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>> No.51110397

anime is gay

>> No.51110398
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it's unironically over

>> No.51110402
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I am down even more than SPY. Please let this end.

>> No.51110415

so is the market

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Today is breaking some bucks.

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Deal with it

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>> No.51110421

>tfw held SQQQ since April

>> No.51110425
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>JPow derailing the global economy with his words.

>> No.51110427
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It's been over all year long

>> No.51110429

Remember anon, every trade you made, every loss you make could had been a gain if you took the oposite side of the trade

>> No.51110435

SIGA printing a 16 handle in 5..4..3..

>> No.51110437
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SQQQ didn't go up as much as I thought it would

>> No.51110438
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*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock


>> No.51110442

I want to try mushrooms too, but too much of a pussy to try to procure something illegal

>> No.51110444

Do you not own a credit card or something?

>> No.51110449
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>> No.51110450
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some off your niggers are actually still bullish.

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>> No.51110465
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don't EVER call me bullish that's hate speech!

>> No.51110466

and its over

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>> No.51110477
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I'm buying today

>> No.51110478

Powell is a Russian agent and a traitor to America.

He needs to be fired immediately and charged.

Powell is single handedly destroying the American economy. What a complete piece of shit. Our only hope is that Trump wins and fires this loser.

>> No.51110482

They are bodying Jimmy Lebenthal today haha

>> No.51110484


>$2.99 dunkin donuts

unironically ngmi (spiritually and morally)

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what a glorious day

>> No.51110501
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/smg/, call the bottom on the Nasd-ACK!

>> No.51110502

Is this good money to take a loan to buy the dip? We don't get 3% drops everyday.

>> No.51110504

Not Atlanta based I'm from based Michigan, but yes it is I. I'm also going to have to lay off scoopsies bussy because I need him to join the /smg/ tech start up. His amphetamine driven autism would be invaluable.

>> No.51110507
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what's all the fuss? this is a completely ordinary bull market correction.

>> No.51110516
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more like FAGSdaq amirite bro

>> No.51110519
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Meet team MeltUp™
Yeah, Steve Weiss was being a faggot.

>> No.51110526

i don't understand how trillions in smart money is so retarded that they thought the fed would go back on their word, do the opposite, and happily hyperinflate, and that those extra nominal zeros on the balance sheet are a good thing because that means profit will increase 100% next year and then 1000% after that and so on forever or something

>> No.51110530

>fire Powell
nah he's /hisguy/

>> No.51110533

we need an *if you only knew how bad things really are* Tom Lee

>> No.51110536


>> No.51110549

Just woke up. I'm guessing JPowell told everyone to go fuck themselves?

>> No.51110551

What did Jerome say?

>Hick name

>> No.51110553

>Biden is single handedly destroying the American economy.

>> No.51110554

I fucking hate cows so much, I eat them
Them and their four stomaches and little stupid horns

>> No.51110561


>> No.51110564

10% rate hike until all black women are unemployed. To fix inflation.

>> No.51110571
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Confederacybros, now's our time to strike those Yankee dogs.

>> No.51110572
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He’s looking like a sweaty pig

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>> No.51110578
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I'm pretty optimistic about these 9/16 puts.

>> No.51110581

More or less. He said he will crash the stock market with no survivors if that's what's needed to stop inflation.

>> No.51110586
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Bros I'm starting to think my 1k stack of AQB isn't going to make me rich after all.

>> No.51110591

How can one man have this much power?

J Powell needs some checks and balances

>> No.51110592

please ser a cow died for our sins so we may have eternal life that is why they are the most sacred

>> No.51110594

No pivot
Hikes will continue
Recession will happen
Market will never again disobey his Lord Fed or else

>> No.51110595
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Ooooh pretty rare. I dunno about low. Best case short term scenario for my shorting is a retest of the June lows. I'm not in the business of calling long term eventual highs or lows.

>> No.51110598

No smart money thought that. The entirety of wall street has been set up to the short side all month during this low volume bullshit melt up. They were feeding those stories to the press for exit liquidity on their long positions.

