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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>51110400

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>51115874
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,187.907B, 97P = 22.556B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,182.452B, 98P = 22.270B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

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hello gamers

>> No.51115949

Friendly reminder that your baker got exposed as the threadsplitter
And you baggies waited two years for a betty boop png and are being massivley outperformed by a towel retailer
Top
Fucking
Kek

>> No.51115954
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>WAGMI
soon

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>tfw MOASS

>> No.51116003

>>51115949
At least we still have the WuTang album divy. Sneed hedgies

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WAGMI

>> No.51116037

One more tweet!

>> No.51116047

>>51116003
>pure speculation
Holy cope batman!

>> No.51116059

51115949
The real thread sneeds hedgies. Can yours say the same?

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Looks like there's only one idiosyncratic stock in town now.

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>>51116060
Underwriter is AMTD Digital (HKD), among others.

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>>51116092
HKD was underwritten by Loop Capital.

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>>51116003
Is the German arc over?

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>>51116114
JZ's legal handling for underwriter AMTD is conducted by Sidley Austin.

>> No.51116177

GME dumping with the rest of the market is bad news for the squeeze believers. Fucking BBBY held it's ground. If anything is going to MOASS it's BBBY.

I think both BBBY and GME hodlers are retards, but at this point BBBY has the better chance.

>> No.51116201

>>>/pol/392703566

Sometimes, /pol/ is the most retarded place on the internet, I mean without the bots, shartblues and BBC posts. Actual posters are properly retarded

>>51116114
I knew Spear Chucka was behind this pump

>>51116177
Wow, imagine being this retarded

>> No.51116234

>>51116177
Thank you.

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>>51116114
Certain terms are used to connect CIA fronts, Loop Capital is one of them. These pump and dumps serve many purposes.

>> No.51116257

will they get it below 30?

>> No.51116264

>>51116257
$9.99, this is where it needs to be at.

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>>51116159
Sidley Austin, another front. Same as Loop.
>>51116244

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>>51115874
STILL COMFY HOLDIN' AND WAITIN'!!!!!
STAY COMFY LIKE ME COMFY FRENS!!!!!
YOU BETTER FUCKIN' BELIEVE HOW FUCKIN' COMFY I AM!!!!!!!!
NEVER BEEN SO FUCKIN' COMFY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

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>51115949
I made the shit schizo screencap and the thread it was posted in was clearly made by a different faggot than usual >>51103341 >>51103507
Sneed and fuck off with your gaslighting jeet

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>>51116268
This, except unironically.

>> No.51116316

The shills make me laugh, they make their little meymeys and think they got an epic pwn to repost on their meltdownsyndrome sub. It's sad how this stock is their entire life, knowing more than holders do about it. Truly living for free in their head 24/7.

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>>51116267
Loop Capital just happens to be coincidentally married into the Chicago prosecutor's office. You'll recognize the name if you've followed politics at all in the last two years.

>> No.51116358

>>51116323
I think I mad a joke about inbreeding offering offspring as a form of payment, why does kek always do this.

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>>51116323

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yaaa brooo just got the cyber weed NFT, I'm so lit haha.

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3-letters are running businesses, propping up rising leadership in the business and tech worlds and expanding their access to unregulated cash. If they've stopped needing cash from Congress, they no longer need to submit their authority to anyone. Completely rogue agencies.

>> No.51116496

It’s really happening next week isn’t it?

>> No.51116500

>>51116494
Remember the CIA shorted airlines on 9/11

>> No.51116512

Kek crypto baggies

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September is my birthday month so I would greatly appreciate being able to receive the divine blessing from Moe's Ass then.

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>>51116494
Government technology, SAPs, being laundered into the public sector and monetized. Props up favored business leaders, promotes favored companies.

>> No.51116593

>>51116494
Makes sense in theory but in actuality it's not like being free from congress matters when the alternative is business and we're slowly killing off the bad ones.

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You know, I say she'd get it in the foof box but a woman like that I don't know what I would do with her

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>>51116592

>> No.51116674
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Market crash at the end of schmita?

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Relation to Bain Capital.

>> No.51116710

what is moass

>> No.51116719

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/wy4jv8/why_bbby_will_squeeze_higher_than_when_gme/
I am going to Fucking make more money off BBBY rather than gameStop

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>>51116706
Toys "R" Us looted by... Bain, KKR is interesting too considering their relation to Sequoia.

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>>51116706
Bane?

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Bain Capital, Citadel, and Apollo Global walk into a deal. Somehow Elon Musk gets into the mix too. The common thread is who they work for, beyond the company level.

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The amount of cash being siphoned runs countries.

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Back to another front. Rizvi.

>> No.51116910

>actual Q posting

>> No.51116918

Serious question:
How long can the market be in free fall before it actually collapses?
I feel like they've been teasing me for over a year

>> No.51116970

>>51116918
You’ll live to see algo-made crashes beyond your comprehension

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oh baggie

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>>51116918
This shit has been going on since 2008 if you paid attention. The problems that caused that dip were never fixed, just covered for a while by Ben and Jerry’s money printers. We’re entering the same kind of crash potential but they can’t lower rates again because they’re already basically at zero and we have shit from the last 15 years all rearing it’s ugly head at the same time as a geopolitical clusterfuck that if mishandled could start WWIII. Thank God we have a competent and intelligent leader, right?

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>>51116003
>he hasn't seen the deboonking yet
oh nonono baggie...

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If Wall Street had a bona fide deus ex machina anime ass pull to survive the mother of all market crashes, what would it be? Even if they are 100% fucked, if there was any potential miracle, what would it be?

>> No.51117142

What event do you think has the potential to really have people abandon GME/moass? After 19 months and with 77m shares DRSed I somehow can't even come up with something other than a 100% moass trigger having no effect.

