/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51157815]

chameleon edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51156494

[Anonymous No.51157839]

this dumb shit isn't even what pre market was showing. wtf

[Anonymous No.51157840]

>>51157756
I think that you are the dumbest person in this thread, who also contributes the least.
Here is our discussion:
>>51157044
>>51157158 (You)
>>51157205
>>51157284
>>51157338
>>51157458
Here are the great contributions you made to /smg/
>Stopped reading there.
>>inbred
>self-owns
Every time
>Didn't read lol
Come back when your IQ is out of the negative range.
>Lol. Guess how much I read? Grow a brain, retard. Stop self-owning with every post.
You're a humongous faggot, by far the shittiest poster in /smg/ today
You can't even have a discussion and defend the argument YOU originally made
You are the ultimate shit poster in /smg/ today.
You have no right to call him the dumbest poster, when you were the one who claimed that a drop in the labor force participation rate over the last several months indicated severe recession and need for Fed pivot
>pic related
You can't even fucking read, and you're calling another person dumb. You're a fucking retard. Stop posting here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51157848]

>>51157815
hahahaha get it, the chameleon changed colors because he's got a diamond flush!

[Anonymous No.51157856]

>>51157848
fuck you baggie

[Anonymous No.51157857]

>>51157815
All a casino...

[Anonymous No.51157870]

>>51157797
the rise of AI will likely lead to new technologies and concepts that will continue to push technological growth forward, along with continued advancements in semiconductors which allow us to create entirely new devices, and also whatever black box stuff the government decides to drip-feed us.

[Anonymous No.51157871]

>>51157848
Fuck you, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.51157875]

>>51157848
>got a diamond flush!
Isn't that a 2 of hearts? We also can't see the community cards...

[Anonymous No.51157874]

>>51157840
>are you winning son?

[Anonymous No.51157883]

Any sauce companies worth investing in

[Anonymous No.51157884]

what happened to the link? why did they get shorter? fucking linklets, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.51157890]

>>51157875
Yes. As usual, baggie is a dipshit who laughs to fit in and not because he actually understands.

[Anonymous No.51157893]

>>51157870
So what happens when AI concludes that homos and POC should be eliminated?

[Anonymous No.51157895]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51157899]

>>51157884
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51157908]

>>51157893
well my friend, that's when the fun begins

[Anonymous No.51157910]

>>51157893
what if we are all POC and homos to the AI?

[Anonymous No.51157911]

>>51157893
The western empire rises again like a phoenix from the ashes
>YANG

[Anonymous No.51157920]

>biden announces student debt forgiveness the month before shmita (the period of debt forgiveness)

bros... is it happening?

[Anonymous No.51157921]

WHY IS GEO GOING UP SO MUCH WTF

[Anonymous No.51157936]

Who is desperately preventing SPY from touching 400? They unironically need to be nuked

[Anonymous No.51157940]

>>51157920
Myabe it's just a coincidence,right?

[Anonymous No.51157945]

>>51157893
Kek, imagine terminator but skynet only kills minorities

[Anonymous No.51157949]

>>51157797
How could you acknowledge that computing and AI are going to make strides going forward but also think that progress as a whole is going to slow down?? We're just about at the tipping point where automation tech is going to displace hundreds of thousands or even millions of jobs, which some retards might call regressive but in reality it will open humanity up to new levels of progress.

[Anonymous No.51157953]

US embassy in Iraq being evacuated is bullish. SPY green at close obviously

[Anonymous No.51157955]

>>51157936
I know brother, I know
Fucking algos are the bane of mankind

[Anonymous No.51157958]

>>51157921
Just the natural pullback and profit taking you see in bull markets. We go up from here again :)

[Anonymous No.51157972]

>>51157953
>he didn't buy the LMT afgan pullout dip

[Anonymous No.51158005]

ACTIVATE HEEB POWERS
QQQ DUMP NOW

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158013]

>>51157890
they're playing 5 card draw. shit, that fucking chameleon was bluffing, and got me good. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.51158015]

>>51157921
no clue, but I wouldn't go chasing green, anon.

buy CXW instead, which will follow GEO's footsteps.

[Anonymous No.51158016]

why is s and p going up?

[Anonymous No.51158024]

>>51157895

I'm also the puts in UVXY guy. You guys getting paid?

SPY moves sideways or up we win

[Anonymous No.51158026]

imagine being a siga baggie

[Anonymous No.51158036]

>>51158016
Taper tantrum over

[Anonymous No.51158041]

>tfw USAC scammed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158040]

>>51157875
>>51158013
wait a minute they're playing duces wild, why the fuck else would he be holding that shit?

[Anonymous No.51158048]

>>51158026
our local KPOP autist is holding from where he bought at like $22+ kek

[Anonymous No.51158051]

to the guy who bought 50% ITM weekly puts on BBBY at open that I warned of IV fucking, do you feel stupid yet?

[Anonymous No.51158055]

[Anonymous No.51158060]

>>51158016
We hit an hourly RSI in the teens
An index can't go straight down (until it does)
There has to be push and pull
Short every rally
For the next several weeks, whenever the market rallies, short it / look for places to close out your longs
Instead of 'buy the dip' you should 'sell the rip'

[Anonymous No.51158062]

>>51157815
This faggot ass market can't even crash properly because we all live in fucking China now.
Only insiders of the commie faggot regime are allowed to hedge.

[Anonymous No.51158064]

>>51158016
why can't you just let the semetic people have one thing you fucking nazi.

