/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51069586]

Taylor Edition

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Screeners:
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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51069594]

SILENT
BUT
DEADLY

[Anonymous No.51069597]

>>51069586
FAST
BUT GAY

[Anonymous No.51069601]

>>51069586
I want to cum in that man. Green market tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51069605]

any minute now...

[Anonymous No.51069606]

any opinion on gass? is it a buy?

[Anonymous No.51069618]

>STOP CROSSPOSTING

[Anonymous No.51069625]

Thoughts on the high-T bulls over on /cmmg/?

[Anonymous No.51069628]

>>51069606
I'm up 5% in a day on it. Sell in like December?

[Anonymous No.51069631]

>>51069625
High T-bills?

[Anonymous No.51069638]

So many of you retards are still bearish, this market is bound to keep rising. Once you're all bullish it will fall.

[Anonymous No.51069639]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51069659]

U.S. Plans to Shift Bill for Covid Shots and Treatments to Insurers, Patients
https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/biden-administration-plans-for-end-of-covid-19-shot-treatment-coverage-11660838418
Biden Administration Plans for New Booster Campaign Soon After Labor Day
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/23/us/politics/covid-booster-shots-biden.html
lol haha

[Anonymous No.51069663]

>>51069631
High-T as in High-Testosterone.

[Anonymous No.51069691]

threadly reminder: we are here

[Anonymous No.51069701]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51069713]

>>51069639
how did you find that gif of me?

[Anonymous No.51069724]

>>51069701
To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand SOXL.

[Anonymous No.51069729]

>>51069663
High T as in High Taylor

[Anonymous No.51069734]

>>51069691
So you're a strong believer in meltup theory?

[Anonymous No.51069738]

>>51069663
Treasury bills are also

[Anonymous No.51069742]

>>51067902
I need to know if the orangutan got to eat that foot or n ot

[Anonymous No.51069755]

>>51069729
She has more testosterone than half of /smg/

[Anonymous No.51069773]

>>51069701
how about a soxl put owner
am i down to clown?

[Anonymous No.51069787]

>>51069625
Retarded and always late

[Anonymous No.51069813]

>>51069734
The dream of making a quick buck is only going to become exponentially worse with each successive generation. One day the adult children of zoomers will start yolo'ing their family's fortune into weeklies. I'll cash out then and only then.

[Anonymous No.51069817]

>>51069691
We're at return to normal, SPY below 200 by October.

[Anonymous No.51069823]

When does the spy crash??

[Anonymous No.51069826]

>>51069813
They won't have any money to yolo if your analysis had any consistency besides you being a shabbos goy

[Anonymous No.51069828]

>>51069823
when you know longer want to buy it

[Anonymous No.51069829]

bbby confirmed not going bankrupt

[Anonymous No.51069837]

>>51069823
After it hits resistance somewhere between 440-460. The latest dip is a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.51069848]

>>51069823
Mid June 2022

[Anonymous No.51069855]

>>51069848
Capped

[Anonymous No.51069878]

>>51069837
Why do you think so? The latest top is a straight line from the previous two local tops
Bear trap was back in july

[Anonymous No.51069904]

Yotsuba best girl.

Also anyone else thinking we're going to dip before elections and then rally from there?
I sort of want my portfolio less bullish for a while, but I hate the idea of being even remotely bearish.

[Anonymous No.51069913]

>>51069904
7 year cycle

[Anonymous No.51069927]

sorry there's no free lunch, the market won't do what you expect nor what you fear, it will move in the exact direction to maximize pain to the maximum number of participants

[Anonymous No.51069935]

>>51069878
On the weekly chart, 440-460 seems more likely given the strength of the June-Now bull leg, and since we already broke the 410-420 resistance.

[Anonymous No.51069950]

>>51069935
Idk dawg…dont see any reason not to open up shorts here. If youre right its still coming down

[Anonymous No.51069998]

>>51069586
I want all the fucking big tech tranny stocks like AAPL and AMZN to go the way of META and NFLX and crash 50%. I'm so fucking sick of these pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.51070004]

>>51069691
You mean here

[Anonymous No.51070019]

>>51069691

Man. What kind of drugs are you smoking

[Anonymous No.51070037]

If oil hits $150, I will date Taylor Swift. This will happen before the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.51070059]

>>51069998
Well if China's economy were to implode, that can happen.

[Anonymous No.51070112]

>>51069823
When it retests the 200 SMA and gets rejected by algos again.

[Anonymous No.51070120]

Affirm earnings prediction?

[Anonymous No.51070148]

>>51069904
>Also anyone else thinking we're going to dip before elections and then rally from there?
That's pretty much what I'm hoping will happen.

[Anonymous No.51070155]

TQQQ chads report in. Still buying every week

[Anonymous No.51070163]

>>51070059
Wishful thinking, you need to realize that the CCP starved literally 50 million people to death and nobody rose up against them. The party has absolute control over people who have an innate desire to be dominated and ruled over, as they have been since time immemorial. The only thing that will collapse China is either a natural catastrophe or total war.

