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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>51137898

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>51143600
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,187.907B, 97P = 22.556B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,182.452B, 98P = 22.270B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>> No.51143642

Sneed

>> No.51143652 [DELETED] 

>>51137816
>>51137816
>>51137816

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

>>51137816
>>51137816
>>51137816

>> No.51143660

>one day closer to a global economic meltdown that apparently no one (else) is prepared for
Feels comfy

>> No.51143671

Kek baggies

>> No.51143709

>>51143660
Never gonna happen kek baggies.

>> No.51143712

>51143652
sneed the hedgies and the bullying will end

>> No.51143723

>>51143660
It's gonna happen kek hedgies

>> No.51143727

Rent free, care free. MOASS tomorrow, gentlemen.

>> No.51143731

>>51143652
Say it, say the line SN-EE-D, come on baby make daddy happy, SN-EE-D SNEED just one little word. You can say it.

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>>51143600
Daily reminder that THE BEST option for post MOASS dating is to become a sugar daddy. You'll be able to pick any kind of women you want from the comfort of your $2,000,000 penthouse and have full control over the situation at all times. She can be your fuck buddy, travel companion, romantic sensual lover, tomboy vidya coop nudist fren, all of the above or anything you want. All you have to do is keep your wits about you and not fall for any tricks or feel inclined to give her more money than she's willing to work for. This is the SAFEST way to meet VETTED AND VERIFIED women and all of them will want you and to please you.

Take the sugar dating pill.

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51143741

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

>> No.51143783

>>51143731
NIGGER SNEED KEK BAGGIES

>> No.51143788

>>51143720
Okay. How do I not end up like that if all I want is to get a trad Russian wife?

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51143800

If any Moth Children servants are lurking, please notify your masters that I demand payment now.

>> No.51143801

>>51143788
Just get a mail order bride you retard

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>>51143600
Tyrian the Level music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Hn8seewW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7sBuntObOw

>> No.51143805
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51143805

>>51143741
>741
checked
I don't check on these threads much these days but just FYI I will hold into eternity

>> No.51143812

>>51143735
That just seems so shallow, fake to me. Why would I want to be with someone who does not truly love and care for me and is only using me for money? Seems degenerate and sinful.

>> No.51143827

help

>> No.51143831

>>51143801
I don't know about that. I've read a lot of stories of mail order brides marrying, getting their green card and then immediately leaving for some other guy.

>> No.51143848

>>51143831
Probably because most men who buy mail order brides are fat, lonely, autistic nerds with not a lot of money. You'll have millions of dollars and six pack abs from GME. She'll never leave you

>> No.51143882

>>51143812
If it turns into something else it turns into something else. But more than. Likely she will be with you for status, power and money.

>> No.51143883

what a based and legitimate thread

>> No.51143888
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>>51143848
>and six pack abs from GME
I am taking the Jack Nicholson pill, and I will not be sorry.

>> No.51143890

>>51143888
Checked and based

>> No.51143899

>>51143888
checked and a person like Jack Nicholson should be a cautionary tale against such gluttony and excess that may accompany wealth

>> No.51143905

>>51143848
Yeah maybe she won't leave me but she won't truly love me either if she don't find me attractive. Guess I'll just have to go to a based ortho and get a gigachad maxilla with my gamestore monies.

>> No.51143935

>>51143882
I'm not interested in having a girl just tolerate my existence because she wants power and money. That is just pathetic and shameful. If it's not real love than I'm not interested in such shallow things.

>> No.51143943

>>51143812
It most likely can be sinful if that's what you make of it. I'm sure better men than me could turn it into a more wholesome endeavor. But the fact remains that you won't be able to find a wife without lying about your wealth. Who wants to be with a liar? And who wants to lie to someone they want to trust? The traditional ways of finding a partner were never meant for us. They didn't work before we were rich and they definitely won't work after we're rich. Whether or not someone cares about you is entirely up to how you act, but what sugar dating does is it lets you air out the fact that YES you are rich and you are looking for a woman. These women won't lie to you about that they initially came to you seeking money, YOUR JOB is to make them like you regardless of money and to work on your social skills. Money opens the door for dating any girl you want, sugar dating is the door.

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I don't know which is funnier, the thread splitter getting BTFO by the dick spammer or the dick spammer getting jannied and coming straight back haha

Thats some commitment on both sides lol

>> No.51143961

>>51143735
Based. I wonder how many moass simps will loose all their money on twitch and cam whores. These boys when hot girl will give them attention will fall hard for her and open their wallet like a little whore. I strongly suggest to fuck at least 100 luxury escorts just to chill. When bitches will find out you have cash they will be all over you to get their share and suck you dry. And remember, every hot chick has bf or some criminal badboy so keep your mouth shut about wealth or you maybe become part of deadly triangle.

>> No.51143973

>>51143947
He should remember not to bump the thread while he's at it

>> No.51143983

gay baker bot

>> No.51143990

>>51143888
Very based

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>>51143604
I join you in comfort on this Sunday evening

>> No.51143998

>>51143973
Dunno I like the idea of biz opening it and getting a dick in the face.

>> No.51144004

>>51143961
I'm donating 40% of my MOASS money to Sweet Anita, 20% to TheSphereHunter, and 10% to HappyConsoleGamer because he has a cute wife

>> No.51144021

>>51143998
I see your point

>> No.51144024

>>51143935
Married men don't even get the real unconditional love we were taught that exists as kids. That love you're after only can exist between a mother and her children. That love is a different sort of love between two spouses. The best we can do is find a virgin and try to elicit their their best feelings towards you.

>> No.51144032

>>51143788
Work on your personality and spiritual values, don’t try to attract women with money or else you will attract the wrong sort. There is no way to luck into a worthwhile relationship, because it takes two worthwhile people working hard at it. You can’t just buy it like shares of gme unless you just want to be a glorified whore monger, and even if they are what you want in that case, what have you really received?

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>>51143961
Excellent advice fren.

