/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51096168]

Joker edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>51094465

[Anonymous No.51096181]

BBBY is squeezing

[Anonymous No.51096184]

>>51096168
gay NVDA pump, also fpbp

[Anonymous No.51096188]

JOE GLOWFAGGOT MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51096191]

make sure to buy AAPL before this drops
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1562124214538313729

[Anonymous No.51096193]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51096200]

>>51096168
Thread not needed

[Anonymous No.51096201]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.51096206]

>>51096191
>Pay to listen to two women talk in a car for two hours
lmao

[Anonymous No.51096216]

Well done Mumu

However...

[Anonymous No.51096221]

GORILLA DIAMONAPE HANDS RECESSION CANCELLED
SHIZZLE THE SHORT SQUIZZLE SLURPERINO THE DIPPERINO LAMBO TO THE MOON
[Reddit spacing]
BUY LEDDIT BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51096223]

WOW I REALLY WANT TO HOLD OVERNIGHT AFTER SIX WEEKS OF IRRATIONAL PUMP FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE TO ANNOUNCE THEIR NEXT RATE HIKE
T. A REAL INVESTOR IN THIS TOTALLY REAL MARKET

[Anonymous No.51096224]

Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

[Anonymous No.51096233]

i hate democrats but they sure are trying to pump my market (with massive inflation)


did you guys know this tuition forgiveness thing is supposedly going to cost more than all the covid stimulus checks
lol. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.51096243]

I have 2k, /smg/
how do I make it 20k

[Anonymous No.51096245]

SQQQ now or wait until big jerome and the reaction tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51096248]

>>51096191
>retards pay for appl+
like why?

[Anonymous No.51096249]

>>51096224
What is this on? An app or something? How to buy stock?

[Anonymous No.51096251]

>>51096223
i will hold overnight
t. oil gang

[Anonymous No.51096272]

>>51096233
>tuition forgiveness thing is supposedly going to cost more than all the covid stimulus checks
Why even use taxes to pay for this shit? Student loans are owed to the Dept of Education, the government can just repudiate their debt.

[Anonymous No.51096273]

it's unironically getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.51096280]

>>51096251
Why wouldn't you? It's not even possible for oil to go down with the Saudi's setting the floor at $90

[Anonymous No.51096283]

>>51096182
OH SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THAT I'M NOT A LOLCOW AFTER ALL
WELL IN THAT CASE FEEL FREE TO GO SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS INSTEAD OF HARASSING ME IN THE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.51096284]

>>51096191
>ima Muslim in deep red Georgia xD
>also don’t mind my expensive glasses and fashion wear or the fact I’m sitting at a round table with other wealthy wimmen
>and no I’m not a foreign interloper, you are in your home country xD

[Anonymous No.51096289]

Buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51096294]

>>51096248
TWO WORDS:
BLUE BUBBLES

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.51096295]

BUY SQQQ and watch the world burn!

[Anonymous No.51096306]

>>51096272
make responsible people pay for the losers, that's how it goes with demotards

[Anonymous No.51096308]

DUDE WEED LOL
(my TLRY is back up to 1/3 what I paid for it)

[Anonymous No.51096309]

>>51096249
It's on this magic black rectangle I carry in my pocket while traveling about

[Anonymous No.51096313]

>>51096273
I hate jannies so god damn much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.51096314]

>>51096223
what if you are holding short calls?

[Anonymous No.51096316]

>>51096295
>>51096289
Wait, this is a bit too easy and obvious, no?

[Anonymous No.51096328]

how do i triple my money before todays close. quick smg i need big brains for this

[Anonymous No.51096336]

>>51096295
this is a really bullish signal. KPop retard bought almost the top of siga, and if he really is tinny he also sold right before the GME pump

[Anonymous No.51096337]

>>51096272
Why even cover it up at this point? just offer people 10k to vote for biden

[Anonymous No.51096342]

>>51096316
In an economy that's based on socialist faggots running game theory on the lowest rungs of society, yes.

[Anonymous No.51096349]

[Anonymous No.51096352]

>SIGA fell 15% today
>No one cares

[Anonymous No.51096353]

>>51096309
What app?

[Anonymous No.51096368]

>>51096223
how much did you lose today?
captcha: SG0YX

[Anonymous No.51096372]

>>51096349
You skipped the hilarious text this time, anon, good for you. Next time just don't post at all, and then you might not be conspiciously *un*funny anymore!

[Anonymous No.51096373]

it would be a shame if we had a near 2% day on SPY tomorrow just to fuck over that retard who sold naked SPY calls

a damn shame.....

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096374]

>>51096353
Kike's Hood

[Anonymous No.51096380]

>>51096352
I'm already down so much I'm too numb to care

[Anonymous No.51096394]

retard here
if I own stock on market open on ex-dividend date I get the dividend right? even if I bought 5 minutes before close the previous day?

[Anonymous No.51096395]

>>51096368
I lost a whole 0.1% of one of my accounts, you stupid faggot fuck. Any other questions?

