/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51079528]

5% edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>51077581

[Anonymous No.51079544]

First for shorting NVDA

[Anonymous No.51079545]

Well done Mumu, well done

However...

[Anonymous No.51079549]

DUMP DUMP DUMP

[Anonymous No.51079551]

>NVDA beat

[Anonymous No.51079561]

>>51079545
top signal is in

someone post the NVDA deets

[Anonymous No.51079566]

>>51079551
don't fucking scare me like that anon

[Anonymous No.51079572]

gas gas gas I'm gonna step on the gas

[Anonymous No.51079575]

>>51079551

[Anonymous No.51079577]

I didnt boughted sqqq

[Anonymous No.51079579]

Who is this Jackson guy and why do we care about his hole?

[Anonymous No.51079580]

Top is in

[Anonymous No.51079585]

>NVDA BEAT
wtfffffff

[Anonymous No.51079588]

Every week the market doesn't cool off is another month we'll get to live with ridiculous inflation just so a bunch of communist faggots can win some elections.

[Anonymous No.51079590]

>>51079566
They’ll beat dummy. Your only hope is guidance.

[Anonymous No.51079602]

>>51079579
https://youtu.be/y2phMoRTHZw

[Anonymous No.51079605]

As far as I'm concerned, the government owes me tens of thousands of dollars.

[Anonymous No.51079611]

>>51079588
How has the last 8 months not been a cooling off period?

[Anonymous No.51079617]

Uranium

[Anonymous No.51079618]

Uranium Kings... It's our turn

[Anonymous No.51079623]

>>51079605
Just stop paying taxes, anon

[Anonymous No.51079630]

>>51079605
Only way to get your money back is to evade taxes.
Every tax dollar you pay is a dollar towards someone else's student loans.

Avoid holding money in savings accounts or treasuries too. This was effectively a 300 billion devaluation of the US dollar.

[Anonymous No.51079633]

Green rocks are going up

[Anonymous No.51079638]

How many minutes till nvda earnings?

[Anonymous No.51079641]

>>51079605
That money is for art students and drug addicts anon.

[Anonymous No.51079646]

>>51079623
kek it's only going to get worse too. with the 87k new agents it was obvious they expected you to stop paying.

[Anonymous No.51079648]

can I enroll as a full time student in fall, attend no classes, and take out over the cost in loans and just get them cancelled?

[Anonymous No.51079650]

>nvda eps estimate are 1/4 of the usual
jews
NVDA beat

[Anonymous No.51079659]

>>51079648
yes you can

[Anonymous No.51079662]

Didn't get to trade today because this stupid black kot kept following my qt Latina girlfriend everywhere

[Anonymous No.51079663]

>Tfw sold my UEC at a loss last week
Ooga booga the charts lied

[Anonymous No.51079669]

>>51079646
>87k new agents
Some kike nerd with an IRS badge?
Fuck 'em

[Anonymous No.51079672]

>>51079508
https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/strategic/bito
I humbly apologize to our direxion sponsors for my transgression

[Anonymous No.51079671]

>>51079659
stimmy bros!
we're back!

[Anonymous No.51079678]

First for NVDA SOXL

[Anonymous No.51079681]

just once again thanking the anon who shilled me SNOW

[Anonymous No.51079690]

>>51079669
87k kike nerds call calling you a white supremacists. as far as the community is concerned they just gun downed a neo nazi. there will be no outrage.

[Anonymous No.51079695]

>>51079662
So that's what you did all day?
Not a bad day, tbqh

[Anonymous No.51079699]

>>51079690
they have to actually be able to pull that trigger before the dogs get them

[Anonymous No.51079705]

>>51079681
Nice beat by SNOW. How much are you up anon?

[Anonymous No.51079709]

>>51079690
You bros will be outraged though and avenge me, right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.51079710]

the dark pools are swirling

[Anonymous No.51079717]

>>51079630
Is it possible to only pay the 15% long sale rate for shorts in the current market conditions?

[Anonymous No.51079730]

What is the name of the Jewish holiday coming up? I remember an anon saying it was around the same time as the 2008 crash and looking to see if it actually coincided with market changes.

[Anonymous No.51079732]

>>51079611
NOT
ONE
CIRCUIT
BREAKER

[Anonymous No.51079734]

>>51079717
Shorts always pay short term rate. It's why they're called shorts.

[Anonymous No.51079735]

>>51079710
Why. Are. The. Forests. So. Poopy

[Anonymous No.51079741]

>>51079730
its the end of the shemitah. we've been going through it. its when its over that you can relax

[Anonymous No.51079748]

>>51079734
Unless you hold them for more than a year.

