/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51038659]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51038692]

EVERYTHING I OWN IS... RED

[Anonymous No.51038701]

I would like a refund on my portfolio

[Anonymous No.51038707]

>>51038692
I OWN NOTHING AND I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU

[Anonymous No.51038713]

splitting threads again faggots

[Anonymous No.51038722]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51038726]

the urge...to not slurp the gaysex dipperino...is unbearable....

[Anonymous No.51038725]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

[Anonymous No.51038737]

go back up please

[Anonymous No.51038741]

REAL THREAD NO GAY MOUTH SHIT
>>51038663

>>51038663

>>51038663

[Anonymous No.51038742]

*ahem*
fuck jannies, buy lithium

[Anonymous No.51038748]

What stock to buy ?

[Anonymous No.51038749]

SNAP

[Anonymous No.51038754]

I guess we're just going to red crab all day huh?

[Anonymous No.51038755]

>>51038741
this F is for you lad

[Anonymous No.51038757]

>25 shares of EQNR
>13 shares of OXY
>8 shares of CLP
>13 of STNE
I'm in it for the comfy long haul boys

[Anonymous No.51038762]

no refunds

[Anonymous No.51038778]

>>51038741
>>51038755
fuck jannies did it again .. FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.51038783]

hehe SQQQ go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.51038785]

Buy puts, everything starts to crab. EPIC

[Anonymous No.51038786]

I love the USD wrecking ball

[Anonymous No.51038787]

>>51038748
$PLL

[Anonymous No.51038788]

>>51038659

never gonna give (you) up...

[Anonymous No.51038790]

>>51038692
Ive become so accustomed to this feeling over the last year.
Not bad though I’m over 30% down overall and have a feeling I will lose at very least another 30% before end of the year.
Money and earning it is honestly a fools game.
Either you have it or you don’t.waging ive realized at the age of 42 is a dead end street.
Fuck the stock market
Fuck crypto
Fuck jannies
Etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.51038794]

oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.51038798]

what is the official thread theme for today lads?

[Anonymous No.51038803]

I think I’m gonna snooozzzzeeee

[Anonymous No.51038806]

why is APE pumping?

[Anonymous No.51038808]

SOXS chads wya?

[Anonymous No.51038818]

I liked 2020 better

[Anonymous No.51038820]

Up 0.11%. Hedges working as intended

[Anonymous No.51038821]

>>51038794
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51038822]

[Anonymous No.51038825]

WTF is APE some spin off of AMC or some NFT scam?

[Anonymous No.51038829]

>Amazon trying to buy another healthcare position.
I told you chuds to get into amazon. Theyre going to take over the whole world.

[Anonymous No.51038835]

Why exactly is everything dumping again?

[Anonymous No.51038841]

>>51038835
jews

[Anonymous No.51038842]

Morning fellas
Thanks for the free money last week, BBBbaggies

[Anonymous No.51038843]

>>51038692
I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be me
I don't wanna be
Me anymore

[Anonymous No.51038845]

I miss the good ol days when Spy was making +/- 3% moves every day. Can we get a -3% today?

[Anonymous No.51038848]

Which stock is the best energy play lads? KMI / RRC / CHK?

Quick anon, which us companies ship natural gas to europe?

[Anonymous No.51038849]

It's great having %90 of my portfolio in oil stocks, every day is a new adventure

[Anonymous No.51038853]

>>51038749
what do you think her russian toes taste like? And when will BBBY continue to dump? is reddit really trying to squeeze another squoze?

[Anonymous No.51038859]

>>51038829
>AMZN currently down 4% and drilling

kys

[Anonymous No.51038862]

bobros I demand more

[Anonymous No.51038864]

>>51038849
is that adventure losing money

[Anonymous No.51038875]

>>51038859
kek is that the roastie pm?

[Anonymous No.51038882]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.51038883]

>oil
LMAO

[Anonymous No.51038896]

>>51038859
Its drilling because they just made an offer retard. That always happens when a company offers to buy another. This is where you accumulate.

[Anonymous No.51038907]

>>51038864

yeah

[Anonymous No.51038917]

>>51038835
Because everyone realized July as a fake and gay exit pump bear rally where Jpow was too dovish and sent all the fed members out to throw cold water on it, everyone started fomoing in and they needed to pay this years tution for their kids and fall wardrobes, now they’re dumping it since the real economy is still fucked and it’s only getting worse from here

[Anonymous No.51038918]

First

[Anonymous No.51038927]

>>51038862
when greedy bobos are at play, the bottom is here to stay

[Anonymous No.51038936]

>>51038835
Because the whole Fed is going to pivot and we go back to all time highs - even though inflation is sky high, even though rates are no longer 0%, even though there is QT instead of QE, even though S&P forward earnings multiple was at x19 (very high) once again - is now under challenge.