All these morons who believe they can get a woman to fall in love with them are going to get ruined. You need to have experienced what women are like before you WAGMI make it, or you're gonna be a complete sucka.

>> No.51144054

>>51144024
Absolutely based and truth pilled.

>> No.51144058

Dark Souls III online is back and I just killed a Fume Knight Greatsword user, a spiked mace user, I was pretty confident about beating the Gundyr's Halberd user (we both popped each other's Tears of Denial buffs) but another blue joined in and didn't understand it was a fight club.

>> No.51144063

>>51143943
I'm a little more convinced. Explain to me how you would start sugar dating. Do you just get like a manager or something that picks out a girl for you and ask is she's interested? Idk man, I assume the girls that would do that sort of thing are probably whores and not fit to be a good mother.

>> No.51144073

>>51143848
>>51143882
>>51144024
Immature late teens early 20 year olds, possibly virgins, 100% little to no dating experience itt. People who have never seen a true love, which is a choice to commitment and effort everyday for each other. Because of divorce and the degeneration of people, 60% of people these days grew up in divorced homes and have nothing to model a healthy sense of love after. People itt are a consequence of that

>> No.51144082

>>51144032
Just take a shower, bro. Truth is without money you are not going to get any attractive girl. If you would be Chad you would have girls already. I don't give shit if girls loves me or even likes me, I just want her to be good whore, good companion, good cook and give me some babies in return for life of luxury. Her feels are irrelevant for me. She may hate me and I don't care as long she sucks my dick and do what I tell her.

>> No.51144090

>>51143961
For this reason alone I'm going to take my sugar babies to my personal shooting range on many dates and always make it a fact that I'm concealed carrying and that if something like that were to happen, no one in this situation makes it out alive. hopefully it never gets to that. I'll also hire private investigators to keep tabs on my sugar babies to find out if any of them are fucking around or planning devious shit.

>> No.51144092

>>51144063
Holy shit you're completely clueless. You need to get into a group of men who have experienced life. Join a sports team with men above the age of 30-35, you will learn far more from them than anyone who you pay for advice.

>> No.51144095

>>51144032
The problem is social media has ruined women. Even the most ugly, fat, disgusting ones are now entitled and "holding out" for their price charming who's 6 foot 3 and rich, even if they have to hold out their entire life, rather than tempering their expectations of reality to accept average men. The 90/10 rule applies where 90% of women talk to 10% of men online because they are vapid whores who window shop, with little to know introspection about their station in life. Holes are holes, even if you find a good one, they are a hole and their worth boils down to production and occasionally not spending more money than they generate. Other than that everything else is secondary.

>> No.51144097

>>51144024
I have read that Russian women are so loyal that they followed their men into the gulags. So this is just a fantasy?

>> No.51144102

I want Sam Hyde to box Ken Griffin

>> No.51144114

>>51144037
If they tried to pull a reverse psychology on you with GME then you'd be calling bullshit lol.

>> No.51144115

>>51144082
Not sure if this immaturity and hopelessness is more funny or sad. You have already lost if 1. You think what you are asking for is possible and 2. That the “guy who isn’t chad” can never get a pretty girl. Everything you just wrote is a major cop out, written like you are under 25 y/o doomer

>> No.51144119 [DELETED] 

>>51144097
The German women spread their legs for the Russian soldiers so it's really just the entire anglosphere is full of fat disgusting traitorous whores, it's why I'll be leaving it

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i'm just not gonna sell lol

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>>51143993 39 93
Nice. Enjoy your evening and WGAMI, fren.

>> No.51144140

>>51144063
How old are you? Finding pussy was never that hard even for a shut in warcraft player. You never shotgunned dating sites before?

>> No.51144159

>>51144063
Just go to clubs and places where you meet females and offer her holidays in nice place with you, this is how it starts. If she is nice and does what you expect reward her with moderate shopping, gifts, dinners, flowers then pay her bills and rent etc just buy calculator and don't overpay. She will stick with you as long you will want because unless you are fuck disgusting lets admit its nice when someone pays for you. I wish to have sugar mommy

>> No.51144163

>>51144092
Drake has a manager that picks out girls for him to sleep with, they have to sign a contract. What am I clueless about?

>> No.51144171

Stupid fucking baggies

>> No.51144190

>>51144163
You are not Drake, You do not need to worry about the public finding out you like to piss on girls ruining your income.

>> No.51144201

>>51144140
Yes I've shotgunned tinder and other dating sites. I just don't follow up on tinder because I have chronic ptsd and struggle to have a normal conversation. I had a girl straight up ask me if I wanted to fuck when I was like 16 (25 now) and I said no because she was my friends gf and I was not attracted to her, plus she was drunk.

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Hehe hehe sorry hedgies and shillies, uhhhhhhh, I just DON'T want to sell???? I simply will not! Aha Hahahahaha!

>> No.51144228

>>51144201
Aight man, post MOASS give me 20% of your MOASS money and your dick is now my dick, I will bring you any time of puta bitch you are craving.

>> No.51144235

To be honest I just want to bang a girl that doesn't speak English. I don't know what she's saying, what she wants, if it hurts or feels good or she's asking me to stop. Just going to town on someone I can't understand and won't have to talk to afterwards

>> No.51144242

>>51144063
Sugar dating will most likely involve you creating 2 or 3 paid membership accounts to different dedicated websites. SeekingArrangements is one of them, but there are a few doze reputable ones. The advanced search function should be more than enough to filter out whores if you want. My take is that YES, most of the women on there right now are undesirables and whores (to those with standards), but the more deeper that economic decay goes into, the more even the better women will feel the need to flock to these websites out of necessity. Only Fans won't be an option because normal simps will be too poor to pay, so the only thing left is good ol fashioned sexual exchanges. But it doesn't HAVE to be like that. YOU could be the type of person to find a cute young virgin or girl who only had 1 sex partner and show her your kindness and generosity. That's up to you to decide how you treat the situation.

If you are wanting to go the holier than thou route, WIDOWED single mothers should be in your sights as well. just something to think about.

