/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51055283]

Clown edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>51052144

[Anonymous No.51055304]

First for HONK

[Anonymous No.51055303]

based retards

[Anonymous No.51055370]

Some glowie was taking credit for all my funny SIGA Infograph’s and pictures and it made me upset.

Anyways EQNR is the next play.

[Anonymous No.51055389]

>EUROPE IS GOING TO COLLAPSE
>CHINA IS GOING TO COLLAPSE
>JAPAN IS GOING TO COLLAPSE

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.51055390]

What level of cope is this?

[Anonymous No.51055419]

>>51055390

[Anonymous No.51055423]

>>51055390
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.51055424]

>>51055389
If one collapses the others will follow and eventually so will amuhrica

[Anonymous No.51055432]

>>51055390
I'll assume it's some dude who bought at the top and is bag holding? I actually had to look up bbby.

[Anonymous No.51055451]

>>51055390
Brilliant. Where else would Amazon get bathroom products? It's not like they offer those right now.

[Anonymous No.51055456]

>>51055432
>I actually had to look up bbby.
welcome in [current year] anon

[Anonymous No.51055459]

>>51055432
it's a meme stock on the verge of bankruptcy. Has maybe one or two years at most before liquidation

[Anonymous No.51055466]

[Anonymous No.51055467]

>>51055432
>I actually had to look up bbby.
now imagine leddit discovers how fucked up small caps are YTD

[Anonymous No.51055475]

I need nigger dick in my mouth and ass.

[Anonymous No.51055502]

>>51055390
It's ironic how people who spend 16 hours a day on the internet are the same morons who decide to put their money into bankrupt brick and mortar businesses. It's like they are trying to find the most bankrupt, unsalvageable companies to throw their money away in

[Anonymous No.51055507]

>>51055283
>Germany on the brink of collapsing
>UK inflation heading to 20% possibly even higher soon
>China's entire economy about to fuck itself in the ass through jewish real estate bullshit
>USA having housing market crash and food supply shortage

Bros, what the fuck do I do to prepare for what might be the next global depression?

[Anonymous No.51055518]

>>51055507
>the next global depression?
There wont be one,global at least

[Anonymous No.51055525]

Jesus christ the niggers at the postal service are the most incompetent faggots I've ever seen. Absolutely incredible. I ordered something 1 day later(last tuesday) from the same website and it got delivered by another company on thursday. Fucking incredible how stupid niggers can be.

[Anonymous No.51055562]

>>51055525
Where i am, ups and fedex are absolute fuck ups and usps is the good one.

[Anonymous No.51055563]

>>51055507
The economy will be springing back mid next year but this'll be one rough as fuck winter.

[Anonymous No.51055573]

I should have sold everything and went all in on boil when it was $40 huh

[Anonymous No.51055576]

>>51055390
Unironically not that bad of an idea. Just depends if BBBY has enough value in its buildings and locations to be worth buying. I kind of doubt it since I cant even find a BBBY nearby.

[Anonymous No.51055618]

>>51055424
Wishful thinking lefty dip shit. It will only usher in the age of MAGA and the world will kiss our ass for the crumbs of the new civilization and browns will be deported from the continent.

[Anonymous No.51055632]

>>51055618
>Browns getting deported
Kek, no. They'll import for cheaper labor.

[Anonymous No.51055634]

>>51054915
Now up to 121.5 pre-market

[Anonymous No.51055639]

>>51055390
If Amazon is only interested in the locations it might be a good deal. The properties may be worth more then the business at this point.

[Anonymous No.51055652]

lookin like a flat day to kill off the options gamblers, dump resumes tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51055655]

>>51055618
>implying glows won't just fact check the vote count again for midterms and the next presidential election
>implying anyone will do anything about it after thousands got turned into felons after the boomer tour
Too much bread and circus left otherwise. My favorite act of theirs this year was getting one hollywood pozzed actor to slap another hollywood pozzed actor on live tv.

[Anonymous No.51055670]

>>51055390
Isn't Amazon also starting to bleed out money too? They had to lay off 100k workers this year and they got their hands full with subpoenas and union bullshit too. They might not even care to buy them.

[Anonymous No.51055681]

>>51055655
I preferred the one where they set up an anti gun actor to literally shoot two of his camera crew with a handgun.

[Anonymous No.51055684]

>>51055618
>tfw border states are sending migrants t to sanctuary states to "culturally diversify" their cities.
>tfw sanctuary state officials, in this case New York are angry about this.

https://gov.texas.gov/news/post/governor-abbott-announces-first-bus-of-migrants-arrives-in-new-york-city

[Anonymous No.51055691]

RC dump BBBY shares on baggie redditers at the top.
Made APE a AMC share class to dilute on dumb ass redditers.

What will happen to GME??????????

[Anonymous No.51055694]

>>51055525
my mother sent a package from where i live in 2020 to south america she told me it arrived at my aunts place last month

[Anonymous No.51055696]

>>51055618
what the fuck does a global economic collapse have to do with either the left or the right, you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.51055702]

>>51055681
Yeah, watching that handler cry in the grocery store was pretty funny. They even spun it as him being spared because he was white and not because he was [REDACTED]

[Anonymous No.51055709]

>>51055652
>dump resumes tomorrow
Eh,i'd say today

[Anonymous No.51055713]

>>51055670
lmao no, amazon is always hiring

[Anonymous No.51055728]

>>51055691
MOAD, MOTHER OF ALL DUMPS

[Anonymous No.51055746]

>>51055702
That was a good one. White privilege at its best. Not only was he not shot but he got an apology. Invest in oil, guns, and alcohol.

