/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.5105301]

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update– I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
‘Cause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

[Anonymous No.5105384]

>>5105301
This deserves at least 1 (you), I can see a lot of effort went into it

[Anonymous No.5105425]

>>5105301
Appreciation, bro

[Anonymous No.5105428]

kekek nice op

[Anonymous No.5105457]

>>5105301
https://vocaroo.com/i/s172Na8a7ari

recording of the new hit single. Chainlink fucked me in the ass three times

[Anonymous No.5105459]

>>5105301
nice

[Anonymous No.5105479]

kek

[Anonymous No.5105514]

>>5105301
fuckin lolled at airbnb about it. you have bars

[Anonymous No.5105588]

shoulda been couchsurfing not airbnb

but post your LINK address holy fuck my sides

[Anonymous No.5105589]

LMFAO. This is topkek of the month for sure.
>Screenshot
>Copy for pasta later

Thnx

[Anonymous No.5105635]

well done

[Anonymous No.5105663]

>>5105301
nice man. good vacaroo too

[Anonymous No.5105689]

>>5105479
DA FUQ I LOV ETHAT MOVIE

[Anonymous No.5105698]

>>5105301

FUCK YEYUH

[Anonymous No.5105732]

Holy fuck this is great haha

[Anonymous No.5105733]

>>5105301
I really laughed. This will be history OP.

[Anonymous No.5105737]

>>5105301
posting in best biz bread of the day

[Anonymous No.5105740]

>>5105301
how long did this take you

[Anonymous No.5105749]

>>5105301
>You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
>And you meme about it
>And when you meme

fekkin' lost it, man.

[Anonymous No.5105773]

>>5105740
not long.

it came from the heart. im pretty deep in LINK.

the other STAN thread got closed, so i made my own.

[Anonymous No.5105783]

>>5105301
for real tho wait for bitcoin to crash over the next week, alts should pump then and give you an exit point

[Anonymous No.5105809]

FUCK THIS RUSSIAN FAGGOT SERGYE FAGGOTZOV THIS GUY HAS LOST ME MORE MONEY THAN I EVER PAID TAXES SRSLY FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS SCAMCOIN

BEWARE GUYS
NEVER
BUY
CHAINLINK

[Anonymous No.5105833]

>>5105301
>>5105384
>>5105428

Dear Sergey, I invested in you, you still ain't rising. I sold my eth, btc, and omg at the bottom. I invested back in Autumn, boughta whole lotta em. There must be a problem with people's IQs or sometin. But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, where's the price at?
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest bag. I'm even more deluded than those arkie fags. Anyways, I hope you go 100 x senpai, your biggest fan.
- Stan

[Anonymous No.5105851]

>>5105301
Nice toast

[Anonymous No.5105855]

>>5105833
>I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest bag.

[Anonymous No.5105918]

Ahaha, the two Stan posts made my day.

[Anonymous No.5105942]

Top lel

[Anonymous No.5106170]

On a side note, Sergey why :(

[Anonymous No.5106343]

Dear, /biz/, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said you're into REQ now and that's cool it's no biggie
Look, I'm really flattered you'd shill my coin and tweet me
And one of you broke in my house just to try and meet me

I'm sorry I didn't see your threads, I must've just missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg Come on, is you a chump?

You got some issues, /biz/, I think you need some hodlin'
If you just kept your LINK in storage, right now you'd be golden
And what's this shit about lambo land? I heard it in the threads
I really think the market cap is getting to your heads

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was selling LINK while sending murder threats to SWIFT
And on his phone they found an app
But they didn't say what it is
Come to think about it, the app was... it was /biz/

[Anonymous No.5106362]

>>5105301
Very nice op. + 1 Internet to you

[Anonymous No.5106483]

nice fampai

[Anonymous No.5106493]

10/10 op

[Anonymous No.5106509]

And just like that... Op became a legend.

(Morgan Freeman Voice)

[Anonymous No.5106510]

top kek

[Anonymous No.5106536]

>>5105301

[Anonymous No.5106543]

My gains are gone I'm wondering why.. got out of bed at all
The morning rain fogs up my folio, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it would all be red, with the sats right on the floor
And it reminds me that I'm holding bags, I'm holding bags..