[Anonymous No.51158065]

>they didn't get in on BBBY at 5$
>they didn't even get in at 10$
FREE GAINS MAHFUCKAS

[Anonymous No.51158067]

>>51158055
whoa whoa slow down there hot shot

[Anonymous No.51158073]

>>51158048
Hi IRS. I bought SIGA at $26 and I would like a tax deduction for my taxes. THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Anonymous No.51158078]

>>51158067

It's not much but it's the percentage to me that matters

[Anonymous No.51158089]

>pecks mic
>a-honk
WOAH BLACK SWANNY

[Anonymous No.51158101]

And so it begins, our daily 12 et lunchtime dump
Every Monday, after a red Friday

[Anonymous No.51158103]

I just bought 10k of amzn. Sorry, it's coming back down.

[Anonymous No.51158106]

>>51158016
crab day

[Anonymous No.51158109]

>>51158073
WE NEED YOU TO FILL OUT SOME FORMS DOWN AT THE MAXIMUM SECURITY LABOR CAMP, ER, I MEAN OFFICE.

[Anonymous No.51158114]

>>51158089
How many times do you post this exact thing? Pivot pre-2023 is incoming.

[Anonymous No.51158124]

>>51158101
The market isn't allowed to dump until President Faggot is done with midterms.

[Anonymous No.51158133]

>>51158106

Crab day = UVXY down

Volatility is the opposite of crabbing. Hence short UVXY

[Anonymous No.51158138]

>>51158114

[Anonymous No.51158145]

This pump is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.51158169]

Every single aspect of this Faggot's presidency is going to involve a bunch of cheating scamming ass shit isn't it. Him getting the presidency, his performance as president, what the CIA tells everyone about his performance as president, just the whole thing. It's literally just a fucking con job at this point.

[Anonymous No.51158178]

>>51158124
Didn't you hear, he changed the rules
It dumping before midterms can be used to leverage midwits to vote for him
'our raid on Mar-o-Lago was met with the crash of the stock market. Vote donkey and I'll make them pay'
It's coming down motherfucker

[Anonymous No.51158181]

>>51158051
Not scared unless it goes into the 13s. I'm down a whole $50 right now

[Anonymous No.51158186]

Melt up doubters BTFO.

[Anonymous No.51158190]

>>51158145
tell me about it- i sold when Nasdaq was down 1% pre market... then it fucking cleans itself up 15 min later... BS

[Anonymous No.51158192]

I don't this is the real recovery. I'm expecting SPY 398 to be the real bounce before it continues dumping

[Anonymous No.51158200]

>>51158109
>not getting 10% off H&R Block elite audit protection package.

[Anonymous No.51158207]

>>51158169
My brother in Christ, this is a stockposting forum not the mens restroom at the truckstop where you spout rightwing rhetoric to still feel manly while taking strange negroid peanus weanus up the anussy.

[Anonymous No.51158227]

>>51158178
Yeah well I'm short too just because some retarded part of me still thinks it matters to these lizard faggots whether everyone just fucking hates them, and so then I figure the market needs to cool off a little, but the truth is they obviously just don't fucking care at all anymore. The entire thing is just a big clownshow where everything is fake unless you're either a multimillionaire or someone with a security clearance. We are deliberately not allowed to have the information that would allow us to make rational decisions, meanwhile rich insider faggots extract *their* UBI from the economy no problem.

[Anonymous No.51158234]

>My brother in Christ

[Anonymous No.51158235]

>BBBY

[Anonymous No.51158237]

>>51158169
>this one was fake&gay
Can't you say that for all of them, or just the democrat ones?
>>51158234
ya, he sus frfr

[Anonymous No.51158256]

>>51158169
After typed this all out did you look at your trump poster on your wall and say "Nobody is as honest and innocent as you my glorious leader."

[Anonymous No.51158260]

>>51158237
You're going to tell me that Trump that had the support of the lizard faggot establishment? Or is it more like we saw what happens when someone *doesn't* suck the intelligentsia's cock?

[Anonymous No.51158274]

>>51158260
Maybe also neither of those, since those both sound schizo as fuck.

[Anonymous No.51158277]

>>51158109
NICE try IRS. I know your agents are disabled, obese, people of color and the IQ level of a walmart employee. I can easily out run you suckas! HAHAH!

[Anonymous No.51158278]

UHOH BOBO ARE YOU GETTING WORRIED?

[Anonymous No.51158279]

>>51158169
>blaming current president for your shit trading skills
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.51158285]

>>51158260

It does seem like every Alphabet agency and Alphabet company is after Trump. Think I'll vote for Trump again just because they hate him

[Anonymous No.51158289]

>>51158278
Not at all
It is going to be a volatile month
Gotta hook more buyers on the way down
There will be some vicious rallies
But the overall trend of the month is down
3800 SPX target

[Anonymous No.51158306]

>>51158256
They did, while sitting on a bbc dildo and stroking themselves slowly and flaccidly.

[Anonymous No.51158312]

>>51157921
Unironcially Burry going all in made it so that this stock will probably do the inverse of the whatever the wider markets are doing.

[Anonymous No.51158315]

>>51158278
Buddy it's not even mid september,yet,not winter yet.
And the only cope you bulltards got is the Pivot which powell clearly said is not considering

[Anonymous No.51158316]

>>51158279
I'm up for the day, I just should be up a lot more except PPT is like "but what will happen if sociology professors can't scam all the retarded ass women into cutting kids' dicks off??"