[Anonymous No.51070195]

BREAKING: LEAKED PIC OF JACKSON'S HOLE
INTEREST RATES GOING TO 10%

[Anonymous No.51070206]

>>51069586
Powell is bullish so we pump on Friday

[Anonymous No.51070208]

morning bros. whats the plan for today

[Anonymous No.51070230]

>>51070208
Im not sure, but what I do know is oil is going to be green

[Anonymous No.51070231]

oh yes is it finally nvda earnings day
pelosi wouldn't let us down would she, either way just give us the news give us the jeepeayous

[Anonymous No.51070237]

>>51070230
based black gold enthusiast

[Anonymous No.51070245]

>>51069691
yeah right

[Anonymous No.51070265]

Every year in the summer, a cabal of beauracrats go to a remote resort in Wyoming. The infamous "Jackson's Hole". When they come back, they enact monetary policy that influences the entire global financial system from the highest levels down to the lowest.

[Anonymous No.51070296]

>>51069773
double for you fren

[Anonymous No.51070311]

>>51070265
>a cabal of beauracrats go to a remote resort in...
Way too fucking much of that going on all over the world right now. Elect some party on some platform of stuff, they go talk to the WEF and the UN and whatever else, come home and all of a sudden oh dear we really do think it's time to fuck with the energy sector some more and how about the farmers hey let's fuck with them too.

[Anonymous No.51070315]

>futures pumping
But they also dumped. It's a dump pump.

>>51069701
Do you mean you could heem them?

[Anonymous No.51070317]

>>51070265
In response, deep in the bowels of the darkweb, on a humble khazastani uranium forum, things were being set in motion. In the whispers, /smg/ was devising a plan, they would send one of their own. Disguised as a simple jewish banker, he had one mission; to penetrate Jackson's Hole.

[Anonymous No.51070321]

>>51069904
If by dip you mean violent recession downwards, bottom out and eventually go back up in 2024 then sure.

[Anonymous No.51070326]

>>51070317
We must sew a tiny hat for our man to wear.

[Anonymous No.51070340]

>>51070265
You should have made a joke about them fucking jackson's hole.

>>51070231
Pelosi sold weeks ago kek. I think Nvidia will pump, but the news will be bad. It will pump because it's already lagging the 'market rally' because it dumped weeks ago when they were giving sneak peeks into how bad it would be. The same logic of "it already priced in the bad news so let's price in the news not being so bad" applies here.

[Anonymous No.51070345]

>>51069701
This has been my new favourite pepe for a few days now. I love him.

[Anonymous No.51070361]

I hope you slurped BBBY while it was cheap friends. It's making a comeback.

[Anonymous No.51070362]

>>51070245
>smart money in bbby
kekkus erectus

[Anonymous No.51070374]

>>51070315
I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

[Anonymous No.51070387]

>BBBY up 20% pre market
>NVDA down
>SQQQ up
feeling comfy
NVDA bear spreads going to print after market close when NVDA misses earnings horribly

[Anonymous No.51070404]

>>51070340
the Pelosi’s sold the day before the chips bill came out to avoid “misinformation”
look it up. Paul Pelosi closed his 5m NVDA position within a month because of the optics on the Pelosi’s and their insider trading

[Anonymous No.51070432]

>>51070317
*enter John Rocker*

[Anonymous No.51070439]

>>51070404
>optics
It was because Nvidia was a losing bet because Nvidia itself is going to shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.51070467]

>>51070432
He has a history of penetrating bussies?....He's the perfect man for the job

[Anonymous No.51070471]

>>51070439
>nvidia is going to shit the bed
Nigga you are retarded, I hope you're aware of this. If not I'm sorry to be the one to break the news to you. Even with ETH going to PoS and killing 90% of the GPU demand for crypto mining, they're still the leader in that field and will still sell millions of units for exorbitant prices. I'm not just saying this because I bought a 3090ti this week either, although it's worth mentioning that even after the price crash that's still a 1500$ GPU and they still sell quickly. If you're playing bear on their stock on any timeframe or strike that isn't short term and not too far OTM you're a buffoon.

[Anonymous No.51070496]

>>51070471
>bought a gpu and is long nvidia

[Anonymous No.51070511]

>>51070439
nigger can you read? She knew the chip bill was going to pass and without even reading the article in the bottom of my screenshot you can see NVDA popped 7% the day after they sold when the Pelosi’s knew the bill was going to pass.
he bought in inside info and then decided it was better to take a $350k hit and keep the inside info gravy train running rather than risk a higher level of scrutiny for a quick 10-20%.
You can see every trade the Pelosi’s have made since 2012 because of the STOCKS act. Almost every time he either buys shares or ITM calls which equate to 1.5-2x leverage on upward price movement and then only sells/exercises after at least a year for long term cap gains
>im still short NVDA this week but I have 2024 NVDA LEAPS in my Roth

[Anonymous No.51070518]

>>51070511
>it's the optics bro
>trust me she didn't make any money on this
>it's the optics

[Anonymous No.51070535]

good morning /smg/ I start my new job today

[Anonymous No.51070536]

10.02 +1.24 (+14.12%)
Pre-Market: 4:30AM EDT

[Anonymous No.51070552]

Time to short energy stocks in Europe

https://twitter.com/Fongern_FX/status/1562336031202070528

[Anonymous No.51070558]

BBBY 10.18 +1.40 (+15.95%)
Pre-Market: 4:35AM EDT

[Anonymous No.51070561]

>>51070518
>not being able to read

[Anonymous No.51070604]

>>51070471
Nvidia lied about their crypto exposure. Expect a couple of years of declining revenue.

[Anonymous No.51070646]

I'm shorting any (((green))) energy in Germany too

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1562266205511098368

[Anonymous No.51070649]

Yeah I’m thinking it’s time for oil again, oil? Yes oil

[Anonymous No.51070686]

>>51070649
Yeah.... It's our turn

[Anonymous No.51070701]

>>51069586
Good morning smg,
its another day of trying to not stay poor.