[Anonymous No.5106574]

>>5106343
+1

[Anonymous No.5106587]

My hands got cold I'm wondering why , I keep holding all this bags
The morning pumps all in my biz board, but I can't win at all
But even if I win it will down in sats , but my Sergey in my wall , it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad at all

[Anonymous No.5106618]

>>5106543
Fuck this thread is golden

[Anonymous No.5106846]

>>5105301
So you think it's best for the potential, necessary, node operators for their network to pay a high price for the token their staking?

You understand that right? They're doing zero to effect the price positively until the main net is up so that people can easily participate in master nodes.

I mean, that's it anon. That's exactly what's happening. If you want something else, sell your coin.

I was bitching about the same as you last month, then I looked in to setting up a node. What they're doing is an incredibly smart for the immediate success of their project when the main net goes live.

[Anonymous No.5106887]

>>5105457
Should have had the beat playing

[Anonymous No.5106922]

>>5106343

Yup.

[Anonymous No.5106937]

>>5106887
+1 and get a new voice fag

[Anonymous No.5106940]

>>5106543

You did it, /biz/

[Anonymous No.5106953]

Toasting in an epic bread

[Anonymous No.5107081]

>>5105301
Fucking shit man. Kek'd

[Anonymous No.5107146]

>>5106343
We're just on a fucking shitpost streak tonight, huh?

[Anonymous No.5107167]

>>5105301
>>5106543
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.5107250]

[Anonymous No.5107353]

Add me on the screencap

Will frame this and put it in the house LINK is gonna get me

[Anonymous No.5107363]

>>5105301
holy fuck how did he get so fat?

[Anonymus No.5107413]

HAHAHAHAHHAH FUCKING TOP KEKE XD

[Anonymous No.5107416]

>>5105301
kek this is brilliant. The best thing I've seen on /biz/ recently.

[Anonymous No.5107454]

>>5106940
>>5106343

Legendary thread. Someone please rap this with the beat on the background. It'll make my day

[Anonymous No.5107470]

holy shit

[Anonymous No.5107522]

>>5107250
Someone add this: >>5106543
too

[Anonymous No.5107537]

Put me in the screencap faggots

[Anonymous No.5107646]

The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.5107697]

unbelievable

[Anonymous No.5107729]

Dear sergey, I emailed you, but you still ain't pumpin'
I left my folio, my wallet and my dick pick at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the exchange or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your project?
My portfolios dumpin too, I'm 'bout to be a wojack
If I have a burger, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name her Sergey
I read about your Uncle Confido too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some normies who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm your biggest shill
I even got the underground shit that you did with swift
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with ether too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.5107760]

This has been the best post, possibly in the history of posts.

[Anonymous No.5107772]

>>5106543
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xHSxKQbXhn

[Anonymous No.5107778]

>>5107729
>Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is 4chan

I died.

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.5107801]

>>5107772
a moving performance, saved

[Anonymous No.5107844]

best /biz/ thread all week

[Anonymous No.5107853]

Fucking Kek at the second vocaroo

[Anonymous No.5107864]

>>5107772
Holy shit, gold

[Anonymous No.5107895]

I swear to god, i f im not sniffing coke off a 3000/night escort's ass next christmas even cause of link's success, I will end it all.

[Anonymous No.5108007]

Dear Sergey, you still ain't released any news
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me inside the slack
You didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for Rory
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the fucking chatroom for you
For four weeks, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in november?
You said if I'd shilled for you, you would pump back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I never knew 50x gains neither
I lost money on Link instead of holding BTC or Ether
I can relate to what they're saying in the FUD
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and shitpost up
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of chainlink across the chest
Sometimes I even pump and dump to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the wojacks are such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is fake
And I respect you ‘cause you sell it
My blowup doll is jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, sergey, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like /biz/ shitposting up
You gotta email me, man
I'll be the biggest wallet you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, /biz/
P.S. We should pump together too

[Anonymous No.5108009]

>>5107522

[Anonymous No.5108046]

History in the making. Save this shit. Crypto ballon can pop one day. This could potentially stop you from killing yourselves. We had some laughs.

