/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51112666]

Red edition

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
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https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51111418

[Anonymous No.51112689]

how I feel in this market

[Anonymous No.51112695]

kek, b(f)aggies

[Anonymous No.51112700]

SOXL holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51112703]

I want another free and easy 2x like SIGA. PLEASE!

[Anonymous No.51112704]

why wont SQQQ go higher

[Anonymous No.51112706]

I don't think monkey poop or monkey pee are going away. Why would they want to rename it if it's just going to disappear? World Economic Forum stated infectious disease will be the biggest risk in the next two years.

I will look like a real badass when I make a killing holding SIGA.

[Anonymous No.51112708]

Booooooooo

[Anonymous No.51112713]

>>51112689
Post the one that parodies the Thor painting.

[Anonymous No.51112715]

>>51112666
Next week green and start the march to finishing down 2% for the year

[Anonymous No.51112719]

>>51112700
the duality of man

[Anonymous No.51112720]

what is the moral justification for raising rates, hurting the labor market, and putting people out of jobs and out onto the streets?

[Anonymous No.51112727]

IT'S OUR TIME VIXCHADS

[Anonymous No.51112730]

>>51112720
America is now a majority spics and nigs so it doesn't matter what happens

[Anonymous No.51112731]

>>51112720
>"""""people"""""

[Anonymous No.51112732]

>>51112720
maybe stopping my female 21 year old software development manager from making 175k a year in consulting?

[Anonymous No.51112733]

>I said, "get them liquored up and drain the SPR"

[Anonymous No.51112735]

>mumu
>bobo
look at them squabbling crabbros
they're like children

[Anonymous No.51112738]

>>51112666
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty,wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and INTENDED functions of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

[Anonymous No.51112740]

Buy sfio. Soon epiphany cafes are going to be as prevalent as Starbucks

[Anonymous No.51112741]

HOLY SHIT IVE LOST 45,000 TODAY

STOP STOP STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.51112745]

>it keeps on drilling
it's super over for you Mumu

[Anonymous No.51112747]

>>51112732
what's really going to make your head spin is when they keep the female for diversity quota and fire you instead

[Anonymous No.51112750]

I honestly feel this is a bull trap right now

we already knew he was going to hike the rates. 75 is pussy. this is all FUD right now.

[Anonymous No.51112756]

I don’t get options. Should I buy this

[Anonymous No.51112765]

>>51112756
sure why not

[Anonymous No.51112768]

>>51112750
Nah. Market believed it was 50bp and a fed cap. Look at the hump that still exists on the yield curve.

[Anonymous No.51112772]

I sold a bunch of puts but they are worth less, how do I sell them for more?

[Anonymous No.51112771]

>>51112750
the market was 60% betting on 50 and now its guaranteed 75
literally NOT priced in

[Anonymous No.51112775]

The free market has spoken. This day will be recorded in the history books. Now begins the march down. Decades of profits will be erased in what will be known as the Greater Depression. All-time highs will not be reached again before decades.

[Anonymous No.51112776]

>>51112750
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt is it?

[Anonymous No.51112779]

>>51112666
>he fell for the monke meme
How do you SIGA retards even manage to be so fucking retarded? Was this your first doomsday pandemic besides corona? It was obvious that this shit is just like the birdflu panic etc.

[Anonymous No.51112780]

>>51112740
Who is gonna buy that mess every morning?

[Anonymous No.51112781]

>>51112750
bull trap was the last two months anon

[Anonymous No.51112783]

>>51112741
You fucking deserve it mumu fag. How many times have we told you not to buy in this low volume bull trap

[Anonymous No.51112784]

>>51112756
>i don't get options
then you should not buy options

[Anonymous No.51112788]

>>51112756
If GOOGL drops 50% in 6 months, you won't be able to trade options. Because the entire world will have collapsed and burnt down.

[Anonymous No.51112789]

It's this simple.
Gold is going down, the markets are going down. You better be buying something, because this is a total head fake, somewhere.

[Anonymous No.51112790]

>>51112772
You believe itll keep raining blood? You sell further itm ones.

[Anonymous No.51112792]

>>51112750
sorry meant that this is a bear trap

i just bought more idk what else should i do with this money? i hate holding cash and i have 4 homes.

[Anonymous No.51112796]

>>51112775
gud.

[Anonymous No.51112798]

>>51112720
>he thinks there needs to be a moral justification

[Anonymous No.51112801]

Puts in uvxy

[Anonymous No.51112815]

[Anonymous No.51112825]

>>51112706
You’re right, monkeypoop isn’t going away. In the next few weeks, the narrative will shift from “only men who have sex with men are at risk” to “oh shit, it’s spreading in schools and this isn’t a gay sex thing like we thought”

[Anonymous No.51112831]

again, I ask. With the market crashing - what happens to XLE?

