/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51113659]

Doc edition

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51112666

[Anonymous No.51113668]

I declare this thread to be the stinky dirty poopy farty edition.

[Anonymous No.51113671]

>>51113659
did we buy too much xmr? was it actually harmful to the state?

[Anonymous No.51113677]

>>51113659
Thread not needed now or ever

[Anonymous No.51113681]

why didn't you sell last week

[Anonymous No.51113682]

Looks like this is it my (former) mumu friends.

[Anonymous No.51113693]

Who looks more prepared for a market downturn?

[Anonymous No.51113695]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51113703]

>>51113695
on monday when we drop 8%

[Anonymous No.51113704]

>Mumus are fighting the Fed now

[Anonymous No.51113714]

>>51113704
They've been fighting the Fed for months.

[Anonymous No.51113715]

>>51113659
I have lost a lot of money

[Anonymous No.51113717]

>>51113703
SHUT YOUR WHORE FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW SIR

[Anonymous No.51113727]

I’m buying HUT. I’m buying FCEL. I’m buying INTC. I’m buying QYLD in my Roth. I’m buying XOM puts expedistion 2024

[Anonymous No.51113733]

Holy shit my SQQQ won't stop printing money. I'd say it's getting concerning for the wider economy but you muumuu faggots were the absolute worst so I'm gonna go get a hooker, take her to a nice steak house and beat the shit outta her during sex on your dime hahahahah aha fuck you permabears

[Anonymous No.51113736]

>>51113717
RIP buddy

[Anonymous No.51113738]

>holds up de-feathered chicken
behold an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51113745]

>>51113703
Full recovery by end of next week.

[Anonymous No.51113748]

>>51113659
real soon
UVXY
sell calls
2H 2023

[Anonymous No.51113752]

>>51113681
I am a permabull
what is sell?

[Anonymous No.51113754]

>stocktwits down
oh nonononono

[Anonymous No.51113757]

>We are going to down 1000 on the Dow

[Anonymous No.51113758]

Damn, I went to the grocery store and it got worse.

[Anonymous No.51113763]

[Anonymous No.51113770]

>>51113693
Obviously hamchads will be the only ones capable of surviving the upcoming depression. Lanklets will have no choice but to sell their bussies to us for scraps. Hamchads always win. Always.

[Anonymous No.51113772]

[Anonymous No.51113773]

LOOK AT THAT
LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT
FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.51113774]

>>51113668
Melt-up cancelled. We are now melting down.

[Anonymous No.51113775]

My investments are with good companies. They will come back.

[Anonymous No.51113778]

>>51113754
official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

[Anonymous No.51113780]

>Don’t just do something, sit there

[Anonymous No.51113781]

>>51113757
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? IT'S CALLED 1000 POINTS DOWN. NOT EVEN CRAMER KNOWS WHAT TO THINK. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BULLS GET THAT EXUBERANCE.

[Anonymous No.51113783]

>>51113717
Simpleton mumu all the confidence of a pivot or decrease or rate hikes in the market got their cheeks clapped by Uncle Jerome the mumu booty bandit

[Anonymous No.51113786]

MUMU!!!
*WHAM*
MUMU!!!!!!
*WHAM*
*WHAM*
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!
*WHAM*
COME OUT MUMU!!
*WHAM*
TELL ME WHAT'S PRICED IN!!!

[Anonymous No.51113789]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.51113790]

>>51113745
Well dems will do anything to prevent a market crash before midterms. Not sure it's enough. Who knows

[Anonymous No.51113791]

>>51113752
it's taking profits from a relief rally in a recession

[Anonymous No.51113795]

>>51113775
We just needed to cool off before the next rally.

[Anonymous No.51113801]

h-hey guys?
it's uhm...
so you know how
ummm
you know like there's supposed to be like, uhhh, pullbacks?
well i-it's...
ummmm
it's still going down...

like a lot.

[Anonymous No.51113804]

PULL UP RETARD RETARD

[Anonymous No.51113807]

BUY NOW OR BE LEFT BEHIND. THIS IS A FAKE DUMP.

[Anonymous No.51113809]

The market is healing

[Anonymous No.51113810]

AAAAAAA I SOLD MY SOCKS TOO EARLY

[Anonymous No.51113815]

>>51113804
GOOD FUCKING LORD LOOK AT THOSE PITS

[Anonymous No.51113818]

Bears already euphoric which means Mega green for the rest of the month

[Anonymous No.51113821]

>>51113775
>>51113795
How long are you willing to hold? Those bags are getting heavy anon... Do the needful

[Anonymous No.51113822]

>>51113786

[Anonymous No.51113827]

>>51113778
nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
https://youtu.be/-rYjfciwWGk?t=60

[Anonymous No.51113828]

>>51113790
Collect as much cheap shit as you can because we pump after the elections.