[Anonymous No.5108056]

Dear serg
you still ain't called or pumped
I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to pump for me outside the conference
you didn't have to
but you coulda pumped for tezos
That's my litte ICO man
He's only six months old
We waited in the cold for four hours for you
and our foundation just said no
That's pretty shitty man
you're like his fuckin idol
he wants to be just like you man he shills you more than I do
I ain't that mad that though I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met on slack?
You said if I bought pumped you you would pump back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never had a lambo neither
And my BTC used to always dump on my gains n the sheeter
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a shitty day
I just drift away and put blockfolio on
See I don't really got shit else
so your coins help when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with the words "chainlink" across my chest
sometimes I even buy shitcoins to see how much they bleed
It's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me
see everything about smart contracts are real
and I respect you because you make them
BTC is jealous because I check your price 24/7
But it doesn't know you like I know your serg
no one does
BTC doesn't know what it was like for people like us comin' up
You gotta pump for me man
I'll be the biggest bagholder you'll ever lose
truly yours
your biggest fan
this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.5108082]

[Anonymous No.5108179]

Mark me in! Fantastic shitpost!

[Anonymous No.5108184]

If someone wants to make more /biz/ related lyrics I'll try to rap them

[Anonymous No.5108240]

>>5108007
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.5108281]

>>5108007
My sides

[Anonymous No.5108299]

>>5105301
fucking kek

[Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.5108339]

>>5108184
bag holder rap battles when
May as well corner the pop market while we go to the moon

[Anonymous No.5108357]

>>5105301
>>5108007
>>5106343

lyrical genius.

[Anonymous No.5108515]

fucking saving this page

[Anonymous No.5108816]

>>5105301
Holy shit im so glad i clicked on biz today

fuck yeah finally something that actually made me smile from here besides all the screaming from getting memed

[Anonymous No.5109088]

Dear 4chan, I meant to update sooner, but I just been busy
Forgetting about all the idiots who trusted in me
Look, I'm really flattered you would sell your link for that
But REQ is a shit coin too
It will never hit a billion market cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the slack, I must've missed you
You must think I gave a fuck about this project after I found my waifui
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump too?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg
Im not going to buy your bags for you.
You got some issues, 4chan, I think you need some counselin'
For believing in an exit scam as if I'd keep announcin
And what's this shit about us meant to gain together?
That type of shit'll make me rich and you poor forever
I really think you and Rory need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you buy more link, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you just dump a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But 4chan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I got rich by not holding bags
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on steemit a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some linkie had pumped and drove the price up for /biz/
And kept his gains instead of selling
Then everyone dumped on his
And in the thread they found a wojack
But they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you, damn

[Anonymous No.5109256]

>>5109088
Heil hitler!

[Anonymous No.5109368]

>>5105301
Why is /biz/ so fucking great today?

[Anonymous No.5109484]

>>5105301
love it. great

[Anonymous No.5109506]

[Lil' Pump n' Dump No.5109548]

Lambo Gang Rap from the Crypto Rap contest thread earlier

Lambo Gang
Lambo Gang
Lambo Gang
Lambo Gang


https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIVwk7Xng0

[Anonymous No.5109549]

>>5109088
Perfect!

[Anonymous No.5109574]

>>5106343
like this one better than OPs

[Anonymous No.5109624]

>>5108007
Fucckkkk hahah

[Anonymous No.5109647]

Can we get this combined into one pic

PLEASE

[Anonymous No.5109697]

Keep me in the cap boys, thanks biz/inem

[Anonymous No.5109727]

>>5109548
Lol, that's pro tier

[Anonymous No.5110254]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s05OJEn27aUj

[Anonymous No.5110351]

>>5110254
Cringing hard.

[Anonymous No.5110367]

>>5106343
Literal 10/10 comment anon.

[Anonymous No.5110381]

>>5110254
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s05OJEn27aUj
oh shit haha, I am honored

[Anonymous No.5110407]

>>5105301
>>5106343

[Anonymous No.5110490]

>>5105301
W e w

[Anonymous No.5110856]

I'm drunk. What song is this based off

[Anonymous No.5110982]

>>5110856
this except Im not drunk just retarded

[Anonymous No.5111075]

>>5110982
Actually I'm not drunk I just didn't want to admit that I'm also retarded

[Anonymous No.5111124]

>raps instead of poems

Out

[Anonymous No.5111145]

>>5111075
>>5110982
>>5110856
Eminem - Stan

[Anonymous No.5111156]