[Anonymous No.51096396]

People going bankrupt
Normies cannot pay the mortgage
Housing prices fall off a cliff
Families cannot put food on the table
People infected from Monkey poop
Blood clots and cancer from the death shot
Stock market around the world free fall
China Invades Taiwan
No more GAS for EU

>Me holding SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.51096397]

can't wait to get rugpulled the moment after hours starts

[Anonymous No.51096398]

what the fuck is a broker?

[Anonymous No.51096416]

>>51096395

[Anonymous No.51096417]

>>51096191
Its like they're trying to be intentionally horrible

[Anonymous No.51096418]

I'd be even more green today if not for SIGA

[Anonymous No.51096423]

It's over Bobos! Thanks for FUCKING playing!

[Anonymous No.51096427]

If you all died, I would be happy. I would spend the next day singing to myself and laughing.
Fuck you, you fucking shitheads. Go harass someone else unless you want me to make a *special point* of coming here and doing this every single day.

[Anonymous No.51096429]

>>51096245
I went halfsies in already, I'll go the other half if the market clowns up after the speech.

[Anonymous No.51096430]

LUMbros we're back

[Anonymous No.51096434]

Bobo btfo!

[Anonymous No.51096440]

>>51096423
lmao! got em!

[Anonymous No.51096441]

>>51096396
Why are you dancing? That's all extremely bullish. I expect profit margins to increase with less bloat. Cutting hiring and laying off staff will reduce payroll. Do you not understand? The market WANTS to see a 'crash' which will send the market to the moon.

[Anonymous No.51096450]

>>51096398
its the platform that you use to trade stocks

[Anonymous No.51096451]

Any other steel chads around?

[Anonymous No.51096456]

bobros, it's our time soon.

[Anonymous No.51096460]

look at how bullish that last candle is, tomorrow powell will be so dovish we will get at least 4% on the nasdaq :)

[Anonymous No.51096465]

>>51096434
>I made a post too!!
lol! nice!

[Anonymous No.51096468]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.51096471]

What ticker is this? I want to go long

[Anonymous No.51096474]

well well well
what a green market we are having today

[Anonymous No.51096480]

>>51096468
A bunch of glowfaggots ruined the internet for everyone again -- the do call them FAGGOTS for a reason after all, -- and also I lost a few dollars on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.51096486]

>>51096451
steel fabricator here (draftsman)
workin on some rooftop air condenser unit dunnage framing right now

my primary income is stock trading though these days kek

[Anonymous No.51096489]

>>51096451
the bitches call me stainless steel

[Anonymous No.51096492]

>>51096441
>impending market crash is bullish because stonks will go up after the crash
is this the ultimate mumucope?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096493]

>>51096468
bad, i woke up puking blood, and then i lost all my money gambling on deep out of the money options.

[Anonymous No.51096494]

>>51096373
Fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.51096497]

>>51096471
based

[Anonymous No.51096499]

>>51096468
I sold almost everything

[Anonymous No.51096501]

[Anonymous No.51096504]

>>51096352
i got stop lossed at 23 in slight profit. shoul bought at 9 like i almost did

[Anonymous No.51096508]

I bet that stupid cunting bitch can't even ban me without outing herself as a corrupt piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.51096524]

>>51096471
>>51096497
>clothes are only one size
>most models are blonde
that's one cheeky Italian

[Anonymous No.51096528]

>>51096494
anon don't tell me you are the one who sold naked calls dated for tomorrow? You know spy only has to go up like 1.1% and you'll get margin called right?

[Anonymous No.51096529]

>>51096468
Didn't beat SPY. Sad.

[Anonymous No.51096535]

>>51096468
Up 0.18%. I'm gonna go play something now good night everyone.

[Anonymous No.51096537]

Hey
If shorting is so “good” for the markets, why was it outlawed temporarily in 2008?

[Anonymous No.51096539]

>>51096427
You have been ranting none stop for 7 or so hours. Go do something constructive with your time, it is really rather sad at this point.

[Anonymous No.51096545]

>>51096508
calm down and go air yourself out on /r9k/ or something

[Anonymous No.51096547]

>>51096468
-1.26%

[Anonymous No.51096548]

>>51096188

>makes the same first post so everybody knows his ID every thread

Just use a trip already, goddamn

[Anonymous No.51096550]

FAKE GAY FRAUDULENT HOMOSEXUAL

[Anonymous No.51096551]

>>51096336
i'm not tinny
i'm not jim cramer

you motherfucka

[Anonymous No.51096553]

>>51096468
up nicely since i was at work today

[Anonymous No.51096558]

>>51096539
I've been trading too, you retarded fuck.

[Anonymous No.51096567]

>>51096528
No risk of getting margin called
Just calling you out for being a Pajeet schadenfreude addict

[Anonymous No.51096570]

is it just me or do a lot of the women anchors on bloomberg look like they could be men? broad shoulders, large hands and feet, sharp jawlines...