[Anonymous No.51112832]

>>51112792
>i have 4 homes.
Don't check your Zestimate.

[Anonymous No.51112833]

i made 125% on 0 dte calls
unfortunately i only invested 21 dollars in them

[Anonymous No.51112836]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I am still down over 20K YTD! I thought i made most of that back over the last month! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51112841]

>>51112733
DRAINNAAGE! Drainage, Biden, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake! I drink it up!

[Anonymous No.51112845]

>that morning popfly on the SPY

[Anonymous No.51112847]

>>51112833
Sounds like chicken and gin to me

[Anonymous No.51112850]

>>51112831

[Anonymous No.51112857]

>>51112832
they are all paid off and the three extras are being rented out

its whatever but i feel like they want cheapies. right before friday too so people get scared and pull out for their weekend fuckfest on bullshit items.

[Anonymous No.51112856]

>>51112792
buy the housing dip?

[Anonymous No.51112863]

>>51112836
>he tried to fight the bear market
it has barely even begun

[Anonymous No.51112866]

>>51112847
COLD BEER ON A FRYDAY NITE!

[Anonymous No.51112870]

>>51112792
In all seriousness, you should open a workshop building something, anything. Find something common, but recently made in China, like metal bearings and make them.
But only buy a majority of gear you can use for multiple forms, that way if the bearings don't sell well, you can switch to wall shelving pins, or furniture assembly pins, or hand-grenade flak.

[Anonymous No.51112872]

>>51112704
what do you mean fren?

[Anonymous No.51112885]

>>51112857
>they are all paid off and the three extras are being rented out
Yeah and bonds you hold outside a margin account will continue to pay their coupon rate...

[Anonymous No.51112891]

>>51112870
i was thinking of farming chickens from a chicken farmer that was posting a while ago. i dont know this shit is boring. im more bummed that crypto adoption keeps getting stifled by grifters and the establishment.

[Anonymous No.51112894]

shorting uvxy one day into the dump is fucking stupid, change my mind

[Anonymous No.51112907]

>>51112872
Damn, that company's really turned around since Steve Q.Q. Quinzel took over.

[Anonymous No.51112919]

>market is down 2%
>my portfolio is up 2%

I guess I shouldnt feel too bad

[Anonymous No.51112941]

>>51112919
Congrats, what sectors did you invest in?

[Anonymous No.51112942]

>>51112894
You are correct. But vix still is not even at its high of the week.

[Anonymous No.51112944]

>>51112919
damn brah, you some sort of pro hedgie or something?

[Anonymous No.51112943]

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

Just so you know if you don't hold SQQQ in this market you will not make it.

Good Luck Investing!

[Anonymous No.51112960]

>>51112943
i don't listen to "people" that gookpost sorry bro fr

[Anonymous No.51112963]

>analyst predicts california's ban will force EVs to become 20% of all cars soon
In unrelated news did you know that California's population was 39 million last year and will fall to about 30 million by 2035 due to low birthrates, massive emigration, low immigration and high deathrates?

[Anonymous No.51112962]

>>51112894

After a day like today there’s like a 90% chance of continuation for a second test higher

[Anonymous No.51112967]

>10% vix

[Anonymous No.51112975]

>>51112891
oh, crypto is a nice idea, but it wasn't well explained, I guess, that any contact with a ponzi currency will automatically degrade the backed currency.
the only way you can win with crypto, is to jurisdiction that nobody can buy it with ponzi, at all, and you will not trade with anyone who accepts any ponzi. otherwise, they'll just trade goods with your customers using the ponzi, and bait them.
sorry, violence most often still required to stop criminals.

[Anonymous No.51112974]

Why soxl over soxx?

[Anonymous No.51112978]

What the fuck was his problem?

[Anonymous No.51112982]

>>51112963
sounds likes there are still 30 million retards let them eat cake just stay in your faggot containment state

[Anonymous No.51112985]

>>51112941
>>51112944
Got lucky on some spy puts I sold too early :(

no one ever went broke making a profit but still :(

[Anonymous No.51112988]

>>51112894
This dump only lasts one day.

[Anonymous No.51112990]

>>51112978
DIE BITCH

m-m-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL-Kill-kill

[Anonymous No.51112991]

VIX at -14.88%

[Anonymous No.51112993]

>>51112985
Oh ok, still nice to be green on a day like that.

[Anonymous No.51112997]

I fucking sold all my puts when it started to reverse. Lost 700 while I could've made 5k today. Doesn't feel good bros wtf do i do

[Anonymous No.51112999]

>>51112960
That's a shame. But I'll be sad when you lose all your money.

