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>> No.51076009
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51076009

OILbros, Allah has brought us back.

>> No.51076017
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51076017

This market wants to pump so bad.

>> No.51076021

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>> No.51076023

CRAB FEST
R
A
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F
E
S
T

>> No.51076027
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>>51075997
and just like that the nyse never opened again

>> No.51076039

>>51076027
Chiraq spilling over into the options and commodity trading infrastructure would be incredibly bullish.

>> No.51076041
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What if I didn't go to college or already payed off my loans. WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?

>> No.51076051
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Nothing can stop this wave from crashing

>> No.51076052

>make college actually accessible to absolutely everyone
>a degree becomes increasingly both required and worthess
china moment

>> No.51076058
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51076058

We're fucked, bros

>> No.51076070

>>51076041
Yeah no shit. Out of all the things I wanted to subsidize, brainwashing everyone with commie shit so society can shit on me even harder wasn't actually on the list.

>> No.51076086

>>51076058
So that's what an IRS raid looks like at night

>> No.51076087
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>>51076058
We gaan.

>> No.51076093
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51076093

Uranium bros...

>> No.51076096
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51076096

Day's half over boys. How are we doing so far?

>> No.51076100
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51076100

IVE GOT MORE BAGS THAN A BATTERED

>> No.51076101

>>51076041
imagine doing any other training/education but the govt approved kind

>> No.51076108
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>>51076058
>>51076051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK5yo8WVBpI

stock will never EVER ever go back up again. Our only destination is 0 and to never return

>> No.51076109
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51076109

snib snib. You're living through stagflation bros

>> No.51076125

>>51076096

im down 15$.

>> No.51076127

>>51076041
Don't care. I'm still not paying my student loans.

>> No.51076128
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51076128

Sorry, Brandon, your gas prices for midterms aren't worth the Jews having a set of nukes pointed at them.

>> No.51076135

What caused this oil dildo

>> No.51076138

>>51076096
pretty much the inverse of you. I bet we both end at zero.

>> No.51076139
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>>51076096
it's going great...

>> No.51076144
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>>51076109
Is there a name for when women show off other women? Asking for me.

>> No.51076148

>>51076135
The same reason why oil shot up in 2008

>> No.51076150
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51076150

ASTS chads...

>> No.51076151

PTON is goyische

>> No.51076159
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>>51076096
Not so good.

>> No.51076162

WOMEN OWE ME SEX

>> No.51076163

Reminder yields are sky rocketing

>> No.51076164

>>51076128
Let's just have the year 2011 forever. Nothing should ever be allowed to change without permission from a bunch of state socialist autocrats.

>> No.51076165

>>51076135
>>51076128
No Iran deal. As everyone with a brain expected.

>> No.51076181

MEN OWE ME LABOR

>> No.51076185

>>51076163
why tf are treasury futures losing?

>> No.51076186

>>51076162
This is true

>> No.51076187

The water is fucked up?

>> No.51076189

>>51076165
Fuck

>> No.51076197

>>51076163
nobody cares, line go up

>> No.51076199

>>51076186
I'm tired of pretending it's not!

>> No.51076202
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>>51076187
I'm gonna need you glowniggers to explain to me what the point of this code talking shit is.

>> No.51076203

PTON lotto puts plz market gods bless me

>> No.51076207

>>51076185
No fed pivot

>> No.51076210

>long as a hedge
>it dumps
Oh come on...

>> No.51076212
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>>51076162

>> No.51076214

>>51076202
where can i get a barefooted alien goddess like this?

>> No.51076215

Reminder the market is fake and gay and if u make $ that means you are too

>> No.51076223
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>>51076202

>> No.51076227

>>51076202
91st
if you know, you know

>> No.51076229

>>51076165
Really tired of Iran deal fud. How many times is this admin going to try this shit?

>> No.51076231

>>51076202
>the red carp feeds at noon.
it activates school shooters.

>> No.51076234
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51076234

I’m owed sex. I need to cum inside her.

>> No.51076242
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I just fucked my onahole for an hour pretending it was my coworker. Anyways spy 407 by eow.

>> No.51076243
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>>51076214
Sorry bro you gotta hop a ship to Alpha Centauri.

>> No.51076244
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>>51076202
what is this face meant to convey?