>>5111075
>>5110982
>>5110856

Stan - Eminem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

[Anonymous No.5111175]

>>5105301
https://discord.gg/BRG8duN
$$$ cmon guys make money

[Anonymous No.5111220]

>>5105301

[Anonymous No.5111902]

>>5106343
+1

[Anonymous No.5111967]

>>5105301

I give this 10/10. This is what Biz is all about

Please post xrp adress

[Anonymous No.5111970]

May I have Sergey's attention please?
May I have Sergey's attention please?
Will some good LINK news please show up?
I repeat will some good LINK news please please show up?
We're going to have a dump in here

Y'all act like you never seen a bagholder before
Sats all on the floor like in Digimarines' blockfolio
When it started dumping in gore, once they and citi got divorced
Throwing it down from mooning curvature
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
We didn't just bought into scam, did we?"
Because /biz said...
Nothing you idiots LINK's dead, Sergey's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Deludies hate REQ, chicka chicka chicka YCombinator, I'm sick of him
Look at him, mooning all the time, green candles everywhere
Triggerin' the you know who "yeah, but SWIFT integratio sounds cute though"
Yea LINK probably got a couple of problems but it will moon - you ask when?
Just wait till normies hear about oracle's problem!
Sometimes I want to get on Binance and just let loose, but can't,
All red instead of green leaves me paralized drinking cheap booze
My mind screams "just sell LINK", my mind screams "just sell LINK, YES",
And if I wasn't deluded I might just have this SELL button pressed
And that's the message that we deliver to all the normies here
So you know what buying pajeet-shilled coin leaves you with...

LINK marines don't realize theres a REQ antidote.
Spamming their LINK shilling posts, singing the chorus and it goes:
We're the real bagholder, yes, we're the real bagholders
All you other digimarines are just imitating
So won't some good LINK news please show up,
Please show up,
Please show up

[Anonymous No.5112054]

>>5105301
>that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
lost it

[Anonymous No.5112176]

>>5111970
fuck yes

[Anonymous No.5112201]

>>5106343
>Come to think about it, the app was... it was /biz/
haunting

[ciswhitemale No.5112221]

>>5105301
kek'd audibly

[Anonymous No.5112231]

That's it, im doubling down on LINK

[Anonymous No.5112360]

>>5105301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVdhHktuAmo

For the full effect

[Anonymous No.5112440]

>>5105301
kek

[Anonymous No.5112816]

dear sergey
you still aint tweeted or posted
i aint mad, i just think its fucked up you let your shills get roasted
if you didnt want to talk to me at SIBOS you didn't have to
but you coulda signed my link pepe i made it just for you!
remember when we met outside the swift HQ?
you said you'd take us to the moon
see im like you in a way, i pumped and dumped elixr, it was all a ruse
my parents are jealous i talk about link 24/7
but they dont know what its like to be in crypto, no one does
they dont know what it was like for guys like us to blow coins up
cmon man you gotta tweet me back
im the biggest bags you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, pink wojak

[Anonymous No.5112824]

10/10 thread

[Anonymous No.5113346]

>>5105301
You faggot nigga anon, this shit is so homosex and cringy. Fuck off this board. And the rest of you should be shame for encouraging this crap. Fuck off monkey

[Anonymous No.5113801]

>>5113346
Fuck u, this was best thread in ages.

[Anonymous No.5113839]

>>5105301

You are a fucking legend anon

[Anonymous No.5113852]

>>5105301
Hahahhaathis made my day

[Anonymous No.5113879]

>>5105301
hahaha
11/10 thread

[Anonymous No.5113927]

>>5105301
Eminem

[Anonymous No.5113939]

>>5105301
/biz/ is the greatest board on 4chan since /z/
Truly, the free market drives innovation wherever it goes

[Anonymous No.5114008]

Dear Sergey, In 2018 please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please do not mix them up again like you did in 2017.
Signed,
Official 300 lb Chainlink Bag Holder

[Anonymous No.5114098]

Why is everyone in link a beholder when the price has effectively doubled in the past month

[Anonymous No.5114115]

>>5109548
Perfect

[Anonymous No.5114118]

Link discord shutting down btw

[Anonymous No.5114221]

My LINKs gone down, I'm wondering why, I bought this shit at all.
Shill Threads cloud up the catalog, can't see wojaks at all
And even if I could they'd all be pink, but my digibyte in storage
It reminds me that its not so bad, it's not so bad

[Anonymous No.5114385]

>>5112816
10/10. If this isn't copypasta pat yourself on the back.