[Anonymous No.51158317]

>>51158026
>be siga baggie
>bought at $12
>still ahead 33%
SIGA is still going to $100+, cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.51158323]

Go away in September and go be Transgender!

[Anonymous No.51158333]

>>51158312
>going all in made
>held $3MM in GEO
Lol how is that all in? He's a majority out of the market, as of Jun 30th.
Also, he's typically wrong. So who cares about king bobo

[Anonymous No.51158336]

good morning, love
do you like some kaffee?

[Anonymous No.51158340]

>>51158317
THIS FROG IS MY NIGGA!!!! YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158357]

>>51158317
look once enough of these faggots get poxed they'll have heard immunity and basically the disease will go away. all the super spreaders that have like 10 sexual partners at a time already got this the aids and the covid, there's no chance this reaches the level of moderna. sorry you bet your money on faggots without even understanding faggots.

[Anonymous No.51158369]

This is the biggest cliff hanger I’ve seen!

[Anonymous No.51158374]

>>51158336
>do you like some kaffee?
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LEARNING GERMAN?!
du bist eine juden?

[Anonymous No.51158379]

>>51158073
Your unrealized losses are not effected. Your unrealized gains will be taxed.

[Anonymous No.51158378]

It's just going to be a doji every fucking day with a 5% gap down during lizard hours only, isn't it

[Anonymous No.51158382]

>>51158357
I don't want to buy your bag. Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.51158386]

>the last time inflation was this high was the 1980s when interests needed to be jacked up from 5% to 18% to cool down the economy
here
we
fugging
go

[Anonymous No.51158388]

UUUU
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UEC
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UROY
R
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It's not just a meme.

[Anonymous No.51158397]

[Anonymous No.51158402]

>>51157815
>down day for major indicies
>gold, oil up a bit
>even bitcoin not yet dead
>LEU +13.2%
>URNM +10.23%
>DYLLF +7.5%
we did it, boys. this is it

[Anonymous No.51158410]

Retard who is new to gambling here. Is there any way to profit of pure volatility of a stock’s price, i.e. wild swings in either direction? I understand there’s VIX that tracks implied volatility, but you only profit when markets swing downwards.

[Anonymous No.51158416]

>>51158386
Yes but Biden cannot afford him to do that before voting starts. They will pump money into the market until the new winners have the potato. Then the missive rape hikes begin.

[Anonymous No.51158417]

I would just buy some puts, but that *does* seem too risky given how I know, deep down, that the central bank of the united states is perfectly willing to print money and spoof an economic recovery for 2 months while more state socialists infiltrate our government.

[Anonymous No.51158420]

>>51158336
o-ok

[Anonymous No.51158422]

>CXW riding GEO's wave
Hell yeah. Private prison bros where we at!!!

[Anonymous No.51158427]

>>51158410
Strangle

[Anonymous No.51158428]

I'm so glad Biden was 100% legitimately elected, which I wouldn't dare question because I love experiencing new things happening, like negative returns on the year. That's just swell.

[Anonymous No.51158430]

kek, uranium shills are back after 4 months of silence

[Anonymous No.51158432]

>HERE’S WHY
so no one knows what the fuck is going on with the market anymore not even the market makers.
>https://youtu.be/LgpImspAs4E

[Anonymous No.51158445]

>>51158357
>look once enough of these faggots get poxed they'll have heard immunity
WRONG, there's no acquired immunity to this GOF bioweapon, look at all the anecdotal reports no plebbit of infection post vaccination or re-infection weeks after the initial infection . Round and round monkepoo will go

[Anonymous No.51158447]

>>51158430
ngl better than the S*ga faggots

[Anonymous No.51158450]

>>51158410
Buy a put and a call ATM

[Anonymous No.51158452]

>lunch time starts
>market pumps a bit with the traders away from their desks
>mumus: it’s over guys, the bottom is behind us now!
>lunch ends, drilling resumes

Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.51158463]

>>51158416
empires always collapse with inflation
stock up on ibonds

[Anonymous No.51158464]

So why is russia green?

[Anonymous No.51158472]

>>51157949
this is a fantasy from the 1970s. do you know what AI does for programmers, right now, today? slightly better auto-complete than static analysis. the very people who gave you AI can at best type a little less -- they can't get it to do any more than that.

[Anonymous No.51158480]

should I get taco bell or mcdonalds for lunch

[Anonymous No.51158482]

>>51158464
It's green from the current nuclear happening in Ukraine.
Sell now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158484]

>>51158445
yeah and the covid vaccine prevents spread and infection. get the fuck out of here faggot. we got a much cheaper solution, and we just kill all the faggots who contract this shit.

[Anonymous No.51158492]

>>51158464
>russia ishares etf erus is $0.04
>down 99.84%
do we buy? Imagine if this goes even half back to normal

[Anonymous No.51158494]

>>51158447
HONNNNEEEEY. Just you wait. We will be back bigger and greater and gayer than ever when WINTER COME.

Brace yourselves honiessss GAYINTER is coming!

[Anonymous No.51158499]

>>51158480

[Anonymous No.51158506]

>>51158480
Imagine the milkshake and burger braps

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158509]

>>51158480
taco bell, get the big baja blast and dump 3 vodka nips in it.

[Anonymous No.51158510]

Oh fuck, those TQQQ calls I just bought are already losing me money

[Anonymous No.51158512]

>>51158055
>that expiration date
gonna go out on a limb and suggest you pretty much have to close that today or lose money.

[Anonymous No.51158513]

>>51158402
Musk and Burry kicked off the pump last week.