[Anonymous No.51070703]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51070729]

Forgiving student debt could cost us up to $1 trillion. Man we are heading for a depression real fast.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1562318284728307714

[Anonymous No.51070731]

>>51069586
Jesus christ, the woman in OP's pic is distrubingly white. She is like a caricature.

[Anonymous No.51070744]

>>51070729
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51070758]

>>51070646
>>51070729
can we please use nitter in the future? its just a twitter front-end but without the bloat and javascript and you dont need an account.

[Anonymous No.51070766]

hate soxl trannies

[Anonymous No.51070804]

First+dubs for SOXL

[Anonymous No.51070806]

i am the market

[Anonymous No.51070827]

>>51070604
I believe that the demand for graphics hardware will remain on a steady rise on the coming years.
t. market analyst looking into gaming/VR.

[Anonymous No.51070867]

>>51070496
>waited until the prices came down to somewhere close to the realm of sanity before buying, and holds shares for dear life because the company will always be relevant until the day I die
Sneed
>>51070604
Declining revenue sure, stock prices dropping significantly? Fuckin kek no. Barring the entire market shitting itself to death they're never going under 150, and even in the event that happens I sincerely doubt they go below 105 if even that low. GPU's make up a larger market sector than just gaming and it will never go away and is only getting bigger, anyone short NVDA on anything other than a short timeframe and puts that aren't very far OTM is assblastingly retarded and my mind cannot be changed.

[thetafag No.51070894]

when are you guys taking the long theta pill?

[Anonymous No.51070904]

>>51070894
I've been selling puts for years.

[Anonymous No.51070917]

Well shit, looks bullish for jabbie refunds

https://streamable.com/g7k0qq

[Anonymous No.51070923]

[Anonymous No.51070945]

>>51070827
yeah but you might revise your growth expectation. The miners made an overshoot in the sales figure, and that has to be accounted for. So far Nvidia never publicly acknowledged this, and so far the VR/AR are still minor in the gaming industry

[Anonymous No.51070948]

>>51070923
Anyone using Rabbihood deserves nothing less. Still mad at those small-hats for leaking my fucking social security number but at least I was smart enough to delete everything right after it happened and went through the legwork of reporting fraudulent shit on my credit and then freezing it once everything was resolved.

[thetafag No.51070985]

>>51070904
based af. I got a 150 Put and 180 Call double calendar in DLTR for earnings. I thought earnings was yesterday though so I'm keeping it for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51070988]

>>51070758
write a javascript to redirct youself retard

[Anonymous No.51071016]

>>51070037
if oil breaks the 200dsma and no malarkey comes out of the retard in chief's mouth, it will happen brother

[Anonymous No.51071052]

>>51070985
I'm considering waiting for the Jackson's Hole reaction and if we have another irrational selloff I might put on an SPX put credit spread, debating how wide.
I'm also in URNM.

[Anonymous No.51071058]

>>51071016

> no malarkey comes out of the retard in chief's mouth

Oh fuck, only malarkey comes out of that mouth

[Anonymous No.51071083]

>>51070230
>>51070237

It's unbelievable how many analysts and opinion writers were trying to get me to sell my oil at the bottom. It's really quite perverse. Every day I'd check the news and there'd be another article saying "SELL YOUR OIL LOL"

[Anonymous No.51071119]

swear to god I'm going schizo

[Anonymous No.51071153]

I'm betting heavy on Long gas / Short NVDA / Long EQNR. Will refer to this post after market close, to either gloat or cry.

[Anonymous No.51071159]

>>51071058
hopefully, the market will not let him get away with it
>>51071083
>SELL YOUR OIL LOL
Not before they eat some of my shit, mashala

[Anonymous No.51071164]

>>51071153
I'm gonna grab 50 shares of bbby in about 45 minutes and see how it fares, probably retarded but I like being a moron sometimes. Will do the same at market close.

[Anonymous No.51071171]

>nvda
Graphics cards only make up about 2/3rd of their revenue and it will take a hit but most of the damage is done already as MSRP remains little changed outside of the uber hobbyist cards.

[Anonymous No.51071211]

I boughted KHC

[Anonymous No.51071212]

>>51071171
Plus people are forgetting their Quadro lineup makes up a shitload of sales for them and isn't gaming related in the slightest, making render units for gaming computers isn't and never really has been the bulk of their bread and butter profits wise. It's massive render farms and now neural networking and other related fields, plus the car industry. Most of the price increase on their gaming units were from third party vendors that they were selling the actual GPU chips to for a set price that they then installed in their own mostly custom PCB's with custom cooling and VRM solutions, and most of the low supply issues were from those third party vendors selling them by the pallet to miners directly for asinine sums of money.

I really don't see it dipping below 150 barring a full on crash and even then it's staying in triple digits. That's not even coping, and isn't even touching on how much they do for glowops in the US and abroad which is guaranteed money and marketshare.

[Anonymous No.51071225]

>>51071212
Nice cope

[Anonymous No.51071252]

>>51071212
There ya go. All the things I wanted to say but I am only one coffee in this morning still

[thetafag No.51071259]

>>51071052
switched to pc.
SPX PCS sounds good. I've never traded URNM before gonna look into it although it does look the option market isn't that tight.