>> No.51144244

>>51144097
When women talk "men" they mean "Chads". You think if you have balls you are a "man" but you are not for a female. Female is only loyal to Chad. So woman will do shit for you unless you are top 20% guy and it has nothing to do with being russian or not. So the story about following to Gulags is probably true but it happened because they were tall and handsome. Whats wrong with you faggots, how can you be on 4chan and not blackpilled ?

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>>51137816
>>51137816
>>51137816
Threaded!

>> No.51144279

>>51144263
That's a lot of cock n balls.

>> No.51144315

>>51144279
Is it men with boob implants? How do they get such cock?

>> No.51144327

>>51144315
There are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits.

>> No.51144336

The fact that it takes hours for the cock spammer to get yeeted from the fake threads tells you the jannies either ignore or are compromised in some way for all of /biz/ nothing ever gets done about the state of these threads and now we can see it's not just the /gme/ threads but all of biz

>> No.51144370

>>51144327
It's actually a race of sentient alien humanoid floating dicks who create a female appearance simply to attract men to ensnare them into extraterrestrial sexual ritual acts.

>> No.51144379

>>51144336
What's it say about the jannys (not trannys) that there is a fake bread up for almost 10 hours with constant cock spam but no thread conversation?

>> No.51144402

>>51144379
indeed, I wonder what would happen if someone spammed many more threads, like dozens of GME threads. Maybe they might cotton on to it. But their HRT and Xanax addled brains literally can't comprehend anything.

>> No.51144432

>>51144379
And how many obvious sockpuppet IDs shilling his thread and getting their posts deleted does it take to just nuke the whole lot?

>> No.51144482

how many more tomorrow's?

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I can't wait another month but I have to

>> No.51144515

>>51144482
There's only one tomorrow.

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This is the one and only place to talk about GME on the 4chinz and there isn't a single penis in sight.

>> No.51144611

>>51144263
Gay Men Enthusiast thread?
Sorry this general is about the stock GME.

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>>51144599
Benis :D

>> No.51144634

>>51144515
which tomorrow is THE tomorrow?

>> No.51144641

>>51144634
I'm pretty sure tomorrow is tomorrow.

>> No.51144666

>>51144641
Not sure, I have been looking into this for over a year now, when it hit's midnight it becomes today, not tomorrow, that is still tomorrow.

>> No.51144690

I need a J pow face swap on this guy, like now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV-DZtN2IMU

>> No.51144712

>>51144666
very well put, satan.

speaking of satan...

https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/252093/pope-francis-instructs-vatican-entities-to-move-all-funds-to-vatican-bank-by-sept-30

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>>51144263
Threaded like this 18-8 Stainless Steel rod? Tell me more because I am intrigued and definitely not grimly amused by your quite gentle attempts at irritating one of the most grizzled despondent and psyop-hardened human collectives on earth today, if not the entire history of humankind.

Seriously, lmaooooo. Wut?

>> No.51144778 [DELETED] 

>>51144713
I know an m8 threaded rod when I see one. Nice. Impressive.

>> No.51144830

>>51144778
I'm gonna plant so many trees when I WAGMI.

>> No.51144910

Post MOASS I'm gonna pay so many guys to cum on my belly and then have them lick it off

>> No.51144932

>>51143943
I beg to differ, imagine the confidence you'll gain from fuck you money, you won't need to tell women how much you have or can give away, you'll be walking around with huge fucking stones leading a do whatever the fuck you like life, fucking hell you can have a different woman every night just by buying a drink or two and talking about your life experiences without revealing too much if anything at all, and if it doesn't work out you can just remain "friends" and ghost the fuck out of them, our day to day lives are going to be so much different compared to what we live right now, and you lot better get used to not giving a fuck.

>> No.51144972

>>51144666
be straight with me satan, when will tomorrow be tomorrow?

>> No.51144979

>>51144244
What happens to a man to make him this dejected?

>> No.51145013

I can't wait to build a new rig, my old ass i7 is long in the tooth, the 3070ti ain't too sad but I really want 64GB of RAM, a 4xxx series card, an i9 and a lian li desk to run not 1 but 2 rigs in it. I would use both quite easily. I have 4 monitors and one is an ultrawide and I am still cramped lol. I can't wait to spurge money on things I need, like a house, farming equipment and other things, but a man has to have his toys.

>> No.51145053

>>51144263
https://www.lamborghini.com/en-en/models/urus

>> No.51145070

>>51144159
Jesus this is sad, imagine:
*UNCE UINCE UNCE club music UNCE UNCE*
HEY BABY WANNA GO ON HOLIDAY AND I'LL BUY YOU SHIT FOREVER AND PAY YOUR BILLS
"err ok"
WINRAR
You boys need to get your shit together, get fit, dress nice but dont overdo it with gucci shit, sort your own life out before allowing someone else into it, otherwise you'll be that boring fuck who throws money around just to please a fucking woman. you are one of them ones that will blow it all on simping and I'll have no sympathy whatsoever whilst I bang and bin off birds every fucking night.

>> No.51145109

>>51145070
Utterly based take.

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51145132

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>> No.51145153

>>51144979
2022

>> No.51145213

God dammit I hate you stupid fucking bagholders so damn much

>> No.51145228

On the topic of post-MOASS dating, I feel like the best use of that money is improving YOURSELF, giving YOURSELF the skills you need to find the woman you want to spend your life with.

Sure, you can use whores to gain sexual experience and confidence, but using money to gain women is a good way to get fleeced/robbed.

Use your newfound time and money to develop SOCIAL skills. Hire an expert in that area if you have to.
Money can be lost just as easily as it can be gained, skills last you a lifetime.

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>>51145228
I'm going to become Patrick Bateman unironically

>> No.51145288

Can't wait for MOASS so I can hire lots of tranny escorts so I can suck their fat cocks and have them fill my ape asshole up with cum.

Thank You Ryan Cohen for allowing me to fulfill my fantasy through MOASS.