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>>51117137

The ending of Fight Club

>> No.51117190

>>51116710
That stuff that grows on rocks

>> No.51117195

>>51116624
I would sell one GME share just for a single night…

>> No.51117247

>>51117137
Moass is their anime asspull from a genuine class war that will end with the extremely wealthy being walked to guillotines. Moass is happening because they would rather that than the alternative.

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>>51117188
the good ole' 9/11 playbook

>> No.51117279 [DELETED] 

>>51117190
>>51117188
>>51117142
>>51117137
>>51117097
Paid ebook leak

Thanks for purchasing my ebook, if you leak it or resell you will be reported and your data will be made public on the forum

In this method we will be using a RuneScape private server that pays money for voting on it on toplists

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Create an account (no email needed)
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It will open a list of 10 sites to vote for the Private server
Each vote gives you $5, after voting 10 times you will have $50 that you can cash out to BTC, PayPal or your Payeer account.
Repeat this process every 12 hours
An easy $100 per day

>> No.51117287

My horoscope is bullish, Taurus Chads rise up

>> No.51117297 [DELETED] 

>>51117137
>https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/wy4jv8/why_bbby_will_squeeze_higher_than_when_gme/
They're trying to change the rules again.

>> No.51117317

>>51116910
Q is unironically real and probably correct.
>>51117142
Nothing except Ryan Cohen disbanding the NFT program, officially leaving GameStop, selling his shares and calling everyone of us chumps who just "got dunked on." That's the only way I'd ever sell before MOASS. Even in your scenario people wouldn't sell, unless they just decided to trade in the money for guns and a political version of Hollywood star maps.

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>>51117248
The Internet was designed to make vital infrastructure decentralized and resistant to buildings being destroyed. 9/11ing the NYSE would make a blockchain exchange the only moral response.

>> No.51117341

>>51117137
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wy5bc2/ecb_is_trying_to_undo_mandatory_buyins_on_ftds/

They're trying to change the rules again.

>> No.51117351

>>51117279
Are the pajeets advertising their scams in between shilling hours now? Kek

>> No.51117439

>>51117247
That's a load of bullshit. These people should know by now that the new rich would just hunt them down. Even if the old rich got to keep their wealth, evaded jail and fell off the map people would still hire private investigators, ex bounty hunters and hitmen to go full nova. The reason I personally won't get involved in political minecraft is because too many people will already be trying to fill that gap. All I need to do is stay home, get comfy, play games and creampie my new post MOASS girlfriend.

>> No.51117450

>>51117142
Unironically nothing. Anyone who may have sold due to anything hedges could come up with already has. Everyone left is either bought and forgot comfy posters or the ride or die, all in, fuck society types, and neither will sell until they have enough to safetly ignore or change clown world, which courtesy of (((them))) is alot more than wallstreet can afford.

>> No.51117493

Holy shit BTC is about to go under 20k again

>> No.51117537

>>51117439
I don't think you understood my post at all.

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>benchod sells BBBY
>jews are mad at him for selling
>there are people ITT who still unironically think BBBY is the play

>> No.51117565

>>51117538
It's almost like him selling was strategic.

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>>51117538
>le basket swaps exist
>no not like that
kek
every time

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>>51117493
Shaping up to be an interesting weekend

>> No.51117671 [DELETED] 

yall hate the antichrist or nah

>> No.51117833

>>51117450
The funniest thing about this that will make me laugh eternally is that they CHOSE this fate. Had they just let this run last January everyone would have gotten their $1488/share or whatever payout and been happy with it. Now you have leddit of all places learning about the goddamn moths themselves and there is absolutely no coming back from that. Tough luck, try again in a few hundred years when hopefully everyone's forgotten about whatever happens this century

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NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1546731077301022721

>> No.51117865

all these BBBY copers hahaha

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Hey there, christkeks. I know you faggots have been trying to claim this moment in time for your christian God, comparing what we're going through to Jesus flipping the tables of the money changers in the temple. I just wanted to pop in real quick and let you know that you're COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG. Kek has been the sole driving force behind this event, and without Kek none of this would be happening right now. How do I know this? It's simple.

I know this because of the 1983 comedy Trading Places. That's right, read it again if you didn't catch that. TRADING PLACES. It's so on the nose that it hurts. 1 hour and 28 minutes into the runtime of the movie, they show a party taking place. At this party, Dan Aykroyd's former girlfriend is depicted at aforementioned party with another man. At this party, the man she's depicted to 'be with' is dressed in an ape suit. You read that right. An ape suit. And as he reaches across her shoulder and cups her left tit in his hand, he asks her, 'Ever make it with an ape?', and then shoves his stupid ape mask into her face for a kiss.

It probably played as a really good racist joke when the movie first came out. The ape costume itself was just one in a line of references to Eddie Murphy's being black. However, viewed in the light of 2022 and not 1983, it's impossible to miss the parallels between an ape fondling the woman who used belong to a high powered financier and the situation we find ourselves in. Anyone who chooses to argue with this post is arguing with reality at this point, and I'm sorry that you can't see this situation for what it really is. Be grateful that you're going to WAGMI whether you agree with me or not.

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https://web.archive.org/web/20220826235610/https://news.investorturf.com/how-wall-street-creates-counterfeit-shares-for-amc-and-gamestop

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>>51117929
didn't read plus you're gay

>> No.51118027

What price would you guess shares are settled due to government intervention:
$500
$1k
$5k
$10k
More$

Sharelettes looking for a stag hunt BTFO

>> No.51118031

We need to go full on the offensive with AMC HOLDERS and let them know that they are the ones responsible for delaying the inevitable. Seriously. Think about all the hundreds of millions of dollars of retail money from people that ALMOST get it, that just put it in the wrong company. It’s really Annoying. Especially because I feel like Adam Aaron playing for the other team.