[Anonymous No.51113001]

>>51112991
VIX confirmed based

[Anonymous No.51113005]

>>51112985
Did you have price targets or did you just gamble

[Anonymous No.51113011]

>>51112779
Retards unironically comparing SIGA to Moderna LMAO

[Anonymous No.51113013]

>>51112978
they're having STEAK for dinner at jackson hole

[Anonymous No.51113014]

why is TMF not dumping

[Anonymous No.51113017]

>>51112997
Pussy

[Anonymous No.51113019]

>>51112997
same I got spooked by the green spike after the conference ended :((

[Anonymous No.51113025]

>>51112963
desu it's hilarious that california of all states is doing that
>want to drive from LA to the bay area
>whoops only EVs allowed lol
>turns a 6 hour drive into a 9 hour one because you have to stop halfway through to charge your car for hours instead of just filling the tank up
>or worse, good luck driving to yosemite/tahoe when there's fucking nothing for miles

[Anonymous No.51113028]

>>51112978
he ain't no neenja

[Anonymous No.51113031]

>>51113014
Treasuries arent dumping yet

[Anonymous No.51113032]

>>51112963
Also are they planning on just closing the Nevada and Arizona borders? If EVs are thousands of dollars more expensive, why would anyone not spend a few hours crossing over to other states every few years?

[Anonymous No.51113038]

>>51112943
god damn chinks are ugly

[Anonymous No.51113040]

>>51112963
Sounds great, until you realize they are pouring into all the other states and they have NOT learned their lesson.

[Anonymous No.51113042]

Can we get DJIA to - 900?

[Anonymous No.51113046]

>>51113005
straight up gamble

bought at 418 when market opened
sold when it got to 415 the first time

then got back in on the second drop at 416 and sold when it hit 410

[Anonymous No.51113051]

>>51112997
>Powel: EXPECT PAIN
>Powell: literally quotes Volcker
>Powell: we will not let inflation set in for 10-15 years like it did in the 70s/80s

Anon, does any of that sound good to you? That scam green candle was meaningless. It’s simple, don’t fight the Fed

[Anonymous No.51113052]

>>51113025
>LA to Bay Area
Feasible with a Lucid car

[Anonymous No.51113053]

>>51112974
Unleveraged ETFs are better in down or flat markets. But if you assume SOXX will be, like 10% higher a year from now, then SOXL will be 20-30% higher.

[Anonymous No.51113056]

>>51113042
DJIA -1488 LET'S FOOKING GO

[Anonymous No.51113065]

Netflix pls go under 200 again pls

[Anonymous No.51113066]

Just as a heads up, this will be the only blood red day. Monday we will be blood green. Everything is priced in. Inflation is priced in, rate hikes are priced in, nuclear fallout is priced in, Armageddon is priced in, universal collapse is priced in.

[Anonymous No.51113067]

[Anonymous No.51113068]

/cashgang/ right now

[Anonymous No.51113069]

>>51113051
In his defense, absolutely nothing has been good in the past 12 months, and yet we have experienced the fastest SPY increase in history for the past 2 months. It's clown market. Fundamentals are completely out the window 50% of the time.

[Anonymous No.51113071]

>>51113025
in the old days, someone would have looked at this and said there was a business to be built.
you stupid faggot weak pile of filth, just cry like a bitch.
get this nigger a basket of tissues, that's KBM and DG or WMT

[Anonymous No.51113082]

Should I buy more puts

[Anonymous No.51113084]

>>51113031
Yes, bond market is confused as fuck.

[Anonymous No.51113085]

>>51113066
But my furry dick in your tight ass is NOT priced in.

[Anonymous No.51113086]

>>51113031
yeah I mean the entire market is dumping over some volcker larping
except for the thing that volcker would rape, that one is going up?

[Anonymous No.51113089]

>>51113025
>get robbed by mexicans
>wander through the california desert
>suddenly the Mud Flood happens
>you die
>St. Peter tells you no californians allowed in heaven
>you get to hell
>it's just california

[Anonymous No.51113090]

>>51113067
what's michael burry saying, twitterfag?

[Anonymous No.51113093]

>buy 1 QQQ at $320
>market dumps hard
>UVXY up 10%
turns out I just have to inverse myself

[Anonymous No.51113099]

>>51113071
(((they))) don't want people to have the freedom to go where ever they want

[Anonymous No.51113100]

How much did you lose today?

[Anonymous No.51113101]

>>51113084
It's transitioning

[Anonymous No.51113106]

>>51113071
What if we just tax everyone and give it to niggers. Then we wouldnt need national parks because wypipo b 2 broke to go cuh

[Anonymous No.51113107]

>>51113089
>you get to hell
>it's just california

[Anonymous No.51113109]

>>51113090

[Anonymous No.51113110]

Fellas, should I rebuy gaysex today before the weekend? I have a pretty good amount of dry powder to buy it after selling it at $24, will it rebound off $14 like it did last time?