That is, having fat thick throbbing veiny cocks slapping my face as I have my cock slurped on and suckled till my balls are drained.

So glad I am apart of this moment and am a fellow ape.

Any other apes want to meet up for a suck and fuck fest with smokin hot trans girls when we are rich from MOASS?

>> No.51145289

>>51145228
Social skills are worthless to holes. You could be the most socially charming cunt in the room, even the fucking whales have become spoiled from internet dating, it's fucked the power dynamic up entirely by design.

>> No.51145334

>>51145289
>t. Virgin

>> No.51145343

>>51145289
Virgin

>> No.51145366

Kek crypto baggies. Bitcoin going to 17k before tomorrow.

>> No.51145391

>>51145366
It's barely below 20k lmao
Someone in here was saying it would be 15k before Monday and I checked and it was above 20k

>> No.51145400

>>51145289
I just started talking to a girl because people in my social group talked about me to her. Your stance in the social hierarchy is a very attractive thing to a woman hence why even the ugly football players in highschool still got girls.

>> No.51145436

>>51145391
it will be below $10k next week when the markets crash

>> No.51145442

>>51145228
I like you, we should hang. Paying money for sex is the lowest of the low imo, I much prefer the chase of it all. It really is as simple as getting it together, talk to everyone and anyone to gain social skills, yes you will get knocked back, but dgaf and move on with no remorse to the last experience. It's all a numbers game and you gotta bang them out. Love comes out of nowhere and you'll know when you see it, just don't let it pass you by, I personally hooked up with the girl of my dreams many moons ago, night out clubbing with friends and having fun, we hooked up but my stupid self thought it was a one night drunken thing and there's no way she's really that into me, but she was and I let her leave my life. You only get one go at this sort of thing and you got to seize the opportunity. All i'm saying is don't go for the sugar daddy life like these fucking idiots above are saying, they don't have any experience and want the quick way to fucking good looking women without putting the work in.

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51145446

I'm not reading shit you guys say, its all worthless and a waste of time. I just got back from vacation so I can finally post and say you guys are more useless and retarded than fucking redditors. You keep arguing against drs over and over again.

>> No.51145500

>>51145436
If Bitcoin goes below 10k. I would unironically sell all my GME and buy it

>> No.51145515

>>51145500
Checked digits of retarded faggotry

>> No.51145527

>>51145446
I'm 25/75 DRS'd don't make me make it 50/50 nigger

>> No.51145568

LISTEN YOU SPASTIC GIRLFRIENDLESS FUCKS....

How are you still optimistic about the womyn situation? I have spent my whole life in and out of relationships and let me tell you it doesn't matter how handsome or charming you are there is always someone better somewhere at something.

You may be 6ft3 with $2 million in your back pocket who can run a 5k in under 20 mins and can bench 400lbs for ten reps, you could be a CEO of a multi national corp....

But if she spends an afternoon with a guy who has a bit more cocky and is full of himself and she falls pray to his bullshit (and believe me she will) you're fucked.

Why can't you thick fucks get this through your retarded skulls....

Women are not capable of monogamy, they just simply can't do it. You are asking a fish to fly or pony to launch off into outer space. The only reason women stayed with their men in the past was because they could not afford to be on their own or they would be shamed (losing their position on the social ladder = a woman's kryptonite) by the local community.

What makes a successful marriage? An entire village who are educated on the perils of female freedom.

Unless you fucks are going to live in a tribe somewhere in Southern Panama you can forget ever "training up to be a perfect man who will be desirable", or "gaining enough wealth to find a good one".

If you want a marriage then move into an Amish community or something.

>> No.51145574

>>51145228
I will achieve a gigachad maxilla post moass and get a trad wife.

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>>51143735

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>>51145568

Not your personal blog

>> No.51145704

>>51145568
You're saying that marriage is not successful in 2022 and women are not loyal. I guess I'll just have a girlfriend until she finds someone richer and more attractive and leaves me then. Fuck being single. I want love.

>> No.51145723

>>51144932
Confidence shouldn't be looked at as "I can do whatever I want", you should view it as "I can work through anything I want". What you're describing is arrogance, and that's enough to lead you into some dark alley waiting to get shanked. Those that want to cold meet women in clubs are free to do so, but they pose substantial risks. Sugar dating offers terms, boundaries and contractual agreements, while normal dating operates off of feelings and lies you tell yourself about your partners preferences. You're also vulnerable to shit tests and games in your scenario when you catch feels, where I can just tell my sugar baby to hit the road, and we'll both move onto someone new the very next day. I won't need to ghost anyone, I end a contract and we're out of each others lives for good, as it should be. Our lives are going to be different, and we have to remain cold and calculated in our dating life until we find ideal marriage material.

>> No.51145789

>>51145228
Sugar dating is age old and more than workable if you're even the most bit intuitive of your surroundings. I plan on hiring private investigators to comb through my matches before AND during our time together to make sure she's not already with a dude or doing shady shit. IMO sugar dating is the safest mode of finding a partner, whether it be a slag or a wife.

>> No.51145792

>>51145723
This.
Confidence without competence will not end well

>> No.51145844

What did we used to do on weekends bros? Anyone playing anything? Watching anything? I'm about to finish Stargate SG-1 and playing some Nintendo 64 games on the Switch

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>>51145568
I'm just going to skip all of that and buy a genetically engineered catgirl.

>> No.51145871

>>51145568
I have finally made peace with this over the last year. Just turned 31; have been engaged to a girl for a year and then 6-7 years after that married a different girl. The second was the love of my life. We checked off every box. Unlike every other woman on the planet, I could spend weeks around her and not get annoyed/tired/impatient. She grew up fat but got surgery right before we met, so she had a good sense of humor and was self-sufficient….as she never had a decent man to do everything $$ for her.

We spent another couple years together before I married her @ a beautiful ceremony on her parents farm land. 10/10 life was perfect.