>> No.51076246

>>51076234
>her

>> No.51076259

>>51076244
possibly 'ayy' and 'lmao'

>> No.51076264

>>51076244
hippy witchy fairy, I think anon

>> No.51076266

>>51076242
>for an hour
That's impressive,how old are you?

>> No.51076267
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>>51076244
"i used a fake ID to be here"

>> No.51076273
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>>51076244
>I got a fat dopamine hit from attention

>> No.51076278
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>>51076202

>> No.51076286

>>51076267
where do I acquire a cat this based?

>> No.51076290

>>51076267
this is what that stray game should have been like

>> No.51076291

Nice bear trap. Spy will be 430 in September and I refuse to believe otherwise

>> No.51076300
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>>51076278
I'm literally counter trolling the chud stereotype as a form of modern warfare. What a time to be alive.

>> No.51076301

>>51076244
"You're actually in a coma in 1997 and none of this actually happened"

>> No.51076309

BKEAKING NEWS: California will ban gas cars by 2035

>> No.51076310

>inb4 it bounces at previous bottom
I really wish I wasn't so stressed out by the bags I got, I would just scalp those shits.

>> No.51076313
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>>51076286
Go the the humane society. Find a cat in a cage whose placard warns that it's NOT good with kids. Buy that one.

>> No.51076315

If dubs I go bullish on NVDA, singles bullish on NVDA

>> No.51076326
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>>51076315
Uh oh.....
D-did I pick the wrong way?

>> No.51076334

>>51076309
...why do I even live in this state?

>> No.51076337
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>>51076109
Anjelica reminds me of some hungarian chick I had at work a year ago. Had some good faps ngl
>>51076144
Fuck off

>> No.51076339
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>>51076309
>2035
Will we still be alive by then?

>> No.51076352
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51076352

>SIGA back to dumping after the fake out this morning
STOP

>> No.51076354
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>>51076309
how is this even possible?

>> No.51076355

>>51076309
>ban gas cars
>do quick google search
>is just the sale of them

makes sense the planet is already past its limit should be the standard world wide

>> No.51076356
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>>51076339
God, I hope not.

>> No.51076370

>>51076339
no we all die by 2031 according to (((scientists))).

>> No.51076374

>look away from a moment
>look back
>BOOM
Yep, it's gonna be fun.

>> No.51076376
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>>51076326
i got a 160 at 1.15
>god speed

>> No.51076380

>>51076309
>>51076354
bullish for my 2011 outlander thats been listed for 4 months without a single response

>> No.51076384
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>>51076339
you ever heard of the great reset bud. The reset will be the population to about 100 million

>> No.51076385

>>51076354
The entirety of California is going to be transformed into an extension of LA

>> No.51076386
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>>51076352
It was inevitable. No catalyst. Cases continuing to slow.
"A move on no news is the work of the Jews." Live by it.

>> No.51076390
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>>51076355
My brother, do realize this means gas car sales will be de facto banned because the shithole known as California commands such a market, most companies follow their rules?

>> No.51076392
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nvda 150 by morning

>> No.51076401

>>51076355
and your solution is to produce more vehicles..
as though their emissions were the thing causing the most environmental damage.

it doesn't add up beyond a cursory glance at it, it's intellectually lazy at best and intentionally dishonest and deceptive at worst

>> No.51076402
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>>51076384
still seems like a lot

>> No.51076407

A very hawkish jackson hole is expected.

>>51076374
I hope it is I'm tired of the zero volume pumps let's get some 200 billion volume dumps going on here to really rattle the fuck out of the retards who have spent the last 4 months saying the fed will pivot any day down because muh green must go up.

Reminder the faster they crush demand, bring rents back down to where they were in 2016 and houses back to 2020 and sneed the feed, the faster the market will reach its logical bottom.

>> No.51076410
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piss drinking bros, not like this

>> No.51076413
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51076413

AEVA

>> No.51076415
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51076415

mr snibs stop I need a clear entry point

>> No.51076418

>>51076354
Its not. Ev trucks are a joke, and functioning society runs on trucks.

>> No.51076419
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>>51076410
>piss drinking bros

>> No.51076422

>>51076334
Because your mexican parents thought it would be better than mexico but then sacramento imported all the worst people so now mexico has better benefits and jobs than most of the low tier of california.

>> No.51076426

>>51076390
>not just converting your shitbox to run on alcohol and brewing your own
Retards. The well monied will drive gas powered vehicles until the end of time because they work better in extreme climates thus have military applications as well as business applications that are never going away. Stop getting fear mongered by leftist troons and their puppets in MSM.

