/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51081082]

Man made market edition

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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51079528

[Anonymous No.51081111]

what pattern is this

[Anonymous No.51081112]

What the fuck is NVIDIA?

[Anonymous No.51081127]

>>51081082
I like this image
It's a good image

[Anonymous No.51081128]

>>51081112
bait for rich boomers that don't understand technology

[Anonymous No.51081130]

A balanced portfolio of 99.06% SHOP

[Anonymous No.51081131]

What are we drinking tonight, lads

[Anonymous No.51081179]

>>51081131
I'm thinking beer.

[Anonymous No.51081187]

>>51081130
Pajeet was screaming to short Shop, so you went a ice cream by the evening but it all worked out. He was a good guy.

[Anonymous No.51081191]

>>51081131
Bull tears.

[Anonymous No.51081195]

NVDA bros oh no no nooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51081199]

>>51081179
I'd take that yoga class.

[Anonymous No.51081201]

>>51081131
cyanide if NVDA keeps dumping

[Anonymous No.51081209]

>>51081191
>GME
>AMC
>BB
>NOK
this did not age well

[Anonymous No.51081211]

>>51080960
>>51081076
these posts haven’t aged well over the last 20 minutes
>tfw options market isn’t even open

[Anonymous No.51081221]

>>51081209
Kek I posted it based on the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.51081224]

smooth brains think about the direction of the market day-to-day, the big brains look for opportunities to short volatility

[Anonymous No.51081233]

>Missed out on a free $10k because I had the gall to pay my debts
Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.51081235]

>>51081195
No one gets rich by playing the obvious.
NVDA will go green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51081241]

>>51081211
Yes begin the gamma squeeze downward, my 140p lotto weeklies finna print and people b seethin yall

[Anonymous No.51081248]

>>51081111
My net-worth.

[Anonymous No.51081249]

>NVDA
yeah I'm thinking steak or lobster tomorrow bobros.

[Anonymous No.51081250]

>>51081211
I'm watching it climb as I read this.

[Anonymous No.51081256]

>>51081235
In my time day trading I've found the biggest moves actually happen from the obvious because everyone thinks that way. People take profits too early or flip the other direction and get squeezed.

[Anonymous No.51081257]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I guess I will have to find solace in a cheap RTX 3090

[Anonymous No.51081259]

[Anonymous No.51081264]

>>51081233
Same. You're not alone.

Worse, you didn't just miss out on 10K. You missed out the opportunity cost of 10K, which could had made you a millionaire had you invested it in crypto 5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.51081265]

I look forward to hearing bobo's cope tomorrow as NVDA goes green

[Anonymous No.51081268]

>>51081127
Save it friend,it's all yours

[Anonymous No.51081276]

>>51081235
They literally blew their dick off in their gudiance and on the call. A $2 billion miss is no small thing
>>51081250
It keeps dropping

[Anonymous No.51081282]

SOXL customers you betroon yourselves

[Anonymous No.51081283]

>>51081256
How many times have you made money chasing what has already happened?
Everybody and their mother knows what NVDA's earnings are now.
Whatever it dumped was the dump.

[Anonymous No.51081284]

>>51081224
shorting vix is priced in and not worth your time, premiums don't decay like other options

[Anonymous No.51081287]

>-4.80%

[Anonymous No.51081289]

Bros,

Got 20k in the bank and my student loans are now nonexistent

What’s is a cool, sporty, reliable and easy to maintain car?

[Anonymous No.51081295]

>>51081283
>t retard
Why do markets open at all and spend 23 hours a day on price discovery if all the moves happen instantly? What the fuck did I just read?

[Anonymous No.51081296]

>>51081276
It's up from 163, ain't it?

[Anonymous No.51081307]

>>51081289
SOXL

[Anonymous No.51081308]

>>51081289
This right here is the perfect reason Jpow is going to go bald eagle on Friday

[Anonymous No.51081309]

>>51081289
Golf R

[Anonymous No.51081311]

>>51081289
>cool, sporty
>reliable and easy to maintain
pick one

[Anonymous No.51081318]

>>51081295
>What the fuck did I just read?
The truth.

[Anonymous No.51081321]

>>51081308
>lemon dress
What the fuck was she thinking?
Yes i know it's a code for them,but still

[Anonymous No.51081325]

>>51081296
Just wait until retail can dump their bags tomorrow, you’re holding an extremely over priced stock that was basically the meme stock for boomers

[Anonymous No.51081336]

>biz is fucking around with semis (again) instead of buying EQNR for the frozen Europe crisis
I’m trying to help you guys again, but like SIGA at $9, you wouldn’t listen. I bet you’ll buy my bags at $65.

[Anonymous No.51081344]

>>51081325
It just keeps going up after bottoming out at 163.
I think you missed the bus, fren.

[Anonymous No.51081346]

>>51081318
You sir do not understand markets at all. Please stay away from risky financial instruments.

[Anonymous No.51081350]

>>51081311
That used 5 year old Audi cost almost as much as my 2022 Honda HRV brand new.. and it probably smells like blunt wraps

[Anonymous No.51081351]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51081358]

How do we capitalize on the emerging markets making their own brics currency? International bonds?

