/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51094465]

Gap edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51092599

[Anonymous No.51094484]

my bear pants are going to be so pooped by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.51094498]

I only got this in at the last moment in the last thread, so for everyone else:
Here is your MidDay Market News. Slightly late today Edition:
>JPow to Speak tomorrow. Probably won't say anything new
>Peloton revenue drops 30% YOY
>Institutional Funds are selling their Office Building properties and holdings
>Funds selling more Bonds, becoming more optimistic about the economy
>The average 30 year fixed Mortgage rate is 5.5%. Almost double what it was last year
>Amazon to close US TeleHealth business
>US GDP shrinks only 0.6% in 2nd Quarter, much less than predicted. Jobless claims date better than predicted as well
>Hyundai mad at Washington over loss of electric vehicle subsidies
>The U.S. and China are nearing an agreement that would allow American accounting regulators to travel to Hong Kong to inspect the audit records of Chinese companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange
>Texas accuses Blackrock of energy company boycott in ESG Crackdown
>Hedge funds build their biggest bet against the Italian economy since 2008
>European Central Bank is very worried that as the Euro continues to get weaker compared to the US Dollar, that inflation will soar.
And that's been the news. Hope your lunch was great today, and if you are on the West Coast, hope you have a great lunch.

[Anonymous No.51094502]

BRO DONT BUY OPTIONS JUST SHARES
ITS TOTALLY NOT A PUMP AND DUMP
DONT BUY OPTIONS AND PROFIT OFF THE VOLATILTIY, JUST BUY SHARES

[Anonymous No.51094507]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.51094511]

So far down 1k bobros.
Not bad right considering markets going to crash Friday

[Anonymous No.51094515]

SIGA is going to 0

[Anonymous No.51094524]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51094533]

Everyone say thank you do Joe Biden and his tuition forgiveness plan for today's rally.

[Anonymous No.51094535]

How much did you lose today?

[Anonymous No.51094540]

>>51094515
Check the noode lines.

[Anonymous No.51094543]

I'm going all in on SOXS
surely I can't lose money on it this time

[Anonymous No.51094558]

I have good entry on my vol position so I don't know what everyone else is crying about.

[Anonymous No.51094565]

What are the odds JPow announces a 100bps hike tomorrow? My tummy is rumbling, this may be the beginning of the end my frens

[Anonymous No.51094575]

>>51094502
GREAT THINKING ANON!
I CAN'T EVEN GET THE OVERALL DIRECTION RIGHT, SO I'LL JUST START MAKING LEVERAGED BETS ON VOLATILITY INSTEAD!!

[Anonymous No.51094579]

who the fuck is jackson and why is his hole so important?

[Anonymous No.51094582]

>>51094535
>buying exercise bike companies that doesn't make exercise bikes.

[Anonymous No.51094586]

sweep the leg johnny
>NVDA

[Anonymous No.51094590]

>>51094465
Thread not needed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51094591]

>>51094565
Tomorrow is Friday the 26th. It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one. I'm thinking it ends tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51094595]

>>51094565
why do you think we are pumping today? obviously he will be dovish. smart money knows. the hidden tigers have gone back to sleep. the forest is no longer dark nor is it stinky. it's completely over for the bears.

[Anonymous No.51094597]

>>51094535
+13$ atm

[Anonymous No.51094600]

Alright ya nerds. I bought 7500 shares of DPLS.
>This is me telling today
>you cannot complain next thread how I am not telling you about this

[Anonymous No.51094611]

>>51094565
make it 125bps

[Anonymous No.51094615]

SQQQ today or tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51094618]

rate hike will only be 50

[Anonymous No.51094620]

>>51094575
It was obviously a pump and dump so buying calls was the right thing to do.

[Anonymous No.51094622]

>>51094579
it's quite spicy for the size of jackson's bunghole

[Anonymous No.51094629]

>>51094565
no hijes are announced tomorrow dipshit, Powell is giving a speech and they're looking to it for clues on September, 50 or 75 bps. You want to look for calendar of FOMC.

[Anonymous No.51094635]

[Anonymous No.51094640]

>>51094535
Up $210 so far.

[Anonymous No.51094642]

>>51094615
I trimmed shares today

[Anonymous No.51094643]

>TLT up
>Vix down
>Market up
Is this right?

Is TLT lying?

[Anonymous No.51094651]

>>51094611
>>51094591

[Anonymous No.51094652]

>>51094635
top signal

[Anonymous No.51094653]

>>51094591
>2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one

[Anonymous No.51094655]

>>51094611

make it 200

[Anonymous No.51094657]

>>51094591
finally the jew insider gives some useful insight.

[Anonymous No.51094659]

>>51094579
isn't that where Buffet lives?

[Anonymous No.51094663]

>>51094535
>that artistically perfect Bart on PTON

[Anonymous No.51094664]

Man I'd be making so much money today if I weren't getting fucked by SIGA

[Anonymous No.51094667]

Thoughts on indoor, aeroponic farms?