[Anonymous No.51113117]

>>51113089
This sounds like that one Jack Bauer's daughter's subplot in 24

[Anonymous No.51113116]

Kek QQQ unironically heading to 300-290 isnt it

[Anonymous No.51113120]

How much does the VIX affect put pricing? If we are 30 handle VIX next week how much more expensive would you expect puts to be?

is it too late to buy puts before close?

[Anonymous No.51113121]

>>51113093
Buy something. Immediately sell twice as many.

[Anonymous No.51113122]

>>51113099
>and I'm gonna quit so they win easier
fucking bitch, do you have your dick tucked back when you type this shit?

[Anonymous No.51113131]

>>51113085
Capitulate now. Priced. In.

[Anonymous No.51113140]

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[Anonymous No.51113141]

>>51113090

[Anonymous No.51113142]

>>51113116
it's surprising how well bitcoin is holding up during this megadump day

[Anonymous No.51113143]

>>51113131
I'll capitulate when you swear that you will never invest in the stock market again.

[Anonymous No.51113149]

>>51113143
I am the stock market!

[Anonymous No.51113150]

No worries bro's dark brandon will just cancel the stock market losses with an EO no worries

[Anonymous No.51113154]

>>51113141
I am smiling

[Anonymous No.51113156]

>>51113142
However, bitcoin also drastically underperformed during the rally the past 2 months.

[Anonymous No.51113159]

spy about to hit crucial support.

[Anonymous No.51113160]

LOTR trailer dropped, LONG AMZN

[Anonymous No.51113162]

>>51113142
Hopefully we don’t get a bloody as fuck weekend

[Anonymous No.51113163]

>>51113142
>bitcoin is now a 1x inverse NASDAQ fund
we did it reddit

[Anonymous No.51113165]

This stock will go 1 cent above my fill but REFUSES to go 1 more. HOW DOES IT KNOW

[Anonymous No.51113167]

>>51113122
buddy, I never stated my personal opinion

[Anonymous No.51113168]

>>51113141
YWNBAW """""""CASSANDRA""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.51113170]

>>51113051
The last time Powell was talking about bad stuff it pumped by 2% in a minute back in June. I got flashbacks of that happening again so I pussied out. I honestly feel horrible as I'm seeing the price now. I called my parents too and I really dont know what to do.

[Anonymous No.51113175]

it's unironically super duper over, it's the beginning of the freefall

>>51113149
use more bytes

[Anonymous No.51113191]

>>51113160
>negrolas

[Anonymous No.51113193]

>>51113100
700$ whereas I could've made 5k if I held my puts :C

[Anonymous No.51113194]

>>51113069
There was still some hope the flat CPI would mean they at least stop hiking. But they're still floating 75, it's complete madness.
I'm not holding anything until they make up their minds and it looks like they're leaning towards allowing a great crash to happen.
and congress is spending & forcing printing as much as they can. But I think the overall bleak earnings picture isn't going to ease up. consumers are racked up on credit cards now.
The literal only thing that could fix it is landlords stop being greedy cunts and lower rents by 20%. they'd never do that willingly though.

and when they actually tried to sell any significant number of MBS or bonds everything falls apart. they might just have given up on trying to prop up a failing system.

[Anonymous No.51113199]

>>51113165
AAAAAAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE

[Anonymous No.51113200]

>>51113071
It's a grift that doesn't deserve to be built unless you are jewish/south african and the government gives you free money to do it.

[Anonymous No.51113201]

>>51113168
Cassandra is the Greek myth of having perfect foresight but being cursed by nobody ever believing you. He is not a troon nor does he want to be. He's as based as anyone here.

[Anonymous No.51113205]

>>51113160

[Anonymous No.51113213]

>>51113170
if 700 dollars is worth calling your mom over then you need to get out of the market and get a job

[Anonymous No.51113216]

last resistance before 3900

[Anonymous No.51113222]

>>51113160
Christ this looks like complete garbage

[Anonymous No.51113224]

>>51113101
I agree, you just dont break out of a 40y old trend like its nothing, the future implications of this are huge.

[Anonymous No.51113227]

>>51113200
>it's a grift to make shit that people will use
that's a hell of a fucking Asian view on shit.

[Anonymous No.51113229]

>>51112713

[Anonymous No.51113228]

Every support from the last leg up, gone, poof, wiped out in a single day.

This really is the end

[Anonymous No.51113236]

B
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[Anonymous No.51113237]

>>51113201
I don't give a FUCK what anyone says Burry is based af

[Anonymous No.51113247]

>>51113201
FUCK OFF
bobos are inherently troons

[Anonymous No.51113252]

>>51113175
Yes

[Anonymous No.51113253]

>>51113160
Is that nowy tends at 0:12?