[Anonymous No.51071272]

>>51071211
Shill me on it?

[Anonymous No.51071275]

>OXY
>+215% ytd
>>BRO BUY IT'S STILL CHEAP
>>(((WARREN MUNGER))) IS SLURPING TOO
how are people this retarded?
this shit went from 27B mkt cap to 69B in one (1) fucking year

[Anonymous No.51071285]

>>51070729
Bullish. They'll have more income to spend which will boost wages and inflation which means a higher tax base which means lower deficit.
Kek didn't that happen this year? The deficit is going down because everyone got raises which put them into higher tax brackets.

[Anonymous No.51071287]

Where do you lads read finance news? I don't wanna pay $200 for a bloomberg subscription but I can't find any free news sites for finance

[Anonymous No.51071293]

>>51071259
Yeah it's a little janky but it warms up enough on dips to about .50 wide which is close enough. I'm not buying it back so no worries about exiting.
URA has a more liquid options chain, but the etf itself has questionable holdings.

[Anonymous No.51071303]

>>51071225
I'd play a 160p on it dated a month or so out, sure. Anyone huffing literal copium x10000 extract and going for way OTM or long-dated puts is retarded, as is anyone selling calls at strikes lower than the same.

[Anonymous No.51071315]

short meta

[Anonymous No.51071336]

>>51071272
Mega consumer staples crab company. There’s nothing to shill beyond them being able to pass on costs to consumers.

[Anonymous No.51071382]

[Anonymous No.51071422]

I want to buy AES at 20 STLA at 12 and RKLB at 3.50 but they just won't go back down!
Ii bought AES at 19 and sold at 25. Feel like I should've kept it. Seems like a good long play. RKLB seems okay too.

[Anonymous No.51071426]

hey smg, shill me good and / or undervalued EURO stocks

[Anonymous No.51071459]

>>51071287
you only need to keep track of FED, debt market (bonds), economic calendar, company news from your specific open positions & sector news and your [insert retarded gov] if they do some bullshit like in US inflation "reduction" act or if (((they))) decide the recession is cancelled.
stay away from analyst or other financial mass media bullshit

[Anonymous No.51071460]

slow day /smg/

[Anonymous No.51071507]

>>51071459
You sometimes get some silver glimmers like reading about how bad nonbank mortgage writers are getting destroyed this year. Risk premiums on mortgages will continue to increase.

[Anonymous No.51071534]

What's the besting crypto miner? (AKA primarily focuses on BTC mining)

[Anonymous No.51071551]

>You WILL eat the mold.

[Anonymous No.51071558]

>>51071534
Sir… you maying want be sit down for this

[Anonymous No.51071561]

Wake up and smell the OIL

[Anonymous No.51071567]

>>51071534
It's legitimately not worth it unless you have free or nearly free electricity and a shitload of it. For BTC you'd be looking at ASIC mining and you'd need a decent chunk of change (five to six figures) to get started and turn a meaningful profit, of which you'll lose a good bit to having to dissipate an assload of heat and power costs and getting jewed on your order for said ASICs because delivery gets prioritized to the largest and most wealthy miners. Last time I looked the only things that are still worth mining at all are ETH (clock's ticking, mid september it moves to proof of stake) XMR (CPU mining only, similar problems to BTC mining with power consumption and heat dissipation plus high startup costs for decent returns) or ravencoin (shit returns but possible to turn a profit). And that was about a month ago last I cared to run the numbers on any of it.

If you had a million dollars and could strongarm an entire hydroelectric dam worth of electricity and water for cooling you could maybe make it profitable. Otherwise BTC mining is retarded.

[Anonymous No.51071568]

I randomly dreamed the word circuit last nice.. time to buy a few puts to see if god likes me or is trolling me

[Anonymous No.51071570]

>>51071534
HUT. They dipped from diluting but they're the only one still holding and not selling BTC that I'm aware of.

[Anonymous No.51071574]

>>51071568
>dreamed

[Anonymous No.51071580]

Bought 10 shares of Stbx at 16 bucks just in case it moons again. Gonna sell at open I think

[Anonymous No.51071587]

50 shares of BBBY @ 9.89 average, lets see how it does. Already up a little more than a quarter from there ten minutes in.

[Anonymous No.51071599]

>>51071567
Sorry should ave specified stocks. But still, thanks for the insight.

>>51071570
Intersting. Any thoughts on bitfarms?

[Anonymous No.51071602]

50679149

>Crate of Hotdog (2020): $100
>Crate of Hotdogs (2021): $110 (10% inflation)
>Crate of Hotdogs (2022): $128 (10%+7% inflation)
If FRED gets 2% inflation in 2023 a crate of hotdogs would be $130 ($128 + 7%) and they would say that they've done their job.
Why isn't FRED bringing inflation to -22% so that we have hotdogs at $106 instead ($100 + 2% +2% +2%)?

[Anonymous No.51071609]

>>51071574
I trust my dreams more than the fag logic online.

[Anonymous No.51071623]

SIGA sissies, it’s over :(

[Anonymous No.51071627]

>>51071609
>I trust my dreams

[Anonymous No.51071629]

RYCEY sisters....