[Anonymous No.5114536]

>>5106343
Noice

[Anonymous No.5114775]

>>5105301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cAVCfINTyc

/biz/, by Anonymous
What is /biz/?
/biz/ is like a big spectacle, fucking your rectum hole with pump and dumps
And right when it dips and you sell, the price is gonna jump and make you feel like a chump

What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends, but they're really shills faking goodwill
So just when you think you can finally pay your bills, they wanna make you hold their bag when you ain't lookin'

What is LINK?
LINK is what makes a Wojak turn pink
LINK is the root of all bag-holding
LINK'll make them same friends invest in gold, and tell you to stay and hold

What is /biz/?
I'm tired of /biz/

I'm tired of red candle-ass charts with all-time lows
I'm tired of losing $10k each time I doze
I'm tired of always yelling and frantically panic selling
Tired of my wallet never swelling
Tired of seeing Bitcoin on Big Bang Theory and Ellen
Tired of feelin' like it's DBZ and I'm Krillin
Tired of not being an early adopter
Tired of not being able to afford a Lambo and a fancy helicopter
Tired of wishin' for my death
Tired of having to beg for sats to spend on ETH
Tired of exchanges taking fiat and dartin' off
Tired of rockets liftin' off while I lose money every time I fart and cough
Tired of picturing Sergey every time I jerk off
Tired of havin' to work in a McDonalds cage for a wage that makes me wanna cry and scream with rage

I'm tired of using MetroPCS
I'm tired of eating Top Ramen
Tired of not having a bank account in the Cayman Islands
But if had a million Tethers, I'd dump it on an exchange, and keep pumping the prices up forever
If I had a magic wand, I'd start a bank run, and empty every wallet till the money's gone, and they're overdrawn
And if I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole market to kiss

[Anonymous No.5114840]

>>5114775
>Tired of feelin' like it's DBZ and I'm Krillin


fuckin kek haha

[Anonymous No.5114870]

A quality shitpost with some good fud elements. 8/10

[Anonymous No.5114948]

Fucking legendary

[Anonymous No.5115517]

>>5109548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00X3JMkJB9E

[Anonymous No.5115564]

this is the best thread on /biz/ this month

[Anonymous No.5115594]

>>5112816
This one is awesome too.
I just woke up and this thread is still alive kek

[Anonymous No.5115656]

>>5105301
Funny.

[Anonymous No.5115657]

>>5105301
>See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
fucking lost it here

brilliant, well done op

[Anonymous No.5115676]

>>5105457
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s172Na8a7ari
Can you do this again with the beat under it?

[Anonymous No.5115709]

>>5108056
Underrated

[Anonymous No.5115941]

>>5108007
UNREAL

[Anonymous No.5116028]

>>5114775
very, very good

[Anonymous No.5116055]

>>5106543
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.5116170]

>>5114775
perfection

[Anonymous No.5116422]

Can someone please tweet this at Sergey and the boys.

[Anonymous No.5116456]

>>5107772
nice voice but the accent worsens it. Let's keep this thread bumped so maybe an American can cover it all 4us

[Anonymous No.5116492]

>>5107772
oh yeah the chorus is a brit. Come on britfags lets do it

[Anonymous No.5116511]

>>5105301
>Drank russian vodka
>Probably drinking titos like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.5116623]

>>5105457
Lmao linkies are my favorite. Continue eating your JUST desserts.

[Anonymous No.5116909]

>>5116456
kek is my accent too noticeable? I had no idea. I'm an English second language eurofag

[Anonymous No.5117181]

>>5105301
I dont know man, I've been here a while and this is something else. The commitment is legit

[Anonymous No.5117426]

>>5105301
You won the internet today

[Anonymous No.5117573]

>>5107772
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s05OJEn27aUj

kek

[Anonymous No.5117699]

>>5115517
THIS HAD ME SHITTING MY PANTS LMFAO

[Anonymous No.5118141]

>>5117573
a little bit unsynchronized with the beat but good effort.

[Anonymous No.5118290]

>>5116909
Slovak?

[Anonymous No.5118290,1]

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