[Anonymous No.51094669]

How many of you bet against eternal bullish exuberance? How many of you bet against NVDA? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.51094679]

>>51094643
retard

[Anonymous No.51094681]

>>51094652
I just need a margin agreement to sell short. Gonna research upcoming fda approvals

[Anonymous No.51094683]

>>51094643
Market lying.
I wonder how much of it is Tesla stock splitting circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.51094695]

>>51094620
YEAH WHY JUST BUY AND SELL SHARES WHEN I COULD BE USING LEVERAGE AND PAYING EXTRINSIC PREMIUMS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THIS THREAD TOTALLY DOESN'T EXIST JUST TO HELP GLOWIES SELL OPTIONS TO RETARDS AT ALL!

[Anonymous No.51094705]

I just went all in on Garbage Don's stock

[Anonymous No.51094706]

>>51094669
bought a 150p for 45.
It was a lotto

[Anonymous No.51094713]

>>51094669
Once the stock went from $164 to $178 in an hour I took profit to wait for a better reentry and scalp a few extra shares. I got out at $177.77 the algos were talking to me

[Anonymous No.51094733]

>>51094591
>It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one

[Anonymous No.51094747]

>>51094695
YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST BUY SHARES BECAUSE THAT WILL DIRECTLY AFFECT THE VALUE OF MY DOGS JUST BUY SHARES DO NOT BUY CALLS I REPEAT APES BUY AND HOLD

[Anonymous No.51094765]

I bought a new video editing software on steam today. Hope it will increase the production value if my updates. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.51094769]

>>51094747
WOW NOW YOU LOOK LIKE EVEN MORE OF A SHILLING ASSHOLE CONGRATS

[Anonymous No.51094776]

>>51094591
>Tomorrow is Friday the 26th. It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one. I'm thinking it ends tomorrow.

tomorrow is my birthday

[Anonymous No.51094788]

>>51094498
thank you for the news anon. You deserve more (You)s

[Anonymous No.51094804]

>>51094565
Gonna be 75.

[Anonymous No.51094806]

I capitulated on SIGA. Please at least thank me when the price rebounds.

[Anonymous No.51094810]

Losing more money....

[Anonymous No.51094821]

bullshit ass market

[Anonymous No.51094822]

>>51094806
Just slurped, thank you for your shares.

[Anonymous No.51094825]

>>51094804
>>51094565
Throw a cheeky 50 at them

[Anonymous No.51094826]

>>51094765
What did you buy? Shotcut is free (though has a rough learning curve)

[Anonymous No.51094832]

>be boglehead
>only ever buy index funds
>planning to live off the dividends
>meanwhile retards are gambling their life savings away on meme stocks and options

[Anonymous No.51094833]

Ok I'm gonna need oil to pick a fucking direction and stick to it.

[Anonymous No.51094835]

>>51094498
Thanks for the QRD, really appreciate it (unironically). I have my final exams this week, so i don’t have a lot of time to spend with my smg bros :(

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51094836]

>>51094776
Well at least everybody is going to remember your birthday after tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51094838]

lol 420 smoke weed bro stocks on fire

[Anonymous No.51094839]

>>51094776
happy birfday kid, in case I'm not here tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51094848]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51094851]

>>51094822
Hilarious anon. Everyone loves having a bunch of glowing dickheads here to bully people with unfunny memes that aren't even reddit-tier so much. It just wouldn't be the same without all of your clever one-liners.

[Anonymous No.51094856]

>>51094833
Do you want to get involved in a fight between your people and the other sand people? Ballsy

[Anonymous No.51094869]

>>51094826
Movavi video editor plus 2020. I had it on my wish list for years but I'm a Jew so I'll never buy anything unless it's heavily discounted. It was marked down 90 % today so I had to. It's definitely for beginners but anything is better than windows video editor

[Anonymous No.51094885]

>>51094667
long aeroponies

[Anonymous No.51094889]

>>51094869
Nice, though I haven't heard of it. You also could have just reached out to me, I'm the guy who makes the webms

[Anonymous No.51094891]

>EVERYONE WHO TALKS BAD ABOUT SIGA OR TELLS PEOPLE TO TAKE PROFITS IS A GLOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51094905]

>>51094776
tomorrow is my uncles birthday

[Anonymous No.51094906]

>>51094848
just bought 40 more

[Anonymous No.51094918]

>the market starts to move, and exactly the right amount of volume moves in to freeze the price in place while cumulative delta goes apeshit
Cool
Very cool and real society from our totally legitimately non-communist government that isn't exactly like China except willing to fucking lie all day.

[Anonymous No.51094925]

>>51094891
this is my first time investing in siga and i feel and look fabulous.

[Anonymous No.51094931]

why exactly does elon want us to have more kids?

[Anonymous No.51094936]

>>51094906
>>51094848
Thinking about buying some SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51094941]

Keep talking shit mumu and we might take all ur gains

[Anonymous No.51094945]

>>51094889
At won't point I majored in digital media in college, we used avid so I'm not completely retarded on the subject, but I definitely wanted to add more to the videos. That of course being it is well received. Over the years I have realized /smg/ does not like change. I believe that to be a side effect of autism.