[Anonymous No.51158522]

>>51158480
neither

[Anonymous No.51158526]

>>51158480
Have you tried healthier options? Those will make your body happier

[Anonymous No.51158529]

>>51158410
I know anons are telling you to do it with options, but all that's going to happen is you're going to learn that options are ludicrously well-priced. Surely there is some etf that inverts the vix too, and also you shouldn't equate volatility with downtrend.

[Anonymous No.51158532]

>>51158169
they're all like that? they are all like that.

[Anonymous No.51158543]

>>51158480
>should I get goyslop or goyslop
get the goyslop

[Anonymous No.51158548]

>>51158526
>>51158543

literally ate cucumber sandwiches and grapes all weekend fuck off im inhaling some garbage today

[Anonymous No.51158551]

>>51158510
brian?

[Anonymous No.51158550]

>>51158235
they have an announcement on wednesday and it's probably gonna be massive layoffs and store closures, and it may even be bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.51158555]

>>51158532
Most of them are like, but it's apparently only the ones that are allowed, and also maybe if people talk about what a scam this is, there will be less incentive for our overlords to keep doing it.

[Anonymous No.51158563]

>>51158484
SIGA is going to $100, sorry guy. No amount of seething by you will prevent that

[Anonymous No.51158571]

>>51158510
Honest question: What was the idea behind buying them?

[Anonymous No.51158575]

>>51158563
siga my balls

[Anonymous No.51158577]

>>51158551
No... It's just me PoemAnon, throwing money down the drain again

[Anonymous No.51158582]

>>51158571
LINE GO UP

[Anonymous No.51158584]

>>51158430
We were here the entire time, banging the drum and being ignored. You should have accumulated with us. Still massive upsides for those getting on the train over the next month.

[Anonymous No.51158585]

>>51158548
>ate cucumber sandwiches and grapes
Not particularly healthy. But do you, pal.

[Anonymous No.51158587]

>>51158513
random people's opinions who have no skin in the game aren't stronger than the fuel-buying cycle, but whatever, let them dick-ride all they want

[Anonymous No.51158591]

Why isn't the market dumping? Are we past the worst of the economic woes or should I hold off until later this year before investing?

[Anonymous No.51158597]

>>51158484
>just shooting them all
Jesus, Baggie..... at least get some forced labor out of them first. I thought this was the business and finance board.

[Anonymous No.51158598]

>>51158472
you sound dumb
I bet you think humans design semiconductors
I bet you think humans design the machines that design semiconductors too

[Anonymous No.51158599]

>>51158571
Every time Jerome has tanked the markets, they hit a bottom and then start crawling back up... until he tanks them again.

[Anonymous No.51158603]

Every time someone from that corner of politics gets into office, we just start transferring the whole economy to fucking banks while the head stooge talks about "corporations."

[Anonymous No.51158607]

>>51158522
>get Wendy's
>get e coli poisoning
>end up in the hospital
>get covid
>die
gg no re

[Anonymous No.51158609]

>>51158430
WRONG, YA DINGUS
been on the research grind since january 2021
stay mad

[Anonymous No.51158613]

>>51158584
>Still massive upsides for those getting on the train over the next month
Doubt

[Anonymous No.51158625]

>>51158613
Nice id,sir

[Anonymous No.51158629]

September will be the most important month of the year. Higher Low is gonna be the Goy Trap. Double Bottom is gonna line up with closing the gaps and bounce of the 200WMA. Lower Low would be the ultimate Long Nose trick.

[Anonymous No.51158632]

>>51158591
just throw it all in now bro
buy ARK, buy META and buy MSTR be rich in about 2 months

[Anonymous No.51158633]

>>51158613
Uranium stocks literally x20 in 2 years and people are going all in now lmfao.

[Anonymous No.51158636]

>>51158575
$16 is the bottom for SIGA. If you're waiting for $12 before buying back in, you will be disappointed. Screenshot this

[daily inflation nowcasting No.51158639]

daily inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.51158645]

>>51158629
September averages a 2% loss historically

[Anonymous No.51158647]

>>51158585
where do I acquire a woman like this how many goats are needed?

[Anonymous No.51158649]

>>51158548
>bread, cream cheese, with some cucumber and sugar water blobs
lmfao

[Anonymous No.51158651]

where are the circuit breakers i was promised circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.51158660]

>>51158651
>promised
By whom?

[Anonymous No.51158672]

>>51158598
i've been a software developer for 25 years and have worked in NLP you crybaby faggot. boohoo your grand investment thesis, smashed by literally observing a few facts of reality!
AI/ML solves search problems. not every process can be reduced to a search space in which our reasonably fast algorithms can get an answer.
AI will never write software, and kurt godel explained why without even thinking about it. AI will never even do what he did, and explain why AI cannot write software.

[Anonymous No.51158673]

when mad max

[Anonymous No.51158679]

>>51158550
Well chart watchers?

[Anonymous No.51158680]

>>51158472
that's really funny, I was just finishing a dissertation on AI and it's role in the world and how it is almost imperative we as humans need to understand that movie AI AND REAL AI are not the same and one of them will never happen in anyone's lifetime that's on this current board. I doubt 4chan would even exist by the time true human consciousness is installed into a machine that's literally fiction and I'm writing a story about it to publish

[Anonymous No.51158684]

>>51158660
(you)

[Anonymous No.51158691]

>>51158651
they were close around 6am this morning... now they are out of site after shaking my ass out.

