/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Zimchads we got too cocky....

I should have bought some SOXL yesterday god damn it

First for you're all a bunch of cunts

BOBOS ABSOLUTELY HEEMED

BUDDY LOOK AT SIGA HOMO SEX

>economy slows in august
>"holy shit, time to buy"
>:(

Reminder that all mattress places do a home sleep trial. There is no mattress places that don't do that. Any place that somehow does not offer that are the most bottom of the barrel 200 dollar mattress.

>>51057509
It wasn't a bear market rally, it was a legitimate bullrun! Wagmi boys

hate soxl trannies

Good morning SOXL sisters

Awful composite and services PMIs just dropped.

OILBROS DID YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? SEE THAT?

E
Q
N
R

SPY 420 eod screenshot this

Energy gang WW@ ???

>>51057530
HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE?

niggas last night were seriously posting that "return to normal" fucking chart kek. bobos lol

Sissies, could be a dark winter

>>51057533
thats a woman

looking at how everyone here is acting I refuse to look any chart today

This market is so Jewish

>>51057533
That's a real woman

>>51057535
It needs to slow down a bit I have xom $100 covered expiring this Friday. Come on man.

CCJ Chads

I got shadowbanned on YouTube comments. Am I shadowbanned here too?

AMC is about to go under $10
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

IT'S THE MELTUP!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!

yeah, im thinking we are back

>>51057565
Covered calls

I need a trade idea. Thoughts on TTOO?

>>51057553
this is standard /smg/ though

>>51057541
>Buy Cardinal Energy yesterday to reallocate more of my shitty divie folio into energy
>Up by more than 5% today
Based OPEC+ taking a fat oily shit on the US oil mascarade

I love making lots of money bros

>>51057535

OIL

Watch nvda do a barrel roll
Thank God it's Taco tuesday; I can stress eat this pain away with what little is left of my soxl heavy portfolio

reminder not to go long on PLUG - they were caught cooking the books for the past 4 years. add that to the fact their profit margin is -91% and hydrogen is not even remotely close to being economical

Why is it going down? HELLO? REDEEM BASTARDS

>ropes self
what shame. his channel wasnt half bad.

MORE awful numbers just dropped

FARTGAS bros...

the most manipulated market in history

why didn't you assholes warn me about the MNMD short squeeze rumors?
worst stock forum ever

>>51057616
Whaaat.
Sorce?

>>51057616

He stole lots of info from here.

Can someone explain the move in the USD?

>new home sales dropped 15% almost

>New Home Sales (Jul) actual: 511K expected: 575K previous 585K
>New Home Sales (MoM) (Jul) actual: -12.6% previous: -7.1%
RIP HOUSING MARKET

>>51057647
>>51057631

>>51057616
who?

Gregory Mannerino sauce just posted
"I'm so fucken tired guys"
on his twitter before deleting it.

>>51057631
Bad news is still good news it seems

>>51057656
RIP IN PEACE

>>51057616
That nigger had better not kill himself. I unironically value his advice.

>>51057656
take your pills and calm down Memerino

>>51057651
you know what time it is

>>51057586

It’s so obvious the PPT is manipulating the price of OIL. Saudis are tired of Biden’s shit and threatening to cut supply. Imagine an embargo at this point ? I would Fucken cum so hard.

>>51057586
>>51057590
Can't wait for the report tomorrow. 200 a barrel will be realized. It's inevitable.

>>51057651
I am sitting on 100k ready to buy. Is now the time?

>>51057616
I miss him bros

anyone buying into the STBX Starbox IPO today?
malay fintech, seems overpriced to me but idk

EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME


KEK BAGGIES

>>51057616

Too bad,

The only thing he will leave behind is a stack of worthless silver coins

>>51057616
Unironically I hope that is not true. He really is not a bad source of advice. Better than you fuck niggers on this gay ass board

Ya'll niggas sleepin on FPAY

>>51057683
kek, baggies.

I might have gotten too cocky

>>51057651
Can the housing market please also shit the bed hard in Cucknada
I wish we could have nice things for once

>>51057689
who is that?

>>51057616
isnt that the annoying maverick permadoomer?
very cringe, cant stand those finfluencers

We really ought to prevent any holding companies related in any way, shape or form to the ccp and Hong Kong from buying real estate ; its like allowing toddlers with monopoly money the same access
Fucking boomers' greed blinded them to the chink gutter-oil menace

>>51057656
is... is he gonna see prince again?

