/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51050051]

Explain to me why I shouldn’t lease a car in this market, financially speaking .

Everything that’s a good buy is like 10-15k anyways. I need to upgrade my 20 year old Corolla soon.

[Anonymous No.51050097]

>>51050051
>luxary

[Anonymous No.51050117]

>>51050051
3 years from now when your lease ends the only cars you will be able to purchase will be:

>EV cuck box
>1.3L Turbo 3 cylinder CVT cuck box

The window for purchasing a real car is quickly closing.

[Anonymous No.51050134]

>>51050117
>>51050097
What’s a cool sporty , affordable and reliable car?

[Anonymous No.51050150]

idk mane, my girl gives me head in my na miata when we vibe drive sometimes

[Anonymous No.51050217]

>>51050150
Which model?

[Anonymous No.51050343]

>>51050051
Bros should I buy used or new. The used car market is insane right now and cuckboxes like the mirage and versa are only 16k ish

[Anonymous No.51050373]

>>51050051
Buy a Chevy bolt and get 7.5k cuck bucks from the feds.

[Anonymous No.51050589]

>>51050051

Buying a car is ass rape. Learn to live without one. Uber is probably cheaper at this point.

I fucking hate cars. I live in fucking nowhere, nothing, and yet I have to put up with WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH on a fucking rural 55 mph two lane street that gets fucking two cars a second in front of my house. It turns me into a fucking lunatic that screams at the top of my lungs. I can't fucking stand it.

Why the fuck does this tiny shit country road with twenty fucking people living on all five miles of it get fucking THOUSANDS OF FUCKING CARS on it a day? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?

[Anonymous No.51050596]

>>51050343

lol anybody buying a car now is so fucked. In 2019 I bought a pristine 2017 mustang GT with 8k miles for 26k hahahahahhahahaha, nowadays 26k won't even get you some soulless 100k mile shitbox eco commuter that looks like it was made out of playdough

[Anonymous No.51050621]

>>51050051
You upgrade to a newer Corolla, faggot
If you're not poor then you get the Lexus IS 350

[Anonymous No.51050625]

>>51050134
rav4 hybrid

[Anonymous No.51050660]

>>51050589
>Uber is probably cheaper at this point.
Ubering 15 minutes to work costs me $45 a day. No, it is not cheaper.

[Anonymous No.51050666]

I'll continue to buy Prius' until the day they stop making them
>Good gas milage
>Can easily last 200k miles with halfway decent care
>Relatively cheap parts due to there being a fuckton of those cars out there

[Anonymous No.51050675]

I refinance cars for a living so pls fancy me a listen
buying any car worth more than $9,000 rn is completely retarded

[Anonymous No.51050700]

>>51050589
based I hate the sound of cars as well, but I still enjoy driving

[Anonymous No.51050776]

>>51050660

Don't uber fucking 500 miles a day, retard. Uber is for people who are not wage cucks so you don't fucking use it everyday, dumb fuck. Anyway, I can't afford a fucking car ether way. I'm not paying $800 a month just to get fucking groceries.

[Anonymous No.51050877]

>>51050666

Yes, buy a Prius, If you enjoy permanent virginity.

[Anonymous No.51051397]

>>51050666
I need something more sporty

[Anonymous No.51051536]

>>51050117
I have a 3 year old Honda and the dealership offered me 7k over what I paid for it to buy it back. So the car I paid 24k for in 2019 would be bought back for 31k and then they're going to mark that up and sell it. Who is even retarded enough to pay that for a used Accord?

[Anonymous No.51051581]

>>51050134
W211 E55 AMG
assuming it's been well maintained and all that

[Anonymous No.51051876]

>>51050877
>Needing material things to impress other people or be desirable
lmao

[Anonymous No.51051981]

>>51051876
>Yeah I'm gonna go fuck Chad in his Prius
How the fuck are you over the age of 18 and unable to grasp that a woman's desire is heavily influenced by status and driving a shitbox prius is gay cuck tier status

[Anonymous No.51052012]

>>51050051
>Explain to me why I shouldn’t lease a car in this market
Because it really shouldn't be that hard to save up to outright buy a used car.

[Anonymous No.51052082]

>>51050373
Can I stack a GM employee discount, the fed rebate and a commifornia rebate?

[Anonymous No.51052111]

>>51051981
Oh no anon you're only like 22 aren't you?