>> No.51118045

>>51117537
Yeah I just read it wrong, we're still on the same page though.
>>51117929
Why didn't you false frog God give you digits? The simple truth is that Christ is God an only through him can you be saved. All of us need Christ.

>> No.51118066

>>51118027
2m per or revolution

>> No.51118091

>>51118031
yeah they're all fags but quite frankly they dont deserve to make it at this point if they cant see the writing on the wall
It's nice knowing atleast the nigs won't make it and the few that do will all go broke in a year spending it on grills and rims

>> No.51118100

>>51118027
MuchMuchMore$$$

>> No.51118108

>>51118027
100 million per share

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Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

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>>51118027
More. They buy at the price we demand, or they learn what a blood eagle is and Wall Street is red and sticky for months. There are no other options, and it’s frankly amazing you’re still trying to convince us otherwise

>> No.51118189

>>51117137
If they always had a way to survive, they wouldent have fumbled the media narrative so badly.

>> No.51118220

wen rope

>> No.51118222

Hope for millions per share. Buy as if they will cap at $500. I believe intervention will be between $3k and $10k. I am accumulating based on those assumptions.

>> No.51118255

>>51118091

They really think they’ll squeeze too because of reasons.

The justice in all this is when they top out at $70 a share and we end up going to Berkshire Hathaway prices.

I’m going to impregnate a couple AMC holder’s girlfriends as a display of my superiority

>> No.51118281
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>>51118027
Either they follow the rules of the stock market or they follow the rules of the Wild West (hint there are no rules)

>> No.51118305

I love coming to the baggie coping general to read the latest cope for a good laugh

>> No.51118315

>>51118255
Why would you want to impregnate coal burners though, anon? The point of MOASS is to IMPROVE your life, not bring yourself down to lesser simians level.

>> No.51118329
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wagmi tomorrow

>> No.51118331
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>>51117833
>try again in a few hundred years when hopefully everyone's forgotten about whatever happens this century
Unfortunatly for them, that won't be the case. Of the many things I seek to acquire after moass, immortality is among them. I will be the record keeper, just as I do now for furries. I will keep the horrors they wrought long ago fresh in the minds of men. and should the next generation faulter, and think "Maybe they aren't so bad, maybe our ancestors were just too harsh on them" I shall step down from my watchtower to stoke the fires of anti-semetism and reignite the hatred of globalism and centralized governence that has wanned over the years once more. 100 year? 200 years? 500 years? It matters not how long they hide away in their festering holes. Each time they rear their greasy heads and think they can ensnare the well meaning empathy of gentle men once more, I will be there to greet them. and I assure you, I will not be alone.

>> No.51118386

Hi Bvttfucker here,

I just wanted you guys to know, I think you're all pretty great and I'm making meatballs for my dinner.

>> No.51118408
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>51118386
You should try eating shit instead

>> No.51118410
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51118410

HEADS UP, ONLY POSTING THIS ONCE, DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED
the float was almost completely "locked".
trimmed average is a weird move to buy time. the sample size of 6.7% is so massive no amount of trimming is needed.
current institutional shares held:
82,048,388 total shares
before sell off:
84,646,684 total shares held
the float was essentially locked. institutions began selling.
to counter, gs board has now reserved shares for employees. this locks the float again.
this is also the reason the amount of registered shares won't be shared coming earning results

>> No.51118426

Amazon buying EA is 100% GME related. I know RC has something special planned

>> No.51118437

>>51118410
>this is also the reason the amount of registered shares won't be shared coming earning results
Bold prediction, therefore I believe it.

>> No.51118441

>>51115874
DOW FUTURES IS AT NEGATIVE 3000. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WE LOSE!!!

>> No.51118467

>>51118410
>this is also the reason the amount of registered shares won't be shared coming earning results
That really would be something else.

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>>51118410
>this is also the reason the amount of registered shares won't be shared coming earning results

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>>51118027
>stag_hunt.png

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51118564

Futures looking bleak. Hoping GME is the real hedge or I'm fucked desu.

>> No.51118571

>>51118441
What does that mean?

>> No.51118594

>>51118571
It would be extremely painful

>> No.51118595
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51118595

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>51116624
I miss this bitch like you wouldn't believe

>>51116868
I'm not following the link between all of this and GME although I'm not really up to date with things at the moment.

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>>51118408
NO YOU! They say you are what you eat.

>> No.51118628

>>51118612
I'm an ass

>> No.51118677

>>51118564
Least we aren't bag holding alone

>> No.51118719
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>>51118564
If not, there's always another path to freedom.

>> No.51118824
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>>51118410

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>>51118410
oh fuck... so its monday

>> No.51118858

>>51118410
That's a heck of a prediction, buddy.
I'll be very interested to see what happens, and I've screenshotted this in case you are right.

>> No.51118860

>>51116264
too bad huh?

>> No.51118879

where is ryan?

>> No.51118934

>>51118879
Texas most likely.

>> No.51118969

>>51118879
coon town

>> No.51118971

so if raincoat is actually merging gamestop with buy buy baby how long does something like that take?

>> No.51118981

>>51118879
Probably enjoying Thai lady boys with all the money he just made off BBBY baggies

>> No.51118989

>>51118971
2 weeks

>> No.51118990

>>51118971
About as long as it will take for AMC to short squeeze

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>>51118981
and left us holding the bag?

>> No.51119005
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>> No.51119011

>>51118996
>”us”

>> No.51119019
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>>51118981
Why won’t he save some ladyboys for the rest of us?