[Anonymous No.51071638]

>>51071599
Garbage. They're selling BTC right now against their supposed HODL strategy, pretty cringe.
>BTC held in custody on July 31, 2022, reflects the sale of 1,623 BTC during July 2022.
>BTC held in custody on June 30, 2022, reflects the sale of 3,352 BTC during June 2022.
They now have 2,021 BTC in custody vs 4,600 BTC in custody back in January.
Source: Updates on https://bitfarms.com/news/

[Anonymous No.51071640]

EQNR BROS WE KEEP WINNING

[Anonymous No.51071641]

>>51071599
No problem. For large miners that are company sized it's still more than possible to turn a profit, for individuals unless you've already made it mining crypto is big dumb. That was the main point.

[Anonymous No.51071657]

>>51071602
The transitory (tranny) inflation gets to stay because of liberals.

Futures just turned green. Today the rally starts.

[Anonymous No.51071668]

>>51071657
>Today the rally starts
It already started,on monday

[Anonymous No.51071693]

>>51071275
Warren is in it for the billions of government gibs this company is about to get. Look into their carbon capture plants. By 2035 they want a bunch of these plants absorbing a million tons a year. Currently, they pay $85 per ton. That’s 85 million in risk free revenue after all is said and done. And that IF the US doesn’t raise the incentive, which they just raised in the inflation reduction act from 50 to 85. Thats also ignoring any moves oil may make in the future.

[Anonymous No.51071723]

>>51071629
What a shit company, worst stock I ever brought

[Anonymous No.51071727]

Now that SIGA is dead what’s the next actual 10x? Cases are slowing down everywhere, NTI was clearly a larp.

[Anonymous No.51071730]

>>51071693
>billions of government gibs this company is about to get. Look into their carbon
Of course the government will throw money at anything other than an actual solution. Hope it works out for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.51071738]

>>51071275
munger is the biggest retard of all for praising the CCP at every turn while continuing to lose money on BABA

[Anonymous No.51071739]

>>51071693
we don't need oil in a world wide recession going into a depression sweaty
and buying now looking into 2035 is exactly the same retarded logic than buying INTC now because of their 5 year roadmap or going into META hoping for le big metaversa breakthrough which may or may not work out. no I rather don't want to lock in my money 10 years for any big return thanks

[Anonymous No.51071749]

>>51071727
EQNR is a safe 30%, there are no SIGA level plays atm

[Anonymous No.51071757]

>>51071739
>we don’t need oil
HELLO FRANZ HOW R ZE GERMANZ?

[Anonymous No.51071766]

>>51071730
Retarded. Carbon capture allows for oil to continue to be used, which is the only viable strat because oil money controls everything. Now they get to charge to bring it up from underground and refine it and then take the byproducts of its use out of the air. The only other "viable" solution would be heeming oil and banning it under threat of death, which would just get whoever tried to do that brutally tortured and murdered and their bloodline ended.

[Anonymous No.51071773]

Is gambling with margin up the wazoo on sketchy CFDs worth it?

[Anonymous No.51071783]

>>51071739
>and buying now looking into 2035 is exactly the same retarded logic
That the whole stock market is built on? Yeah. It is. Most people aren’t /smg/, they want to actually retire. Markets are forward looking. If you think climate hysteria is only going to get worse, it’s a great investment. The more people are scared the more they will throw money at shit like this. That’s what Warren is betting on.

[Anonymous No.51071790]

>>51071739
didn't read, you will pay for oil whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.51071796]

Do I need to be a wagie to get into this?
I have like $1700 in neetbux in the bank.

[Anonymous No.51071799]

BBBY is at 11.02 and is up 25% in premarket

[Anonymous No.51071801]

>>51071766
>oil companies not only avoid being penalized and shit out, they somehow manage to get PAID money to continue shitting up the earth and pretend like they are helping
It’s really comical at this point

[Anonymous No.51071805]

I had a dream last night that I was abducted by aliens and it was quite unsettling. They didn't mess with my bussy but they did tell me to buy oil. Should be bullish

[Anonymous No.51071808]

>>51071796
>1700

[Anonymous No.51071809]

>>51071799
Was considering buying last night. Should’ve would’ve could’ve, not touching it now it will dump at some point today.

[Anonymous No.51071815]

>>51071796
No. You can start any time, just know that until a certain level this is just a fun hobby. The real investment is in yourself until you can add a reasonable amount to your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.51071830]

>>51071796
Ideally yes you should have a job so you can make regular contributions to your portfolio. A lot of people would yolo that amount of money on degenerate plays and most of them would get completely heemed, having been one of those retards when I started and barely breaking under even at the end of it I'd recommend not doing that. Lurk for two years and ask questions and pick something stable with prospects for some gains to start with. I like NVDA but there's always VOO and SPY, or you could be a dividends chad and buy something like KO.

[Anonymous No.51071831]

The Saudis have figured out that the oil futures market is rigged

[Anonymous No.51071832]

>>51071796
You’re not going to get rich off 1700. So yeah you do need significantly more money if you want to gamble. If you want to build wealth over time, then 1700 is plenty.

[Anonymous No.51071835]

>>51071815
Based bloomerposter

[Anonymous No.51071841]

hate soxl trannies

[Anonymous No.51071843]

>>51071831
This is what happens when (((they))) can’t shut it down.

[Anonymous No.51071849]

>>51071809
This is very much the dead cat bounce on BBBY. All the big money is out and bankruptcy is on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.51071852]

>>51071830
Spy puts weekly until slot machine pays out.

[Anonymous No.51071855]

>>51071801
I blame the greenfags for shunning nuclear still, but I'm a simple pleb, the fuck do I know.