[Anonymous No.51158701]

>>51158660
>>51158651
By me, a jew

[Anonymous No.51158707]

>>51158673
we furiosa now

[Anonymous No.51158724]

>>51158701
DER JUDEN!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158726]

>>51158597
>just shooting them all
where did I say that. I just thought we throw them in an oven and use the heat to generate electricity.

[Anonymous No.51158731]

>>51158636
not him but I was
I sold half at $24(11.45 average) and I dont want to average up

[Anonymous No.51158739]

>>51158636
I'll have you know that "Dr John Nukebell" was made by an anon on pol from "Dr John Yikesbell" picrelated that I cut from one of his vids of last years December.

[Anonymous No.51158742]

>>51158645
Yeah but you have things like Quad Witching Sept 16, Fed Meeting Sept 21, and Shemitah Sept 26. Even stuff like Pic Related

[Anonymous No.51158746]

>>51158701
>a jew

[Anonymous No.51158754]

>>51158632
I only buy divvy stocks incase I get stuck holding bags

[Anonymous No.51158757]

>>51158707
I'd be cool with Waterworld too.

[Anonymous No.51158759]

>>51158613
>paying for news sites to tell you when to sell
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51158762]

>>51158679
who's a chart watcher?

[Anonymous No.51158776]

>>51158759
>paying
>implying

[Anonymous No.51158780]

SOXL has made the most bagholders of any meme pushed in /smg/ so far just by sheer volume of baggies and the maxiness that was pushed here.
>"but I got out early!"
Not the point but I am sure you did :^)

[Anonymous No.51158784]

>>51158757
i watched that movie on VHS when I was recovering from having my tonsils out. so i associate it with severe throat pain. sorry for blogpost

[Anonymous No.51158786]

>>51158577

[Anonymous No.51158790]

>>51158629
the rsi currently correlates with a serious downward move in September but if it can't break through the triangle I have a feeling the legitimately elected democrats are gonna do some fuckery (like officially state the pandemic is over) to make the market move up but then the realization of the free money disappearing and printers turning off for good (which powell said would happen once the pandemic ends) will hit and we should see another crash to 280 SPY by January
from the looks of it the pandemic is ending after September for midterms

[Anonymous No.51158797]

QQQ is going to close green today isnt it. What the fuck.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51158805]

I'm only showing you guys my position because I know that the Bogdanoff's aren't watching. This is called #FreeMoneyMonday

[Anonymous No.51158807]

>>51158548
do americans really

[Anonymous No.51158810]

hey bobo why are we not crashing like you told us?

[Anonymous No.51158811]

>>51158780
i got out hella late and got into soxs and made my money back but then i held too long and lost it all still down 60% ytd but this time i'm buying soxl, guaranteed comeback kid

[Anonymous No.51158813]

>>51158762
im a chart watcher
im a chart watcher
watching lines go by
my, my, my

[Anonymous No.51158815]

>>51158797
Wait until lunchtime is over
You have no idea how serious jews take their lunchtime

[Anonymous No.51158832]

>>51158672
I always read replies in case there's something I'm missing but I was right, a code monkey like you does not have a relevant opinion on AI-assisted design in the manufacturing space.

[Anonymous No.51158834]

>>51158739
It's a good screencap, ya done good anon

[Anonymous No.51158840]

>>51158724
That needs a trim and I not talking about the lawn

[Anonymous No.51158846]

>>51158810
Congratulations anon, the market will never crash again, so now you'll be rich. You showed the bobos!

[Anonymous No.51158850]

>>51158633
You have no clue.

[Anonymous No.51158857]

405.70 top tick then load your puts up SPY

[Anonymous No.51158858]

>>51158679
Meh, I was going to long, because a bankrupting company is the best choice in clown market.
But more rape means clown market is ending soon.

[Anonymous No.51158859]

I don’t understand, isn’t it obvious that what’s been driving this market the past 8 months is expectations on interest rates? Every time a CPI is released, there’s a Fed speech, or an FOMC meeting, the market swings like crazy. Is the market not just pricing in another 75 bps hike instead of a 50 bps? What would initiate the crash?

[Anonymous No.51158862]

We're heading for a green day, against all odds. The pivot is coming.

[Anonymous No.51158874]

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51158876]

>>51158680
you had a lecture on gai and incorrectly concluded that nai isn't worth a few trillion in total factor productivity over the next two decades.
you're missing some crucial links there.

[Anonymous No.51158879]

>>51158780
Can't wait until SOXL is at like $60 again at some point and you gloating fags are gone and my stack has 3x'd

[Anonymous No.51158885]

>>51158859
Everything is completely fake anon. Every "catalyst" is just cover for a bunch of banks to move things around per the policy of whichever lizard faggots happen to control the government that year.

[Anonymous No.51158898]

>>51158815
What fucking absolute KIKERY is this.

[Anonymous No.51158912]

>>51158879
>5 years later anon can gloat
OK my lil wolf of wall street when's your marriage to Mrs. (formerly Mr.) SOXL? Are we all invited?

[Anonymous No.51158914]

Let's just fill the gap six fucking times today

[Anonymous No.51158917]

>>51158672
AI 100% solves useful problems. Computer vision for process automation/QA for example or finding new drugs by protein folding or mechanical part structure by optimizing strength/material used

[Anonymous No.51158919]

>>51158859
>What would initiate the crash?
If VCs aren't able to keep the easy money taps open by shitting their pants whenever the Fed suggests they want to otherwise. There is a literal ocean of shitcos that the economy has been accumulating for a decade kept on life support by this easy cash. Most of those are "tech" shitcos.
UBER is still the posterchild of this, even moreso than TSLA.