[Anonymous No.51096573]

Anyone playing Palladium, looks like it's about to pop

[Anonymous No.51096575]

>>51096168
why did nasdaq moon now before close?

does powell make it a 50 bps rise tomorrow or even just 25, or ist the marked just retarded?

[Anonymous No.51096576]

>>51096537
because Mr. Shekelberg was about to go bankrupt and take everybody down with him

[Anonymous No.51096578]

>>51096545
Nah, I would rather make it abundantly clear that bullying me and trying to tell me what to do gets you absolutely fucking nowhere.
FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.51096579]

>>51096558
How do you trade when the Feds are monitoring and countering your every move

[Anonymous No.51096581]

>>51096508
>cunting
Now that's a word I haven't hear in a good while.

[Anonymous No.51096582]

look it's quite simple really
green line go up and to the right
i see a dip and i slurp
hahahaha poor bobo

[Anonymous No.51096584]

>>51096567
>naked spy calls
>no risk of being margin called

[Anonymous No.51096590]

>>51096486
I hope you got part of this steel run.
CLF just raised the price of rolled steel by $75/ton.
Hopefully we don't get fucked by a Chinese dump.

[Anonymous No.51096593]

>>51096579
Usually by waiting for the lower end of a range and using a tight stop.

[Anonymous No.51096609]

I don't dare look at my portfolio after the mumu euphoria I've seen here. Are my puts fucked?

[Anonymous No.51096614]

>>51096590
>I hope you got part of this steel run.

no man im literally in the industry and seeing costs of materials go up

[Anonymous No.51096621]

>>51096584
Assumptions like these prove my thesis correct, fucking asshole. Dicks fuck both assholes and pussies, and if we don't, you guys just shit on everything and we'll end up with shit on all our pussies and dicks

[Anonymous No.51096622]

>>51096609
Anon, it's the most buttfucking ridiculous thing you can imagine.
PPT literally just doesn't care anymore. They just don't give a shit if everyone on the entire planet knows that the U.S. economy is a literal fraud.

[Anonymous No.51096623]

>>51096609
no

[Anonymous No.51096624]

Holy fuck oil is flatter than my ex's chest

[Anonymous No.51096630]

>>51096468
VT is up 1.45%

[Anonymous No.51096637]

>>51096579
>How
Nice try FBI

[Anonymous No.51096638]

>>51096468
>+2,5%
i'm getting better at day-trading, but i'm still not managing risk well

[Anonymous No.51096647]

>>51096609
depends, my MNMD covered calls are up over 30%
haha short positions are so fun

[Anonymous No.51096660]

>>51096468
+58%

[Anonymous No.51096663]

>>51096609
Just hope Powell speaking tomorrow is bearish but I don't think it is
Not because he will end hikes or whatever but because he always pumps the market regardless if what he days.

[Anonymous No.51096664]

>>51096550
I can't apply any knowledge in this market. I'm sticking with dividend stocks at this point.

[Anonymous No.51096668]

>>51096352
>>51096418
The really scary thing is it doesn't even look like it's done dumping. No signs of strength or rebound. Looks to be holing $18 by a thread. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.51096681]

Don't worry. It will *really* dump when everyone finally gets the memo that our commie glowfaggot government has rendered it completely irrational and useless for its intended societal purpose.

[Anonymous No.51096687]

Tomorrow will be red because I say so, sorry :/

[Anonymous No.51096688]

>>51096168
has any /smg/ calls made you money?

[Anonymous No.51096691]

Hope you enjoyed this weeks scam pump,next week will dump.

[Anonymous No.51096693]

everything i've ever written and posted on 4chan.org, on any of its image boards, has been social and political satire, and never has been financial advice

[Anonymous No.51096694]

>>51096668
https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/08/20/could-siga-technologies-become-the-next-moderna/
when boomers started talking about it I sold my last shares. Wouldn tbe surprised if it touches a sinle digit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096696]

>>51096688
not a single one

[Anonymous No.51096698]

>>51096663
fed minutes leaked to a certain group of investors today
tomorrow everyone else gets to play catch up

[Anonymous No.51096699]

>>51096660
why does every western bitch wanna be a fat black baboon? i dont get it

[Anonymous No.51096703]

>>51096429
KEK, based iraqis

[Anonymous No.51096714]

>>51096699
race to the bottom, the more oppressed you are the more power you have in their hierarchy

[Anonymous No.51096716]

an actual sucker's rally

[Anonymous No.51096718]

>>51096691
tell me more about those "2 more weeks" bobo will you? and please put down your dakimakura so it's not in the way.

[Anonymous No.51096720]

>>51096687
You're mean. :(

[Anonymous No.51096724]

>crude oil down
>most oil equities up

hmm, sussin' but I'll take it

[Anonymous No.51096726]

>>51096698
so the market gonna pump even more tomorrow?

50 bps?

