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Guitar bobo edition


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>> No.51030136

Bobotards will be BTFOd tomorrow

>> No.51030142
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*ahem* fuck jannies buy lithium

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Reminder from last thread. Make sure you invest in a good gun to protect your gains. Doesnt need to be fancy. Just something basic you are comfortable with.

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We are back to miners, semiconductors, and oil. /smg/ is back and the line only goes up

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That's a pretty big gap down in futures

>> No.51030173

any futures traders here? How long can you hold a micro/ES contract? for example say you timed the bottom in June perfectly, could you hold it all the way to ~4300? Would you just need to have the margin to hold overnight?

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>> No.51030178

But I live in Canada
I don't think I can even legally defend my home with a weapon of any kind

>> No.51030180

How much money is my SPY 423p gonna print tomorrow?

>> No.51030183

Stfu and go to bed kid

>> No.51030199
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You are following CDC guidelines, right anon?

>> No.51030206

>what must you know to get into that type of work?
Very little actually. Oil and gas work is very focused on learning on the job. Nothing you really learned in school matters except for maybe some trig and basic algebra. Just start sending out apps to companies but also cold call them. A lot of oil companies have a secretary or customer service person who is white and lives locally to the oil field area. Just straight up call them and theyll chat with you.

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>You can't legally defend yourself from violently being robbed, raped, and killed in your own private home.
I see you are finally getting the message, goy

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>> No.51030226

Is there an explanation for why retail traders (read: goyim) can only think in extremes? According to them, we're either dumping into a Great Depression in history's greatest selloff or pumping to ATHs in history's greatest bullrun. It's either one or the other and nothing in between.

>> No.51030235

Has a thread for all the retarded parts of canadian gun law. Just realize you won't be quite as cool as Americans

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>> No.51030253

Because retail investors require extreme market conditions to make money.

>> No.51030254

But I live in California

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Buy intel

>> No.51030266

Last one turn the lights out

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We really need alot of bobo posts between now and tomorrow morning that way the market will open green

>> No.51030276

It has to be due to how they get info. The internet has some influence on the low-iq which magnifies schizophrenic tendencies.

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literally call up your local gun store and ask them the most basic question. Hi, I want to protect myself, how do I go about owning my first gun?
Or you can do your own research you lazy fucking homo

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https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/equities/nasdaq/micro-e-mini-nasdaq-100.calendar.html Look at the last trading day column. Your broker will likely auto liquidate your position 2 days prior to the last tdate in order to manage their risk. Also
>Micro contracts

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>> No.51030318

i am a woman

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>> No.51030331

Show booba and time stamp or kindly leave

>> No.51030332

kek what kind of retard isn’t buying intel right now

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Get fucked mumu, you had your fun but it’s fucking over! Bobo market is back with a vengeance

>> No.51030349

Black and white thinking, not smart enough to understand complex situations

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What’s even sweeter is that I’m buying intel with I’ll gotten gains

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>muh cuck cores
>muh 7nm
>muh Foveros (already obsoleted by Hybrid Bond 3D [TM])
Int(c)el is only defensible as a bet on a Taiwan conflict, prove me wrong

>> No.51030371

Chip manufacturing is coming back to America with or without a Taiwan conflict. In 5 years we can gift Taiwan back to China for all I care

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Bulltard bros...

>> No.51030386

>we're either dumping into a Great Depression in history's greatest selloff or pumping to ATHs in history's greatest bullrun
Because the alternative is boring and deep down we all really want to live in interesting times.

>> No.51030387

Taiwan is China you American bastard. China will crush you like scum you are

>> No.51030393

>buying intel right now
Are we doing this again? You intel cucks were all over this general on earnings report proclaiming its great. Its not. Its not going to show improvement in income for at least 5 years. Thats assuming they can somehow even get it to work out.

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And that's a good thing, here's why:

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futures are VERY red

>> No.51030409

>Taiwan is China you American bastard
Not my problem or responsibility to know something like this
>China will crush you like scum you are
China simply will never be respected because they are all short dudes with bad eyesight.

>> No.51030414

Bullish, get those 0% APR intro rates!

