[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

>> No.51074378
File: 131 KB, 1521x900, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074378

>he fell for the daily morning jew pump

>> No.51074382
File: 1.67 MB, 2220x1080, 1660797776884737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074382

URANIUM? URANIUM

>> No.51074384
File: 184 KB, 773x823, 156174851234234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074384

Im SHORTING oil right here just wanna say FUCK oil tranny princess chud bitches!

Price target : $tree fiddy

>> No.51074387

nice, $10k student loan forgiveness
> for those making less than $125k
damn..fuck biden kek

>> No.51074399
File: 381 KB, 2048x1377, 1660978418460282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074399

NG Oil

>> No.51074403
File: 61 KB, 540x1024, 1660752105718723m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074403

BLUE BUBBLE BOYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51074406

>>51074387
If you make $125k then student loans are the least of your concern. I for one don't believe that tweet was real though. They'll just delay continuously.

>> No.51074407

this is the poopy diaper edition of /smg/ (official)

>> No.51074410

>>51074387
he has to target people who may actually vote for him

>> No.51074420
File: 948 KB, 829x1022, browach clown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074420

I have beclown myself

>> No.51074432
File: 94 KB, 1024x1024, 1655507450093m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074432

Idky but I feel a crash today. Probably not until before close.

Puts on USPS and spy

>> No.51074433

>>51074410
I'll take the student loan forgiveness but I'm still not voting for him or his party kek

>> No.51074435

>>51074384
BASED

>> No.51074445
File: 258 KB, 1080x1350, Veronika Sherstiuk Ins 1 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074445

i like money

>> No.51074459
File: 34 KB, 297x431, madeit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074459

OIL

>> No.51074461
File: 2.13 MB, 750x1334, 1512622584895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074461

>>51074344
ASTS up 5.71% rn, 14 days left until launch.

>> No.51074470
File: 65 KB, 592x1024, 1660752201032605m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074470

>>51074445
Then buy APPL

>> No.51074473
File: 108 KB, 1000x1000, 1660860861598945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074473

QQQ will follow the color of my ID today

>> No.51074479
File: 964 KB, 995x967, 1569865703235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074479

SIGAsisters, our time has come.

>> No.51074485
File: 66 KB, 768x768, 1634736093048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074485

I am shorting real estate. Wish me luck bros.

>> No.51074505
File: 135 KB, 950x1187, 1659488585263105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074505

/smg/ is FUCKING LIT today

>> No.51074513
File: 37 KB, 551x222, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074513

lol fucking 16!

>> No.51074516 [DELETED] 
File: 176 KB, 866x712, 1653496949984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074516

>hourly rsi/macd going up
>price moving sideways

>> No.51074525

>>51074461
14 days until what? Is there an announcement?

>> No.51074528

>>51074432
Imagine how load the sound is when she braps and her cheeks smack together profusely.
>>51074470
I'm so out of touch with this timeline. If some chick told me she wasn't going to date me because of the phone I had, I would be genuinely confused. Who the fuck cares?

>> No.51074533
File: 412 KB, 1271x691, ohio2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074533

>>51074505

>> No.51074536
File: 671 KB, 1080x1147, 1660864537151098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074536

>>51074479
>SIGA
cringe faggotpox stock

>> No.51074553
File: 114 KB, 250x418, 1340724727864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074553

>>51074461
did they undo the feb delay?

>> No.51074554

>>51074528
its weird asf, I generally don't like people who are on phones way too much to even give a shit what it is.

>> No.51074557
File: 162 KB, 1170x1490, 1649209507464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074557

Does the line go up or down? Let me know in the comments below. Don't forget to smash that Like button, hit that Subscription button, and click the Bell to get notifications about what I'm doing.

>> No.51074560

>>51074516
giwtwm

>> No.51074567

>>51074536
>that picture
my day is ruined

>> No.51074575
File: 67 KB, 655x674, 1634011372208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074575

i am the market

>> No.51074582

Took profits on BBBY call and rolled it into a couple weekly puts that are already up 30% and bought a SAVA put and this gay scam pump from them. Easy money

>> No.51074586

GUSHIGUSHIGUSHIGUSHI

>> No.51074589

If AAPL doesn't go up, the market doesn't go up. Also Tim Apple is a faggot

>> No.51074592

>>51074557
It could go up, it could go down. If you like my channel, please subscribe

>> No.51074594
File: 110 KB, 772x1024, 1661351061256568m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074594

Stop making fun of her. She's done nothing wrong.

>> No.51074599
File: 507 KB, 1280x720, 1661292364197196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074599

>>51074594
Ridicule and demean whores. This IS financial advice.

>> No.51074609

>>51074594
George Soros and Klaus are going to tag team rape her for breaking the rules

>> No.51074614

>>51074525
14 days until Blue Walker 3 satellite is launched on September 7. Not officially announced yet but nextspaceflight.com and spacelaunchschedule.com are both reporting it.

>> No.51074620

>>51074594
>THOT gets patrolled
Good.

>> No.51074633
File: 167 KB, 968x1207, 1576457671764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074633

>>51074594
2d sluts>3d sluts

>> No.51074636

I paid $11 for BBBY premarket, when is it going to squeeze?