>> No.51110601
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$406 SPY call exp Monday. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.51110614
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I don’t know what cannabis stock to buy….I have 1k for one ticker.

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>until all black women are unemployed
I knew there was a reason I liked this man.

>> No.51110631
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Please help. They are all secure investments.

>> No.51110636

sell that shit and just buy the $2.5C 2024s. they have decent open interest on them.

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>risking $1k on mutant fish
Next time you get an idea like this, you genuinely need to take a $1000 cash, crumple it up, and flush it directly down the toilet. That's legitimately a better way to waste $1000

>> No.51110639

just sell lol

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Bros I doubled up today.

>> No.51110642

Buy Tilray

>> No.51110643

>Buy a stock that just dumped
>It goes lower

Huh? thats not supposed to happen...

>> No.51110646

How is this a surprise? I was saying from the beginning, do the math. There is now way for their business to be profitable, all of the info required to calculate this is publicly available on their website. This company is a tool used by Jewish CEO to extort money from shareholders, aka pay piggies.

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Got too cocky again,mumu?

>> No.51110655

They will all receive Gibs bucks afterwards, not a total victory.

>> No.51110656

zoom out

>> No.51110662

Hey mumus am I still supposed to fight the fed?

>> No.51110666

Nice m, when you're in gookistan you should pick me up a gift and send it to my PO box baggot. I'm actually going to check it today. Both Boeing anon and SOXL shill sent me stuff.

>> No.51110667
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the day I start buying stocks again after a 6 months break is the day the market starts to collapse
I dont now wether I should laugh or kms

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Damn bros, it's really over. I had a lot of fun with you guys.

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>> No.51110687

gib bucks fir abortions exchange program
not racist, just very progressive

>> No.51110689

>They are all secure investments
The dude weed is not a secure investment. They go through two distinct stages:
1. Hype phase on speculation of softer laws and entry in to untapped markets
2. Realization that profit margins aren't great and the market isn't that big
Look carefully at what happened to all of the Canadian weed tickers from 2016 to now.

>> No.51110699

This battle at 4100 is kind of sick

>> No.51110701

didnt you own AQB as well?

>> No.51110704

>he thinks dude weed isnt a secure investment

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>> No.51110708

i ain't sending you shit satan.

>> No.51110710
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That’s my wife. I use k cups

>> No.51110712
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>> No.51110715
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Bobos are euphoric.

>> No.51110716

Finally we bottomed. Let’s see how much buying we can do before close, if we gain 1% every hour we can close green, definitely possible here. 5% down move because Powell gave an 8 min speech is way overreaction. Dumb money selling

>> No.51110717

chicken gyudon while I watch MM juden manipulate my bond shorts!

>> No.51110721
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1k shares rocker, pleas release the curse bud.

>> No.51110723
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Thats the signal.
Fuel up your animu folders

>> No.51110725
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Fellow Bobobros,

PT for SQQQ or SOXS?

Thank you.

>> No.51110726

Let's go for -800!!!


>> No.51110727

>everything dumps
>VET pumps
Love this stock

>> No.51110735

I own one call out of spite
About what I expected from a Jew.

>> No.51110740


>> No.51110741

>He caught a falling knife

>> No.51110746

How? I pirate everything already but that would be good for my dumb mom who pays $45 a month for that shit.

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>> No.51110749
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We've been euphoric all year long.

>> No.51110761

If you are red today this is a reminder that you are basically doing an index fund with more effort and less rewards.
That is all.

>> No.51110762

>out of spite
What do you mean?

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>> No.51110766
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Oh sweaty...

>> No.51110767

in this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony presidents blessing

>> No.51110773
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i'm red but less than the indexes are

>> No.51110775
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and we're back

>> No.51110780
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A lot of people got smooshed by the 'new industry new hype new big as alcohol ten year hold!' fallacy. These stocks can be great swings but holy shit you need to get out and get out fast when the wind shifts direction.