[Anonymous No.51038939]

>>51038829
I remember joking telling a friend "it's never too late to buy Amazon" a few years ago but it's kind of true.

[Anonymous No.51038941]

shorted

[Anonymous No.51038942]

>>51038918

[Anonymous No.51038947]

>>51038907
Don't worry. I hold uranium stocks and oil stocks I feel your pain. I'm in the negative on UUUU because politicians would rather make retarded decisions than do what's best for their country.

[Anonymous No.51038953]

>>51038845
No, I bought puts today. Expect 0% eod

[Anonymous No.51038957]

LOOK THAT
LOOK AT IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.51038958]

WHY AM I LOSING MONEY EVERYDAY THE LAST WEEK AND A HALF

[Anonymous No.51038959]

>>51038936
>is now
Wasn't this realized last week?

[Anonymous No.51038960]

they keep halting ape before it hits 10 lol

[Anonymous No.51038964]

>>51038835
Because inflation being zero percent MoM even as oil tanked was actually a terrible sign. The chinese housing market is falling apart in spite of desperate attempts by the bank to keep it aloft with cheap liquidity, and the US housing market is now showing substantial weakness. Finally, Europe's inflation situation is even worse, still rising linearly despite falling oil prices and technical recession, implying fundamental problems in the money supply. In short, the last few weeks were a baseless relief rally, performed in utter disregard for the economic reality.

[Anonymous No.51038965]

>>51038936
>even though there is QT instead of QE
LOL

[Anonymous No.51038982]

Why are we dumping? lol

[Anonymous No.51038985]

How's your trading day going, smiggers. Still sitting on the sidelines on EQNR (long) and BILL (short) here.

[Anonymous No.51038990]

>BERLIN, Aug 21 (Reuters) - German Economy Minister Robert Habeck ruled out on Sunday extending the lifespan of the country's three remaining nuclear power plants in order to save gas, saying it would save at most 2 percent of gas use.

two percent is a lot and Germans would rather freeze to death than pivot on their policy kek

[Anonymous No.51038993]

AMC getting halted more than BBBY is some crazy shit, getting some big warning bells like when you feel like a sick animal or person is about to die

[Anonymous No.51038998]

>>51038958
>he bought the bobo rally

[Anonymous No.51039004]

>>51038835
refer to
>>51038841

[Anonymous No.51039019]

Buttcorn flat

[Anonymous No.51039028]

Coal bros

[Anonymous No.51039032]

>OIL TRANNY PRINCESS CHUDS

KWAB

>>51038990
holy shit krauts on a literal suicide mission good riddance

[Anonymous No.51039034]

>>51038990
>saying it would save at most 2 percent of gas use.
he forgot to mention you'd get cheap electricity too

woops

[Anonymous No.51039037]

DRV pumps after i sold out of it thinking it'd drop all the way to 30 and i could slurp before normoids caught on to the housing crash

[Anonymous No.51039038]

RIP memestock goyim

[Anonymous No.51039047]

I don't feel so good bros

[Anonymous No.51039051]

>>51038692
based

[Anonymous No.51039052]

>>51038993
lol apes gonna moonshot leaving bbby and gme baggies seething lmao even

[Anonymous No.51039056]

The next 10 minutes will tell you how today is going to go, if it pumps by 10:20am it could go either way or if it lets down we giga dump lower and we drill into the close with an extreme sour hour

[Anonymous No.51039062]

>>51039047
Imagine still supporting blizzard in anyway after 2002

[Anonymous No.51039076]

Should I buy SIGA or GOVX

[Anonymous No.51039079]

I think meme stocks are done after the BBBY fiasco. I made out like a bandit on that cause i got in early but so many normoids got burned i don't think they'll go in for the hype again

[Anonymous No.51039086]

What's a good WWIII play?

[Anonymous No.51039095]

WE are here

[Anonymous No.51039096]

>>51039032
>>51039034
How do people cope being German right now? Even in our corrupt as fuck American governemnt these people would not be getting re-elected. Thankfully our corporate lobbying is strong enough that we at least don't have to worry about Joe Brandon freezing us half to death

[Anonymous No.51039097]

>>51039047
that one's going into the milking chamber

[Anonymous No.51039100]

Uh, what's going with WEBR?

[Anonymous No.51039102]

spy hit -1.5%, I think we're free falling now.

