/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51086176]

Oil to 130 Edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

Previous >>51083366

[Anonymous No.51086184]

>

[Anonymous No.51086189]

Is there a site like Earnings Whispers but doesn't have a fucking cancer UI? I just want to see a simple list of tickers, dates, and times.

[Anonymous No.51086190]

women owe me sex

[Anonymous No.51086192]

CVNA does look like a pretty good short now.

[Anonymous No.51086198]

>China couldn't resist being greedy as fuck and turned their entire real estate sector into a ponzi scheme
>34% of their GDP and 75% of household wealth is about to go up in smoke
>China couldn't resist overdoing it with high speed rail and has a bunch of junk lines that can't turn a profit and losing billions a year
>it's entire construction system is propped up by this endless building of infrastructure and housing
>the banking system is built on the loans for all of this and their citizens are losing confidence in the banking system completely
>the one child policy is making it so that their peak in the next decade
I am thankful I still get to see Commies lose in real time.

[Anonymous No.51086200]

>>51086139
>>51086180
Seems as though you were correct. Vehicle seems to be a Honda s2000.

[Anonymous No.51086201]

>>51086190
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.51086206]

>>51086189
Tradingview has a screen for upcoming earnings.

[Anonymous No.51086208]

>EQNR
>CQP
>OXY
>STNE
I have been green through this entire """bear"""" market hehe

[Anonymous No.51086213]

>>51086189
nasdaq ya dope https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/earnings

[Anonymous No.51086214]

>>51086208
Honestly oil and nat gas are the only plays I feel safe investing in. Got to have an exit point though don't forget that

[Anonymous No.51086221]

>>51086214
You are way too late to get into oil/natgas.

Buy high, sell low I guess.

[Anonymous No.51086233]

I scratched my butthole (deep) and it smelled like peanuts.
How does this translate to the NYSE? Should I be buying NVDA calls?

[Anonymous No.51086239]

>>51086201
no

[Anonymous No.51086244]

its OVER for canadian banks

[Anonymous No.51086246]

>look up stock trading educational videos
>open an uploader's video list
>their most recent is a money begging video

[Anonymous No.51086252]

>>51086221
How do you figure? There is no real time evidence that suggests either are going lower.

[Anonymous No.51086254]

>>51086214
Invest in retail/tech and you'll get money eventually, it's safe as anything
>>51086221
It's still summer lol

[Anonymous No.51086259]

>>51086246
Almost feel bad for the vaxxies. Amazing that so many of them can’t connect the dots.

[Anonymous No.51086260]

>>51086254
by retail did you mean reits

[Anonymous No.51086268]

It was a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.51086270]

>>51086206
Yeah not bad. Though it doesn't show whether it's pre or post market.

[Anonymous No.51086277]

>>51086252
Demand destruction is going to force oil/nat-gas lower. Consumers will spend less, consume less, save more, or even put off driving/consumption.

Also all the bad news has been priced into energy prices. Unless you look forward to even MORE bad news, natural gas is historically VERY expensive right now.

Hindsight is 20/20.

[Anonymous No.51086279]

>>51086254
Tech is fucking dead. They are laying off tons of people throughout the entire industry. The tech bubble is bursting right before our eyes.

[Anonymous No.51086282]

i just poured half a bottle of dish soap and ran the hose for a minute or so down a yellowjacket hole, will that take care of it?

[Anonymous No.51086290]

>>51086254
Last time I checked, the markets were aware that there are 4 seasons in most places on the planet. Everything is priced in, including the fact that it snows sometimes and it gets cold in the winter.

Unless you have some non-obvious theory that the market has NOT priced in, I'd like to hear it.

[Anonymous No.51086297]

>>51086268
until spy is over the 200 day ma its just noise

[Anonymous No.51086298]

>>51086282
>yellowjacket hole
if its anything like jacksons hole, id worry about doves and hawks flying about.

[Anonymous No.51086300]

>>51086282
The hornets are cleaner than ever now

[Anonymous No.51086302]

>>51086279
I see, we're in that phase of the bubble where the only people who are invested "all in" are idiots, given the responses in this thread.

[Anonymous No.51086304]

>>51086298
i dont know jackson but his hole sounds nice :)

[Anonymous No.51086305]

>>51086221
It's too late for huge gains but there's a chance for a 20%.

[Anonymous No.51086312]

>>51086214
>>51086176
But what about those "smart money" trying to leave oil, even California in 13 years want to ban cars using gas, Im worried oilbros, I dont want to be left at the top.

[Anonymous No.51086320]

>>51086221
Dude never heard of winter

[Anonymous No.51086327]

>>51086302
Well we agree on one thing at least. But back to oil. There is no demand destruction. Get out of your NEET nest and hop on an interstate. More people driving then ever. Also most offices are demanding their employees come back or lose their job. We are just getting started with oil.

[Anonymous No.51086329]

>>51086305
You'll gain 20%, and then lose 80% soon afterwards. Oil can be like that.

>>51086312
Oil will be used heavily until humanity collapses. At most, short suburban homes because they are only possible with cheap oil, and high EREOI is going to keep oil prices elevated for the foreseeable future.

Every drivable 50s style suburb is going to be a ghost town by 2100, or maybe even the new section 8/projects.

[Anonymous No.51086336]

>>51086270
I wrote a scraper for whispers like a year ago https://pastebin.com/MjQRAAh6 it might still work. It dumps out a json file but could easily be ported to CSV.