[Anonymous No.51096730]

>>51096637
Stop breaking cover. You'll ruin the mission

[Anonymous No.51096731]

Thank God I sold my most of my calls and locked in my profit. It might pooomp more tomorrow, and I could miss out on more gains, it might not, who knows. But at least I will be able to sleep tonight and my profit is booked

[Anonymous No.51096732]

>>51096693
But anon, this is 4channel.org

[Anonymous No.51096739]

>>51096468
+0.74%, another $2000 in my pocket

[Anonymous No.51096744]

>>51096429
>Fuck over Iraq ever since Saddam
>"Why do they hate us?"
Bullish for GUSH, I guess.

[Anonymous No.51096745]

>>51096429
>jews
you chose the words that would hurt me the most...

[Anonymous No.51096748]

>>51096716
I said the same thing when we broke 4,000 and I've been getting mercilessly heemed ever since

[Anonymous No.51096750]

only time will tell but this may age really poorly tomorrow especially with inventory wholesale data coming out tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51096754]

Now I am rewarded for going balls deep in garbage. The shitcos will raise like turds on a rising sea. I now understand what it means to be a pajeet.
You did buy some shitcos, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51096756]

I hope the Saudis throttle oil until paper dilution is impossible. I hope Russia does the same with Natgas. Tired of these Torah Tyrants.

[Anonymous No.51096757]

With a massive exponential debt and trillion+ deficit we are still willy nilly handing out 10k to random carve outs

Ray Dalio must know all the western elites and that's why he did a whole book that should have been titled end of america. It's going to be endless retarded policy. 10 yr should be 5% with how recklessly spending is

[Anonymous No.51096766]

>>51096726
i don't have any short term bets on it but it wouldn't surprise me in the least

[Anonymous No.51096770]

>>51096660
I'm in the process of making an adventure RPG with dating sim and survival mechanical fore the sole purpose of not acknowledging globohomo ideas in any way. All women will act as women, marriage will be allowed only between characters of the opposite sex, and society will function with clearly defined gender roles that the inhabitants happily follow. I will release it and pretend that I have no idea that this is going to piss off trannies, and I will laugh at their impotent rage.

[Anonymous No.51096779]

>>51096757
Hasn't the deficit been reduced?

[Anonymous No.51096780]

>>51096739
It's not in yo pocket til you close it out. It's in mine

[Anonymous No.51096782]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0

[Anonymous No.51096783]

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/25/business/economy/us-gdp-gdi.html
Government data shows that gross domestic income rose in the first two quarters, a counterpoint to a decline in G.D.P. The divergence is a mystery.

>production down
>income up
>were all rich guys!
>even though we make less stuff we somehow have more money!
strong weimar vibes here friends

[Anonymous No.51096790]

>>51096770
based

[Anonymous No.51096795]

>>51096614
You should have bought X and CLF when you started to see higher prices, bud.

[Anonymous No.51096794]

test post

[Anonymous No.51096806]

What's the play tomorrow, lads?

[Anonymous No.51096807]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51096808]

I would like to take a moment to pay my respects to UVXY anon who is no longer among us

[Anonymous No.51096811]

>>51096783
>Get 3.5% raise with 8% inflation
We did it goys! I mean guys!

[Anonymous No.51096815]

>>51096783
>begin hyperinflation
>gross income is up
>it's a mystery
hurr durr durr hurr

[Anonymous No.51096818]

I know this is the wrong board to ask, but why did we pump today? Just woke up a bit ago

[Anonymous No.51096824]

>>51096783
>recession is canceled, chuds!
>BIden fixed the previous administration's errors, just like he promised!

[Anonymous No.51096828]

>>51096807
shorting this pump... WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.51096832]

>>51096699
Because in their minds it's one of the few things easier than life as a white woman.

[Anonymous No.51096837]

>>51096783
>strong weimar vibes here friends
yes i recall the paper mark in weimar absolutely crushing all other currencies

[Anonymous No.51096846]

>>51096779
Of course because the IRS with a billion more employees will shake down more random dollars out of small businesses and Uber drivers. Same with student debt forgiveness which incentivizes massive debt accumulation now. The student debt will become a bigger problem now and get moved to the gov balance sheet

USA is going full debt maxing right now as boomers are about to die.

[Anonymous No.51096855]

You're loading some shorts tomorrow,right?

[Anonymous No.51096859]

>>51096528
i was the one who sold the naked spy call this morning to buy some rotisserie chicken (it was delicious). the market moved against me and i am currently down $60 on the original position. i sold another call at market close. God willing, i will recover.

[Anonymous No.51096863]

>>51096807
an announcement of an announcement.

what could a "strategic update" even mean?

[Anonymous No.51096866]

>>51096181
>>51094832
The "retards" are only legitimate if their plan is live without waging or at least only wage part time (clear renbts/debnts), or kill themselves upon failure. Boglehead shit only works if you were born rich or don't intend to stop slaving away for 50 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.51096868]

>>51096855
no I sold

[Anonymous No.51096873]

I think I'm gonna buy like 10,000 worth of gold with credit cards and bury it somewhere then go hike the Appalachian trail. If my math is right it's infinite returns because I'll just do like the government and forgive my own debt by just not paying it

[Anonymous No.51096878]

>>51096818
NVDA missed earnings, dumped after hours, then got slurped big time at open. The rest of the market moved up in sympathy.
When algos trade trends they tend to reinforce the trend.

