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Every single woman on dating apps is either obese, over 35, or doesn’t match with me. How do I profit from this?

>> No.51117238

>>51117210
Stop using the dating apps

>> No.51117239

>>51117210

Go long on anti depressant companies, alcohol, and porn

>> No.51117242
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>>51117210
You might wanna switch hands for a week or two, see if you get your mojo back.

>> No.51117244

>>51117210
>over 35
Imagine not looking for a post menopausal cum dumpster

>> No.51117365

>>51117210
They are designed to siphon money from you anon. Talk to women in person and invest in MATCH

>> No.51117393

>>51117210
Mixed weight relationships are not okay

>> No.51117484

It's not that expensive get a hair transplant, laser eye surgery, dental work, and maybe jaw shaping.

>> No.51117529

>>51117244
> Fucks "post-menopausal" cum dump
> Cum in her daily and then toss her back in the ocean
> rinse repeat
> 35 yr old cum dumps where actually NOT post-menopausal
> 3 of them get pregnant
> Filled with joy these 3 baby mamas of yours each produce a disabled child because they are 35+ and giving birth
> Birth defects for 2 of them and some form of autism for the third
> Court orders above and beyond child support for all 3 since they all need extra therapy/medication/special needs handling


Thanks anon!

>> No.51117936

>>51117529
>over 35 = 35
Good job anon

>> No.51117967

Here's a pro tip. Use fetlife. I fucked way more girls on fetlife than dating apps. Including the hot girl from my high school I never would have dreamed of otherwise. Not even joking, true fucking story. I don't use that site anymore but when I set up an account like 6 years ago I got in contact with girls and laid almost instantaneously.

>> No.51117970

>>51117244
Is menopause when they can't get babies or something? Why not exclusively fuck these over 30 girls risk free without condom.

>> No.51117977

Tell me which dating app i can find a fat chick in

>> No.51118054

>>51117977
All of them. Have fun anon

>> No.51118148

>>51117970
>Is menopause when they can't get babies or something
After menopause, to be safe. yes

>> No.51118292
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51118292

i am too autistic to socialize with a woman

>> No.51118298

>>51117210
Just die. There is only suffering and pain to live on this planet. There are no rewards or growth or lessons. Just whores, greed, and scum

>> No.51118623

>>51117970
>without condom
>risk free

>> No.51118654

>>51117210
dating apps are a business, you're matching with who {{{they}}} want you to match with.

>> No.51118682
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>>51117210
You forgot about the ones under 30 but single mothers

>> No.51118711

You have probably always known this in your heart anon, but women using dating apps are chicks who either just want attention, or are so crazy they've burned through every friend, coworker, or neighbor. Don't waste your time.

>> No.51118748

>>51117967
Got any tips for Fetlife? I tried it out a while ago, but I'm a virgin so I couldn't really sell myself since everyone on there seems to want someone experienced with BDSM.

>> No.51118944

>>51117210
Why are they so fat. It's unreal lately

>> No.51118961

>>51117210
Sounds hot.

>> No.51119013

>>51118944
because it's become a social crime to complain about it, and women have zero self control

>> No.51119544

>>51117210
>date fatty
>take her out to your goyslop bar
>???
>profit

>> No.51119811
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>>51117210

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51119819

>>51119811

That’s a woman

>> No.51120772

>>51117967
do you show pics of your face? Also what's the ratio of women to men? Most dating/hookup sites are so male skewed it's almost a waste of time.

>>51118748
yeah was talking to a girl earlier on aff, things were going good I thought, she seemed eager to meet, but was upfront with her and told her I was a virgin and she stopped responding. Hopefully I'll get an answer tomorrow and didn't shoot myself in the foot. Don't know if it's better to lie about these things or not. I'm a shitty liar so I tried to be honest.

>> No.51120788

>>51117210
If the over 35's are single moms, see if you can fuck their kids on the side

>> No.51120791

There was a legit university study about it. Chads who got the pussy in real life with no apps got EXACTLY the same amount of pussy with apps.

So apps aren't going to change reality.

If you're a beta you stay a beta.

>> No.51120806

>>51117967
>fatlife

>> No.51120819

>>51117210
Develop a fat fetish

>> No.51120820

>>51119811
now THAT’s a woman

>> No.51120865

>>51120772
>but was upfront with her and told her I was a virgin and she stopped responding
My man you're using an app designed specifically for casual sex. Everyone's first time is an emotional rollercoaster and I wouldn't blame her if she doesn't want to deal with that, not to mention the fact that you have zero experience and she'd have to teach you everything. I wish you the best but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

>> No.51120871

>>51119811
smash that like button my nig

>> No.51120902

>>51120791
>legit university study
[x] Doubt

>> No.51120906

>>51120865
yeah but what was I suppose to do? Lie only for her to meet up with me in person to discover how I didn't know what I was doing and watch me fumble my way through the sex? She said she was kind of a dom so I thought she'd be more open to it.
>Everyone's first time is an emotional rollercoaster
surely this can't be.
>the fact that you have zero experience and she'd have to teach you everything
it's sex not a fucking calculus exam.

>> No.51120994

>>51120906
>Lie only for her to meet up with me in person to discover how I didn't know what I was doing and watch me fumble my way through the sex?

desu if you watch enough porn you can be fairly decent even for your first time. The chick I lost it with thought I was lying when I said I was a virgin, but I was hungover and had lowered inhibitions

point being, just go with it esp. if there's drugs/alcohol involved can always explain after kek

>> No.51121001

>>51120906
> watch me fumble my way through the sex?
>it's sex not a fucking calculus exam

>> No.51121027

>>51120994
>desu if you watch enough porn you can be fairly decent even for your first time
then why do ppl get so hung up about first timers?
>>51121001
I concede the fact that I'll probably be awkward my first time or two, where I disagree is the notion that learning how to fuck good is something that has to be trained into someone by a drill sergeant or picking up on it takes a semesters worth of teaching. Nothing I said was contradiction.