[Anonymous No.51079758]

>>51079710
soxl moass soon

[Anonymous No.51079760]

>>51079741
When it is over should I consider longing?

[Anonymous No.51079763]

Did that anon buy SNOW today?

[Anonymous No.51079769]

>>51079730
>>51079741
>jewish holiday about canceling debts
>all debs actually get canceled
how people can still think all this shit is a coincidence is beyond me

[Anonymous No.51079773]

>>51079735
Because bears shit in the woods?

[Anonymous No.51079780]

do something

[Anonymous No.51079785]

>>51079763
I saw that anon
I flamed that anon
I shoudl had believed that annon

come back and shill me some more stock plz I will listen this time

[Anonymous No.51079796]

>>51079773
its hidden tigers in the woods not bears jeezus cant you guys learn basic stock market enviromentallism
also buy ADSK

[Anonymous No.51079802]

>>51079785
apologize

[Anonymous No.51079806]

>>51079780
Options chain was heavily bearish

[Anonymous No.51079809]

OH NO NO NO BOBOS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.51079812]

Good idea to buy the Shopify dip?

[Anonymous No.51079814]

Shemitah ends on Sept 26th, same week FED releases their final 3%+ interest rate hike

Then the market will finally collapse fully and we can go back to sensible evaluations

[Anonymous No.51079815]

how did Twitter gain on the day? seems like several bad news articles came out... the rug will be glorious

[Anonymous No.51079822]

there we fucking go

[Anonymous No.51079823]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51079827]

NVDA is getting funky
WHATS IT SAY

[Anonymous No.51079832]

WHY DIDNT I BUY NVDA PUTS AHHHHHHH THEY WERE SO EXPENSIVE

[Anonymous No.51079838]

>>51079705
only 650 because NEET

[Anonymous No.51079841]

NVDA bobros

[Anonymous No.51079842]

>>51079769
Says it ends on the 26th of Sept.
Anyone think when and how it will affect the market? Massive sell offs? Massive buys?

[Anonymous No.51079845]

>NVDA Down 20%
I fucking knew it bobros

[Anonymous No.51079847]

∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀

[Anonymous No.51079850]

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOO COME ON WHY

[Anonymous No.51079856]

NVIA rev miss

[Anonymous No.51079858]

>nvda down .2 percent
ITS FUCKING OVER MUMUBROS

[Anonymous No.51079859]

KWAB

[Anonymous No.51079861]

[Anonymous No.51079864]

NVDA IS SPERGING OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51079867]

BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.51079873]

>>51079845
and it just bounced right back
this market is so fucking fake and/or gay in 2022

[Anonymous No.51079874]

I CANT BELIEVE I BOUGHT UUUU AT THE VERY TIPPITY TOP NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51079875]

>>51079814
You think the fed will raise it to 3%?

[Anonymous No.51079877]

Well at least now the SIGA Sisters can be friends with the NVDA Bros.

[Anonymous No.51079883]

Hahahaha all your options are getting fucked by volatility

[Anonymous No.51079899]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOO

[Anonymous No.51079902]

I used too much water in cooking rice and now it sucks. Short my enjoyment of this meal.

[Anonymous No.51079906]

>>51079875
No, I want them to increase it BY 3%

[Anonymous No.51079908]

>>51079867
no access to jewish hours

[Anonymous No.51079911]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO QUICK BUY ALL OF THE 3090s!!!!!! WTFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.51079925]

fucking disgusting how all the moves happen AH now
didn't used to be this way

[Anonymous No.51079927]

>NVDA

[Anonymous No.51079928]

Imagine being long in a company that mooned 800% in a couple years because scamming chicks bought all their inventory to farm crypto

NVDA is long crypto. Lol.. fucking crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.51079941]

>>51079925
Meme market

[Anonymous No.51079943]

>>51079925
>didn't used to be this way

[Anonymous No.51079945]

>>51079925
there is a lot more normies retail trading now so the powers that be have to make more of their moves afterhours to counter this

[Anonymous No.51079948]

>nvda

[Anonymous No.51079961]

Can NVDA stop being a faggot and move already
ffs

[Anonymous No.51079968]

Imagine having 150k in grad and undergrad debt and making 125k a year as a lawyer or something.