[Anonymous No.51096899]

>>51096873
have fun with your five coins, fren

[Anonymous No.51096916]

I'm going to get fucked I can just feel it
Ive been running a CC strat on penny stocks that nets me about 30% a year but relies on tickers retaining 50% of their value over 3mo
Hasnt backfired yet though

[Anonymous No.51096919]

>>51096688
SIGA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096922]

>>51096818
Sucker's rally fueled by the 10k gibs me dats.

[Anonymous No.51096935]

>>51096916
you will get exercised when they make decent gains and be forced to sell
not the end of the world, it's mostly a psychological hurdle

[Anonymous No.51096948]

>tfw missed like half of gigapump
I can only cope by thinking that I was just playing safe

[Anonymous No.51096965]

>>51096468
>-5.95% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.51096966]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51096969]

>>51096948
>tfw i forgot to save today's poop to munch on
well at least i can still poop tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51097003]

>>51096808
I tried to tell him.

[Anonymous No.51097004]

>>51095978
Generally python via jupyter notebook is what finance bonafides or smart autists use for backtesting

[Anonymous No.51097006]

LMFAO at Meet Kevin getting arrested for DUI in Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJMBGOV35w

[Anonymous No.51097013]

>>51096859
what's the gain from?

[Anonymous No.51097018]

>>51096818
insider trading before close or just retardation

[Anonymous No.51097021]

>>51096878
So was trading at $190 on 8/7 before the guide down. Then at $170 post guide down. Rallies back up to $190 pre earnings bcuz muh algo buyers slurping dips, has shit earnings and somewhat shit forward guidance, and all of a sudden it's decided that $170 is a great buy point again? Based on what? Don't talk about muh data center growth replacing crypto craze demand

[Anonymous No.51097022]

>>51096726
CME still pricing in 75

[Anonymous No.51097028]

>>51096688
SIGA
STNG
TNK
REGN
ZM
GUSH
LYV

I've made 8k into 40k thanks to /smg/, there are some legitimately smart dudes amongst the sea of poopoopeepee

[Anonymous No.51097030]

>>51096468
>2.86%
Up biggly

[Anonymous No.51097040]

Boy, I hope Amazon's Lord of the Rings show doesn't bring the price up any higher than it is.

[Anonymous No.51097044]

>>51097006
This retard has literally shilled so many shitco's over the past year that his comeuppance on stocks will be far worse than anything he faces on this DUI
Also lmao the way rich white people talk with cops is just insane to me.

[Anonymous No.51097052]

>>51096878
Exactly what I said it would do yesterday.
I put in buy orders for SOXL at 16.5, 16, and 15.5, but none of them hit.

[Anonymous No.51097061]

>>51096837
The mark wasn't a reserve currency. Only reason dollar's up is because everyone else is down. In real terms we are also inflated. Fiatpocalypse.

[Anonymous No.51097064]

>>51097021
There were a lot of puts so the jews pumped it. They will dump it next week and run some irrelevant news headline about concrete prices in China or some shit being the reason.

[Anonymous No.51097069]

>>51096846
I was being facetious because he brought it up in his last talk. As for the debt "forgiveness" i agree. Not only the quantitative side of it is adding up to the problem but it sends a message to the average american to debtmaxx. As if they haven't been doing it already with inflation. I'm still not buying puts.

[Anonymous No.51097078]

>>51096935
Thats the idea
Im more worried about bag holding shares that only have about 25% of their cost basis covered by the first round od premium

[Anonymous No.51097083]

Dead serious question: Can any of you guys recommend any drugs or other substances to help stay calm and rational while trading? Like something I can go to the doctor and say "I have le depression" and they'll prescribe it without much fuss.

[Anonymous No.51097085]

>>51096688
SIGA
CLF
GME
BILI

[Anonymous No.51097090]

>>51096916
What ticker? Just curious. I've been doing something similar for over a year

[Anonymous No.51097092]

>>51097083
Green tea.

[Anonymous No.51097095]

>>51097083
Weed

[Anonymous No.51097112]

>>51097013
index funds

[Anonymous No.51097116]

>>51097083
Just start smoking pot. It's cheap, legal, and safe.
I smoke a bowl before tossing one out at night then go to bed. I get great sleep and am more relaxed the next day.

[Anonymous No.51097117]

>>51097044
Check out how one of his shills AFRM is doing AH. lol!

[Anonymous No.51097120]

So this rally has lasted 60-something days. Isn't that longer than anything during the Dotcom Bubble or Great Recession?

[Anonymous No.51097123]

so what happened to the KO divvy boomer? I haven't seen him in a while
Did his wife actually leave him?