[Anonymous No.51081362]

>>51081350
I mean that’s pretty good for the miles

[Anonymous No.51081370]

>>51081346
If the obvious made money we would all be rich.

[Anonymous No.51081371]

>>51081350
>honda hrv
Yeah enjoy that CVT transmission,faggot

[Anonymous No.51081378]

>>51081350
Except the difference is my car has appreciated in value with over 2x the miles and your new 2022 Honda depreciated instantly when you drove it off the lot

[Anonymous No.51081382]

>>51081336
I'm listening anon

[Anonymous No.51081384]

>>51081289
Ford fiesta, vw up

[Anonymous No.51081390]

>>51081289
A miata

[Anonymous No.51081393]

>>51081082
I have to sell SOXL calls tomorrow to make sure I pay my rent. What strike price and what date should I choose

[Anonymous No.51081394]

>>51081378
Nigga Honda is the #1 brand for maintaining value. Stop telling zoomers to buy nigger cars

[Anonymous No.51081395]

>>51081112
At least is holding support...

[Anonymous No.51081400]

>>51081370
If it's obvious someone will always be looking to fade the obvious move and it could go either way with the contrarians being run over in the process.

[Anonymous No.51081402]

>>51081289
get a jap luxury car (acura, infiniti, lexus)

I do all my repairs myself and there's rarely anything more than routine maintenance.

[Anonymous No.51081407]

>>51081395
ooh wait.... shieeeeeeeeeet

[Anonymous No.51081410]

>>51081378
>>51081394
Also Mazdas are alright. I'd say Mazdas are B- while Mazdas are A- or A. Had a Civic for 10 years, now a Mazda3, both used

[Anonymous No.51081415]

>>51081407
it will probably be fine come morning honestly

[Anonymous No.51081418]

>>51081394
Not the ones with cvt. And the new models obviously haven't been tested over the years.

[Anonymous No.51081419]

>>51081393
>wait until it tanks 20% in a week
>sell covered calls at the bottom

This forum is shit

[Anonymous No.51081421]

>>51081116
>I like RL. I think they are insulated from demand slowing at other retailers like TGT because rich people still spend money on nice things during a recession when middle/low class cut back spending

i dont think Ralph Lauren is "high-end." its for middle class people who want to think they are high end

[Anonymous No.51081429]

>>51081393
MRVL reports after the bell tomorrow, and it's likely to be good. I would reconsider selling calls.

[Anonymous No.51081431]

>>51081419
I don't know if you're trolling but these responses aren't allowed anymore. This retard index pumps 10% in a day and we're two days away from Jackson Hole. Do the math

[Anonymous No.51081444]

>>51081400
Yeah, sometimes. If that didn't happen then being contrarian would become obvious.
The trick is to predict what is going to happen instead of chasing what has already happened.

[Anonymous No.51081451]

>>51081429
>and it's likely to be good.

[Anonymous No.51081461]

>>51081289
You sound like a miata man

[Anonymous No.51081460]

>>51081421
For me it was when they did the really giant horses for brown people to flex with tacky looking shit

[Anonymous No.51081474]

>>51081415
>it will probably be fine come morning honestly
the mumu cope begins.
it's a big MISS and 1B lower guidance it will go down and take the whole nasd-ack with it

[Anonymous No.51081483]

>>51081461
Hey fuck you the MX-5 is a saint.

[Anonymous No.51081486]

>>51081451
They sell networking and data center chips.
NVDA may have failed on kiddie gaming, but their data center portion grew by 61% YoY.

[Anonymous No.51081493]

China won't take over Hong Kong
Russia won't invade Ukraine
Inflation will go away with supply chains opening

We are here

Taiwan is safe

[Anonymous No.51081497]

>>51081461
Keep Miatas out of shit talk pls

[Anonymous No.51081501]

>>51081444
Sorry that’s where you have it wrong. Trying to predict the market is impossible and gambling as I said. The only edge is to trade price action signals and ride the wave, because waves don’t begin and end abruptly. Call it “chasing” but I’m right.

[Anonymous No.51081504]

>>51081394
my used luxury car with 28k miles is selling for $4k more than I purchased it, over 2 years later with 60k miles.
Mine has barely 50k miles on it now.
>stop telling zoomers to buy a nigger car
>implies buying a new honda is a smarter financial decision
if you buy a new car you are already retarded. only time buying new makes sense is on hyper cars like Lamborghini or something where you put 1-2k miles on it then sell it and buy another new one.
Yeah and you look like an Asian mom in Pasadena driving that Honda around. Meanwhile everyone thinks my car is very nice even though I bought it for less than your Honda because MSRP on a new Audi A6 is $57k

[Anonymous No.51081509]

>>51081493
LOL. China is a fucking joke.
People are burning clothes for fuel because they can't afford coal.

[Anonymous No.51081510]

>>51081493
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51081512]

>>51081483
anyone have more pictures of her feet? I'm making a collage

[Anonymous No.51081515]

>>51081483
Can you stop posting her. I have a thing about veins. I get violently Ill when I see huge veins... Please anon

[Anonymous No.51081514]

>>51081370
The obvious has consistently beaten 99% of active traders.

[Anonymous No.51081523]

>>51081483
>brieposter likes miatas
We knew you were gay, why are you doubling down on your faggotry?