[Anonymous No.51113830]

>>51113809
Nicely done anon!

[Anonymous No.51113832]

>>51113818
you're gonna be holding your bags for a while

[Anonymous No.51113834]

>>51113818
that'S what bears through the whole last month. guess what happened fag

[Anonymous No.51113836]

>>51113804
>>51113815
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51113837]

>>51113804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

[Anonymous No.51113840]

I’ve never seen the spy like this, will my calls be okay September 16 expiration 420?

[Anonymous No.51113847]

i have 200k. i will not be buying anything until we get to s&poo 3400

[Anonymous No.51113848]

>>51113818
maybe low volume bounce next week. QT September will destroy any remaining bullish delusions.

[Anonymous No.51113849]

>>51113681
But I did and went all in short as well on August 22. I was most displeased and concerned about yesterdays green. Today is a relief that I gauged market sentiment correctly for the time being.

[Anonymous No.51113852]

>>51113804
ngl this bitch is kinda sexy

[Anonymous No.51113853]

>>51113818
>rest of the month
>3 trading days remain

[Anonymous No.51113862]

>>51113840
>I’ve never seen the spy like this
You've seen nothing bro

[Anonymous No.51113863]

>>51113804
>>51113852
I would definitely put my dick in those pits.

[Anonymous No.51113866]

>>51113828
I predict crabbing until November 10th or so. Then nothing but red

[Anonymous No.51113868]

why so ruff drop???

[Anonymous No.51113869]

>-941.90

[Anonymous No.51113876]

How retarded is my portfolio
Long Asia excluding china
Long YEN vs USD
Short USA, biased shorter on tech

Net portfolio is short 100% spy and taking in lots of premium each day

[Anonymous No.51113877]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51113880]

>>51113852
Yeah it's funny until you realize this stupid thot is in charge of an entire country.

[Anonymous No.51113881]

>>51113863
I mean, that's an option, not probably what i'd go for but, ok

[Anonymous No.51113888]

>>51113840
NO BECAUSE I HAVE 400 PUTS FOR THE SAME DATE

[Anonymous No.51113892]

WHY did the market give up?

[Anonymous No.51113894]

CIRCUIT BREAKERS DISABLED LETS GO DUMP DUMP DUMP

[Anonymous No.51113900]

>>51113881
You've never had a pitjob?

[Anonymous No.51113899]

The best time to sell was yesterday.
The second best time is now.
You know what to do.
Hold at your own risk, Monday will be historic.

[Anonymous No.51113905]

>>51113880
well i mean it goes without saying women should not be involved in business, politics, or society in general

[Anonymous No.51113909]

>>51113880
Who cares? She's gonna get the Franz Ferdinand treatment and then it's game on.

[Anonymous No.51113912]

>>51113880
she is the most excellent Prime Minister of Finland, yes

[Anonymous No.51113915]

>>51113804
Gyrating her pussy
Nipples protruding
Coke mucus down her nose

[Anonymous No.51113918]

>>51113659
Should I slurp SOXL before the market closes or is it going to zero next week?

[Anonymous No.51113923]

SPY CALLS
UVXY PUTS

[Anonymous No.51113930]

My UPRO… guh

[Anonymous No.51113931]

>>51113915
send me to Finland mr trump. I'll straighten her out.

[Anonymous No.51113932]

>>51113905
>it goes without saying
Somehow we forgot this

[Anonymous No.51113935]

>>51113900
I find the sensation provided by the stubble to be exhilarating.

[Anonymous No.51113943]

REK, DRV or SRS?

[Anonymous No.51113945]

>>51113932
damn this nigga Cato knew what the fuck was up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51113946]

Oh fuck bros.... I'm cumming.

[Anonymous No.51113951]

So, everything is down, except nothing. Because even oil companies are down, with oil up.

So. I'm calling bullshit, buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.51113952]

>>51113880

Lol Is she a politician? I'm honestly asking because I don't know

[Anonymous No.51113955]

>>51113880
>when you realize every western country has a retard at the helm
We're so fucked

[Anonymous No.51113956]

>>51113866
In that case you should be stocking up on ammo, antibiotics, and dehydrated food.