>>51057683
dam that ape shit destroyed all their gains ffs I like movies but dam the company is just fucking up

>>51057681
I've been looking at it.
Might gamble a bit on a pump

>>51057681
Seems worth throwing a few dollars at considering it's a bug IPO. They always tend to pump.

Mav’s call on fertilizer is probably what made him rope. Shit went straight down after he said to buy it

Gayest day EVER

Semis single handedly leading the market

>>51057584
Fair enough. I'm just not in the mood to join the autism when both my portfolio and my life are going to shit. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the trading day. I'm taking the day off

>>51057705
the yield curve is still inverted fren

>>51057712
I mean it was a scheme by the start by their CEO to get around the fact that shareholders didn't want to vote for any more dilution. so this is his way fucking them over

What's going to happen in the market today?

>>51057705
>permadoomer

Why even comment on something when we all know you havent watched a single on of his videos. What is cringe is drawing a conclusion on something you have no experience with.

Cringe

>>51057683
similar to most tickers shilled here
i'm glad i stayed away

>>51057706

You can't just not allow chinks to pump up the housing bubble, that's unaustralian

SIGA sissies what went wrong ?

>>51057715
>>51057713
>>51057681
how long until I can get shares of it

>>51057732
crab, slightly green from yesterday, nothing groundbreaking will happen until after midterms and fed policy can be adjusted without political pressure

There's a reason why soxl is its own seperate entity from from spy; even homeless motherfuckers have a cash app in this dystopia
Powered by nvda

>>51057683
kek, why would anyone invest in movie theaters?

>>51057751
It's coming back up don't worry. Obvious scam dump.

I hate economic data so fucking much. Why do we have economic data every single motherfucking day? Is is really necessary to send the market into a tard rage every fucking day at 10am?

XOM getting close to its 52 week high.

>why you are racist
>and why that’s a good thing for Jan 6th

QYLD is a god tier Roth investment. Even more so now during high volatility

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

>>51057766
it's all bullshit anon

>>51057572
No, your posts just suck.

>>51057734
ive been listing to some eps in the background since couple autists in here kept shilling him
was in the june-july down market period and he obviously got cocky spreading doom and didnt see the metlup coming, just like Chickengenius and now they have to find a way to backpeddle
faggots

>>51057753
Doesn't say. It just says it could be the middle of the day. I'm gonna take a nap so I'll probably miss it

>>51057651
My retarded friend just became a realtor and this just tickles my heart

>yesterday was a shake out operation

>>51057777
checked

>>51057777
Impressive

>>51057796

Friend just bought a house nearby. He’s going to be underwater very soon

>>51057670
DRV?

>>51057696
You've had it too good for too long leaf.

>>51057683
For now you have to look at AMC and APE together to get clearer picture. Not shilling for AMC but the bag holders are not as fucked as this chart alone would imply.

Brothers, there are those among us who wish to see us divided. We must stand together.

>>51057791
God permabulls make me fucking sick

kill yourself nigger

>>51057616
Found this heartbreaking clip of his final moments.

>rentcucks actually think home prices will go down

>>51057755
I wouldn't be so sure. The past two months have shown us just how much can happen on record-low volume.

OIL CHADS
WE ARE FUCKING B A C K

>>51057784
Yea what was that

>>51057813
APE can be diluted at will, it's a fuckin bad joke.

>>51057766
theres solution to this
>yield curve control
>giving the dix to the vix
>pegging inflation to the price of silver

How are bobos taking this right now

>>51057813
Shut the fuck up
AMC is going the way of regal because of the shittiest management since enron/Germany

WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR BOBOPOSTING, I SOLD MY 420C EARLY FUCKKKK

>>51057824
I swear their retard breeding program is really working. I haven't seen such retardation since, well, the last thread.

>>51057796
>>51057806
The Tech Shitco universe is only a side effect of backstopping shitty real estate for the past decade. The Fed prints money to save dumbshit realtors, not AAPL shitheads. That is just a knock on effect.

>>51057822
they will go down because the risk to mortgage writer is astronomical. Multiple major mortgage writing firms have went under already from the whiplashing yield curve.

>>51057793
what price would you dump it?

>>51057755
Is that all you've got, Mr smartypants?

Post your most iconic Arabic music to celebrate the Saudi Oil prices

>>51057854
Entirely depends on what price the Jews are going to let us get in at

>when you buy the top
>AGAIN

>>51057841
Jeff Cavaliere would not approve of this

>>51057826
Damn, imagine being NRGUanon right now.

>>51057728
why didn't noone stop this?

>>51057824
>just how much can happen on record-low volume.
Only when the zog is pumping and the retail apes are slurping.