[Anonymous No.51071860]

>>51071809
To each their own, I bought 20 shares at ~8 and added to the position this morning right when extended hours trading opened at just under 10$. Currently sitting on 75 shares, gonna let it ride and see what it does. Figured it was smarter than playing options yet again.

[Anonymous No.51071867]

>>51071832
Yeah I'm not looking to gamble and I don't give a fuck about getting rich, at least for now. My living situation is stable and I just want to make enough money to eventually move out.

[Anonymous No.51071869]

>>51071855
Blame women. Unironically, women are the ones driving down approval for nuclear energy. Look up the numbers.

[Anonymous No.51071878]

it’s crabbing

[Anonymous No.51071879]

You know that saying "don't invest more than you can afford to lose". It's easier said than done.
But at this point my position is rugged so hard I might as well let it ride to 0.
I hate governments, I hate regulations.

[Anonymous No.51071884]

>>51071843
Imagine if boomer rock producers had a dick and did the same thing to the degenerate parasite banks who are short with a 500x leverage.

[Anonymous No.51071885]

German 10y yield at a key level.

[Anonymous No.51071887]

>>51071849
>he doesn't know about the loan
>he doesn't know about the board
>he doesn't know about the award winning lawfirm for mergers and acquisitions
>he doesn't know

It's a degenerate gamble but it's got a lot of momentum and I've wasted more on dumber.
>>51071852
This is too based for most new investors and relies on them having a dogshit broker that would give a literal fish level 2's.

[Anonymous No.51071888]

I'll show you a Jackson Hole. *crabs butt*

[Anonymous No.51071891]

>>51071860
you might as well go to 100 shares just to take advantage of this retarded IV

probably not a good idea to do that on this gap up though xd

[Anonymous No.51071900]

>>51071891
>11.50 and 30% gains
>market hasn't even opened yet
>still on REGSHO
Kek yeah I'm in for as much as I could afford to lose in the event I'm wrong, and wouldn't dare write a call or put.

[Anonymous No.51071901]

>>51071885
That looks horrible,damn

[Anonymous No.51071908]

>>51071801
Oil comes from the earth retard. Somehow bringing it to surface, cleaning it up, and using it is bad? Tree huggers need to get a real life.

[Anonymous No.51071909]

>>51071867
>Yeah I'm not looking to gamble and I don't give a fuck about getting rich
I’ll stop you right there, you’re in the wrong place already. Just buy an ETF that follows the market like SPY honestly. If you’re betting on a crash, maybe wait. Personally, I don’t think there will be one. I just don’t see a large enough catalyst that would start one. Do your own research and jump in when you feel ready.

[Anonymous No.51071912]

>>51071901
Why?

[Anonymous No.51071913]

BBBY is exploding again
11.54 +2.76 (+31.44%)
Pre-Market:

[Anonymous No.51071920]

>>51071912
Because it's german

[Anonymous No.51071938]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51071941]

>>51071900
a personal rule of mine is to always, always sell calls during any limit up halts

hasn't fucked me over yet, but to each their own

[Anonymous No.51071950]

>>51071885
Also, that doubling in yield from about 0.7 to 1.4% is just in the month of august.

[Anonymous No.51071965]

>>51071783
>Markets are forward looking
yes, 6-12 months not 10 years
>If you think climate hysteria is only going to get worse, it’s a great investment.
it's going to get worse but if I'm looking into 10years I rather go into big tech where I have a higher probability to make bigger return

I'm just saying buying OXY now after a 215% runup because muh carbon capture plants when we're still at the beginning of this climate hysteria and tech is still evolving isn't that good of a bet than people make it out to be

[Anonymous No.51071970]

>>51071913
>12.04
ooo

[Anonymous No.51071971]

>>51071640
Based

Longed EQNR x2 on monday

[Anonymous No.51071989]

Redeem the Booby Beyond my bastards.

[Anonymous No.51071988]

>>51071885
Why is the yield pumping? The economy is dying

[Anonymous No.51072002]

why does every guest on CNBC talk with their hands? Like EVERYONE moving their hands when they talk.

[Anonymous No.51072005]

Goddamnit are we going to have to hear about BBBY all day again?

[Anonymous No.51072008]

>>51071950
which pretty much says the confidence in Germany to repay the bonds is shrinking.
Sad! It was negative last year actually

[Anonymous No.51072017]

>>51072002
That's how most masons communicate,dumdum

[Anonymous No.51072020]

Sirs uranium pump

[Anonymous No.51072025]

I'm feeling bearish today bros, pre-market dead cat bounce vibes

[Anonymous No.51072033]

Goddamnit I cannot believe I averaged up on SIGA :(

[Anonymous No.51072034]

This board once again has proven its full of degenerate bug men
I wont give you any more hints

[Anonymous No.51072040]

>#nolongercorrupt
>#Swampdrained
I’m glad to see the elite finally being held to the same standards as the average american

[Anonymous No.51072041]

>>51072020
Where are the pizz bottles?

[Anonymous No.51072057]

>>51072034
>1pbtid
You never gave any hints to begin with

[Anonymous No.51072058]

>>51072040
>5 days in jail
His ass never saw a real jail cell. Probably did house arrest and called it jail.

[Anonymous No.51072063]

>>51072041
>the smell, imagine

[Anonymous No.51072067]

I have 1k I won off a scratcher ticket someone gave me for my birthday, an recommendations on what I should invest in?