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niggas be posting my magnificent beast.

>> No.51110787
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No, not until I've defeated them all in single combat.

>> No.51110796
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From the dead? haha no.

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>> No.51110800

Wait on it. This is a macroscale adjustment that blasted through key resists like wet toilet paper.

>> No.51110801
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I've been bagholding puts for a fucking month while you retarded faggots spammed "bad news is good news". I'm not even close to euphoric yet. I'm holding all my puts until SPY 395 atleast.

I can't believe you faggots listened to (((their))) top secret rumor that Powell was going to pivot.. retards.. the rugging has only started

>> No.51110804
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Grow mushrooms yourself, it's easy and fun

>> No.51110805

QQQ 312

>> No.51110808
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I-its a long term investment o-ok?!?!?

>> No.51110816
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let's see that month chart then

>> No.51110819

back to the closet?

>> No.51110823

my doberman died of Leg tumors, aparently they all die from this.. weird

>> No.51110824

I bought a call to curse the stock

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>> No.51110837

Back in the day I bought shitloads of 4-ACO online, look into that if you don't want to talk to a human

>> No.51110841

you gotta get the refillable k-cup insert and buy Mike Lindell's coffee.

>> No.51110842
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fucking do something!

>> No.51110847

That's not a healthy outlook. Unironically who hurt you?

>> No.51110849
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I’ll see you guys when cannabis is taken off the tier 1 of the CSA of 1970.

>> No.51110851

>supporting a meth addict

>> No.51110861

Closed out my UVIX options for 450%.
Going long, heavily on SPX $450 options.
September rally is coming, Biden and Powell will do everything to pump before midterms
>t. word on the street got me yet another gain so I'm trusting it

>> No.51110866

you vill eat the basedbean and sugar

>> No.51110868
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Anyway, what are you guys doing this weekend?

>> No.51110883

that meth addict supports conservative talk radio faggot. through buying the pillows and drinking the coffee you're supporting their broadcasts.

>> No.51110887
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Doing stuff

>> No.51110899
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>many sites that show graphs for stonks will cut off the first few minutes of the day if you set the date range to 1 day
what is the reasoning behind this trickery

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Is that clumped sugar?

>> No.51110903

Is that kief?

>> No.51110906

>supporting conservative talk radio faggots

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>> No.51110912

What’s that, plaster?

>> No.51110913
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why do old people think risking 100% to make 10% is a good idea? did they stop at addition and subtraction when they graduated in 6th grade?

>> No.51110919
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Eternal fucking crab. I bagheld short the entire August rally but I'll be set up nice to cash out on this way down and pivot to calls

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>> No.51110924

you buy your shirts and pants from goodwill? that's what i've been doing for years, i consider myself well dressed too. Lots of Oxford Stripped button down short sleeved shirts and jeans. Basically what my dad wore when I was a kid kek.

>> No.51110934

I am feeling euphoric, fellow Bobros

>> No.51110935
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Jokes and memes aside, there's no reason for it to have reached 600% IV on options this month. If anon was smart, he'd pay attention to when the IV spikes and then write calls, so he can farm some premium in the meantime. And given the shit state of the stock, if it happens to rally to like 3 or 4 dollars, he could write deem ITM calls (eg 1.00 strike) and be greedy about it

>> No.51110937

What did i just watch?
Wholesome either way

>> No.51110943
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>That Porsche 550

>> No.51110945

Good luck to you, lad.
t. CGX bagholder

>> No.51110947

Sometimes. My wife loves goodwill I think she bought some dresses there and a mirror last week

>> No.51110959

that looks like most small caps at the moment, slowly starting that curve up for the next cycle of bagholders to be created

>> No.51110965

>"I went from having $10million in assets to $8,7million while still having a big ass house, a model wife and vacation every other week. watch this video to see why I dont care"

>> No.51110970
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I liquidated yesterday

>> No.51110972

The Porsche on the left doesn’t belong in that collection

>> No.51110976

it doesn't matter to him because he can offset losses and in many cases profit from the youtube side of things

>> No.51110978

These nerds haven’t seen
Before. Big boy snorting right there.