One day I decided to eat some Oxycodones out of boredom and she flipped 180degrees. She kicked me out of the home we were buying, called all my family and friends to tell them I was “on drugs again” and just ghosted me for weeks besides the occasional “come pickup your shit were getting a divorce” text.

During this period, my mother who raised me on her own got sick out of nowhere and passed away a week after checking into the hospital. This girl still proceeded with the divorce, ghosting me, and turning all my family and friends against me. I am still recovering from all this….I maybe have 5% of my “life” back.


TLDR; this was a “normal” “good” “loving” “sane” one…..and was still capable of loving me one day to leaving me for dead the next…….women are great, but the REALLY TRULY cannot be trusted the way another Man can.

>> No.51145879

>>51137816
>>51137816
>>51137816
Fresh bread for my baggie bros

>> No.51145881

>>51145844
I'm playing through Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past on my WiiU. I'm getting a head start on a MOASS goal of beating every good Zelda game.

>> No.51145975

>>51145871
Yes as soon as a woman sees any weakness in you, whatever that may be, your relationship is over.

If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard a story like yours I'd be GMEillionaire.

A woman's "love" will flip on a dime, without warning and if for one second you even ask for "another chance" or say "babe I'm sorry" it will make her hate you even more instinctively.

The best play is to say "lol bye". But realistically as a man how can you do that when you've been married or co-habitating with her for a few years. If you have kids and you say something like that she will put you through the ringer.

>> No.51145998

>>51145871
It’s ok to be a gaybro, gaybros get loads of sex, just don’t be a fag about it.

>> No.51146027

>>51145879
BASED

>> No.51146038

>>51145871
I don't think she should've left you just because you did drugs but it also sounds like neither one of you were ready for marriage nor had any actual love. Also did she catch you doing oxy or did you tell her you were doing them?

>> No.51146051

I don't know what's worse: thread splitting or an underground flute playing site giving attempting to give dating advice.

>> No.51146083

>>51146051
>or an underground flute playing site giving attempting to give dating advice.
I already died from cringe.

>> No.51146086

>>51145975
>as soon as a woman sees any weakness in you, whatever that may be, your relationship is over.
This. It's too much pressure on us to be 100% perfect 100% of the time, even with stupid little shit. They analyze everything, as if they are perfect themselves. Fuck that

>> No.51146109

>>51146051
This time last year it was discussions on Jewish red pills, now it’s a Dear Deirdre, the Internet is a weird place.

>> No.51146119

>>51145975
A weak man shouldn't be getting married or trying to start a family in the first place. Weak father's are the reason daughters are out of control and the sons are weak and feminine. I'm tired of men telling others not get married and start a family because they are weak and can't handle something as trivial as a woman's ego.

>> No.51146167

What will the 31 august BBBY announcement be?
Are the schizo baggies right and does it involve Cohen or Gamestop some way

>> No.51146180

>>51146119
Tell me you've never had a gf/wife without telling me. I run a tight ship but women can't handle it. If their friends are going clubbing she'll want to go clubbing, if her friends are going on girlie vacations she'll want to go on girlie vacations.

Unless ofc you're completely clueless and you believe that women are actually going on vacation to drink cocktails on the beach?

Because I can tell you first hand I've slept with girls whilst on vacation who have later turned around and said they have a man at home and then simply chuckled.

This is all written in the bible and most religious texts of old. - "The way of he adulteress, she eats, she wipes her mouth, she says she has done nothing wrong"

>> No.51146185

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x03q19/comment/im60gg8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
HALF_DANE YOU LEFT THIS UP FOR MORE THAN THREE (3) HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51146189

>>51145881
Nice bro, I played that recently on the 3DS. I was a little surprised at how short it was but it was still solid

>> No.51146192

>>51146051
>¿porque no los dos?
I’m staying out of that discussion because I know that while I’m competent at most shit, I’m hopeless at dating and shit without some serious help, and this is not the place to get it

>> No.51146208

>>51145871
Yea… take this from a fellow opiate user, you fucking deserved that. You caved and put both of you at risk for opiate addict bullshit. She trusted you and you blew it. She wasn’t in the wrong, and judging by your attitude you don’t see what the big deal was, so maybe she was right to leave

>> No.51146231

>>51146119
you just described my family

>> No.51146250

>>51146180
Why would you marry or date a woman who drinks in excess or wants to go out clubbing anyway? It sounds like the pool of women you're choosing from is setting you up for failure to begin with.

>> No.51146259

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n7NAEFcahI

the post-covid scaffolding holding things off is starting to be removed and reality will start to shine through. The used car bubble is on the verge of popping.

>> No.51146312

Will i be able to afford cunny post MOASS? And get away with it?

>> No.51146395

The only true dating advice that is always applicable is to never EVER follow any advice on dating from people in these threads

>> No.51146409

>>51145871
>One day I decided to eat some Oxycodones out of boredom
Seems like there's a lot left out of this story. There's no fucking way you just decided to take an extremely addictive opioid on a whim. Imagine ruining your life for a high because "you were bored"
It's like reading about someone being shocked their spouse left them after getting caught shooting heroin.

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51146423

We are all going to WAGMI. Check his digits

>> No.51146436

Please whisper sweet nothings of moass into my ears.

>> No.51146462

>>51146395
the only real rules of dating you need to know are as follows
>be attractive
>dont be ugly

>> No.51146517

>>51146436
>running water...

>> No.51146573
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51146573

Monday tomorrow. What are the odds that bitcoin just starts free-falling now and doesn't stop?

>> No.51146623

>>51143600
Just did a bunch of ketamine. I’m basically one with God right now. We already made it believe it or not

>> No.51146646

>>51146250
My point is, you may well marry/date a woman who is free of such vices, however, she may land a new job where it is part of the culture, or she may start hanging around with new people who encourage her to do such things. I dated a woman for 8 years throughout my twenties, when she started a new career at 30, she had a mini third life crises and became a completely different person.

Look at the meme President of Finland ffs. Married with two kids, grinding up against another man in a club, partying with losers. She wasn't like that when she was elected.