>guess theres no help for me

[Anonymous No.51079969]

and just like that, nvda option gamblers are BTFO

[Anonymous No.51079971]

>>51079961
its moving a lot rn

[Anonymous No.51079975]

I got 10k dry powder on deck, and another 10k freed up in October. I will be ready to SLURP SLURP SLURP IT UP BROTHERRR

[Anonymous No.51080008]

>>51079971
fuck off retard
Shit is only moving by 10 pennies

[Anonymous No.51080015]

>>51079948
When I see lady ass in a thumbnail, I click it and you know this. Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.51080016]

>>51079925
thats only on earnings. plus the market is basically just waiting for this jackson hole thing on friday. we have really low volume right now

[Anonymous No.51080024]

>>51080008
its moving a lot bro

[Anonymous No.51080025]

so i dont live in the US and didnt study there but i invest in the american market. so basically i invest in america. that basically makes me a citizen imo, so really i should be entitled to 10-20k as well i feel. id be putting it straight back into the country anyway. in fact i wouldnt be wasting the money on some worthless gender studies degree in the first place. realistically i would have contributed MORE to american prosperity than most of these goym cattle. i say the next stimmy should go to the foreign investor as compensation.

[Anonymous No.51080029]

Teslabros, how are we looking?

TSLA starts trading at its new 3-1 split price tomorrow. The memetic energy behind this stock seems higher than ever.

Will we see the new share price bounce right back to $500+?

[Anonymous No.51080030]

>>51080015
that's a woman

[Anonymous No.51080032]

theta chads eviscerating NVDA gamblers

[Anonymous No.51080035]

>>51080008
Based retard

[Anonymous No.51080039]

>>51079617

[Anonymous No.51080051]

>>51079796
Silence, mammal. I don't care about what you faggots are doing up there

[Anonymous No.51080058]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51080059]

I will buy SOXL calls Friday afternoon when it hits $14

[Anonymous No.51080066]

>>51080032

[Anonymous No.51080069]

>>51080029
It will totally depend on what they show as a prototype. I am certain it will be garbage and the stock will plumbet 40%

[Anonymous No.51080071]

Ummmm volatility? Shakeouts? Sweetie do you realize I'm too retarded set limit orders?

[Anonymous No.51080072]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51080076]

[Anonymous No.51080081]

>nvda

[Anonymous No.51080082]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51080097]

>NVDA
AND HERE WE GO!

[Anonymous No.51080111]

joining the earnings call as David Soxl rn

[Anonymous No.51080118]

OY VEY

[Anonymous No.51080119]

>>51079968
Oh no widduw baby gonna cwai?

[Anonymous No.51080122]

>>51080111
shouldve bought chainlink
shouldve bought siga
shouldve bought snowflake

[Anonymous No.51080143]

Guys... I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.51080149]

>>51080111
Ask if these earnings are going to hurt my framerates in Spider Man Remastered

[Anonymous No.51080151]

I shouldve bought chainlink
shouldve bought siga
shouldve bought snowflake

[Anonymous No.51080155]

>>51071153
AHAHAH This did pretty well today, canceled that gas long though

[Anonymous No.51080161]

Holy shit
er plays are dead now. Everything just follows the le priced in meme

[Anonymous No.51080170]

>-5.25% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.51080172]

>>51080151
I said yesterday buying SNOW was a no brained. No one listened it seems.

[Anonymous No.51080173]

NVDA earnings... were not priced in... bros...

[Anonymous No.51080174]

holy shit I just realized a thing China is getting worried about their weakening currency vs the dollar and Xi's first official visit in three years will be to Saudi Arabia in September. He's going to ask to pay for oil with Yuan isn't he? Or try to persuade them to join Russia initiative around a basket of commodity producing cureencies and fix it that way? KSa already liked the idea of this ecu type idea in which the rial would participate.

[Anonymous No.51080178]

>>51079528
Oil Chads where are you I was here yesterday called my bull spread on /CL

[Anonymous No.51080183]

>>51080161
that's because shit earnings were litereally priced in. did you even look at the forecasted eps

[Anonymous No.51080185]

>>51080155
EQNR and VET have been the gifts that keep on giving

[Anonymous No.51080190]

I would actually buy the NVDA dip if I didn't already have a fuckton of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.51080200]

How hard are my SPY calls gonna print tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51080203]

>>51080172
but you didn't post why, and in 5 minutes of DD I couldn't figure out why
care to share your ancient knowledge?

[Anonymous No.51080207]

>>51080190
And how has that been working for you baggie?

[Anonymous No.51080219]

>>51080200

[Anonymous No.51080221]

>NVDA fucks over both pull & call holders
you love to see it

[Anonymous No.51080223]

>nvda down
>qqq up
why

[Anonymous No.51080229]

>>51080200
Anon....