[Anonymous No.51055752]

>>51055696
>lol if we starve we win
come on, the gov has people fighting putin at the grocery store senpai

[Anonymous No.51055758]

>>51055696
Quiet you. The adults are talking. Don’t you have a tik tok video to shoot?

[Anonymous No.51055782]

Crude.

[Anonymous No.51055785]

Is now a retarded time to start buying stocks? I've bought my first few over the past couple of days as all the chars are way down, Much worse than 2008. Will I lose my money?

[Anonymous No.51055816]

>>51055562
You are lucky, but I rather have ups and fedex work rather than usps.
>>51055694
Kek, absolute monkeys. Public entities shouldn't be in charge of not simple services

[Anonymous No.51055818]

>>51055785
It is the best time. I started investing heavily in 2008 and it paid off bigly. This is like getting in a time machine and going back to when stocks were cheap.

[Anonymous No.51055832]

>>51055782

It's our time oilbros

[Anonymous No.51055836]

>>51055818
Any recommendations? I bought some AT&T because its down over 50%, And some other random stocks that have got decent technicals.

[Anonymous No.51055860]

>>51055816
>Fedex drops packages by highway
>Has literally gave our packages to random people trespassing on our road
>Ups drops our packages off at the family dollar down the road, no idea why
>camera footage of them just giving our shit to randos going in or out of family dollar
>Usps actually takes to our house or leaves note to come pick up or sign

[Anonymous No.51055864]

>>51055709

[Anonymous No.51055888]

>>51055785
Just about. I'm waiting for the end of august, early october to start buying stocks in distribution and retail big names. Oil, coal, natural gas stocks' times are coming; be sure to buy before late fall/winter hits.

If you're international like in EU, Germany is going big into coal imports this winter due to the fuel crisis they're facing. So if you can find out who they're buying from you can get a nice boost from that.

[Anonymous No.51055895]

>>51055836
You should check out CHD. (Toothpaste, condoms, laundry detergents) Things that people will always buy unless their homeless.

[Anonymous No.51055912]

>>51055370
I did not claim credit for your infographics.
I said that I started posting about SIGA before you, and that you started making your infographics after I started posting about it. I saw the infographics get made in real time, as the cases increased. I saw you post them on stocktwits on your sigma account. We talked about SIGA extensively together in May.
You are definitely the second person to shill SIGA in /smg/ - but you were not the first. I wasn't even the first either - a few people posted monkeypix tickers in another thread on /biz/, and I began researching them, and then posting my findings in /smg/
I'm also 99% sure you were posting in the /pol/ threads that I made as well, or someone was reposting the infographics you made
At the end of the day, does it really matter?
Does it matter which one of us was 1st?
We both made 2x on our money - who cares

[Anonymous No.51055952]

is longing amazon smart?
91st cyber brigade...

[Anonymous No.51055970]

DXY at July highs. It looks a little stretched here.

[Anonymous No.51055992]

>>51055952
Amazon will go >$400 at some point in the next 10-15 years. It’s sitting around $130 just now.

[Anonymous No.51056007]

>>51055992
10-15? holy fuck thats kinda long but good to accumulate shares I guess lol

[Anonymous No.51056019]

>>51056007
Wealthy investors think in decades, hoss.

[Anonymous No.51056034]

>>51055785
Stocks are now at a discount so now you know that buying them for cheap is painful

[Anonymous No.51056040]

>>51055782
Winter is coming.

[Anonymous No.51056041]

>>51056019
>Wealthy investors think in decades

[Anonymous No.51056048]

>>51055992
So… a 9% annual return? Wow, amazing!

[Anonymous No.51056051]

>>51056019
I know but they can just order a new heart lol to see their investment through...

[Anonymous No.51056071]

another red day for soxl and i'm cutting losses

[Anonymous No.51056075]

>>51056048
I didn’t say it was amazing or even recommend it, retard. I’m just telling him where it’s going. If you think you’re going to get rich quick on Amazon, you’re brain dead, but it’ll sit fine in any portfolio built for solid, medium-term growth.

[Anonymous No.51056091]

>>51056075
> I’m just telling him where it’s going.
Nobody knows where a stock price it’s going. If you seriously believe that you can predict Amazon price 10-15 years from now you’re the retard.

[Anonymous No.51056118]

>>51056091
I’ll talk to you in a decade when Amazon is $450.

[Anonymous No.51056125]

>>51056075
>>51056091
STOP FIGHTING

[Anonymous No.51056130]

>>51055970
Well the Euros are committing suicide as we speak. The WEF poster child is about to get deposed in Finland.

[Anonymous No.51056131]

It's a good time to start shorting everything and anything on the nasdaq.

The first sector to get absolutely reemed this year and next is tech.

Like another poster in here noted commodities will be king this year and the next.

[Anonymous No.51056143]

Is this The Day?

[Anonymous No.51056170]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51056173]

I bought a shit ton of MO right before that FDA tobacco attack tanked their stock. I'll sit on my hands and collect dividends for now, but what do you guys thing about the future of big tobacco and stonks like Altria?

[Anonymous No.51056178]

How is it that everything is just so shit now

[Anonymous No.51056180]

>>51055818
Nigger retard, now is the worst time apart from oil. Buying now is like the equivalent of buying 2006

[Anonymous No.51056188]

Lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.51056194]

>>51056143

Not until the temperature in Germany and Europe drops below 10 degrees.

The northern hemisphere is absolutely fucked this winter and it's going to be hilarious.. Everything is all sunshine and rainbows in summer but it's almost over.. autumn is almost upon you northern fuckheads and you have no idea what's coming. We're talking papa john's type happening.