[Anonymous No.51094956]

>>51094931
Newer teslas have a range extender that runs on organic material...dont think about.

[Anonymous No.51094958]

>>51094643

>VIX

VIX is retesting the support level it broke through last week. VIX is gamed a lot but it is what will move markets here. Bounce or breakdown will almost certainly not happen during market hours in order to fuck retail.

>TLT

Bond bulls are the dumbest motherfuckers in the market, even dumber than retail stock traders. Never saw inflation coming from printing, still refuse to admit they were wrong, keep doubling down and trying to buy the dip of bonds after 40 year yield trend lines are failing left and right. Too stupid to live.

[Anonymous No.51094960]

>>51094788
>>51094835
My pleasure, Anons! It is always good to stay up to date

[Anonymous No.51094966]

can aeva go to 100

https://www.greencarcongress.com/2022/03/20220313-aeva.html

[Anonymous No.51094970]

Just fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.51095005]

Yes I bought $10,000 worth of YINN yesterday. Why yes, I am a genius. Never underestimate the Chinaman

[Anonymous No.51095015]

It would be a red day by now if our faggot government would stop trying to accomplish everything via scam.

[Anonymous No.51095018]

>>51094498

[Anonymous No.51095031]

>>51094966

100 would probably make me jizz myself

[Anonymous No.51095036]

>Cheats in order to win
>Continues to cheat in order to self-preserve
Big surprise!

[Anonymous No.51095038]

>>51094958
>Bond bulls are the dumbest motherfuckers in the market, even dumber than retail stock traders. Never saw inflation coming from printing, still refuse to admit they were wrong, keep doubling down and trying to buy the dip of bonds after 40 year yield trend lines are failing left and right. Too stupid to live.
Downside is not so big. How high do you think the 10 yr will go? 3.5 EOY Maybe 4 next year? Buying bonds here is not such a stupid idea. Obviously not go all in but you're getting a good deal right now. But I'm short bonds myself waiting for QT >>51094970 not sure what to do. Want to buy more but don't want to average up here

[Anonymous No.51095043]

any opinion on MOS?

[Anonymous No.51095054]

>>51095015
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.51095063]

Where are some spreads I can run that have a high success rate and can be run weekly?
Also, how can I get access to warrants?

[Anonymous No.51095084]

>>51095054
I mean that with all the selling today, the market would be below close, but instead we have a state socialist faggot regime blatantly manipulating the stock market so they can scam their way through midterms.
Everything they do is a fucking scam. They can never just have reasonable ideas and be correct because that wouldn't justify a bunch of faggots forming their own caste to replace traditional citizenship.

[Anonymous No.51095095]

almost time to pick up some tesla computers

[Anonymous No.51095098]

>>51095036
THE CHEAT!?

[Anonymous No.51095103]

>>51095084
>*below open

[Anonymous No.51095123]

>>51095098
lol it's joe biden!

[Anonymous No.51095126]

>>51095038

Not saying it's necessarily a bad trade. Obv at some point it's yields down price up, sure as the sun will rise.

Issue is using daily TLT moves as predictive on the premise the bond bulls "know something", when every indication is that they know much less about inflation than everyone else. I do not trust their timing of events or their predictions about magnitude of moves at all.

[Anonymous No.51095133]

why is PINS up 11% today?

[Anonymous No.51095137]

>NVDA

[Anonymous No.51095143]

>>51094776
My birthday is Saturday

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51095155]

>>51095123
You mean Joe Biden is actually Home Star Runner?

[Anonymous No.51095168]

where have all the nvda pundits gone
i google nvda and all i get is doom and gloom articles from yesterday and then... nothing
suddenly they don't have anything to say

[Anonymous No.51095189]

>>51095168
Can't explain the low volume rip after missing earnings

[Anonymous No.51095197]

>>51095168
You don't expect people to actually review their own retarded lies to figure out how to stop telling them, do you anon? In this day and age? That would be political and social suicide!

[Anonymous No.51095198]

I'm about to buy 20 shares of TSLA. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51095199]

>>51095168
because nobody has any idea why the price action is doing what it is
>EPS cut by 70% in 1 qtr
>stable through earnings

[Anonymous No.51095201]

>>51095126
>>51095126
>I do not trust their timing of events or their predictions about magnitude of moves at all.
It's distorted right now but usually it's a good signal for sentiment, no?

[Anonymous No.51095213]

>>51094958
>he doesn't use plummeting bonds as an opportunity to tax-loss-harvest as an ultimate fuck-you to the IRS every year

[Anonymous No.51095222]

>>51095168
All the cool kids are in AMD.

[Anonymous No.51095225]

Oh God I'm hungry, I have to keep fighting.

[Anonymous No.51095233]

>>51095197
I think I'm gonna invest all my money in the JOET ETF

[Anonymous No.51095240]

>>51095199
bull thesis: things are getting better. line goes up.
bear thesis: words words words words words words words *line goes up* ACK

[Anonymous No.51095244]

>>51095168
everyone was pretending that the GPU craze wasn't being pushed by crypto

[Anonymous No.51095301]

>>51095198
I think you might be a faggot. Sorry bud.