[Anonymous No.51086339]

>>51086260
Nah like the general stuff, buy the usual surburban white girl shit, you'll make money.
>>51086279
If you actually think Apple, microsoft etc are gonna go bust that's on you, I'm not talking about throwing everything you have on some literally what stock in the hopes you double it in 2 days.
>>51086290
Prices are still going up here in Europe and people need to heat their homes, profits for these companies are going to increase and will show in their earnings and people will be bullish as long as Russia is under sanctions.

[Anonymous No.51086352]

>>51086221
have you heard of freeport LNG? when it comes online in october, american natgas can be sent to europe and sold at european prices.

[Anonymous No.51086354]

>>51086339
I'm really tempted to buy reits instead of the index like VNQ or FREL because soooooo many fucking reits are dogshit while some are outstanding

[Anonymous No.51086355]

>>51086244
Trudeau freezing the Trucker's bank accounts scared a lot of international and domestic investment capital outside of Canada and out of Canadian banks.

[Anonymous No.51086358]

>>51086329
Yeah I'm not trying to be greedy here with moonboi 200 a barrel predictions. It's just a relatively safer play right now

[Anonymous No.51086361]

>>51086355
their housing bubble is glaringly bad but they refuse to fix their zoning laws

[Anonymous No.51086365]

>>51086336
Ah it's fine. Mostly I want to look at options flow the night before (next morning) or just before market close (after hours) earnings. Ideally, I'd be able to intuit what big players are doing and scalp some low risk high reward trades.

CHPT, for example, I think will get a good pump just before earnings, but will ultimately be poor and crash.

[Anonymous No.51086378]

>>51086327
Crude inventories are at their historical bottom, which usually indicates that we've hit the peak in prices. Either Crude inventories will build past this point, or the price will get to be so painful it will simply keep people off the road until gas gets cheaper and demand comes back.

We are nowhere near 2019 demand either.

[Anonymous No.51086395]

>>51086358
Buying a hockey stick pattern is never safe.

>>51086352
I am invested in LNG since 2020, but I'm telling you the 2020 pandemic shutdown was the time to buy, not now. You've missed the run, you missed a war, and you missed the refinery crunch. Weather and seasons are mostly priced in, you cannot beat a market equipped with a climate supercomputer that tries to predict hurricanes and weather.

1-year US treasury bills are a good deal right now. Call me crazy, I don't really care.

[Anonymous No.51086408]

>>51086354
Honestly, commercial real estate looks very cheap. Vornado (VNO) is near its 2008 bottom.

[Anonymous No.51086417]

Powell on friday? What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.51086419]

>>51086408
People rip on retail reits but there are some outstanding ones like O, NNN, and ADC

[Anonymous No.51086431]

>>51086417
He's gonna hold and not raise it. They are still convinced it's the supply chain that's causing inflation and not the massive fucking printing. So they are expecting the problem to "fix itself" and now that inflation stopped accelerating (but still is high) they are going to hold fast and see if their wishes magically become true

[Anonymous No.51086433]

>>51086419
REITs are great for diversification if you do not own a real property. If you own your home, a residential REIT can be highly correlated to your home value, so I don't add residential REITs.

Industrial and Commercial REITs are great diversifiers.

[Anonymous No.51086442]

Buy AAPL puts before September 7th and roll the gains into SOXS for the Winter? Picture related.

[Anonymous No.51086443]

im going to assemble a discord bot
that tracks your trading progress
would you kindly redeem your thoughts on my project?

[Anonymous No.51086452]

>>51086433
Also hold them in your roth ira

[Anonymous No.51086454]

Why hasn't TSLA split yet? Still shows up as 891.

[Anonymous No.51086458]

>>51086239
An awful lot of big tittied asians lately, they look real too, what's up with this? Asians never used to have racks

[Anonymous No.51086470]

>>51086458
western traditional diet of meat, milk, and eggs compared to the asian diet of veggies, onions, and rice

[Anonymous No.51086473]

Will Jackson's Hole fix this?

[Anonymous No.51086477]

Buying puts for friday, feds gonna be very hawkish. My dad owns microsoft, you can trust me

[Anonymous No.51086482]

is there a point to holding international over america? I can't imagine any country actually becoming more competitive than america

[Anonymous No.51086484]

Oil barons winning means more inflation means more rape hikes means recession

[Anonymous No.51086485]

>>51086473
No, Japan relies heavily on LNG imports. Going long Uranium stocks might make sense here. Uranium is cheaper than oil on an equivalent energy extracted basis.

[Anonymous No.51086488]

>The compensation was excellent: $200 an hour. But her first paychecks seemed low. Her new employer, which used extensive monitoring software on its all-remote workers, paid them only for the minutes when the system detected active work.
>In June, New York’s Metropolitan Transportation Authority told engineers and other employees they could work remotely one day a week if they agreed to full-time productivity monitoring.
>Some radiologists see scoreboards showing their “inactivity” time and how their productivity stacks up against their colleagues’.
>Once, he said, a manager asked why his score had dropped during a particular 10-minute increment. “Sometimes I have to use the bathroom,” he replied.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/08/14/business/worker-productivity-tracking.html
WFH Chuds, its over...

[Anonymous No.51086495]

>>51086259
>Almost feel bad for the vaxxies
That's silly, do you need to be reminded how they wanted to kill you just a few months ago?

[Anonymous No.51086496]

>>51086482
diversification, and during downturns sometimes europe or EM outperforms

[Anonymous No.51086500]

Weak Yen has a lot to do with Japan buying tons of US dollars in order to buy enough LNG to keep themselves from having power outages.