[Anonymous No.51056204]

>>51056130
Almost all the overnight euro pmi numbers were bad, below 50 is contraction even if it beat consensus. The only bright spot was british flash services.

[Anonymous No.51056213]

>>51056170
Its barely up

[Anonymous No.51056223]

>>51056188
How do i profit off this statement?

[Anonymous No.51056247]

>long 3x natural gas
>short 3x NVDA

simple as.

[Anonymous No.51056248]

>>51056188
why does nobody ever nuke that shit country?

[Anonymous No.51056252]

>>51055785
Westworld runs on NVDA tech!

[Anonymous No.51056256]

>>51056173
They’ll be fine, imo. There are a lot of factors I’m looking at, but there is too much in tax revenue to be given up if they try to ban it. There may be a pivot to other kinds of newer nicotine products but the structure of the industry and preexisting regulations means there are only a few players who will take advantage of that, Altria being one. If you’re interested in a bull thesis of the industry read this https://invariant.substack.com/p/the-new-era-of-nicotine

[Anonymous No.51056257]

Goodnight Germany.

[Anonymous No.51056267]

>>51056194
>The northern hemisphere is absolutely fucked this winter and it's going to be hilarious..
You niggers keep saying this but can't seem to understand that in western europe the temperature drops below zero celsius for maybe a week or two throughout the entire winter. Even the homeless don't freeze to death.

Now, people are still gonna be fucking pissed that they can't heat their home to the comfortable temperature that they are used to, but all this bullshit about freezing to death is complete nonsense.

[Anonymous No.51056272]

>>51056223
long cunny lol

[Anonymous No.51056274]

Where are all the permabulls? Were they shills and bots?

[Anonymous No.51056282]

>>51056272
I prefer women of advanced age myself.

[Anonymous No.51056298]

[Anonymous No.51056308]

>>51056118
Okay. Don’t cry when it crashes because Amazon growth is mostly from AWS and the rest of the business is meh at best.
As soon as they lower guidance and/or their growth slows they will get META’d.

[Anonymous No.51056322]

>>51056308
are you crazy? facebook aka meta doesn't deserve to be a company and to compare that to a world wide giant as amazon which is gonna gobble up healthcare lol

[Anonymous No.51056328]

>>51055507
We might as well already be in one and just dont know it

[Anonymous No.51056338]

>>51056308
Oops, it looks like you got born stupid.

[Anonymous No.51056358]

>>51056267

it's /pol/tards, they just repeat whatever their russian handlers tell them.

[Anonymous No.51056363]

>>51056322
Amazon is unable to do things properly outside AWS, lol. They bleed money on most markets outside USA and their market cap is absurdly high. If you seriously believe that Amazon can reach a 7 trillion valuation it’s your problem.

[Anonymous No.51056374]

>>51055507
feel free to short everything is you feel so strong. they've been saying china is
collapsing each year now past 15 years. germany collapsing is a complete meme. i suggest you read something else than zerohedge / russian propaganda for a while

[Anonymous No.51056376]

>>51056338
Show us your 10-15 years DCF then.

[Anonymous No.51056394]

>>51056358
>>51056267
Both of you are so retarded you make nigger women look smart

[Anonymous No.51056406]

QQQ puts, GLD and USO calls. Retire by the end of year

[Anonymous No.51056409]

>>51056363
do you not believe in growth? you sound like bearish crypto fags with muh valuation would be just too high ok.

[Anonymous No.51056437]

>>51056409
I am like 90% in growth stocks. Amazon isn’t and won’t be on my portfolio at those prices. Their price is way too optimistic for their business model and the macro environment and their growth will slow.

[Anonymous No.51056464]

>>51056437
did you know amazon gives free forklift training and certs while other companies need 2-3 + yrs experience lol I thought that was neat for wagies.

[Anonymous No.51056472]

*farts softly*

[Anonymous No.51056493]

>>51056472

[Anonymous No.51056495]

>>51056472
>hears massive trombone noise in the distance
>the pressure wave rattles the windows

[Anonymous No.51056497]

>>51056472
AHHHH GIVE IT TO ME!

[Anonymous No.51056498]

What are /smg/'s top 5 must have etfs?

[Anonymous No.51056501]

>dennys shares up
>futures pump
PANCAKEBROS
WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.51056513]

>>51056464
>l I thought that was neat for wagies
It is. Fellow wagies as well as the boomer your talking with like to shit on amazon but they are way ahead compared to their competitors. They take shit about working conditions in their warehouses but as someone who has been around many different companies in the EU, amazon is by far the better choice. It's hard work but they pay better than other companies.

[Anonymous No.51056516]

>>51056498
SARK
SOXS
FNGD
GUSH
BOIL

[Anonymous No.51056517]

>>51056464
As I said before, AWS is much more important for Amazon than their ecommerce. The ecommerce will lose relevance in their earnings over time.

[Anonymous No.51056522]

>>51056464
Yeah but there's probably a catch like you have to consume jeff bezos' farts in a bottle for 2 years to compensate him.

[Luluposter No.51056529]

FARTGAS Bros... I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.51056535]

What's the point of a "home sleep trial" for a mattress if you still need to buy it outright and even give away your old one? What if I hate this mattress and have it be sent back then I'll be without even my old one. That makes no sense to me.

[Anonymous No.51056536]

>>51056517
AWS relies on ponzi economics to report growth/profit. Their amortization schedules are fraudulent.

[Anonymous No.51056540]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.51056546]

>>51056540
SWN top watch today, could have another explosive move.