[Anonymous No.51095319]

>>51095043
IPI, MOS, CF, and UAN are the usual fertilizer names bandied around. Rising nat gas, Russian/Belarus blockading, Trudeau's WEF fuckery, and farmers literally not being able to afford any/letting fields remain fallow are the big factors in that market last I'd heard.

[Anonymous No.51095321]

>>51095240
One of the people on the Goldman Sachs earnings call a couple weeks ago openly asked why the market only went up despite nonstop bad news. Even rich dudes are openly calling bullshit on this market.

[Anonymous No.51095353]

>>51095233
This will get you absolutely nowhere you want to be. I 100% promise you.

[Anonymous No.51095362]

>>51094833
Well then go and make sure the Iran deal happens. Or sabotage it, if you're Jewish.

[Anonymous No.51095387]

I bought more ARKG.

[Anonymous No.51095398]

>>51095362
I don't take orders from goyim

[Anonymous No.51095423]

>>51095398
I'm not ordering you one way or the other, but one path certainly leads to lower oil prices and Israel turning into radioactive ash.

[Anonymous No.51095438]

>>51095353
I like his hair that accentuates his irregular head shape. Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.51095440]

why should I buy broad market etf's instead of index funds?

[Anonymous No.51095446]

That's neat how as the day progresses, suddenly you're not a bunch of smug geniuses anymore.
Is it possible that you were just clueless, worthless faggots the whole time!?

[Anonymous No.51095450]

SIGA bros I don't think I can take much more

[Anonymous No.51095452]

>>51095225
Rocker do you want to do a tech startup with me? I can do all of the product-design/coding/engineering, but I need a business/finance/sales/marketing person

[Anonymous No.51095453]

just sell it now

[Anonymous No.51095454]

>>51095201

Sentiment, by definition yes, outcomes, not really no. Bond market has major normalcy bias and frequently gets inflation wrong.

They were shocked by bonds down stocks down because they didn't look back far enough to see how the stocks/bonds correlation works over 4% inflation, and they were shocked by inflation because they apparently didn't bother looking at M2 prints in 2020.

They're now all predicting a mega recession because the Fed "has to crush inflation" without thinking through the second-order consequence of that is necessarily fiscal austerity. So they're going to be totally shocked yet again when we either pivot and stagflate or when the mega recession they want causes mega printing (because it turns out austerity isn't gonna fly).

[Anonymous No.51095473]

>>51095438
>Lol, lmao even
Uh oh he's bringing on the ~personality~ now.
I take it all back anon; you're not a boring faggot who sucks dick at writing after all.

[Anonymous No.51095475]

>>51095440
Why shouldn't you just buy the top 10 holdings? Which are all pretty much the same for all index and market etfs

[Anonymous No.51095477]

>>51095240
reality: we're in the summer of 1929

[Anonymous No.51095476]

>>51095446
Can my NVDA card run this game? For bobos only

[Anonymous No.51095478]

>>51095446
Personally, no. I'm sitting and waiting for you to stop sperging out m8. Seriously, go out for a walk, go to the gym, whatever.

[Anonymous No.51095483]

china mad

[Anonymous No.51095487]

>>51095452
I would be interested in hearing you out. No promises though. What product are you looking to create?

[Anonymous No.51095491]

>>51095478
Well, I hate to sound like a broken record on this one, but GRAB A SNICKERS BITCH.

[Anonymous No.51095492]

>>51094524
>AEVA
does anyone know anything about this company? are we bullish on this?

>>51095143
happy belated birthday fren
>>51094839
thanks buddy

[Anonymous No.51095495]

>>51095487
It's specialized software for doing certain kinds of live music performances. I don't want to get into it here

[Anonymous No.51095501]

>>51095450
Make or break point right here, this is bottom of the range it has been in since may

[Anonymous No.51095505]

FED IS RAISING RATES AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51095518]

>>51095483
China's internal affairs right now are a collapsing real estate market that even its state-controlled lenders don't want to take on because developers have absolutely no more collateral. I don't see how some boomers on a plane affect that.

[Anonymous No.51095520]

I don't cave to your faggot shilling, so then you start trying to threaten me.
You're going to have to threaten me from a lot closer to get any reaction.
Like you're going to need to come stand right next to me, and threaten me, and *then* you'll get what you're asking for.

[Anonymous No.51095521]

>>51095477
hoooo boy here comes mr. bobo again the funny village retard who pisses his pants every green day. what is it this time bobo? nuclear war? dollar imploding? famine? europe freezing? we are DONE with your fud bobo. we literally don't care about your schizo ramblings. everything is fine, inflation is just a lil too high and gdp a lil too low and that will equalize on its own soon enough. the fed knows they don't have to do anything which is why jpow will be dovish tomorrow and we will pump all the way back to 430, then to ATHs by the end of the month. get fucked you grinch

[Anonymous No.51095523]

>>51094595
>he fell for it

[Anonymous No.51095527]

>>51095495
Damn that sounds pretty intense. I can understand you not wanting to get into it here. Have you talked to scoopsies about this at all? His crippling autism could probably do wonders in the coding department.