>> No.51074638

>>51074594
I will forgive her only if she starts doing porn.

>> No.51074641

>>51074461
How do I get a lumpy legged goth gf?

>> No.51074645

>>51074633
based matsumotochad

>> No.51074650

EURO bros we're back

>> No.51074656
File: 60 KB, 1080x459, 1661351715394894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074656

>>51074599
Please. If Macron and Trudeau did this the world would cheer. You just can't handle a strong independent women in power.

>> No.51074655
File: 287 KB, 615x820, checkem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074655

>>51074516
they're lagging indicators
>pic rel

>> No.51074661 [DELETED] 
File: 299 KB, 800x802, ty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074661

kill IRS agents

>> No.51074663
File: 172 KB, 680x480, 1661146277447545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074663

>>51074382
$6 EOD

>> No.51074665

>>51074636
Already did. You're buying the dead cat bounce

>> No.51074671

>>51074594
Lmao that pic on the left

>> No.51074675

>>51074403
Yeeeeee boiiiiiii
>>51074470
well fuck

>> No.51074678

>>51074641
get a normal gf, and convert her properly

>> No.51074681
File: 789 KB, 1238x513, 7FA737DD-5848-4ABD-97FB-DA0BF7896A73.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074681

EQNR ROL CALL

>> No.51074680
File: 882 KB, 1024x512, 1643152803539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074680

>>51074656
I'm sure Macron fucked her and she pegged Trudeau.

>> No.51074692

>>51074553
Yes Blue Walker 3 production and testing are done and the satellite is already at Cape Canaveral.
>>51074567
>ruined
so is the dog's asshole. faggots in France raped their greyhound and gave it the pridepox. don't invest in any company that promises to cure these degens.

>> No.51074696

>>51074663
What's sad is all you have to do to defeat globohomo as a government is just say "lol no", and it's over. China just proved that.

>> No.51074703

>>51074678
Feed her blackpills and butter?

>> No.51074704

>>51074663
classic pajeet doesn't understand index etfs

>> No.51074707

she did a lot wrong, and its ridiculous that normies get pissed about her snorting a bit of cocaine of all things
there where not even child slaves at that party ffs

>> No.51074718

>>51074594
i'll forgive her if she posts some nudes, dumb whore.

>> No.51074719

>>51074641
>that
>lumpy
Lmao have you never seen a white girl ass, before?
>inb4 i only fugg skinny girls
lmao youre a virgin arent you?
t. wife poster

>> No.51074724

>>51074614
So buy the rumor sell the news? Already went up a lot

>> No.51074723

>>51074703
Make her listen to Korn and Tool, And yes, a lot of oats. Save the butter for when she refuses anal

>> No.51074732

>>51074692
thank you based gothposter

>> No.51074734
File: 382 KB, 1520x1788, 1659405929938011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074734

when is the next gigadump?

>> No.51074735
File: 65 KB, 1024x707, 1660570961209518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074735

>>51074719
Eww you mean the trampstamp hooker? I bet you have a husky too for her.

>> No.51074736

>>51074681
bought some more
love me oil & gas, love me divvies, simple as

>> No.51074740

The volume has really dropped off in the latter half of this year. For the spy, we were averaging ~125mil first half, now down to ~65mil.

>> No.51074752

>>51074707
Her only crime is not ducking my dick

>> No.51074754
File: 37 KB, 640x621, 1660592696407616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074754

>JEPI
>DIV
>IDV
I the boomer divvy becometh

>> No.51074763

>>51074719
If you're the tramp stamp wife poster don't lecture others about other women's asses

>> No.51074769

Is everyone just ignoring US10Y today? What does this mean when market goes up, along with it, while VIX goes down? Weird stuff. Mannarino has some 'splaining to do.

>> No.51074771

>>51074735
Lmao no, the one he was responding to. I would never wife a trampstamp whore.

>> No.51074778
File: 60 KB, 845x925, 1649448606733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074778

>>51074719
I uh, actually like lumpy legs

>> No.51074779

>>51074754
I regret buying JEPI, been under performing

>> No.51074783

>>51074707
True, pretty tame night for the elites, nothing like the parties the Clinton's threw, now those were lit

>> No.51074785

>>51074771
Ok you can talk, I'm not gonna post it but I can verify this anon's claims

>> No.51074786
File: 148 KB, 1200x630, Brie-Larson-Feet-Oscars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074786

>>51074655
Checked and kekd

>> No.51074791
File: 687 KB, 1446x1928, 1656012867845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074791

>>51074707
yeah man, i like her husband being a seething cuck while she makes out with multiple men in front of a camera keke

>> No.51074793

>>51074771
Oh then all is forgiven I take it back.

>> No.51074796

>>51074663
There's no hypocrisy, jews hate you.

>> No.51074797

>>51074740
Isn’t volume always higher when markets dump hard and people panic sell across the board. We had that during the first half

>> No.51074799

So the market is only green today because retards are pumping TSLA for the split today?... MSFT/AAPL/AMZN/GOOG are all red/crab and TSLA is +2%... think this is a pretty fake green day and the market still wants to go red. I'm still short.