>> No.51110979

im not even against another big financial crisis as im young and poor anyways but i dont want my dad's boomer savings to get fucked

he doesnt even intend to retire anyways but the fact that all his work could get raped like that makes me quite sad :((((

>> No.51110983

If I had to throw money at dudeweed, I'd put it into Cronos Group (CRON), simply because Altria (MO), the largest tobacco company in the US, owns a pretty significant stake in it.

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It already did, this morning.

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>> No.51111001

>the fact that all his work could get raped like that
Now scale it up by like 10 million people. Thanks for playing

>> No.51111003

it would just be a year of downturn followed by Giga QE and markets 10x again

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Nothing Saturday. I think I may replace my curtains. Maybe some kind of blinds instead? I haven't decided. Sunday work will be very busy. I work for a university and all the dorm dwellers are moving in. It's a lot of paperwork and confusion day of. The boys running traffic control get the worst of it. Something like 3000+ vehicles coming in and out of the same small loading areas over the course of eight hours.

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I don't see the point of owning so many cars

>> No.51111024
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Someone’s about to get some serious digits.

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You fucking mumus were intolerable during that lil fake rally. Feels good to finally dab on you fucks

>> No.51111032

the cars are just glitter that draw people in to his youtube channel anon; a single video (with a sponsor too) could pay one of those off

>> No.51111036

Hey I have an idea, why not buy VIX spreads ahead of big announcements?
Why not also do bearish bias (but non-directional) spreads on company morning ERs that coincide with said announcements?

>> No.51111040

holy shit whats going on with SIGA..

>> No.51111042

Risk is meant to be taken and the only point of money in old age is for inheritance

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I bought

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two parties tonight, cookout and date tomorrow, sports scrimmage sunday

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They will learn eventually

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Just put $500 in #PHGE

Investing with Jews..

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now that it's out, will they pump the market to cover it up?

>> No.51111054

Working on this POS fixer uppers plumbing in the main bathroom.

>> No.51111056

Based Bulls expected this pullback, the Bull trend is going to strike back fierce and without warning

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Looking at the 5 year chart, it did the asset bubble chart meme.
See? A few years ago it had the "first sell off" and now it hit the first peak. If it rallies again, get out.

>> No.51111070

Maybe so, but we win this week

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Having a box of Rolexes would literally be more comfortable bagholding right now than this pile of shit sitting exposed in your drive way

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Look at this guy with a social life and shit.

>> No.51111080

We're gonna pump til midterms

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>SOXL $17.09
> −2.23 (-11.54%) today
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

>> No.51111088

useful for when you need to go to more than one place

>> No.51111097

Seeing btc under 20000 again is going to be the best part of this weekend

>> No.51111099

that sounds terrible i'm sorry
you know you can turn your phone off and read a book instead of going to parties

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...or else.

>> No.51111101

The whole fucking thing was botched, he'll get off and walk out of the court room cuming buckets and announce his 2024 bid to retake this country and Make America Great Again Again.

>> No.51111102

Lol loser bears couldn’t even get a -2% down day. So sad, we close green now once everybody realizes the bottom for the day is in. Don’t fight the fed

>> No.51111105

priced in

>> No.51111109

Going to buy some weed from curalef out to the bars tonight. Probably come home around 11. At 10 I’ll have popped 25mg of sildenafil (viagra).

>> No.51111111

putin nukes ukraine this weekend

>> No.51111114

Millionaire get

>> No.51111115
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It's not about the money, it's about sending a message

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>c-chop chop
confirmed midwit

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The sound of good pussy

>> No.51111122

brb buying vix

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Holy fuck

>> No.51111125

I actually started Natenburg's "Option Volatility & Pricing" this week it is pretty good.

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holy shit its over

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Oh no

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>putin nukes ukraine this weekend

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Is this bullish or bearish

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A clean slate, how nice.