[Anonymous No.51097132]

>>51097083
Idk, but definitely don't trade on xanax. I learned that the hard way

[Anonymous No.51097133]

>>51097083
Beta blockers are what all the rich business types and wimin use to be calm. Say you have anxiety at work and it's impacting your job or some shit. I'm pretty anti pharma jew altogether and think most of those pills are just designed to make you transition to female

[Anonymous No.51097134]

>>51097095
Actually nvm, you said rational not just calm

[Anonymous No.51097139]

>>51097092
>has caffeine
I don't think that will help
>>51097095
Weed makes you not just calm, but also kind of stupid. I'm hoping more for something the professionals use. Christ knows there is no way hedge fund employees etc are sober. I want to know what the aristocrats use.

[Anonymous No.51097148]

>>51097123
That was months ago, right? He's probably homeless and no longer has a computer to trade on

[Anonymous No.51097150]

>>51097133
Thanks! Will look into it.

[Anonymous No.51097163]

>>51097120
Yep, our state socialist government just completely stopped giving a shit at all if everyone can tell they're corrupt and that our market is fake.
They probably figure they can just harass you out of saying anything and deplatform anyone who notices.

[Anonymous No.51097165]

>>51097134
truth, weed is a double edge sword. it holds unruly power, but that power is truly unruly sometimes.

[Anonymous No.51097180]

>>51097163
I hope they do because I want the line to go up a lot.

[Anonymous No.51097188]

>>51097139
>Christ knows there is no way hedge fund employees etc are sober
Cocaine sir. Simple as. will change your brain wiring to be more accepting of risk.

[Anonymous No.51097189]

>>51097139
Nah, it's fine. Succumb to peer pressure.

[Anonymous No.51097193]

>>51097123
He's still here, but mostly posts in the evening. His wife didn't leave him, that was an impersonator. The time he said he was on crack was also an impersonator.

[Anonymous No.51097195]

>>51096168

Teslabros, how are we looking?

3-1 stock split went Live today and we're flirting with $300. I am feeling good about where this is going and plan to keep buying more shares.

[Anonymous No.51097208]

>>51097195
Okay, Elon.

[Anonymous No.51097211]

>>51097195
I'm loaded on TSLQ/TSLS

[Anonymous No.51097221]

>>51097195
>splitting is bullish
I've never understood this narrative.. if anything it just makes the puts more affordable and tesla is worth like $200 share tops that shit is gonna get heemed again. Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.51097229]

>>51097189
What substance in green tea makes it useful for staying calm?

[Anonymous No.51097240]

>>51097229
The green.

[Anonymous No.51097241]

Are they dumping SIGA just to trigger people's stop loss orders?

[Anonymous No.51097247]

>>51097221
>just makes the puts more affordable
vanna slingshot. look it up. it's a thing. heavy retail put buying = market goes up

[Anonymous No.51097248]

>>51097221
Makes it so hordes of broke (read: stupid) people can pile in and carry lots of bags. All of Wall St is funded by stupid people.

[Anonymous No.51097250]

>>51096352
>sold yesterday

[Anonymous No.51097256]

>>51097229
It's for fags. Same reason they like drinking warm piss. Reminds them of the first time they were groomed or whatever

[Anonymous No.51097265]

Any tomato flu stocks, sers?

[Anonymous No.51097266]

>>51097229
l-theanine

[Anonymous No.51097271]

>>51097221
>vanna slingshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veJRTWLNvoU

[Anonymous No.51097273]

>>51097241
If that's what they were doing, then they've lost control at this point.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51097276]

>>51097083
I wanna do some day trading on shrooms.

[Anonymous No.51097281]

>>51097248
All the retail fags are on robinhood buying 0.023789 shares of Amazon already

[Anonymous No.51097288]

PLTR GANG

[Anonymous No.51097304]

>>51097211
>TSLQ/TSLS
I still can't believe these are things now

[Anonymous No.51097313]

>>51097195
I hope it dumps, I dont want so much of Elons stinky bags in my etfs

[Anonymous No.51097314]

>>51097248

This, the stock also runs off pure memetic energy much like crypto now. What would actually cause it to crash and never recover?

Can anyone give a realistic bad ending when it's never happened before for this stock?

If you'd been a Tesla Maximalist for the last five years dumping 90% of your money in there you'd have made out like a bandit.

[Anonymous No.51097316]

>>51097195
Im not selling any TSLA for at least a decade. Dumping everything into PLTR

[Anonymous No.51097317]

You did buy the cotton dip, right Anon?

[Anonymous No.51097322]

>>51093789
My puts are worthless now

[Anonymous No.51097328]

>>51097276
It's hard to focus. Don't recommend. Lines look cool tho

[Anonymous No.51097329]

>>51096468
>>51097030

me 2.65% +

[Anonymous No.51097338]

I almost feel bad for bobo today. He did everything right, but then was blindsided by the announcement of one of the greatest stimulus packages in our history, tuition forgiveness, nationwide.

At least they can make up their losses very easily by being smart enough to go long here.

[Anonymous No.51097342]

>>51097276
That's hard to do with the screen all blurry and crazy looking.