>> No.51146728

>>51146623
It sure doesn't feel like it. I can't wait to enjoy my weekends post MOASS instead of just sitting around waiting for market open

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Buttcoin taking another stinky I see

>> No.51146750

MGTOW is cringe as f*ck. And it does tend to have a following from men who would otherwise have not been able to even get a woman, however much of what they say is true.

And this is mandatory watching for anyone who thinks they're going to get a woman for life....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMD3H6oHyg

>> No.51146772

>>51146747
post butt

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>>51146772

>> No.51146876

>>51145871
You're retarded normal people don't take fucking opiates one day out of boredom. She was right to fucking cut and run before getting stuck with a fucking addict.

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>>51146789
KEK he did it

>> No.51146902

>>51146623
Druggie NGMI

>> No.51146929

>>51146646
So live in constant fear? Is that your advice? Lmao

God made Man and Woman for each other. Read the gospels, accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior who loves you, and every day strive to live like Christ lived. Any other path fails to make full use of your GameStop money.
GME May make you rich, but it is written that it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven. Selling GameStop shares for forty million dollars each can buy you bitches, but no amount of money will save your life. Only Christ can. And when He does (He wants to save you!), you’ll see that your desires naturally change. You will naturally want to live according to His will. And with that, in time, you will find the woman you never knew you wanted, the one who is better than you ever hoped for. Most of all because she strengthens your relationship with Christ, and you her.
Be thankful for GME. Be happy for GME. Make plans like you’ll be alive for a thousand years with your GME money. But never for one second think all the GME shares in the world can save your life. Only Christ can, and if you accept this Truth, the day will come when you realize you don’t even want every GME share.
Have a good Sunday evening anons. Maybe read the Gospel of John. And try to find peace with your worries. Better yet, give God your burdens, and your worries, and your anxieties, and pray that he gives you His peace. And most of all, plan to use your GME wealth not to glorify yourself, but to glorify God. Jesus loves you, and so do I. Wagmi. We are the new custodians of the earth! I pray all GME holders become the good shepherds of the world who will leave the 99 to save the 1.
His is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Thank God for GME.
>I hope the shills come to know Christ too

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>>51146646
>the meme President of Finland
Kek

>> No.51146972

My wife was a hoe and now she's loyal and sucks my dick while I look at hentai

Probably need to stop doing that but damn it feels good

>> No.51146986

>>51146646
The prime memester of Finland has most likely always been a superficial whore. Imagine how much partying and shit she was doing before she came to power. It's always been a clown world but the honking is deafening at this point.

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I bought some new thermal paste and installed it. It was a pain in the balls because I don't have a magnetic screw driver but now my PC temps are about 10 degrees cooler and I can game. After moass I'm going to spend $100,000,000 on PC parts.

>> No.51147009

>>51146972
>My wife was a hoe
ngmi. you broke rule #1

>> No.51147014

>>51146997
It was 30k yesterday, what changed?

>> No.51147026

>>51146972
>Was
No one tell him

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kek btcies

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>>51146972
>My wife was a hoe

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>>51147009
>>51147026
>>51147060
She cheated on her last BF and then he killed himself so I'm not worried

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>>51147014
>It was 30k yesterday, what changed?
I found more expensive hardware.

>> No.51147089

>>51147046
>>51146573
kek plungie anon was right

>> No.51147103

>>51147082
>She cheated on her last BF and then he killed himself so I'm not worried

jfc anon

>> No.51147151

>>51147082
What about the guy she cheated on him with?

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>>51147046
looks linear.

>> No.51147191

>>51146936
>Wow she's so strong!!!
captcha: RAKmh

>> No.51147225

No cell, no sell.

>> No.51147242

>>51147082
Anon that definitely sounds like something to worry about LMAO

>> No.51147264

>>51145500
in hopes of a 2x? even if it were to go back to all time high you would get a 6x. GME is 100x and then some

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Please take your shares behind a gamestop and get them pregnant

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>>51147278
I fucking love my shares and I love fucking my shares.

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>>51146936
What a mess ffs

>> No.51147313

>>51146929
Yes fren you're right. But Paul was also right about women and their fixation on vanity.

>> No.51147395

>>51147313
>and their fixation on vanity.
Plus they're vain as hell. My 31-year-old, never had a boyfriend, sister told me the other day she is vain when considering men (only wants handsome men). I didn't say anything but I wish I told her it's women who are supposed to be the pretty sex, not men. So immature and arrogant thinking they can have whatever they want. Hypergamy and social media and feminism ruined dating. Also wagmi.

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Still Holding.

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>>51147443
>>51147443
>>51147443
>>51147443
Still Holding!

>> No.51147486

I also love the notion of giving all your generations after you your MOASS money on a silver platter. Talk about raising even worse, entitled women. Get real. My MOASS is for me nigger I'm not leaving excess amounts of anything to even my kids. If you do you'll be fucking everyone for generations to come. Fuck all you soft fucks in advance.

>> No.51147526

>>51147486
Based and wagmi pilled

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>>51147299
based stock lover and digits haver
chekked

>> No.51147533

>>51147087
What kind of hardware, anon?

>> No.51147545

>>51147082
Hope she doesn't get sick of you lol

>> No.51147571

>>51147486
>He wasnt in the screencap where I predicted that guys idiot incest great grandkids set off the next reset in 100 years.

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>>51143600
Holy shit, Tyrian was the first game I ever played back in like 1995 on my mom's computer. Based thread

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>>51147533
The computer shorting GME.

>> No.51147693

>>51145527
Dont threaten us with a good time

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>>51147571
kek

>> No.51147722

Are we all mentally ill?

>> No.51147755

>>51147722
We are the only sane left on the planet

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>>51147722
it takes a mentally ill man to keep mentally ill men in check

>> No.51147758

>>51147722
Yes, but also WAGMI.

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>>51147722

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>>51147722
sometimes

>> No.51147800

>>51147722
>>51147722
yep.