[Anonymous No.51086510]

>>51086482
Priced in. Maybe Europe can surprise us on the upside, especially European defense companies. I'm willing to bet that German defense companies will continue to do very well as NATO members try to meet 2-3% GDP targets.

[Anonymous No.51086512]

>>51086496
EMs are high beta plays, they perform the worst during downturns. Also historically they have far less price growth than US stocks. Where do you get this bullshit from? Your ass?

[Anonymous No.51086518]

>>51086512
I feel like long term, and I'm talking fucking decades, we could see emerging markets take off.

The problem is that you'd have to get some INSANE numbers to make up for all the years of low growth. Like holy shit, long term bond funds beat the emerging markets

[Anonymous No.51086520]

>>51086485
>he didn't sell the news on uranium

[Anonymous No.51086521]

>>51086482
Convenience if you live in said international country.

[Anonymous No.51086526]

Is Taiwan invasion priced in yet?

[Anonymous No.51086534]

>>51086526
as in its impossible yes

[Anonymous No.51086535]

>>51086526
Yes, because taiwan belongs to China. Therefore, being priced into the market. Duh.

[Anonymous No.51086544]

>>51086470
That makes sense, if it's not the foods alone it's the shit tons of steroids and hormones pumped into the meat

[Anonymous No.51086545]

>>51086526
>>51086534
>>51086535
China can't invade itself lamo

[Anonymous No.51086548]

Is the housing market going to crash or not?

If the housing market crashes, do stocks usually crash as well?

Please answer me, I'm thirty fucking four years old and am a virgin living with my mom and I've just been saving for 5 years for a decent house at a fairish price

[Anonymous No.51086549]

just went to renew my tabs and realized i've been driving on expired tabs for almost a year. how do i profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51086553]

>>51086512
the runup to 2008 EEM did outperform spy, so maybe i got it from ur butt you smartass

[Anonymous No.51086558]

>>51086534
>Be China's province
>Got used to start Taiwan invasion
What do?

[Anonymous No.51086559]

>>51086548
NGMI, do better

[Anonymous No.51086560]

>>51086545
I said that, you stupid slant.

[Anonymous No.51086562]

>>51086473
Once I cash out of these NVDA puts It's all going into shorting everything China

[Anonymous No.51086572]

hey nerds I want to spend 5k on a gaming laptop vr setup for ms flight sim but if I buy a boat sim I can call it a business expense and write it off. Whats the boat equivalent of microsoft flight sim
buy airt or fart or somehitng somthing jackson hole penis

[Anonymous No.51086580]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51086604]

>>51086535
>>51086545
I love to see West Taiwanese arguing when they really agree, stupid chinks

[Anonymous No.51086613]

what the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.51086622]

>>51086473
Can't tell if this is good or bad for coal

[Anonymous No.51086632]

>>51086572
Laptops are garbage for VR dude. Build a desktop. Go to /g/ for advice.

[Anonymous No.51086655]

>>51086632
i cant carry a desktop around the world and i refuse to visit any part of the internet outside of smg

[Anonymous No.51086656]

>>51086495
They just wanted to lock us in our homes and deny us medical care, and Cramer wanted the military to enforce vaccine mandates on the people.

How are people still asleep?

[Anonymous No.51086661]

Biggest one minute candle

[Anonymous No.51086665]

>>51086655
So are you going to use this boat simulator while you're on a boat travelling?

[Anonymous No.51086680]

>>51086656
U.S. Plans to Shift Bill for Covid Shots and Treatments to Insurers, Patients
https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/biden-administration-plans-for-end-of-covid-19-shot-treatment-coverage-11660838418
Biden Administration Plans for New Booster Campaign Soon After Labor Day
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/23/us/politics/covid-booster-shots-biden.html
lol haha

[Anonymous No.51086683]

why futures green

[Anonymous No.51086687]

>>51086661
why is this happening. I welcome it, but why the vertical take off

[Anonymous No.51086694]

I think healthcare is the best bet for short term gains lads.

[Anonymous No.51086697]

TSLA is going to go fucking ballistic.

Mark my words

[Anonymous No.51086710]

>>51086697
Insider here. Cybertruck delayed to at least 2025. Probably will be axed 2023 Q4.
>t. The Insider

[Anonymous No.51086714]

Cause it was a bear trap, we're going to 4600

[Anonymous No.51086719]

>>51086697
>ballistic
So is that bullish or bearish, not really sure how to mark your words

[Anonymous No.51086728]

>>51086710
Big insider here,gigafactory being built in Canada

[Anonymous No.51086735]

>>51086714
>we're going to 4600
Agreed, but we're going to 1000 on the way

[Anonymous No.51086740]

>>51086665
i was going to use it to study navigation in between whore orgy fuck sessions while traveling

[Anonymous No.51086741]

[Anonymous No.51086743]

>>51086719
Violently bullish.

With enough force to resurrect the market

[Anonymous No.51086745]

>>51086312
Nigga..the SPR is ending in a month or two, that has to be refilled. The CCP Meeting is in November and people are expecting a pivot towards reopening and growth. Saudis dont want lower than 90$ oil, and will cut production if the price goes down. Iran deal looks like it could fail, but Iranian oil is already discreetly on the market and won't probably move prices that much. In addition, 90$ oil isn't incentivizing oil majors to produce or explore more.

my brother...inshallah....we are back.