>> No.51074806
File: 643 KB, 845x970, tumblr_pka1q34GGj1y269ffo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074806

>>51074724
>sell the news
Yes. Blue Walker 3 will have 3 "news" you can sell:
>successful launch, T+1 hour
>successful phased array unfolding, T+2 weeks
>successful cell service testing, T+2-6 months

>> No.51074814

>>51074707
People just hate politicians and rightfully so. I'll take any excuse I can to shit on them.

>> No.51074817
File: 116 KB, 782x758, 23523452345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074817

>>51074791
>nnnoooo you can't just heckin have the sexerinoooo

>> No.51074828
File: 98 KB, 919x919, 1563148536864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074828

>>51074732

>> No.51074835
File: 133 KB, 476x400, 1661105636984205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074835

>>51074817
>NOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE DIGNITY AS A WORLD LEADER

>> No.51074843

should I buy nerv when it dips?

>> No.51074844
File: 149 KB, 680x1024, 1660584686942126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074844

Can you poltards get out of my thread already?

>> No.51074846

>>51074797
Of course, but some are still saying the worst is yet to come and we're days/weeks away from capitulation. Volume suggests a return to normal.

>> No.51074847
File: 3 KB, 224x250, 1625377428639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074847

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

>> No.51074851

>>51074817
correct unless it's with me

>> No.51074854

>>51074403
>android virgin vs the chad iphone

>> No.51074864
File: 80 KB, 589x368, D4D1BBEC-B1F9-4E10-8F67-F48157D46C53.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074864

>PM does coke
>country goes broke

Rip Finland

Bullish for EQNR

>> No.51074866

Don't forget, cathie wood dumped nvda for zoom
The bottom is in
We're going to 210, the witch is liquidated, long live the tech

>> No.51074870
File: 13 KB, 738x596, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074870

>>51074846
a return to "normal", you say?

>> No.51074873

NVIDIA 4000 series gonna be 2x better than 3000x :o

>> No.51074886

>>51074806
She would be hot without tatoos and tits 3 sizes smaller

>> No.51074887
File: 2.56 MB, 493x520, c00mng.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074887

>>51074870
based

>> No.51074889

>>51074846
I hope we’re entering less volatile times now, the first half of the year was exhausting

>> No.51074890

>>51074870
lel poor choice of words on my part

>> No.51074895

>>51074873
Yeah, when it launches next year KEK

>> No.51074899
File: 392 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20220824-111739_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074899

>>51074866

B U L L I S H
U
L
L
I
S
H

lol no.

>> No.51074901

My portfolio is very uranium and oil heavy

>> No.51074905
File: 25 KB, 756x457, 1653064820548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074905

>>51074890
no anon your choice of words was spot on

>> No.51074907

I like owning individual stocks but understand index funds outperform. What do?

>> No.51074909

>>51074864
Is this her Marie Antoinette moment? What happens next?

>> No.51074917

WHY IS IT PUMPING

>> No.51074923

ok unironically, wtf was that

>> No.51074924
File: 1.05 MB, 1662x2273, 1619199454538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074924

>PLUG coming back up
Dumping this shit.

>> No.51074926

>>51074899
Genuinely curious here, what did Nvidia do to warrant that stock performance? Some revolutionary product?

>> No.51074940
File: 154 KB, 1200x1803, 1640028849328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074940

>Thotposting
>Shits mooning
Yeah I'm thinkin we're back.

>> No.51074941
File: 5 KB, 323x348, sneed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074941

>> No.51074945

>>51074886
When you make it you'll be ably to get any kind of bitch you want. That's one of the many cool things about having lot's of money. Buy ASTS and one day a smalltiddygothgf will be yours.

>> No.51074948
File: 135 KB, 1074x861, 1657135028383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074948

bears don't get to cum

>> No.51074952

>>51074909
apology sex

>> No.51074961
File: 151 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20220824-112029_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074961

I placed my bet saying that pump was fake and gay and lunch dump incoming

>> No.51074962

>>51074926
buttcoin miners driving insane earnings

>> No.51074966
File: 59 KB, 750x1000, 7AE25CD4-D1F5-4FF3-97BB-A64CBF64E95A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074966

>>51074899

>> No.51074968
File: 82 KB, 1080x1127, 40376768_264115467763922_7306197670752414850_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074968

>>51074940
>low quality thotposting
Wrong, but the rest are correct

>> No.51074970
File: 130 KB, 576x1024, 1661300986242224m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074970

>>51074926
>what did Nvidia do to warrant that stock performance?

literally nothing. they were a total meme before covid. trading at $50/share.

>> No.51074976

>>51074948
yeah wells bears learning not to even get their dicks out until all the retard shit stops

>> No.51074982
File: 3.98 MB, 280x280, 1653525653175.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51074982

>>51074948
fundamental law of the universe

>> No.51074984

>>51074799
People are pumping salesforce after the violent shart a few days ago because they think that the earnings report will be gold. Same with nvidia. This small low volume late morning pump is attracting redditbulls, so it will revert to a violent dump probably.
>but it has to go up, because it has to
Niggas thinking the fed will announce a pivot after jackson's asshole because they are beyond retarded.

>> No.51074985

>>51074941
What did he mean by this?