[Anonymous No.51095528]

>>51095492
Looks like trash to me

[Anonymous No.51095529]

>>51095244
video cards have been hard to find for a very long time now. It's purely supply chain.

[Anonymous No.51095536]

>>51095450
Did the gays put a hold on buttfucking?

[Anonymous No.51095539]

Is 12% a good rate on a loan?

[Anonymous No.51095543]

We told you retards to sell SIGA days ago

[Anonymous No.51095544]

>>51095199
share buyback?

[Anonymous No.51095548]

>>51095543
Now it's time to buy

[Anonymous No.51095554]

>>51095527
I mentioned it to him, but scoopsies refuses to leave the big tech world... he likes having a guaranteed salary and stock grants. He won't take any risks in life (other than banging prostitutes)

[Anonymous No.51095557]

>>51095491
Sounds like you should grab one m8. You've been at it since premarket. Again find a way to relax before you end up having a stroke or heart attack.

[Anonymous No.51095558]

>>51095492
Well, it's being shilled with no data or context. Based on my extensive /smg/ experience, that means that it's either going to 3x or .25x within a 5-minute period in the next week or so.

95% chance of getting rekt, 5% chance of escaping wageslavery.

[Anonymous No.51095560]

>>51095529
>It's purely supply chain
Only when scalping is an actively encouraged secondary business model. Should be interesting to see what happens with the total Jewification of crypto

[Anonymous No.51095565]

Fuck in glad I sold SIGA 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.51095581]

>>51095557
If you keep threatening me, I'm going to do something about it.

[Anonymous No.51095584]

>>51095520
You ok bot? Who you talking to??

[Anonymous No.51095586]

>>51095222
>napoleon vs Jewish bankers burns Europe to the ground
>jews cause ww1
>treaty of Versailles Jewish bankers kike shit
>creates great depression, bank runs, hyper inflation when they just "print the debt away"
>causes ww2
>Jewish bankers flee to America
>hyperinflation debt and usury leeching continues
>you are here

It's all so tiresome that every horrible thing always goes back to jews, French, communists or some combination of Jewish commies, French jews, French commies etc

[Anonymous No.51095593]

>>51095554
Typical scoopsies. That twink never takes any risks. I'll have a word with him don't worry.

[Anonymous No.51095613]

It's all fun and games until it's YOUR retarded market thesis that fails, and then suddenly it's time to start pulling our real names and telling people they should take a break if they know what's good for them.

FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY DICK
FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.51095626]

>>51095613
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.51095629]

>>51095539

[Anonymous No.51095632]

>>51095528
>>51095558
the chart looks like its on the low end of its range and is oversold on the RSI for 1h, 2h, 3h, and 4hr charts. just looks interesting

>Aeva Technologies, Inc. develops sensing paradigm for autonomous vehicles and robotics. The firm offers drones, robotics, vehicle technology, and virtual and augmented reality products. The company was founded by Soroush Salehian Dardashti and Mina Rezk in 2017 and is headquartered in Mountain View, CA.

[Anonymous No.51095633]

>>51095613
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MUH MARKET THEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51095638]

>>51095613
We like to have fun here sometimes. Also shitposting is pretty cathartic when your portfolio is red. And that was not a threat btw

[Anonymous No.51095646]

>>51095626
Say it a little louder, you vindictive cunt. You disher-no-taker faggot fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.51095652]

aaa putin save me

[Anonymous No.51095657]

>>51095613
>thesis
I exclusively invest in companies with funny tickers

[Anonymous No.51095672]

>>51095554
Also another smart move would be to get a product still in the concept stage, and then try and go public. We could shill it to reddit and pump it up like Nikola. Have a couple of trash product demos, the exit scam reddit and take all the money.

[Anonymous No.51095674]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0
(The lyrics say, "you're not shit without your badge," but that is in accurate. You are, in fact, shit with or without your faggot pass.)

[Anonymous No.51095675]

>>51095613
awww poor bobo

[Anonymous No.51095686]

>>51095632
Uhmm sweetie what's their ESG score and are they carbon neutral? What are they doing to help bipoc. I'm sorry if JPOW and Blackrock aren't pumping them today they are probably nazis

[Anonymous No.51095687]

I told you NVDA would recover.
Get fucked, bobo.
Did you screencap me?

[Anonymous No.51095689]

>act like a gigantic faggot with a trip on basically painting a giant red dildo target on you at all times
>suddenly someone is tired of your shit and persuades you to stop
>comes here to bitch and be butt hurt about it

lmao

[Anonymous No.51095691]

>>51095675
Another scathing zinger from the writer's guild. Do you eat with that forked tongue anon?

[Anonymous No.51095694]

>>51095672
Is anyone still doing SPACs?