[Anonymous No.51056549]

>>51056535
It's to let savvy consumers know what companies to never ever buy a mattress from. If I bought a mattress and found out some greasy troon slept and jerked off and fucked on it for a month before sending it back and then sending it to me, I'd find the headquarters of that company and pop every tire in the parking lot before being arrested.

[Anonymous No.51056551]

>>51056517
you know amazon has prime gaming and is growing in that market too right? do you also think GME will rival amazon lol mr growth stocks?

[Anonymous No.51056555]

>>51056536
But in the future it will most likely be a huge % of Amazon’s revenue. Their ecommerce is unprofitable in most of the world and their growth is already slowing.

[Anonymous No.51056559]

>>51056529
Some German politician came out and said that gas will be full this winter to calm down from panicking. His statement is full of shit. He must have been browsing smg.

[Anonymous No.51056566]

>futures

are there really that much people who buy the "dip" of the absolute top?

market shows high signs of clowness today so im just not gonna bother to put any more time into it today

[Anonymous No.51056568]

>>51056549
Wait so you are telling be there are "good" mattress places that dont do home trials?

[Anonymous No.51056570]

>>51056513
I live in michigan and starting wage is 17 a hr in the warehouse, not bad.

[Anonymous No.51056572]

>>51056555
Checked trips of kykazon going under within the next decade.

[Anonymous No.51056575]

>>51056555
Agreed. Amazon is an overvalued shell.

[Anonymous No.51056586]

>>51056568
No, all mattresses are pre-soiled as a matter of course. It's an industry standard.

[Anonymous No.51056588]

>>51056551
Do you know Amazon is hated in most of Europe? They offer prime free for students and nobody is even using it in my country.
Amazon is a one trick pony pivoting to an actual profitable business model because their business model doesn’t work outside USA.

[Anonymous No.51056589]

>>51056570
>>51056513
The working conditions at most Amazon Warehouses in America are so bad that people just flat out refuse to work there for relatively high wages.

[Anonymous No.51056593]

>>51056559
I have zero doubts Germany will have enough gas to make it through the winter, just like I have zero doubts they're asking for another kristallnacht charging the prices they're already charging for the paltry amount of gas that's needed this time of year.
>>51056568
Yes, retard.

[Anonymous No.51056595]

>>51056549
based

[Anonymous No.51056602]

>>51056593
> I have zero doubts they're asking for another kristallnacht
Kek
Its genuinely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.51056609]

>>51056374
Like what?

[Anonymous No.51056611]

>>51056589
whats so hard about sorting packages? are you talking about those fine african american folk who release built up tension and make youtube or fb posts about them?

[Anonymous No.51056612]

>>51056593
How do you even find that? Anyone that doesn't advertise that wont show up on the search.

[Anonymous No.51056623]

>>51056609
The Atlantic

[Anonymous No.51056626]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51056643]

>>51056570
That's starting. Idk how things are over there in the US but in Europe you can easily progress from the bottom of the barrel to some better position while in every other logistics and retail company I've been, progression in almost non-existant.

>>51056589
That's their choice boss. I can only speak for europe where there's a fuckton of regulations as far as working conditions go and I can say that amazon is putting crony boomer companies to shame. In a company I worked for recently had a massive exodus because amazon was better in everything apart from the workload. Eveyrone said that they were working all the time but the perks and compensation were worth it. Talk shit about them all you want but there are far worse places to work for. I think some wagies are just spoiled.

[Anonymous No.51056648]

>>51056623
fuck is that cope?

[Anonymous No.51056650]

CAN YOU SMELL THAT GAS MONEY?

[Anonymous No.51056669]

next stop spx 4k

[Anonymous No.51056672]

>>51056623
The Atlantic was trash back in the 80s

[Anonymous No.51056678]

>>51056626
>+0.1%
>we're back diamond hands bros

[Anonymous No.51056694]

Bros... it looks like the market won't gap down at open today. It's not fr*ggin fair... my puts will go down in value. how could they let this happen. the bulls had 16 green days in a row. we only had 3 so far. i can't believe this... were the hidden tigers really priced in?

[Anonymous No.51056698]

>>51056694
what ever, let the morons buy.

as long as they dont set a higher high, sellers remain in control

[Anonymous No.51056703]

based mudge shitting on twitter

[Anonymous No.51056706]

>>51056698
I have 200 SPY 400 puts expiring today... I will be ruined.

[Anonymous No.51056713]

>>51056694
Next time you think about buying puts, just sell calls instead.

[Anonymous No.51056719]

>>51056650

[Anonymous No.51056723]

>>51056643
> Eveyrone said that they were working all the time but the perks and compensation were worth it.
And Amazon is unprofitable in Europe because it relies on shitting on their wagies.

[Anonymous No.51056725]

>>51056713
my broker didn't approve me for margin because they told me my performance is too bad for that, i called them and the woman on the other end of the line looked at my account and burst out laughing, i just hung up i couldn't take it

[Anonymous No.51056726]

>>51056623
Sweetheart that's been debunked

[Anonymous No.51056729]

>>51056706
>expiring today
Pls share your broker that lets you trade Tuesday expiry :^)

[Anonymous No.51056740]

>>51056729
it's a special swiss broker called häfleguffen it lets me trade dark options

[Anonymous No.51056759]

>>51056725
Next time you call you need to screech autistically and put that (female) broker in her place.