>> No.51075018
File: 3.18 MB, 442x480, 1652987464613.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075018

>>51074940
Ok enough. If we are gonna post 3d, post the right one.

>> No.51075023

>>51074952
There's a lot of people in Finlandto apologize to but something tells me she's the right person for the job

>> No.51075035

No really though why did it do that

>> No.51075042
File: 42 KB, 600x579, Comfy_guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075042

AEVA

https://www.aeva.com/press/sick-and-aeva-partner-to-bring-4d-lidar-to-industrial-sensing-applications/

>> No.51075044
File: 2.85 MB, 480x270, v1GGdx.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075044

Dubs for SOXL

>> No.51075050
File: 475 KB, 1434x2022, nastywhore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075050

>>51074968
i love this girl but she needs to get a better camera

>> No.51075051

it gongo up

>> No.51075058

>>51075023
Would love to see it, GGG style with young finns breeding her

>> No.51075059
File: 1.78 MB, 500x458, 1645559053093.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075059

>>51075044
checked

>> No.51075060

>>51074926
bitcoin mining
AI
data centers

>> No.51075067
File: 389 KB, 800x1200, 1572219005545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075067

>>51075018
>posting gentile 3d
I thought we're all wannabe jews here
>>51075050
It's an old photo but I approve your taste

>> No.51075071

Guys, I really don't understand this shit anymore. shouldn't markets be tanking hard? should we have bears on the loose? what the fuck is going on, can somebody explain?

>> No.51075072

Why is APPL sucking? Are Indian phone makers that bad?

>> No.51075098

>>51074961
>-$2.06 today
I'm...i'm so sorry bro

>> No.51075105
File: 254 KB, 608x608, 1636380061785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075105

>>51075071
>Guys, I really don't understand this shit anymore. shouldn't markets be tanking hard? should we have bears on the loose? what the fuck is going on, can somebody explain?
Honk, honk, Anon. Honk, honk.

>> No.51075116
File: 2.92 MB, 1382x720, 1643274261650.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075116

>>51075071
Bears overate, got tired, went home to take a nap
simple as that

>> No.51075155

>>51075072
i dunno but ive seen this before. they will rally everything else and trade aapl flat then near end of the trading session when people start to secure profit they rip it up so spy closes at the highs

>> No.51075158

VIX anon I hope you're doing okay ...

>> No.51075162
File: 45 KB, 1193x964, 1641620673990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075162

>>51075071
>bonds and stonks up at the same time at the same rate in the same pattern
just jpow being a faggot micromanager again

>> No.51075163
File: 188 KB, 1850x684, 1660763550694803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075163

>>51075071
it's all fake. why would it need to make sense?

>> No.51075165

>>51075044
nice, this will be SOXL's end of year price

>> No.51075166 [DELETED] 
File: 769 KB, 3264x4928, 1uH8SRh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075166

>>51075071
The markets are completely divorced from the economy and reality. The economy is fake and gay. Reality is becoming faker and gayer by the day. Surf the Kali Yuga.

>> No.51075175

Uhhh, oil baggies, why are we dumping?

>> No.51075177

Does anyone have any thoughts on what Snowflake earnings are gonna be like?

>> No.51075179
File: 77 KB, 579x613, 1653395203277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075179

>>51075116
Oh, shit. Is that Hank the Tank?

>> No.51075182

>>51075098
Cost basis 290 I'm down like 30 bucks on it right now missing the peak but this lotto ticket is gonna sell for $500. It was foretold in a dream

>> No.51075198

>>51075175
Hold on kid. Watch this

>> No.51075205

Is there a non-leveraged (no 2x, 3x shenanigans) Crude Oil ETF/ETN that invests primarily in Crude Oil futures and has a weekly options chain?

The only one I was able to find so far that comes remotely close is "ProShares Ultra Bloomberg Crude Oil" (ticker symbol UCO) but that motherfucker is 2x leveraged and in the red today while Crude Oil is in the green. Wtf.

>> No.51075212
File: 30 KB, 640x499, DFA88AA1-2A36-49BC-BD76-1B341EB80BF2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075212

NAK BROS IM THINK WE’RE BACK
ONLY DOWN 70% NOW

>> No.51075221
File: 660 KB, 800x600, its the jews.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075221

>>51075071
>can somebody explain?

>> No.51075247

>>51075205
Check microsectors ETFs. I know there's NRGU and OILU but those are 3x leveraged

>> No.51075253
File: 79 KB, 1024x1000, 53F665E3-4469-40A8-AB7A-65FE587A8B03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075253

>>51075071
It’s the Jews

>> No.51075263

>>51074901
Same same.

>> No.51075273
File: 96 KB, 800x785, 1661264455167134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075273

>>51075166
This Anon gets it. Personally I think it has to do with IF the market think the fed will print more money it pumps, IF the fed stops the printers the market dumps. And it is going to be like this for awhile, we have gone as far as we can with debt based economics. At least until they can introduce negative interest rates.