[Anonymous No.51095708]

$VIST bros what the fuck :)

[Anonymous No.51095711]

>>51095689
Yeah typical glowie shit for sure. They should all just go to their real favorite website reddit instead.

[Anonymous No.51095716]

>>51095613
>>51095646
>>51095674
>>51095691
Why is this glowie such a sperg?

[Anonymous No.51095717]

>>51095213
Hmm interesting, do you think this is a wide spread strat?

[Anonymous No.51095724]

HDSN ladies, comfy

[Anonymous No.51095728]

>>51095632
Ya I don't give a fuck what the company says they develop, look at their absolute garbage financials. Like I said trash

[Anonymous No.51095729]

this is some powerful crabbing

[Anonymous No.51095732]

>>51095691
>blames others for his own choices
you deserve this

[Anonymous No.51095739]

If I didn't know better I would say it's you bullying ass faggots who are getting buttblasted at this point!
Maybe you shouldn't go around being the hugest twats imaginable if you don't want people who are funnier than you to roast you all day.

[Anonymous No.51095740]

>>51095694
Sure, rumble is still in the SPAC stage, and that shit will go crazy once it goes live. At least for a short while.

[Anonymous No.51095758]

>one guy
>a whole gaggle of powertripping faggots with security clearances and modships
Who is supposed to be bullying whom again, you ridiculous pussies? Are you all going to cry?

[Anonymous No.51095761]

>putin says he will start full mobilization in september

[Anonymous No.51095768]

>>51095739
>bullying ass faggots
>don't want people who are funnier than you
cope. seethe. and most importantly, dial 8.

[Anonymous No.51095769]

>>51095761
$100 billion/week then.

[Anonymous No.51095770]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km-pbZ0FrXI

[Anonymous No.51095772]

>>51095694
PIPP bros...

[Anonymous No.51095773]

>>51095769
imagine the european energy costs

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51095774]

I have sources inside of the ukiraine that are telling me they are planning to do a false flag at the nuclear powerplant to gain more support to fight the ruskies.

[Anonymous No.51095776]

WHAT TIME DOES POWELL TALK?

[Anonymous No.51095780]

dude weed bros, what's happening?

[Anonymous No.51095787]

>>51095758
>>51095739
>>51095770

[Anonymous No.51095797]

>>51095776
tomorrow at 9

[Anonymous No.51095803]

>>51095694
TINV is a perfect fit for half of /smg/

>>51095772
What's the matter? PIPPophiles are always comfortable with numbers under 10.

[Anonymous No.51095802]

>>51095768
It's not a very self-aggrandizing claim given that you faggots are not funny or clever in the slightest. Most of you can't even read on a post-middle-school level, let alone write on one.

[Anonymous No.51095804]

>>51095761
Are they going to go into battle on foot lol?
Half the Russian motor and mechanized pool is gone.

[Anonymous No.51095807]

>>51095717
It's just basic tax law. You can sell tax lots of an equity that are in the red, you just have to wait 31 days before you buy back into that same asset class or else you're disqualified from claiming it as a write-off ("wash sale rule"). Ask a tax professional to guide you, and read the Bogleheads wiki about tax loss harvesting.

[Anonymous No.51095810]

>>51095802
bot post

[Anonymous No.51095817]

>>51095802
you sound like a 12yr old who just learned the word faggot. Calm down before you get an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.51095828]

>>51095804
anon they have 2 million in reserve
yes they will literally walk over

[Anonymous No.51095829]

>>51094600
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.51095831]

>>51095817
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

[Anonymous No.51095830]

>>51095728
well yeah they've only been a company since 2017 and went public in 2020 - its normal for a new company to have shit financials

[Anonymous No.51095836]

>>51095828
Nonsense. I saw a Vox video where a Ukrainian grandma shot some dirt berms. Putler will never succeed. Slava Ukrainey!

[Anonymous No.51095841]

>buy one spy 417 call when spy is crabbing at 416.50
>It moves to 416.80, netting me a 10% roi, but quickly crabs back down to 416.50, giving me a brief - 5% roi
>Goes back to 416.80, netting me 9% roi. I sell because fuck it
>It blows past 417
Sometimes I don't feel like a drop in the bucket
Sometimes I feel like a big fish that they're trying to gut

[Anonymous No.51095845]

You threaten me, you get the opposite of what you hoped to get out of it.

[Anonymous No.51095848]

>>51095761
good, russia will collapse quickly then. mobilization does not impact their strength at all as they dont have equipment or training

>>51095774
depends which way wind blows over there, if the radiation goes to russia or not

>>51095729
bull is back

[Anonymous No.51095849]

>>51095168
The market is fully aware its all a dumb bubble and the only glimpse of hope is the fed pivot. If the markets would stop trying to front run the fed this will all be very easy but no, we have to push the limits of greed untill all comes crashing down.

[Anonymous No.51095863]

>>51095836
i'm pre-bunking your debunk

[Anonymous No.51095865]

>>51095845
You sure showed him anon! WAGMI!!!