>> No.51076429

>>51076390
then why does almost every car company separate their "California compliant" vehicles from 49 state legal vehicles.

>> No.51076431

>>51075997
This didnt age well

>> No.51076434

>>51076401
>Pay $10k more for EV
>Or pay $100 to cross the border into Nevada to buy an ICE

>> No.51076436
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>>51076415
i hate them so much bros

>> No.51076441

>UUUU +17%
>SCSC -16.9%
Fuck yeah portfolio diversity.

>> No.51076448

bros i suck at this game. How do i turn on console command in SSE? i need more gold

>> No.51076449
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>He didn't buy 132 shares of CANO at 6 dollars
You didn't do this surely lads? You did buy didn't you?

>> No.51076453

>>51076309
What's the cheapest EV again?

>> No.51076459

>>51076448
first you need to delet system 32

>> No.51076463
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>>51076448
wrong board

>> No.51076469

>>51076401
of course not, the solution would be to ban cruise ships, shut down plants, do a full conversion to renewable and even then the damage already done is too much

being said eventual switch to electric and renewable is a thing that if we want to remain alive on this earth will have to be done, this one is just getting done first because its the easiest and doesnt hurt company profits as much as the others would be

by then most manufactures will have an EV line out already anyway

>> No.51076473

>>51076422
>mexican parents
lol
lmao!

>> No.51076480

>>51076422
my mexican parents suck how do i trade them in for real parents

>> No.51076482

>>51076473
*hites don't live in california anymore, 50% of the state is anchor babies or immigrants.

>> No.51076483

>>51076449
>not being in uranium
lmao the state of you, lad
>>51076463
do i sell my gold now? :((((

>> No.51076489

>>51076469
Lol midwit

>> No.51076490

>>51076448
COINAGE

>> No.51076492
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>>51076370
read the 2nd and 3rd columns too.

>> No.51076513
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>>51076469
nice b8, made me reply

>> No.51076514

>>51076482
You're not wrong... real estate market needs to crash so I can buy over in FL and jump coasts.

>> No.51076518

>>51076390
>California commands
California will be under 30 million people by 2035.

>> No.51076528
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>>51076490

>> No.51076532
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bought some NVDA 150p for .44
My gut is telling me this will hit 138 after hours. The last time I felt like this I made 1000% on TGT puts

>> No.51076555
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>>51076492
gets hotter instead of freezing.
>its da same ting

>> No.51076556

>>51076532
Wish you luck anon im buying puts on AMD hoping for bad NVDA earnings as well to bring them down with them

>> No.51076560

>>51076086
Underrated comment.

>> No.51076565
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Called the top and made $200 in an hour on this bad boy. Spy will never be over 415 again

>> No.51076568

>>51076203
hopefully

>> No.51076597

>>51076492
I mean Regan said it himself. for them to achieve globo homo they needed a global threat. his example was ayyylmfaos but ice ages ....er I mean global working..... fuck shit climate change can be used to accomplish the same thing.

>> No.51076626

>>51076185
Fed pivot is hopium and European yields go up because European inflation hasn't peaked, nowhere near. Also more stimmies + QT + increasing fiscal deficits. You should be asking why are they so low in the first place

>> No.51076627

>>51076108
Breakers at 245 before today's options start to cover or after? Doesnt matter to me.

>> No.51076658
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Oh no no no

>> No.51076660
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>yesterday was a fun day full of booba gif posting
>today is a crab day because no booba gif posting

I’m beginning to see a pattern

>> No.51076666

schnibben schnabben

>> No.51076671

>>51076376
For the record, I'm not playing earnings. I'm playing the selloff before earnings.

>> No.51076683
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51076683

The Saudis and Jews are fighting again

>> No.51076688

>>51076671
and the selloff after earnings

>> No.51076689

>>51076108
Why? the 29th?

>> No.51076690
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So everything is in suspense because of NVDA? Do they hold the key to whether we are fucked or not for the next decade?

>> No.51076695

>https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/24/climate/california-gas-cars-emissions.html
Is this why Tesla is up?

