it's worth holding. I got in after the recent crash.

[Anonymous No.51161927]

WHERE MY CHEAPIES AT????

[Anonymous No.51161930]

>>51160789
I'm not a woman or a faggot so I've never been to BBBY. I don't care about the chink junk that is no doubt the backbone of their stupid business. None of what they do means shit to me.
But I cheer for BBBY because I assume its jump today has resulted in at least one disgusting jew killing itself and that means it's fucking awesome. Run you motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.51161939]

>>51161927
SIGA is pretty cheap at $16

[Anonymous No.51161951]

>>51161882
Hey thats my entire portfolio
>underlying has moved halfway to target in two weeks
>still has two months
>my option still has lost value

[Anonymous No.51161961]

>>51161939
Wait for sub-15 and a school outbreak. Until then just keep an eye on it.

[Anonymous No.51161963]

>>51160750
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/393069825

[Anonymous No.51161965]

>>51161923
They need to go quality over quantity like what HBO did back in the early 2000s. Stop making junk for the woke minorities and start making content that's interesting and hard hitting.

[Anonymous No.51161986]

SAVA. Lol. They didn't listen. About the call spreads.

[Anonymous No.51161996]

>>51161961
I think we would have reached $15 today if SIGA was going that low
Schools are already notifying parents of positive monkeypoop cases, outbreaks are imminent

[Anonymous No.51161999]

>>51161714
how does a jew get access to inside trading
>t. fellow jew

[Anonymous No.51162004]

>>51161923
Could be interesting, imagine how deep the rot goes at the company though. They should have spent 10 years creating the centralized content production house of the future. Paradigms don't shift themselves, they require manhours, but those hours were squandered. Billions of dollars of creative and technical talent down the drain. At this point shareholders should hand over the reigns to an unknown element like Mel Gibson and pray for the best.

[Anonymous No.51162008]

The SAVA call spreads. The IV convexity. The Vomma. The convexity of vega. The IV crush. The probabilities. The RV/IV ratio. The volga.


The Vomma Holocaust.

[Anonymous No.51162022]

>>51161999
Nice trips, but if you don't know, you just aren't Jewish enough.

[Anonymous No.51162026]

>>51161575

[Anonymous No.51162028]

>>51161996
>outbreaks are imminent
Another week and maybe we'll be seeing one. I'm not going back in until I see it spreading quickly among non-fags.

[Anonymous No.51162034]

>yes, hello pajeet is on the loose again

[Anonymous No.51162033]

wtf. nothing is happening

[Anonymous No.51162037]

What the fuck is with these giant volume spikes on the NASDAQ? I'm seeing about 20 billion in volume

[Anonymous No.51162046]

>>51162022
yeah i don't fast for yom kippur + observe the sabbath so that might be why. hell i dont observe any of the jewish holidays. fuck you're right im not jewish enough.

[Anonymous No.51162047]

I'm here for the closing dump

[Anonymous No.51162057]

>>51162047
there won't be any

[Anonymous No.51162061]

>>51162046
Baggot might be able to find you a nice rabbi to talk to.

[Anonymous No.51162065]

>>51161494
also, just to see if i'm right and i end up missing another play:

>EU caps prices on electricity. instead of printing money they force private companies to take the hit, and in return they will be promised some sort of carrot in 2023/2024
>high likelihood of EU bureaucrats getting drunk on power and extending the price caps to involve gasoline as well, making for a great short play on oil stocks with exposure to the EU

[Anonymous No.51162066]

>ok yea. MMs are engineering a max pain EOD

[Anonymous No.51162078]

>>51161876
Proprietary formula values BNED at $3.54 right now based on last quarters earnings. Could change with earnings on 8/31.

[Anonymous No.51162079]

>>51162047

[Anonymous No.51162084]

>>51162066
pajeet stop

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51162096]

Do we have any central bankers in here? I need to know if I should expect more pain, or less pain in the coming couple weeks?

[Anonymous No.51162101]

>>51162084
Ur mad? Ur upset? That I went vomma hunting?

[Anonymous No.51162103]

Why is SWN such a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.51162121]

>>51162078
Boeing anon has been on a bit of a hot streak and autistically picks apart stocks. Even though I was and still am bearish on PRTY he threw $10k at it and is up. BNED has already bled hard over the year and now with student loans being forgiven, people are ready to load up on debt again. Bullish for overpriced college textbooks.