>> No.51119030

I literally need a job guys

>> No.51119035

>>51118996
I mean he literally anounced when you shouldve sold and you chose not to. Next time follow the Jews Clues.

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>>51119030
I applied to 25 jobs over the last 3 days
>I can't wait for Rain (to come again another day) anymore

>> No.51119109

>>51119035
>RC swung
but I thought swingies get the rope?

>> No.51119112

>>51119083
I haven’t actually started looking yet. I should start now so I can be more selective

>> No.51119117

>>51119109
How much GME did Ryan Cohen swing?

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>>51119030
I have learned helplessness when it comes to job hunting. It's why I put up with my current job that I dislike. I want more than anything just to be free from the working world.

>> No.51119184

>>51119109
No one cares if anyone swings AMC or BBBY even though it's highly recommended to just buy and hold gme

>> No.51119277

>>51118031
Yeah it's all someone elses fault! MOASS isn't just some stupid ass baggy coping mechanism!

>> No.51119289

>>51119277
Unironically true
Moass Monday

>> No.51119355
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>>51118981
This is anonymous so I can say this here, but I unironically accidentally had sex with a Thai lady boy in Thailand.(A little drunk but not even that much..) I was already there so kept goin. Had tits and everything pretty convincing especially with the lights low. Oops. Blond in pic related. GME will make it so I can have every women get a background check before sleeping with me henceforth

>> No.51119377

is it bad that some of my bags are older than my nephew?

>> No.51119381
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>>51119355
So you touched wieners?

>> No.51119382 [DELETED] 

IT SALAD FU???g

>> No.51119383

>>51119355
so you put it up the poo poo hole? yuck

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>>51119355
>>51119381
>t.

>> No.51119398

>>51119381
>>51119383
Yeah they tucked their dick in between their thighs and I had already started didn’t even realize. Never told anyone but 4chan this story. My wife doesn’t even know, I was only 18 at the time lol. Didn’t know an ass from a pussy just wanted to bone

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>>51119355
>average GME holder

>> No.51119417

>>51119398
wtf 18yo goes to tailand?

>> No.51119425

>>51119408
Now I’m going to be a millionaire or billionaire from my Gme gains. I could buy the entire country of Thailand with my 800 shares. I’m going to send them to your houses by mail

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>>51119425
>delusional man-fucking faggot
opinion discarded

>> No.51119481

>>51119417
A gay one exploring his sexuality

>> No.51119492

>>51119398
shit happens man

>> No.51119493
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>>51119444
You would coom all over herm, anybody would.
>>51119417
Went for a few months all over asia with a bag just going from country to country

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51119498

bar anon here. karens are fucking loose tonight lmao. but since this is a finance board how can this financially benefit GME?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wqpy036z24

>> No.51119527

>All this sex talk
>RC's tweet: eew eew llams a evah I
>The opposite is I have a big one

BROS, IT TOOK ME UNTIL NOW TO FIGURE THIS OUT. RYAN HAS THE REVERSE OF A SMALL BENIS! WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS INFORMATION NOW?!

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>>51119498
It’s over

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>>51119493
>doubling down on putting his dick into another man
kek literal baggots

>> No.51119580

>>51118719

Yes but how do we earn a spot in Valhalla?

>> No.51119605

>>51119030
You can come work on my food truck. It’s in a city in the USA. You in? Also you can live upstairs at my house. Rent cheap. But you gotta not be a pussy and have a lil bit of a work ethic.

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>>51119498
wrong pic lol

>> No.51119620

>>51116047
The joke is that it was deboonked earlier this week

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>>51119355
GAY

>> No.51119671

>>51117327
>The Internet was designed to make vital infrastructure decentralized and resistant to buildings being destroyed.
No if you blast the principal datacenters, and nuke submarine cables.

>> No.51119722

>>51119527
The opposite of a small penis is a large vagina.

>> No.51119739
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>>51119355
I fucked a couple of thai chicks when I visited. Luckily they had vaginas

>> No.51119777

>>51119722

Kek.

>> No.51119844

I could definitely see the global economy collapse within the next 3 months. A lot of weird news coming out. Shot is getting wil

>> No.51119868

>>51118410
Based. The best part of GME saga is date fagging and tin foil conspiracies. The more wild and insane the better

>> No.51119887
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51119887

So when are we gonna get our money?

>> No.51119903
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51119903

Moass is confirmed for monday 100%
BRING IN THE FRENS

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>>51119739
>Luckily

>> No.51119910

>>51119903
so I can stop job searching fr?

>> No.51119930

I'm so fucking tired of waging bros

>> No.51119960

>>51115874

Like just over a week ago I was saying to my wife, holy shit MOASS is happening. And she thought I was a genius, and then Cohen sold Bbby....I went down from 12,000 shares of GME down to like 9200.

Traded my way back over 10,000 now.

>> No.51119987

>>51119887
two more weeks

>> No.51119999

>>51119987
Sept 19 is technically 1.5 2 weeks

>> No.51120021

They only paid Burry when they had secured their own interests and it was in their benefit to do so. There is no benefit to paying you guys.

>> No.51120035

>>51119999
Hyper 19 confirms. Three weeks until MOASS.

>> No.51120070

>>51120021
they don’t get a say

>> No.51120084
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51120084

Are most of you guys underwater? I'm impressed GME is not at $3.50 at this point.

>> No.51120102

>>51120021
Neat spin, but you made it too obvious wasting it on a 1pbtid. You need to build up to that sort of conclusion if you want anyone to bite.

>> No.51120105

>>51120070
They not only get a say, they decide who gets a say. People like you don't get a say.

>> No.51120178

>>51120105
Wrong. Should have been more responsible with those privilege they have, maybe they’d get to stay in power

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>>51119722
Heh.