[Anonymous No.51039104]

>>51039086
intel

[Anonymous No.51039106]

>>51038659
>20% in 1 hour

Someone is getting shafted.

[Anonymous No.51039107]

>>51039086
oil, US steel, canned food producers, especially canned meats

[Anonymous No.51039108]

The real low key chads were the king coalchads all along.

[Anonymous No.51039112]

>>51038990
Fucking Jewmoney
Fucking WEF

[Anonymous No.51039114]

>>51039047
blizzard north was the real "blizzard" who created all the legendaric games from diablo to starcrafts. there is almost nobody from the original team anymore in the company it's only clueless zoomers and they realized that and sold company to microsoft

[Anonymous No.51039116]

>>51039095
no we are here

[Anonymous No.51039117]

>>51039076
GOVX is the more explosive play but it's probably going to bleed out to around a dollar unless some news comes out

[Anonymous No.51039120]

so they gave out 1 APE share for every AMC share

for every 100 APE you have you have one preferred share which has the voting power of 100 AMC shares

this whole thing is one big scam to allow adam to seize the voting power he needs to dilute AMC on the baggies again isn't it? lmao

[Anonymous No.51039130]

>>51039047
>talent marketing specialist
destroyer of success

[Anonymous No.51039133]

>>51038808
Based Lego reference

[Anonymous No.51039134]

This ape shit is hilarious by the way
>AMC wants to dilute further to raise cash
>Shareholders say no
>Make a new stock and hand it out as a dividend rather than a traditional split of regular AMC stock
>New stock comes with a clause allowing AMC to dilute it without authorization
>Combined AMC and APE price moon because redditors are too stupid to notice that they're being set up for a blatant rug pull

[Anonymous No.51039143]

>>51039100
People getting a jump on next years grilling season, by buying new Weber grills.
Get in while you can, bucko.

[Anonymous No.51039144]

just sold some 0dte naked SPY calls to go and buy some ACTUAL land o lakes american cheese. do NOT trust the pre-sliced / pre-packaged cheese it's not the same product that you get when the deli professional slices it. you can only imagine my anger when i came home to discover my cheese was fraudulent.

[Anonymous No.51039152]

Sell my puts early, everything tanks the second later. WTF????

[Anonymous No.51039155]

>mfw i realise I'm going to be holding my uranium positions for 50 years while the politicians do everything in their power to keep nuclear down

[Anonymous No.51039160]

>>51038848

QUICK LADS

[Anonymous No.51039161]

>>51038825
Some kind of dividend payment to reward the bag holders.

[Anonymous No.51039165]

SAVA was the only green thing today on my short watchlist. That scam company is always up to some fuckery but I like this lottery ticket I bought today

[Anonymous No.51039166]

>>51039134
The goyem castrate themselves.

[Anonymous No.51039168]

>>51039120
The point of APE is that Adam can dilute APE itself almost twofold without needing authorization

[Anonymous No.51039170]

7 halts for ape so far

[Anonymous No.51039171]

>>51038808
I enjoyed your pic.

[Anonymous No.51039174]

>>51039155
Nuclear doesn't have the money to bribe them

[Anonymous No.51039178]

>other colony member killed my father
>who was a retarded tribal
>who was attacking to kill us
>-80 relations
this is never going away will it?

[Anonymous No.51039179]

>staring at GRFX since opening 3$

How do i garner a bigger appetite for risk in myself?

[Anonymous No.51039182]

>>51039160
i don't know :(((((((

[Anonymous No.51039190]

>>51039155
>there were people unrionically shilling this shit for months

lmao.

[Anonymous No.51039191]

>>51038808
based

[Anonymous No.51039200]

describe the dark forest to me will you mumu

[Anonymous No.51039201]

sirs they are redeeming

[Anonymous No.51039204]

USDbros…

[Anonymous No.51039205]

>>51039178
i d-don't know bro

[Anonymous No.51039207]

>>51039178
sorry about your village sir

[Anonymous No.51039221]

>>51039178
based organ farming simulator

[Anonymous No.51039226]

>>51039200
dark forest theory is about being fucking silent and not giving away your location to the whole fucking universe bro

[Anonymous No.51039236]

>>51038947

I traded UUUU last year, it was good to me, I want to rebuy at some point, but right now I'm too busy getting cucked on oil.

[Anonymous No.51039243]

>leg down
It’s over! Sell Sell Sell

[Anonymous No.51039245]

>>51038859
>msm on browser frontpage is still shilling Amazon
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.51039244]

I laugh when I hear that reddit has no brains.