[Anonymous No.51113257]

well despite finally being up, I guess this is what I wanted for when I get paid on wednesday.

[Anonymous No.51113261]

>>51113156
I don't think it did, it went up almost 30% from the June lows

[Anonymous No.51113262]

>>51113247
Trannies are transhumanist or whatever, bobos are reactionaries

[Anonymous No.51113263]

>>51113247
>telling the truth makes you a troon

spic detected

[Anonymous No.51113264]

>>51113160
>Queer Bait
>Vaguely familiar light skinned actress
>Liberace

[Anonymous No.51113273]

>>51113247
I hate bears as much as the next guy, but troon is the true bottom. Not even bears are down there.

[Anonymous No.51113272]

just flipped my portfolio to puts and shorts
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51113277]

>>51113237
>burry is based af
He literally sold the bottom,you idiot

[Anonymous No.51113280]

>>51113216
I like how the guy in the blue boat looks like he just wanted to have a coneydog, and his girlfriend dragged him into this creepy ride.

[Anonymous No.51113279]

>>51113194
They have made up their mind to finish the job

[Anonymous No.51113283]

>>51113142
just wait a couple of hours

[Anonymous No.51113284]

-888 we got trips anons!

[Anonymous No.51113287]

>>51113227
>BAN gas cars
>"heh, there's demand for electric stations"
California doesn't produce enough power to do that shit.

The county of San Bernardino is voting to secede and become the State of Empire and northern California wants to become the State of Jefferson.

California sucks.

[Anonymous No.51113296]

where the fuck is the bottom

[Anonymous No.51113297]

>>51113277
>.gif
>nothing happens

[Anonymous No.51113298]

>>51113272
Nice try, not gonna happen mumu

[Anonymous No.51113300]

Kam on soxl
-20% day
You can do it
Hang yourself!

[Anonymous No.51113301]

>>51113159
kinda looks like head and shoulders?yahra4

[Anonymous No.51113310]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51113312]

>>51113160
LOL

[Anonymous No.51113313]

Physically can’t stop buying bud

[Anonymous No.51113321]

>>51113296
the bottom is 0

[Anonymous No.51113322]

>>51113313
have you tried being heterosexual

[Anonymous No.51113325]

>>51113296
spy 250

[Anonymous No.51113330]

>>51113261
30% is not much for crypto. The NASDAQ itself went up 20%. Crypto operating within the same order of magnitude as the stock market indices is definitely underperformance IMO.

[Anonymous No.51113333]

>>51113287
Then don't solve it in California, solve it somewhere else and sue whoever steals it and uses it in CA for patent. Jews love to help you get money suing other people.

[Anonymous No.51113334]

>>51113313
The fact that you've actually used that pipe/mug abomination, makes me want to smash your skull open.

[Anonymous No.51113336]

slurping here

[Anonymous No.51113337]

>>51113313
>marlboro

[Anonymous No.51113340]

>>51113322
Yes. It’s great

[Anonymous No.51113347]

>>51113313
so you just sit around sucking on things all day? and now your saying you can't stop?

[Anonymous No.51113350]

>>51113296
spy 406

[Anonymous No.51113352]

>>51113334
You couldn’t if you tried

[Anonymous No.51113353]

>>51113313
quit sucking dick for weed bro, it's just sad

[Anonymous No.51113354]

>>51113325
10x earnings is fair for SPY

[Anonymous No.51113356]

>fidelity outage

[Anonymous No.51113357]

>>51113313
redsbro

[Anonymous No.51113359]

>>51113213
It was my last bit of gambling money. I lost 2.5k in total...

[Anonymous No.51113360]

I made back all the money I lost on SIGA and then some today on various puts. Took profits. Have 2 puts still open for Monday Feels fucking amazing bros I love winning.

[Anonymous No.51113364]

>>51113356
Haha, WHOOPS.

[Anonymous No.51113367]

>>51113296
Burry says 2800-3000. I’m buying back in at 3200

[Anonymous No.51113370]

>>51113356
Wait what

[Anonymous No.51113373]

>>51113353
>people so broke they are back trading sexual favors for drugs and car rides
Demobros we are back

[Anonymous No.51113375]

>>51113287
It gets even funnier
>libs blame pge for the fires
>yet want to increase power grid load with EV's
>while importing more people
>further using up all the water and electricity
>confused when rent skyrockets
>confused when rolling blackouts occur
>confused at constant wildfires
mass mental illness

[Anonymous No.51113378]

>>51113356
Shit happens,right?

[Anonymous No.51113383]

Does this qualify as blood in the streets?