[Anonymous No.51097343]

>>51097273
>they've lost control at this point
How do you figure? Most if not all of the institutional investors bought in months ago, like $9-12 range. I bet they're swooping in and buying up the retail shares

[Anonymous No.51097355]

>>51097083
stimulants amphetamines and adhd medication.

lsd would be nice too to get that inside info from 5th dimension gods

[Anonymous No.51097360]

.22% :(

[Anonymous No.51097373]

>>51097322
I think that's the most beautiful face i've seen my whole life

[Anonymous No.51097392]

>>51097338
Posts like these further cement the 'sucker's rally' sentiment
Retard-o

[Anonymous No.51097399]

Do green days like this improve my chances of finding a gf?

[Anonymous No.51097417]

I should have known you were all LARPing about still holding SIGA. I woke up expecting to see some major freakouts but you were all bullshitting the whole time.

[Anonymous No.51097418]

>>51097399
>Do green days like this improve my chances of finding a gf?
immensely

[Anonymous No.51097420]

>>51097343
Look nigger I sold spy puts today at a 50% realized loss. Sometimes you just lose and if you are smart you try to wipe some of the cum off your face and save some capital instead of diamond hands retard thesis to -90%. The media attention span cycle is very short and even if normies heard about faggot pox they already forgot and are out running up inflation to celebrate their free 10,000 biden gave them

[Anonymous No.51097429]

Bargain prices on Dell right now.
Bargain prices on Dell right now.
Bargain prices on Dell right now.
Bargain prices on Dell right now.
Bargain prices on Dell right now.

[Anonymous No.51097444]

>>51097399
no

[Anonymous No.51097446]

>>51097417
All the Siggers killed themselves or sold long ago

[Anonymous No.51097456]

I went up 5.3% today.
How did you guys do?

[Anonymous No.51097458]

>>51097373

[Anonymous No.51097467]

Her crocodile tears only make her hotter.
Is NOK still shilled here?

[Anonymous No.51097477]

>>51097417
i saw a dream a week or two ago how i had a big boil on my stomach and then it bursted. thats when i knew it was a bubble stock.

[Anonymous No.51097480]

>>51097456
What are ur positions?

[Anonymous No.51097482]

>>51097446
No, theres a couple still left writing multi-post essays about why siga will come back - pure cope mode.

[Anonymous No.51097500]

i remain a conservative investor

[Anonymous No.51097504]

>>51097477
Based and dream pilled

[Anonymous No.51097515]

>>51097429
Fuck, I wish I listened to myself earlier in the day >>51090402
I got no (You)s and missed on an easy short. (You)s based trading is fucking me up. Shorted SIGA instead for a $5 unrealized gain.

[Anonymous No.51097521]

>>51097446
*sold for a profit

[Anonymous No.51097545]

>>51096818
Somebody expects a pump tomorrow, either because they think Powell will say what they want or because it often pumps when he speaks anyway.

[Anonymous No.51097552]

>>51097480
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.51097581]

>>51097418
Sorry... this poster's trips win out: >>51097444

[Anonymous No.51097592]

>>51096770
Based and red pilled

[Anonymous No.51097607]

NEW
>>51096168
NEW
>>51096168

[Anonymous No.51097614]

>>51097607
Based retard

[Anonymous No.51097642]

>>51096770
>this is going to piss off trannies
They'll just try to get you banned off of Steam.

[Anonymous No.51097661]

>>51097642
Won't happen if you never reply or acknowledge them.

[Anonymous No.51097663]

>>51097480
UUUU, X, SOFI, CLF, SOXL, DOCN.

[Anonymous No.51097672]

>>51096624
Oil so flat, Biden's groping it and smelling its hair.

[Anonymous No.51097679]

Why do the media talks so much about powells speech tomorrow?
He's literally going to say some shit everybody knows already.

[Anonymous No.51097685]

Anons you can get rich now by shidding and farding.

[Anonymous No.51097687]

Looks like the two most popular VR devices are the Vive and Quest 2.
Vive is by HTC Corp (2498.TW) and Quest 2 is by META.
Not sure if either is particularly good

[Anonymous No.51097710]

>>51096688
Checked.

Bbby
Siga
Soxl
Labu
Rev
Sidu
Bgfv

[Anonymous No.51097711]

>>51097195
>3-1 stock split went Live today
>TLSA down 66% percent

[Anonymous No.51097723]

[Anonymous No.51097734]

>>51097581
f

[Anonymous No.51097739]

>>51097723
I don't think most people are recognizing what actually happened today. The biggest stimulus ever. This shit isn't going to stop.

[Anonymous No.51097741]

>>51097373
srs is getting pretty convincing

[Anonymous No.51097740]

>>51097429
>>51097515
Dell finna pull a Nvidia fr fr

[Anonymous No.51097745]

>>51097642
how do these people not realize they are the product.

[Anonymous No.51097759]

>>51097373
>I think that's the most beautiful face i've seen my whole life
>big 80s eyebrows
too manly and hairy. Disgusting. You must be a zoomer that likes mom jeans on women.