>> No.51120282

>>51120265
Someone came into one of these GME threads with a copy/pasta about Coyote Peterson making content about calling jannies the N word and it was hands down the funniest shit I have ever seen.

>> No.51120301

>>51119999
Observing those digits and interpreting the dot.

>> No.51120321

>>51119999
i thought the 7th was earnings...

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>>51119999
>talk like a pirate day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TTUBMTInVE

>> No.51120329

>>51120321
oh youre doing a 2wks joke nvm

>> No.51120383

>>51119999
nice digits

>> No.51120385

another day another worthless CEO and chairman

>> No.51120406

>>51120385

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51120409

>>51120328
>Yarr! Avast Ken Griffin, we 'ave come to plunder yee booty!

>> No.51120501

>>51118858
He’s probably wrong, just like all the other silly predictions. Buy, hold, drs!

>> No.51120575
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51120575

>>51118410
>HEADS UP, ONLY POSTING THIS ONCE, DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED
>the float was almost completely "locked".
>trimmed average is a weird move to buy time. the sample size of 6.7% is so massive no amount of trimming is needed.
This makes sense to me and appeals to my schizo senses. Sample size of even 1% would be considered hyper accurate in political polling and is basically how exit polls work.
>current institutional shares held:
>82,048,388 total shares
>before sell off:
>84,646,684 total shares held
>the float was essentially locked. institutions began selling.
>to counter, gs board has now reserved shares for employees. this locks the float again.
>this is also the reason the amount of registered shares won't be shared coming earning results
A bold, testable prediction. I like it.

>> No.51120668

>>51118410
then what happens next?

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51120677

In appreciation of the gorilla memes, here's a copy of Michael Crichton's novel "Congo" in ebook form. Damn moot for killing share threads by blocking images with embedded archives.

https://a.pomf.cat/qxsbzf.epub

>> No.51120827
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51120827

wagmi my niggers

>> No.51120872

>>51116674
kek

>> No.51120999

>>51120668
then we wagit

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>>51120328
>pirate day

>> No.51121078

>>51117053
Thank god it's all coming to a head more like. Sick of Western society, I hope it burns.

>> No.51121183

What's good boys, what have I missed today? That cunt Jerome crashed the market again? 1000 points down? When does GME's negative beta kick in?

>> No.51121205

>>51117195
>>51116624
Damn, I'd pay her $31 dollars as well kek

>> No.51121218

kek baggies

>> No.51121365
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51121365

Incredibly drunk off homemade mead and high as fuck. WAGMI. It is known...

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>>51121365
Based. WAGMI, it's tomorrow!

>> No.51121427

WTF is going on with BBBY?

>> No.51121446
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51121446

frens and bros alike
I have come to the conclusion that I just dont give a fuck anymore. I have 1200 shares and thats that. Im not gona sell them, in fact i am just going to forget about them. Im not a poor so it doesnt matter all the much, but I am a patient mother fucker and well, ill wait.
So suck my balls, Ill come back when it happens.

>> No.51121464

I just want to the GameStop short squeeze to happen so I can be rich and get a gf

>> No.51121513
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51121513

>>51121464
In the same boat fren...

>> No.51121585

Kek crypto baggies

>> No.51121613
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51121613

>>51121585
btc is now under 20k
And this also negatively affects the value of my precious nfts....Cohen do something.

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>>51121613
Uh oh, stinky

>> No.51121696

>>51121645
WALLAH, and just like that it will never be under 20k again

>> No.51121711

>>51121513
How does a NEET even meet women these days I don’t get it. With GameStop money after the squeeze I can buy good clothes, a nice house, decent car, but how do I actually meet women? Should I just pay all my local church boards to give my number to a cute lady and hmu? Like.... It’s been so long since I have even unironically talked to a woman I don’t even know where to start.
Please rain coven moon soon I need to get a gf before I’m 30...

>> No.51121754

>>51121645
Down 7% in 24 hours
Eth down 11% in 24 hours

Kek crypto baggies

>> No.51121765

>>51121711
You will naturally meet women when you're rich because women will seek you out. Unless you sequester yourself in your mansion and only employ men with no daughters or sisters, your real problem will be to sort the gold diggers out and find a women who will be a good mother to your children.

>> No.51121777

>>51121711
When you have GME money you can just walk up to any female you desire and grab her straight in the pussy. Like a nice firm handshake. You're letting her know that it is now your property, a dividend from GameStop the DTCC could never fail to deliver

>> No.51121780

>>51121585
Us crypto "baggies" want cheaper prices, all the whining is massive LARP or people like you who buy at price tops. (like you did with GME LOL).

You faggots having a down trending stock means your attempt at MOASS is getting stolen because you poorfags are too pathetic to coordinate pump action.

Shorts are winning and you idiots are diluting yourselves between THREE separate main meme stocks now. How long until four or more? You guys don't have the capital nor the coordinated buying pressure to split yourselves between three separate stocks like this.

Kek, meme baggers.

>> No.51121791
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51121791

>>51121765
So what, just walk around signaling wealth until the female peacock notices?

>> No.51121815

>>51121791
That doesn't fucking work unless you want a gold digger you stupid nigger.

Women get intimidated by wealth and when you are high status women are naturally more submissive and shy to approach unless they're:

Narcissists, whores with no shame (gold diggers included into this category), psycho/sociopaths.

If you're rich you'll naturally just come into women in your life, because with money you'll build connections naturally, and someone will introduce you to someone. That's how it fucking works.

Look at the faggots like HEX owner (shitty ponzi crypto) who flaunts his wealth. He's fat and ugly and gaudy as fuck all. Trash women flock to that.