[Anonymous No.51113384]

>>51113364
>>51113370
>>51113378
back up now but slow

[Anonymous No.51113386]

>>51113296
KGC below $2 and I go in

[Anonymous No.51113388]

I finally capitulated and dumped my gay sex bags this morning while I'm still in profit. I still believe in the power of homosexuals to spread this disease far and wide, but I'm not buying back in until it stops dumping and looks to be on an upward trend.

[Anonymous No.51113389]

>>51113359
I'm bagholding puts that are currently -10k and I'm not even afraid
see above post

[Anonymous No.51113392]

The bottom?

[Anonymous No.51113393]

SOXL AND SIGA SISSIES.... NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.51113394]

>>51113352
You'd be too weeded out to hit anything, retard. Also, nice fag kiddie gun.

[Anonymous No.51113401]

>>51113330
So you mean it underperformed relative to it's past performance, but it's difficult to call it underperformance when it outperforms the Nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.51113402]

>>51113383
It's only the beginning anon, now isn't the time to boomerslurp. That comes no sooner than January - March.

[Anonymous No.51113406]

>>51113321
>you have nothing to threaten me with

[Anonymous No.51113407]

>>51113383
We've had over -6% days in the past months so.No

[Anonymous No.51113409]

I’m bag holding mining stocks and not opening my brokerage

[Anonymous No.51113410]

>>51113388
anyone who doesn't believe this disease is going to spread bigly has never been to a berlin nightclub

[Anonymous No.51113413]

>>51113359
So you had $3200 total to fuck around with? And you risked 100% of it? 1) If that's all the money you could muster, you were not financially ready to go into stocks, and 2) You're supposed to only risk 2% of your portfolio per trade. Retarded on all fronts; you should feel bad. That's your brain trying to make you learn.

[Anonymous No.51113419]

-2500 BUX LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51113421]

perfect tiny correction

[Anonymous No.51113425]

>>51113394
cope however you must. And thanks

[Anonymous No.51113427]

>>51113367
3200 seems like a reasonable floor from what other’s have said, but if we puncture that, we are falling to 2800

[Anonymous No.51113433]

>>51113410
>berlin nightclub
Try a tel aviv or chicago/miami one,buddy

[Anonymous No.51113442]

>>51113410
will the fag clubs be the last ones to get their power cut in Germanistan?

[Anonymous No.51113444]

Just got back from lunch with mom. That was about an hour of family gossip I don't care to hear or know about but it was nice to see her. She's a senior citizen now but still doing fine health wise.
I am most pleased to see additional fresh lows.

[Anonymous No.51113452]

I would just like to thank everyone who bought calls this week, you have made today a truly magical experience for me and my family

[Anonymous No.51113453]

>>51113402
Ok, see you Monday!

[Anonymous No.51113455]

Best long term hold?

Bitcoin
Apple
Tesla
Amazon

[Anonymous No.51113456]

>>51113359
You need to believe in your trades brotha

[Anonymous No.51113466]

I wonder what will happen in the last 30 minutes?

[Anonymous No.51113469]

>>51113433
berlin is the worst. i work for a company that makes speakers and sound reinforcement equipment, but berlin was the grossest fucking shit i've ever seen. literally guys fucking on the bar, ass on the bar, with people standing next to them casually have a drink. and this was at one of their most popular nightclubs. i wouldn't even take a pee there I held it until I left and went to a nearby restaurant.

[Anonymous No.51113471]

Lol
Lmao
>S. Marty Pants

[Anonymous No.51113477]

>>51113466

[Anonymous No.51113478]

>>51113413
>2% of your portfolio
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.51113480]

>>51113453
You don't understand anon, what happens on monday is irrelevant, it could be +3% or -2%, it doesn't matter, all that matters is how painful september and the rest of the year are going to be.

[Anonymous No.51113489]

>>51113410
It very well might, but I'm not going to baghold it down to single digits in the meantime

[Anonymous No.51113490]

>>51113471
Wow. How are you going to spend your 4 dollars and 61 cents?

[Anonymous No.51113491]

I would love a Monday rebound to grab some more puts.

[Anonymous No.51113492]

>>51112756
I would aim for a longer expiration date.

[Anonymous No.51113493]

>>51113469
How did you get into Berghain, anon?

[Anonymous No.51113494]

>>51113407
I only ask because we were “supposedly” on a narrow tight rope towards a soft landing and Powell threw a giant bath of cold water on that today.

[Anonymous No.51113495]

>>51113442
dude it was so fucking nasty i've never seen anything like it and I've been in lots of clubs see >>51113469

the fact they don't have some sort of health and service reason to shut those places down in beyond me. the next day i had more work to do during club hours measuring some stuff and i wore all long sleeve and gloves for safety.

