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Has anyone ever tried LARPing as a member of a protected class to get a job?

>> No.51124497

>>51124480
Yeah, I pretend to be a sex-haver at work.

>> No.51124502

>>51124480
Why do all troons chose the name "Jade"?

>> No.51124505

What if I thought I was gay but it turns out through the power of the Lord, I am not?

>> No.51124529

>>51124502
because they fetishise femininity

>> No.51124538

>>51124505
Just say that you are bisexual. Then you can have sex with women, have a woman as your partner, and reject any gay by saying "you're not my type".

>> No.51124615
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>>51124480
idk but in my job interviews I act like ben shapiro. Have the outfit and everything. One time I got hired and 3 months later i saw my boss watching ben shapiro while working lol

>> No.51124636

>>51124480
I am a white NEET. Could I just pretend to have been born a woman and get a job as a diversity monkey?

>> No.51124640

>>51124480
If I identify as a trans make to get a job, does that count as diversity, or do trans men have male privellage?

>> No.51124646

>>51124640
*male

>> No.51124656

>>51124538
This is all bisexual women btw

>> No.51124668

>>51124480
Empty virtue signaling, every stats shows that in America being anything else than white makes you less likely to get a job.

You think bosses and recruiters want to deal with a transsexual employee?

>> No.51124671

I'm italian and can get tan in the sun, I might try to get a dark tan and grow a mexican mustache and pretend I am mexican and see if that helps me get hired. I dont know what else to do, I keep hearing about labor shortages but its bull shit I cant get an interview anywhere. Idk if my last name will hurt my chances though

>> No.51124686

>>51124615
>I act like ben shapiro.
example? like you just use his cadence and speech patterns?

>> No.51124701

>>51124671
Just say youre from ukraine

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>>51124480
>a
I'm a non practicing Jew, but always wear a yalmuka when doing interviews, if the recruiter is a chabad type they will be far far more likely to hire a practicing Jew.

>> No.51124733

Based Nathan

>> No.51124734

>>51124668
What about pretending to be a member of the tribe/Jewmaxxing?

>> No.51124740

>>51124671
I am an actual mexican brown with a mustache and that has never helped me find a job. Politically Mexicans are just white in America

>> No.51124742

>>51124502
They are men so Jaded they took the pinkpill to afford rent.

>> No.51124760

>>51124615
>Have the outfit and everything
The coffee filter hat too?

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>>51124480
>Not appropriate for this platform

>> No.51124953

It shows current system is rigged to genocide white men. They push men into chopping off their dick so they are included it's what enemy would do to conquered nation - sterilize and cuck all males. Fuck the West I hope they will loose WW3.

>> No.51124980 [DELETED] 

>>51124615
I did this, before my job interview I asked the barber to give me the Ben Shapiro. I did indeed get the position. But of course, a liberal would never have the capacity to figure that out because as we all know they have simply gone outside the bounds of decent societal thinking.

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>>51124671
I'm italian-american and have never understood why there is a hispanic/latino option in the 'equal opportunity' ID part of job apps but not italian, considering italian americans were once called 'black irish' and spain is one of the whitest countries in europe.

I just got rejected by a globohomo tech company where i selected "two or more races" instead of white, so i think maybe what the other anon said about being anything other than white makes you less likely to get a job

>> No.51125195

This is why video games suck now.

>> No.51125921

>>51124742
Carlos!

>> No.51125961

Do you think I can cover a two year gap in my resume by trooning out?

>> No.51126005

>>51124480
>STUNNING AND BRAVE
>Please apply to be a goyim wage slave at my unethical globalist company

I deleted my LinkedIn about 5 years ago, shit is cancer just like the rest of 'em.

>> No.51126410

>>51124480
>the only people responding are women (kinda seem like bot posts though)
Is this what office work is like? I've never worked in an office so I don't know.
I'd quit if I had to work alongside a tranny

>> No.51126435

>>51125153
Say you are African American