>> No.51075274

>>51075071
Study economics, you'll realize society should've collapsed looooong ago

>> No.51075280

>>51075205
Many of CME Group's New York Mercantile Exchange (NYMEX) futures contracts track the WTI benchmark, with the "CL" ticker attracting significant daily volume.3 The majority of futures traders can focus exclusively on this contract and its many derivatives. Exchange-traded funds (ETFs) and exchange-traded notes (ETNs) offer equity access to crude oil, but their mathematical construction generates significant limitations due to contango and backwardation.

>> No.51075282

How much money I need to live NEET off dividends? What buy?

>> No.51075291
File: 23 KB, 320x320, 16675686-vjgb_big.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075291

Butterfly Spreads. Low cost, low risk, high reward, high probability, and very flexible. They can be bullish, bearish, or my personal favorite, king crabbish. Learn em, frens. They are dirt cheap to practice with

>> No.51075292

>>51075274
This. Don’t use economic logic while trading or you will have $0

>> No.51075295
File: 170 KB, 813x1200, D3aV2sOWkAM1GvO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075295

>>51075018
not posting the correct one

>> No.51075308

>>51075295
Ms. Horowitz is not the correct one, thank you sir

>> No.51075310
File: 71 KB, 762x1346, patterns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075310

>>51074941
>>51074985
they mean get your dandruff under control

>> No.51075312
File: 100 KB, 939x1980, Screenshot 2022-08-24 at 17-37-25 USO - Holdings - USCF Investments.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075312

>>51075205
well, I thought for years that USO was a energy sector fund that invests in companies.
apparently not.
USO pretty much seems to be what I'm looking for.
>>51075247
ty, anon.
i came across them, too but 3x leverage is insane and nothing for the long term.
>>51075280
Yep... too bad I don't know where to store the barrels lol... (not that that would work anyway)

>> No.51075325

>>51075295
is that the dude from the Tokio Hotel fag band?

>> No.51075329
File: 160 KB, 640x960, mel-gibson-ashtray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075329

>>51075295

>> No.51075350
File: 355 KB, 450x359, Booba.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075350

>>51074382
Wowzers. This all from the Japan news?

>> No.51075359
File: 83 KB, 1170x822, 1661154002529412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075359

>Green before powell speech
I see where this is going

>> No.51075366

>>51075221
>>51075253
Yes, it is the jews, probably the FED jews. but what is it this time? is just the good'ol money printing?
>>51075274
I know this without studying, but is this it? is market now just money printing or we explode?

>> No.51075372
File: 1.21 MB, 1024x682, 1630586528550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075372

>>51075359
powell wouldn't do that to us...would he?

>> No.51075375

I just all in’d on December SPY 380P how fucked am I

>> No.51075388
File: 912 KB, 1076x1918, 1661349653068489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075388

>>51075359
When is speech

>> No.51075391

>>51075375
% of poorfolio?

>> No.51075393

Thoughts on VXF?
(versus VOO)

>> No.51075402
File: 262 KB, 646x595, 1631646928106.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075402

>>51075375
All in? Might wanna keep a little powder dry in case you're wrong, so you can live to play another day

>> No.51075404
File: 512 KB, 320x240, burgerking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075404

>>51075375
should be good, unless spx 4300 breaks to the upside within two weeks

>> No.51075407

>>51075375
should have done april or june 2023 but it might work out

>> No.51075414

FUCK YOU CRAB

>> No.51075423

>>51075393
Top asset allocation of VXF is USD...

Buy VOO

>> No.51075424
File: 21 KB, 600x600, 1628810754551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075424

>>51075359
Yes, yes, Jerome, a man well-known for his iron will and cutthroat fiscal policies, is surely going to mercilessly hike rates. After all, I remember 2018/19

>> No.51075426
File: 353 KB, 720x720, 1655483016957.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075426

>>51075414
YOU'RE NEXT

>> No.51075429
File: 64 KB, 926x1221, 101C2754-5CF5-4494-8ADF-8849638D1933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075429

Apparently market likes student loan forgiveness?

Shouldn’t this be bearish as it contributes to inflation and hence increases the chance fed will tighten harder?

>> No.51075444
File: 779 KB, 320x254, 1661282015750477.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075444

Jesus oil is all over the place today. Gonna take a nap, cya

>> No.51075451

>>51075429
doesn't contribute to inflation because there is no change to the current money supply.

>> No.51075453
File: 179 KB, 220x124, 964513168453215.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075453

>>51075414
>surprise mother fucka

>> No.51075454
File: 69 KB, 500x750, tumblr_n2nhs9K9ou1qjt7bso1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075454

>>51075329
>I dodged the oven Mel

>> No.51075467
File: 54 KB, 550x687, 1661183676483381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075467

>>51075429

Market is going to start gigadumping with NVDA earnings ah today and will bottom out early semptember right on time for a 2 month long meme pump into midterms

>> No.51075469

>>51075429
Or bullish because the government doesn’t give a shit about fiscal reality at least until November 9th

>> No.51075477

>>51075429
it would only cost the government about 300b which is a third of what we spend on weapons against mexico every year LOL

>> No.51075483

>>51075467
Good Morning Sir.

>> No.51075485

>>51075467
we'll bottom out late september, possibly before opex.

>> No.51075491
File: 37 KB, 480x565, Mel_Gibson6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075491

>>51075454
>back in ya go!

