/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51128514]

I need to make $200 today, I have $0, unemployed, and no car in the states what can I do to make this money today

[Anonymous No.51128531]

>>51128514
Kneepads

[Anonymous No.51128542]

>>51128514
kneepads

[Anonymous No.51128549]

>>51128514
please refer to
>>51128531

[Anonymous No.51128560]

Forgot to add I have a credit score under 500 so I cant get a loan or a credit card anywhere from anybody, any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.51128580]

>>51128560
kneepads

[Anonymous No.51128588]

>>51128514
It's pawn shop time.

[Anonymous No.51128589]

>>51128514
Not sure there is a way where you keep your dignity

[Anonymous No.51128606]

i was actually trying to come up with an elaborate scheme that could make you that money this very day but you need >180 IQ so there is only one option for op: kneepads

[Anonymous No.51128615]

>>51128588
I unironically have alot of rare vintage video games and Collectors Edition games, and rare old Pokemon cards but I can't find anywhere to sell them to.
>>51128589
I am open to illegal ideas as well, as long as its under the radar I just need help

[Anonymous No.51128699]

bump

[Anonymous No.51128767]

Furry porn commissions, feet pics, mp3s of you burping. There is plenty of niche to milk anon

[Anonymous No.51128867]

>>51128699
help us help you. Split up in two groups, the problem and the solution.
Problem questions:
>1 what do you need the $200 for?
>2 can it be postponed so more solutions can be found?
>3 can you make an offer with a value of $200, ie something else (games, your time)
let's start with that.
Solution questions:
>1 what are your skills. List everything.
>2 where are you located (city level)
>3 what tools do you have that you can use for your skills
I'll hang around until you answered.

[Anonymous No.51128881]

sell your soul on onlyfans. spread your ass for depraved men.

[Anonymous No.51128892]

>>51128514
you need a face mask and a weapon, and the ability to reset an iphone or android within seconds

[Anonymous No.51128970]

>>51128514
>look on facebook market for odd jobs
>donate plasma
>sell something on facebook / craigslist
>pawn a valuable to buy time
>overdraft your account to buy time

[Anonymous No.51128972]

>>51128767
I'm not an artist and I'm a man with disgusting, calloused feet I don't think those will work but thank you
>>51128867
My phone service is deactivated and 2 months behind need my phone to get jobs/offers/calls; don't have anyone else's I can borrow
I've already been postponing it trying to find the money and that hasnt worked out so well
I don't have any notable talents or skills, I've worked minimum wage jobs my entire life
I'm located in Miami, born here too expensive to move too expensive to leave
I uh, don't have any tools because I don't have any skills
>>51128881
I don't think anyone wants to see my hairy asshole
>>51128892
That's too illegal for me, I'm not trying to risk prison time but im definitely open to illegal ideas not trying to hurt anyone I just need this money

[Anonymous No.51128994]

hey pepe posters, do you have the pepe picture of him resting his hands on his chin with a look of admiration on his face?

[Anonymous No.51129003]

>>51128972
ok let me think and fellas jump in.

[Anonymous No.51129006]

>>51128514
You can play some games and/or sign ups on freecash

[Anonymous No.51129095]

>>51128994
I dont sorry
>>51129006
paid to play games? wtf I've never heard of that unless you're already some famous twitch streamer or something, whats freecash?

[Anonymous No.51129110]

>>51128972
re: problem, have a look here, scroll down for immediate assistance (begins with LifeLine) and chech em to see if you qualify. https://donotpay.com/learn/need-help-paying-my-cell-phone-bill/

[Anonymous No.51129123]

>>51128972
Beg on the streets like a hobo. But beware of your local hobo gang they might not like you moving in on their territory

[Anonymous No.51129160]

>>51128514
Steal a few pairs of Nikes and sell for half the retail on facebook

[Anonymous No.51129167]

>>51128531

[Anonymous No.51129182]

>>51128542

[Anonymous No.51129186]

>>51128972
re: solution: you mention games and pokemon cards, make a specific craigslist ad only for Miami and only valid today, take pictures of games/pokemon and be clear about how to pay etc. Take the link and go to reddit and aay you need help and are considering buying these (whatever) and if it's a good price. Do this to get traffic to your ad. be broad in your approach here, reddit, facebook etc. Create urgency in your message so others that may want to snipe you will act now.