[Anonymous No.51039259]

SOXL sissies, wtf happened

[Anonymous No.51039266]

can someone explain why niggas sell when other niggas are selling? what kind of normie shit is that?

[Anonymous No.51039268]

>>51039076
Both will give you an ulcer if you buy in now, jussayin.
I swung traded SIGA up to the top and snickered all the way, but now I sort of regret it because I have to watch this motherfucker as it does its stupid spikey shit every single morning -- which is likely going to continue for months until the happening happens.

[Anonymous No.51039277]

soxl more like soxSOLD

[Anonymous No.51039285]

>>51039277

[Anonymous No.51039286]

>>51039259
soxl should be pushing down still before it starts to climb with rest of the market

[Anonymous No.51039288]

>>51039259
its just a pullback with the market I wouldn't worry too much (yet)

[Anonymous No.51039290]

Why did VIX gap up 10% today?

[Anonymous No.51039293]

So what's the doomsday thesis this week bearschizos?

[Anonymous No.51039301]

>>51039259

the question you should be asking is why was SOXL over $15 in the first place.

[Anonymous No.51039317]

>>51039293
>So what's the doomsday thesis this week bearschizos?

same as it ever was.

[Anonymous No.51039329]

>>51039293
Econ collapse same as it always was

[Anonymous No.51039331]

Kisame, the market is extra gay today. We're leaving.

[Anonymous No.51039335]

>>51039155
Ah, don't even talk about it.
Not that I bought uranium, but I kinda hoped these shitstains will get the hint.
Instead I got news about researchers making a prototype of artificial water leaves that are supposed to make oxygen and fuel, horseshit, complete horseshit.

[Anonymous No.51039343]

>>51039293
The recession that got priced out needs t be priced back in because there was no reason to think it was avoidable.

[Anonymous No.51039355]

>wake up this morning
>see amc at $12
>my amc $15 8/26 puts are worth $0.50

How is this possible

[Anonymous No.51039367]

GRFX line go up hehe

[Anonymous No.51039369]

>>51039355
IV

[Anonymous No.51039370]

>>51039293
Gold to 20,000. Same as it always was.

[Anonymous No.51039372]

>>51039370
based precious metal chad

[Anonymous No.51039373]

I have AMZN/330 puts.
What do you have?

[Anonymous No.51039376]

>>51039355
It was a split kinda

[Anonymous No.51039378]

algos are starting to buy

[Anonymous No.51039381]

I can confirm I learned TA since I shorted the absolute top

>>/biz/thread/S50880676#p50881543

[Anonymous No.51039388]

>>51039293
Summer rally was just a game of chicken. You can't expect jews to sit on cash piles for an entire year during 8% inflation without getting a game going. That it ended before Labor Day when it usually runs to late September is indicative of how fucked things are.

[Anonymous No.51039394]

>>51039243
?But my markets are green on the yearly now since this morning...

[Anonymous No.51039401]

a jannie deleted a pepe with a penis lol? why?

[Anonymous No.51039403]

Nasdaq down 5% in 3 trading days. I fucking hate bear faggots. No mercy or remorse when we reach new highs next week. Greedy faggots.

[Anonymous No.51039412]

>>51039370
Unfathomably based

Also check'em

[Anonymous No.51039415]

>>51039381
That's some good TA. I personally like to read the bones of animal cadavers

[Anonymous No.51039417]

>>51039370
Based Austrian

[Anonymous No.51039421]

>>51039415
big if true.

[Anonymous No.51039424]

Why is no one talking about the EUR getting flipped

[Anonymous No.51039426]

>>51039378
Scalping
>>51039401
Probably because of the dick poster

[Anonymous No.51039435]

hey mumus whats being priced in now?

[Anonymous No.51039437]

>>51039178
Sooner that bags mumus will be holding.

[Anonymous No.51039438]

>>51039376
So how does that affect option holders pre-split? Every strike price has zero open interest right now.

[Anonymous No.51039440]

>>51039437
Jaxxon's Hole

[Anonymous No.51039441]

>>51039403
t. Dotcom bagholder

[Anonymous No.51039443]

Is there CPI data this week

[Anonymous No.51039444]

>>51039401
Jannie is a miltant mumu redditor, heavily invested in BBBY. Be patient with her(him).

[Anonymous No.51039445]

>>51039160
ET, especially for the divvy.
COP
XOM

NTR if you want a commodity play with a solid divvy.