[Anonymous No.51056769]

>>51056723
>And Amazon is unprofitable in Europe because it relies on shitting on their wagies.
Best I could find is https://www.fool.com/investing/2018/03/19/why-amazon-is-still-losing-money-abroad.aspx
I think they did well during the lockdowns but I'm not going to cry about it. I'd like to know
wWhat do you mean by shitting on their wagies because the only thing I hear from them is that work is hard and nothing else, while wagies from other companies have told me very things that sould make OSHA cum just hearing about it

[Anonymous No.51056791]

shorting BRAAAP gas at ATHs is free money

[Anonymous No.51056792]

>>51056706
thats just gambling

[Anonymous No.51056793]

Do you really believe the market will keep selling off today after that massive dump?

[Anonymous No.51056797]

Morning, hiw we looking today?

[Anonymous No.51056803]

>>51056797

[Anonymous No.51056809]

>>51056725
kek, anon did you accidentally sign up for a femdom brokerage?

[Anonymous No.51056817]

>>51056809
LMFAO/10

[Anonymous No.51056828]

How is REV at 8 wtf I thought that shit died...

[Anonymous No.51056835]

>>51056809
Hot

[Anonymous No.51056845]

>>51056828
reddit

[Anonymous No.51056854]

>>51055390
To be fair... there is so much fucking FUD going on BBBY all over the internet it makes me want a position.

[Anonymous No.51056868]

good morning sers,may your line go up today

[Anonymous No.51056875]

QYLD is the ultimate retard filter. If someone doesn’t stack it in their Roth you know they are retarded

[Anonymous No.51056879]

>>51056854
trial size holiday scented lotion as a dividend.

[Anonymous No.51056881]

>>51056793
>massive dump

You have not seen anything yet

[Anonymous No.51056890]

>>51055507
just beee yourself m8!

[Anonymous No.51056897]

>>51056879
>Implying your buying anything but momentum.

[Anonymous No.51056911]

>>51056854
fud? death anon, vultures are picking away at bbby's carcass

[Anonymous No.51056915]

Bobo must die.

[Anonymous No.51056916]

How is SOXL and SOXS both down premarket?

[Anonymous No.51056919]

>>51056916
it's over no one will ever make money in the stock market ever again

[Anonymous No.51056934]

>>51056875
Is this some new style bait?

[Anonymous No.51056937]

I will continue to hold SIGA despite the latest wave of fud

>British scientists behind key COVID trial launch study to test monkepox treatment
>LONDON, Aug 23 (Reuters) - The British scientists behind one of the major therapeutic COVID-19 trials have turned their focus to treatments for monkepox, a viral disease that has been labeled a global health emergency by the World Health Organization (WHO).
>The team from Oxford University behind the so-called RECOVERY trial - which honed in on four effective COVID treatments - on Tuesday unveiled a new trial, dubbed PLATINUM, to confirm whether SIGA Technologies' (SIGA.O) tecovirimat is an effective treatment for monkepox.

[Anonymous No.51056946]

>>51056934
A retard has just outed himself

[Anonymous No.51056947]

>>51056937
i think farts are the most important short term risk to my pants

[Anonymous No.51056950]

fuck the WEF
fuck Goldman Sachs
fuck Black Rock
fuck Israel
fuck Germany

and Fuck the USA!

[Anonymous No.51056953]

>>51056875
I don't stack that though.............

[Anonymous No.51056960]

>>51056946
Seriously though, is there a reason for the organized QYLD shilling campaign I've been seeing?

[Anonymous No.51056963]

>>51056937
The spread is slowing down, which isn't good for the stock price if you were expecting it to hit 30 anytime soon.

It's not all bad, it's still going to be an endemic disease so hospitals will need a stockpile of TPOX but I don't think we're going to reach ridiculous levels anymore like the initial case growth seemed to indicate. I think the stock price will end up around 20 bucks for the forseeable future.

[Anonymous No.51056966]

>>51056875
It's also fine in a TFSA I suppose
I remember having it in a non tax-advantaged account until I learned about the difference between distributions and dividends

[Anonymous No.51056967]

>>51056950

[Anonymous No.51056977]

FARTGAS (EQNR) BROS WE ARE BACK

[Anonymous No.51056979]

Just sold all my SIGA for GOVX how dumb am I

[Anonymous No.51056980]

When do I get out of my EUR short?

[Anonymous No.51056986]

>>51055639
Their bonds are trading at a massive discount, indicating their creditors don't even expect to get paid back in full. Their assets are going to be liquidated to pay the creditors and there's going to be nothing less for the shareholders to keep.

[Anonymous No.51056990]

>>51056960
>is there a reason people talk about making money on /biz/?
The retard doubles down

[Anonymous No.51056993]

>>51056963
good analysis IMO, my only change would be price target from 11-14 instead of 20.

[Anonymous No.51056997]

>>51056980
When Europe decides to stop destroying themselves (spoiler: never)

[Anonymous No.51057004]

>>51056960
Lol it’s a shitpost because QYLD is so fucken retarded.

[Anonymous No.51057011]

[Anonymous No.51057019]

>>51056960
its just someone trying to trick people into buying the most retarded etf in history. i qyld post when im bored

[Anonymous No.51057026]

After signing my new lease I just had a random out-of-the-blue realization that my parents will be in their 60s soon and I'm in my 30s and when they're gone I'll have no one to turn to for advice, support, or sharing life's experiences because they're the only people I talk to because I have no friends or gf and still feel like I'm just languishing and trying to get my life on track even though I finally have a comfy $100k cyber job now because I'm 10 years behind my peers on life milestones due to autism and mental illness in my 20s. What stocks do I buy for this feel?

[Anonymous No.51057027]

>>51056809
All the degens here are into findom. Now buy my credit spreads piggies.

[Anonymous No.51057028]

>>51057004
Explain exactly why it is retarded.