[Anonymous No.51086769]

HOLY FUCK. LOOK AT THE FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51086770]

>>51086683
>AYO BOBO. LEMME HOLLA AT U A SEC DAWG

[Anonymous No.51086784]

>>51086769
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51086803]

>futas
PIVOT AT JACKSON HOLE CONFIRMED BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51086808]

SALES ADVICE FOR ZOOMERS
https://youtu.be/BHFHeY1TSEA
https://youtu.be/BHFHeY1TSEA
https://youtu.be/BHFHeY1TSEA

[Anonymous No.51086810]

>>51086548

It is already starting, but wait till they drop rates again to buy. Whatever you do get fixed rate mortgage.

This real estate crisis will be shorter than 2008 -2011 crash. The selloff will be faster and the gov will intervene sooner and more aggressively. 20% down from current prices and with 2-3% rates is probably about as good as you can hope for.

[Anonymous No.51086814]

>>51086176
Jackson Hole confirmed for gay poxx spreading event.

[Anonymous No.51086818]

What's the exit strategy on gas & oil?
I always end up selling stuff a bit too late.
I'm thinking maybe selling in January?

[Anonymous No.51086835]

bullshit scam market is going up again

[Anonymous No.51086845]

>>51086808
Entertaining as always. Cheers bro.

[Anonymous No.51086872]

>>51086835
>I don't want to sell the stocks
>I just want my cash back

[Anonymous No.51086883]

>>51086808
Mr. Lahey, have you been drinking again?

[Anonymous No.51086893]

When you guys mention futures do you mean the premarket? US stocks at European exchanges?

[Anonymous No.51086900]

>>51086835
infinitely high IQ

[Anonymous No.51086905]

>>51086818
Ratios. For example, look at the gold to XLE, uranium to XLE, copper to XLE, and SPX to XLE etc. charts. Chart the trend lines, look for breakouts and look for the confluence with historical XLE tops and bottoms. Then chart the ratios of your individual oil stocks to XLE to see relative performance.

Then understand that in any sector during a bullrun, the majors always move first, followed by juniors and then derivative sectors. When the majors top out, juniors will be right behind.

[Anonymous No.51086912]

>>51086893
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx
>>51086905
andy?

[Anonymous No.51086917]

I deserve to be pointed and laughed at anons. I told some anon a week ago ASTR would stop dropping at 1.30 because I saw resistance and what seemed like a bottom. Now 93c kek. My ass is gonna get full nelson'd by a reverse split I can feel it. Please ridicule me anons I deserve it.

[Anonymous No.51086924]

>>51086905

Here's a fun ratio

[Anonymous No.51086928]

>>51086917
u tried your best

[Anonymous No.51086936]

>>51086928
at least my uranium stonks are doing great (today)

[Anonymous No.51086943]

>>51086936
yeah....it's our turn

[Anonymous No.51086971]

>>51086936
>>51086943
Selling calls on UUUU as of today
This shit happens like clockwork and I'm tired of getting fucked by the schizo uranium market

[Anonymous No.51086990]

>>51086912
Who? Just google "sector rotation theory". There's plenty of stuff out there teaching how to use ratio charts.

[Anonymous No.51087008]

>>51086990
just a commodity investor people on cmmg talk about

[Anonymous No.51087017]

>>51086924
In other words, oil still has a long way to run.

[Anonymous No.51087089]

Morning /smg/. I have some questions about yesterday's biden speech. He claimed that during his presidency the debt was cut more than ever while spending billions on gibs. How?

[Anonymous No.51087101]

SQQQ finna bouta gap back down.

>>51086190
Only pretty white and asian ones of course.

[Anonymous No.51087108]

>>51087089

He can't even string together sentences most of the time

[Anonymous No.51087109]

>>51086239
>mousey nerd face
>but huge knockers
That's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.51087142]

How can I not blame the Jews. I was slowing switching fund 5000 at a time and it was buying relatively quick.

Market was crabbing and it was going quickly so I thought fuck it I'll just do the rest so yesterday 5000 decided it didn't want to buy despite the others buying quickly.

Also by that logic the 9000 remaining should buy today (ill find out in 30 minutes). Somehow my decision has caused me to be in 50% cash during a good day and today most likely 33% cash on a 1%+ day. I sold pretty much every time on a -0.7% day. God hates me. Not the Christian one. Not Allah. Whatever fucked up Jewish God that is clearly running this joint. I'm so angry at this nigga. Maybe because I didn't put a foreskin in my mouth. Maybe because I laugh at their stupid little hats. Maybe because it couldn't possibly have been 6 million.

[Anonymous No.51087149]

wut happen why big green candle

[Anonymous No.51087152]

>>51087108
I know, I had to sit through most of his "speech". I just fail to understand how is his alleged debt reduction possible while public spending is all over the place. Also, what's the trap with the 10k "student debt reduction"

[Anonymous No.51087161]

>>51087089
Didn't you get the memo. Spending money on Americans doesn't cause inflation. What causes inflation is ULTRA-MAGA Republicans blocking the spending bills, it backs the money up you see. Republican greed is what's causing our economic woes.

[Anonymous No.51087169]

>>51087149
they are futures, in the future we know JPows speech, and it's pivot, it's priced in, it's soft landing, it's inflation is cooling, it's no recession!

[Anonymous No.51087175]

>>51087152

It's not a trap. He is attempting to buy votes before the midterm elections. I'm predicting 40% drop in SPY after the midterms

[Anonymous No.51087180]

>>51087142

[Anonymous No.51087312]

TSLA is going to be fun today

[Anonymous No.51087324]

Is hyperinflation and recession good or bad for long investors?