[Anonymous No.51039448]

>>51039401
/smg/ is a whore posting thread only, no dicks

[Anonymous No.51039449]

>>51039086
LMT

[Anonymous No.51039453]

>>51039412
>>51039370
>>51039372
HUI turned green

[Anonymous No.51039459]

July-August:
>bad gdp print
>technical recession confirmed
>>NOOOOOOO IT'S NOT A RECESSION IT'S CANCELLED
>>INFLATION (((REDUCTION))) ACT
>>HURR DURR LOOK AT OIL THANKS BRANDON
>holy fuck recession cancelled
>buy leddit buy buy
was this the most obvious mumu trap in history?

[Anonymous No.51039460]

>>51039443
not for 3 more weeks for the next release

[Anonymous No.51039463]

So, what were the circuit breaker levels again?

[Anonymous No.51039467]

>>51039453

[Anonymous No.51039470]

>mfw I was holding AMC puts and forgot about APE
that was all my money

would it be hard to kill adam aron? would it make the share price go down? can I get the SEC to investigate him for manipulating his own stocks price?

[Anonymous No.51039471]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jn8378lDPQ

[Anonymous No.51039472]

Lmao my cash position is gaining like 0.5% per day.

[Anonymous No.51039473]

Thank God SIGA went back down after pumping right out of the gates this morning. I was getting ready to neck myself. Please keep going down for a bit so that I can buy back in cheap, please. PLEASE, I NEED THIS.

[Anonymous No.51039475]

Bought 420 c 8/26. Tesla split gonna pump the markets

[Anonymous No.51039477]

>>51039438
If it was a regular split the strike price would be cut in half. But this is a dividend into a new ticker thanks to hebrew tricks so I actually don't know the details of how options are handled.

[Anonymous No.51039480]

>>51039443
Sep 13 is the next one

[Anonymous No.51039481]

>>51039086
SQM. You’re gonna need iodine after the nukes go off

[Anonymous No.51039488]

>>51039459
when SP500 didn't blow through the 200 day sma, it became pretty apparent

[Anonymous No.51039496]

>$2 trillion spending bill
>how could inflation happen, is it Putin??

[Anonymous No.51039499]

>>51039470
post loss porn

[Anonymous No.51039504]

>>51039496
Winter vagina.

[Anonymous No.51039509]

This is barely shit,wait until thursday

[Anonymous No.51039511]

>>51039496
pulter has hacked the build back blacker bill

[Anonymous No.51039512]

>>51039290
War! We're goin' to war!

[Anonymous No.51039515]

>>51039488
that's only apparent in hindsight astrology tard.

[Anonymous No.51039513]

holy shit I literally am down 20k since thursday

fuck this fake and gay red market

[Anonymous No.51039518]

>>51039460
GDP on Thursday PCE on Friday

[Anonymous No.51039523]

>>51039509
bobo looks like a walrus here

[Anonymous No.51039529]

>>51039463
I doubt we’ll hit 7%, but we may come close

[Anonymous No.51039530]

and just like that ape will forever dump

[Anonymous No.51039531]

>>51039499
the only loss is the liquidity
WHERES MY FUCKING LIQUIDITY
NOWHERE
THEYRE NONSTANDARD OPTIONS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD 10K ON FRIDAY FUCK

[Anonymous No.51039536]

>>51039355
You got jewed

[Anonymous No.51039549]

>>51039445

which one do you prefer? XOM or COP?

[Anonymous No.51039558]

>>51039515
even non-astrology tards(like myself) follow that one and it was one day in hindsight so not a huge amount of time

[Anonymous No.51039564]

>>51039513
We're you really surprised by a pull back in one the most objectively overbought rallies in history?

[Anonymous No.51039566]

>>51039536
What is their genetic connection with massive breasts?

[Anonymous No.51039568]

>>51039459
>>51039488
It was fake and gay all along. The IRA is actively fighting everything the fed has been trying to do, that’s how retarded Brandon and Congress is. The consoomers have been running up credit card debt all summer especially since this was the real 1st summer with no wuflu restrictions, so people just went crazy with trips and spending. September is when reality sets back in and all that debt starts becoming due

[Anonymous No.51039579]

So,why is russia green?

[Anonymous No.51039580]

lol what a fucking joke, literally every single semiconductor company is down ~3%, and the entire market is moving in unison. Meanwhile there's no new information. Fuck Big Money man they have absolutely no idea what they're doing, speculative faggots just cock fighting with billions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.51039590]

>already down 10% on the 3x natural gas position I opened today

[Anonymous No.51039599]

>>51039335
Infuriating. But, hell, I'll hold for a lifetime out of spite.

[Anonymous No.51039607]

>>51039590
Not even I'm this retarded.

[Anonymous No.51039608]

>>51039579
Its not? Moex is slightly red.