>>51057841
What's her handle
Gym Aryan bitch sweaty armpit and thick Vietnamese pale legs have become my new fetish

>>51057860
>>51057826

This should be bigger news. Saudis are about to enact a pseudo-embargo on oil.

nasdaq recovering 13000
>yup we're back

>>51057841
that fucking form on the arnold press triggers me

APE is up 70,000% but no one's talking about that because it's retarded, just as retarded as continuing to post the AMC graph and saying KEK BAGGIES when you know it doesn't fucking mean anything.

>>51057860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI

>>51057893
It’s the Jews fault for trying to pull a silver on oil prices

>>51057656
He doesn’t even have a Twitter anymore

>>51057777
>it’s about power to elect people who you think will do your bidding
Isn’t that the whole fucking point? When has an election ever not been about this?

are there any tickers on Tradingview for the nasdaq that arent delayed?

>>51057860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fldyHVOsA

What happened to the savings bonds your grandparents gave you for your birthday as a kid?

>>51057841
My wife looks like this, but with slightly curly hair. Would wife again/10
>>51057857
>Dugin holding her ashes
Ukraine was done for, anyway.
>>51057895
Good afternoon, fellow Bullchad.

>Yesterday:Jackson Hole could be hawkish as fuck.
>Today: Pivot back on the menu. It's just a dip. Market Buy.

>>51057878

Shitcos are healing

>>51057796
Just think of all the single mothers he will meet at the office now.

>>51057919
Pics or didn't happen

>>51057919
lies

>>51057912
ustech, its futures but they move together

>>51057893
You know what is the best part?
USA's oil reserve is at an all time low and Biden hasn't topped it up since SPR yet.

>>51057777
omfg these people can't help but use muh racism, doesn't anyone in this fucking world speak truth anymore ffs

>>51057915
>What happened to the savings bonds your grandparents gave you for your birthday as a kid?
My boomer father spent them on a McCmansion

>>51057857
What else is there, the european economy is on the brink of catastrophe, inflation is rampant, housing is starting to crash, and we have shit loads of debt. The FED is going to try to keep things as neutral as possible until the midterms are done because raising rates to a level that would have an impact on inflation would fuck shit up (including payments on the national debt) and saying "hey, we're just going to ride out this inflation because we can't raise the rates because we have $30 trillion in debt" would piss people off. We're just going to sit around and have meetings and go over metrics that we can't independently verify and say a whole bunch of words without addressing any major problems. It's pretty standard at this point.

>>51057915

Gf had a $50 bond that was 30 years old. She cashed it for $54. Kek

>>51057921

That documentary was Fucken hilarious.

>>51057777
And then one day for NO REASON AT ALL..

>>51057910
no chud you see we need the gov to tell us what to do and not the other way, stupid chud

Alright I'm done for the day, gonna go to classes now and browse biz there. Nobody post weird stuff please

WHAT THE FUCK IS A JACKSON HOLE?
IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE A JACOB'S LADDER, THEN ALL I CAN SAY IS BRING IT ON!
LET THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUE
IMMMA LOAD UP ON CELCIUS HEAT POMEGRANATE CHERRY

>>51057959
I'm stealing this

>>51057841
Would sniff and lick

>>51057959
ok I won't

>>51057959
Forgot to post gains

No but really did Biden call Iranians two-faced camelfuckers or something? Or are these just oil shorts being squeezed?

Is now the time to sell CC’s on oil stocks?

>>51057959
at first I didn't realize it was a gif and kept watching...

any day trade plays people are playing today? I'm looking at VS right now

>>51057932
>>51057933
Lol I am absolutely not posting pics of my wife. I've been around here long enough to know better.
I've asked her to SLIGHTLY grow out her armpit hair, and grow a bush.
Life is fuckin awesome with a wife, lads
>>51057971
Basically paying your uni classes, m8. Good job.

>market up .4% and thread getting shitted up by bull cheerleaders

Yeah there’s definitely a shit load of trapped longs in here, LOL.

shortest bear market ever

>>51057981
I have webms too

>>51057936
thats not the same; the futures for the Nasdaq100 are not the same as the plain Nasdaq. they're values are different

Nasdaq100 futures = 12,964
Nasdaq = 12,458

>>51057999
Tell me you started trading in 2020 without telling me you started trading in 2020

>>51057987
You passed the test, respect king. And yeah I'm atleast hoping to make 300 per week to off set expenses at college.