[Anonymous No.51162124]

>>51161857
the thing is if you wait for "the facts to change", you're already too late because everyone is either running for the hills on bad news or buying as much as they can on good news. the only way to make money is to predict IF and WHEN the facts will change, but hardly anyone actually tries to do this. they just look at what's going on now and assume it'll continue forever. I just hate the "consensus" even though there's the "wisdom of crowds".

>NFLX has always performed poorly
that was not the case until 2022 given it was up 300% from 5 years ago prior. the only way to have made money off that is to proactively fight the consensus and bet that the facts WOULD change.

[Anonymous No.51162126]

What is it about wh*te women that makes them invest in CHWY?

[Anonymous No.51162125]

>>51162103
probably isn't getting supported by gov handouts like most "businesses"

[Anonymous No.51162132]

>>51162101
yea, I'm seething

[Anonymous No.51162133]

Hedge funds that specialize in Zamma swaps like Bridgewater, Ambrus, etc. are keeping SPX put options sold heavily and that is keeping VIX down and SPX propped up.

Once the zamma perps are closed we'll see a liquidity cascade and the market will get very volatile again.

[Anonymous No.51162143]

>>51162047
Impeccable timing Bobro

[Anonymous No.51162155]

nice meltup

[Anonymous No.51162158]

>>51162132
lol max pain isn't a real thing. it's just center of hedging. MM is a very thin-margin business for most market makers at least. they don't control shit and are competing HUGELY with other market makers. MM space is super competitive

[Anonymous No.51162167]

>YANG MOTHERFUCKING GANG
you guys did bet against the Chinese economy right? Right?!

[Anonymous No.51162175]

This day is giving me deja vu. It's like the exact pattern to one of the days we had back in late june

[Anonymous No.51162181]

>>51162175
I've been having a lot of deja vu lately.

[Anonymous No.51162189]

>>51161910
I'm getting tired seeing you chink posting faggot every thread

[Anonymous No.51162194]

Lol
Lmao
>uranium

[Anonymous No.51162195]

>>51162175
this. fucking sucked- i sold positions in the premarket when it looked like it would crash today- missed all my crab plays. Sucks ass...

[Anonymous No.51162208]

>>51162167
I grabbed 1k shares at 14.22, good call

[Anonymous No.51162221]

https://www.digitimes.com/news/a20220829PD210.html

[Anonymous No.51162224]

What happened in December of 2018 that led to such a large drop in SPY/the market? Playing around with TradingView for the first time and I guess I've never zoomed out that far before on a stock

[Anonymous No.51162227]

>>51160809
I don't think 16 is the bottom. If there are 100k cases in the States by the end of September, most of them are kids, and there is massive backlash against the FDA and monkey vaccines then SIGA should spike. I still think 40-50 is possible but what I painful bag it must be to carry. I'm so glad I took profit.

[Anonymous No.51162230]

>>51161910
Tinny 2.0

[Anonymous No.51162231]

>>51162181
I just had it 10 min ago reading this thread... what does it mean when a ton of people around the world start getting it at the same time? Im sure lurkers are as well.

[Anonymous No.51162234]

i cant decide what i want for dinner but it wont be fig newtons

[Anonymous No.51162235]

>>51162175
Don’t worry CNBC was calling for “Turn Around Tuesday!” This morning

[Anonymous No.51162243]

>>51162057
You were saying?

>>51162143
Thank you

[Anonymous No.51162259]

>>51162234
>I've been eating the bugs all these years
FUCK

[Anonymous No.51162261]

>>51162224
Rate increases and taper tantrum

[Anonymous No.51162262]

>>51162234
You vill eat ze cookie

[Anonymous No.51162263]

>>51162235
PROVE IT!

[Anonymous No.51162264]

do not redeem

[Anonymous No.51162267]

>>51162234
Eat the bugs, also how do i short figs?

[Anonymous No.51162273]

>>51162224

powell said rate hikes were on "autopilot" and tried to begin QT. Market had a temper tantrum (Rightfully so, valuations were 30% higher than to be expected in a tightening environment)

Once trump tweeted and threatened to remove him he pussied out and reversed everything

[Anonymous No.51162285]

>>51162234
>>51162259
>tfw like figs
It's over.