[Anonymous No.51039609]

Word of warning to you "peak inflation" bulls... My poop today was very sticky. And I even had to go twice.

[Anonymous No.51039612]

>>51039580
>lol what a fucking joke, literally every single semiconductor company is down ~3%, and the entire market is moving in unison.

the only joke here is that you invested in Pelosi's pump and dump scheme lmao.

[Anonymous No.51039615]

>>51039566
They were what the ancient stories that depict sirens that mimmic attractive women to lure men into sinking their ships.

[Anonymous No.51039619]

>>51039590
natgas trades like a shitcoin
rip anon

[Anonymous No.51039621]

why did it go down
anyone care to explain?

[Anonymous No.51039633]

>>51039580
>no big news
Lol, demand for semis is dropping because we are in a fucking recession

[Anonymous No.51039634]

>>51039549
Personally I'm in XOM, but my friend who is a higher up in a related energy company likes COP better.
He knows more about the sector than I do, so I'd lean towards COP.

[Anonymous No.51039636]

>>51039580
>no idea what they are doing
they just tricked retail into a massive pnd

[Anonymous No.51039639]

>>51039621
Our economy is fake.

[Anonymous No.51039643]

>>51039488
Remember the crazy momentary dump last Tuesday when we hit that level?

[Anonymous No.51039653]

>>51039621
It turns out literally nothing has changed since the conditions that made it dump all the way from January to Memorial Day

[Anonymous No.51039658]

>>51039558
everybody follows the most common smas it means literally nothing.. could've retraced back / flat for 1-2 days and break it with the low August volume, then you will just pick the next arbitrary straw which fits your tea leaves narrative

[Anonymous No.51039661]

>>51038726
I sold, it's an std and everyone is sick and tired of the degenerate faggots so if it's only faggots getting it then nobody is going to give a shit and no moon for SIGA

[Anonymous No.51039670]

>>51039621
-its nearing september
-september is the worst trading month of the year
-inflation hasn't stopped
-supply chains are still being purposefully held up to create artificial scarcity
-jewish schemitar ends on september
-we are still using fiat currency

[Anonymous No.51039671]

>>51039621
it go up biggly, then it go down a bit
perhaps it will go up biggly more after. it be do like that sometimes

[Anonymous No.51039672]

>>51039608
Oh,i was looking at the cfd

[Anonymous No.51039673]

>>51039580
children, please look at this post, this is what we call "cope"

[Anonymous No.51039679]

>>51039661

>tfw I've been trying to tell SIGA bagholders this for months

[Anonymous No.51039685]

>>51039661
Besides the fact that every hospital and pharmacy will have to stock TPOXX

[Anonymous No.51039689]

>>51039671
The truth

[Anonymous No.51039697]

>>51039155
>He thinks they can prevent the inevitable
The frozen krauts will pump my bags or perish

[Anonymous No.51039698]

>>51039636
>>51039633
>>51039612
Long term [as in 1 to 5 yr] charts actually look stupid good. Anyone calling for the economic collapse of the US right now is monumentally retarded. Don't you understand yet that the US is going to gaslight the entire planet and abuse the status of the US dollar infinitely? Will it work forever? No. Will it all come crashing down within our lifetimes? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.51039700]

...at least I tried.

[Anonymous No.51039704]

Liquidated my entire portfolio of vanguard index funds this morning.

Burry was right to go all cash.

We are headed for the biggest crash since 2008. I will be back in once we hit -40% from ATH.

[Anonymous No.51039706]

Time to Slurp ladies and Gentlemen. The bull is about to be prepped for the #LunchPump

[Anonymous No.51039707]

aaaand that! was the bottom

[Anonymous No.51039718]

>>51039658
if everyone follows it then it's real, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.51039724]

Uncle Jerome has no choice but to bust the markets cheeks on Friday considering how bad he fucked up the fed meeting last month and the big market manipulators just all decided to buy to trick retail into pumping their bags and is now rugging everyone... the return of the meme stocks was a huge warning sign

[Anonymous No.51039727]

>>51039707
Yep. Volume is low enough now, so the fed is gonna swoop in and buy every share in sight, as they have been doing every day. Gotta make sure those 401k's stay juicy so the dems can win the midterms.

[Anonymous No.51039742]

>>51038692
Time to buy!

[Anonymous No.51039741]

>>51038843
2 steps forward, 3 steps back

[Anonymous No.51039744]

>>51039477
god damn these hebrew tricks

[Anonymous No.51039747]

>>51039704
Troll!