>> No.51121830

>>51121815
>>51121780

You type way too much. Nobody is reading any of that

>> No.51121831

>>51121777
Checked and keked

>> No.51121842

>>51121815
>you'll build connections naturally
You do know a lot of GME holders are literally autistic, right? That is not at all a natural process for people on the spectrum.

>> No.51121848

>>51121791
Put out an ad for your maid positions. $300,000/year with full benefits, but they have to be an 18-24 virgin with no piercings or tattoos. You run a full background check on each of them, pick a pretty one that you get along with, and have her sign a prenup. Then you give her ten kids and live life however you want.

>> No.51121852

>>51121830
Anyone who says they didn't read, read the message and got pissed off.

Keep seething faggot. You're going to die poor and alone, all of you baggies. Thanks for giving the Jews more money you miserable fucking mistakes.

>> No.51121879
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>>51121852
kek you really don’t like reading kek crypto baggies do ya, kek crypto baggie, your bags will be HEAVY when kenny does the needful and pays us gme chads and lads

>> No.51121900

>>51121613
>>51121645
Hedge funds still using it as collateral?

>> No.51121916

>>51121842
As much as I like to shit on meme stock/crypto baggies...
Don't sell yourself so short by using Autism. If you have money you're valuable because money makes money.

Connections can be made quite easily with decent cash if you have the desire to start a business. I admit, a total reclusive "NEET" who is rich will have a hard time because he has no business to move capital and nothing to base a connection on. You can be an autist, just be autistically focused on making money and you'll find connections are common.
Then comes the introductions to women.

>>51121848
Prenups no longer matter. Even if you're rich.

Also you can't put ads like that out there because it's illegal to filter for virginity and such.

>> No.51121941

>>51121900
One of them might have had to liquidate their position. Regardless, it's bad for hedgies because almost all of them have some crypto stake.

>>51121916
Is sexual status a protected class now?

>> No.51122042 [DELETED] 

Eh, you can just post an ad that indirectly gets you where you want to go. Could have a crawl space or somesuch that needs dusted sometimes.

>Must be able to fit in small spaces (fattos gone)
>Must be able to work in garden year round regardless of extreme heat or cold (old people gone)
>Must be willing to stay on property 24/7 and have groceries delivered due to potential complications with future pandemic situations (people with s/o gone)

Can't filter for everything but you can always have them sign a very extensive work agreement so you can fire them for "just cause" for leaving a speck of dust on a mantle or something

>> No.51122063

>>51121941
It's a complicated answer but the short gist is that in a sense, yes, because if your employment doesn't have a valid reason for inquiring as to their sexuality or virginity status (is this a porn shoot where you absolutely MUST have a virgin with intact hymen? is this some sort of medicine trial, etc) then you will be MEGA FUCKED on sexual misconduct lawsuits.
And given the job is for a live in maid, offering an extremely obtuse salary compared to national average (live in maids are almost non existent anyways now), and you wish to know the woman's virginity status (would require a test as well to determine)... you'd be setting yourself up for so much it's unreal.

Attempt to solicit sex in MANY different forms, sexual harrassment, sex traffic attempt, etc.

>> No.51122083

>continues to post while btc dumps

>> No.51122125

I wonder if I can buy out the local GameStop and become the new franchise owner after the squeeze. Would be nice kinda, and I could direct the youth to the huge back catalogue of kino games from the 90s til now. Maybe I could make little jimmy so happy with his purchase his mom takes my number to give to her honor student attending her sophomore year at Nepotism University. And, I know I’ll be rich, but employee discount is still employee discount, so I could pick up some quality OG titles to play too

>> No.51122167

>>51122125
Yeah. You would run a GameStop at some nice destination like Switzerland

>> No.51122384

>>51118410
Didn't they sell like 20 million shares? From 55m to 37m?

>82,048,388 total shares
>84,646,684 total shares held

I'm confuse

>> No.51122523

>>51121830

They should read it and get pissed off at AMC and ape and Bbby.

>> No.51122585

>>51118410
I don't believe you

>> No.51122892

>>51118118
How did this get calculated?

>> No.51122908

>>51120282
I need the screenshot

>> No.51122954
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51122954

>>51122908
I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

I'm here on the boards of /biz/ at 4channel.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off to blacked on his anime body pillow which is why he leaves cuck threads up. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fabled sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitor's sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

>> No.51122957

>>51115924
who is this fat basterd

>> No.51122970

>>51122957
The full face of Kurdistan

>> No.51123017

>>51121711
Jfc, how about you actually try in life? Why the fuck would any worthwhile woman date a guy who doesn't ever leave the house or do anything? Literally start by actually TRYING. Find a real hobby, leave the house, exercise, get a job, start an education. You'll never find a woman a good woman by staying at home doing nothing but being an anxious mess. News flash: MOASS is not guaranteed to happen anytime soon or possibly ever. So why keep wasting the limited amount of time you have in this life whining about what you don't have and actually start working for it. You literally just have to start.

>> No.51123033
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51123033

>51123017
sneed

>> No.51123066
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51123066

I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is kekking at GameStop baggies.

I'm here on the boards of /biz/ at 4channel.org, where a vicious group of native redditors called "baggies" lurk in the shadows. Their diet consists of hot pockets and estrogen pills, and they spend most of their time jerking off to blacked on their anime body pillow and roleplaying on discord which is why the baker is always late. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure them out, to see their fabled sting. Also known as a "sneed", the baggies sneed is mostly harmless and if anything is hilarious to watch. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there with 10 open Reddit tabs. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the baggie is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sneed.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Kek baggies!