[Anonymous No.51080238]

>can't sell my nvidia put before open
>earnings are not that bad and it will bounce back
ah is just here to mock me.

[Anonymous No.51080245]

>>51080221
Kek this

[Anonymous No.51080246]

>>51080190
im glad i didnt listen and didnt buy soxl

[Anonymous No.51080247]

It's ok... in 3 months there will be another report... Just keep calm until then.

[Anonymous No.51080251]

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51080257]

>>51080174
Interesting to watch. Thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous No.51080259]

>>51080223
nvda makes up a negative allocation of the letf, it's inversely correlated. The Lord Baron vons Direxxion is a mathemarketable genius

[Anonymous No.51080270]

>>51080238
You will be alright. NVDA could -50% and still be overpriced

[Anonymous No.51080271]

>>51080207
Pretty damned good, desu.
I've been swapping the fuck out of it and accumulating for the next bull run.

[Anonymous No.51080275]

>>51080238
you will be fine

[Anonymous No.51080276]

>>51080221
puts were so fucking expensive all the way down to like 150 even in 2dte
nope

[Anonymous No.51080277]

>>51080251
Prolonged hurricane power outages hit what industry?

Exactly.

[Anonymous No.51080286]

>>51080251
Autobot bros...

[Anonymous No.51080288]

>>51080270
they have almost a monopoly on graphics cards you fucking moron. It's one of the greatest companies of our time.

[Anonymous No.51080289]

>>51080246
If you bought at $13 you would be as happy as I've been.

[Anonymous No.51080290]

>>51080251
steal some and sell them

[Anonymous No.51080295]

How much more is nvda finna boutta drop fr?

[Anonymous No.51080300]

>>51080286
Roll out

[Anonymous No.51080299]

>>51080251
what do republicans have against putting trans to work on our electrical grid? Isn't that kind of discrimination illegal?

[Anonymous No.51080302]

>>51080251
>>51080286
>Something something "bet on the collapse of Optimus Subprime"

[Anonymous No.51080305]

>>51080203
Because others in the same sector pumped. It's that simple. People were worried because other tech stocks like Zoom, Twitter, and Snap tanked but those are shit companies. The well run cloud companies all smashed earnings. I said this yesterday as well.

[Anonymous No.51080309]

>>51080288
those graphics suck

[Anonymous No.51080310]

>>51080286
TRANSFORMERS

ROBOTS OUT OF STOCK

[Anonymous No.51080313]

>>51080270
Their data center revenue increased 61% YoY.
You're a fool if you don't think they are going to expand in that direction.

[Anonymous No.51080314]

>>51080290
I've seen the LiveLeak videos of that before...

[Anonymous No.51080316]

>>51080277
OIL????
OIL

[Anonymous No.51080317]

>>51080288

>”growth” stock
>-50% EPS miss

lol

[Anonymous No.51080327]

I didn't bother watching the nvda earnings call where do i see the ER

[Anonymous No.51080333]

>>51080251
The transformers require grain oriented electrical steel, a soft material made of iron and silicon with special magnetic properties that helps prevent energy loss.

That material, like other steel-based products, has been in short supply for a year. Only one U.S. company – Cleveland-Cliffs Inc. – produces it, and overseas companies face shipping challenges and increased worldwide demand. (Cleveland-Cliffs did not respond to a request for comment.)
>CLF tranny was right

[Anonymous No.51080335]

>>51080251
invest in copper

[Anonymous No.51080336]

>>51080317
teh fuck are you talking about 50% miss lol. What estimates are you smoking

[Anonymous No.51080344]

>>51080317
They already lowered guidance last week. They only missed EPS by a couple cents.

[Anonymous No.51080352]

>>51080288
That’s some high strength cope

[Anonymous No.51080356]

>>51080302
>bet on the collapse of Optimus Subprime
Top kek

[Anonymous No.51080359]

>>51080317
lol priced in

[Anonymous No.51080360]

>>51080336
He is looking at last quarter's projection, not the adjusted projection they recently released.
With all the NVDA shorts the news cycle is going to be against them.

[Anonymous No.51080364]

>>51080270
>stranglehold on GPU market
>one of the best companies positioned in AI
>rapidly growing data center segment
there's a reason it's valued like it is and basically you're just a dumbfuck retard

[Anonymous No.51080369]

>>51080302
nice

[Anonymous No.51080373]

>>51080360
I see that but I don't think it's worth selling here even if it goes lower it's still a solid hold for me

[Anonymous No.51080381]

>>51080327
earnings call is in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.51080391]

>>51080364
How it’s going Cramer?