[Anonymous No.51039753]

>AMC retards crater their stock
>Buy it up cheaper
THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES APES

[Anonymous No.51039756]

>>51039698
>Long term [as in 1 to 5 yr] charts actually look stupid good.

lol. lmao. you bought the literal top of a decade long pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.51039755]

>TSLA
Worth buying here? Im not sure what would cause it to ever crash at this point.

[Anonymous No.51039764]

>>51039755
we going to June lows start buying @ 600

[Anonymous No.51039766]

>>51039753
Nigga they just split. You have bought the top.

[Anonymous No.51039769]

someone post that webm, you know that one

[Anonymous No.51039781]

>>51039766
I bought after split, not at 20

[Anonymous No.51039783]

[Anonymous No.51039786]

>>51039769
here, fren

[Anonymous No.51039788]

>>51039769
Got you

[Anonymous No.51039792]

>>51039769

[Anonymous No.51039794]

>>51039619
any tips for making money off natgas?

figured that the russians will get around to turning off the gas to europe in the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.51039795]

>>51039781
Sir, step away from the computer.

[Anonymous No.51039796]

>>51039764
>we going to June lows
Why? Isnt this just a pullback from the rally we had?

[Anonymous No.51039797]

>>51039769
as requested

[Anonymous No.51039798]

>>51039769

[Anonymous No.51039799]

>>51038835
The real answer? China and Russia are not backing down from their stances so world wide trade is likely to remain disrupted for longer then previously hoped.

[Anonymous No.51039801]

>>51039756
Why the fuck are you posting the chart for...uranium? Of all fucking things jesus christ

[Anonymous No.51039803]

>>51039769

[Anonymous No.51039805]

>>51039566
Lowering the cost of buying baby formula.

[Anonymous No.51039806]

>>51039590
I saw you retards fomoing into nat gas top so I went short

[Anonymous No.51039813]

>>51039707
>>51039727
Well, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.51039814]

>mfw i notice $GEO in my portfolio a decade from now and remember why I bought it

Don't care. Following Burry is a bit of a laugh, innit?

[Anonymous No.51039824]

>>51039792
rip

[Anonymous No.51039825]

>>51039799
Tell me why China and Russia's spit-and-string economies have that much influence over the US economy again? Oh wait

[Anonymous No.51039830]

>>51039769

[Anonymous No.51039834]

>>51039769
i am losing alot of money

[Anonymous No.51039839]

>>51039373
CMG $1660 and COST $567.5

[Anonymous No.51039842]

>>51039801

>MAJOR BUYING OPPORTUNITY HERE GUYS

[Anonymous No.51039844]

Will Iran accept the deal?
I want to long oil.

[Anonymous No.51039849]

>>51039803
wtf

[Anonymous No.51039852]

>>51039842
looks pretty bullish to me

[Anonymous No.51039856]

Well, boys, we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.51039858]

>>51039769

[Anonymous No.51039859]

>>51039849
Pufferfish are super predators

[Anonymous No.51039863]

>>51039856

[Anonymous No.51039865]

>>51039844
Probably not. Iran wants a deal that cant immediately be reversed by a new president. That means congress agrees to something which they wont.

[Anonymous No.51039867]

>>51039856
always were bro

[Anonymous No.51039870]

>>51039858
Why is her vulva so big?

[Anonymous No.51039871]

>>51039769

[Anonymous No.51039872]

>>51039842
Come on man you've got to be trolling

[Anonymous No.51039873]

>>51039844
I would loose any remaining respect for them if they accept.

[Anonymous No.51039877]

EQNR BROS SHOW ME YOUR GAS FACE

[Anonymous No.51039881]

Every stock I buy always in the red
Every time I buy

What the fuck do I buy?

[Anonymous No.51039882]

This winter is going to suck with nat gas 150% higher this year than last. Last winter my monthly gas bill went from $5-600 a month in 2021 to $7-900 in 22... If it stays around $9 then my fucking gas bill is going to be $1500+ I fucking hate Jim Brandon so much bros. Don’t laugh euro trash or people living in the NE you fuckers are going to get BTFO, New England doesn’t have any efficient pipeline for nat gas and m $1500 bill this winter will be $3500+ for those of you living in New England

[Anonymous No.51039884]

>>51038701
>>51038692
>>51038737
>>51038790
>>51038818
>>51038835
>>51038936
>>51038982

HAHAHAHAHA TELL ME HOW IT'S PRICED IN AGAIN! COME ON, SAY YOUR LINE!

[Anonymous No.51039891]

>>51039858
She's literally the perfect woman

[Anonymous No.51039893]

>>51039859
I've had those fuckers ruin hard crankbaits.