[Anonymous No.51052141]

>>51050877
>>51051981
You need to be 18 to post here kiddo

[Anonymous No.51052151]

>>51050134
Honda Civic Si

[Anonymous No.51052203]

>>51050134
Not cool, not sporty, but if you can find a late model fiesta, they are little go carts that get 40mpg and are fast enough. mine has 195000 mi and still going strong.

[Anonymous No.51052319]

>>51050877

I know a guy in the US Army that has a 2009 Prius. He is a Black Hawk pilot

[Anonymous No.51052435]

>>51052319
The army has 19yo woman Blackhawk pilots they need everyone they can get. I agree with you but your frame for masculinity is as fucked as that dude.

[Anonymous No.51052440]

>>51050776
>15 minutes
>500 miles
Yes, I forgot the average Uber goes mach 3. Clearly it is me who is retarded, and not you.

[Anonymous No.51052503]

>>51051981
This is literally the biggest cope of all time. It is, and has always been, cock size.
Women only settle for wealth when they have to.

Source: short NEET with a huge dick

[Anonymous No.51052548]

>>51050373
This really happen?

>buy car
>get cuckbucks
>buy engine with cuckbucks
>drop battery from car
>electrocute self
>rip motors from car
>examine drivetrain
>carefully couple engine into existing drivetrain
>golly gee I hope it has a drive shaft and transmission
>spend a couple months full time doing this
>costs all the cuckbucks plus 7500 dollars
>look at battery and motor I just pulled out.
>finally have the motors and the battery I wanted.

After market electric car batteries are a great market by the way.

[Anonymous No.51052571]

>>51051981
>he's never fucked in a Prius.

[Anonymous No.51052616]

>>51052571
He's never gotten picked up by a woman and then fucked in her car
>He's not done this with multiple women

You goons know you don't even need a car to fuck women right? You can literally fuck them in their cars and have them drive you places. Just don't be a man child and they'll like you.

[Anonymous No.51052642]

>>51052616
>>51052319
>>51052435
i drive a chevy colorado, i used to fuck an asian chick in the truck bed.

[Anonymous No.51052666]

>>51050051
New Corolla is around $20k. Why buy now though? Just wait a year until the US is in the middle of a recession. Prices will be lower then.

[Anonymous No.51052687]

>>51052642
>I spend way to much money on gas so i can keep reliving this truck fantasy i had with this mid Asian bitch.

[Anonymous No.51052726]

>>51050589
There's likely an NPC spawn point right by your house. Get to /x/ and lurk more for additional info.

[Anonymous No.51052821]

>>51052687
i make 210k, i dont care about gas prices. learn to code faggot

[Anonymous No.51052838]

>>51052082
Bolt bump

[Anonymous No.51052842]

>>51052821
>learn to code faggot

No, I don't want to sit in meetings 8 hours a day.

Retard normalfag.

[Anonymous No.51052844]

>>51052842
>No, I don't want to sit in meetings 8 hours a day.
i have less than 3 hours of meetings a week.

[Anonymous No.51052851]

>>51052844
Don't care, now kill yourself normalfag.

[Anonymous No.51052859]

>>51052851
>MUH NORMALFAG
>NOOO U CANT BE WELL ADJUSTED HUMAN BEING TO USE AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD, U MUST BE A LOSER JUST LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.51052861]

>>51052842
Anon I do bitch work for a software company from home and I have at most 30 minutes of meetings per week.

[Anonymous No.51052866]

>>51052859
You're a normalfag. Now get off my board, faggot nigger.

[Anonymous No.51052898]

>>51050589
>>51050051
>thinks leasing is cheap
>thinks uber is cheap

you stupid fucking nigger cattle, you think things are this bad and the kikes will leave such blatant loopholes to escape inflation? EVERYTHING is more expensive now, there is no easy, obvious way around it because everyone has already saturated cheaper alternatives, driving up pricing of those alternatives

[Anonymous No.51053034]

>>51052821
It's ok to lie on the internet anon

[Anonymous No.51053489]

>>51052898

You're a nigger cattle, you talk like a nigger cattle.

[Anonymous No.51053520]

>>51050675
How do I find a car at that price that isn't awful I live in Los Angeles

[Anonymous No.51053555]

>>51052842
god i wish i could sit in meetings 8 hours a day