[Anonymous No.51113498]

>>51113383
Recent example of BLOOD IN STREETS is the covid low in March 2020. The kind of thing where it has already dumped a lot and you're scared to buy because it could keep dumping another 10-20%.

[Anonymous No.51113504]

>>51113494
soft landing or not we're still going to spy 250

[Anonymous No.51113508]

>schwab.com crashing

[Anonymous No.51113509]

>>51113333
It has nothing to do with patents, it's a fake industry sustained by banning other industries and pumping taxpayer money into the companies owned by people who are friends or related to the politicians and bankers giving the tax credits and loans.

[Anonymous No.51113518]

>>51113494
>pivot narrative dead
>soft landing narrative dead
>no recession narrative dead
>peak inflation narrative dead
>2.5% neutral rate narrative dead
what am i missing?
this golden bear run will lead to suicides.

[Anonymous No.51113521]

>>51113051
I can agree with this, and still not be selling.
Hope your shorts can deliver to your broker, when nobody is sending out the shares you think are getting cheaper.
Sell if you want, I'll buy them, if they have something to make them worth buying.

[Anonymous No.51113522]

>>51113433
Lol fr I've lived in Chicago and Berlin and Chicago is way fuckin gayer than Berlin.

Or at least the Berlin of 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.51113523]

>>51113509
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.51113526]

>>51113444

Good for you. Take care of mom

[Anonymous No.51113529]

Once -900 on the Dow has been breached it’s going sub 1k before close

[Anonymous No.51113536]

>>51113490
Seethe and cope. I bought SQQQ when all of you were screaming melt up. I sold today and bought into TLRY and YANG. sorry you don’t have you finger on the prostate of the market.

[Anonymous No.51113544]

>>51113453
Yesterday was the failed breakout and today was the failure. Every time it does this it dumps for several days before hitting a new support. Go ahead and buy for the epic dipper slurpperino though.

[Anonymous No.51113545]

>>51112974
>>51113053
This is incorrect. If soxx is 10% higher in a year it has 0 impact on where soxl is. soxl is a daily leveraged etf.
its price is dependent on how it crabs.

so for example if you wanted that 30% soxl return you'd be praying you for all the soxx gains to happen in a single day and then not move at all.

[Anonymous No.51113547]

>>51113444
Family values and capital presevation are all that matters.

[Anonymous No.51113550]

>>51113456
There is a fine line between believing in your trades and hedging your risk.
Learned that lesson the hard way.
Take your profits.
Manage your risk.
Do not break your own rules no matter what.
There will always be another opportunity.
If you stay smart and informed, you'll find them eventually.

[Anonymous No.51113551]

>>51113455
apple almost ath already not very good medium hold. tsla is consolidating not very good medium term hold.

even like dow is better than any of those altought bitcoin is decent

[Anonymous No.51113553]

>>51113494
He said the same thing for months. Not his fault you are a delusional permabull suffering hallucinations kek

[Anonymous No.51113556]

>>51113375
Liberals think if it makes them feel good about themselves it has to work

[Anonymous No.51113557]

>>51112788
Many companies have had their stocks dropped 50% before and still survived. Google isn't that important.

[Anonymous No.51113572]

>>51113556
It has kept them in power so far….

[Anonymous No.51113577]

>>51113509
It's real goods being produced, by a demand. You can call the demand fake, but as long as your neighbors accept the usury-Central-Bank as The Currency, it's a moot point to argue fake.
The goods will still have a value, electricity is actually a viable source to move AC and Water, and give light, and even run a train.
So, whatever your dreams of a utopia in social collapse, you're just gonna be disappointed in still wanting ways to keep warm at night, and cool in the day, and having plenty of water.

[Anonymous No.51113579]

>>51113557
>Google isn't that important

[Anonymous No.51113580]

>>51113493
for work. we provide gear for five or six clubs in berlin, berghain is bad but there was another one that was just as bad that i'm referring to.

>>51113521
chicago isn't nearly as bad, I've done some installs and renovations there. that whole belmont gay area seems pretty clean too. chicago clubs now are too cheap for our shit though.

[Anonymous No.51113582]

so much cope today lmao

1 month of gains was erased in a single day

[Anonymous No.51113590]

>>51113550
Our charts look identical.
Kek

[Anonymous No.51113591]

>>51113579
I mean it’s not

[Anonymous No.51113592]

>>51113557
google is so important only a global recession could explain a -50%

[Anonymous No.51113593]

new moon tomorrow bobros

[Anonymous No.51113594]

>>51113557
>google isn’t that important
So when someone asks for info you don’t know. Do you tell them to look it up at the library or
>google it

[Anonymous No.51113595]

anyone with big-brain opinions on SPOT?
Did it really deserve to lose 75% because Joe "the midge" Rogaine said the N-word?