[Anonymous No.51087372]

>>51087312
we finna be radioactively green no cap

[Anonymous No.51087377]

>>51087324
yes

[Anonymous No.51087397]

>>51087175
>He is attempting to buy votes before the midterm elections
Yes that was very clear but I have not yet understood the implications of the student loan forgiveness. Also, isn't it a big fuck you to everyone who has paid the loan off? Someone yesterday was saying that tuition fees will increase among other things that I can't remember
>>51087161
Those damn republicans and their hate for the little man... Aside of what's the narrative, I want to know the reality behind all this.

[Anonymous No.51087413]

BILI bros, our time has come!

[Anonymous No.51087425]

>>51087413

[Anonymous No.51087437]

>>51087089
What do you think all those new IRS agents are for? Brandon's going to squeeze every penny out of the taxpayer to give to Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.51087470]

I want to get some apples but what if the new iPhone is bad and this somehow ends up being the final straw. It has to happen eventually, what if this was the year?

[Anonymous No.51087476]

[Anonymous No.51087542]

>>51087470
>Cathie Wood leads fund
>Gay guy takes Apple
It's all coming together, isn't it

[Anonymous No.51087630]

Energy is the lifeblood of modern civilization.

[Anonymous No.51087707]

INTC has no future because capitalism and communism can coexist without any problems and there will always be world peace and no need for domestic production of semiconductors that are critical to national security.

[Anonymous No.51087712]

Target for EQNR? $60 possible this winter?

[Anonymous No.51087718]

>German GDP (QoQ) (Q2)
>Forecast: 0.0%
>Actual: 0.1%
>EU +1%, US +1%, ASIA +3.55%
why does this schizo market react so much because of 0.1% in a EU shithole

[Anonymous No.51087722]

>ctrl+f 'siga'
>0 results
oh nonononono

It's over isn't it

[Anonymous No.51087732]

>>51087722
they moved to /r/gaybros

[Anonymous No.51087741]

>>51087722
monkey and cock posting was the peak. sigger sissies did the needful

[Anonymous No.51087743]

OIL chads report in

[Anonymous No.51087752]

>>51087718
German GDP growth 1 million times higher than expectations.

[Anonymous No.51087819]

took another night shift so gonna miss the whole market day. yesterday was so boring market day.

don't mind missing tomorrow too. gonna take a little day trip to buy alcohol

this few days a week on the market is good for keeping addiction away.

[Anonymous No.51087832]

Its over for NVDA...

[Anonymous No.51087851]

>>51087819
if Jpow hints another 75bps the market will take a big dump, the fear will pile up over the weekend and we will see circuit breakers on Monday

[Anonymous No.51087879]

>>51087851
hope so. we need a big dump so we can start healing and market is better to make money on.

[Anonymous No.51087902]

>>51087879
>we need a big dump so we can start healing
>implying we didn't already have it

[Anonymous No.51087911]

>>51087902
>the June low was the bottom
anon, I..

[Anonymous No.51087919]

Am I wrong for only buying ~$500USD worth of shares in EV companies every month with no intention to sell? You guys seem to have a lot of fun making/losing money quickly and I'm kinda jealous

[Anonymous No.51087920]

>>51087902
>>implying we didn't already have it
no, we didn't.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/creativedestruction.asp

[Anonymous No.51087940]

>>51087919
You're wrong for picking Rivian but other than that it's actually best to just buy a good company and hold it instead of doing all these meme plays like Siga and now EQNR

[Anonymous No.51087941]

>>51087911
>>51087920
define "big dump"

[Anonymous No.51087961]

>>51087919
you need to have your boomer portfolio and another for the daily swings, earnings plays, memes - the fun one.
RIVN is a high risk play not a safe EV with "no intention to sell" though

[Anonymous No.51088035]

>>51087941
>define "big dump"
Me shitting an hour ago after 2 days. Jokes aside, I'm not in the markets long enough to give numbers. I was thinking about the deflation of some tech companies. I'm bullish on tech but a cleansing is needed. Also the advertising industry has gotten too big but I'm blaming mindless consumers for that

[Anonymous No.51088109]

Did Germs blow their load too early? RIP Germany

[Anonymous No.51088134]

>>51086208
same here, its been really easy.

[Anonymous No.51088143]

>>51088035
>Me shitting an hour ago after 2 days
not even memeing that's the response I expected when I typed that post out so I'll just stop reading there.

[Anonymous No.51088155]

>>51087940
Yeah Rivian was a fail at first, but I bought back into it after the Amazon/Ford deal crash because I fantasize about dropping my old Saab convertible onto that factory EV chassis they promised. Plus my work ute. Plus some other shitbox I'll find and maybe a small tractor or two for light farm duties. I love the electric future but hate the heavy bulbous auto-driving SUV shit that Tesla etc crank out

When I retire at ~80 years old, I plan to be cruising around in a weaponized version of my dads 1984 Datsun Bluebird with full manual controls instead of the mandated Google Autopod. Do you feel?

[Anonymous No.51088161]

German confidence must be nil at this point. Is this the straw that broke the camel's back?

[Anonymous No.51088173]

>>51088155
>calling a tesla heavy
>when all EVs are fat as fuck
>they double the weight of ICE

[Anonymous No.51088177]

>>51086395
I agree 2020 was a GREAT time to get in... 20 dollar oil, it was a nobrainer that every schmuck with a 1000 bucks should have jumped on.

I was unfortunately broke and in college at the time but I saw the prices and knew what I was looking at.
With that said, there has been plenty of upside to oil this entire year. Just dont get greedy is all. I got in at around 56 dollars a share on DVN earlier this year, and got out one week before the crash in oil prices. Same with XOM.
-so I definitely got lucky, but point is, there is still opportunity in this market.

