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Ever since I got a job, I also got a girlfriend and I'm also having sex. Wtf why did /biz/ lie to me? I thought every man should aspire to live in his bedroom, jerk off until his penis has wounds on it from so much pulling, and playing videogames while throwing his government allowance on rugs made by Praneesh as they dump to sub 5k map as soon as he buys them?

Am I led to believe the majority of /biz/ is comprised of unironic losers who only give other people the advice that will lead them to become those same lovers they are taking advice from?

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>> No.51105338

>>51105319
Ok zoomer. Let’s talk when the fatigue sets in in a few decades.

Also impressive feast finding correlation between working and finding a gf. You propably only lacked exposure

>> No.51105352

>letting your soul be drained from the 9-5 mental torture and a succubus absorbing your life essence
You will never be free

>> No.51105371

>>51105319
You frogposted thus making everything you said therefore invalid

>> No.51105376

>>51105338
Holy cope.

>"you're hApPy NoW bUt uhhhh wHaT aBouT in 50 years huh bEt you'll be pretty sad about being old haha"

Can you guarantee me anyone on this board will be happy being old than the average normie?
There's unironically nothing worse than living as a bizcel. You wait for your live to being passively, any it never does. You're locked in your own room, your own little hell. I would know, I've lived like this for 10 years. Would unironically prefer pretending to be a normie than to ever go through this misery.

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>>51105319
>Ever since I got a job

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>>51105319
>he believed the glowfags on biz

Never believe the glowfags on biz

>> No.51105385

>>51105319
>while throwing his government allowance on rugs
You're saying you're not a millionaire NEET while being a long term /biz/raeli?