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How to make profit from Germany collapsing?

I thought about buying Uniper, they cover about 25% of Germanys Gas. They were struggling because of the russia ukraine stuff, but wagies giving them their money should make the stock rise, no?

>> No.51036984

>>51036969
inb4 some bot magatard posts some unrelated clip of trump talking to germany implying that somehow drumpf warned them about this issue. it is literally not predictable that the current situation has broken out.

>> No.51037011

>>51036984
memes aside, i don't understand the psychotic tendency of leftists to cling to blue team red team dichotomies in situations where their life is literally in danger
how big must your ego be to rather be dead than proven wrong? especially when both sides of the political spectrum know the left was wrong at this point. fending off that cognitive dissonance is a lost fight

>> No.51037013

>>51036969
short de30, easiest money ever

>> No.51037027

>>51036984
Trump warned you about this issue, he really did.

>> No.51037034

>>51036969
energy producer stocks are risky because there's always politician wanting to fuck with them with windfall taxes, price controls and shit like that

>> No.51037042

>>51036984
for me it's more interesting to think what if Trump knew of these US plans and was trying to warn Germany in such a way as to not alert his captors.

>> No.51037055

>>51036984
>make yourself dependent on one partner for basically the backbone of your infrastructure
>the partner happens to have a history of covert action in your neighborhood
>someone says this might be a bad idea
>laugh cause it's drumpf
>it happens
>nobody could've seen this coming
He's out of office for almost 2 years now and he still lives rent free in your head. Unironically cope

>> No.51037116

>>51037034
have an idea to profit from the situation that might be less risky?

i just feel like this is an easy money maker, im just too retarded to find it

>> No.51037203

>>51037116
commodity futures, or some etf based on them if you're lazy? natgas popped off today up 6.5% in a few hours, wti is actively suppressed and probably will be until midterms so it's relatively cheap now, other than that i'd look at agriculture

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51037246

>>51036969
JESUS CHRIST WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHUTTING DOWN THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS DUE TO THE FUKUSHIMA DISASTER?!??!!! IS GERMANY SUDDENLY PRONE TO EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS?!?!

HOW CAN SUCH AN INNOVATIVE COUNTRY BE SO DAMN RETARDED?!?!??!!!!!

>> No.51037347

>>51037013
This.
Short the dax x20, literally free money

>> No.51037398

>>51037246
they completely lost it. I guess this was their nation peaking.

>> No.51037453

>>51037347
Germans and europoors can short the dax with x20, with short certificates you can go up to x20 without lending any money

Wouldnt recommend it though, will wipe you out over night, will go with x2-5

>> No.51037492

>>51037246
ESG Globohomo now rules the europe

>> No.51037588

Invest in tech. A lot of businesses will open German offices for cheap labor.

>> No.51037696

>>51037246
Doesnt matter what happened, germany is full of old hippies that god scared to death from chernobyl and zoomer greens that think nuclear bad for le environment

>> No.51039094

>>51037696
people there got brainwashed that energy scawy

>> No.51039146

>>51036969
Buy Siemens or Volkswagen in the dip? Things will get much worse. But long term it's hard to imagine people stop buying German Automobiles or Industrial Automation Equipment.

>> No.51039149

>>51036969
Reminder Germans will not be allowed to immigrate to any real country when their greentopia shithole collapses because they are white.

>> No.51040517

>>51039149
maybe if they speak ukraine

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>>51036984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzXLLcXETK0

>> No.51040587

>>51037696
>>51039094
>>51037246
i am starting to unironically believe that the green party fags are actually russian agents. I mean they are just the best ally russia could ever have.