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>> No.51048044

S&P more like poop & pee.

>> No.51048052
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I think it's funny the Fed chairman has memes.

>> No.51048054
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>Liquidate traders, liquidate mumus, liquidate the divvy farmers, liquidate real assets. It will purge the bullishness out of the system. High costs of stocks and high prices will come down. People will trade smarter, have a more bearish portfolio. Value stocks will be adjusted, and enterprising speculators will pick up from less competent speculators.

>> No.51048057
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do jannies really

>> No.51048064
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CCJ bros, we are about to make it.

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>> No.51048068
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Oil bros.... I am thinkin...... We...... Are back

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>> No.51048081
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I got banned from /sp/ once because I used the "n word"

>> No.51048083
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I don't think we're going to actually leg down here guys. I feel like everybody is over reacting

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>> No.51048088
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If Jerome doesn't give us a 75bps hike I will snort cocaine until I die

>> No.51048095

Ummmm....sweaty....actually it's pronounced shit and piss

>> No.51048106

But anon it's Jackson Hole month. There's no rate hike until September.

>> No.51048107
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i don't know man i'm pretty fooking shook right now hope you are right

>> No.51048110

How long will the interest be kept high?
How will the economy fully reopen if nobody can spend?
How can we even buy the expensive electric cars our globalist masters desire if the rates are so high?

>> No.51048112
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>yo nigga just chill

>> No.51048117

I did mean September, I don't know what a Jackson Hole is

>> No.51048123

I can't believe these assholes fuck off to the swankiest hole in the Rockies every year.

>> No.51048130
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It's our fucking turn

>> No.51048131

any opinions on BTU?

>> No.51048141
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>The income tax.
>Sanctioned robbery, with no constitutional basis.
>And Prohibition?
>A child's idea at morality.
Even Mellon's fictional depictions were based.

>> No.51048142
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I don't care what the fed says. there is almost no chance they don't start lowering rates again next year

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>> No.51048160

sure, just after the market has been skinned alive first

>> No.51048167
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Imagine not selling covered calls.

>> No.51048169

Bro just buy KAP lol. Kazahks own the uranium industry.

>> No.51048172
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Yes. Also (((off-topic))) and (((troll posting))).
>Buy CLF

>> No.51048178
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Is there anything worse than ending your trading day at a new daily low?
Like, not even an uptick after hours either, just red all day, close at a new low, red after hours, which also closes at a new low.
How do I cope
should i jump off the local overpass?

>> No.51048181
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>Re-use bath water
>Use a wash cloth instead of toilet paper
>Have no friends or family so don't buy a phone
>Don't pay the jew for a car, take the bus
>Don't pay the jew for electricity, wear a sweater
>Don't pay the jew for clothes, just wear the same thing every day
>Don't pay the jew for food, just eat rice and beans
>Don't rent a house just live in a 500 square foot apartment in a shit hole for cheap rent
>Don't pay the jew for anything that makes your life better, just suffer.

>> No.51048185

Britain is in need of more thermal units. That's all I know.
Germany too.

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Are we posting b& caps?

>> No.51048188
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>I don't know what a Jackson Hole is
Ask the SIGA crowd

>> No.51048216

nu-/biz/ jannies = no fun allowed

2018-2019 was comfy as fuck

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>> No.51048232
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I genuinely like Jerome Powell

>> No.51048244

I'm making the mother of all meltdowns here Jack. Cant fret over every candle

>> No.51048245
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>bro just live in a tent and shit in a hole
>just make a monthly trip to WMT to restock on canned food and supplies
>and use the public wifi at MCD to sell cash secured puts

>> No.51048254

>he's still seething that I told him to live within his means
What did you even want? People to feel sorry for you for being a retard who's bad with money?

>> No.51048255

I sold my 8/22 416p today too early. I literally wanna end my life

>> No.51048258
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Can /smg/ solve this riddle?

>> No.51048260
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What stocks would Senator Armstrong (insider) trade?

>> No.51048259

Like 3 of these are kind of legit.

>> No.51048271
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>green Futures
Yeah, Im thinking we're back

>> No.51048284

Senator Armstrong is a big boy and trades futures.