>> No.51075502
File: 145 KB, 380x380, 1614088276619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075502

PTON is gonna dump at earnings, right?

>> No.51075504

sorry bros I switched fund so obviously we had to pump, won't do it again.

>> No.51075515
File: 847 KB, 744x742, 1661353987892033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075515

What will NVDA do tonight

>> No.51075526

It's really liked to test 415. Looks like it failed and time to rug retail.

>> No.51075530

Everyone on the entire planet knows this is fake and gay. Every single person who trades who even follows the market at all now knows that the Clinton-Faggot dynasty will do absolutely anything to implement a state socialist autocracy where a bunch of faggot assholes (their friends) get to be the top caste.

>> No.51075532

>>51075515
miss

>> No.51075544

Is Alibaba a bad move right now?

>> No.51075556

Where to see powell speech?

>> No.51075571
File: 183 KB, 545x409, 1661292583365672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075571

>>51075556
It's on friday,dumdum

>> No.51075570

everyone talking about NVDA but I feel like CRM and SNOW are the ones that will cuck the bulls tonight

>> No.51075574

>>51075544
the time for baba was last year, now their growth stagnated because of typical chinese accounting and they are being threatened to delist from american exchanges so good luck calling the CCP and recovering your shares

>> No.51075580

Oh is that what happened. Is it already time for the the Fed sitcom to provide cover for JOE FAGGOT CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN to bid the market up going into midterms?

>> No.51075581

What happened to the oil girls?
Should i keep my short open?

>> No.51075584

Im bulling

>> No.51075586

>>51075570
nvda is one of the most inflated tech stocks so when they miss it will be catastrophic for the entire semis sector

>> No.51075597

>SCSC
SCream SCream. Why did I think that was a good idea.....

>> No.51075599

>>51075571
Ooo, okay i go class now then bye bye

>> No.51075606

>>51075544
My entry is ~85. It scammed down that low for like 15 mins yesterday but I missed it thinking too long about entering a call with like 60dte

>> No.51075612

>>51075581
i bought.

>> No.51075617

>>51075586
They lowered guidance though, it'll probably pump on earnings

>> No.51075630

>>51075617
its could still easily miss tbqh
just look at the gpu aftermarket right now

>> No.51075642

>>51075502
I hope so I fucking hate that company and the mindless goyim it markets to

>> No.51075652

>>51075205
>>51075312
ETF DB is a good place to start for these kinds of questions: https://etfdb.com/etfs/commodity/crude-oil/

Keep in mind that smaller/lower AUM funds will have a thinner options chain or even not have one at all.

>> No.51075662
File: 20 KB, 437x359, 1661211933719983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075662

>>51075617
>they lowered guidance
And they will still miss and lower guidance more lmao. Half of China has been locked down for 6 months.

>> No.51075673

Seriously, whoever is in power, if you're teaching my dumb ass to fucking hate you right now, you're teaching a lot of other people too.

>> No.51075675

>>51075391
100

>> No.51075677

Nvidia is gonna miss hard, and their future outlook is bleak

>> No.51075695

>>51075451
Stops millions of deflationary debt repayments? So that hundreds of millions of dollars a month are rerouted to everyday expenses?

Think, McFly, think!

>> No.51075709

ok we did your faggot fucking made-up "wick test" now, so stop fuckbliterating the entire economy and its credibility with a nonstop faggot circus for five fucking minutes thanks

>> No.51075715

>>51075451
hey faggot what does stopping deflation do to the money supply

>> No.51075716
File: 540 KB, 1426x906, Screenshot 2022-08-24 110636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075716

choose your fighter nvda bros

>> No.51075717
File: 126 KB, 468x981, 1661350983321373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075717

>>51075695
>So that hundreds of millions of dollars a month are rerouted to everyday expenses

lol. no one is buying shit because they don't have any fucking money. they can't even pay their bills lmao.

>> No.51075719

>had a hunch it might be bottom
>didn't listen to it
Welp

>> No.51075722

>>51075673
It’s not their fault you bought ours after 4 consecutive days of dumping

>> No.51075737
File: 78 KB, 640x480, 1632277950455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075737

>>51075719
Imagine forgetting your training.

>> No.51075742

>>51075722
Shut the fuck up fucktarded know-nothing

>> No.51075748

>>51075677
TSM and AMD didn’t miss. Most of the big boys did okay on their earnings. Even the ones that missed slightly pumped. The market priced in the lower guidance.

>> No.51075753

>>51075570
So should I sell SNOW?

>> No.51075756
File: 364 KB, 817x828, 1592313731877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075756

>> No.51075761

>>51075715
>>51075695

loan forgiveness is not money printing. trying to blame inflation on consumers is nerf brain midwit shit.

https://youtu.be/ZPnZTKluMeA

>> No.51075762

>>51075675
lambo or food stamps, no inbetween

>> No.51075763
File: 120 KB, 654x1024, 1661170894120326m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075763

>>51075719
>bottom
>SPY 414
>bottom

Do you retards actually forget that it was 360 six weeks ago kek?

>> No.51075765

>>51075737
>muh dip
No, I noticed there were two plateaus on daily chart and that it's an important spot.
If feds were to allow it to drop through it, we would have a big dump.