[Anonymous No.51057033]

Are we going up or down today?

[Anonymous No.51057035]

>>51056980
After you post the screenshot

[Anonymous No.51057045]

>>51057028
Uh no?

[Anonymous No.51057047]

>>51057026
Mmm autism and mental illness?

Might want to yolo into Palantir

[Anonymous No.51057049]

>>51057033
down, check soxl its very sensitive to market direction

[Anonymous No.51057054]

>>51056980
There are more numbers coming out so if you can take the some choppyness stay in

[Anonymous No.51057055]

Bad things happening to roasties is economically good.

[Anonymous No.51057056]

>>51057033
yes

[Anonymous No.51057059]

How do I sell my farts to Germany for a premium?
What stock provides this service?

[Anonymous No.51057064]

>>51057026
You should fuck lots of prostitutes. It probably won't help but at least you won't talk as much about gay shit like "life milestones" when at least 30% of women your age are single moms or "will never be married" whine aunts.

[Anonymous No.51057077]

>>51057055
As long as there are simps with money the thot bubble will keep inflating

[Anonymous No.51057084]

>>51057026
SILV
OR
AEM

and let it sit until January- except AEM keep AEM for the 4% divi.

[Anonymous No.51057090]

>>51057055
The classic "I thought that one savings and checking account wasn't a red flag". Remember that healthy relationships don't have one account but have his, hers, and theirs

[Anonymous No.51057100]

>>51057035
What do you mean? "Good enough to screenshot good enough to sell"?

>>51057054
Up 22% right now. Feel like there will be a bounce either at .99 or .98. More likely a bounce at .99 and then down to .98. Not sure if it's going to be a home run and it will go to .95 short term. .95 will probably happen though but more likely in autumn and winter (?)

[Anonymous No.51057101]

>>51057027
Women think they have it hard but imagine being able to say "my thing is I do nothing and you send me money" and guys are so pathetic and disadvantaged in the sexual economy that they actually CONVINCE THEMSELVES that it's their fetish.

[Anonymous No.51057106]

>>51057077
A reminder that Amouranth is probably a dude.

[Anonymous No.51057115]

>>51057100
Macro and TA are bearish af at the moment and there is no sign of that changing anytime soon
>>51057106
something something ducks

[Anonymous No.51057118]

>>51056791
brap gas is going to $20

[Anonymous No.51057131]

Good morning anons. Here's to a good day.

[Anonymous No.51057140]

>>51055424
>power of infinite money

[Anonymous No.51057156]

Should I drop a grand in an energy ETF or is it too late?

[Anonymous No.51057168]

>>51057156
Sorry NRGO is going all the way back to 1200 this run you missed it.

[Anonymous No.51057171]

>>51057115
Care to share some TA?

[Anonymous No.51057174]

Yeah, im thinking we are back

[Anonymous No.51057175]

>>51057156
No. You should drop a grand in a speculative hydrogen company

[Anonymous No.51057176]

>>51057156
Only if it's green energy

[Anonymous No.51057189]

>>51057171
No.

[Anonymous No.51057199]

>>51057090
>joint account faggotry
Nah. I have my accounts, she has hers, if she needs something I send it to her. Both of us retain full control over all of our individual shit. Joint accounts are a recipe for arguments and failure almost as much as only having one account is.

[Anonymous No.51057205]

>>51057156
Still more upside

[Anonymous No.51057208]

>>51057064
Can't use prostitutes if job requires a security clearance. Instead of socializing I spend all my free time learning new stuff for my tech job so I can get ahead in my career and make the kind of money it takes to afford a hoom and free time. By the time I'm stable and wealthy enough to branch out I'll be like 40 and the only people in my dating pool will be post-wall roasties on their 2nd divorce. I'm in a college town and there are a lot of qts but it's creepy for me to date them now. If I dated someone younger than my sister it'd be too awkward with my family. It's over. I'm going to die alone and a virgin.

[Anonymous No.51057230]

>>51056979
Not dumb at all for selling SIGA. It's going to keep bleeding.
Retarded as hell for buying GOVX. They have nothing and are built up on nothing but hype. Also they will continue bleeding.
Should have bought CCJ.

[Anonymous No.51057231]

>>51057101
I'll admit to my femdom kink but I've always found findom revolting. Financial cuckoldry is even worse than regular cuckoldry.

[Anonymous No.51057247]

Inshallah all you SIGAbros need to move to EQNR I've set up the slam dunk for my GaySex bros and you habibis are ignoring me.

[Anonymous No.51057249]

>>51057208
Wow so your parents fucked you over pretty hard huh.

[Anonymous No.51057252]

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[Anonymous No.51057253]

here we go

[Anonymous No.51057256]

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[Anonymous No.51057257]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51057258]

>>51057252
almost

[Anonymous No.51057260]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51057266]

>>51057208
women siphon happiness and wealth
your problem is prospective

[Anonymous No.51057269]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.51057270]

>it's another "nasdaq slurp day"
Until netflix is at zero this bubble has not popped.

[Anonymous No.51057271]

Fucking prostitutes is like masturbating but with extra steps and you lose money as well. You are still left with an empty feeling at the end of the day and will still be alone with none of that comfort and love that is supposed to come along afterwords with it. Just fucking for the sake of fucking isn't even a bandage on the wound. You're making the underlying problem worse if anything and are just poorly masking it.