[Anonymous No.51162286]

Can I get a (You)? I just wanna see how Kuroba-ex deals with highlights

[Anonymous No.51162297]

>>51162286

[Anonymous No.51162298]

there will be a green market tomorrow. the rally will happen. the fed will have to pivot.

[Anonymous No.51162300]

>>51162286
no

[Anonymous No.51162313]

hope it was only retail and none of our own bull retards who got trapped today, right? Now it gaps down 1.5% and finishes tomorrow -4.5% for the day

[Anonymous No.51162314]

>>51162298
or maybe today was just a smol dead cat bounce that has now ended

[Anonymous No.51162324]

>>51162234
plum gang ww@?

[Anonymous No.51162326]

>close near low of day
>somehow mumu thinks thats bullish

[Anonymous No.51162330]

>>51162057

[Anonymous No.51162334]

>those last 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.51162336]

>>51162314
I missed my chance to add to my CVNA short???

[Anonymous No.51162340]

>>51162124
>the thing is if you wait for "the facts to change", you're already too late because everyone is either running for the hills on bad news or buying as much as they can on good news.
yes but most of the time the facts do not change.
taking a contrarian position requires unique insight or taking advantage of a widespread blindness.
when they do change you generally have days, sometimes months to take a position while the market works through its denial and inertia.
>I just hate the "consensus" even though there's the "wisdom of crowds".
Why? Learn to love it. The simplest bet you can make is that corporate profits will keep rising, and the longer your outlook the more reliable that is. for short term, if the consensus switches to "shit's fucked" then position yourself to ride that wave.
>>NFLX has always performed poorly
>that was not the case until 2022 given it was up 300% from 5 years ago prior. the only way to have made money off that is to proactively fight the consensus and bet that the facts WOULD change.
No, you're conflating price and earnings again. NFLX wasn't performing well as a company, ever. Revenue growth couldn't keep up with speculators' expectations.
If you like thinking about these things, good, use your expertise to figure out that Apple, Google, and Microsoft deserve their valuations more than NFLX does.

[Anonymous No.51162351]

New

>>51162341
>>51162341

[Anonymous No.51162356]

>>51162336
I don't think it's too late to short anything

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51162369]

>>51162324
you really want to be on my side?

[Anonymous No.51162370]

>>51162297
>>51162300
Arigato, I think I'm gonna use this instead of kuroba dev because floens and Adamentcheese are both dead. Rip.

[Anonymous No.51162394]

>>51162382
>>51162382
>>51162382
>>51162382
>>51162382

[Anonymous No.51162426]

>>51162234
I question whether or not this is reality. It's almost like how the cultural marxists say white ppl don't exist. They're erasing fig Newton history bros!

>You should eat the bugs because you've always eaten the bugs

[Anonymous No.51162482]

>>51162096
>Do we have any central bankers in here? I need to know if I should expect more pain, or less pain in the coming couple weeks?
the next 4 quarters will have 0 real GDP growth, so more pain

[Anonymous No.51162556]

>>51162297
fucking hell that paper is hilarious

[Anonymous No.51163060]

>>51161304
He's right though
>>51161238
One weight is /pol/, the other is /biz/

[Anonymous No.51163256]

>>51161060
>There's nobody in the world that's going to buy their uranium for new nuclear power plants.
China is a buyer.

[Anonymous No.51163274]

>>51162556

His channel is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/philjamesson

[Anonymous No.51163332]

>>51162234
Fake.

>https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-it-true-there-are-dead-wasps-in-figs/
>Luckily for us, the female fig produces an enzyme that digests this wasp completely. The crunchy bits are seeds, not wasp parts.
>https://www.oddbox.co.uk/blog/are-there-dead-wasps-in-figs-how-figs-are-grown
>Before you go thinking that those crunchy seeds in figs are in fact bits of dead wasp, let us set you straight. There are no dead wasps in figs. Just seeds - nothing more.
>Remember, not all figs have wasps in them. Some varieties - including many grown for the supermarkets - don’t need to be pollinated by fig wasps. Instead, they’re sprayed with certain hormones to make the fruit ripen or they’re simply a type of fig that doesn’t need pollination.
>Despite their rather unique growing process, figs are vegan. This is widely accepted by a number of vegan organisations who have concluded that because the wasps have already been absorbed by the fruit by the time they’re harvested, you’re not actually eating a living creature.