>> No.51147815

>>51147760
>>51147781
>>51147800
Kek

>> No.51147817
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51147817

>>51146772

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>>51147817
Mine is better

>> No.51147844

>>51147722
>Are we all mentally ill?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wzemqo/you_know_after_all_this_time_of_being_called/

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>>51145282

>> No.51147850

>>51147840
but you're no buttfucker, buttfuck...

>> No.51147865

>>51147840
Take your (You)

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>>51147699
Checked. Of all the screencaps I've been in my tenure, of this one I am the most proud.

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>>51147605
You are now remembering the carrot ship, the beer game mode, and the destruct game mode.

>> No.51147932

Brothers, listen close...

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51147934

>>51147722
>>51147755
>>51147800
>>51147844
checked

>> No.51148083

What's happening Wednesday

>> No.51148099

>>51148083
moass shrimple ass

>> No.51148128

>>51147898
Our family was poor so I only had the shareware version on my moms work computer, shit was cash though I played it over and over again

>> No.51148185

Threaded
>>51137816
>>51137816
>>51137816

>> No.51148208

>>51148185
Fuck off you desperate loser. It isn't even 300+ yet

>> No.51148219

>>51148185
Based

>> No.51148278

>>51148185
obsessed

>> No.51148376
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>51148185
After the absolute ass thrashing you received on Friday, it's just pure cringe to see you that you're still at this.

>> No.51148575

>>51145723
nothing real about what youre suggesting. "Sugar dating" is like trying to eat a chocolate bar and eating the wrapper thinking its the same thing. Enjoy your meaningless life ruled by money and people who use you for it

>> No.51148622
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>>51148185
el desperado

>> No.51148626

Holy shit KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

>> No.51148675
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>>51148128
Shareware only here as well until they released the game as freeware. I had absolutely no idea what the other episodes looked like and just replayed the first episode dozens of times. There was still a ton to do.

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>>51148626

>> No.51148754

not wishing anyone losses whatever they hold but I have a suspicion given the btc chart for the past 6 months, they were waiting for a pump from small buyers before selling again.

first drop was 40 to 30, then 30 to 20, now at 20.... I wonder if this kind of thing will repeat itself. I suspect they are going to try to extract some cash just in time for q3 reporting.

>> No.51148841
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51148841

>Economy in shambles?

>> No.51148870
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51148870

>>51146936
Ihana Marin :3

>> No.51148946
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51148946

so super shemitah is the only and last hope ?
7th of the 7 year shemetias
Market crash before Sept 26th 2022

>> No.51148952

wen moass fr, I wanna stop job hunting

>> No.51148958

>>51148575
You're not getting the idea at all. The point is you use them until you get bored of them then move on. It turns the typical sex dynamic upside down in favor of the men.

>> No.51148962

>>51148952
2024

>> No.51149030

>>51148952
tomorrow

>> No.51149041
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>>51148962
>>51149030

>> No.51149061

>>51148622
The bright side of the pandemic is that Despy was given the chance to shine.

>> No.51149063

>>51149041
tomorrow AH

>> No.51149081

another day another do nothing rain cone and furlonger

>> No.51149101
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51149101

Going to buy a bunch of cheap BTC with my MOASS money.

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51149163

>>51149081
hoe status = still mad

There's a comfort in the continuity...

>> No.51149243

Yeah I'm thinkin WAGMI

>> No.51149247

>>51149063
It is pretty funny how we know so much about this play as a whole yet have zero clue when this shit'll pop off
I wonder how much you really know...

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51149262

yea, im thinking a comfy wagmi

>> No.51149271

>>51148099

Shrimple ass?!?!?

>> No.51149272
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51149272

she went yahd on that one!

>> No.51149280

>>51149272
fucking kek

>> No.51149292

>>51149272
Fucking based and saved
Moass Monday batter up kennoiads

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51149299

>>51148626
BOGGED

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>>51149299

>> No.51149489

>>51149247
We keep uncovering more the longer it goes. It's the deepest price into the financial system ever conducted.

>> No.51149501

>>51149489
* deepest probe

>> No.51149517

>>51149272
HEYAHOA BATTAH BATTAH SWING

>> No.51149553
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51149553

WAGMI TOMORROW IT'S TOMORROW MONDAY AUGUST 29TH

>> No.51149579

I just took ketamine. I’m white, unvaccinated, I hold GME, silver and I’m literally the happiest person in the world right now. This is actually 100% going to happen and that is complete crazy to me

>> No.51149607
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>>51148083
mo'ass

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>>51149501
>>51149489
I used to be waiting for the 'hammer to drop' but now I think the whole shitburger we call global financial institution needs to be glassed and every rule rewritten with fucking COMPUTERIZED TRADING in mind. Not some pony express t+3 bullshit I mean seriously.... the underpinning of globalized economy my ass...

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>>51149610

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>>51149610
They designed it under Reagan so all financial markets are disconnected from the people through government involvement and CIA sponsored tech corporations. There was probably a good reason in the 70s to do this but now the establishment Jews on left/right just use it to protect the baby monkey industry (the trafficking and grooming of MKUltra victims and other child prostitution or organ trading)

It only makes sense when you realize the whole thing is fake, instead of part. It's not our stock that's manipulated, it's the market.

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>>51149668
the corruption goes back further, and the illusion is deeper than the fake reality we call home.

>>51149656
exorcise the demons.

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>>51149712
I just wanted a wife

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>>51149668
Suppressing the rate of innovation on things that really matter (life extension, fusion, etc.) via cellarboxing companies who wouldn't play ball is the only way they were able to keep a lid on things to preserve the old order. Time's up.

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>>51149712

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51149840

>>51149786
>>51149762

>> No.51149887

>>51146623
Can you ask him when MOASS is?

>> No.51149927

>>51143735
I wanna be around gold digging whores, hell women in general post-moass like I want cancer in my balls and prostate. Women are fuckin useless.