[Anonymous No.51113600]

>>51113579
More accurately, the stock performance has nothing to do with how the company is performing.
The stock could go to zero tomorrow and the only people who would hurt are jewgle executives and only their personal funds.

[Anonymous No.51113611]

>>51113444
I had lunch with my grandma from a combo KFC/Taco Bell. She said her son tried to change her browser from IE to Chrome and she powered off the desktop to stop him. I am pleased to see XOM at higher lows intraday

[Anonymous No.51113612]

>>51113592
>global recession
yes

[Anonymous No.51113614]

>>51113544
Since I don't trade daily, I don't have to care. I'm buying stuff that pays better than the government, and has a model I find less risky than trying to time.

[Anonymous No.51113616]

>>51112831
bobos can laugh for now but demand destruction is priced in. We are in a oil crab market

[Anonymous No.51113619]

>>51113594
Google it. But that could change easily

[Anonymous No.51113623]

so happy I sold a week ago

[Anonymous No.51113626]

>>51113595
Don't even waste your time thinking about mainstream narratives, they're irrelevant. Fact of the matter is people would rather watch podcasts on youtube because it's more accessible and convenient

[Anonymous No.51113629]

>>51113593
new moon has always been a great buying opportunity.
I expect Monday to be green.

[Anonymous No.51113641]

>>51113593
werewolf bros......

[Anonymous No.51113643]

>>51113629
even worse than TAstrology, literally woman-tier

[Anonymous No.51113646]

>>51112756
The mad lad might be on to somethjng

[Anonymous No.51113654]

>>51113590
>that self reflection period
kek, love it
lessons were definitely learned

[Anonymous No.51113658]

>>51113641
no that's full moon, new moon is when it's dark and close to the sun

[Anonymous No.51113662]

New

>>51113659
>>51113659

[Anonymous No.51113670]

>>51113593
The delicate paw raise to control the rebound of the door gets me every time.

[Anonymous No.51113679]

>>51113297
You have to wait for it.

[Anonymous No.51113686]

>>51113662
Too soon!

[Anonymous No.51113689]

>>51113551
>apple almost ath already not very good medium hold.
DOJ going after AAPL.

>>51113545
>so for example if you wanted that 30% soxl return you'd be praying you for all the soxx gains to happen in a single day and then not move at all.
No, that's the perfect 30% return. The 20-30% return is what you can realistically expect due to expense ratios and the midwit obession known as "chop loss".

But by all means, look around. Try to find a 12 month period where SOXX went up by 10% and SOXL went up by less.

[Anonymous No.51113698]

>>51113646
any faggot putting money in alphabet, at this point, deserves to be cleaned out.
20 years of market record profits per share, and not a single fucking divy. just splits.

You're in a company that wants you to bet on greater fool theory, and plays in CA politics, where CA can't find the money to make a fucking high-speed rail, despite being home to Alphabet...
Better wise up, this piece of Art ain't gonna be popular forever.

[Anonymous No.51113702]

Did you watch?

[Anonymous No.51113720]

>>51113160
>Negrolas

[Anonymous No.51113734]

>>51113679
Do you take me for a fool?

[Anonymous No.51113751]

>>51113359
Dude you shouldn't waste your time here if you have less than 15k in savings. Get your shit together, get a job or something

[Anonymous No.51113750]

>>51113702
noooooo

[Anonymous No.51113825]

>>51113592
Or maybe people realize Google has no more room for massive growth. Google going down 50% doesn't mean it won't survive.

[Anonymous No.51113910]

CALLS NOW

[Anonymous No.51113942]

>>51113413
>muh risk

kek faggot

ngmi

[Anonymous No.51115032]

Can someone explain the origin of the guy flailing around in this gif?

[Anonymous No.51115107]

>>51115032
afghan refugee flying coach

[Anonymous No.51115112]

>>51113557
>google
>now called alphabet
>as in alphabet agencies
you are so stupid

[Anonymous No.51115181]

>>51115032
Last year's Biden Wins

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/afghanistan/video-2482705/Video-Horrific-video-shows-Afghan-caught-landing-gear-evacuation.html?page=

[Jealous No.51115186]

...
Jealous (ID: f/18dmMN)
08/26/22(Fri)16:59:55 No.51115176

IT SNAKES FU?

Y

[Anonymous No.51115207]

>>51115107
Kek thanks.

[Anonymous No.51115328]

Fuck, it’s gg, bros. We almost crossed in 2015, but fed was accommodative. The fed is no longer. Welcome to a lost decade or so

[Anonymous No.51115372]

>>51115328
Also thanks democrats and libturds. You did this in the 1970s and 1930s too.