[Anonymous No.51080395]

>>51080381
bringe i thought it was at 4:20

[Anonymous No.51080417]

>>51080373
Oh, I agree. NVDA is going to go oversold then bounce. Long term they have billions for stock buyback and great prospects in the data center.

[Anonymous No.51080420]

>>51080305
so you got lucky
not hating man, you nailed it, the options I was looking at will be up like 300% at open

[Anonymous No.51080430]

>Me watching Europe implode while holding EQNR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDjMZvYWUdo

[Anonymous No.51080446]

>>51079730
The shemitah isn't a holiday itself. It's a year in the Jewish calendar when, in ancient times, fields were left unworked as a form of crop rotation and debts were cancelled. The New Year's holiday, Rosh Hashana, ends on September 27, 2022, but the shemitah was originally an agricultural practice, and the harvest festival is Sukkot, which ends on October 16, 2022.

It is possible for market turmoil to extend beyond Sukkot. For example, the 1987 crash's Black Monday was October 19, and Sukkot ended on October 14 that year. It's also possible for selling to start in the last several months of the preceding year, and in the case of 2008 the market top was in summer 2007. Therefore the danger zone is from late summer of the year before, and especially starting January of the shemitah year, to the end of October in the shemitah year.

2022 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_stock_market_decline
2015 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%932016_stock_market_selloff
2008 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_crisis_of_2007%E2%80%932008
2001 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_2000s_recession
1994 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_bond_market_crisis
1987 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(1987)
1980 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_1980s_recession including the famous Volcker interest rate hikes which are relevant today
1973 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%931974_stock_market_crash
The notable outlier in that time was the 2020 covid crash, which didn't happen during a shemitah year.

>>51080174
China has a history of participating in shemitah years.
>The 2015–2016 stock market selloff was the period of decline in the value of stock prices globally that occurred between June 2015 to June 2016. It included the 2015–2016 Chinese stock market turbulence, in which the SSE Composite Index fell 43% in just over two months between June 2015 and August 2015,[1][2] which culminated in the devaluation of the yuan.

[Anonymous No.51080448]

Do people reall not realize what a blaring siren for the economy is that consoomers are spending less on gaming? What do you think one of the first things they cut out of their budget?

[Anonymous No.51080450]

>>51080417
yeah that dip would be a great buy.. almost too good to be true if you are bullish overall like me

[Anonymous No.51080452]

>>51080364
You will never be a woman. Your overpriced crypto bags are going to test 165 resistance and fall off a cliff after that

[Anonymous No.51080471]

>>51080417
20% downside risk 100% to ATH

[Anonymous No.51080474]

>>51080450
If I didn't have a fuckton of SOXL I would try to buy the low tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51080485]

>>51080448
What games would you even want right now?

[Anonymous No.51080491]

>>51080474
Is your average also 10 dollars?

[Anonymous No.51080492]

lmao they are fucking the call up

[Anonymous No.51080493]

NVDA REGINA FUCKED UP

[Anonymous No.51080495]

>>51080446
>>51079730
The shemitah isn't a holiday itself. It's a year in the Jewish calendar when, in ancient times, fields were left unworked as a form of crop rotation and debts were cancelled. The New Year's holiday, Rosh Hashana, ends on September 27, 2022, but the shemitah was originally an agricultural practice, and the harvest festival is Sukkot, which ends on October 16, 2022.

It is possible for market turmoil to extend beyond Sukkot. For example, the 1987 crash's Black Monday was October 19, and Sukkot ended on October 14 that year. It's also possible for selling to start in the last several months of the preceding year, and in the case of 2008 the market top was in summer 2007. Therefore the danger zone is from late summer of the year before, and especially starting January of the shemitah year, to the end of October in the shemitah year.

2022 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_stock_market_decline
2015 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%932016_stock_market_selloff
2008 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_crisis_of_2007%E2%80%932008
2001 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_2000s_recession
1994 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_bond_market_crisis
/wiki/Early_1980s_recession including the famous Volcker interest rate hikes which are relevant today
1973 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%931974_stock_market_crash
The notable outlier in that time was the 2020 covid crash, which didn't happen during a shemitah year.

>>51080174
China has a history of participating in shemitah years.
>The 2015–2016 stock market selloff was the period of decline in the value of stock prices globally that occurred between June 2015 to June 2016. It included the 2015–2016 Chinese stock market turbulence, in which the SSE Composite Index fell 43% in just over two months between June 2015 and August 2015,[1][2] which culminated in the devaluation of the yuan.