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im not having fun

>> No.51076700

>>51076688
and the selloff during earnings

>> No.51076702
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>>51076683

>> No.51076707

>>51076683
What's the difference anyways?
They're both from sand

>> No.51076710

>>51076690
nvda is one of many inflated stocks that could easily start missing earnings repeatedly this quarter and beyond
so yeah kinda

>> No.51076711

>>51076690
unironically Ukraine and Nvidia propped up the entire world market.

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>>51076660

>> No.51076720

>>51076716
that is a man.

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>>51076660
Don't be lewd, anon.

>> No.51076729

>>51076697
we like to not have fun here

>> No.51076735

>>51076695
Well its bullish for tesla, same with the inflation acceleration act, same with the stock split.

>> No.51076737

thingken of buying coal and uranium..

>> No.51076747

>>51076723
God i wish...

>> No.51076766

>>51076337
You can really tell alot about a woman by her feet, and hers are fucking disgusting.

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>>51076492
mmm funny how cyclical history can be

>> No.51076779

>>51076683
Which of these sand people going to win?

>> No.51076781
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>> No.51076804

kangaroo market

>> No.51076805

>>51076766
what does gross feet mean

>> No.51076806

>>51076781
These are literally the stocks down the most today you retarded faggot

>> No.51076827

>>51076779
Unless we are going to try to regime change the Saudis, the arabs are holding all the cards

>> No.51076830

>>51076660
Crab lmao... because money makers stick to patterns. See you at the breaker party

>> No.51076834

>>51076774
is that tom cruise in uniform?

>> No.51076864
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Why are you bobos not dumping it?

>> No.51076866

>>51076827
>"umm, sweetie, arabs are actually very racist and very sexist, that's why we should go make democracy there"
I can see that coming.

>> No.51076877

>>51076774
Lazy asses just recycle storylines for younger generations.

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>> No.51076891

>>51076532
Cathy wood sold NVDA the other day. So likely it moons lolll

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51076896

>>51076128
>implying uranium enrichment limitations will prevent nuke production
Literally all it does is stifle nuclear energy. Weapons-grade 239-Pu can be bred in heavy water reactors with natural uranium.

>> No.51076926

can we just get an honest to god crash already?

>> No.51076932

>>51076896
this
separating the plutonium is as easy as dissolving spent fuel rods in some acid baths and performing a handful of chemistry steps literally any (government) can do it

>> No.51076938

>>51076864
kek

>> No.51076940
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>>51076027
>Chicago blown up
And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.51076946

>>51076805
it means she's a dumb cunt

>> No.51076947

>>51076926
not until the midterms

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Guys these meme lines aren't voodoo.. they really work no cap frfr

>> No.51076954
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51076954

>steadily dumping now
it's gonna moon ah won't it?

>> No.51076960

>>51076087
Gaan we?

>> No.51076965

>>51076946
have you ever met a woman who wasnt?

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51076973

NVDA what we doing puts or calls. Gamble day. Thinking calls bc Cathy sold but JPOW speaks Friday. What to do what to do.

>> No.51076987

>>51076973
Crab

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51076990

I’m financially bored

>> No.51076991

>>51076926
Before an election? Oh no we can't have that...and if we did it didnt happen, infact its a good thing!

>> No.51076995

>>51076309
california is full of beaners who love to run car repair shops in their own home, this will never happen

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>>51076058
Better swerve them Z-Rays bros...

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51077004

We will be retesting the lows

>> No.51077009

Anyone slurping the ASTR dip? Bookvalue 1.13, D/E is 0. Only thing that worries me is a reverse split but as a swing trade?

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51077015

>>51076987
Ugh

>> No.51077014
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>>51076973
Terminal anon oughta give Jpow a shout out from /smg/ -love Bobo

>> No.51077017

Reminder we will pump Friday after JPow announces nothing will happen. Market usually pumps September of an election year.

>> No.51077018

>>51077004
rape hike time!!!

>> No.51077021

>>51076973
Something strange is going on with NVDA. On ToS the average volume is listed as 1.8 quadrillion X a pentillion, and today's volume is -9 quadrillion.

>> No.51077022

I'm all in puts and sqqq until we retest 390-395.

>> No.51077034

>>51076973
just let some repeating digits in a chinese drawings board decide for you

>> No.51077037

>>51076337
>>51076766 Her foot looks like the alien hand that dangles out of the walker at the very end of War of the Worlds.

>> No.51077039

>>51077017
delusional

>> No.51077041

>>51076995
You say that, but I will have to vote against the american psycho gavin newsom for a third time now.