[Anonymous No.51158921]

what if you go to the deli during lunch and hang out like you're supposed to be there, then you can overhear if they're going to pump it or dump it in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.51158924]

>>51158898
Buy puts at 405.70
Respect the algos
Isn't it obvious

[Anonymous No.51158927]

It's happening.

[Anonymous No.51158929]

>>51158912
are you really short semis?
why?

[Anonymous No.51158931]

>>51158790
Its hard to say. It took 3 months for the RSI on the Weekly to turn Bullish. Last Quad Witching was the exact date they bottomed the market. They definitely do front run pivots right before important dates. Quad Witching Sept 16, Fed Meeting Sept 21, Shemitah Sept 26. I wouldn't be surprised if they front runned the September sell off by 2 weeks, which they just so happed to have done when SPX touched its 200 DMA mid-August.

[Anonymous No.51158932]

uhoh stinky bobo

[Anonymous No.51158934]

>>51158912
lol people who unironically think it's going to take SOXL 5 years to hit 60 again are so dumb

[Anonymous No.51158940]

>>51158850
>"very probable symmetry move"
based on fucking what
symmetry being cool?

[Anonymous No.51158941]

>>51158876
>two decades
ah yes another Elon musk dick sucker

[Anonymous No.51158945]

>>51158784
I watched mo money on vhs while recovering from having my tonsils out. My mom thought I liked tapioca pudding so I had to eat that shit instead of chocolate. Then I said fuck it and choked down some pizza rolls while watching a real world LA marathon on mtv. If you’ve read this far into my blog post I have literally made you my bitch and I will not apologize.

[Anonymous No.51158947]

>>51158927
Massive scalp. Prepare your anus for afternoon

[Anonymous No.51158949]

>>51158934
soxl will never be 60 again

[Anonymous No.51158958]

>>51158941
atrociously low quality post

[Anonymous No.51158960]

Absolutely fucking incredible and fake that we aren't down another 3%. It is BAD out there. I know at least 20-30 people that are reducing spending significantly or fucked financially, and they keep pumping these gay fucking index funds to hide reality

[Anonymous No.51158962]

>>51157815
>BYD's Q2 net profit soars 245% from Q1 to about $400 million
OOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BYD BOYS AT?

https://cnevpost.com/2022/08/29/byds-net-profit-soared-245-to-rmb-2-8-billion-in-q2-from-q1/

[Anonymous No.51158964]

>>51158859
That's why we have to wait as it becomes a closer reality. Mumu is still holding out hope something will change before the next meeting.
when homes only cost $200k, 4% rates aren't crazy. When they cost $600k and rates go up to 6%, something is going to break.

It might just be some hedgie with exposure to MBS saying that it's time for the party to end.

[Anonymous No.51158968]

>>51158850
I do have a clue there's dozens charts like that.
Uranium stocks did a x10-x20 in 2 years imagine buying after such a big move in such a short time.

[Anonymous No.51158972]

>>51158949
same question >>51158929

[Anonymous No.51158979]

>>51158958
why bother arguing? you're an idiot it's that simple I don't argue with idiots

[Anonymous No.51158980]

kek, bobo, kek

[Anonymous No.51158990]

>>51158960
>he thinks the stock market has anything to do with reality

[Anonymous No.51158994]

>>51158968
You do understand that power plants are starting up again right?

[Anonymous No.51158997]

>>51158874
>>51158980

[Anonymous No.51159006]

What do I buy to make as much money as possible in 5 years

[Anonymous No.51159017]

lmao at the momo euphoria. you guys are going to get fucked hard if all it takes for you to throw your money in is a +0.5% day. fucking kek

[Anonymous No.51159024]

>>51158979
>>51158941
mouth breathing retard detected
>>51158876
ignore him, he's the same dumb faggot from last thread
just know that random 3rd party observers agree with you and appreciate your appeal to reason
fuck that guy, he's such a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.51159027]

>>51158972
being short semis and soxl not reaching 60 again are two different things retard. Unironically chop chop

[Anonymous No.51159033]

>>51158024
Why hasn't SIGA crashed to $13 yet? That's where the support is. How is it just hovering between support and resistance without moving. Astrology lines are bullshit.

[Anonymous No.51159036]

>>51158994
Have you heard of something being priced into the stocks price?

[Anonymous No.51159037]

IF I EVER SAY IT'S GONNA HAVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS OR THAT IT'S GONNA DUMP AT EXACTLY 405.70, TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT
I THOUGHT YOU COULD WERE THINKING ABSTRACTLY AND REALIZED THAT NOTHING IS EVER AN EXACT SCIENCE SO STOP BEING LITERAL REDDITORS THAT WANT TO BELIEVE IN CONCRETE FACTS
THERE ARE NONE AS LONG AS WE REMAIN MORTAL.
WANT PERMANENT TRUTH, FIND JESUS. OTHERWISE STOP BEING SO FUCKING LITERAL

[Anonymous No.51159043]

>>51159027
lol maybe it'll hit 60 after a reverse split

[Anonymous No.51159050]

>>51159033
Didn't mean to quote.

[Anonymous No.51159053]

>>51159024
you're trying to argue with me about fiction lol if you're that bored go watch some blacked porn which I'm sure you're well versed in seeing as how easy it is to brainwash your kind. humans like you deserve to be drawn and quartered so we can see what makes you tick

[Anonymous No.51159055]

>>51159027
>muh chop
...You did just see how SOXL doubled from the 10s to the 20s right? You do know how triple leverage works right?