Who tf has time to wait for the next pandemic or time oil crashes. Especially in these inflationary times. Energy is about the only thing that has gone well for me as of late, besides Monkebox vaccines and the occasional shitstock that swings up and down based on QE.

Another thing, I'll take you up on being crazy on that 1 yr T bill. I never understood why anyone would buy T-bills when you can find higher yielding debt sold privately...

Then again, I never buy bonds/debt so maybe thats why I dont understand.

[Anonymous No.51088183]

I am the market! dont forget it. All securities are on loan upon my discretion. The kikes are indebted to me as are you. But luckily for you I am a merciful bag distributor. I AM THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.51088194]

Ultraomega rugpull today but when?

[Anonymous No.51088207]

>>51088194
Idk.. I just hope for an early pump so I can buy some some puts

[Anonymous No.51088211]

>>51087940
>EQNR
>meme stock
boy you dumb

[Anonymous No.51088220]

>>51088211
Can they even pay bills with their high debt atm?

[Anonymous No.51088242]

>>51088211
Shit was guttering pre pandemic but now it's at all time highs lmao. Holy fuck this shits going to crash isnt it

[Anonymous No.51088252]

Are you ready for more China lockdowns?

https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1562642697936318464

[Anonymous No.51088257]

>>51088211
let's talk again in a few months, dummy

[Anonymous No.51088258]

Teslabros, how are we looking? The 3-1 stock split is now LIVE!

How high we going next? Any other Tesla Maximalists here?

[Anonymous No.51088259]

>>51088242
This is a meme stock isnt it lmao.

[Anonymous No.51088263]

will NVDA dump or pump on opening?

[Anonymous No.51088277]

>>51088258
EMH is time dependent, like a casino. Eventually Tesla will crash and burn, all employees will be made homeless and stock holders will rope

[Anonymous No.51088286]

>>51088263
It dump during AH and in the PM so green by close.

[Anonymous No.51088289]

>>51088242
there wasn't an escalating war with russia pre-pandemic holy hell you guys are retarded

>>51088257
so you think gas prices will drop in winter??

[Anonymous No.51088293]

>>51088242
well, pre pandemic you didnt have the ukraine war cutting off russian gas. Also inflation wasnt anywhere near where we are today.

Both should be bullish for ENQR. With that said, I made some quick 10 grand on the stock and got out yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51088296]

>>51088277
Will their daughters and wives be sold into sex slavery as well?

[Anonymous No.51088297]

>>51088161
Nah, yuropoors, especially germans, are too subservient to do anything. They'll suck it up, blame the big bad private sector and ask for more government
>t. europoor

[Anonymous No.51088305]

>>51088173
This isn't /o/ but yes, I would happily tear 1,200lbs out of a 3,200lb mid 90's european luxury car and slap it on a 2,500lb AWD EV platform to flex on whoever comes after Zoomers. The top five buttons of my shirt undone with my grey wizard mane blowing in the wind

[Anonymous No.51088314]

>>51088289
I think this anon is right. Half of european households rely on natural gas.
Lets not even go into germany and their need for LNG for their industry....

Lets just say, there was a reason why Germany (who hated russia after the war) - still traded with the USSR. Not because they wanted to. But because they literally had to.

[Anonymous No.51088319]

>>51088289
>so you think gas prices will drop in winter??
no you fucking muppet

I think your meme stock has already run up way too much and anyone getting in now is in for a big disapppointment

[Anonymous No.51088322]

>>51088297
>Nah, yuropoors, especially germans, are too subservient to do anything

Its all the same all over the world. Dont fall for the "muhhh cowboy saviour" bullshit.

Americans are equally cowardly. After the 2020 "election" and the "pande*ic" it really shows that they wont do shit either. Bullshitters.

[Anonymous No.51088326]

>>51088296
for a few dimes you can have the wives and their questionably aged daughter(s)

[Anonymous No.51088338]

>>51087707
>INTC has no future
They allowed their management to be contaminated by pajeets, roasties and diversity, competitors got ahead and poached a lot of their good engineers. Now they are trying to turn around by getting a white CEO but everytime I hear him speak, I get bad vibes. He is always talking about the buildout of their fabs and the locations they will be in 2025. Never about addressing the company culture situation that got them in their losing position, or about any shorter-term measures that can fix anything before 2025.
I'm holding INTC but dont know if it was a good idea to buy. Will not sell at a loss, but when it recovers I will re-evaluate whether I still think it can outperform any other investments, or sell it...

[Anonymous No.51088378]

>>51088322
Can't talk for the americans or countries outside europe. I was stating my life experience in different european countries and my compounding disappointment with the average europoor. Some eastern europeans know can see through the bullshit but they still can't do anything
>After the 2020 "election" and the "pande*ic" it really shows that they wont do shit either.
Can't say a lot about the election since my exposure to the average burger is limited to this site but I agree that the reaction to the "pandemic" was very telling about people. That's when I decided to side with the jews and try to make it no matter what

[Anonymous No.51088383]

That bart on futures, this is going to be an opening pump to afternoon dump kind of day

[Anonymous No.51088386]

>>51088319
so because you think it's overvalued you call it a meme stock classic smg

you have yet to explain why you think it's overvalued though other than line has gone up

[Anonymous No.51088389]

>>51088305
Greetings fellow grey wizard... had exactly the same thoughts about my 1995 vintage BMW convertible. I will keep it until hopefully, affordable electric engine swap kits will be available for older cars.