[Anonymous No.51081532]

>>51081515
>I get violently Ill when I see huge veins... Please anon
Why is that? they give me a raging boner,for some reason

[Anonymous No.51081533]

>>51081289
Honda Civic. Easiest car I’ve ever worked on. Everything is so easily accessible and it drives so good. Parts are cheap and easy to acquire too. The engine will outlive you as long as you maintain it properly. Best money I’ve ever spent as soon as I became debt free.

[Anonymous No.51081535]

>>51081501
You predict the catalysts that move the market, and that's the best you can do.
Catalysts can't be ignored for long, and they will move the market provided a stronger catalyst doesn't cancel their effect.

[Anonymous No.51081534]

Why does SAVA keep pumping on my bear call spread

[Anonymous No.51081541]

>>51081483
>MX-5
its the BEST sportscar

[Anonymous No.51081552]

>>51081461
>>51081483
>>51081497
There is nothing wrong with Mazdas but Miatas are kinda smally. It's just weird; they're kinda small, right? Like, not in a coupe way, but in a SmartCar way

[Anonymous No.51081556]

>>51081512
There's a page of her on wiki feet but consider yourself warned

[Anonymous No.51081567]

So I guess SIGA is just dead now? Is there any actual reason for that, or nah?

[Anonymous No.51081579]

>>51081402
I got a Lexus hybrid that gets 42 mpg. Very solid fuel economy and it also has had no issues except one of the blindspot cameras glitching.

[Anonymous No.51081601]

>>51081567
munkeypox is over. No one cares. Kids aren't getting it and people understand it's a gay disease. Cases are dropping. People are not dying and third world countries aren't reporting shit. It's literally over and you are a fucking retard if your holding BAVA or SIGA. The future is oil and CLF

[Anonymous No.51081602]

>>51081421
Ralph Lauren Purple Label is very nice.
Also, they are one of the few luxury brands that make clothing for fat asses.
I see a lot of obsess people and ex NFL players wearing/buying RL.
They have advertisements in high brow shows (they had an episode of billions where they broke down all the main characters outfits and a lot of them were wearing RL purple label)
I am bullish on them. I will keep selling calls against my shares and selling puts with a 15% lower stroke than market price to add to my position

[Anonymous No.51081611]

>>51081486
At the same time enterprise is cutting spending due to the recession were headed straight for. Jim Brandon just destroyed everything the fed has been trying to fight against in not only the IRA and now just threw $3,000,000,000 in free money to people, which is more than the IRA was going to cut the deficit... lmao

[Anonymous No.51081618]

>>51081535
Of course you can look at macro and catalysts but the timing will never be there without price action confirmation. And if you time it wrong you’re wrong.

[Anonymous No.51081620]

>>51081512
https://www.wikifeet.com/Brie_Larson
Here, I'll save you some seconds since you're willing to put some effort in.

[Anonymous No.51081625]

>>51081602
>9k for a piece of cloth

[Anonymous No.51081638]

>>51081358
Buy gold or a gold derivative. Corporate bonds being issued in Yuan to fund gold mining. Other countries buying gold in USD to trade for Yuan or Rubles so they can buy oil/fertilizer. Less gold available to be directly traded in USD, means higher USD gold prices.

https://www.mining.com/web/polyus-issues-bonds-in-chinese-yuan/

[Anonymous No.51081640]

UUUU
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UEC
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UROY
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[Anonymous No.51081643]

>>51081415
Missed eps by more than 50%

Still one of the highest inflated stocks compared to pre pandemic

[Anonymous No.51081645]

When will the VIX stock go up again?

[Anonymous No.51081648]

>>51081289
Lexus texas

[Anonymous No.51081651]

>>51081618
If it was easy then there wouldn't be any money in it.
If it was impossible then no one would do it.

[Anonymous No.51081653]

So there's going to be a giant rate hike for the student loans right? Right?

[Anonymous No.51081658]

>>51081653
most student loans are already loan shark tier

[Anonymous No.51081684]

>>51081643
>Missed eps by more than 50%
Your information is incorrect. They lowered guidance before the report and only missed by a penny.

[Anonymous No.51081703]

>>51081658
Eye mean da inflation from 400 billion dollars.
Retards with loans just gained more money each month.

[Anonymous No.51081706]

>>51081625
and people buy it
>tfw this polo bear turtle neck is sold out in XXL, S, XS

[Anonymous No.51081707]

>>51081645
VIX could go up Friday before JPOW speaks, but it will likely collapse after he does.
I wouldn't bet on a VIX pump until it is below 19.

[Anonymous No.51081711]

>>51081653
Build back better implies lots of destruction. Obviously wrong policy is on purpose. Wait till the working class burns through credit and pay later schemes

[Anonymous No.51081716]

>>51081640
Also these two explorers:
BSENF +24%
FISOF +28%

https://twitter.com/RickRuleRulz/status/1562436497894436867

[Anonymous No.51081734]

You’re a fucking retard if you think the market won’t be blood green tomorrow. Basically you’re all fucking retards and Fuck You all.