>> No.51077044

>>51077009
ASTR is going to zero. They are burning money like SpaceX but without a universe of shitlord VCs to keep tossing cash into the fire pit. They have exhausted all financing options except equity dilution.
That and they can't actually make rockets that work but that is almost incidental at this point.

>> No.51077048

Where are my gains going?

>> No.51077051

>>51075997
is there something i can put my cash in if my window is like 5 years? i have 50k just sitting in a savings account that i plan on using for a down payment on a house eventually. everything ive ever invested in has lost me money

>> No.51077052

>>51077048
Ukraine

>> No.51077065

>>51076973
my analysis says $130 EOD

>> No.51077066
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>>51077048
>He bought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

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>>51076202
It's a game glowies play with each other, they bet on who can prematurely activate the most sleeper assets by trolling message boards with word salad.

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>>51077051
Blackstone
High Divedend + Great stock for the price it's currently at

>> No.51077081

>>51077041
people vote for what gives them the most free shit in 4 years, not what will improve their quality of life long term

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51077089

>BBBY back below $10

>> No.51077093

>>51077051
SOXL unironically

>> No.51077106

>>51077051
Don't put it all in the same thing.
I think MDB, ESTC, SPLK, and SOFI are all good bets.

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>>51077081
If Brandon give 10k in student debt relief it was nearly all the way cancel out any deficit reduction in the inflation reduction act. This country is fucked and this faggot probably actually thought there was zero inflation last month

>> No.51077127

Done with SOXL. Lost so much money. I think I MOSTLY learned my lesson with this leveraged shit. Namely, take fucking profit and swing it. Lost so much money recently that I’m not going to gamble it on earnings just to try and break even.

>> No.51077130

>>51076877
somewhat. i think thats how they do it.
i dont think thats why they do it. i think its more malicious. just repeating the same tired attempts until they gain some ground.

>>51076834
reagan and trump, just some interesting similarities.

>> No.51077131

>>51077051
Just put it in some boring dividend shit like KO or MCD

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>people furiously slurping that tech dip despite the fact tech will dump harder if news is bad
Do people just not learn?

>> No.51077145

>>51077051
jepi will give you 10% annual dividends paid out monthly so you can compound the shit out of that

>> No.51077149

>>51076337
>>51076766
>>51077037
The fact that she thinks she’s hot makes all the photos of her so much worse. She’s a soft 6 at best with a decent body. Will never be able to get her captain marvel dyke cut out of my head

>> No.51077152

>>51077142
Look at the 10yr fren

>> No.51077154

>>51077051
If you truly risk averse than TIPS (SCHP, for example) and I-Bonds. I-Bonds have a 10K limit/year.
You are guaranteed returns, just not purchasing power although by design they will closely try to follow it.

>> No.51077156

>>51077071
https://dailycaller.com/2022/07/21/blackrock-esg-trillion-losses-larry-fink/

>> No.51077157

>>51077127
You have to have enough money to keep buying into the dips.

>> No.51077166

>>51077142
They’re gambling. Honestly, if I didn’t think guidance would be bad for NVDA, I’d gamble too. They’ll hit their earnings. Guidance will make or break and I’m not going to take that risk.

>> No.51077167

>>51077152
im not gonna get financial advice from some dumb kid

>> No.51077169

>>51077004
>still listening to the fed branches on anything
they're setting high expectations so people will be relieved, just like they did last month.

>> No.51077171

SIGA going under $20 by close

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51077177

SIGA Sisters you told me we were going to the moon! You told me the fags couldn't stop fucking!!!!!! You lied to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.51077190

>>51077081
Give them what? Like I honestly dont get it. He locked the state down way longer than necessary and cost jobs, even disney pointed out that they were laying everyone off due solely to newsoms refusal to cooperate.

>> No.51077195

>>51077157
I have plenty of money to buy dips. I’m not one of the retards who bought at 40 or some shit. I bought at 21. I’ve swung traded it a few times with mixed results. On stupid gambles and the pullback this past month I’m down from 12200 to 10800 with 3700 cash after I exited. I’ll be fine.

>> No.51077210

>>51077169

At this point it’s not the fed ringing the alarm bells, the bond market is. 10 year at 3.12% and 2 year about to make a new cycle high. Fed must hike more or inflation expectations become unanchored (already are)

>> No.51077211

>>51077051
PDBC

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Should I ???