>> No.51149945

everyone keeps hyping it up, but I still worry that moass is going to happen, but people sell out too fast or the gov't intervenes and it ends up peaking at like 20k, 10k, or less, and my meager position won't be enough to survive the economic fallout. Kind of a dumb thing to worry about, I guess, but still.

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51149947

>>51145228
>Use your newfound time and money to develop SOCIAL skills.
>Wanting to interact with society post-moass

>> No.51149962

>>51149945
At 20k per share I would have 3 billion dollars. There's no way they'd let it run that high

>> No.51149981

>>51149962
Great thing is they have no choice. Either pay and differ massive losses but the US gov makes so much in taxes that all debt is erased, or not pay and bring ruin to the economy as everyone panic sells out of us markets.

>> No.51150001

>>51149981
>Great thing is they have no choice.
They have been delaying MOASS and this statement for longer than we thought they could, and still going. Kinda sounds like cope desu

>> No.51150023

>>51149962
DFV is that you? Either you misplaced a decimal point somewhere or you have 150,000 shares.

>> No.51150044

>>51150023
DFV has 800k shares. I'll never make it to his level sadly

>> No.51150078

>>51150001
They'll run out of rope and hang themselves eventually

>> No.51150097
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51150097

>>51150023
1 January option (lock in buy price of 237.5$ for 100 shares, which means youde still need to pay 23,750$ for 100 shares) is like 50$ total for the contract which is 100 shares worth above. To lock in 127.5$ buy price for January 2024 is like $300 for a contract, spending like 1-2k on calls leverages you like a mother fucker, at 20k the 50$ Jan call would be worth roughly 2 million. That’s going from 50 bucks to 2 million. I still belive the government will have to step in and buy everyone out for 4 figs or Tesla slow burn squeeze this baby over years, there won’t even be an economy left if you figure the shares circulating are 3+ billion which is believable. Calculate 3 billion shares being sold (actually even 2 bill to be conservative I guess) times average sell price of a million, that’s a quadrillion dollars…. How they deal with this is beyond me. All I know is that I’m just gonna keep buying shares and some calls here and there fuck wallstreet fuck the fuck and check these dubs.

>> No.51150143

>>51149962
>There's no way they'd let it run that high
>let
Kek.
>but the government will intervene
Ok I'll wait for that then.
>you're insane
Thanks for noticing.

>> No.51150163

>>51149981
I don't know why people think that everyone would leave the US markets if the gov't stops GME; in spite of its fairly open corruption, it's still the biggest market around. What I think would happen is the gov't caps GME's sell price at some point, and people just deal with it so the economy can keep on going.

>> No.51150188

keep drsing

>> No.51150200

>>51150188
no

>> No.51150208
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>>51150163
>What I think would happen is the gov't caps GME's sell price at some point, and people just deal with it so the economy can keep on going.
But then will the goys demand a price limit for jewish price gouged houses? Or does the law only apply to limit wealth-building for the (((wrong))) people? People may start noticing funny family names responsible in fucking them over of massive wealth.

>> No.51150214

Interfriends.. Interfriends..
Shorts pinned down & bleeding out CHALF sector, request artillery support for gamma strike, over.

>> No.51150254

>>51150200
>no
>Fu ID
Kek, story checks out

>> No.51150267

>51150214
Sneed

>> No.51150271

>>51150208
Just cap it at 250K
FUCK the low x or xx holders
You still making it
If you reinvest in literally any stable dividend stock that pays 5%

>> No.51150273

There's still people in these threads that don't believe wagmi.

>> No.51150278

Test

>> No.51150279
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>>51150271
It's not about making it, it's about being free

>> No.51150284

>>51144235
its not that great

>> No.51150303

I’m only every cooming in one of my wives at a time

>> No.51150315

>>51150279
I just don't want to wage ever again
I already own nothing but laptop and a phone
I don't want to buy any luxury shit
A simple small house would do for me I don't plan on buying any extra useless shit at all
I just want the basic bills to be paid and never wage simple as

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>>51150271
What if I don't want to sell at 250k? They're gonna steal my property? The floor is literally 420 million. Who the FUCK are they to order me to sell my shit at a arbitrary price they set? I thought this was america...

>> No.51150345

>>51150273
>These threads are still here because no wagmi yet

>> No.51150359
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>>51150315
I would wage a simple social job making espresso or waiting tables for fun. Tired of the actual work stress from needing the job to survive. Maybe make a nice big garden in my yard.

But the goal isnt that, its to make rich jewish people jump off buildings and wish there were actual submarine engines hooked up to the gas chambers

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>>51150315
Very nice but I want goats and donkeys

>> No.51150390

buttfucker said tomorrow. I GuESs ITs TomMORroW

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>>51150390

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>>51150384

>> No.51150460

Artemis I launch will be delayed to 9:30AM. That’s when the market opens. At 9:31AM WAGSO

checkem

>> No.51150478

we're all gonna shit ourselves in 3 hours

>> No.51150520
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I’m shitting myself over this possibly hitting my house next week

>> No.51150531

Alright gentleman, give it to me straight.
I only have 52 shares DRS'd, post split.
How many emo catgirls can I reasonably afford for my harem?

>> No.51150535
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>>51150520
when i dont color inside the lines its bad, but when weatherman does it its ok

>> No.51150536

>>51150520
holy shit that's hitting Starbase

>> No.51150543

>>51150520
Maybe it will finally trigger the moass

>> No.51150548

>>51150520
You own a home?
>>51150531
Kek

>> No.51150561

>>51150543
fuck you, made lul all over my top

>> No.51150566

>>51150535
Lol rare to see such a funny post this late in a thread. Don’t worry anon GME will make you so rich you can buy as many fridges as you want to display your shitty coloring. And freezers for many tendies

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>>51150566
better get to more coloring, thats a lot of fridges

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>>51150567
>>51150567
>>51150567
Threaded.

>> No.51150597

>>51150097
>there won’t even be an economy left
Not my problem. I’ll copy the baby boomers and put my economic interests above all others

>> No.51150644

>>51150531
Depends. How diamond are your hands?