>> No.51048293
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Yes, I told bobo to take profit before market closed. Hope he listened

>> No.51048316
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more like ask Texas Teachers
apparently they love gay sex
I feel very comfortable with the kind of people holding this stock

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What is shortable here?
I think I could take some very small positions in each but all have squeeze risk and only Carvana has home run potential

heh heh I stole this from twittee and posted it on smg
glad you like

>> No.51048341

this is just postmarket

>> No.51048344

The amount of money Americans spend on their cars and eating out are insane
Just fixing that is enough for 90% of budgets

>> No.51048353

I eat out most nights each week and still save/invest(lose) about $6k per month

>> No.51048360

careful with that one, memestocks may be on their last legs after bloodbath & bankrupt, but then again it's memestocks and it may just go up 60% tomorrow

SHOP is a pretty safe short.

>> No.51048375

I was thinking
>Long APE/Short AMC

>> No.51048377

eating out isnt even good for you, restaurants use too much salt/sugar/fat
its why you're all pre-diabetic

>> No.51048382
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Might as well.

>> No.51048390
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You there. What is your passive income strategy?

>> No.51048400

APE is designed to be a legal scam. I would never go long on that shit.

>> No.51048401

Perfectly fine if you have the money obviously
The obsession with getting a payment plan for a new car with ridiculous interest rates, combined with eating out too much/ordering overpriced delivery kills the American financial budget

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>> No.51048414
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They saved my life

>> No.51048418
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MRIN getting bought out by SNAP.... FUCK YEAH!!!! My trapline waiting for months has sprung...

>> No.51048425

I was going to make fun of you for being a zoom but being nostalgic for something 3-4 years ago isn’t that uncommon and now I just feel old.

Anyway, you’re a zoomer

>> No.51048439

have you read up on the difference between the two?
I haven't so I can't advise you, but APE might legitimately be worth less than AMC due to lesser rights to dividends or votes

>> No.51048447

Oil stocks, but he would also p&d.

>> No.51048461

>payment plan for a new car with ridiculous interest rates
Yeah I don't fuck around with that, my car is 7 years old, fully paid off about 5 years ago (2 years early). Paid about half in cash up front too
>ordering overpriced delivery
Yep... that's where they get you too. I usually eat out alone or get carryout. I only do delivery if DASH or UBER are doing a good deal

>> No.51048466

That one drone stock that got shilled here a while back

>> No.51048488

To be fair, I called it wrong. Post was referring to AMZN earnings and that was the quarter they threw in a bullshit RIVN unrealized gain.
Took another month to start dumping.

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melt up bros, is it possible we re-test the highs before a leg down?

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Congrats, you paid off your car and order take out. Your are really ahead of the curve

>> No.51048491
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Only to let you suffer.

>> No.51048501
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Were almost through the worst part hold

>> No.51048508

Yeah, I know. I got that warning over 2 months ago... and looking back, were those 2 months worth living?
I would say: no

>> No.51048514
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was it a dead cat bounce, afterall?

>> No.51048529
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>this time is different

>> No.51048530

No, but I know the difference is APE can be dilluted but APE is the preferred equity, which means AMC should be worth just as much less whenever the head ape dumps

>> No.51048539

unironically how are ppl bullshit through fed tightening and uncertainty like this

>> No.51048554

>How long will the interest be kept high?
>How will the economy fully reopen if nobody can spend?
It won't
How can we even buy the expensive electric cars our globalist masters desire if the rates are so high?
You're not supposed to, You vill ride ze electric bus

>> No.51048557

This is kind of what I'm doing, not quite this extreme though and not because I'm broke or trying to save more, it's more out of spite because it hurts me to the core to give kikes any of my money. These vampires have no idea just how uncomfortable I am willing to be just to spite them, plus it is good practice for when SHTF

>> No.51048574

>The amount of money Americans spend on their cars and eating out are insane
>Just fixing that is enough for 90% of budgets
meanwhile most of the younger generations are paying rent with credit cards
>j-just live in your car what are you some sort of bourgeoisie?

>> No.51048589

well I would read up very carefully from the source before trying to arbitrage between the two

>> No.51048592

>unironically how are ppl bullshit through fed tightening and uncertainty like this
they made the easiest most braindead money in human history by going long after the 2020 crash so they think they can just do that forever

>> No.51048594
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Yes, look at the weekly chart. SPX will probably test 4400-4600 as resistance. Event wise there's Black Friday and midterms coming up, after NVDA earnings and Jackson Hole this week. This is a minor reversal, bear trap.
The pattern since June has been bobo getting BTFO on his shorts and puts. we can milk it a little longer.

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>> No.51048605

Bros I have 100k in the market (getting lower by the day desu) and I’m holding 15k cash. When do I throw the cash in? WHERES THE RECESSION, AMERICA? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A RECESSION

>> No.51048626
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I am glad you are living the future ideal life style and are happy. Just live in your car if you really want to stick it to the jew.