>>51057998

Are you not in energy?

how do I get in pre-IPO as a europoor?
IB only seems to offer that to burgers, which is just unacceptable

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51057841
Partial reps don't count....

>>51058000
checked for OOOOOO

>>51057919
Post armpits

>>51057987
> Life is fuckin awesome with a wife, lads
Agreed. I’ve trained my wife to fart noisily on my cock when we are spooning. I know it’s coming like 5 seconds in advance because I can feel her belly tense and feel her ass press deep into my pelvis. Do not underestimate how hot women farting is. Picrel is the hog

you seriously didn't think a -1% move on the dollar was legit, did you?

>>51058000
pale booba department

>>51058026
I can actually see the penis.

>>51057959
>that AC unit
You just know she's poor

>>51057763
Uh, unless you have piles of cash sitting around and a steady income with nothing at all to worry about, I'd hold off on buying till you know for sure. It's looking awfully weak to me.

>>51058034
that's the scrotum m8

So why is it green again??

Siga Sisters, we have slipped and the straight bros are laughing at us....WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

25 bps in september
pivot is coming

>>51058036
>apple item
I wonder why...

>>51058036
>he didnt see the door frame
Good observation skills but the door was more obvious imo

Iran WILL accept new nuke deal
screencap this post

>>51058036

I was just thinking this lmao

>>51058000
>Tattoo
Dropped. Future single mother
Great pnd though

>>51057959
Classes for what? All the education you need is right here and it’s free!

>>51058048
bad housing report
more likely for a fed pivot and return to infinite QE

>>51058000
>checked
Now post the one with her tits out.
>>51058007
>$300/wk
Might be pushing it, but I'll keep your goals in my prayers.
>>51058024
Mine?
>>51058026
>Do not underestimate how hot women farting is
Boy, you really hit that on the head. I love when my wife queefs, while we're fucking. Married life is insane.
Why did boomers tell me married couples barely have sex?
>>51058034
>>51058044
lol

>>51058026
got any more pics of the wife

>>51058026

>>51058036
10/10 milk machine unit tho

holy shit stop replying to coom bait you losers

>>51058076
I need a 3 day break from this place anyway

>>51058075
>Why did boomers tell me married couples barely have sex?
They do, not with each other though.

>>51058006

>>51058072
>fed pivot
How will the fed fix everything that is falling apart?
Thats bullshit

>>51058067
thats my screenshot

>>51058063
>Iran accepts deal
>Out of 4m barrels of capacity, 2.5m were already being sold on the black market
>1.5m additional barrels come online
>OPEC+ cuts output by 1.5m barrels

Why is gaysex swinging like this

>>51057959
whos is this braphog anyway? Seen her posted a few times and never any sauce

>>51058075
Thanks anon.

>tfw ugly wife so never get to post her
I was never going to make it anyway

>>51058093
more

also look at oil wowsers

>>51058117
https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/data/health-tools/monkeepox.page

great posting about stocks, guys
keep it up

>>51058125
Are you ugly too or is it just you're wife?

>>51058112
fix things? no
kick the can down the road? yes

SIGA bros you can still join us.
Get on the EQNR boat.

>>51058126
TFW I’m Michael

>>51058156

>>51058161
Imagine the shits she must take

SIGA bros, why is this happening to us?

>>51057512
Downgrade from Citigroup doesn't help. Gonna keep holding for long term.

>>51058133
whats your opinion on roku?

What level of cope is this now?

>>51058133
thx bud, I'll do my best

>>51058169
She can shit cleanly in 30 seconds flat.

>that downturn on nvda
We can't have fucking nice things, reeeeee
Fucking kikes and their oil/housing ruining my cyberpunk dystopia

>>51058161
That looks like hank hills ass. that man got no ass

>>51058133
>nooooo stop fun posting!! nooooo

>>51058161
Keep telling yourself that bud.

I WANT TO SHOOT IRS AGENTS NOT IN MINECRAFT
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>51058161
I’ll bet she doesn’t even poop

>me and the girls on our way to slurp more SIGA

I want to earn enough initial capital for passive income so much...
1.5 years of working experience, only 10% towards the goal...
Have 2 stock brokerage account, 1 for long term, 1 for swing trade.
getting good gains from long term portfolio, but how do I get good at swing trade? I don't lose money, but I only earn ~10% my monthly salary from swing trade on average.

>>51058177
while the fed is raising rates, stay away or at least don't go too hard into it

>>51058196
no fun allowed here
haha

>>51058190
This is massive cope

>>51058209
Imagine the smell

>more rumors that the brics are going to make their own emerging markets currency

>>51058217
Clean your fingernails mick

>>51058206

Scanning ass.