[Anonymous No.51072066]

>>51071988
>The economy is dying
That's exactly why. Everyone's dumping their bonds. see >>51072008

>>51072025
I think it looks a little bullish, but we're getting durable goods data in 30min and more importantly Jackson Hole is likely holding the market from going too hard in either direction.

[Anonymous No.51072068]

>>51072034
Were you the BCC guy?

[Anonymous No.51072070]

>>51072041
Based. Investing in potassium nitrate.

[Anonymous No.51072081]

>>51072067
More scratch tickets. Duh!

[Anonymous No.51072083]

>>51072002
Feminization (söy).

[Anonymous No.51072089]

>>51072067
Bro that's an entire year of gas station hotdogs and sodas, save that shit

[Anonymous No.51072091]

FUCK SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.51072098]

>>51072081
The stock market is just scratch tickets for people with MBA’s.

[Anonymous No.51072123]

>>51072067
See
>>51072089
Or use that 1000 entirely on oreo cakesters since they finally brought them back and we don't know how long they'll be around again.

[Anonymous No.51072138]

>>51071799
I started with maybe 2k liquid. You just build up. Most of the vendors now getting HPs to Ps off me started with packs and QPs. Start small, be smart about it and work out the numbers and margins you need to make it worth it.

I ran with large volume but low margins for a while and it's how I built up my contact list.

[Anonymous No.51072151]

>>51070948
Literally days after I sorted out the rh nonsense my mortgage company called me and told me my identity was accidentally stolen by one of their 3rd party services and I had to do it all over again.

[Anonymous No.51072169]

>>51072138
I started with $1700. In the last year I've manage to jump up to $4500, largely in part because of SIGA. Hoping I can get to $10k by the end of the year but that's wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.51072182]

ded thred
ded gaem

[Anonymous No.51072184]

>>51070923
I don't feel so bad for my losses now.

[Anonymous No.51072211]

I don't think I've pooped since Saturday or Sunday, can't remember.

[Anonymous No.51072215]

>>51072151
I remember clftranny had over a million in his Robinhood account and tons of options. Now I'm small time and use Robinhood but if I had that kind of money I would never keep that shit in Robinhood of course clftranny won't have to worry about that anymore anyway kek.

[Anonymous No.51072256]

>>51072091
lol this retard has to be a CIA plant

[Anonymous No.51072265]

>>51072211
>He doesn't shit at least once a day
NGMI
>>51072138
Based illicit substance in exchange for currency provider
>>51072151
Big gay, this is why I don't even use credit for anything. If I can't afford it with cash I can't afford it, simple as.

[Anonymous No.51072276]

Who called me a Gush Geisha?
Who called me an Oil Princess?
I don't give a shit who, because they will all PAY UP.

[Anonymous No.51072279]

>>51072256
>CIA
he just signals to retail to do what the big boys want them to do. today it's slurp so they can sell into retail.

[Anonymous No.51072311]

>>51072279
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/ww2b0w/well_done_victor_in_california/
Someone meme heemed him on his own show yesterday, can't find the clip anywhere on talmudtube hence the leddit link

[Anonymous No.51072347]

Why is my tight stoop loss always get hit!!!!

[Anonymous No.51072350]

Does this mean boeings a good stock to buy?

[Anonymous No.51072363]

>>51072347
The tighter it is, the sexier it looks to the stop loss hunters.

[Anonymous No.51072378]

SELL

[Anonymous No.51072380]

>>51072350
much like wells fargo, can you trust them to keep their nose clean?

[Anonymous No.51072383]

>premarkets

[Anonymous No.51072394]

>>51072383
it all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dowwwwwnnnn

[Anonymous No.51072398]

Premarkets more like poopmarkets.

[Anonymous No.51072423]

>Subscriptions for a monthly fee. Drivers can go to the car wash as many times as they want. Take Brown Bear Car Wash in Seattle. The top tier, called the Beary Best, is 44.99 a month. That compares to $18 for a single wash.
>You don't know that this small business is actually a small business owned by an entrepreneur. It might be a private equity-owned business and in some cases it definitely is. It depends on the industry, but there's some industries that have become completely dominated by private equity and increasingly car washes are one of them.
https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-journal/why-private-equity-is-buying-up-car-washes/9e0c89b8-eb61-416a-8354-1b9bf67c2306
What else are they going to make us subscribe for?

[Anonymous No.51072426]

>>51072347
>the 28 year old stoooooper. AHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA STOOOOOOOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.51072431]

>>51072383
>oil

[Anonymous No.51072432]

>>51072363
Even after going up 1% they still go after my stop loss. SCAMMMM

[Anonymous No.51072437]

>>51072347
>stoop loss

[Anonymous No.51072439]

>>51072423
you will subscribe to the washes and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.51072462]

TSLA stock spilt when?

[Anonymous No.51072470]

>>51072423
The Moo Moo Express Car Wash near me is always packed with a line going out into the street. Most of the cars don't even look that dirty. I don't get it, there is apparently some subset of people obsessed with washing their car every day and willing to wait in line for a half hour to do so.

[Anonymous No.51072477]

>>51072462
After hours

[Anonymous No.51072487]

please drop today, half my portfolio is in cash because I decided to just go all cap and it didn't buy this morning. -1% today let's go!!!!

[Anonymous No.51072496]

I am so fucking glad I didn't listen to the siga perma pumpers here and decided to look at the case spread instead. Got out before it fell too much.

Might jump back in when it's even lower and we're closer to the FDA approval date.