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>> No.51048636
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It's a vibecession actually.

>> No.51048650

incredibly based

>> No.51048655

>getting lower by the day
>wheres the recession?

just check your portfolio dude

>> No.51048661

bro, the fed could inject $500B into the market and it would rise 10%

>> No.51048668

But the chart is saying it's not different...

>> No.51048705
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Rate my gay portfolio you gay lords.
Is it gay enough?

>> No.51048716

Oh, you’re actually right I think. Did anyone go for that? Doesn’t look like it did much

>> No.51048720

Not enough RYCEY

>> No.51048725

Double gay

>> No.51048739

Any predictions on european collapse?

Euroanons, hows money/inflation over there?

>> No.51048761


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>> No.51048780


Thinking about going all-in on oil, is this a good idea?

>> No.51048783

I unironically think young people should stay and live with their parents longer because they can't maintain their finances alone anymore

>> No.51048799

It blows my mind that there are people who pay $20, regularly, to get fast food delivered to them.

>> No.51048802

Avoid Euros. They cuck all the time to their governments. Go with chevron or Oxy. Maybe a hess too for guyana gains. I think production is in 2024 or 2025.

>> No.51048811

This is kinda unironically good advice. Besides you don't need to have a phone to keep in touch with friends and family, send a letter once a week and even with higher postal tariffs it's still cheaper than a cellphone bill.

>> No.51048824

Anon... most people don't even know how to use their hands to write anymore!

>> No.51048825

>$20 for delivery vs losing your life in the streets

>> No.51048828

It works for the Asians and Indians here and look how they're doing.

>> No.51048830

But I was thinking European energy companies will do great this winter... no?

>> No.51048854

Could rycey have any meme potential?

>> No.51048858
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FPAY anon I know you're out there

>> No.51048884

fuck that just send a telegram or hire a native to run a letter like the good old day

i mean if you're eating anything fancier than a slice of bread and tapwater a day you are undeserving to live, PAY FOR MY GOLF MEMBERSHIP YOU ROTTEN FREELOADING KIDS

>> No.51048887

Also what do you mean by cuck to their governments exactly

>> No.51048888

>A tech company that looks like a biomeme

>> No.51048902

I wouldnt really want to make a bet on them outperforming on earnings because fuel is expensive.
theyre nationalizing them, setting price limits and taxing excess profits.

I bought (in 2020) and still own XOM and SHEL, but I'm not adding to their positions. I have enough exposure to oil.
So no, I wouldn't go all in, but there might be some companies were grabbing exposure to if you want to hold them long enough

>> No.51048904

wtf... I shilled FPAY like last year. I don't own it anymore though

>> No.51048907

UK just did an extra tax on their companies for "excessive" profit. They took the average prices of oil and gas for past 5 years. Which was artificially low anyway from shale boom. Thats the kind of action you can see happen in europe. In the US you would need a full 64 votes in senate to get that, and GOP wont ever go for it.

>> No.51048922

no, it is a very boring company that makes zero effort to market itself to investors. It doesn't help that they only do biannual reports instead of quarterlies.

>> No.51048944

Like I said. not that extreme, I'm more becoming self sufficient, I bought a trailer on 50 acres in rural Alabama last year and am turning it into a homestead, cutting out the processed foods jew and hopefully the medical/pharmaceutical jew at the same time. Quit my job, the corporate jew, and am not planning on getting another anytime soon. I'm meeting more and more people locally and they already like to barter, sorry credit card jew. I don't even have a mailbox so no more drunken purchases from the Amazon jew and I'm so deep in the sticks there just isn't much to consoom even if I wanted to.

>> No.51048945

>StockTwits is hosting irl meetups

Anyone else gonna go or is this a bad idea

>> No.51048964

In Europe you have anti business governments combined with Zero-risk management yolo banks and markets

>> No.51048968

show up to an amc meeting and yell "KEK BAGGIES"

>> No.51048969

please go to one and post pictures
>he didn't go to the /smg/ meetup in Vegas

>> No.51048977

Based, stop taking your meds now

>> No.51048980

diamond hands

>> No.51048999

Are we in a bear trap or bull trap?

>> No.51049008

we are entering the crab zone

>> No.51049021
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>not that extreme
Bro, you are doing something that only a single male with nothing to lose could get away with. Either your going to be happy or end up dying by a meth fire.

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just passed return to normal, next stop fear.