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my sides!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
They are leaving orbit! I just can't stop laughing!
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

>> No.51123088

>>51123033
>Hur dur Sneed
You can suck me you low IQ faggot. The sadsack NEET is waiting on MOASS to change his course in life. He's nearly 30 years old and has nothing going for him. Waiting for MOASS to change his life is an unnecessary risk when he can just start making changes in his life to put him on the path that he wants to go. If MOASS happens along the way, great. If not, at least he didn't sit around wasting his limited youth for some wall street event that no one is actually certain will actually happen.

>> No.51123125

KEN

ITS KAI AGAIN

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY $4.2 QUADRIL-*dial tone*

>> No.51123133
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51123133

>>51123088
You can suckstart a shotgun faggot. I don’t care to read that wall of text but saying moass isn’t guaranteed to happen gets you sneeded. Deal with it you little bitch
P.S
Sneed

>> No.51123153

>>51123088
This is literally me, except I'm based for it and you're cringe

>> No.51123196

>>51123133
So when's it happening? The price keeps dropping so I might as well wait for cheapies. Imagine holding for two years when you can get in right before the moass. Ty for holding

>> No.51123225

>>51123133
Everyone has been saying it's guaranteed to happen soon for almost 2 years. Still nothing. I'm still buying and holding my shares and refuse to sell but anyone who "knows" for 100% certainty that it will happen is a genuine retard. Seems like you're one of those special types of retard.

>> No.51123232

should have fucking sold at 45 rrRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51123238

>>51123153
Ok, have fun wasting your life being a pathetic loser with atrophied testicles.

>> No.51123242

>>51123225
The people who “know” it will happen have actually done their research, followed this saga and learned what to look for. People like (You) who still doubt are the retards, take your projection somewhere else

>> No.51123278

>>51123242
Yeah and who exactly are these people and what are they looking for to know for certainty? All of the brilliant anons in the GME threads? The superstonk retards? Literally no one knows how this will play out, we're all here guessing that the MOASS will at least PROBABLY happen based on the research and knowledge gained so far. But to say that it's certain is just ignorant and overtly reeks of naivete.

>> No.51123297

$21 soon

>> No.51123305

>>51123278
There are tons of things. The most recent one is the DTCC fuckery with the splivvy. How about volume being bone dry? CTB going over 100% for weeks? FTD’s piling up? Every kike media outlet telling you to forget gamestore? Do all these things mean nothing to you, and are just coincidences? Or is it that you want me to tell you when it will happen? You don’t even believe it’s going to happen and you’re still buying shares? And I’m the retard? Gas yourself

>> No.51123352

$21,000 soon

Checkem

>> No.51123362

>>51123352
*$21,000,000

>> No.51123506

$0.21 soon
>inb4 I'll lock the float myself
>can't even drs the float once in a year
>constant cope and goalpost moving with drs numbers
lmao...

>> No.51123523

>>51123305
Boy, your reading comprehension is poor. Aside from the recent DTCC splivy stuff, literally all of that has been happening over and over in cycles for the past year and a half. I do THINK that the MOASS will happen, seems like it should happen, but thinking it will probably happen and knowing with 100% certainty that it will happen are two different things. You do not, nor does anyone else, know that MOASS will happen for 100% certainty The fact that I have to explain this to you suggests that it is you, who should in fact, gas yourself.

>> No.51123565

>>51123088
from my (admittedly anecdotal) experience, people who wait for something to happen to them before they change are moreso just looking for reasons to put off changing themselves. Even if moass happened, I doubt that anon would change himself all that much.

>> No.51123675

>>51123565
This is wise, but also hits a little too close to the bone...

>> No.51123683

>>51123565
I agree. He probably is just making excuses, but sometimes people respond well when called out and yelled at. I was hoping he would read my response and take a step to change his life. Wishful thinking I'm sure, but worth a try.

>> No.51123744
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51123744

Is it Monday yet?

>> No.51123903

kek baggies

>> No.51124038

Kek hedgies

>> No.51124074

>>51123362
*$210,000,000

>> No.51124175

>>51124074
*2,100,000,000

>> No.51124400
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51124400

Moe's Ass will unleash itself in September. I witnessed it in my dreams.

>> No.51124459

I know it starts Monday, but when does it end?

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51124468

>>51124459
>infinity
>end

>> No.51124478

>>51123196
MOASS wouldn’t happen without the holding, retard. The best time to buy is yesterday. The second best is Monday. Rinse and repeat

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>>51124478
Yeah as far as I'm concerned, every pre MOASS price is worth buying. No matter how many shares people buy, they'll always end up saying "wow I should have bought more then"

>> No.51124534

>>51115924
That's Yil and you only have one

>> No.51124536

>>51124400
dub dubs checked

>> No.51124543
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51124543

>institutions dump GME for (((reasons)))
>DRS goes down to below 50%
>rabid reddit*ids slurped some more
>it's now back to 50%
This is why I'm keeping a good chunk of my stack during the MOASS. I don't want a stacklet redditoid to get more gains than me. In fact, I'm keeping a good 10% just to compete for le ebin high score.

>> No.51124563

>>51124400
Nobody going to check this

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51124597

>>51124534
>GaY ID

>> No.51124747

>>51124543
If I sell shares when the price is at five or six figures and the price ends up reaching seven figures or more, I'll kill myself haha

>> No.51124829

>>51124747
I'll never sell my whole stack of several thousand for this reason. I bought as if it's going to top out in the five digit range because Talmudic trickery has me thinking there's no way it could go to phone numbers, but on the off chance that it does, I will be ready.

>> No.51124844

>>51124829
Talmudic trickery is the reason it's going to phone numbers in the first place

>> No.51124917

kek baggies

>> No.51124940 [DELETED] 

>>51124181
>>51124181
>>51124181
Threaded

>> No.51124992

>>51124940
Sneed

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51125031

>>51119777
>>51121777
Lucky 7's!