[Anonymous No.51057276]

FARTGAS BROS WE DID IT WE PICKED ANOTHER WINNER
EAT MY ASS SOXL

[Anonymous No.51057277]

>>51057269
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51057284]

>>51057247
>Inshallah all you SIGAbros need to move to EQNR
I'm holding out for a pandemic. It's still a very real possibility. The presence of monkepoo in wastewater, reverse zoonosis, the first "normal year" of school and university in 2+ years. This isn't even close to being over

[Anonymous No.51057285]

>>51057270
>comparing Netflix/facebook/twtr to the rest of tech
They're not all the same

[Anonymous No.51057288]

>>51057033
No

[Anonymous No.51057290]

>>51057271
which is why ive never paid for sex. i dont want to fuck some random person i have no love for. even jaccking off is pretty shitty

[Anonymous No.51057292]

>>51057266
Naw his problem is that he's like 30 or whatever and thinks he's an old guy who can't date under 25 so when he gets desperate like my former professor did he'll end up being a 60 year old guy with a 35yo wife and a 5yo daughter who will be literally an old man by the time his daughter becomes a single mom with a man twice her age.

[Anonymous No.51057303]

>>51057208
Quit wallowing in pity faggot and start chatting up recent grads now. A 10 year gap between you itwo isnt as bad as youd believe. Better to do it now and snatch a mid 20s whore or wait to be even more autistic in your 40s with a used and depleted mid 30s whore.

[Anonymous No.51057308]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.51057311]

>>51057285
AMZN, tesla, fuckbook, nuttfucks and twatter are like 2/3 of the tech companies that matter and all of them are stupid and overvalued. And a downturn in china should fuck over micropenis and apple so that's all of them.

[Anonymous No.51057317]

When is BBBY getting its dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.51057319]

>>51057271
I tried telling people this years ago as I noticed that hiring prostitues was being shilled constantly and everyone kept calling me a glowie everytime I argued against it on certain boards.

Also who STBX

[Anonymous No.51057321]

SIGA SISTERS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please don't stop fucking each other you faggots!
Please spread it more!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M RUINED!!!!!!!!!
If it goes under 21 I am out fuck this

[Anonymous No.51057325]

>>51057317
Already did

[Anonymous No.51057326]

holy shit look at that dildo on soxl

[Anonymous No.51057335]

>>51057208
A security clearance just focuses on anything in you past or present that could be used as leverage against you. So if you use prostitutes just own up to it. Be proud of it. Yell it from the mountaintops. That way nobody can use it against you.

[Anonymous No.51057336]

>>51057284
If you're expecting a corona-equivalent reaction, you'll be disappointed. That was never about the virus. It was about an excuse for (((them))), and I don't think they'll try the same trick twice in a row.

[Anonymous No.51057340]

Blue apron let's see how bad this goes today

[Anonymous No.51057345]

>>51057321
https://youtu.be/7zh1tqY7nNg

I spent like 4 days posting constantly about how the thesis changed because of the FDA but nobody listened.

[Anonymous No.51057348]

>>51057174
People forget that "stagflation" is just code for "all the money went to oil barons. Now there's none left for loans, consumer spending, or the rest of the economy."

We will remind them.

[Anonymous No.51057350]

What's the ticker for Fleshlight?

[Anonymous No.51057357]

look at DXY computer

[Anonymous No.51057360]

>>51057348
>oil barons
*Fart barons now

[Anonymous No.51057364]

>>51057350
CUM

[Anonymous No.51057367]

>>51055782
It looks like it may actually break out this time.

[Anonymous No.51057369]

Imagine comparing gb/twtr/nutflick to msft and amzn
This place is packed with retards
You probably think soxl is also overvalued in the same level as fb/twtr/nutflex

[Anonymous No.51057373]

>>51057208
A real mans dating pool actually gets larger and deeper the older they get. Nothing wrong with a 40 year old man dating a 25 year old women. Anyone who tells you differently is an unmarried, wine aunt, roasty. The great thing about success is you make the rules.

[Anonymous No.51057378]

>jews have agreed to pay me 25% more on my still extremely far otm contracts
i'm not selling you back until bonds do the needful mr. market maker.

[Anonymous No.51057381]

Today perma-bulls will learn what it's like to 'buy the dip' into disappearing liquidity.

[Anonymous No.51057382]

>>51057321
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.51057383]

does anyone watch figuring out money? seems like a reasonable guy to listen to but he could just be another guy who doesn't know what he's talking about so who knows

[Anonymous No.51057387]

>green candles
moo~

[Anonymous No.51057392]

>>51057336
>If you're expecting a corona-equivalent reaction, you'll be disappointed.
Disagree
>That was never about the virus.
You're right, it's partly about mail-in voting, but moreover it's about the deflationary effect of lockdown measures
>I don't think they'll try the same trick twice in a row.
Why not?

[Anonymous No.51057396]

>>51057321
>>51057382
>pink id

[Anonymous No.51057403]

dump it

[Anonymous No.51057408]

>>51057396
It can't be happening! SIGA Was the chosen one!!!!

[Anonymous No.51057411]

>>51057360
I don't know how much of the EQNR shilling is genuine autism vs paid shilling, but EQNR is a gigantic company that tracks XOP. Which means you ought to be shilling XOP for less windfall profit tax tail risk or GUSH for easy outperformance.

[Anonymous No.51057416]

WHat is happening?! Who of you faggots boughted????

[Anonymous No.51057423]

S-STOP MANG

[Anonymous No.51057424]

>>51057408
Should have hedged somehow, especially after seeing cases leveling off.

[Anonymous No.51057425]

Whats happened to my nigga Mav? He hasnt posted in 8 days

[Anonymous No.51057427]

>>51057416
That's my secret, Cap.
I'm always boughting.