>> No.51111146

What's that like? I read some other book on options by George Fontanellis but it seemed to be a few years old and introductory to different spreads that are easily googleable now.

>> No.51111147
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Now THOSE are some dogits

>> No.51111148

Looking forward to it

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Nah I'm just some guy who is supposed to be working right now. Finally got a get.

>> No.51111160

>accidentally nukes the territory they've captured due to being incompetent commies
i can see it

>> No.51111171

>Invest in AQB
>World gets nuked
>Every fish is now mutated, rendering the product null

>> No.51111174


hope so

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yeah dude this isn’t bidens plan. This is what public interest lawyers have done forever to get their debt forgiven.
Lol my wife is in 3rd year of law school with no loans.
She had pell grant all four years of undergrad.
Literally just took out $20k worth of loans and Biden is forgiving it all kek.
Qualifies now bc little income during law school but has a full time offer inked for $215k out of law school.
I had a borederline full ride scholarship for undergrad where my tuition was only $2k a year so no loans.
Wish I took out $10k worth of loans during school, oh well

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What would Peter do if he saw this post?

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>> No.51111201

>Sold SPXU on August 16th, the top of the Shit and Piss 500 for this run, for a 10% loss
Yup, that's me

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>> No.51111204

Wasn't that an Al Pacino movie?

>> No.51111211

yes but what is that?

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AI depictions of "The last selfie ever taken"

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Put me in the screencap.

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>> No.51111230

>screencap for a script get

>> No.51111233

There was an AI cap of November 20, 2022 that was just dead bodies

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Any funny Stocktwits tickers? I love the schizo vibes there

>> No.51111235

Bought a couple JNUG calls. It's back to its July lows. Should be able to catch a Lil pump next week and make a few hundred on it

>> No.51111237

I doubt it, he wants to use the land and there's a lot of ethnic Russians living there which makes him reluctant to carpet bomb as well
If he does it ruins the world though, bye bye Europe

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>BBBY Jan 80C’s still trading for 1.0+
>short maintenance 332.61 per contract
>BBBY up 7% today to 10.80
Well if you want an easy ~30% between now and January, selling these Jan 80 C’s short is the way to go
There is just no way BBBY is going to close above 80 in Jan

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>> No.51111249

>doubting those digits.

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>> No.51111255

It's pretty much exactly like you're describing, pretty outdated and basic so unless you're a /lit/ autist like I am and enjoy owning physical books it's probably not worth your time.

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>> No.51111264

Wish he nuked the ACTUAL baddies behind the evil instead.... so unfair Ukroids are being manhandled by US/UK/EU ;_;

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do it

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>> No.51111272

To be honest, I just want a lot of people to die, I don't care who they are.

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This was ZOM a week or two ago kek

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>> No.51111282

>there is just no way BBBY is going to close above 90 in Jan

I remember people saying this about AMC $45Cs. Don't doubt the power of retards.

>> No.51111283

Do you have to own shares of a stock to sell those outrageously OTM calls? Selling huge OTM calls to memers who think their stonk will moon like that seems like a great, sustainable way to make money, is that a strategy people use?

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Non letterboxed version 4U.

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> normie gifs
> schizo theories
> Bullish on every post
> personal attacks
> denial
Those are perfect, thanks frens

>> No.51111297

i hope youre not the pajeet who lost 30k selling naked amc calls

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Also, holy shit it keeps getting worse.

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thanks bro

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Mon Dieu

>> No.51111347

and that's a good thang!

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DEFCON 1111111

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digits confirm it Russia

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did anyone here play that pos today?

>> No.51111375

>went all in on SOXS yesterday fully expecting to lose money
is this what it feels like to be a faggot bear?

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>> No.51111388

You’ve beat the system. Congrats.

>> No.51111389

ok some script kiddie got a bunch of digits, get over it fellas. where does XLE go from here?