[Anonymous No.51072498]

DXY

[Anonymous No.51072505]

>>51072498
Based. Go dollar!

[Anonymous No.51072513]

>>51071623
>>51071727
Cases are not slowing down, different tracker websites report significantly different daily cases. Don't believe the fud, monkepox is still going strong. SIGA will rise again

[Anonymous No.51072526]

SOON.

[Anonymous No.51072550]

>>51072040
> 4 days slashed for “good behavior”
> The night he spent being booked counts as jail time
Yup, really showed those alt right chuds that there’s no swamp, literally shaking frfr

[Anonymous No.51072573]

Cmon CABA let's see some gaaaaaains

[Anonymous No.51072593]

slow thread this morning

[Anonymous No.51072599]

TNX

[Anonymous No.51072608]

>>51072496
I am bullish on Siga, this pull back is within what I expected it to do. It can pull back quite a bit more before I get worried. I am trading options though, not holding stock.

[Anonymous No.51072609]

>>51072593
wonder why

[Anonymous No.51072616]

>>51072593
slow crabbing doesn't make for exciting posting

[Anonymous No.51072627]

>Futures crabbing for 2 days
Are they really gonna wait for NVDA earnings then drop the hammer? TSLA has a stock split so retail should be slurping it. US500 and USTECH have bear flags but their RSI/MACD is trending upwards with sideways price action.

[Anonymous No.51072634]

Comfy as fuck. Puts are locked and loaded. Watching Bleach until the market opens.

[Anonymous No.51072644]

why is this allowed ffs

[Anonymous No.51072647]

>>51072609
>>51072616
I just wake up early and have nothing better to do than shitpost but where is everyone else?

[Anonymous No.51072665]

>>51072593
Also baggot has been missing for 3 days now. I suspect he got caught in north Korea looking for his gookfu. Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.51072678]

>>51072647
I dunno but it's quiet....................almost two quiet..........................

[Anonymous No.51072679]

CCJ Bros!

[Anonymous No.51072685]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.51072688]

im trying to focus on market day. keep it down guys

[Anonymous No.51072699]

>>51072688
no.

[Anonymous No.51072703]

>>51072608
I was bullish for the longest time but the FDA cockblocking EUA and generally being more focussed on vaccinating rather than using TPOX was already making me feel kinda shaky. The media seems to not pay too much attention to mpox either, and the case growth is now slowing down too (in the US anyway).

I dunno man I have a feeling it's gonna go down to 15-17 and bounce around there for a long time.

[Anonymous No.51072707]

>>51072665
He has his hands full.

[Anonymous No.51072711]

>>51072599
the warm moist nose and tongue gently pressing against the back of my neck
the tepid breath as he whispers sweet nothings about the upcoming crash
the subtle push of his enormous, rigid cock gentle brushing against me
that's the bobo i know

[Anonymous No.51072713]

This my last day posting smg for a while. It has been fun shit posting with you early while I wage. I got to focus on my wage and not the market. Stay safe everyone and good luck.

[Anonymous No.51072722]

Oil barons, what's your exit plan? I don't want to get caught holding like in 2008. Wait for double top?

[Anonymous No.51072727]

>>51072713
i keep saying this is the last day i pee my pants, i swear i won't poop my pants for a while, but i can't help it i keep going back, it's stronger than me

[Anonymous No.51072731]

>10 year
>dxy

[Anonymous No.51072740]

>>51072634
first time or rewatching before the final season?

[Anonymous No.51072746]

>ARK Invest funds trimmed their stake in Nvidia (NVDA) ahead of the graphics chipmaker’s results.
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51072749]

>>51072713
Remember, you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.51072752]

>>51072746
cathie is a smart lady and well connected, this is the top

[Anonymous No.51072758]

>>51072707
Damn, you just know

[Anonymous No.51072759]

>>51072707
Wait that's not baggot, but it kind of looks like him.

[Anonymous No.51072763]

>>51072746
congrats to NVDA on finding a bottom

[Anonymous No.51072766]

>>51072746
Dunno man, she could have gotten some completely-not-insider information

[Anonymous No.51072775]

>>51072722
/CL hits 150

[Anonymous No.51072790]

>>51072759
It is if you factor in alcoholism, a bad diet, stressing about gookfu, and lack of sleep.

[Anonymous No.51072796]

>>51072746
inverse cathie?

[Anonymous No.51072808]

>>51072796
it's worked this year, previous years not so much

[Anonymous No.51072823]

>Housing down
>oil down
>gold down

If fed raises 50 basis pts, we ride like a Nigerian bursting Karen’s cervix, penetrating her Fallopian tubes, and unleashing a gallon of sweet Nigerian cream.

[Anonymous No.51072829]

>>51072740
Just a rewatch. I skipped the Bount arc. And now I'm on to Hueco Mundo.

[Anonymous No.51072832]

>>51072808
>previous years not so much
thats cuz everything was going up

[Anonymous No.51072839]

>>51072823
And if it raises 75?

[Anonymous No.51072855]

OILBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.51072857]

>>51072839
Only burst her cervix and she delivers a mulatto baby.

[Anonymous No.51072861]

New
>>51072854
>>51072854
>>51072854

[Anonymous No.51072867]

>>51072808
everyone's a genius in a massive bull run

[Anonymous No.51072903]

>>51072867

[Anonymous No.51073068]

Fuck whatever that was.

[Anonymous No.51073958]

>>51069586
Taylor Swift is the only tranny I would ever date.