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51077216

whaleanon here
go long
very long

>> No.51077226

>>51077167
>>51077167
>im not gonna get financial advice from some dumb kid
kek do you realize where you are?

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>>51077215

>> No.51077233

>>51077166
I have a feeling they sandbagged themselves a couple weeks ago early to pull some shit like Netflix did saying “look instead of losing 2 million subs we ONLY lost 1 million!!!” the AH Jew will use that as an excuse to pump it

>> No.51077239

>>51077215
>call
you hate money?

>> No.51077253

>>51077226
4chan is and always has been the refuge spot of mid-30s losers

>> No.51077275

>>51077253
fuck you i've been here since i was a mid-20s loser

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>>51076313
Good advice

>> No.51077285

>being over 20
lmao your denture's hanging, gramps

>> No.51077301

>>51077233
That’s how exactly how I felt, but I decided that I’m not going to take the risk. The stress alone makes it hard to justify, let alone the possibility of getting absolutely rugpulled.

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>>51076093
Everyone will kneel

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>>51077253
...h-hey!

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>>51077051
1) keep a big enough emergency fund in case shit hits the fan, usually around $20,000 or higher if you like in commiefornia. You need to keep this somewhere that you won't be taxed if you have to pull it. This means that you are usually using reverse money market funds. Credit unions are AMAZING for this because they usually offer the best rates up to a certain amount in your checking and reverse money market funds. They beat even the big investors like vanguard and fidelity because they are owned by their members. Like local credit union is giving 2.5% a year on that $20,000

2) If you are planning to use this money (like you are putting this money down for a house or a car payment) and its as high as $50k then go for short term tips bonds, they will keep up with inflation. You also have the choice for ibonds but are limited to $10,000 a year per person.

3) everything else should just be put into index mutual funds and etfs because they tend to double or triple every 3 years. Pic related is Fidelity American Market index fund which buys every single public company at its market share. In 10 years your $50,000 would have become $194,500 dollars and you'd be getting $2910 in dividend payments each year.

And you'd only pay $29 per year to them to hold and invest the money (yes literally)

>> No.51077316

>>51076354
It isn't. One of several leftist wishlist things that will never happen.

>> No.51077322

>>51077044
cheers for the heads up i'll steer clear

>> No.51077328

Your taxes are paying for my investments.

>> No.51077331

>>51077253
>been here for 17 years
>only 1 year in my 30's
something doesn't add up.

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>>51077127
lol @ holding LETFs

>> No.51077346

Does anyone in this thread know any good resources for learning SQL? Trying to shift my career path to being a data science wagie and figured there would be SQL dweebs in here

>> No.51077347

>>51077332
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

>> No.51077354

so we gonna talk about the head and shoulders forming on the spy daily?

>> No.51077355

>>51077346
learn pandas and python instead

>> No.51077368

>>51077354
we're all waiting for nvda to miss earnings to force the next leg down on spy

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>>51077328
>taxes
I'm going to get assfucked this year.

>> No.51077373

>>51077332
It was only like a couple week period. Short term it’s fine. Wasn’t planning on holding it a year.

>> No.51077377

>>51077332
The risk you take for not having margin requirements or liquidation price

>> No.51077378

>>51077331
its actually been 27 years
you're physically 72 years old
but you'll always be a 34 year old loser

>> No.51077379

>>51077301
Yeah it contrarian play which usually works in favor since there’s a lot of shorts on them, really depends but when you factor in the crypto collapse and ETH switching from mining to some other thing I can’t remember and people going back to school and parents won’t be as willing to drop cash for nonsense like gaming and a glut of used gpu’s hitting the market.

>> No.51077390

>>51077332
There was that guy who put 100k into TQQQ 10 years ago and is a millionaire now. It's good if you can call the bottom.

>> No.51077395

>>51077379
gpu market has gotten completely rugpulled over the last 2 quarters
there are """nearly new""" gpus on the market for a fraction of msrp
there's no way nvda is posting earnings like they have for the last 2 years

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>>51077253
A-are you projecting...?

>> No.51077400

>>51077355
I already have a decent grasp of coding python using the pandas dataframe, csv data analysis methods using pandas, etc. on Jupyter notebook.

But the thing is that most actual companies use SQL as in-database analytics rather than importing data into an IDE or a notebook like Jupyter.