[Anonymous No.51095866]

It's over Mumu

[Jealous No.51095870]

>>51094465
Has this location been burnt now?

[Anonymous No.51095874]

Low Volume pumps.
I love trading this ponzi market

[Anonymous No.51095883]

>>51095828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI&t=1s

Very bullish for EQNR

[Anonymous No.51095887]

>It's the schizo market general again

[Anonymous No.51095890]

test

[Anonymous No.51095898]

>>51095865
>tfw when you're so buttangry that you want to say something really clever and biting, but you're just too much of a retarded FAGGOT, so you just type a few exclamation marks while revealing your entire participation here is in bad faith

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51095902]

>>51095831
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.51095909]

>>51095797
>>51095776

that wigga better delivers some cheese

[Anonymous No.51095910]

Good. I'm glad I ruffled your feathers.
Fuck you, from the bottom of my heart.
Eat shit, retarded assholes.

[Anonymous No.51095911]

>>51095830
That could fly at 0 intrest rates and QE but not anymore

[Anonymous No.51095915]

>>51095769
When was this? He is completely out of it.

[Anonymous No.51095925]

>>51095866
>cramer expects lows & bottoms
AND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

[Anonymous No.51095928]

>>51095898
What do you want glownigger? Fucks sake shut the fuck up with your faggotry, you're flooding the thread with nonsense. Something wrong in the office agent Johnson?

[Anonymous No.51095929]

>>51095687
It recovered all right, but where is the volume to keep this thing alive?

[Anonymous No.51095936]

>>51095928
I want you all to fucking die tbph. The world would become a better place over night.

[Anonymous No.51095941]

>>51095925
Based ESL

[Anonymous No.51095944]

>>51095925
>That reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.51095949]

>>51095898
You are not a human... bot.

[Anonymous No.51095951]

>>51095911
fair point

[Anonymous No.51095956]

What the fuck is SNOW and why is it poomping

[Anonymous No.51095961]

>>51095936
rude

[Anonymous No.51095966]

>>51095898
>your entire participation here is in bad faith
who speaks about the /smg/ thread this way? It's just shitposting and top keks retard

[Anonymous No.51095970]

SOXL bros we're going back to $30

[Anonymous No.51095971]

>>51095936
Well that's just rude

[Anonymous No.51095973]

>>51095936
>The world would become a better place over night
only unquestioning goyim slaves would remain

[Anonymous No.51095978]

What are some good options backtesting tools? I’m building one with python but if something already exists I would rather just use that. Preferably no monthly payment

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51095979]

I wouldn't be surprised if the market continues to tank for 2 years strait until the second coming of Trump. I would expect a golden bull after that though, once they start passing some of the Ultra MAGA agenda there will be no stopping the U-S of A.

[Anonymous No.51095998]

>>51095966
It's a bunch of spooks helping sell options to anons (for some fucking reason) and bully people, and if you try to fight back at all, they start subtly menacing you with your real life info and making it clear they can see your post history because they A BUNCH OF PUSSY FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO WOULD BE GETTING SWIRLIES AND WEDGIES ON THE REGULAR IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR FAGGOT PASSES TO HIDE BEHIND.

I don't see how it can get any more bad faith than that.

[Anonymous No.51095999]

>>51095978
>python

[Anonymous No.51096002]

someone needs to kill dark brandon and klaus schwab. you can't just let them continue to manipulate the market that way. come on do something.

[Anonymous No.51096009]

>>51095936

[Anonymous No.51096014]

>>51096002
Go for it, chief. Virginia's really close to DC.

[Anonymous No.51096016]

>>51095971
Yeah well what's rude is following me around the internet harassing me every single day all day just because I bruised some faggots ego, probably by preventing him from bullying someone even more helpless.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096018]

>>51095998
Can you put a TL;DR on that shit? You sound like a Democrat.

[Anonymous No.51096021]

>>51095979
Trump has to beat the glowniggers first

[Anonymous No.51096030]

>>51095979
>still have 2 more years of biden
shit, for some reason I thought 1 year. Time really blends together when you barely leave the house for a few years.

[Anonymous No.51096041]

>>51095979
baggie drunk def. trump does not even have a shot in 2 years and even then slight chance and even then you cant predict markets _that_ far with any kind of system

[Anonymous No.51096045]

>>51096030
it won't be that long if you kill him.

[Anonymous No.51096049]

>rugX

[Anonymous No.51096051]

I'm only annoyed cause i have 10k out of the market and it will buy at a higher price than necessary with this fake pump

[Anonymous No.51096055]

>>51094681
anon if you're still here sell phase I and II clinical data pumps, not fda approvals. approval is really a big deal. p1-2 are usually literal scams

[Anonymous No.51096057]

>>51095454
>So they're going to be totally shocked yet again
I don't think that that's how it works. I believe it's all priced in but they're just wrong. No shock or anything just speculation. The cuts that are being priced in are just too optimistic or pessimistic depending on how you look at it. But I do not think they're stupid. I'm quite impressed by this sort of tactical positioning

[Anonymous No.51096061]

not a recommendation i'm just sayin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096063]

>>51096021
The glow niggers fucked up the investigation and give Trump a 4th amendment out. His final boss is actually the one thing bigger than himself, his own bravado.