[Anonymous No.51088395]

APRN

[Anonymous No.51088402]

What happened to the SPAC market? I miss 4xing based purely on speculation

[Anonymous No.51088414]

>>51088389
I feel brother. We will be there within 10 years I hope

[Anonymous No.51088443]

>>51088386
As if anyone here ever explains anything aside from 'line go up'. I've yet to see anyone explain with numbers why EQNR would go up.

But FARTGAS HEHE AMIRITE xD

[Anonymous No.51088460]

don't have a cow man

[Anonymous No.51088495]

>>51087851
The market's already lightly positioned for a 75bps.

[Anonymous No.51088508]

>>51086745
At this rate it'll take two or three years until SPR is empty

[Anonymous No.51088531]

>>51088508
Good thing theres no potential war insight where we would need reserves

[Anonymous No.51088532]

Does natural gas still have any gas left in it? People are starting to get bored of Ukraine

[Anonymous No.51088534]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.51088540]

>>51088389
you wanna change out a inline 6 engine for a gay E - Motor??

[Anonymous No.51088545]

>>51088242
Oil literally went negative pre pandemic

[Anonymous No.51088554]

>>51088540
Joe the midget rogaine said it would be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.51088562]

>>51088545
For 3 years straight?

[Anonymous No.51088566]

>>51088532
Which benchmark? TTF will probably correct but I bet Henry Hub will keep going up because of the arbitrage especially when the Freeport LNG terminal reopens. That's 2Bcf/d out of the US supply and into Europe

[Anonymous No.51088574]

>>51088532
Depends how bad winter gets. Germans are turning the lights off so the melanin enriched can hide in the dark. Once the sunsets you wont want to leave your house in germany.

[Anonymous No.51088579]

>>51088562
No? It went negative which explains the crater in oil stocks at the time.

[Anonymous No.51088586]

>>51088574
Wheres hitler when you need him

[Anonymous No.51088603]

>>51088554

those cars arent made for E Motors lol

and there surely wont be Kits to convert them either because theres no way this would be profitable

you can try it all custom yourself, might be possible, but will be a pain in the ass to get it fit and you gonna ruin the 50/50 weight distribution aswell

[Anonymous No.51088607]

>>51087902

>already bottomed

You mean how smart money cashed out after the 10 year golden bullrun with the covid stimulus cherry on top and then retards fomod into the dip who will all soon be running for cover when winter hits and further rate hikes really start to bite?

Just checkin

[Anonymous No.51088655]

>>51086200
Be careful man, i heard hes got 100k under the hood

[Anonymous No.51088666]

Good news everypony, every company is missing earnings after downwards revisions, that's bullish!

[Anonymous No.51088669]

Nvidia tanked like a champ yesterday and its green?

[Anonymous No.51088670]

>>51088443
Nat gas is nearly 4x it's value in 2018 and the company stock only doubled. It's p/e is in the single digits still. Why is it overvalued?

[Anonymous No.51088686]

>>51088666
Thx satan

[Anonymous No.51088703]

Good Morning /smg/ Sirs
Did you buy PTON puts yesterday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SAhDm1JnFc

[Anonymous No.51088707]

>>51088666
satan says so

[Anonymous No.51088718]

this is some pajeet altcoin tier rugpulling

[Anonymous No.51088734]

>>51088703
IV was too high, so no.

[Anonymous No.51088739]

>>51088670
you need to take hedging, operating expenditures and sales into account among other things like reserves and drilling inventory to get the full picture. Not all companies are equal. But you're right that higher commodity prices do affect margins positively

[Anonymous No.51088845]

>>51088669
They are a good company with integrity. Can't wait to game on NVDA market makers today with my dual 3070, dual 32 inch 4k monitor trading setup. The dual 3070s are OP for trading.

[Anonymous No.51088855]

We close red,right?

[Anonymous No.51088867]

>>51088845
Nvidia isnt going up until a decent new game comes out

[Anonymous No.51088876]

>>51088296
god I hope so I could really use some new sex slaves

[Anonymous No.51088891]

>>51088867
>a decent game comes out
i saw hogwart might be decent,though not sure what you think decent is

[Anonymous No.51088894]

>>51088876
New? Anon... you have to let them go

[Anonymous No.51088902]

>>51088894
but we get along so well now!

[Anonymous No.51088921]

>>51088867
What part of game on the market makers don't you understand?

[Anonymous No.51088924]

There is NO fucking way today will be red. Can’t wait for everything to pump after the GDP report

[Anonymous No.51088928]

jackson hole sounds like a gay porno

[Anonymous No.51088932]

>>51088867
It will go up regardless because a significant portion of their growth is glownig. The business mainstay is hurt but not going to be as bad as expected. Last two years were just impossible to beat.

[Anonymous No.51088934]

>>51088924
>There is NO fucking way today will be red.

[Anonymous No.51088938]

>>51088891
Something that will have every 14 yearold begging mommy for a new pc. Fornite 2.0? Nvidia would double if that happened

[Anonymous No.51088946]

>>51088928
Where do you think lemon party was done?

[Anonymous No.51088952]

>>51088855
not yet bobo.
wait for next Monday's open though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvhe8OHzU4g

[Anonymous No.51088970]

>>51088938
I'm thinking bigger than that. Call me a schizo but Westworld runs on NVDA tech. Fuck video gaming. I'm going to be Black Hat Man William irl

[Anonymous No.51088971]

>>51088946
>lemon party
That reminds me of blue waffle,damn

[Anonymous No.51088974]

>>51088921
I liked what you said and it made me chuckle but I was being srs. Havent had any big title drops in a bit. Need to give a reason for teen boys to beg mommy to give money to nvidia

[Anonymous No.51088977]

>>51088718
Why the fuck did I not buy puts?