[Anonymous No.51129215]

>>51129186
you are talking to a monkey, as already stated multiple times his only choice is kneepads
/thread

[Anonymous No.51129227]

>>51129123
I second this anon. Make sure you find a good spot that people can pull over for you.

[Anonymous No.51129231]

>>51128972
>>51129123
anon is right, see if you can borrow a small dog and go sit in a more upscale part attended by rich faggots and lots of women. Put up a sign for the dog's operation/food. You only need $200 you should be done soon.

[Anonymous No.51129253]

>>51129215
you should exchange numbers with OP and get $200 cash then

[Anonymous No.51129287]

>>51129095
Freecash is a website where you can do offers like playing games and signing up for websites and you get money that you can cash out immediately once you get at least $5. There are some shit offers that pay shit or don't even pay so you have to go on Reddit to see which ones are worth it. Kamikaze cash has some good videos on freecash too: https://youtu.be/Lxn4Dak0gH0

I know he seems scammy but freecash actually pays. You won't be able to eat a living wage from it but it's some extra money every month.

[Anonymous No.51129300]

>>51128514
suck some cocks

[Anonymous No.51129301]

>>51129287
*Earn a living wage

[Anonymous No.51129316]

>>51129287
Thank you for this, these seem to be my fastest most realistic options im clearly not making $200 today but at least this has given me a lead to make instant direct deposit cash I do appreciate it

[Anonymous No.51129351]

>>51129316
>mfw all my thinking and writing on my free Saturday evening goes to waste on a fucking zoomer that thinks he can pay his $200 phone bill playing video games.

[Anonymous No.51129374]

>>51128615
I've been selling my videogame collection to stay afloat during the bear market. I hate to part with it but also the process of packing everything up is somewhat cathartic. I sell on eBay. It takes a lot of effort to individually wrap and ship these things out. But I know they're going to good homes and will be appreciated. A Pawn Shop would give you cutthroat prices and will end up being flipped by scalpers more than likely. In consideration of the time and effort spent on taking pictures, listing, and shipping these things off I would sooner not have to deal with owning much stuff desu. It's restrictive. And you can't really grow unless you are able to make the sacrifice to part with your childhood toys. It's a rite of passage.

[Anonymous No.51129383]

>>51129316
Yes, you probably won't be able to make 200 today but if you do everything correctly you should get more than that in a week. Problem is, you'll run out of offers quickly and will have to wait for new ones.

[Anonymous No.51129386]

>>51129351
i did tell you

[Anonymous No.51129401]

>>51128514
Borrow a bicycle and do delivery. Buy a secondhand bike and continue

[Anonymous No.51129425]

GET A FUCKING JOB NIGGER

[Anonymous No.51129431]

>>51129374
The thing is, eBay rapes me way too hard and other listing sites just lead to nothing; people ask and agree to buy and meet but never show up. For example I sold my CE Nier Automate for $800 a few months ago and those faggot niggers took a 12.5% haircut on top of shipping fees as well as holding onto the money for 4 days after shipment. eBay has been royal dogshit ever since Paypal split
>>51129383
it's fine I just need something instant and right now, after I pay it I can use another 2 months to figure out where the next $200 will come from

[Anonymous No.51129669]

>>51129351
Funny thing is it's possible. It's not sustainable and more of a one off thing and you get less than minimum wage per hour but OP seems desperate.