[Anonymous No.51081744]

>>51081734

[Anonymous No.51081781]

>>51081734
Post shorts

[Anonymous No.51081782]

>>51081734

[Anonymous No.51081795]

>>51081082
Will all stocks go down -50% later this year or will it all be bullshit?

https://youtu.be/N2NcF0Ru1CI

[Anonymous No.51081797]

>green futures
Yeah Im thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.51081798]

>>51081583
you win $500 off your 5 credit spreads anon. Nice work

[Anonymous No.51081800]

>>51081620
>>51081556
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.51081805]

>>51081716
KING.

check

[Anonymous No.51081807]

>>51081289
Buy the shittest jap car you can

[Anonymous No.51081809]

>>51081486
Anecdotally, I was rejected from a job at NVIDIA bc they scrapped the project. It was a giant data center networking chip project. So looks to me that they are possibly cutting investment there due to macroeconomic conditions (higher value in long term discounted heavier due to high inflation)

[Anonymous No.51081810]

>>51081684
1.25 prediction.
.51 actual

[Anonymous No.51081818]

>>51081795

[Anonymous No.51081827]

>>51081810
That is the prediction from their last earnings. They lowered guidance last week and it was already priced in.

[Anonymous No.51081855]

How do I profit off child soldiers fighting putler?

[Anonymous No.51081863]

>>51081827
yeah but lowering Q3 revenue guidance by 1B wasn’t priced in.
>Nvidia also announced Q3 revenue projections that fell short of expectations, saying it will bring in $5.9 billion in the quarter. Wall Street was looking for $6.9 billion.

[Anonymous No.51081868]

>>51081855
Surely they're just posing for the pic and that's all,right?

[Anonymous No.51081872]

>>51081827
They lowered it one week before the reveal. Pretty shit company to alter by that margin last minute.

I dont know any fag buying graphics cards at these scalping prices. Easy put buy

[Anonymous No.51081876]

>>51081809
Seems like it will take some time for Nvidia to normalize after incredible demand but AI data centers have incredible growth and demand and Nvidia is still the leader

[Anonymous No.51081879]

>>51081798
Nice. I'm going to buy a share of nvda with it because it's like collecting free nvda stock and then go out for a nice dinner.

[Anonymous No.51081891]

>>51081863
That part is true, but the 50% earnings miss is not.

[Anonymous No.51081903]

>>51081872
You don't have any new information that the entire world doesn't already know.
Can you give me a prediction that isn't obvious?

[Anonymous No.51081919]

>>51081734

[Anonymous No.51081926]

Amazon is shutting down their healthcare.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1562551347928772609

Man Amazon sure is cutting a lot of corners lately, what with laying off 100k workers and all.

[Anonymous No.51081942]

>>51081868
They look over 12, too old to leave the country during Zalenskis war Anon.

[Anonymous No.51081944]

>>51081919
With this many bears around do you still feel comfortable shorting?
I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.51081948]

>>51081082
WBA or CVS for long term divvies?

[Anonymous No.51081954]

Sooooo AH is always bullshit 100% of the time, but I'm still sad I didn't have the stones to hold my puts.

Does NVDA bounce off the floor tomorrow or sink into oblivion?

[Anonymous No.51081967]

OOOOOHHH NO SIR
THE NEEDFULL I
CAN NO LONGER DO
PROPPING UP THE MARKET
IS ALL UP TO YOU
GOOD MORNING
OOOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.51081972]

>>51081336
Thanks for that tip, anon. I bought yesterday. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.51081974]

>>51081926
Good. They already have enough on their plate.

[Anonymous No.51081973]

>>51081903
Nvidia is 100% overvalued and I mean that literally. It's a 80 dollar stock trading for 175.

[Anonymous No.51081992]

>>51081954
A lot of call buyers Tue/Wed this week. IV crush + the $8 drop AH from the 172.22 close is going to put additional downward pressure on NVDA tomorrow and Friday.
I could see Monday being either blood red or flat, the rest of the week flat or green next week

[Anonymous No.51082018]

>>51081973
I bet it doubles in 3-5 years.

[Anonymous No.51082023]

>>51082018

[Anonymous No.51082024]

>>51081973
>NVDA must go down because it's overvalued
nigga, you're retarded

[Anonymous No.51082027]

>>51081944
there will probably be a retard pump when powell talks friday but after that it's ogre

[Anonymous No.51082035]

>>51081992
Sucks that I only bought one otm put before earnings... had no idea this prospect would be gold.

[Anonymous No.51082044]

>>51082027
That is something that no one on this planet knows.

[Anonymous No.51082050]

>>51082024
Nigga the mother fucker is more pumped pre pandemic than the rest of the market.

[Anonymous No.51082065]

>>51081992
The Put/Call ratio is 1.1.

[Anonymous No.51082076]

Oilbros
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/american-troops-wounded-syria-rocket-attacks-rcna44722

[Anonymous No.51082077]

Baggies always get fucked. You cant be buried with your nvidia shares.

[Anonymous No.51082079]

>>51082065
Yeah so 45% of total options buyers just got ass blasted

[Anonymous No.51082082]

>>51082023
You seem to think they're going out of business which is just plain silly.

[Anonymous No.51082094]

>>51082050
>if a stock goes up it must then come down
anon, just stop

[Anonymous No.51082096]

>>51081645
>Child alien abduction

[Anonymous No.51082109]

>>51082079
And that's a good things. Show me your puts

[Anonymous No.51082116]

>>51081336
Just wait until Germany capitulates and makes a deal with the Russians and you get rugged by buying the top.