[Anonymous No.51113963]

>it drills over faster
this is ultra giga peta over

>>51113815
too thin, here's for reference what peak pit performance looks like

[Anonymous No.51113965]

>>51113946
show position baggerella

[Anonymous No.51113968]

>>51113892
The recent bounce was powered by unicorns and glitter. I was harping on about the volume divergence for the better part of two weeks on the way up. That said the volume today isn't amazing either. It's more than recent average but not by a whole hell of a lot.

[Anonymous No.51113973]

Holy shit bobros...I think we broke the market

[Anonymous No.51113975]

>>51113956
I only have like 50 self defense rounds and maybe 100 target rounds. Am I going to make it

[Anonymous No.51113979]

>>51113952
Prime minister of finland

[Anonymous No.51113980]

>>51113952
she's better at dirty dancing, but yes, that is correct

[Anonymous No.51113983]

>>51113946
it doesn't exist until you pull the trigger. don't pass the chance, even if it goes higher monday, 2 days is way too long to pass that up.
Congrats faggot. Stack it. Use the weekend to re-assess to reallocate.

[Anonymous No.51113984]

buy vti dip or nah?

[Anonymous No.51113985]

>>51113963
Normally I'm into fat girls, but that's some primo axilla right there. Is that the Italian track and field thot?

[Anonymous No.51113986]

Whatever they found in Jackson's hole was more disturbing than anyone could have imagined.

[Anonymous No.51113989]

>>51113975
No buy military crates of ammo that contain 1400 rounds or more

[Anonymous No.51113990]

Who else bought spy calls

[Anonymous No.51113996]

>>51113946
Dont come. Do not come.

[Anonymous No.51114004]

>>51113989
I'm poor. So no

[Anonymous No.51114009]

>>51113985
>track and field
polevaulting, yes

[Anonymous No.51114010]

Never saw a better short opportunity

[Anonymous No.51114012]

>SIGA

[Anonymous No.51114011]

>>51113946
sell atleast two thirds

[Anonymous No.51114017]

>>51113899
>>51113894
https://youtu.be/anbrb2u9GYI?t=44

[Anonymous No.51114018]

>>51113986
Apparently it was Jerome Powell's penis.

[Anonymous No.51114021]

>walking around in a scientific library
>random section had price signals theory book
>The most basic lesson of the book not followed by any country on Earth's economists or governments

[Anonymous No.51114024]

New apple computer just dropped
>79s ARE TRADING
>79s ARE TRADING
>79s ARE TRADING
>79s ARE TRADING
https://twitter.com/WifeyAlpha/status/1563249054485983232

[Anonymous No.51114025]

>>51113975
You need 1k rounds for an AR and 500 rounds for a sidearm.
Buy any ammo over that amount you can afford to use for bartering.

[Anonymous No.51114033]

>>51113918
I slurped 100 SOXL shares at 16. Yes, we might go to $10 or maybe go back to $20.
But I don’t care, I only buy.

[Anonymous No.51114043]

>>51114021
whats the most basic lesson

[Anonymous No.51114046]

>>51114012
I want this image but instead of a pepe the t-rex should be a bobo.

[Anonymous No.51114048]

>>51113659

Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/392692320

[Anonymous No.51114051]

>>51114010
UVXY RHtards are dangerously clueless. VIX is only at 25.65, this is hardly a once-in-a-lifetime shorting opportunity, this is still fairly average. We're still in contango.

[Anonymous No.51114054]

Are you loading up on UVXY puts yet?

[Anonymous No.51114055]

>>51113943
I'm still in SRS and sold DRV yesterday like a fucking retard
from what I've read REK is the best

[Anonymous No.51114059]

>>51114043
do not redeem

[Anonymous No.51114060]

>>51114012
We've been telling you to sell all week dumbass

[Anonymous No.51114071]

>>51114024
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51114074]

>not even a sort covering rally before close
doesnt look to good beefbros

[Anonymous No.51114076]

>>51114024
>the last candle

[Anonymous No.51114084]

>>51114074
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51114090]

Check the dollar index

[Anonymous No.51114092]

>>51114051
UVXY doesn't track VIX, it's leveraged with daily resets. If today repeated itself, UVXY would not even reach $13. It's most likely going to hit $8 and split in september.

UVXY is a shorting opportunity at all times as long as you're willing to hold.

[Anonymous No.51114094]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51114095]

MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING

[Anonymous No.51114099]

It's a pretty soft landing when you look at it. Like a nice easy slope and not steep at all.

[Anonymous No.51114103]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51114104]

>>51114033
I bought at 16.80. I'm buying again at 14 and 12.25.