[Anonymous No.51080496]

>>51080471
I bet it's worth double in 3-5 years.

[Anonymous No.51080500]

>>51080452
i don't own crypto
you will never be a successful trader
you will never be a millionaire
you will never retire

[Anonymous No.51080509]

Buy SFIO. Will be opening stores in the USA soon and uplifted to nasdaq in 3 years

[Anonymous No.51080527]

>N-VIDIA
>-2.7%

[Anonymous No.51080529]

>>51080500
NVDA I'll buy at $100 after crypto mining dies out

[Anonymous No.51080547]

Get on the boat
I’m not asking

[Anonymous No.51080549]

>>51080471
Downside risk is always 100% bro

[Anonymous No.51080552]

>>51080491
My median price is 30. 20% of my SOXL is below 20. I recently sold for a 47% gain.
RN I'm selling at 21.34 and buying at 12.25.
If I sell before I buy then I'll put in another buy order at 17-ish.

[Anonymous No.51080564]

>soxs can't even get back to 42
Not even worth checking.

[Anonymous No.51080566]

>>51080485
Don’t know I haven’t played video games in like over 10 years except GTA 5 I bought a ps4 pro to play and sold it afterwords
t.35 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.51080567]

>>51080527
Wouldn't that be bump them down

[Anonymous No.51080568]

>>51080549
>Downside risk is always 100% bro

>Based on the latest financial disclosure, Nvidia Corp has a Probability Of Bankruptcy of 3.0%. This is 92.59% lower than that of the Technology sector and 91.04% lower than that of the Semiconductors industry.

What stocks are you holding?

[Anonymous No.51080573]

They're fucking up the call, but for any interested anons:
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-second-quarter-fiscal-2023

[Anonymous No.51080582]

>>51080566
Same 35 as well, pretty much just waiting for the next from soft or witcher game...everything else looks like dog shit.

[Anonymous No.51080585]

>>51080564
I wouldn't buy SOXS until it gets to 30-ish.

[Anonymous No.51080589]

>>51080568
100% of invested capital not 100% certain of bankruptcy. Granted NVDA will likely go back to sub $50 soon. Two weeks maybe

[Anonymous No.51080592]

>-3%

[Anonymous No.51080595]

>>51080568
based retard

[Anonymous No.51080597]

>>51080573
>They're fucking up the call
It should drop 5% just for them letting women on the call

[Anonymous No.51080605]

>>51080567
Eh commend on absolute value I guess.

[Anonymous No.51080607]

>>51080485
I got into base building games after playing V-rising. So now I am playing Valheim. Its slow going but i'm sticking with it. I will always play Hunt showdown. There is nothing better than hiding in bushes and waiting for someone to walk past. I scream nigger nigger nigger and shot gun them to death.

[Anonymous No.51080608]

>>51080573
>earnings per share down 72% from a year ago, 59% from a quarter ago
>muh supply chain issues

Holy fuck -20% already

[Anonymous No.51080613]

>>51079968
>making 125k a year as a lawyer or something.
>no help
Even better, you'll be getting an audit soon.

[Anonymous No.51080614]

>down 3% after missing ADJUSTED earnings
Truly priced in. I’m laughing.

[Anonymous No.51080643]

good afternoon smiggers. you did short NVDA right anon?

[Anonymous No.51080655]

>>51080573
Sorry, I'd rather not listen to the Pajeet Mafia speak. Waiting for transcripts.

[Anonymous No.51080660]

>>51080608
9/16 140p. I’m going to need more blood

[Anonymous No.51080663]

>>51080613
>enterprise cloud spending will save us
Same time we’re still barreling towards a recession where tech companies are already planning layoffs and even sales force CRM is getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.51080674]

>>51080643
Nooooooo you can't short the most over priced graphic card maker on the planet!!!!! REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51080680]

>>51080573
>“Accelerated computing and AI, the pioneering work of our company, are transforming industries. Automotive is becoming a tech industry and is on track to be our next billion-dollar business. Advances in AI are driving our Data Center business while accelerating breakthroughs in fields from drug discovery to climate science to robotics.

when NVDA becomes a country you can be my servants

[moot No.51080683]

SUPER MARIO GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51080684]

>>51080614
There is a reason they released after hours.