>> No.51125132

Why don’t shills understand Streisand effect?
I would have thought this was a nonsense story until I read the Reddit damage control in the comments
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wyr0tn/citadel_next_sources_in_comments/

>> No.51125171

>>51124844
Checked, it got them into the shit but I think it's also why it stops before absurdity. Think about it, they've basically held the entire US market hostage so that it will collapse if there isn't some kind of intervention to keep it from reaching phone numbers.

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51125229

>>51118539
>Remembered it was .png
Heh.

>>51125132
I know some people only got into GME because they saw the amount of pushback it got. It's great isn't it?

>> No.51125272

>>51125132
It's ironic that the Predditors pride themselves on being immune to propaganda, but don't realize how compromised their "safe space" really is.

>> No.51125317

>>51125272
how dare you talk ill of the half_moth

DOWNDOOT!
DOWNDOOT!

>> No.51125330

>>51125272
They must be accustomed to being drowned out by bots

>> No.51125367

>>51124181
>>51124181
>>51124181
New thread when you are ready

>> No.51125373

>>51125367
Sneed

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51125386

>>51125367
sneed

>> No.51125434
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51125434

>51125367
>Trying this hard on a Saturday

>> No.51125487
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51125487

>51124940
>51125367
>fake thread doesn’t sneed hedgies
>some legend is spamming dicks in an effort to kill it
All is right with the world

>> No.51125490

>>51125367
sneed

>> No.51125511

>>51125487
>some legend is spamming dicks in an effort to kill it
Not all hero's wear capes.

>> No.51125607

WAGMI soon

>> No.51125714
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>>51121777
>>51119777
Cheeeeeeeeeeeckeeeed.


Its definitely MOASS next week.
I can even hear the WAGMI in the wind.

https://youtu.be/8MbDL-Kj73k

Here is a song to get you through the slow weekend.

>> No.51125787
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51125787

I like GameStop.

>> No.51125788

>>51124181
>>51124181
>>51124181
Threaded!

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51125806

>>51124940
>>51125367
>>51125788
Going for the triple SNEED

>> No.51125815

>>51125788
the absolute desperation.

>> No.51125837

>>51120668
2 more weeks

>> No.51125841

>>51125487
>>51125511
They're gone now F

>> No.51125856

>>51125841
if everyone phone posted at least 1 dick per spam thread they would be closed in minutes

>> No.51125859

>>51124181
>>51124181
>>51124181
Threaded, frens

>>51122222
Comfy womfy checkie weckie!

>> No.51125867
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51125867

>51125788
That thread is literally gay though. I saw all those penises in there. There were penises in that thread and nothing can change that. There's probably AIDS now in that thread so I'm not posting in it. If you insist on posting gay threads, there's more suitable boards for that stuff. Penises aren't business and finance related. I want to talk about GameStop, not look at penises, ok?

>> No.51125869

>>51117137
>this will destroy the economy so we pay put 500$ per share
>b-b-but thats bullshit
>nato troops rapes your entire family
>amerimutts droning your house
Shoulda took the 500 goy
They're just going to change the rules how it fits them. Yes moass is possible. No it wont happen.
>b-b-but riots
You underrestimate the envy of normies. No normies gonna riot for bitcion millionaires. No normies gonna riot for someone who found an easy get rich quick scheme. They would rather the rich stay rich and everyone else living in muddhutts than see their neighbour get wealth.
If Moass does happen im joining the illuminati to fuck over the goy. Fck these vaxxcattle niggers. None of them would ever stand up for any of us

>> No.51125889

>>51125869
Wow all these words and not a fact among them

>> No.51125893

>>51124181
>>51124181
>>51124181
NEW THREAD
MIGRATE

>> No.51125901

>>51124940
>>51125367
>>51125788
>>51125859
>>51125893
Finally a non 1pbtid
5x sneed

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51125904

>>51125879
>>51125879
>>51125879
Threaded.

>> No.51125908

>>51117833
>be me
>read about the squeeze while at 400
>oy vey this is easy double my money
>sell all my crypto
>put it in gme
>they close the buy button
>use gme as savings account ever since while reading newer and newer DD that shows we can earn way more than 1000 a share

>> No.51125949

>>51118027
That rich guys hedgefund thingy was worth over 100k a share or smth at one point, and bitcion been at 60k+
So there are instances of high worth 'shares' without niggers interfering
>but then again that was their own schemes being worth lots of money
>but there are rich guys on both sides of gme
>gme is owned by a cohen (((name)))
>is this just ((())) sucking dry their host like usual? (Running away with the 100trillion dtcc money?)

>> No.51126051

>>51119868
>be me
>datefag my dad for 2 years
>now he havent even checked his stock account for months coz hes tired of hearing about it

>> No.51126149

>>51121815
Yup
>be me at bar
>see local billionaire son talking to girl I've never seen before
>go over
>take her hand
>say: shes mine
>she does the girly chuckle thing
>take her to dancefloor
>billionaire son with no social iq comes and slaps her ass
>fire of thousands hells in my eyes while telling him to get the fuck out of the bar
>s-sorry bro was only joking
>YOU GET THE FU K OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CASTRATE YOU
>make the girl buy me drinks
>get full body orgasm from being alpha chad
>never see her again
Money isnt everything. Atleast not in my country. People here shit on wealth all the time

>> No.51126182

>>51121916
Also if you tell a woman you only want virgins, then every woman is a virgin and lost their hymen in gym class while doing squats
>be me
>tell girl on date: ireally like sex, got any experience?
>tihihi yes anon
>leave
You need to learn to manipulate convos to get people to tell you the truth

>> No.51126397

>>51122954
Unbelievably based.

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High S/N