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51034685 No.51034685 [Reply] [Original]

I can unironically move objects without touching them, how do I profit from this?

>> No.51034709

>>51034685

Taking your ugly ass out of the house and having every female in eye sight scatter and run away doesn't count you idiot.

>> No.51034722

video tape it liar

>> No.51034760

>>51034722
(((They))) will get me and do lots of tests on my brain so that's a big no
>>51034709
Is that your life experience?

>> No.51034810

>>51034685
Move the insides of locks on shipping containers.

>> No.51034854
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51034854

>>51034709

>> No.51034867

>>51034685
go work at mega constructions for like 100k a day moving giant things around,

>> No.51034871

>>51034867
I can only move small things like your dick

>> No.51034904

I memba how Magneto was used as Jewish propaganda about the holohoax

>> No.51035283

>>51034685
Prove it by moving all the oxygen molecules out of Klaus Schwab's blood. Then pick a new high-profile person every day.

>> No.51035295

>>51034685
>>51035283
But if you're a pussy just use it to win at roulette and stop talking about it on the internet.

>> No.51035319

>>51034685
Collect James Randi's 1 million dollar reward for whoever can demonstrate supernatural abilities under proper testing conditions.

>> No.51036478

>>51034685
claim you have telekinisis powers
place a huge bet with someone
win the bet