>> No.51075773

>>51075742
Hahahaha I didn’t buy puts, so I know more than you obviously.

>> No.51075775

>>51075761
Tell the Biden admin and its fucking hiring freeze, fuckface.

>> No.51075783

Buy SPY puts at 3:59 pm, thank me later

>> No.51075784
File: 64 KB, 400x716, 1657541795802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075784

>>51075765
lol it's cool. You'll get em next time, champ.

>> No.51075785
File: 22 KB, 511x422, US-consumer-credit-2022-08-06-student-loan-delinquent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075785

>>51075717
90% of loans were being paid off pre-pandemic, the average payment for these forgiven loans is going to be $400+, stop being a retard.

>> No.51075790

They didn't listen.

They. Don't. Know. About. Jackson's. Asshole.

>> No.51075793

>>51075763
Check the daily chart.
~06.02 and ~08.02
>>51075765

>> No.51075798

>>51075773
I don't see where I said that I'm doing particularly poorly on the market today, you dumbass faggot, then again you apparently don't look at the market multiple days in a row and are totally clueless as to the kinds of shit that can happen, e.g. sometimes after a ridiculous irrational pump that goes on for weeks in a row, there's a pullback! hth you fucktarded dipshit, you're welcome for the info

>> No.51075804

>>51075429
>More retail investment
>More disposable income spending
>More wealth creation

Monetarism is a defunct school pushed by losers on the internet.

>> No.51075809
File: 454 KB, 1080x1079, 1661177246063355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075809

>>51075785
>the average payment for these forgiven loans is going to be $400+

they haven't paid the loans in 2 years you fucking idiot. there has been a non stop moratorium on student loans since covid started. no additional money is going to be added into the economy.

>> No.51075815

>>51075798
No way someone who made money today is this upset. Whatever you say, bobo.

>> No.51075816

>>51075429
Algos buying at support.

>> No.51075819
File: 202 KB, 1024x1024, 1647550756348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075819

I'm... I'm just, I'm just not gonna pay my student loans.
Ahhhhhhh I know I know but I'm just not gonna pay back my student loans hahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.51075821

>>51075804
Yeah, the alternative -- that we should all be digging and refilling holes -- is just fucking genius by comparison, not that we needed to comment beyond the direct assertion that inflation is somehow a fucking good thing or something. Retard.

>> No.51075837

why is T down? are cell phones finally going the way of the dodo?

>> No.51075838

should I buy some NVDA lotto tickets?? Thinking of buying 150p

>> No.51075844

Tunr around! TURN AROUND YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.51075845
File: 12 KB, 245x246, ^-_-^.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075845

what did they say about oil

>> No.51075851

>>51075761
>>51075809
>loan forgiveness is not money printing.
If banks marked down everyone's checking account by $100 a month (call it, say, a Jewish service fee), then stopped, would people suddenly have more money to spend or less money to spend?

Christ, you're like those morons who thought QE would immediately flow through into CPI. "Follow the money" means follow the money.

>> No.51075855
File: 16 KB, 500x590, 1494603345572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075855

When you don't pay back your loans, that's your problem.
When all of us don't pay back our loans, that's the banks' problem.
When Joe biden steps in to use taxpayer dollars to pay back our loans, that's all of our problem.

>> No.51075856

What time is Powell speaking on Friday?

>> No.51075876

>>51075856
10AM

>> No.51075881

>>51075838
Last earning report NVDA tanked -10% after hours, recovered 2% of it, then buy morning pre-market it was -5%. It ended up closing +2% or something.

>> No.51075886

>>51075815
Yeah well since you bring it up maybe the fact that you can't talk about the market without primarily worrying about who lost money makes you a FUCKING FAGGOT

EAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
YOU ARE ID-ABLE BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING VINDICTIVE FAGGOT BITCH

So what do you think of that?

>> No.51075893
File: 41 KB, 400x400, 1661177702843002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075893

>>51075851

>completely ignores my point about the student loan moratorium

no one has been paying their loans for years you drooling idiot

>> No.51075897
File: 11 KB, 200x200, Galaxy Brain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075897

>>51075855
>When Joe biden steps in to use taxpayer dollars to pay back our loans, that's all of our problem.
Only if you pay taxes or are long the dollar.

>> No.51075898

>>51075845
Inventories better than forecast but still down by a lot. lmaoI'm waiting to get F I L L E D so it can dump. You're welcome

>> No.51075899

why the FUCK is ROST going up despite JWN shitting the bed

>> No.51075902

>>51075804
It has some merit. The part that they miss however is that monetary supply only matters to the extent that it increases he velocity of money. If the money isn’t moving, it can’t contribute to inflation.

>> No.51075904

>>51075876
Thanks, and PCE Friday is when, 8:30am EST?

>> No.51075910

>>51075675
Regardless of how that works out, you have balls.

>> No.51075920

>>51075851
they already haven't been paying them for two years. as predditors would say...priced in

>> No.51075926

>>51075893
right, this is debt that has been written off for a while.

>> No.51075930

>>51075893
But they're going to, starting next month. And every Zoomer/Millennial retail sales projection includes that fact. Removing a bearish-for-inflation catalyst is equivalent to adding a bullish-for-inflation one.