[Anonymous No.51082117]

I think baggie finally left us for good

[Anonymous No.51082118]

Jannies we've been through this. You cannot ban me. It's antisemitic. I am /smg/. I control the stock market.

[Anonymous No.51082127]

Energy chads..... It's our fucking turn.

[Anonymous No.51082142]

>>51082076
oil sure was extra schizo today...
and I can't believe we are still in Syria bombing what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.51082145]

>>51082044
very insightful anon, care to share anything else?

[Anonymous No.51082153]

>>51082142
welcome to the oil cult. Where nothing makes sense and the line goes up and down based off whatever the fuck

[Anonymous No.51082160]

>>51082094
I dont believe you appreciate the gravity of the situation anon

[Anonymous No.51082170]

>find tax evaders on biz
>open longs on GEO
>report tax evaders on biz
>tax evade capital gains on GEO
>go to jail myself
>make sure to open automatic longs and automatic short close on GEO before going to jail myself

I need some kino "going to jail" posts anyways. Maybe biz could form a gang.

[Anonymous No.51082176]

>>51082145
Yeah, don't believe youtube bullshit. If they were so goddamn smart they wouldn't be wasting their time with a webcam.

[Anonymous No.51082178]

>>51081567
>Case growth slows (europe and US anyways)
>FDA didn't grant emergency use authorization, and definitely won't now because of the prior point
>government and/or CDC seems to have a hard-on for mpox vaccines, rather than the antiviral
>media stopped talking about it

Siga will bleed out to sub-20 easily unless there's some major uptick in cases or other news. The FDA approval coming later this year will be a boost, but that's basically it. Seems like the Siga play is over.

[Anonymous No.51082180]

I have SPY calls expiring Friday ama

[Anonymous No.51082187]

>>51082180
Just screenshot them and post it

[Anonymous No.51082189]

>>51082180
What strike?

[Anonymous No.51082194]

>>51082187
no

[Anonymous No.51082200]

>>51082180
I have XOM calls expiring Friday, don't (you) me

[Anonymous No.51082209]

Why are optionfags such degenerates?

[Anonymous No.51082215]

>>51082170
GEO dudes will quickly find out that following Dr. Burry's trade was a bad decision since he likely already sold the 25% gain his stake reveal caused.

Dude raves about the long term but is incapable of holding onto anything for longer than a quarter.

[Anonymous No.51082216]

>>51082178
>media stopped talking about it

[Anonymous No.51082217]

>>51082176
kek, there are some okay ones but they have low views

[Anonymous No.51082228]

>got cucked out of a free 10k
Blows. Sucks living in Americuck land.

[Anonymous No.51082233]

>>51082109
I have 20 172.5/170 bear spreads. Total profit is NVDA closes below 170 Friday is $2.77k
I also have 5 162.5/160 bear spreads. Max profit is $971 and max possible loss is $279

[Anonymous No.51082243]

>>51081486
First off, I'm a schizo, but 2nd off, I'm a shareholder of NVDA for what's in their black box. Westworld runs on NVDA tech

[Anonymous No.51082249]

>>51082118
Seen this webm a bunch of times, and I still don't understand what message or feeling it's even trying to convey

[Anonymous No.51082257]

>>51082076
>The locations at Conoco and Green Village, both in northeastern Syria, began taking rocket fire Wednesday afternoon. It’s not clear whether either location sustained damage to structures or equipment.
>The locations at Conoco and Green Village
>Conoco
?

[Anonymous No.51082268]

somebody owes /smg/ tits

[Anonymous No.51082270]

>>51082180
Ama

[Anonymous No.51082274]

>>51082257
middle east chimpout = higher oil prices
also a rocket taking out a oil refinery is bullish

[Anonymous No.51082302]

>>51082117
I'm more concerned about the KO divvie boomer. He said a few days ago his wife left him and at first I thought that was an imposter but now...

>>51082170
>Setup buy and hold portfolio
>Commit white collar crime
>Enjoy years living off tax dollars in a minimum security resort

[Anonymous No.51082343]

>>51082302
I would be surprised if he isn't having problems at home considering the first thing he did with his raise (that his wife knows he got because he won't shut up about it) is go out and take out a loan to buy more KO.

[Anonymous No.51082349]

AAPL, F, and ROST puts hitting tomorrow or not?

[Anonymous No.51082360]

>there is still a GME general
Why?

[Anonymous No.51082369]

>>51081926
thats because they plan to put something else in place doodoo head

[Anonymous No.51082391]

>>51082360
So they have somewhere to be comfy

[Anonymous No.51082397]

>>51082360
the'yre bagholding there isn't much else they can do but hold on to their tinfoil hat theories

[Anonymous No.51082399]

>>51082217
I like the Elliott Wave Options guy. He seems pretty legit.
https://www.youtube.com/c/ElliottWaveOptions

[Anonymous No.51082407]

>>51082360
Diamond bags baby

I hope the recent BBBY disaster has finally killed memestocks for good.