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the crab trap

>> No.51049060

return to normal was march

>> No.51049061

Someone shilled it here last year but I missed out on the first big pump. I just had a hunch it would pump again when the chart started to level and begin to rise a few weeks ago. Got in at $1.75

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>> No.51049070

I like watching my good boy points go up, but it hurts knowing I'll never actually benefit from my FICO score because I'll never be able to afford real estate anywhere worth living

>> No.51049078
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We're in a bear trap (daily) within a bull trap (monthly) within a bear trap (yearly) within a bull trap (centennially)

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>> No.51049094
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So what's the basis for the latest SIGA fud? It seems based on the perception that the outbreak is slowing, media coverage has dropped off, and FDA is more interested in pursuing vaccines than antivirals. Is that it?
Cases will explode when schools start up in the next week, then media will abandon the narrative that monkepox only affects fags, and SIGA will reach ATHs.
Dips in picrel follow a trend. Nothing about this outbreak has fundamentally changed.
There are also huge discrepancies in the number of reported cases, Wikipedia says we've passed 50k cases but monkepoxmeter says we're at 42.7k. This contributes to the perception that things have slowed down

>> No.51049106

How can you be so confident. I've taken half my shares off the table. At this point it's just as likely it will fizzle out and mostly stay a homosex disease.

>> No.51049107
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hello can someone please tell me why 27% of my paycheck is going to the government and what i am getting out of it in return

>> No.51049109

kek somebody post that comic with the guy theorizing about the line going up with his TA in his head. this is it

>> No.51049119

I bought a shit ton of calls last week. Lost it all today. What the fuck do I buy? Tqqq calls? Kek

>> No.51049120

but anon every normie is gay...

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Cases have stagnated so we crab down. I will be holding gaysex bags

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will we see lower in sept than we are now?

>> No.51049153

not gay enough to take diseased cocks up the ass

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>if I zoom out so that it matches my chart that means it must be right

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bros... is this the sign?

>> No.51049176

We're in a wage trap.

>> No.51049192

lol anon animals and kids have gotten it already, its not slowing down they are hiding it lol where was rhe pox found on children? we already know about the dogs anus...

>> No.51049193

No UONE? Racist!

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It's all so tiresome.

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mostly boomer welfare but the occasional war vet or nigger gets a cut as well.

>> No.51049219

Yes. He is based

>> No.51049225

>lol anon animals and kids have gotten it already
Anon, the owners of the dog and at least a few of these kids were a gay couple. Connect the dots.

Look, I'd be more than happy if this thing spreads amongst the normal population (ayy lmao) because I'm still half invested in siga, but I very much doubt it.

>> No.51049235

hahaha, retard

>> No.51049240

That's what they get for prepping so many bulls

>> No.51049239
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What is income security? Also, we just spent more for a global warming bill then we did on our health. God damn this country is being robbed blind

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What did you do with the US savings bonds your grandparents gave you for your birthday?

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Checked... Why does no one realize that old people are given all the ice cream they want when they get put in the retirement home (place to go to die), this faggot actually believes he looks cool wearing a pair of rayban aviators

>> No.51049249

what state?

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do your part then mutha fucker, get out there and live a little...

>> No.51049269

>social security i'll probably never see

>> No.51049277

Reminds me of the anon that showed up to that shilary clinton political rally in like 2016. Pretty sure he made it on the stream and everything lmao

>> No.51049278

>Bro, you are doing something that only a single male with nothing to lose could get away with.
Do you know me? By not extreme I meant that I have my own toilet indoors that I don't re-use toilet paper on. But yeah, I just ghosted a lot of the people I knew but of the ones I kept up with they mostly would never do such a thing and expect me to be back within a year. I've lived here full time since the beginning of the year, I don't miss clown world yet and have had an exceptionally peaceful year.
>be happy or end up dying by a meth fire.
Ayyy, ride or die, brother, this clown world ain't for me.

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>> No.51049292

Cashed them out when I went to college cuz poor

>> No.51049295
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You bought Calls right? You didn't sell the bottom right? You did look at the hourly RSI/MACD right? You did buy something for turnaround Tuesday right?

>> No.51049297

Rent literally dwarfs everything a wagie can do LMAO, you can save ten venti machiatos a day and you'll never make up the money your parents didn't pay for housing!

>> No.51049306
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>Rate my trading desk

>> No.51049317

I'm lovin it

>> No.51049321

>I unironically think young people should stay and live with their parents longer because they can't maintain their finances alone anymore
The reason their finances are shit is because they rent. Because they don't own their parents house. Their parents do.