[Anonymous No.51129721]

>>51128514
Just get a freaking Job lazy ass, or learn to be a Dev which will take a year max, if solidity is too hard for your brain, go for NodeJS, now QVM allows Dev code smart contract in any programming Lang, get a job as a dev online
> way out of poverty

[Anonymous No.51130154]

>>51128514
You own some loan shark

[Anonymous No.51130462]

>>51128514
Sell a kidney, will pay 100 grand

[Anonymous No.51130764]

SUCK 20 DICK AAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51130808]

>>51129721
I'm a Dev and I earn 200K yearly, it is the best decision of my life to learn. I based on solidity, but it's really great seeing QVM offers more function than EVM with its multi-Lang features, I might try that out

[Anonymous No.51130839]

>>51128514
Nigga this is easy as hell, go outside a store or some shit where white folk go and hold up a sign saying some shit like "Save the dogs!" and collect money. Muthafuckas will give you 200$, if not more

captcha: JJJ00G

[Anonymous No.51130895]

can you pee and poop your pants while howling like a wolf i'll pay 50 cents for that so you only need 400 people interested in paying you 50 cents for the video for you to make enough money. seems good to me

[Anonymous No.51130974]

>>51130839
This you fucking idiot. Charity scams are easy as hell to do. That or just panhandle and don't get beat up by a hobo gang.

[Anonymous No.51131112]

>>51128514
Not joking go to a grocery store and stuff meat down your pants and phone chargers in your pockets. Don't go in with a jacket since you will be flagged quickly also avoid Walmart. Target high dollar meat items like shrimp in your country not bug people brand and sell at haft of retail price to foreigners. Remain calm like you belong and if you think you're about to get pinched dump your loot before walking out.

[Anonymous No.51131440]

>>51128972
>My phone service is deactivated and 2 months behind need my phone to get jobs/offers/calls; don't have anyone else's I can borrow
VOIP, google voice is free

[Anonymous No.51131739]

>>51128514
beg your bank, specifically reversing fees if you have ever paid any
t.banker

[Anonymous No.51131774]

>>51128615
>rare old Pokemon cards but I can't find anywhere to sell them to.
Pawning the pokemon cards is your best bet, if you need $200 you'll need $500-600 worth of them ... if you have a newer game system pawning that is probably an easier option

[Anonymous No.51132166]

>>51129300
i'll do it for cheaper

[Anonymous No.51132195]

>>51128514
Salt...gather it and hoard a large quantity.

[Anonymous No.51132365]

>>51129431
>instant and right now
go mow some lawns, ask to clean people's gutters and shit. Depends on the area you live in obviously, but I'm guessing you might get some odd jobs done.
>open to borderline illegal shit
put on a hard hat and impersonate some sort of handyman. Go door to door and offer people termite inspections or some shit. Say you're doing the whole neighborhood. This can work just make sure you impersonate somebody that's hard to recognize and be confident.
Usually it's not a good idea to try to impersonate anyone that has any "legal" powers. Plumbers are hard to impersonate. Electricians are easy as long as you have high school level knowledge of electricity and shit.

Don't run the same scam twice in the same neighborhood. Obviously don't do this in your own neighborhood just get a bus. You're gonna need some initial cash to start scamming people either way so that's why it's good to start with some odd jobs around your neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.51132489]

Cushions for your patella.

[Anonymous No.51134085]

>>51128514
I probably have that amount + in empty cans on my deck.

[Anonymous No.51134849]

>>51128514
NO MORE FROGS!

[Anonymous No.51134891]

>>51128514
Kneepads and spring for the mouthwash unless you actually like the taste of crusty smegma

[Anonymous No.51135046]

>>51128514
Go to nearest hotel and tell front desk your body is for sale spread the word.

[Anonymous No.51135079]

>>51129160
Stealing is unironically the best advice here if he is truly out of options. Don’t steal and sell to a pawnshop though, that doesn’t work. Steal some bottles and sell booze to high school kids.

[Anonymous No.51135083]

>>51128514
kneepads

[Anonymous No.51135100]

>>51134849
Eat shit nigger

[Anonymous No.51135103]

>>51128972
Post your delinquent cell phone bill and an eth address and ill send you 200$. No fooling.

[Anonymous No.51135109]

>>51135103
youse a liare and youse a cheat.