[Anonymous No.51114108]

>>51114092
Thanks for confirming your retardation and ignorance.

[Anonymous No.51114110]

The algos are fighting

[Anonymous No.51114114]

Interfrens.. Interfrens..
Shorts pinned down & bleeding out CHALF sector, request artillery support for gamma strike, over.

[Anonymous No.51114115]

R
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T
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T
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H
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[Anonymous No.51114121]

>>51113876
>Long YEN vs USD

[Anonymous No.51114126]

Hmph.

[Anonymous No.51114125]

>>51114074
congrats shorts. suggesting take your stacks, even if it continues, a 2 day weekend is a long ass time to forget what you thought was bad last week. you can buy back in.
and, for the 3rd time this thread, all sectors and metals going down, is just shorts chasing each other.
Take the money.

[Anonymous No.51114131]

>>51114051

UVXY does not follow VIX, it follows VIX futures

UVXY up 15% in a session is a short opportunity

Where my AEVA bros at

[Anonymous No.51114138]

>market about to close
>hear thunder outside
yeah... it's over

[Anonymous No.51114139]

SUCKING COCKS IN THE- HOT SUN
YOU FOUGHT THE FED AND THE FED WON
YOU FOUGHT THE FED AND THE FED WON
https://youtu.be/rZ5v8L08Flg

[Anonymous No.51114142]

what do you call this session volume profile

[Anonymous No.51114143]

>>51114126
The worst part of this is that it means that faggot will still hang around and post wrong shit then delete it.

[Anonymous No.51114144]

When's the last time SPY dropped this much intraday? 2020?

[Anonymous No.51114147]

I find it hilarous this all happened right after that anon who went all in on UVXY had his calls expire kek. Wonder if he actually roped

[Anonymous No.51114148]

my anus is sore

[Anonymous No.51114150]

>>51114125

It literally cut through all support. Sunday night asia will be blood red abs the dollar may very well break its high that session. They gap it down to 390 Monday

[Anonymous No.51114152]

>>51114144
how long has it been dropping? 1 hour? 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.51114154]

>>51113659
What happened today bros? What did Powell say? I had an interview and missed everything

[Anonymous No.51114160]

>>51114024
WE MAY BE HOOKED

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114161]

>>51113965

[Anonymous No.51114163]

>>51114131
See, that's what I'm talking about, UVXY-trading RHtards have no idea what they're doing. If VIX isn't high then UVXY isn't high either.
>UVXY up 15% in a session is a short opportunity
it's still low

[Anonymous No.51114164]

>>51114144
probably earlier this year

[Anonymous No.51114166]

>>51113773
WE TOLD EVERYBODY IT WAS COMING
WE TOLD YOU TWO WEEKS AGO

[Anonymous No.51114168]

Holy fucking lol SOXL -17%

[Anonymous No.51114171]

AND THE PAIN IS JUST STARTING

[Anonymous No.51114172]

>>51114126
I love this little grumpy bear

[Anonymous No.51114173]

I bought the dip on SOXL. Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.51114176]

Is it a ballsy move to go all in on SIGA right now or is that a retarded move? Is it going to start spreading in schools or not?

[Anonymous No.51114177]

>>51114144
was only a few months ago, feb april may probably

[Anonymous No.51114179]

>>51114154
Powell said get ready for PAIN. Nothing else needs mention

[Anonymous No.51114182]

>>51114150
Pattern traders are useful for self-reinforcing. until someone spots you with a bigger stack and eats your ass in one bite.
Good luck,
Nobody buying Gold in a massive down market?
That's hype.

[Anonymous No.51114190]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.51114188]

>>51113984
always

[Anonymous No.51114193]

>>51114108
Okay go ahead and buy $140k worth of UVXY calls and tell us if you make money before the inevitable reverse split. Better yet, buy shares, and when circuit breakers are finally hit you will profit less than you would had you shorted.

UVYX *does not track the VIX*. Never has, never will. It will not "moon" and make you rich when "circuit breakers" are hit. If you want to trade the VIX it has its own options chain and VIXY follows it much closer. If you want to short and long the S&P500 the ticker is SPY.

UVXY was created explicitly to lose money.