>> No.51111390

He specifically said that if he nukes anyone he will nuke England. RIP English anons

>> No.51111395

Oh fuck, gotta nope out of the market
>150 image reply limit reached

>> No.51111397

>Apparently the conglomerate that keeps shutting down projects is going to auction off a screening for charity, not of the shelved movie, but a spinoff of this pay cable hit that has a brand new spinoff. Apparently because there is buzz about the new spinoff, they will auction a screening of the never before seen spinoff. You and fifty of your friends can see it. The minimum bid is supposedly going to be in the $100K range. (Warner Bros/Jon Snow spinoff show)
Oh well

>> No.51111399

Based, but unlikely. Anyone drops a nuke anywhere is going to have the USA up their ass real quick. Not even Russia wants that.

>> No.51111400

Candida tongue

>> No.51111407

Almost nothing can stop this rally.

>> No.51111412

It was impossible to. It dumped immediately on open.

>> No.51111416

S&P plateauing...
I fear shorting it, I fear longing it.
Powell said market is going to be in pain, be he doesn't want to repear that other guy he mentioned, He is constantly sending mixed signals, this bastard.

>> No.51111417

Hold. There are gonna be fireworks this winter.

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>> No.51111437

He said inflation will be painful

>> No.51111438

>too soon.
>bear OP
Probably a fed, we will go green next week, won't we?

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>> No.51111452

>too soon
Image limit hit, so whatever.

>> No.51111460

What do you mean constantly sending mixed signals? Ever since they started raising rates he has said the exact same thing. There was never any reason to think there would be a pivot, and now we will make new lows. Buckle up buttercup.

>> No.51111468

For the people, not the market.

>> No.51111482

>raises rates
>stocks still went up
fed fuckery, everyone knows it.

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>> No.51111505

No worries soxl still positive because I bought the giga dip earlier this summer.

>> No.51111515

So stock might be still get pumped because midterms.

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>> No.51111518

Calls on grain

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>> No.51111612

>I'm stuff

>> No.51111659

hm lets go

>> No.51111668

Your broker will generally want to make sure you have enough money to cover the cost if it gets exercised. Remember, because you're short, you could get assigned at any time (even though it's an astronomically low chance)
So if you sell an 80C, be prepared to shovel out $8000 in case things go against you

>> No.51111692

Oh bother

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>> No.51111838

maximum SvinOreZ
put me in the screenshot

>> No.51111883

As Kek commands and Anon foretold. So as it is written, so let it be done.

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>> No.51111993

oh shit

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>> No.51112058

Hohols on suicide watch

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>> No.51112129

nigga u wilin

>> No.51112153

let's get this party fucking started

>> No.51112159

God I wish

>> No.51112161

how is pt st lucie anyway. I wanna move down there and never wear a winter jacket again Tbh

>> No.51112168

Welp, it’s been nice knowing ya faggots

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>> No.51112222

i doubt it. they're still holding back so they can call it a "special military operation", nukes is not holding back. and if they decided to stop holding back and just declare it a full war already they could win. they're already going to win even without going full force, albeit at a heavier cost then i'm sure they initially expected, but ukraines just delaying the inevitable. in the end russia will take the east ukraine as they intended and ukraine will say they successfully defended the rest of the ukraine to save face.

>> No.51112285

i dont even like ukraine because its confusing

if russia just takes over and it becomes also russia then its one less country to worry about and saves brain space to think about


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>> No.51112330

holy shit

>> No.51112357

holding back what nigga, all the covid posters and billboards in my city got changed to military propaganda and contract recruitment ads

>> No.51112400

>got changed to military propaganda and contract recruitment ads
lol. First Jews convince all the zoomers to castrate themselves and troon out, now that it's war time, they're trying to push the "big strong warrior" shit? A bit late for that, isn't it?