[Anonymous No.51039894]

>>51039795
>Went from 12 to 11 and dropping
Yep I exited., Back to KO then

[Anonymous No.51039896]

New

>>51039890
>>51039890

[Anonymous No.51039898]

>>5103882
wkrp

[Anonymous No.51039899]

>>51039884
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE IF I WASN'T QUAD VAXXED WITH 19 BOOSTERS!

[Anonymous No.51039901]

Reminder that trannies are mentally ill freaks

[Anonymous No.51039903]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.51039911]

To the anon that told me not to buy Tektro disc rotors for mtbs as they were for niggers. This is what my rear one looks like, completely cooked and this is after cleaning them with disc brake cleaner.

[Anonymous No.51039917]

>>51038835
European nat.gas prices

No-one in Europe will ever buy an iPhone again

[Anonymous No.51039926]

>>51039803
Execution by puffer fish
Brutal

[Anonymous No.51039927]

>>51039899
The money printer has stopped for the foreseeable future, the bottom is zero, no refunds.

[Anonymous No.51039931]

That SIGA exit pump is brutal. $15/share eow

[Anonymous No.51039933]

>>51039856
who is this THICC QUEEN?!!? Her ass must be eaten NOOOOWWWWWWW
>>51039911
we told you, m8. I remember telling you about the cheap handle bar grips, as well.

[Anonymous No.51039939]

>>51038835
Nailed it. >>51038841

[Anonymous No.51039947]

Do you guys think SOXL will be $58 again by X-mas?

[Anonymous No.51039960]

Any experienced stockbros good at reading volume? Picrelated. Looking at AMD, what do you make of the volume spikes in the past half hour? The first one obviously is longs getting stopped out as it hits a new low for the day. But what of the second spike? And the 3rd one is the most mystifying of all. No idea what could be going on there.

[Anonymous No.51039963]

Frens DRUG is up 100$

[Anonymous No.51039983]

I'm up 70% when I could have been up 100% and rent is dump in a week. I'm so depressed.

[Anonymous No.51039986]

>>51039963
i meant %

[Anonymous No.51039997]

>>51039960
someone's dumping hard on future baggies. don't forget to slurp.

[Anonymous No.51040003]

>>51039983
>dump
See, even when my mind wants to type the word "due," my fingers type the word "dump." That's how depressed I am.

[Anonymous No.51040005]

>>51039947

[Anonymous No.51040013]

>>51039796
No, this is the stop to the bear market rally

[Anonymous No.51040031]

>>51039931
That's too aggressive imo. I watching for the price to touch the yellow line and see if it holds before buying in.

[Anonymous No.51040038]

>>51039621>>51039609>>51039639


Indoor plumbling.

[Anonymous No.51040045]

>>51039481
Assuming my retarded leftist government doesn't expropriate them. Otherwise it's a solid company, best company in this country imo. It also makes leftoids seethe hard af. The CEO married to one of Pinochet's daughters or something.

[Anonymous No.51040053]

>>51040013
That’s how people who bought into the GFC, they rallied 20% on their way to losing 50%

[Anonymous No.51040058]

>>51039997
aluminum yum

[Anonymous No.51040091]

>>51039997
So maybe the second spike (and the short run-up before it) was a fakeout to lure in bulls a second time? And the 3rd spike is bulls getting stopped out again?

[Anonymous No.51040114]

>>51039960
Fuck 1 min charts. However you can see small supply zones overwhelming demand.

[Anonymous No.51040166]

My meme stocks are fucking ripped.

>fart

[Anonymous No.51040206]

>>51040114
So I'm guessing you would say 1 min charts are too granular in general, and there's no point reading into anything as it's all just chaos under a microscope.

[Anonymous No.51040214]

>>51039293
wow they nuked my pepe penis!

[Anonymous No.51040256]

>>51039903
zoom out faggot. It peaked at 3.5 and nothing happened. Nobody cares about that retarded metric. ALL IN ON URANIUM

[Anonymous No.51040524]

>>51039963
150% frens

[Anonymous No.51040556]

The trading algos are starting to synchronize again. Fucking Canadians.

[Anonymous No.51041105]

>>51039797
“Hold chopsticks correctly” Is this bitch for real? I would take her to a wet market where the food is killed and cooked in front of you and you sit at a nasty table with strangers on a milk crate. And yes I do hold my chopsticks correctly!

[Anonymous No.51041315]

>>51040031
Where are you looking at that chart?

[Anonymous No.51042348]

>>51039797
If a bitch told me this I would eat my chopstick dinner by stabbing my food with the chopsticks and leave her with the bill. I've studied her and I find her depressing.