[Anonymous No.51082410]

>>51082270
You are a fucking retard. SPY is going to open at 420 tomorrow, you are so fucked lmao

[Anonymous No.51082411]

gimme a penny stock to put 40k into

[Anonymous No.51082412]

>>51082369
>>51082360
>>51082349
>>51082343
>>51082302
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[Anonymous No.51082423]

filipino food is so fucking good
seriously thinking about wifing one just for the food

[Anonymous No.51082429]

>>51082412

[Anonymous No.51082431]

>>51082412
It reeks of smelly Indian In here

[Anonymous No.51082436]

>>51082412

[Anonymous No.51082445]

>>51082411
BBW

[Anonymous No.51082447]

>>51082412
GOOD MORNING SIRS

[Anonymous No.51082460]

You didn't fall for the gaysex fud did you anon?

[Anonymous No.51082471]

where is the bottom? TELL ME

[Anonymous No.51082485]

>>51082410
Probably right desu but i didnt want to miss some off the wall prepowwow dump. Whenever the next dump happens it's going to be before a powwow. After is too obvious. I admit it's a bad play on an index but I figured we would feel the dax dump before next week.

[Anonymous No.51082506]

imagine buying puts
couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.51082507]

GET
ON
THE
BOAT
NOOOOW

[Anonymous No.51082508]

>>51082360
You might assume with this year's turbulent market and impending stagflation that safe haven returns can be found in something like gold miners or the materials sector. But you'd be wrong.

>GDX YTD: -19.11%
>XLB YTD: -12.98%
>GME YTD: -12.39%

Your wealth would be better protected in a defunct video game store cultstock.

[Anonymous No.51082533]

>>51082423
Why wife when you can buy?

[Anonymous No.51082534]

>>51082471
The bottom is the frens we made along the way

[Anonymous No.51082535]

>>51082268
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.51082559]

Why aren't you guys buying steel?

[Anonymous No.51082566]

>>51082535
There are abominations lurking here right now that are failed trannies. They took HRT and now their cawks don't work. kek

[Anonymous No.51082573]

>>51082559
Industrial metals require industrial demand. What will happen if China stops spamming apartment blocks and every European factory idles for 6 months?

[Anonymous No.51082596]

>>51082534
Frens are forever but we are in for a crash before the end of this year. If momo is right then I'll get over it. Out of the money puts weekly until end of September

[Anonymous No.51082614]

>>51082249
It conveys the need of a woman to get views on the internet.

[Anonymous No.51082615]

student loan forgiveness plus the payments being pushed back means more spending in the upcoming months. the news is bullish for the rest of the year imo. or i might be retarded i dunno.

[Anonymous No.51082616]

>>51081461
What a MAN

TUG TUUUG TUUUUGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.51082626]

>>51082423
Flip food is the worst out of all Asian food, Korean, Thai and Szechuan are the goat Asian cuisines.

[Anonymous No.51082631]

>>51082566
Neither does their bone density.

[Anonymous No.51082639]

>>51082615
It means a rider on a pale horse is set to speak this friday.

[Anonymous No.51082640]

>>51081336
>EQNR
It looks like the previous high was $41.70. What's the growth potential here? How much higher can EQNR actually go? It seems like a risky buy

[Anonymous No.51082643]

>No, not like this

[Anonymous No.51082664]

>>51082423
Long JFC

[Anonymous No.51082671]

I hope you siggers are buying back in on these dips. Take your oil profits.

[Anonymous No.51082672]

>>51082615
Printing money to pay debt is bullish? Wtf is this market... at some point cash will be more valuable than stock tokens

[Anonymous No.51082676]

>>51082573
That has already happened yet the line is going up.

[Anonymous No.51082680]

>>51082640
PE is like what 7, what would the price be at 21?

[Anonymous No.51082685]

>>51082640
>>51082116

EQNR is the new Gazprom. Its that simple. Retail hasn't been buying it up, retail doesn't even know this stock exists. I will take profits at $55 or higher.
I've been shilling this for a while now, just like I shilled SIGA, and just like I will continue to shill new and safe picks for biz well into the future.

[Anonymous No.51082691]

>>51082671
what a fucking simp

[Anonymous No.51082703]

>>51082640
I wouldn't chase that shit. The time to buy already passed.

[Anonymous No.51082722]

>>51082640
I was in EQNR for a week, went from 378 to 404.
We've already passed earnings and all of that happy shit. And yes im buying the norwegian one as im in europe.

First of all, the growth is probably still going to be here as the underlaying commoditiy is going to continue to rise in value. Gas is extremely important for europe/germany. And EQNR are starting billion dollar projects now to expand on their operations.

Come winter its not going to stop. I think you could probably even see a 50 or 60 dollar stock at this point.

But like you say, its a little risky due to the fact that when energy issues like this come along,there tends to be handy solutions like a global disease that spreads or something. Who really knows...

I sold out today. Im currently looking at a shit-stock, called "INDO". Take a look at it.
As oil prices continue to skyrocket, which they will, this is going to go from 5-10 dollar stock to a 60-80 dollar stock. It happened in march, it will happen again.

The price suppression of the underlaying commodity, (oil) is not going to last. -I havnt bought yet, but I will be buying as soon as there is a pullback once again.