[Anonymous No.51080702]

>>51080684
I feel bad for the SOXL holders who didn’t jump ship before close

[Anonymous No.51080729]

>EXPECTED EPS $1.25
>ACTUAL $0.51

[Anonymous No.51080733]

>>51080674
i shorted it last week too. i won't stop until <100 trannies btfo

[Anonymous No.51080746]

>4%

[Anonymous No.51080748]

>>51080729
your shorts will have a rude awakening when you realize that 0.50 was already priced in and they actually beat that by 2%

[Anonymous No.51080749]

>>51080702
OG SOXL shill made an appearance yesterday and created more baggies.

[Anonymous No.51080752]

NVDA is one of those companies that's immediately slurped if it doesn't tank. So expect an instant recovery tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51080759]

>>51080729
Isn't expected 0.50?

[Anonymous No.51080763]

>>51080702
I'm still up on the SOXL I bought at 16.95.
MRVL reports tomorrow, and they are likely to go neon green.

[Anonymous No.51080762]

>>51080752
>NVDA is one of those companies that's immediately slurped if it doesn't tank. So expect an instant recovery tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51080765]

I bet the resistance is NVDA itself doing stock buybacks.. literally buying their own bags. Fucking rofl.

[Anonymous No.51080768]

>>51080752
this and there is the media rallying new buyers already

https://twitter.com/CNBCFastMoney/status/1562550118871490560?s=20&t=2SolEZUVFi0rChLz5UasZQ

[Anonymous No.51080770]

>>51080752
>not tanking
anon....

[Anonymous No.51080784]

>>51080749
Yeah I was swinging it when it was in the 50’s and down into the 40’s and got burned a few times, but was always quick to cut my losses... There’s still anons here bag holding in he 40’s and 30’s while SOXL shills were DCAing all the way down

[Anonymous No.51080788]

>>51080748
>>51080759
>post on /smg/
>realize that you are retarded
How do I short myself?

[Anonymous No.51080790]

nvda cheapies!
haha
ha

[Anonymous No.51080789]

>>51080768
Um... you know inverse CNBC right?
NVDA is going to $100.

[Anonymous No.51080794]

>>51080752
Just wait until big funds start trimming their positions tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51080803]

>>51080765
You mean support.

[Anonymous No.51080807]

I made it, es em gee

[Anonymous No.51080812]

>>51080789
cramer actually called this dump

[Anonymous No.51080820]

>>51080807
I finally made it

[Anonymous No.51080819]

>>51080794
Unless they decide it's a bargain buy just to piss you off.

[Anonymous No.51080822]

I'm going to use the profits from my NVDA puts to buy me an onahole.
Any suggestions? looking to get the lillith

[Anonymous No.51080829]

>>51080807
Nice $20.
>>51080812
It was easy to call. I bought some $140 put weekly lottos yesterday and they were up 33% today. Imagine if it melts in premarket and I make some money....

[Anonymous No.51080832]

it's a cyclical company trading at 20x sales lol lmao

[Anonymous No.51080834]

In Nvidia’s fiscal fourth quarter, CMP revenue fell 77% from the previous quarter. Chip giant Nvidia (NVDA) said its cryptocurrency mining processor (CMP) sales were down from $266 million a year ago.

[Anonymous No.51080836]

>>51080822
The fat lady hasn't sung yet, bobo.

[Anonymous No.51080837]

>>51080829
you will be happy to breakeven

[Anonymous No.51080838]

>>51080812
Onl becuase he was telling his audience to keep adding more NVDA and how he named his dog NVDA and some caller asked the other day and he said “that dog died”... he’s in cya mode right now

[Anonymous No.51080855]

>>51080837
Retard I know how to trade options. That's why they're called lottos I spent like 10 bucks each on them. Nvidia making an outsize move down 15% off absolute shit earnings was definitely in the cards and still might be.

[Anonymous No.51080858]

>>51080822
your puts aren't worth a high end sex doll?
yikes

[Anonymous No.51080871]

>>51080838
so I invert cramer.... winning!
>checkmate

[Anonymous No.51080915]

>>51080858
>>51080822
your puts aren't worth a chinese sex slave?
yikes

[Anonymous No.51080917]

Look at that NVDA bounce.
Bobo is already fucked.

[Anonymous No.51080919]

>>51080915
so true

[Anonymous No.51080920]

>>51080832

What ticker?

[Anonymous No.51080922]

>>51080855
I say it just bounced off support and your unlikely bet will lose you degenerate gambler

[Anonymous No.51080923]

>>51080855
enjoy the IV crush retard

[Anonymous No.51080924]

>>51080920
NVDA

[Anonymous No.51080934]

>>51080495
>especially starting January of the shemitah year, to the end of October in the shemitah year.
and we started crashing in January... so it crashes til October?