[Anonymous No.51114196]

[Anonymous No.51114198]

>>51114147

He had some September calls

[Anonymous No.51114200]

>>51114190
could've been better but I was too scared to buy more puts on the bull trap

[Anonymous No.51114201]

>>51114161
nice job, really using those powers.
>>51114190
>went from -4% to almost green by going all in sqqq

[Anonymous No.51114203]

>>51114193
It literally 10xed in 2020 you zoomer

[Anonymous No.51114205]

CLOSE THE MARKET ALREADY WTF. STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.51114208]

>>51114043
Well, just view prices as a signal. Let's say you lower the price of something, you're going to get less signal going to suppliers. If you give x consumer more money their signals will just grow or decrease.

A lot of things going on with fiscal and monetary policy just fuck up these signals. If anything you want to use solutions that DONT touch the signaling system but everyone just uses it directly

[Anonymous No.51114210]

>>51114190
Down only 5%
Thanks SOXL !

[Anonymous No.51114212]

*Drops 1k points on you* should’ve been listening retards.

[Anonymous No.51114213]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuTXV2mTMfI

IMPORTANT VIDEO

[Anonymous No.51114215]

>>51114193
Yeah I learned that the hard way today. I realized it will never go back up to the amount I bought it at 2 months back.

[Anonymous No.51114216]

>>51114196
dude stop larping your portfolio isnt that massive

[Anonymous No.51114217]

>>51114171
I hope you took profits.

[Anonymous No.51114218]

>>51114190
>-11.38% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.51114220]

what about black unemployment powell you fucker

[Anonymous No.51114223]

>>51114190
+7%
Should have held my sqqq & soxs longer, but i'm forcing myself to take profits

[Anonymous No.51114224]

>>51114190
+12%

[Anonymous No.51114226]

>>51114212
1200 actually

[Anonymous No.51114227]

We dump all next week right?

[Anonymous No.51114229]

>>51114190
Down a little over 1%

[Anonymous No.51114234]

>>51114179
So the market got rejected and is going down. Now the next support for the down is around 31,700, S and P is around 3900 and Nasdaq is around 11,500. So we have another 1-2 days of red before support is reached. So we go down until wednesday, crab and then maybe a labor day friday pump leading into labor day tuesday when it violently dumps again.

>>51114154
>he doesn't autistically pay attention to market news
I sure hope you're a boomer "invest for 40 years" investor.

[Anonymous No.51114235]

I hate powell so god damn much sometimes

[Anonymous No.51114237]

>>51114190
35% up thanks SQQQ
and yes i am euphoric

[Anonymous No.51114239]

>>51114190
I've had worse. I have a lot of BTC in this portfolio and I expect some recovery over the weekend. Not worried.

[Anonymous No.51114238]

>>51114182

>Nobody buying Gold in a massive down market?

Cause everybody knows the dollar is going to break 110. Gold rallies when the hiking cycle peaks and the dollar cools off. We aren’t there yet

[Anonymous No.51114242]

>>51114220
He said he's hiking until niggers stop working.

Wait, why's he still hiking then?

[Anonymous No.51114243]

>>51114142
>it’s not going to keep dipping
>no way it keeps going
>oh shit it’s still dipping
>fuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.51114248]

is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51114249]

I fell for the biggest bear market rally in history. I’m tired of breaking records. I WANT A REFUND

[Anonymous No.51114250]

>epic thunderstorm and heavy rain begin immediately after market close
next week will be biblical.

[Anonymous No.51114251]

Down 1.25 percent.
I bought some cheapies too. My model tells me sentiment is way too low

[Anonymous No.51114254]

>>51114234
Yes let me skip my job interview to watch charts

[Anonymous No.51114258]

>>51114248
No,not quite.

[Anonymous No.51114261]

>>51114161
>0.000002 BRK.A
???

[Anonymous No.51114260]

we are on the sadistic timeline
mandatory mask n chain
injecting needles into veins
and now spiking interest rates just to see how people will squirm

[Anonymous No.51114267]

not even a bottom wick on the close, today's market was pure kino bobros

[Anonymous No.51114268]

>>51114261
He just wants to see the hilarious giant share price. Nigga should add some LISN.

[Anonymous No.51114269]

404 bulls not found

[Anonymous No.51114274]

People actually thought there was no way Jpow had no choice but to put an end to all the fake and gay foolishness in the markets over the last month

Told you all that if we broke -900 resistance then we could crack -1k on the dow >>51113529

[Anonymous No.51114276]

>>51114267
its gonna gap down and then dump again and then gap down again

[Anonymous No.51114278]

>>51114193
All the nonsense you're blathering about doesn't matter, VIX is still low, VIX futures are still in contango, ergo UVXY and literally every such volatility ETN are still low. VIX futures at 26 is nothing, VIX futures at 35 is still a common enough opportunity, you might see VIX futures reach anything between 40 and 70 within the next few months. So why do you insist on shorting UVXY when VIX and VIX futures are this low? Retardation.