>> No.51112409

they don't want ukraine. they want control over the shale gas field in the east and the offshore reserves around crimea so that ukraine can't replace russia in the energy market. they also want to build up more of a military presence in east ukraine since its an obvious invasion path to roll tanks across those flat fields. just plugging a geographical weak spot in their defenses. the rest of ukraine can do what it wants, as long as it doesn't join nato and set up missile sites. and the west understands this enough that they're holding back on giving ukraine long range missile systems.

right now the bankers make interest loans on the military aid, the us makes money because they're lending money with interest to ukraine to buy us made weapons systems. russia and poland offload their old t72 tanks and outdated equipment they would have to pay to dispose of anyways. and the damage to the rest of the global economy doesn't matter to anyone in charge of any of this because they're insulated from all that.

>> No.51112418

ah yes, the good old /pol/ bangwagon

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>> No.51112431

Cyka Blyat

>> No.51112442

i would post pic but we hit image limit
>they're trying to push the "big strong warrior" shit
yes but they also touting armed forces as defenders lmao

>> No.51112475

Gentlemen, it was an honor shitposting with you all.

>> No.51112482

ok well anyway I dont care one less country to worry about is easier for me

>> No.51112483

yes, because they lost a lot more men then expected. they need to replenish. doesn't mean they've gone on a full war path. last i checked the narrative in russia was still "special military operation to stop nazis" since full on war is massively unpopular and not necessary anyways. also, i don't believe you even are russian.

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>> No.51112506

it's not one less country to worry about, most of ukraine will still be ukraine. if anything its more countries to worry about since the east ukraine will become "independent" larping as a nation while russia pulls its strings.

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>> No.51112530

Gurgling cum is not a personality trait, sweetie.

>> No.51112546

special nuke delivery

>> No.51112547

>won't pust a full sentence in case anyone here actually speaks russian and notices the machine translated gibberish

>> No.51112553

ukraine is literally not a country
seethe glownigger

>> No.51112567

Чтo ты хoчeшь чтoбы я зaпocтил, чмo eбaнoe?

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>> No.51112628

i don't speak russian so i have no idea, probably nobody in this thread does so nobody will be able call your bluff on it if that short sentence is machine translated.

sure it is, and it will continue to be a country, just a smaller country then it was.

>> No.51112667

literally take meds, schizo

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>> No.51112724

telling people to take meds is so 2021, get some new material

>> No.51112763

new material is sancioned and not imported to russia so you will have to take meds

>> No.51112787

ha, that's pretty funny actually

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>> No.51112822

alright guy who may or may not be russian. what is the official bullshit narrative the government in russia is feeding to the russian people? is it still this larp about hunting nazis?

>> No.51112977

yes its still a nazi hunting larp, normies still gobbling it up, V/Z shit is everywhere now but normies themselves don't put that shit on cars/houses for some reason
desu i don't watch news all that much but the latest Army2022 thing was a shillshow for Z/V and they were shamelesly showing shit they paraded as new tech 8 years ago, proudly presenting chink robodogs as ruZZian new robotics marvel and pretending su75 is anything other than a cardboard model to boost normie morale. You can't access liveuamap without vpn anymore, I think russian government started to realise there might be a social unrest if more info gets leaked.

>> No.51113030

lol, that's hilarious. russian propaganda seems so crude and simplistic compared to the sophisticated multi-level psyops we're brainwashed with in the west.

>> No.51113189

>but normies themselves don't put that shit on cars/houses for some reason
maybe the normies aren't gobbling it up then. the media in russia maybe trying to make it look like the normies are gobbling it up.

i know in the west the media makes it out like the normies are buying up the western propaganda. they do it for consensus cracking. and to silence opposing viewpoints by convincing them the majority doesn't agree, so they hide their real opinions in public, making it look like everyone agrees with the propaganda.

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>> No.51113259

holy fucking checked

>> No.51113270

basically everypne who doesnt agree with the propaganda is made to feel alone and isolated. convinced the vast majority is against them when in reality more people then they realize hate the propaganda. but are just hiding their true thoughts in public in order to go along to get along.

>> No.51113361

governments and journalists the world over are the real enemy. not the people of one country vs another.

>> No.51113531

it is written

>> No.51113901

Oh fuck I have to make sure I have a fuckload of popcorn at home. This will be kino

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