[Anonymous No.51057430]

>>51057416
Not me. I'm too much of a pussy to trade anything this week

[Anonymous No.51057436]

>>51057424
Haha I'm just larping. I sold last week at 23.

[Anonymous No.51057437]

SIGA sissies the GOVX chads are laughing at us :(

[Anonymous No.51057438]

>>51057411
No.
EQNR is the next Gazprom.

[Anonymous No.51057439]

>>51057425
killed himself out of embarrassment for being wrong about this entire rally.

[Anonymous No.51057446]

>>51057026
I can't help you get a gf, but having semi-social hobbies can help you make friends. Something that doesn't require a schedule or teamwork, but where you can meet people in a public area that share an interest in the hobby and participate together. I've met practically all of my friends from motorcycling. It made it much easier because it's something that is socially acceptable to get autistic about. You just meet someone, comment on their bike and chat about the bikes for a bit, then if you get along at all you can exchange contact info and go for a ride together. The best part for autistics like us is you don't even have to hold a conversation for more than a couple minutes because you can't talk while riding.

[Anonymous No.51057449]

>the kpop autist is now bagholdilng SIGA he bought near the top

you love to see it

[Anonymous No.51057451]

>>51056963
Let's not forget that an army of biz, wsb, twitter genius retail investors bought SIGA for that le strategic pandemic 2.0 play, so it
could be quite a bit more overvalued than that.

[Anonymous No.51057454]

>>51057438
What if the war ends, sanctions get lifted and we go back to ez cheap gas?

[Anonymous No.51057459]

>>51057360
>>51057411
Like, don't get me wrong, I think Euro nat gas is a great play. But I'd want to see some Spain-France pipeline autism, information about who'll be building that, the names of Algerian micro cap producers/service companies, that kind of not-priced-in shit.

[Anonymous No.51057460]

>That massive nigger candle on nvda
Peg me some more, mommy

[Anonymous No.51057468]

Nice market open

[Anonymous No.51057470]

i just wanna thank the anons that shilled siga. In and out for 75% gain and now eqnr for some more juicy gains. My retirement account appreciates it

[Anonymous No.51057477]

very nice, what an incredibly not jewish market

[Anonymous No.51057483]

CAM ON SOXL SCORE SOM FOOKIN GAINZ

[Anonymous No.51057488]

Small bounce from yesterday before the rugging begins again in full?

[Anonymous No.51057490]

why is it pumpimg

[Anonymous No.51057492]

If you survive the first 15 minutes of a Tuesday, you still need to survive the 11:23 et dumpening of the nigger jew
Will my nvda calls die off? Will siga ever recover? Stay tuned for another episode of Sarah Michelle Gellar's 'smg :

[Anonymous No.51057493]

GREEN DAY INCOMING

[Anonymous No.51057496]

it was a fucking bear trap

[Anonymous No.51057498]

hmm it's super retarded out there today

[Anonymous No.51057505]

RH just made me solve a little puzzle before i could trade
That little puzzle cost me $2000.
Thanks for the fun guys!!

Where can I move my money?

[Anonymous No.51057506]

>>51057501
>>51057501
>>51057501
NEW
>>51057501
>>51057501
>>51057501
NEW

[Anonymous No.51057508]

>>51057468
Nice. Who’s the qt in the middle?

[Anonymous No.51057511]

>>51057436
>aha I'm just larping. I sold last week at 23.

[Anonymous No.51057516]

>>51057459
>>51057454
I'm sorry anons, but EQNR is the next Gazprom. Gazprom is finished. Its that simple. Nobody else is positioned to eat their marketcap like EQNR.
I'm at work now so maybe I'll post the autistic DD later because I have it at home, but I want you to spend a few hours looking over who is better positioned to do this and get back to me.
EQNR is the safest 25%er in the market right now. Its not about the huge wins, its about steady wins over time.
I also never shill risky plays to smg. The situation in Europe is NOT priced in, I have family that live there and the German politicians are lying to investors about the current situation.
This goes for other areas of Europe as well.

Its either EQNR or Qatar Gas and Qatar Gas is very hard to invest in. Obviously other gas producers are fine, you'll make money, but long term EQNR is posed to destroy Gazprom.

[Anonymous No.51057552]

>Oil
I don't say that often, but based saudis

[Anonymous No.51057561]

>>51057271
If you aren't tall and attractive you will never get legitimate love from a woman. You will pay for it either way.

[Anonymous No.51057611]

>>51056274
there are still a few "everything is fine" retards who think everything is going to recover some time next year. I'm amazed at how good they have gotten a breeding a better retard. Yurop is going downhill fast, inflation in the US and yurop is sky high. Energy and fertilizer demand are not being met. We're walking into a catastrophe and some people will still be saying "priced in" it's funny in a gallows humor kind of way. The market has been completely divorced from the economy for a while now. I guess everyone is used to that and are expecting this "new paradigm" of subsidized green line go up to continue in perpetuity,

[Anonymous No.51058039]

>>51057611
Are you maverick?

[Anonymous No.51058062]

>>51057561
>implying thots will remain in control for ever and wont get their heads smashed once the west collapses

[Anonymous No.51058192]

>>51058039
who's maverick?

[Anonymous No.51058654]

>>51057373
But realistically he should stop being a gay pussy going "ugh 30 and 25 is kind of a big age gap my sister wouldn't approve". Unless his sister starts sucking him off of course.

[Anonymous No.51058704]

>>51058192
Suspicious

[Anonymous No.51058918]

>>51058704
I'm a random /pol/tard who just comes here to laugh at people who think the market is going anywhere but down in the not too distant future™