[Anonymous No.51159059]

>listen to /smg/
>lose money
>listen to Reddit about BBBY
>make money

???

[Anonymous No.51159061]

>>51159017
You want there to be a recession over inflation that is literally going down as we speak because it might take a year as opposed to six months otherwise. You're a piece of shit. The rally won't stop, the Fed will have to accept this.

[Anonymous No.51159068]

THIS SHIT IS FAKE AND GAY GOD DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.51159070]

Well what do you know?! Those TQQQ calls I bought earlier this morning are now in the green, and just like that they will never be red again

[Anonymous No.51159074]

>>51159068
maybe YOU are fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.51159077]

how the fuck can it crab 1% either way multiple time a day????

[Anonymous No.51159079]

>>51159036
If you constantly think everything is priced in you should never invest in the first place.

[Anonymous No.51159083]

>>51159059
>Reddit
post results or fuck off

[Anonymous No.51159090]

>>51158306
What the fuck are you on about, dumb /pol/tard?

[Anonymous No.51159093]

>>51159061
how big is your 401k? do you use margin?

[Anonymous No.51159095]

It's really just absolutely stunning that this ridiculous farce can even go on for this long. Two months of nonstop faggotworld clown pumping and no end in sight (other than midterms) just holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.51159100]

>>51159053
I'm not arguing with you about anything. I am just reading the conversation between you 2, reading your posts, and you're a fucking faggot. You are unable to have a discussion. You spend your entire time attacking the person, instead of the ideas. You're a faggot. We are here to discuss ideas and make money. You are here to suck cocks and be a faggot. Kill yourself.
I don't have a horse in the AI race. But I do have a horse in the telling you to go fuck yourself you fucking faggot race

[Anonymous No.51159110]

>>51159059
>shitpost on /smg/
>waste time
>ignore reddit
>make own decisions
>profit

[Anonymous No.51159113]

>>51159068
So you saw the futures crab all of last night above it's9 pm low and you thought the dump was going to continue? lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.51159114]

>>51158278
>still red despite days of going down
>are you worried
yeah I'm super duper worried that we're going to end the day with only -0.1%

[Anonymous No.51159118]

>>51159079
No, not really, if you attempt to time or beat the markets then yes

[Anonymous No.51159120]

>>51159083

[Anonymous No.51159123]

>>51159095
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent idk why anyone is expecting spy to jsut go to 100$ and poof the market is over everything is done nukes get thrown and humanity ends. that's not how things work lol, spy will go lower that's a fact but not in a week and not in a month especially with Brandon in office and the corruption still in government unless a few good men with guns change that

[Anonymous No.51159130]

And I do hope you all understand that this clownworld faggot president just sold our entire way of life to banks. Literally, our lives are being sold to banks. Our houses, our wealth, our technology, even our women. Joe Faggot Biden is the puppet they put in place to help them buy up -- very literally -- what was supposed to be *our* lives.

[Anonymous No.51159131]

>>51159095
>two months
try a decade, this shit is not ending

[Anonymous No.51159132]

>>51159033
SIGA isn't crashing to $13, anon. $16 is the bottom

[Anonymous No.51159135]

>>51159059
how about you do us a favor and go right back? have a updoot on the way out faggot

[Anonymous No.51159145]

Why does popo think 4% interests rates will solve 10% inflation

[Anonymous No.51159147]

>>51159100
lmao get help brah seriously if you're losing money I get you're upset but people like you who are angry just to be angry have serious psychological damage probably from your mom or maybe your dad whichever it is SORT YOURSELF OUT.

[Anonymous No.51159149]

>>51159123
yeah the market never dumps or anything like that thanks for the genius people quotes, genius

[Anonymous No.51159153]

Gimme strength to not sell my +20% UUUU. It'll be +200% if I wait the many years I originally planned.

[Anonymous No.51159154]

>>51159077
shit volume

[Anonymous No.51159157]

Wow so I guess that was the bottom huh

[Anonymous No.51159164]

>>51159027
>Unironically chop chop
Debunked, holding costs the same as a margin loan.
TQQQ is even better, equivalent to free margin.
All arguments against SOXL are indistinguishable from arguments to short semis, so I'll ask again, why are you short semis?

[Anonymous No.51159166]

>>51157815
Does petrobras really pay 40% dividend?

[Anonymous No.51159179]

>>51158919
A lot of the shitcos have already seen their share price kneecapped, most are down like 50% or more. I understand there’s always more room to drop, but there isn’t as many shitcos as there were during the dot com bubble.

[Anonymous No.51159181]

>>51159153
remember anon diamond hands hodl XD

[Anonymous No.51159180]

>>51159147
Stop posting here. You offer no wisdom. You offer no advice. Your opinions are shit. Your portfolio is shit. You are shit. The general would be better with you no longer posting here. You have been shit posting all day. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.51159192]

>>51159157
What am i looking at?

[Anonymous No.51159198]

>>51159192
Science.

[Anonymous No.51159202]

>>51159180
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.51159203]

>>51159181
I've still got some shares under 2 so yeah

[Anonymous No.51159206]

my stop losses have been too tight. ive been cucking myself needlessly,

[Anonymous No.51159214]

spy closing $410

[Anonymous No.51159220]

>>51159192
First set of khazar milkers in space. Quite brave, desu with you.