[Anonymous No.51096065]

That's ok. Just know that I spend a lot of my time informing people of your crimes, and in those contexts I don't use profanity at all -- just citations.
Whenever I get tired or think it's not worth it, I just remember how the glowfaggots on this website treat people, and it's like I'm 19 again.

[Anonymous No.51096072]

>>51096045
>Hello fellow trader!

[Anonymous No.51096076]

>>51096057

[Anonymous No.51096079]

>>51095998
Interesting take anon. I don't even disagree with you either. We've all taken hard L's in this market. Curious to know which options you were convinced of buying here? The true and only answer that you don't want to hear is getgudnub

[Anonymous No.51096091]

>>51096079
I don't buy options because I'm not a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.51096095]

>>51096016
Who the hell is bullying you?

[Anonymous No.51096096]

im back from night shift. tell the most interesting happenings from todays market??+
also yesterday in the news my electricity company said they will raise the price for 50% in two months. i suffer as a yuropoor....

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096101]

>>51096041
your right the communist wing of the democratic party might just kill the whole capitalist system before then. this is why it is important to get out and vote for all the Ultra MAGA Republicans to save this country from the commies.

[Anonymous No.51096103]

>>51095956
Shitty SaaS company that only lost $222 million last quarter which apparently was better than expected

[Anonymous No.51096109]

>>51096009
It's OK anon, don't listen to him we are all frens here

[Anonymous No.51096108]

>>51096095
It's apparently the FBI agent known as Kris who has global mod perms, but there's also obviously just a whole clowncar of glowfaggots involved too.

[Anonymous No.51096110]

>>51096096
>night shift
It's 3pm bro

[Anonymous No.51096113]

also fuck i missed a pump day... this would have been good to trade in for me maybe.

[Anonymous No.51096114]

>>51095874
How do you trade it?

[Anonymous No.51096119]

this market wanted higher

[Anonymous No.51096124]

>>51096110
>3pm
Its 12:43 what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.51096133]

>>51096108
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.51096135]

SQQQ now or wait until big jerome and the reaction tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51096141]

>>51095898

[Anonymous No.51096143]

>>51096103
>has only lost money
>investors: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.51096142]

>>51096124
It's 2006 anon

[Anonymous No.51096146]

Uhhhh guys what’s up with BBBY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096149]

>>51096096
>push electric cars down people's throats
>double the cost of electricity
it's like the fuckers don't understand basic economics of supply demands.

[Anonymous No.51096152]

>>51096045

[Anonymous No.51096153]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Anonymous No.51096162]

This NVDA power hour is so fake and gay

[Anonymous No.51096163]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51096171]

New

>>51096168
>>51096168

[Anonymous No.51096172]

>>51095999
What language would you use for this JavaScript assembly?

[Anonymous No.51096178]

>>51096152
SUS AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUS
SUUUUUUUUUUUUS
SUS AMOGUUUUUUUUS
im first
im first
i said sus
sus
amogus
*looks left*
*looks right*
anyone?
no one clapping?? cheering? i said the sus amogus guys

[Anonymous No.51096179]

made 7k today (still down 13k from a week ago lel)

anyway I got banned from twitter today for saying something mean about muslims

[Anonymous No.51096182]

>>51096108
>36 pbtid
m8 why would glowies waste their time with /smg/
no one here has a 7+ fig portfolio
stop shitting up /smg/ you’re already 12%+ of all posts once this thread reaches cap
go rant about glowies on /pol/ or /k/

[Anonymous No.51096185]

>>51096057
>GOVX down 20%

[Anonymous No.51096195]

>>51096143
Yeah I don't get it either
If I were Powell I'd hike this clown market into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.51096197]

>>51096185
Didn't mean to quote.

[Anonymous No.51096198]

>>51096049
All MPXV plays are down. EU turned the corner, as have the US Cities that cracked down on faggotry early.
https://youtu.be/VD8Ufb-qBa0?t=413
You dreams are in Pablo's hands now
You better hope this little mexinigger fucks

[Anonymous No.51096208]

>>51096163

[Anonymous No.51096230]

>>51096182
there are a few

[Anonymous No.51096231]

>>51096110
its 22:48 man. we are 22 hours in the day already

[Anonymous No.51096257]

>>51096149
its putins pricehike :^)

[Anonymous No.51096331]

>>51096135

I suspect VIX is gonna bounce overnight. It's doing that "ohhhh nooo, I'm gonna break down! better close your shorts here goys! hehe"

So now.

[Anonymous No.51096334]

>>51095999
Rust trannies mad I see

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51096335]

>>51096257
muh nigga Trump would have never let putin control HIS economy. Biden is just so fucken week bros, but at least I paid off some nigger tranny's gender studies degree, which feels nice.

[Anonymous No.51096405]

>>51095929
It's all buying SOXL.