So learning pandas on python for data analytics is cool and all but literally none of that matters until you can apply those principles to big-data in the context of a corporate setting where they use SQL and such for large groups of data.


I. Need. SQL. Resources.

Thanks anon

>> No.51077403

>>51077149
You'll get no argument from me here.

>> No.51077409

>>51077354

If 408 goes it’s going to 350 anyway

>> No.51077411

>>51077390
anyone can be a good trader when the fed constantly injects new liquidity for 13 years straight and keeps interest rates at near zero

>> No.51077413

>>51077347
>>51077332
Based, these two guys get it.

>> No.51077425

>>51077411
If cathy can do it, anyone can.

>> No.51077434

>>51077400
I'll give you the same advice my professor did: "just Google it, I don't care."

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>>51077332
>>51077347
>>51077413
I just want to remind you three that you are midwits. That is something you should factor into your investing decisions now and going forward.

>> No.51077437

>>51077368
I'd say Jackson's Hole is the real catalyst, but it could also cause a retard pump.

>> No.51077440

Up 6% and crabbed all day. I'll check back tomorrow I think.

>> No.51077451

>>51077434
Meaning that most of the SQL/coding knowledge you got was from google? Btw do you work with data analytics or data science?

>> No.51077452

>>51077400
https://www.w3schools.com/sql/

Also just, ya know, learn by doing. Put together a database for your porn or workouts or groceries or something as practice.

>> No.51077468

>>51077400
learn Hadoop and google the rest

>> No.51077470

>>51077435

>sample period: 10 years of 0%/negative rates and QE

So ironic you’re calling anybody a midwit. Try this little experiment of yours in the 70s-80s and see how leveraged ETFs would have performed. Open a book, gorilla boy

>> No.51077471

>>51077149
Is she a dude? Because that is a tall skinny dudes foot, look how long the toes are, those are dude toes

>> No.51077476

>>51077411
It made most asset managers complete idiots. The stock market, real estate market, bond market, etc were all baby proofed. And now that there is a SLIGHT reversion to the dreaded "before times" most of them are clueless, headless chickens.
My problem with trying to bet against those retards is that there are enough of them that the Fed might back down despite it being the worst possible decision they could make.

>> No.51077487

>>51077452
Fuck yes thank you! The only way to learn any sort of programming is to throw yourself into the firepit and try coding everything and anything, so definitely will create my own databases. In fact, I will do it with some stonk data and share my analysis/findings with /smg/
>>51077468
Why Hadoop? And Hadoop uses Java, not python like SQL users do. I don't have any Java knowledge

>> No.51077491

>>51077451
No, I just followed along in class on notebook paper as there were no computers in the classroom. Got an A and never touched SQL again.

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>>51077437
Uncle Jerome knows he massively fucked up and sent out all his Fed gov emissaries to do damage control. That’s the 2nd time in 3 meeting he fucked up in the press conference, he has no choice but throw throw cold water on the mess he created after the market went retarded and even the meme stocks came roaring back... He has no choice but to un fuck what he did

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51077505

Imagine still thinking the Fed is going to be Hawkish at Jackson Hole after reading this...

https:// archive is/zMVfZ
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-23/bond-sales-get-too-expensive-just-when-public-pensions-need-them

Remember that Hunter said the Bond market would pivot before the Fed would.

>> No.51077507

>>51077435

Damn wish I had money to invest back then, I started investing late last year and im down like 30% - probably going to keep sliding well into 2023 - interest rates are going to climb well into the spring of next year I read

>> No.51077516

>>51077491
I see, do you work as a software engineer or data scientist right now? I understand that knowing SQL is essentially mandatory as a skillset for getting hired as a data scientist.

>> No.51077528

>>51077435
but i can only afford to invest 50k in january every year, i cant dca

>> No.51077529

>>51077505
>Remember that Hunter said the Bond market would pivot before the Fed would.
You mean the piece of shit that duped retail into being exit liquidity back in March with "THE MELTUP" memes?
The man has had entire decades where his net performance was negative.

>> No.51077530

>>51077470
>Try this little experiment of yours in the 70s-80s
You again get better results from a 3x'd index than a 1x'd one. That's a fundamental result of DCAing and buy-and-hold strategies.