[Anonymous No.51114279]

>>51114190
-12%, it was all profits oh well. held my spy calls from yesterday too long. +6% on the week
i'll take it

[Anonymous No.51114280]

> no one ever posts their current wallet
are you people that poor you don't wanna flaunt it?

[Anonymous No.51114281]

>>51114190
-1.34%
Sold yesterday after buying the wednesday dip. Rentered around noon today. Could be worse. Happy Friday folks. See you Monday. Try to relax and have some fun over the weekend!

[Anonymous No.51114289]

how do you think does powell feel checking the charts after days like today? does the power get to his head? is he humble? does he laugh?

[Anonymous No.51114290]

>>51114248
... fucking got me

[Anonymous No.51114299]

>>51114248
No, it's the beginning.

[Anonymous No.51114298]

>>51114280
>wallet
>/smg/

[Anonymous No.51114300]

These moves are so fucking artificial and gay, jesus christ.

Trading algos should be fucking banned across the board.

[Anonymous No.51114305]

X only lost 2% and didn't even reach average volume.

[Anonymous No.51114308]

Why is nobody here talking about BBBY?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114311]

>>51114261
It's so I get to vote in the annual meeting.

[Anonymous No.51114312]

>>51114305
I remember shilling X here when it was 16 and multiple people called me an idiot. lel.

[Anonymous No.51114313]

>>51114308
I prefer bbw

[Anonymous No.51114314]

bobros next week I want to see circuit breakers flying over my house

[Anonymous No.51114316]

>>51114248
where's the cock?

[Anonymous No.51114318]

>>51114248
Sauce

[Anonymous No.51114325]

>>51114311
>.000002% of a share means you can vote
thats the most heebish thing ive ever heard of

[Anonymous No.51114333]

halp

[Anonymous No.51114335]

>>51114312
I bought it at 17.5

[Anonymous No.51114339]

>>51114316
In your mouth

[Anonymous No.51114342]

>>51114311
do you get to go to the in person shareholder meeting to suck that 90 year old dick?

[Anonymous No.51114344]

>>51114311
You have 2 millionths of a vote?
Are you kidding me

[Anonymous No.51114346]

>Cohen rugpulling the apes was literally the top

sometimes it really is just too easy

[Anonymous No.51114347]

>>51113659
So, when do we slurp SIGA?

[Anonymous No.51114348]

>>51114308
damn. I must admit, looks like someone got stuck with some shorts.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114349]

>>51114325
I always vote no for all the women and minorities on the board and climate change shit.

[Anonymous No.51114351]

ha
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.51114352]

Well that fucking sucked

[Anonymous No.51114355]

>>51114203
>it 10xd once on an vicious 7x VIX spike so it will totally work again!
And the rest of the time, if VIX stays flat, it drops, and if VIX goes up slowly, it still drops, and if VIX goes down a little, it craters.

If you feel safe risking longing this shit security for a 10x why not just trade VIX directly for a 7x? You're so risk tolerant there are easy 3xs you can get later. Longing UVXY is suicidal. Literally. The only time I have seen someone actually long it that wasn't broke was someone claiming they were doing it so they could kill themselves (big tax bill probably). You have better odds playing the lottery.

[Anonymous No.51114356]

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51114357]

>aapl closed more than -3% end of last trading day of the week
>market closed more than -2.5% as a whole

Y'all know what this means, right? Cold beer. Chicken fried. Jeans.

[Anonymous No.51114361]

>>51114300
Dark pools should be banned.
Bring back the massive block trades.
>tfw there’s 50+ dark pools
a small tax on HFT trading would help. HFT is down a lot from the all time peak in the early 2010’s.
Something like a $0.001 tax for all trades done within 1 second of each other, excluding combo orders with spreads.

[Anonymous No.51114362]

bullniggers are still proud of buying TODAY. TODAY. after this fucking retarded bear market rally that just got crushed by powell. we have a LONG way to go.

[Anonymous No.51114367]

>>51114356
I'll take another -4% QQQ day, my good sir.

[Anonymous No.51114369]

>>51114357
what?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114374]

>>51114344
It's more power than you have at that meeting. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.51114379]

>>51114190
Down 4%. Not having a good time.