[Anonymous No.51088980]

>gdp report today
its fucking over
consider how far companies like wmt and nvda guided down for this quarter, how is gdp not going to be more negative than last time?

[TwoFellas No.51088989]

>>51086176

[Anonymous No.51088991]

>>51088974
Probably true shorter term, but I'm invested for what's probably in the black box r&d department.

[Anonymous No.51088993]

>>51088980
the gdp will be hecking bullish regardless of the number
the only way to make money in this market is to be mentally retarded

[Anonymous No.51089015]

>>51088932
Glownigs dont spill Pepsi on their graphics card like retard tier teen boys. Whatever pump fed gave them likely wont be reoccurring.

I unironically did this twice as a kid. Mom was mad but I got a new pc. The second time wasnt even an accident.

[Anonymous No.51089020]

>>51088993
brain damaged
spy is going to 0

[Anonymous No.51089025]

>>51089020
that would be rational, and rational people aren't allowed to make money anymore, as they threaten the new world order

[Anonymous No.51089033]

>>51088980
>Bad GDP
>FED will pivot BUY LEDDIT BUY
>Good GDP
>Recession cancelled BUY LEDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.51089050]

>>51088971
>lemon party
>blue waffle
thx for reminding me

[Anonymous No.51089054]

>>51088991
Is it really that big? How many gaming rigs did the all seeing eye buy? Maybe I'm way behind info on nvidia. I didnt know the govt was buying that many cards. I'll have to look in to this. Hmmm... hmm...

[Anonymous No.51089088]

>>51089033
>>Bad GDP
>>FED will pivot BUY LEDDIT BUY
This is true (not an actual pivot though).
bad numbers = temporary mini golden bulls
>>Good GDP
>>Recession cancelled BUY LEDDIT BUY
I think good news = good news is priced in and the rate hikes that come with good news matter more now.

[Anonymous No.51089102]

>>51089015
Still, the glowies can take full advantage of their r&d imo. Some anon in an earlier thread was saying how their data center business is quite big and keeps on growing, and I believe it will regardless of market conditions. Retail is where they have better margins but gov contracts and data centers are not going to slow down. Also, anecdotal evidence I have is a friend of mine who was working on some big data company and he was telling me how GPUs will replace CPUs, especially for things such as AI and ML simply due to the information processing. That was about 6 years ago.

[Anonymous No.51089113]

we havent even started the bullrun and bobo is already overdosing on copium
>>51087851

[Anonymous No.51089132]

>>51087851
you will see what happens on Monday

[Anonymous No.51089144]

jpow will personally be overseeing penis inspection at jackson hole.

[Anonymous No.51089154]

>>51089144
What if im uncut?

[Anonymous No.51089175]

>>51089144
>Inflates SMG big and round UWU

[Anonymous No.51089182]

>>51089144
He will also inspect Jackson's hole with his huge penis.

[Anonymous No.51089183]

>>51089154

[Anonymous No.51089191]

>>51089154
he'll be cutting more than just the rates if you know what i mean. an entire brigade of rabbi's will descend upon jhole

[Anonymous No.51089193]

>>51089183
Huh,i thought they used their teeth

[Anonymous No.51089212]

how bad is it going to be today

[Anonymous No.51089246]

>>51089193
no, they'll just suck your pp a bit afterward

[Anonymous No.51089248]

>>51089193
That is only on children

[Anonymous No.51089253]

>>51089212
Today? Worry about the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.51089298]

5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.51089311]

>>51089298
in 5 minutes, idiocracy becomes real

[Anonymous No.51089348]

>>51089298
it will be 0.0% or some other manipulated number

[Anonymous No.51089359]

[Anonymous No.51089365]

>>51089348
Price index higher than previous.

[Anonymous No.51089367]

>>51089359
very bullish

[Anonymous No.51089368]

I'm beginning to think maybe meme stocks were a misdirection intended to pull buying pressure away from Tsla.

[Anonymous No.51089369]

Someone post the chart of what usually happens to the market September of an election year

[Anonymous No.51089377]

How do I profit from this?^

[Anonymous No.51089379]

>>51089377
just buy as much as possible of BBBY, APE and SOXL

[Anonymous No.51089392]

What would jerome say about these numbers? my gues:
>strong labor market
>companies are doing fine despite the negative gdp growth
>???

[Anonymous No.51089405]

Jobless claims? Lowering.
GDP? Too hot.

Hikes? Rape.

[Anonymous No.51089408]

>>51089392
It honestly doesn't matter. As someone already said
>numbers bad = low rate increase = market line go up
>numbers good = recession cancelled = market line go up

[Anonymous No.51089409]

>>51089392
we remain strongly committed to pumping the st i mean bringing inflation down to our target of 16%
>>51089405
take my reddit gold kind stranger

[Anonymous No.51089413]

PRVB giving me a good feeling

[Anonymous No.51089415]

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind nigger! Wholesome 100 chungus keanu ape squeezerino MOASS soon!

[Anonymous No.51089427]

Urf. Noooo. I am too huge Jerome. I can't handle anymore printing. Burp.

[Anonymous No.51089430]

CPNG bros, 20 today

[Anonymous No.51089431]

We are fucked. Fed is going to pivot

[Anonymous No.51089458]

>>51089431

Free money for everyone? Time to all in on TSLA

[Anonymous No.51089475]

>>51089431
Proofs?

[Anonymous No.51089498]

>>51089431

[Anonymous No.51089583]

alright alright i'm baking i'm baking
>>51089581

[Anonymous No.51089841]

No mention of gdp less negative than expected? Bullish.