>> No.51049349

Name something more comfy than trading nuggets futures

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>> No.51049359

i got asked my age at the grocery store because buying beer and said 34 and some like 60 year old woman behind me in line said "hey me too"

>> No.51049360

OK, Hamburglar

>> No.51049365

I buy what I think are good dividend stocks in the sp500 and borrow from the gains to buy more and uncorrelated good dividend stocks while using my job income to pay off the debt.
I'm currently paying 300 in margin a month on dividends of 700.

>> No.51049371

welcome to boomertown anon

>> No.51049375

10/10 mc nuggies

>> No.51049384


Why "bps" views?

>> No.51049396

Dad made 24 an hour 30 years ago and bought my house for 280k.
Dad makes 26 an hour still and owns 3 houses now.
The house is now worth 500k. Must be nice to have been born before everything went to shit,.

>> No.51049398

because 75 basis points

>> No.51049399

>no faggy keyboard without letters
Thats a plus
>no steel battalion controller with 360 to pc adapter
oof that is gonna cost you
>Wood desk (probably pretend wood but really doesn't matter)
Very nice
>laptops instead of a greasy looking shitbox with an ashtray on it
kind of gay homie
>screens galor
can't fault that

Overall, 6/10, fucking fightcade autist

>> No.51049400

are you new faggot? jannies are comped by chinks/kikes/CIA (these are all one entity) for nearly a decade now.

>> No.51049402
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HOLY FUCK ITS GONNA GO UP TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>the bottom

>Gallup's Life Evaluation Index measures the quality of life of Americans by asking respondents if they're "thriving," "struggling," or "suffering." The survey is between 0 to 10. >Those who check four or below are classified as suffering; seven or higher is thriving.

The poll found that 5.6% of Americans rate their lives as "suffering," the highest since the index's inception in 2008.

>> No.51049407

bps = basis points

it's how they define interest rates 100 bps is 1%

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so, what are you fellas doing later?

>> No.51049419
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>How can you be so confident.
I've had the expectation since this outbreak began that monkepox won't just affect the gay community, it will spread through community transmission and affect all of society. I think we've already seen this, there have been lots of anecdotal reports of non-fags contracting monkepox, as well as reverse zoonosis.
There's been a concerted psyop to associate monkepox with gay sex but I'm highly skeptical of that framing. So selling shares is off the table for me, at least until I see how this winter plays out.
Worst case scenario I don't see it dropping below $12 so I'll at least break even

>> No.51049424
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Essentially, midwits make the same mistakes over and over and over again. Cases reported have leveled off worldwide. This leads people to think

You just have to take two fucking seconds to actually use your brain. These are the numbers out of Mexico and india. Keep in mind everything you know about outbreaks in Canada and the US, and everything you know about Mexico and India.

There are people in this very thread who will angrily argue with you that there are no more than 250 cases in the entire country of Mexico, and ten (10) cases in the entire country of India -- a country of over a billion people that has no plan to vaccinate for mpxv -- in support of their argument that cases have leveled off worldwide, and that mpxv will be gone by the end of the year.

Invest with that knowledge wherever you will.

>> No.51049426

shut up nigger, its one of the tamer things ive been banned for

>> No.51049427
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>the bottom
>turnaround Tuesday
>You bought

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Daily cases are falling off. This needs to change before SIGA picks up again. School starting could do it, but it's probably not worth the risk to sit on it and find out. Give it a month and we'll see. It might be down under 17 by then.

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riddle me this, why have I never been sent any one of these so called 'polls' in my life? Does anyone actually receive these polls? Is it possible that all polls are lies?

>> No.51049443

>drops slightly
I remember those weeks of covid kek

>> No.51049444

thread theme

>> No.51049452

Ahhh the general fund. Every politician's favorite money sink.

>> No.51049484
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I'm taking the week off of work. Tonight I'll be chugging beer. And probably play some vidya later.

>> No.51049488 [DELETED] 

hey i blasted this jam during the great american eclipse of 2017 and some bros down the road were all "yeahhh!"

>> No.51049494

When does the floor fall out on housing? The debt market is clearly on thin ice based on credit cards and the auto market. These people can’t hide behind their Zestimates forever.

>> No.51049508

7-day moving average peacked on August 14th. I don't think it's a coincidence that price also peaked on that day. (((They))) knew.

>> No.51049512

The fed won't stop buying mortgage backed securities bro.