>> No.51121049

>>51117210
Dating apps are a complete loss unless you are a uber Chad. Get off of them and start talking to women in real life.

>> No.51121075

>>51121027
put it this way
she'll know you sucked but she won't think you were a virgin, take what you can get, do it once and you'll get the idea, there's a 0% chance you pleasure her on the first time but a lot of men don't so you'll just be in the suck department, there's absolutely zero way for you to leave and her think it was good, its impossible

>> No.51121127

>>51121075
live and learn I guess. Oh well. I've gone this long for being a virgin what's a little longer? I just find lying to be emotionally and mentally exhausting. Thought I'd be less anxious if I was upfront about it when and if we actually did meet.

>> No.51121128

>>51121027
first timers are more hung up about it, people who fuck a lot can be gatekeepers about it, especially if they followed the "normal" path of sexual development. Like just go on r*ddit r/ihavesex, in many cases there's nothing else interesting about them

My first time didn't change my life, and I've had kisses that meant more. If I wasn't early 30s at the time I'd have waited for someone special desu

>> No.51121147

>>51117529
> Filled with joy these 3 baby mamas of yours each produce a disabled child because they are 35+ and giving birth
my mother had me in her late 30s and i turned out fine

>> No.51121184

>>51121049
URL dating is chad only in a post #metoo environment. We are not allowed to talk to girls unless we know that they are attracted to us before hand

>> No.51121193

>>51121128
>If I wasn't early 30s at the time I'd have waited for someone special desu
same, I'm not quite that old yet but not far off either. Ideally I could've found a lifetime partner back in college or highschool. A childhood friend type of scenario that blossoms into full blow romance during coming of age (may sound faggy but I like sappy stuff like that.) but my social retardation bulwarked me from it. So now my fleeting youth is goading me on to pursue the flesh. I hope having a slut suck my dick with quell some of my emotional turmoil. But I doubt it. We'll just have to see.

>> No.51121228

>>51121128
It's not gatekeeping it's genuinely awkward for some degens like me who have had lots of sex, virgins are just not in the same place mentally or physically, im liable to hurt their feelbads even, ive fucked 2 virgins before, one when i was 14 and we both were virgins so not awkward, the other time when i was 21 and she was 18, worst sex of my life, it was terrible i said id never do it again, everything made her feel "weird" and i had to be "gentle" and by gentle she means just stop for a second, it was so fucking bad

>> No.51121251

>>51121228
Stop comparing female virgins to male virgins.

Sluts should be required to fuck male virgins

>> No.51121274

>>51117210
Mhhh...This thread dont look about business idk

>> No.51121326

>>51121228
>everything made her feel "weird" and i had to be "gentle" and by gentle she means just stop for a second
Nigger, I just want my dick sucked. Worst case scenario for a guy I can think of is is he cums too quick.


>>51121251
thank you. That's why I resorted to a trashy hook up site in the first place.

>> No.51121370
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51121370

I'm actually having the best sex of my life with a chubby 35 year old woman anon. And she loves me like fucking crazy, genuinely thinking of having kids. Give thicc girls a chance, you might just fall in love.

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>> No.51121435

>>51121228
ahh, I get what you mean lol but for a male virgin it can be different if he's not in his feels or some shit

But yeah it can be worse than expected for sure

>> No.51121489

>>51121370
>Give x girls a chance
kek, whenever I try this I end up not liking x (where x is something I'm not into) and looking a bigger asshole than I already am

>> No.51121507
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>>51117210
Try a mixed weight relationship

>> No.51121537

>>51121507
>3. How do you deal with going on a plane?
kek

>5. You must have low self-esteem to be with someone bigger than you.
kek

>8.Your husband must be really strong.
kek

>> No.51121574

>>51120902
It basically said that young men in universities, who had no trouble dating female students, were the exact same people who had success in dating apps too.

>> No.51121581

>>51121507
also, no offence if you are in such a relationship and not joking etc. I should have clarified that first, I don't shame anyone for what they like. Sorry if I did.

>> No.51121592

>>51121574
Ah, gotcha

>> No.51121662

>>51118748
Negro do not tell her that. Most men suck dick at fucking so your inexperience wont even be noticed by her. Men want to fuck and women want to watch themselves get fucked. Just keep your shit together and be enthusiastic. If its your first time, ask if shes got a vibrator and get her to use it while your rail her so she cums buckets and you take the credit

It's easy to fuck my g. I'm ugly as shit, didnt lose my virginity until the 2nd half of my 20s and i have sex regularly. And as another anon said, spend a little money on dental work and hitting the gym if you need to

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>>51121507
me and the love of my life bottom left

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>>51121489
for me I was attracted to that thiccness but felt ashamed for many years. realizing I love the belly changed my life.

>> No.51121834

>>51120906
>yeah but what was I suppose to do?
Use a different app that isn't specifically for sex you mong. Or if you're hell bent on losing your virginity sans attachments just go get a hooker.
>it's sex not a fucking calculus exam.
It's supposed to be casual sex, i.e. NOT how to please a woman 101 because you have zero experience. You did the right thing by being upfront, but you put yourself in an inescapable position.

>> No.51121843

>>51121803
based, good anon

>> No.51121895

>>51121147
you're on 4chan mate