>> No.51075932

>>51075838
Every time you all bet against the big boys you’ve gotten shit on. AMD and TSM hit. They lowered guidance and the market priced in a drop of 10% already.

>> No.51075936
File: 602 KB, 1194x1200, 1660100100621400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075936

>>51075904
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.html
There ill spoonfeed you,baby

>> No.51075935

>>51075902
It can apparently contribute to significantly to asset inflation, unless you buy that we did all that shit in 2008 with no consequence or that none of this shit has anything to do with how banks bought up 25% of the residential housing market last year.

>> No.51075939

Shitcos are healing

>> No.51075946
File: 32 KB, 860x596, 745-7453962_pepe-meme-rarepepe-gun-twitch-emotes-pepe-hd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075946

>>51075936
Gracias fren

>> No.51075951

>>51074536
>implying a give two shits about homo wellbeing
I'm in this for the money. The drug entered human testing to prove that it works, which it does and this has been known from the beginning, hence why it was prescribed for patients in the fucking first place, and guess what? CHILDREN ARE OFFICIALLY SPREADING MONKEYPOZZ. Read it and weep, bitch
>There have been several reports about possible monkeypozz exposure to children. One such incident was a day care facility in Illinois. Since then, at least nine children in the U.S. have tested positive for the monkeypozz virus.
https://khn.org/morning-breakout/monkeypozz-antiviral-drug-tpoxx-to-enter-human-testing/

>> No.51075954

I'm not sure exactly when the bottom is in. The market always rallies when Jerome Powell speaks (this Friday). But NVDA might shake the market and it will do another drop before it bottoms, tomorrow.

>> No.51075956

>>51075886
Go for a walk or hit a punching bag or some shit. There’s no reason you should be this mad over the tame ass shit I’ve said.

>> No.51075963

>>51075920
>predditors
Makes it sound like predators, and given part of thei userbase, sounds fitting. I like it

>> No.51075971

>>51075936
It says page not found

>> No.51075972
File: 204 KB, 756x686, 1654187784284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075972

Boys, you need to relax and just set your buy orders and post more thots.

>> No.51075975

>>51075956
I'm mad because you're a fucking faggot. You. Can you read?

>> No.51075978

>>51075951
>One such incident was a day care facility in Illinois. Since then, at least nine children in the U.S. have tested positive for the monkeypozz virus.
Note the extremely Jewish media phrasing here. If you skim over, you might think that the one kid at the daycare infected >9 others.

Never trust Jews/journalists.

>> No.51075979

why are jannies so mad all the time, aren't we paying them enough?

>> No.51075984

IT tuna FU?

>> No.51075987
File: 101 KB, 640x873, 1661144465471696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51075987

Circuit breakers before close.

Screen shot me momo

>> No.51076000

New

>>51075997
>>51075997

>> No.51076002

What kind of retarded dipshit assumes trading means puts/calls anyway? Why don't you just send all of your money to robinhood in a hallmark card retard

>> No.51076006

>>51075987
Screencap me in the put.

>> No.51076010
File: 19 KB, 119x120, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51076010

>>51075954
>bottom

>> No.51076012

>>51075984
es tut mir leid?

>> No.51076015

>>51075987
please, we haven't had a decent circuit breaker in awhile.

>> No.51076020

>>51075881
I havent bought a g card in a few years because of price gouging. I'm sure nvidia will do well.

>> No.51076029

>>51075515
It will beat like it always does. Also fed will increase 50. We retest 200 daily ma. Bobos btfo

>> No.51076033

Okay /biz/ wish me lucky

buying some lotto puts on PTON

>> No.51076034
File: 1005 KB, 1333x2000, 1660434057926117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51076034

You guys have no idea what is coming.
If google and meta are doing hiring freezes right NOW, just think about what is going to happen when the economy takes a nose dive.

We are fucked.

>> No.51076046
File: 299 KB, 1713x1195, powell gets the call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51076046

>oil

>> No.51076047

>>51074528
Keep your disgusting green bubbles away from me poor

>> No.51076054

>>51075987
digits and truth

>> No.51076061

>>51075819
Same here.
Why should I have to?
The rest of the world has free college while we pay to defend them.

>> No.51076063
File: 87 KB, 1050x590, Heathers-1989-80s-films-20673381-1050-590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51076063

>>51075491
No! I'm not going back in there!

>> No.51076099

terrible day no traders for me.

>> No.51076124

i was literally about to short oil
thank fuck i hesitated. fuck this clown shit

>> No.51076180
File: 29 KB, 431x428, 18B05499-229A-4E81-B7F5-694B4453F922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51076180

>>51075987
Dubz if true

>> No.51076245
File: 232 KB, 1023x1024, Brie-Larson-Feet-5769894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
51076245

>>51075972

>> No.51076265

Wtf is up with oil? The crypto now?

>> No.51076277

>>51076265
Saudis and jews fight over it. I'm staying the fuck away

>> No.51076523

>>51075963
And twitterers are now twiddlers, as in kiddie twiddlers

>> No.51076547

>>51076523
nice one, I'm stealing it