>>51058221
>Useless rubbles combine forces with the biggest currency manipulator ever
Will buy the shit out of this for hype. Then short at the peak.

>>51058217
That is a mans anus! bullish for SIGA!

>>51058209
Imagine how much better the gaming community would be if they would have just beat up and bullied trannies like God intended.

>>51058217
>all those tramp tattoos
yikes

>>51058217
>tattoos
0/10 would not bang

>>51058209

Those are men

I wish this entire market wasn't just everyone in it waiting around playing russian roulette trying to predict when it all just falls through the floor

>>51058232
lol

>>51058217
>tramp stamp

>>51058206
based

IM ALL RED

>>51058227
BASED.
I want to instill fear in all IRS agents everywhere

>94 WTI
>10 HH

>>51058232
Okay now that is pretty based

>>51058217
That's disgusting
How many men before you, faggot
You're probably not even the Michael she was thinking about when she got it
T. Michael Scott

>>51058233
apparently its supposed to be a currency backed by commodities but they've been alluding about this since 2014

>>51058260

I longed LNG @ 19. I should bought more

wow threads are horrible today jesus christ

>STBX indicating 30$ at open

>>51058242
chill out Burry, it'll happen eventually just keep shorting

Seriously though how do I avoid missing the top for GUSH this time?

>>51058217
Jannys are awake now. Look busy

>>51058258
just shoot them if they're on your property and don't cooperate with their investigations until a court mandates it.

Great Natural Gas and Oil gains will come to you, but only if you say, "thank you Saudi Man" in this thread.

>>51058286
>wow threads are horrible today jesus christ
>today

>>51058232

>>51058209
Dysgenics: The webm

>>51058286
They've been garbage for the past week, ever since a wave of redditors showed up. There are probably even blacks* ITT.

*And I don't just mean Scoopsy, who's one of the good ones.

>>51058302

>>51057583
no or buy 100 shares and forget about it.

>>51058305
thank you Saudi Man

>>51058156
Fake dip, not selling. Monkepox outbreak still going strong. School season very bullish

>>51058250
>wtf was that????
>wtf was that?????

Best part of the whole movie

>>51058323
>School season very bullish
Do people say this as a joke about kids getting molested?

>>51058314
very nice

>>51058134
no I'm very handsome

And we're back

>>51058324
>watching capeshit

>>51058232
That’s a woman

>>51058305

Thank you Saudi man

>>51058217
clean your finger nails

>>51058345
>the new top gun
>capeshit
Nigga please, that film was kino

>>51058342
I'm so glad we have JPowell in charge. Imagine having to see Yellen's goblin face in all these memes; they'd be 90% less fun.

Oops I regret buying gamestop and selling calls on it now

>>51058338
When siganiggers only hope of a green day relies on children getting sick, you realize the level of inept insanity flowing through their heads. Just for a quick buck. I hope the cure is simply aspirin and rest, and I fucking hate faggots

>>51058305
thank you Saudi Man

Jannies stop being lazy. Clean up this Christian board!

>>51058387
its funny people are holding amc and it's down like 50% this week
also bbby fags are coping so hard

I just bought this $408 SPY call exp tomorrow. Will I be rich or broke?

>>51058390
You invest with your wallet, not your heart. Get over it.

>>51058387
Fun fact: Over the past 6 months, while XLU (a stable utilities ETF) has returned 17.2%, GME has returned 18.3%.

>>51058390
orthopoxvirus is not an STD you smooth brain. You fell for the mainstream media agenda.

New

>>51058419
>>51058419

>>51057636
Yea he just dropped off the map. But it’s been like 8 days. Maybe he got sick or injured. Didn’t seem like he’d off himself but who really knows

>>51058390
I still think that this is a fake dump. Monkeypozz is still here, cases are still increasing, and TPOXX is the only treatment. Having said that, fake or not, it is dumping. Whatever, I'll just buy back in when it's cheap.

>>51058416
How's that going, pedobrain

>>51058390
I'm investing in the only company that can treat those children anon, I'm helping them by investing in this company. By not investing in SIGA you are Basically admitted that you hate children and want them to suffer from a horrible disease.

>>51058345
It was for the kids. Even the little one enjoyed it. They will remember that moment and their old man for a long while, but you wouldn’t know about such things.

>>51058156
Seems like EQNR already did its thing.

>>51058411
Rich if you hold till expiration

>>51058156
Up 21% on my eqnr calls I bought yesterday. Thanks anon