[Anonymous No.51082730]

>>51082508
Gold, Silver, etc. are all manipulated via futures markets and paper.
They recently tried this with Oil and the Saudis responded by threatening to cut production until actual price equals paper price (this actually happened recently if you look on the crude oil price when oil began tanking randomly and then recovered).
Gold miners, silver miners, etc. they don't have the balls do cut production in a similar way, either because they are too disorganized or because they are bought out by the very people that manipulate them.

Silver, Gold, copper, etc. these things are SO FUCKEN MANIPULATED you have no fucken idea. You can't invest in them because its all fake. So don't. Find other niches.

[Anonymous No.51082737]

>>51082506
Crabby crab until Friday. Super ghey

[Anonymous No.51082738]

>>51081289
>only 20k in the bank
>my student loans are non existent
Some people never become financially smart regardless of how old they become :)

[Anonymous No.51082751]

>>51082703
>I wouldn't chase that shit
You do realize that not every stock is retail driven and that sometimes the price goes up because the company improves, right?

[Anonymous No.51082753]

>>51082722
Why is INDO up 99% in the past week?

[Anonymous No.51082756]

>>51082751
I know that if I ignore memes I don't lose money.

[Anonymous No.51082766]

>>51082691
>he doesn’t know pillow talk

Hello, incel!

[Anonymous No.51082767]

>>51082756
>EQNR
>a meme
Jesus fucken christ anon you are such a fucken newfag

[Anonymous No.51082770]

You faggots do what you want, but I'm buying the SOXL dip tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51082773]

Fucking nvidia

[Anonymous No.51082779]

>>51082756
>>51082770
fuck it I'm buying $3000 of EQNR because you are mentally retarded and that is bullish for EQNR

[Anonymous No.51082781]

>>51082270
Anon, semita is in Sept not august

[Anonymous No.51082783]

>>51082767
Faggot spam is always a meme.
The train already left the station.

[Anonymous No.51082786]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51082789]

>>51082770
keep posting women like that and I won't make fun of you

[Anonymous No.51082799]

>>51082779
It's your money.
I'm buying SOXL at 16.5, 16, and 15.5.

[Anonymous No.51082813]

>>51082789
does this guy have a name? how does he fit in to all this? doe he work for the bogs?

[Anonymous No.51082814]

>>51082783
>one guy talks about a stock on smg
>oh well, the train has left the station

[Anonymous No.51082822]

>>51082789
You say the sweetest things, anon.

[Anonymous No.51082825]

Oil brothers, how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.51082824]

>>51082799
k
i'm capping this and checking back in 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.51082826]

>>51082813
proooh elephant

[Anonymous No.51082833]

>>51082730
It’s working you crazy apes, hedgies are about to get squeezed dry!

[Anonymous No.51082835]

>>51082814
Pretty much, yeah.
Follow that advice and it will save you a lot of heartache.

[Anonymous No.51082846]

>>51082738
I honestly think people who was able to pay should have, if you take money as a loan you have a obligation to pay it back or your word is shit and not trust worthy.

[Anonymous No.51082848]

>>51082824
I will have already sold it.

[Anonymous No.51082850]

>>51082826
oooooooooo im gonna PROOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.51082860]

>>51082850

[Anonymous No.51082868]

>>51082848
how about kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.51082873]

>>51082835
>That video
Her tears give me an erection. I hate realtors.

[Anonymous No.51082875]

>>51082722
>I sold out today. Im currently looking at a shit-stock, called "INDO". Take a look at it.
Added to my list, thanks for the reply anon

[Anonymous No.51082877]

>>51081264
>Worse, you didn't just miss out on 10K. You missed out the opportunity cost of 10K, which could had made you a millionaire had you invested it in crypto 5 years ago.

Oof, that one hurts /biz/ right in the gonads. I'm sure there's plenty of dorks out there who took out loans to buy early bitcoin instead of doing the right thing

[Anonymous No.51082880]

>>51082753
OPEC+ bullshittery and lower oil supply in the USA , I assume

[Anonymous No.51082881]

>>51082868
Jealousy is a bad look, desu.

[Anonymous No.51082882]

>>51082835
Anon, I like to talk about my investing thesis on here for fun while I'm shitposting. If one guy mentions "hey I don't think the energy situation in Germany is full priced in, I think they're downplaying it, I have family that lives there and EQNR is going to take Gazprom's place" maybe you should at least give it a thought before writing it off as a meme.

But at the end of the day the good thing about large cap non-meme stocks is that I don't need individual investors to pump my bags. I can't understand how people enjoy investing in Crypto where its just a greater fool scheme.

[Anonymous No.51082884]

>>51082835
I wanna stick my cock down her slutty throat

[Anonymous No.51082894]

>>51082873
I can picture fucking her ass for a couple lines of blow.

[Anonymous No.51082893]

>>51082875
no worries man

[Anonymous No.51082908]

>>51082882
When I see neon green hocky sticks I don't buy.
That's simply all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.51082929]

>>51082908
You would really enjoy SOXL then

[Anonymous No.51082932]

>>51082882
For what it's worth I put it in my energy watch list.

[Anonymous No.51082945]

fucking hell boys, teacher's strike. thought i had the house to myself starting tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51082948]

>>51082929
I do. I'm really good at buying dips. I think tomorrow will be a good one.

[Anonymous No.51082949]

Made a fat profit on XOM and it looks to be going down now. I might sell tomorrow. What do I buy?