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Good man
I agree, there's simply no way cases will level off, we're dealing with a GOF bioweapon with "accelerated evolution". Past outbreaks did not have sustained human-to-human transmission. Not only does the current outbreak have H2H transmission but now there's also reverse zoonosis, the case of the dog being infected. Shills have capitalized on this by saying fags are degenerate and the dog got monkepox through buttsex, but anyone with half a brain can see through that narrative
There are huge variations between the different tracker websites, e.g. wikipedia vs. monkepoxmeter shows a difference of 8,000 cases globally

>> No.51049538

watcha playing bro?

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>> No.51049562

I have some Carvana puts. You're a little late after missing the last few days, but I expect it to drop more over the next couple months. The company is a scam.

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I want it to run wild as much as the enxt guy, and I'm definitely keeping an eye on it, but the way I see it there are better places to have my money right now.
I'm watching for spread in schools and for FDA trial results. I will very likely be back in that stock before the end of the year once I start seeing those things.

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are you trading bicmacs to mcfeasts

some calls yes

>> No.51049587

I feel like I am having deja vu. I swear the last time we had a guy shorting Carvana, he got justed and then spent several days crying about it being some kind of mafia backed ponzie.

>> No.51049594

anyone short zoom? I was thinking of it but keep forgetting about earnings plays, the last one I was thinking of was match

>> No.51049598

that would probably be the least schizo thing posted in /smg/ desu bruv

>> No.51049601

>some kind of mafia backed ponzie
prove him wrong
protip: you can't

>> No.51049607

I dunno about you guys but I'm going to start investing in myself.

>> No.51049608

Can I get a quick rundown of today


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That's fair. I'm maintaining my price average around $12 but profit is profit, more power to you

>> No.51049623

How tied to covid news is zoom?

>> No.51049624

When are they gonna stop raising rates?

>> No.51049628
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Where can I get Wendy's in yurop? I ate a baconator after 3 years of not eating Wendys at IAH since I moved to yurop. I forgot how good they were, how I missed them.

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Rate hikes will continue until morale improves.

>> No.51049639


Saudi Arabian Energy Minister Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman said “extreme” volatility and lack of liquidity mean the futures market is increasingly disconnected from fundamentals and OPEC+ may be forced to cut production

Oil bros

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>déjà vu is best understood as a symptom of temporal lobe epilepsy or schizophrenia

altought deja vu is quite common in healthy people those who have it frequently may have mild epilepsy, do you get seasick or motion sick easy playing videogames?

>> No.51049645

>Can I get a quick rundown of today
fed tightening to continue has spooked the spookers

>> No.51049651

>I unironically think young people should stay and live with their parents
I dont have parents, cool advice I guess, boomer.

>> No.51049653

only when I try to do word search puzzles in a moving vehicle

>> No.51049654
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I finally got Elden Ring, so I'll give that a shot. I also downloaded Star Wars Republic Commando. And I want to see if it still holds up.

>> No.51049658

isnt love beautiful?

>> No.51049664

Moved to the country, have satellite internet now, I miss playing Hunt. Can't wait for Starlink to be available here.

>> No.51049667

damn bro I kinda want to play ER but I just don't have the patience for those autist type games

>> No.51049670

>Star Wars Republic Commando
incredibly based, vode

>> No.51049673

Thanks for being civil about it, fren. My average was around $12 as well. Stop loss was at $23 and tripped late last week. I'd love to see it drop maybe $5 more before schools start having a problem with it and it runs to like $80.

>> No.51049679

How does SQQQ look for tomorrow?

>> No.51049683

well that's quite common no need to have brain abnormalities for that

>> No.51049685

When was that? I already made a profit with puts on it from May to June and it's been going downhill for a year now. No idea if it's mafia, but the father of the CEO is a conman with a history, and while it's not technically a ponzi, it is a fraud scheme to take money from investors and transfer assets to their inner circle.

>> No.51049686

thread theme

>> No.51049695

She kissed his teeth

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SQQQ is going to triple from here

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I certainly hope so

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>> No.51049734

I don't know, it is probably and conveniently on the old archive that isn't around anymore. It was definitely within the last two years though.

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As the original Hunt showdown shill, I hope your having fun. Make sure to hide in the bushes and scream nigger nigger nigger when someone walks while you shotgun blast them.

>> No.51049753

What do you mean? If they lived in their parents' house longer with a small rent of like $100/month their living expenses would be tiny compared to moving into another house entirely and paying out the ass. They would be able to gather more of a nestegg and they would be able to get a mortgage with that so they wouldn't have to pay rent out the ass and instead they would own an apartment for example which they would pay down. And if they wanted to move they could sell their apartment later and hopefully at an inflated cost.