[Anonymous No.51097770]

>>51097745
>people

[Anonymous No.51097776]

>>51097745
They live in multiple fantasies.
Why bother connecting with your parents and family when you can unlock the Paleblood Moon in Yharnam?
Anyone buying TQQQ at these prices?

[Anonymous No.51097781]

>>51096770
c-can I play?

[Anonymous No.51097782]

>>51097663
Interesting choices

[Anonymous No.51097798]

>>51097739
No, we do, you fucking stupid bastard. Tell me how subsidizing stupid decisions is going to pump the market?
Most intelligent people with financial/stem degrees didn't even have to get loans to graduate, meanwhile every drop out/ art/humanities major loaded up on them and simultaneously posted about going to raves every week
Half these niggas didn't even get laid

[Anonymous No.51097807]

>>51097782
I was swing trading MDB but got priced out.

[Anonymous No.51097809]

>>51097373
there are 3 Quadro 8000 RTX cards working overtime on those filters. he's really a 64 year old tibetan dude.

[Anonymous No.51097810]

>>51096688
SIGA
SIDU
ASAN

[Anonymous No.51097813]

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.51097818]

>>51097759
browlet detected

[Anonymous No.51097832]

>>51097798
>Tell me how subsidizing stupid decisions is going to pump the market?
Worked for 2020-2021. I'm not saying it all won't blow up one day. This just isn't it.

[Anonymous No.51097833]

>>51097317
I'm all in on physical palladium.

[Anonymous No.51097838]

>>51097642
I'm two steps ahead of those trannies. I'm going to release it anonymously for free and I'm not even going through steam. They can try to shut me down, I'll just re-upload it again. It's not about the money or recognition for me. I'm on the war path.

[Anonymous No.51097840]

>>51097818
>I love hairy women with man eyebrows
fag

[Anonymous No.51097863]

>Warner Bros collapses in under a week
They could have just kept doing HBO's Rome for infinite seasons and gone to the bank every single time.

[Anonymous No.51097868]

GARBAGE DON HERE. I sold all my gaysex positions for a net profit of 10k. Not the 30k I was at, but still profit. So /smg/ WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY?

[Anonymous No.51097882]

>>51097759
>>51097809
>>51097759
>>51097458

touch sex and have grass or whatever

[Anonymous No.51097889]

New

>>51097885
>>51097885

[Anonymous No.51097896]

>>51097868
BBBY, all in, one thousand shares.

[Anonymous No.51097901]

>>51097679
it will give dark brandon a good excuse to artificially pump the markets even further after nothing new is said

[Anonymous No.51097906]

>>51097863
>Dozens of seasons
>As they reach the 400s, surprise renewal confirms they'll continue in Byzantium

[Anonymous No.51097922]

holy fuck im gonna be so rich

[Anonymous No.51097926]

>>51097759
Literal seething faggot

[Anonymous No.51097930]

>>51097840
tell me anon, how long have you been a homosexual

[Anonymous No.51097939]

>>51097139
Herbal tea without caffeine then. Not that green tea has any meaningful amount of it.

>>51097467
I haven't noticed shilling, and I got out when the March rally ended. I'm going to wait until Europe stops fucking itself to death and then buy back in, which could be a while.

[Anonymous No.51097962]

>>51097922
congrats bro!

[Anonymous No.51097970]

>>51096201
Yeah, You Poo Shit

[Anonymous No.51098021]

>>51097813
Set a buy on SNOW for 162.25 and wait.

[Anonymous No.51098048]

>>51097813
There are buys on MDB at 297.50 and 325 as well.
You could also consider buying the dip on SPLK and ESTC.

[Jealous No.51098060]

Is this one fucked up?

[Anonymous No.51098107]

>>51097467
Sanna Marin will listen. She will learn. kek

[Anonymous No.51098606]

>>51097417
I'm still holding like a retard but I don't have that many shares so it's not a huge deal

[Anonymous No.51098683]

>>51096353
RobinHood it is an option trading. be careful it's really dangerous thing. you can easily lose your money faster than trading stocks

[Anonymous No.51098729]

>>51097417
I have some calls for September that I'll hold till expiration, but nothing significant

[Anonymous No.51098844]

>>51097810
ASAN looks like dead money, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.51098892]

>>51097818
>>51097930
A man of culture, and a scholar.

[Anonymous No.51098960]

>>51097083
L theanine, thank me later

[Anonymous No.51098993]

I'll advise you to diversify and not stack all on one project. But in whichever projects you choose, ensure Syscon is present. It doubled its mcap in just a few days and is still looking fit to do a lot more doubles once the bull emerges.

[Anonymous No.51099017]

>>51097818
I just came

[Anonymous No.51099178]

built to most secure,reliable and fastest,Attended to solved trilemma issue Growing partnership and expansion of integration to all ecosystems is already underway,their really hidden gems

[Anonymous No.51099210]

Wait for it, almost there.

[Anonymous No.51099442]

>>51097838
Based

[Anonymous No.51099461]

>>51099210
What is?

[Anonymous No.51100939]

>>51097467
Good, Sanna. Now say, i'm a naughty girl and I need a spanking.