/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51073198]

>jackson hole on Friday
>*ahem* *clears throat*
>Ladies and Gentlemen...I have an announcement to make...please settle down and take your seats
>With immediate effect, I'm raising the Fed Funds rate to 20%

[Anonymous No.51073227]

>>51073198
places like jackson hole and whitefish are the ultimate status symbol.

[Anonymous No.51073257]

>>51073198
20% is a funny joke but 10% is empirically evidenced soon-to-be reality

[Anonymous No.51073322]

>>51073257
At 12% us defaults, and that's assuming the economy does not slows down and so do tax incomes as rates go up

[Anonymous No.51073333]

>>51073198
>With immediate effect, I'm raising the Fed Funds rate to 20%
>Woman starts crying loudly in the background
>Man in elegant suit throws himself off the window
>Confused people talking, its over.. its over
>Jerome pulls a gun and shoots himself
>Tv channel goes blank

[Anonymous No.51073435]

>>51073322
That's why I said 10% not 12% illiterate sand pig

[Anonymous No.51073503]

jxx08

[Anonymous No.51073633]

>>51073198
Market immediately rallies past 2 exchange limits and caps out at the third and final limit, only to gap open limit high the next day

[Anonymous No.51075395]

AH.
So that is why shit's crabbing despite 2 months of no FOMC.

[Anonymous No.51077202]

>>51075395
just wait until he starts opening his mouth at 10am EST

[Anonymous No.51077549]

>>51073333
>quads

[Anonymous No.51077589]

>>51073198
nothing ever happens. he will say "we remain data-dependent" and give no new guidance. QT will not accelerate. rate hike odds haven't changed.

[Anonymous No.51077617]

*blocks your path*
nothing personnel, jerome