Of course this depends on real estate not shitting the bed the moment Zoomer-kun takes a mortgage lol

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I got an unappealable ban for violating US law because I brought up the fact that the 91st Cyber Brigade shills extremely heavily on 4chan, possibly even running the site itself. They're organized as an information warfare national guard unit in Bowling Green, VA so that they can target Americans living on American soil more easily than if they were army or DoD.

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>OPEC+ may be forced to cut production

Oh no, how awful

>> No.51049779
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Can gross white guys like that really get qt asian gfs like that? How much does he make to offset his reddit vibe?

>> No.51049780

>Hey guys, what's me make Joe shit his pants
God imagine 4 dollar gas again right before the midterms

>> No.51049781

a rare based redditor

>> No.51049782 [DELETED] 

>Bowling Green, VA
based, im looking at property there. I can shitpost from across the street from the fed honeypot? waow.

>> No.51049787 [DELETED] 

Go Army! Thank you for your service!

>> No.51049790
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So SQQQ is still a buy, right? I’m not too late to join the party?
>your 50 car is subsidized once for only 7.5k

>> No.51049796

parents, grandparents, cousins, relatives, foster parents, etc. you catch the drift

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>He had a virgin birth
Lol get fucked jesus

>> No.51049814

Think about your own personal standards for strange foreign pussy, and understand that women also have those same standards for strange foreign dick

>> No.51049816

>sell current car for 10k
>get 7.5k tax credit on electric vehicle
how do i profit from this

>> No.51049820

>woman have the same standards

>> No.51049824

bros.. what the fuck happened today, i was at work and couldn't pay attention.
are we going to go back to the lows?

>> No.51049826

Or it's the equivalent of a mail order bride

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>> No.51049841

well that too, most of those I have seen have get really fat though

>> No.51049843

I got a ban from /pol/ for trying to start a troll campaign to get a black woman put on the penny to replace Abraham Lincoln, then start another troll campaign simultaneously complaining that itsa black woman on the least valuable piece of us currency.

>> No.51049844

Retail is finally begining to notice that the fed is full of shit

>> No.51049848

Is this water fucked up?

>> No.51049853 [DELETED] 

Because the chuds on 4chan won't stop spreading dangerous misinformation about there being a recession (transitory (actually a good thing))

>> No.51049863

I'm not even a bull or bear but it was clear that the market got oversold today and there is going to be a rebound tomorrow. The market will sell off again this week until Jerome Powell speaks this Friday.

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Sup 91st, did I trigger your post alert again?

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A guy I work with who is just as gross and nerdy as that dude captured a gook just like him. He had to marry her over there and would fly back and forth to Cambodia to be with her. He sent her 800 a month for her family to live like kings and queens. Then he eventually brought her back to the states and married her. We called him Butters. His real name is Michael Myers....
TLDR; If you love Asian pussy and don't want to be alone, you can pay for it. Just like anything in life, you have to work for it still.

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>> No.51049899 [DELETED] 

kek butthurt jannie detected

>> No.51049900
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Bravo on utilizing the time you have on this planet.

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>> No.51049914

options expiry

>> No.51049915

PRTY anon here, was green in a red ass market

nice meme

>> No.51049920

bear rally is over. Bond market stopped sucking its own farts.

>> No.51049921
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lmao really doing your jobs here (related to the market of course)

>> No.51049929

that was really weird, I guess anon was telling the truth

>> No.51049931

WTF I thought that'd be at least 50%.

>> No.51049933

I know a guy like that also. But while he was at work she was cheating on him with Chad lol. He caught her once and they worked it out. The second time he kicked out and filed for divorce. Wanted to really screw her and have the government revoke her visa but I don't he managed to do it.

>> No.51049957
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>"reeeeeeeeeeee walmart dehumanizes workers"
>hitachi construction workers physically exercise and rally up every day for four years straight while building a nuclear power plant

>> No.51049956

that's a lot of words to say be rich and the quality of your woman is the quantity of your money.

>> No.51049958
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Which Chink ipo should I lose the rest of my money on tomorrow?

GSUN poster show yourself! I could have made it big with GCT but you made me lose money on this chinx scam

>> No.51049964

Friends, I got a new job. Nobody in my life really cares so I am blogging for you all.
I will soon manage town assets. Me, a dumb anon.
We are all going to make it.
Also my portfolio is crabbing along but pays a nice yield. Life sometimes can be ok.

>> No.51049966
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>fightstick with an actual stick
Very cute and retro but let's see you do a standing 720

>> No.51049973

underrated + 1st reply. Updoot.