[Anonymous No.51080935]

>>51080923
if he sells on open tomorrow he'll capture IV gains not suffer a crush

[Anonymous No.51080937]

There is no fucking way tomorrow will be red. All bad news has already been priced in. My calls are going to print and basically fuck you all.

[Anonymous No.51080942]

>>51080922
>>51080923
You're all retarded and you've never sold options if you don't understand how earnings moves like this can go. A couple lottery tickets is literal pocket change to me and act as a hedge.

[Anonymous No.51080947]

>>51080937
Anon,i..

[Anonymous No.51080954]

I told you guys NVDA was going to miss earnings
>$2.77k profit off of my 20 172.5/170 bear spreads if NVDA closes below 170 Friday
>$971 off my 162.5/160 bear spreads if NVDA closes below 160 Friday
I expect NVDA to continue to dump over the next two days during market hours. Lot of retards bought calls and are going to be selling at a fat loss with the downward price movement and IV crush Thursday and Friday

[Anonymous No.51080960]

>>51080924
NVDA has 11.9 billion with which to buy their own stock.
I don't think it's going below 165.

[Anonymous No.51080985]

>>51080960
It hit 165.10 after hours with the options market closed. You’re smoking crack if you think it doesn’t drop further the next two days

[Anonymous No.51080993]

>>51080960
Boeing's stock was 400 a few years ago and spent 40 billion buying back their stock. Now they are broke. Their stock went to 90 bucks and has been bouncing up and down since.

[Anonymous No.51080995]

NVDA BROS WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS!

[Anonymous No.51081006]

>WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG GOY, MY FATHER...

[Anonymous No.51081012]

Nvda wont do anything until jacksons reality defining black hole opens up and swallows all mumus

[Anonymous No.51081014]

>>51080935
>IV will increase the day after earnings on a weekly option

[Anonymous No.51081022]

>>51081014
>sell on open
it doesnt matter what iv does over the day NIGGER

[Anonymous No.51081030]

>>51081006
SOLD ME HIS WATCH

[Anonymous No.51081050]

>>51080993
NVDA doesn't have airplanes falling out of the sky.
It really isn't a fair comparison.

[Anonymous No.51081051]

>>51081006
NEVER TALKED ABOUT FINANCE

[Anonymous No.51081065]

>>51081022
>sell on open on 8/25
>earnings released post market 8/24
retard IV has already crushed but the options market is closed. at open tomorrow IV won’t be higher

[Anonymous No.51081067]

Tomorrow is gonna be so fucking green my SPY calls are going to fucking print and you’re all fucking retards. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.51081072]

>NSHITIA

[Anonymous No.51081076]

>>51080985
I bet it's above 170 by Friday.

[Anonymous No.51081089]

New

>>51081082
>>51081082

[Anonymous No.51081096]

>>51081051
i remember my daddy telling me that if i saved my 20 dollars a month allowance, i could get a go cart when i was in my 20s. "think of the power of saving!"

so now i spend as soon as i get any money because why the fuck would you wait such a long time for simple thing that doesn't have any use when you'll be driving lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.51081098]

>>51080917
oh nonnonnonononon

[Anonymous No.51081100]

>>51080954
whats with the position in RL?

[Anonymous No.51081101]

>>51081067

[Anonymous No.51081116]

>>51081100
I like RL. I think they are insulated from demand slowing at other retailers like TGT because rich people still spend money on nice things during a recession when middle/low class cut back spending

[Anonymous No.51081115]

>>51081006
TOOK ME TO THE /BIZ
TO SEE THE SCREAMING WOJACKS

[Anonymous No.51081151]

>>51081067

[Anonymous No.51081183]

>>51081098
It bounced off of 163.
It's gonna be 170 EOD tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51081243]

I've been doing a little bagholding the past few months but now I'm bright green. I finally managed to not sell the bottom. Feeling pretty proud right now ngl.

[Anonymous No.51081245]

>>51081065
it also wont go lower
putchads will still make plenty of money from delta

[Anonymous No.51081274]

>>51081183
>thinking things move in a straight line

[Anonymous No.51081583]

>>51081245
I sold calls covered by other out of the money calls. What do I win?

[Anonymous No.51081637]

>starts to recover
>announces separation of assets
MOTHER FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.51081788]

>>51081583
You lose.

[Anonymous No.51081983]

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[Anonymous No.51082151]

>>51079528
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.51082732]

>>51080960
>I don't think it's going below 165.