[Anonymous No.51114383]

>>51114369
Friday nights. The Cold Beers. Will Enjoy. The Friday Nights. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.51114385]

>>51114347
Seems pretty oversold now

[Anonymous No.51114390]

for the first time in a long time i bought long puts

[Anonymous No.51114395]

>>51114278
Because volatility is going to be suppressed as hard as possible or people aren't getting re-elected. Why do you think they will allow another 2020 level panic? Do you also think the great depression can be repeated? Retardation.

[Anonymous No.51114396]

bros I think I have testicular torsion

[Anonymous No.51114397]

Anyone have screenshots of cocky mumus from July and earlier this month

[Anonymous No.51114400]

>>51114362
Boy, you exude confidence. Instead of showing yourself all in on shorts, or holding cash, you just meme post.
Buy what you want, there is value out there, right now.

[Anonymous No.51114403]

>>51114385
I was thinking that yesterday and then it plunged another 10%.

[Anonymous No.51114409]

>>51114308
>>51114346
And yet the Jan 80C’s closed with a bid/ask above 1.00 today

[Anonymous No.51114410]

>>51114383
a-are the farty ponies in the forest again?

[Anonymous No.51114414]

>>51114356
Long Island iced tea, hold the iced tea.

[Anonymous No.51114416]

>>51114390
Thank you lum poster, you've done a service to us all, going long based on this post alone

[Anonymous No.51114422]

>>51114396
This niggas jimmys are in a rustle

[Anonymous No.51114425]

>>51114193
It can be much worse than this of course

[Anonymous No.51114426]

>>51114409
>4% chance of profit
anon, aye...

[Anonymous No.51114427]

>>51114385
Look at 20 random biotech charts with only 1 working product and zoom out to a 5 year span, most of them never recover and just bleed cash every month

[Anonymous No.51114428]

Whichever one of you faggots was shilling MOB the other day, im glad I realised you were a retarded faggot and didn't buy. Who bought the top?

[Anonymous No.51114432]

>>51114369
I was alive for what caused that meme, and I honestly don't fucking remember what it was. I think it was a Biden speech that was delayed by 2hours or some shit.

[Anonymous No.51114433]

>>51114190
very nice +39%

[Anonymous No.51114436]

>>51114416
my long position significantly outweighs my long puts
do with that information what you will

[Anonymous No.51114437]

>>51114410
Watch this and you tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppsCrbKCT2U

[Anonymous No.51114438]

>>51114390
You're supposed to short at the top, not after weeks and weeks of plummeting.

[Anonymous No.51114443]

>>51114193
btw do you even understand what VIX futures being in contango even means? That means the market expects VIX (and VIX futures) to go higher in the future. It's the market telling you that VIX is below what they expect to see in the future, it's less than the average. It's like it's literally telling you, don't short now, better entry points will come.

[Anonymous No.51114444]

>>51114250
>new england
Probably unrelated to the market.

[Anonymous No.51114445]

>>51114374
Yes, but why do you vote if you have less than a dollar at stake in the company. You must be doing it for personal amusement or something like that. I don't care about Berkshire.

[Anonymous No.51114452]

>>51114432
A CNN clip about tragedy in Ukraine or some shit that cut immediately to the Applebee's commercial.

[Anonymous No.51114453]

>>51114356
If next week goes well I could potentially replace my 19 year old car with a new one. And by well I mean panic sell fueled deep red.

[Anonymous No.51114457]

>>51114426
That’s a 96% chance of profiting if you sell these short.
>margin maintenance of 332.61 a contract

[Anonymous No.51114461]

>>51114308
JJ is finally pulling the rug on clown market. Probably bad timing for a squeeze play.

[Anonymous No.51114462]

>>51114356
I got some tequila in the fridge, but thanks, Dr. Crane.

[Anonymous No.51114463]

>>51114190
-0% because I'm all in cash right now.

[Anonymous No.51114464]

>SPY recovering AH
It's over for bobo

[Anonymous No.51114465]

>>51114445
>i amass so i can amass so i can amass so i can amass
well, i mean, probably true to your self

[Anonymous No.51114473]

>>51114438
well i made 300% on 0DTE puts and i picked up some much longer dated contracts near close
i am net long by far so if i'm wrong i don't really care much

[Anonymous No.51114474]

>>51114396
Just twist your ball(s) back.

[Anonymous No.51114485]

>>51114427
>most biotechs are shit
>that means all biotechs are shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114487]

>>51114445
Who said you can't have fun? You can't take this shit too seriously or you'll never make it.

[Anonymous No.51114488]

>>51114464
>-0.1%
>recovering
you starting to hallucinate mumu?