>> No.51049980

I got a new job too at a rival company. They pay a lot more plus benefits. Only downside is all my commission pay is added onto my last paycheck of the month.

>> No.51049982

Have you not seen the minnie mouse poster, telling you which stocks to short?
GSUN is one of them...

>> No.51049984

You just described how poor people live. Accept that you are poor.

>> No.51049990
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My fat cousin got knocked up by an illegal. Then they got married because they feared Trump was going to kick him out of the country. He was working with my Aunt as a union electrician apprentice and quit because he wanted to smoke weed. So he got a job at Target where he was banging some super fat chick in warehouse. He got fired from that job too. So my fat cousin is now divorced with a spic baby. I love my liberal gay ass family. I was called racist because I originally told her he is using you for a green card.

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>> No.51049999

Invest in a gallon of ice cream a day and I guarantee you'll see gains

>> No.51050001

More like

>> No.51050011
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No one said to short it on the date that I bought it.

Think I'll throw the last remaining cash I have it another chink ipo and hope I get a 2x at least. if not going to debtmax to buy into a tech bootcamp and spend the next 4 months preparing to go into the wagecage

>> No.51050026
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QYLD is a good investment

>> No.51050030

Your bait post has nothing to do with the conversation, but there's a clear difference between a performative dance routine in front of customers and construction workers warming up before their shift. Construction workers in the state do group stretches before their shift too.

>> No.51050039

Heck, nice. My pay is going to jump significantly from this move. Commute going to be a bitch but new car may help.

>> No.51050044

>in the state
in the States

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Same I've been buying udemy courses for a while and got done exercising equipment. Thinking bout doing workshops and labs so I can get a high earning tech job so I have more money to throw at soxl while it's under 20 dollars

>> No.51050055

Hope gas for you friendo.

>> No.51050065

Put everything I have into something someone on Reddit told me was going to 1000x because another stock did it once before and just assume it's going to happen the same way again and become so rich I can just pass on income

>> No.51050080
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same, on the first month of a new job. pay much more than the previous competitor, better healthcare and less work. WAGMI.

>> No.51050081 [DELETED] 

Lmao, the absolute state of glowniggers. They deleted my post about the 91st Cyber Brigade shilling on 4chan, and also all references to it.

>> No.51050087

its ineffecient for growth or protection of wealth.

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it was observed.
im buying

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what do they shill?

>> No.51050122

Is that your tent or are you just giving an early sunrise to some unsuspecting camper?

>> No.51050124

We know, glowniggers are pathetic.

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We definitely are not shilling BLUE. and we never shilled CCXI.

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I bought SOXL at 17.10 and 16.95.
I'm gonna be rich.

>> No.51050148

WAGMI investment fund when?
Clearly we have a few wrinkle brains here.

>> No.51050149

Land O Lakes extra melt american cheese loaf.

>> No.51050154

the twist is hes got a 9 inch hog and 500k net worth

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I would, unironically, trust my money to an /smg/ investment fund.

>> No.51050206


>> No.51050210 [DELETED] 

Posting from a different IP because the mexican women at the 91st Cyber Brigade are on full damage control mode right now.

Spread the word anon, it's the only way to defeat them. What they're doing is illegal under the Hatch Act.

Pro-government, pro-Biden, pro-alphabet soup propaganda. They exist to protect the current political establishment and prevent the people who use this site from ever accomplishing anything. They're extremely active on /k/ and /pol/, but they have post alerts set up for all the other boards too if you mention them.

>> No.51050211

I am not willing to play roulette on a CRBP pajeet play worming itself in there

>> No.51050224

>Clearly we have a few wrinkle brains here.
Don't know what you're basing that on. All your faggot tripcucks got wiped out as soon as QE infinity stopped

>> No.51050234

he is so weaselly just like all the other fed chairmen

>> No.51050294

15% vix move does mean high probability of a green day, I wouldn't count on it lasting.

>> No.51050296

Currently HNDL and JEPI.

>> No.51050320

I'll give you one hint. I wouldn't bet on oil until midterms pass ;)

>> No.51050390

Jews aren't a race. Wtf?

>> No.51050650

Fellow GME holder i see

>> No.51051000

>spends 72k a year on living
You're either mentally handicapped or live in Malibu. Either way you're dumb as fuck

>> No.51051070

I don't understand your math

>> No.51051139

>6k a month
>12 months a year
>6 x 12 = 72
Did that help

>> No.51051163

Yes... but that number doesn't represent what I said... I said that I'm saving $6k/mo ($72k/yr) AFTER expenses. I didn't tell you what I spend per month

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