>> No.51077533

>>51077411
We've kept large cap domestic growth going for a record long time. Value and international should be coming around

>> No.51077538

>>51077516
I think that's only true in certain corporate positions, all of the friends I know that do data science are almost entirely python/pandas only

>> No.51077544

>>51077505
based, knew we were mooning. Spy is gonna finish at 480 by eoy.

>> No.51077560

>>51077528
I don't even know what to say to you. Good God.

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>>51077505

>bond market would pivot before fed
>2 year yield at highs

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51077569

>>51077500
Witnessed

>> No.51077572

>>51077538
That would be nice, because I use jupyter notebook for coding with pandas dataframes and it's easy as fuck. feel like a toddler in a sandbox
What kind of data do your friends in data science who use python pandas work with?

>> No.51077583

>>51077452
>a database for your porn
Can you do this? I’ve been meaning to learn sql so I can get a better paying job, i’m a financial analyst and its a nice resume pad

>> No.51077584

New

>>51077581
>>51077581

>> No.51077588

>>51077572
It's a lot of smaller shops and research assistant type positions. You are probably right that bigger firms like banks or finance type places probably do require SQL

>> No.51077596

>>51077529
What was your performance for those decades?

>> No.51077599

>>51077530

Wow, thanks for explaining the phenomenon known as “leverage” to me. It goes both ways. Blindly telling people to DCA into 3x leveraged ETFs is clown shit considering the very basic math of price arbitrage

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>>51077500
haha you would think

>> No.51077606

>>51077346
Go into cryptography, much better less normies. You actually have to think

>> No.51077618

>>51077435
That's a very conservative portfolio you have there anon

>> No.51077622

>>51077487
>Hadoop uses Java, not python like SQL users do. I don't have any Java knowledge
doesn't sound like you have any knowledge of python or SQL either

>> No.51077631

>>51077505

Fed is going to keep being hawkish and cause a recession for the exact reason of killing inflation and causing yields to drop, in order to save the portfolios of large bond holders.

>> No.51077634

>>51077516
No, I work in a library (not the IT section). After graduation I never got hired for any position related to my degree.

>> No.51077653

>>51077599
If you understand the logic behind "buy and hold" (i.e. not selling over a decade or two) SPY (i.e. not the Nikkei, not Euro stocks, not chinkshit - all for obvious reasons), then you have zero argument against buying and holding on 3x leverage.

>> No.51077656

>>51077395
AMD and TSM did fine. It’s not earnings that’s the issue. If that’s all it were about, I’d bet they’d hit both EPS and revenue after they lowered expectations. Guidance will be what breaks the stock.

>> No.51077688

>>51077622
What did I say that was retarded? Does SQL incorporate Java too? Or do you mean Hadoop functions with Python?

>> No.51077742

>>51077529
lol harby and the meltup was the top

>> No.51077744

>>51077544
If JPOW legit stalls and does fake QT again, we’ll be at 4800 end of September

>> No.51077746

>>51077688
NTA but SQL is Standard Query Language. It's its own thing. If you've ever done anything at all with a relational database in any framework, you're probably an "SQL user."

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>>51077253
newfag

>> No.51077807

>>51077746
Do people use Hadoop and SQL in tandem?

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>>51076410
You fucking retard

>> No.51077857

What part of SPY will never be 415 again didn't you nigggers understand? NVDA is about to pull a Netflix -40%

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51077873

>devise trading algorithm
>backtest it on 5 years of NASDAQ data
>hugely profitable
>deploy a paper account
>profitable 58 days out of 60, 22% net growth
What am I missing here bros? I thought algo trading was supposed to lose money because I'll never beat the quants.

>> No.51077930

>>51077807
If you're asking whether you have to know sql to use hadoop, then I don't know because I've never used hadoop. If you're asking if people have used them in tandem, the answer is yes. Virtually every relational database on the market requires some knowledge of SQL, so any time a programmer users a third party relational database, there's probably SQL involved.
You can really think of it more like a protocol than a language.

>> No.51077967

>>51077857
You’re a dumbass. Both those claims are retarded. Already down 10 percent after they LOWERED expectations. Will probably go 20% down if it’s real bad. Like really bad. I expect a 10% drop.

>> No.51077992

>>51077873
Works until it doesn’t

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>>51076747
Likewise.. very bullish encounter

>> No.51078248

>>51077034
N

>> No.51079154

>>51076735
Better than TSLA are all the mining companies benefiting from Elon's midas touch