Current positions are:
AAPL
MSFT
BS
WMT
XOM

[Anonymous No.51082984]

>>51082949
Take a look at MDB, ESTC, and SPLK. I don't own any but made some $$$ swinging all three.
The outlook on that shit is bullish.
Also look into anything else that provides goods and services to data centers as most of their revenue.
I think SOFI and DOCN have bottomed out and will both go big.
Another idea is to just hold cash until after the fed hike then dump into blue chips.

[Anonymous No.51082999]

>>51082825
pretty good

[Anonymous No.51083013]

>>51082949
SOFI went up 6.3% today on nearly 3x its normal volume.
They shot up 30% on the last earnings report.

[Anonymous No.51083078]

>>51082945
What are they striking about? I've heard there's a bad teacher shortage this year.

[Anonymous No.51083097]

>>51082945
Bro you might be down to a 1 income household soon. 0 income if you are an unprofitable retail ape like me.

[Anonymous No.51083098]

>>51083078
Stop sending them to jail for raping minors, problem solved

[Anonymous No.51083136]

>>51083078
class sizes and a pay increase. the diversity hire superintendent got a 30% pay rise and they only want to give teachers like 1.25% or something

[Anonymous No.51083139]

CF is shutting down one of its big ammonia plants for a while UAN bros...

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cf-fertilisers-uk-announces-intention-150000043.html

[Anonymous No.51083150]

>>51083078
they want more pay because they refuse to accept the reality that they don't actually contribute anything to society and kids can be easily homeschooled by a stay at home parent who also does cooking and cleaning and their own job and hobbies

[Anonymous No.51083166]

>>51083136
Teachers are way overpaid for having 4 months of vacation time. Ffs they are the laziest profession in existence but their pr team is always on point.

[Anonymous No.51083179]

>>51083078
You also 614? There was a story about someone shooting picketing teachers with a pellet gun and my immediate thought was
>whatcha doin rabbi?
Lel.

[Anonymous No.51083191]

>>51083166
>but but THE CHILDREN
Eternally powerful bargaining chip

[Anonymous No.51083192]

>>51083179
>glows

[Anonymous No.51083197]

>>51083136
Sounds like those teachers should stop being racist. They get what they deserve for voting Dem.

[Anonymous No.51083206]

>>51083139
Not exactly a slam dunk short CF/long UAN play if they'll continue operating the plant in a different manner and aren't changing employment.

Plus, remember earlier this year when nat gas fuckery was threatening to shut them down and end all CO2 supply to the UK? Limeys stepped in and forked over a ton of cash. Same deal probably still applies.

[Anonymous No.51083207]

>>51082945
I replied to the wrong post, which is what I get for phonefagging at work. Are you 614?

[Anonymous No.51083218]

>>51082945
well anon where are you located?

[Anonymous No.51083221]

Baking

[Anonymous No.51083239]

>>51081111
HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51083242]

hurry up and bake, i got glowies on my tail

[Anonymous No.51083253]

>>51083242
FREEZE CITIZEN!!!

[Anonymous No.51083264]

>>51081289
Can you still find Honda S2000s under $20k? You can't even get a new Mazda MX-5 for under $30k

[Anonymous No.51083272]

>>51083242
I leave my pc on and play 10 hours of random youtube songs at night to entertain my fed companion

[Anonymous No.51083301]

>>51083221
Take your time, buddy. You can't rush perfection.

[Anonymous No.51083327]

>>51083253
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[Anonymous No.51083347]

>>51082835
>that webm

[Anonymous No.51083368]

>>51083347
>no offense to you plebs, i'm just too good to work

[Anonymous No.51083373]

NEW
>>51083366
>>51083366
>>51083366

>>51083366

>>51083366

[Anonymous No.51083383]

>>51083207
What's funny is our communists are striking because of "classroom conditions." The CCS passed a bond issue about twenty years ago that was supposed to cover remodeling or rebuilding active facilities. Since the district was down about forty percent of the student population from the 1970s peak they also had a ton of property they could sell, because SURPRISE no one wants to send their kids to school with niggers.
Anyway, CCS fucked it up and they still have buildings with no AC, buildings that need the roofs replaced. Columbus City teachers haven't worked a full year of school in person since 2018-2019. Lazy niggers, kikes, and faggots.

[Anonymous No.51083398]

>>51082894
That's the only purpose of a realtor, real porn level stuff
>I'm interested but need some more convincing

[Anonymous No.51083499]

>>51083368
>i'm just too good to work
It probably is a big chunk of that but also, it is a useless job today. I'll bet most people even tell they're realtor what properties they're interested in when meeting the realtor because they've already been searching zillow, redfin, etc. And if you don't mortgage then you still have to hire a lawyer to do all the paperwork, realtors literally just show you places for thousands of dollars. Fuck them, they're parasites. I'm having trouble thinking of a more useless profession in today's world.

[Anonymous No.51083686]

>>51081289
ford taurus 2013+

bought one for $8k 160k km at 18 years old

VERY nice car if you can get tan interior

[Anonymous No.51083707]

>>51083686
pic rel interior
everyone likes my car at uni

[Anonymous No.51083762]

>>51082671
Did anyone ever make an image macro of the text where johnny calls her a useless cumdump or something like that