[Anonymous No.51114493]

>>51114396
Go to the doctor? Maybe even the ER? Do you wanna live life with a dead nut inside you...

[Anonymous No.51114494]

>>51114474
Which way though? What if I'm wrong?
I'm freaking out

[Anonymous No.51114495]

>>51114474
but, um. which way?

[Anonymous No.51114503]

>>51114485
>all biotechs are shit
Yes, that's correct but I never typed that. Glad we can agree

[Anonymous No.51114504]

>>51114495
back to the way they were?

[Anonymous No.51114507]

>>51114443
I'm telling you that VIX will not go high enough, fast enough for UVXY to beat VIX. It's going to do its usual thing and actually lose value to leverage decay as VIX is allowed to creep along.

Do not long UVXY.

[Anonymous No.51114511]

I absolutely hate this shit.

[Anonymous No.51114517]

New

>>51114514
>>51114514

[Anonymous No.51114521]

>>51114465
I don't understand your post.
Anyway, whatever baggie votes has no material effect on his wealth as his stake is worth less than a dollar while his options on the other hand appear to be worth tens of thousand if his posts are to be believed.

[Anonymous No.51114525]

>>51114311
Gee golly mister. You must be very rich and powerful.

[Anonymous No.51114524]

>>51114385
It's ober, fren.

[Anonymous No.51114529]

>>51114463
More like -0.75% per month due to inflation.

[Anonymous No.51114530]

>>51114517
>292 posts

[Anonymous No.51114531]

>>51114494
you can move them around gently, that should open any blocked veins at least for a short period.

but, I admit, this would have been a heck of a foreplay line.
>babe, I think I have testicular torsion, can you hold these for a bit and tell me if you think they feel out of place?

[Anonymous No.51114542]

>>51114390
Thank you for doing the needful.
Post your losses next week.

[Anonymous No.51114544]

>>51114379
wow imagine banging that bod

[Anonymous No.51114555]

>>51114530
>>51114517
Stop baking until we hit 305 posts

[Anonymous No.51114558]

>>51114530
Dumb frogposter

[Anonymous No.51114559]

>>51114487
I'm not telling you not to have fun. Do you somehow vote online or must you be physically present at the AGM

[Anonymous No.51114560]

Captains log: 90% of my account has been cash this year since February, I have been using the remaining 10% for options goombling which has gone well. Want to start DCAing back in but I dont think we’ve bottomed yet.

[Anonymous No.51114575]

>>51114457
why not get more aggressive with a $10 strike, make a strong decision

[Anonymous No.51114595]

>>51114559
He's gonna pay his own flight and hotel. Unironically, raising the income for Berk.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114621]

>>51114559
It's online

[Anonymous No.51114625]

watch this market completely bounce back monday as the opposite reaction kicks in.

When the fed meetings happened last few months, market would pop real high on meeting day, then dump completely to new lows the following days

[Anonymous No.51114646]

>>51114409
Just look at what happened to GME. Those retards are still coping after nearly TWO YEARS of bagholding.

Even if you're right (and that's a big if), the opportunity cost of holding this garbage is not worth the return.

Learn to look at IVOL vs RVOL and ask yourself why you're buying these garbage options that you're not even realizing profit on.

[Anonymous No.51114652]

>>51114625
ok and do you have any other reason for the market to rise? good next quarter? anything else? no?

[Anonymous No.51114669]

>>51114621
You're not gonna go to the in person?
Dang. You literally bought in just to watch an online movie of two old dudes telling you to buy and hold forever.
lol you have strange tastes, you got that right.

[Anonymous No.51114678]

>>51114621
now that I think of it I'm not convinced the fractional shares have voting rights

[Anonymous No.51114698]

So should I get up bright and early on Monday morning and grab some SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.51114715]

>>51114652
Inflation rate, jobs still high, EPS still high, buncha college dropouts got spending cash now, and... oh, everything dropped today, except cash and oil, including a drop in the energy sector.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51114754]

>>51114669
Wowoowwowow who said I actually watch the fucking meeting?

[Anonymous No.51114764]

>>51113876
>Long YEN vs USD

What's your thesis?

[Anonymous No.51114852]

>>51114652

pretty much what has been said here >>51114715

I kinda blindly believe joey b and the democrips to tame the market and inflation just in time for midterms. But I see you on the long term, earnings could deflate and drag the market, but that's a 2023 thing. Good midterms first, spending continues, good enough earnings then 2023 hits us

[Anonymous No.51115506]

>>51114625
Well i'm priced in. Was hoping to sell some stuff today.