[Anonymous No.51159221]

>>51159192
extraterrestrial sex dolls

[Anonymous No.51159224]

>>51157945

[Anonymous No.51159233]

>>51159149
it does dump but your puts that you bought aren't just going to magically make you money because you want them to, learn to play the game or resign yourself to the craps tables

[Anonymous No.51159238]

Let's all do our part to slide how retarded, gay, and blatantly fake our entire society is right now.

[Anonymous No.51159258]

>>51157945
I, for one, welcome our new synthetic overlords.

[Anonymous No.51159257]

>>51158585
How many SQQQs do I need to get a Dagestani wife (or 4) like this?

[Anonymous No.51159261]

>>51159238
>our
it's not ours,if that makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.51159262]

>>51159233
I'm not holding any puts, and I'm up for the day. Try again you smarmy faggot dickhead.

[Anonymous No.51159267]

>>51158480
>tfw ordered a beef chalupa and they gave me chicken
>tfw ordered a lemonade and they gave me pink
>tfw asked for some fire sauce and they gave me only hot

tell me why I shouldnt go back with a gun

[Anonymous No.51159272]

I'm short a bunch of siga calls at 15. That's why it refuses to drop below it.

You're welcome siga sissies.

[Anonymous No.51159274]

one thing I can say about my wife. Her onlyfans revenue doesnt go down 10% in a day

[Anonymous No.51159275]

>"hope nobody actually listened and bought his bag"
>"it's down 9% so it must be bad"
>"smg is retarded but not that retarded"
suck my ass

[Anonymous No.51159277]

>>51159157
It is.

[Anonymous No.51159284]

What If We Hacked Into The NYSE Servers And Short Circuited Them To Pump Our Bags?

Would take someone with some basic C++ knowledge and some cybersecurity licenses to get in.

[Anonymous No.51159291]

>>51159257
None. They only like chad TQQQ holders.

[Anonymous No.51159294]

>>51157910
bro what if the 3 rules of ai make the robots decide the only optimum choice is to wipe out humans to save us from ourselves shieeeet

[Anonymous No.51159301]

You’ve had you fun mumu on such low volume but it’s time to resume to the dump

[Anonymous No.51159311]

>>51159284
the last time something like that happened gme doubled in value in less than an hour

[Anonymous No.51159316]

>>51159275
How many hours was that?

[Anonymous No.51159318]

New

>>51159304
>>51159304

[Anonymous No.51159321]

>>51159294
They'd be just in doing so.
>>51159301
no

[Anonymous No.51159325]

>>51159277
What about your pic implies that? Not doubting you just want to learn

[Anonymous No.51159334]

>>51159267
>that'll be $15/hr plz

[Anonymous No.51159332]

>>51159316
Friday at close.

[Anonymous No.51159333]

>>51159291
>they only like people who lose money fast
interesting

[Anonymous No.51159339]

>>51159145
I never got a good answer for this. How do you solve supply shortages by increasing the cost of a business line of credit? You don't, you'll just trigger stagflation.
So I made a bet that Jerome wouldn't do it. And that's how I learned to short bureaucratic competence.

[Anonymous No.51159345]

>>51159325
The data for the new month of August.

[Anonymous No.51159348]

>>51159037
I love Jesus, but not nearly as much as he loves me! :)

[Anonymous No.51159380]

>>51159284
The Fed’s would be busting down your door and instantly reverse your gains... The entire financial world would come down on you worse than Bernie Madoff and ensure you spent the next 200 years in federal pound me in the ass prison, no North Carolina club fed for you

[Anonymous No.51159390]

>>51159100
>I don't have a horse in the AI race. But I do have a horse in the telling you to go fuck yourself you fucking faggot race

[Anonymous No.51159424]

are we really gunna rally??

or is this gunna plunge downard eod and tmrw?
kind of worried about turnaround tuesday tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51159438]

>ypf

[Anonymous No.51159445]

who else is holding Giga Chad Technology (GCT)?

[Anonymous No.51159450]

>>51159284
There’s no money at the exchange, what’s the point in hacking it. Other than producing chaos, damage etc

[Anonymous No.51159451]

why is the volume extremely low today? are we dumping hard af soon?

[Anonymous No.51159452]

>>51159424
>turnaround tuesday tomorrow
based cnbc enjoyer

[Anonymous No.51159496]

>>51159451
It's still vacation season.

[Anonymous No.51159562]

>>51159452
please say there is a webm of this. I will sell all my bags if its true. This is sell signal if i ever heard of one.

[Anonymous No.51159563]

>>51159037
Jesus who? There are, like, over 9,000 Jesuses in Mexico. You're typing in all caps and your advice sucks, bro.

[Anonymous No.51159649]

>>51159339
>How do you solve supply shortages by increasing the cost of a business line of credit
It's not a supply problem it's a demand problem

[Anonymous No.51159653]

Help is available.

[Anonymous No.51159781]

>>51159153
Just close the chart, anon. I sold at opening and will buy back in a few months, but it looks like it still has room to run.

[Anonymous No.51160300]

>>51159267
Because you not a colored man. Do what white people do. Call the customer service. Politely complain. Get free coupons for next visit. Live you life.

[Anonymous No.51160511]

>>51159649
>It's not a supply problem it's a demand problem

>people are just buying too much food and gas, presumably just to waste it
>increasing costs of proucing food and gas will naturally make them more expensive, thus actually causing inflation
>but! we'll eventually break the economy, and then people will be too poor to buy food and gas, and prices will come down!

central bankers are amazing