>> No.51030419

>When car-wash owners introduced prepaid wash memberships, revenue became more consistent and fewer employees were required to be on site. That made private-equity investors pay attention.
You will subscribe for multiple services

>> No.51030425

>China simply will never be respected because they are all short dudes with bad eyesight.
Ya, and our faggot biracial mutt squadrons are much more superior.

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Why am I buying a company that will find a way to mess up one of the biggest government handouts in US history?

>> No.51030432

>Ya, and our faggot biracial mutt squadrons are much more superior.
Exactly. I’m glad you understand

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Our homosexual tranny mutt zoomers will win the war. It's true. We also are superior in every technological sense. It will be a complete blood bath. Buy lead stocks, we will use every ounce on planet earth on the yellow bastards.

>> No.51030471

A couple years of nice dividend collecting while selling modest covered calls. Capital appreciation when the fabs are complete and retards slurp it on news

>> No.51030481

Yea pretty much but not ironically

>> No.51030486

yes, but it is undeniable that there is a ton of money being poured into domestic foundries (intel). it is less a question of if you should invest in intel, but when. hard to say how low it will dip before it's long term prospects are widely realized.

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Very unironically indeed

>> No.51030495

>less a question of if you should invest in intel, but when
Not necessarily. Intel can squander it all on pointless waste. Before getting distracted by that money you should see if Gelsinger can get them to actually produce a product. They failed 7nm. If they can actually beat someone at something then id be interested.

>> No.51030507

You can get guns in CA, I did when Iived there.

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>our faggot biracial mutt squadrons are much more superior
Yes, and you better believe they'll be Fortnite dancing on Ch*na's grave you DAMN commie

>> No.51030520

>If they can actually beat someone at something then id be interested.
Intel Core i9-12900K. Deal with it

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Whare are the important levels of support and resistance on SPY, and what important catalysts, meetings, three letter reports, etc to watch out for this week?

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>> No.51030542

We can have most stuff just kind of annoyingly restricted but if its in the store you can get it. You just have to take a retard test for you firearm safety cert, pass a background check, and wait 10 days.

Also have the same background check on ammo purchases now which sucks. Some of us buy outta state.

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Check out this future headline!

>> No.51030562

bullish long term. means they are trying to catch up

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Look up California compliant rifles. You can't even hold them in your hand, you have to cup it against your chest in the most ridiculous way. They actually pay some engineers to come up with the most unusable rifle ever while claiming to nor infringe on constitution

>> No.51030568

That tweet is manufactured. I accept your concession

>> No.51030580

CCXI / BLUE shill here to laugh at all of you for yet again doubting me. Get your tickets to BLUE before they moon
also, PSA fuck jannies

>> No.51030581

i don't trust myself with a gun

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GDP on Thursday
PCE on Friday

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forgot the cap

why not, everyone should have at least a pistol in their house in case shtf

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Since we’re talking about guns I’ll post my carry

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How are you a BLUE shill, when you are yet to even own any yourself? Kinda weird

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>> No.51030603

because i have clinical depression

>> No.51030613
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i like your balls

>> No.51030615

Then where is the stock growth? It needs to show actual growth or something. The stock is an abomination to look at. Divies arent worth it for that kind of chart. You can at least buy oil stocks for divy and get growth.
Going to happen. That would actually be bullish in a way. means theyre actually focusing on what matters and not divy meme.
Stop doing drugs and stop being atheist.

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What are you talking about poorfaggot

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Making chocolate chunk cookies

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lmao what the fuck is wrong with chinks?

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I have depression too but I never think about blowing my brains out. ok well not never but id never actually do it.

>> No.51030646

I'm talking about last times you were shilling it all week and admitted you don't own it. You must have finally bought some, I see

>> No.51030647

>i only FOMO into stocks once they start skyrocketing in value
stay poor, nigger

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>cryptos green
>stock futures red

>> No.51030656

you were probably referring to an old screenshot where it shows financial ownership and my shares owned, which was taken probably 3 months ago. ive had a position for at least a month.

>> No.51030667

Kek. Im not touching intel though.

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seething about me being 2/2 tho right?
>most people never get one good pick, what makes you think you're going to go 2/2
I think that was something along the lines of what (you) said IIRC

>> No.51030678

there is a plenty legitimate argument for doing that then being "early" and bag holding literally for years.

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ughh... I'm gonna... I'm gONNA DECOOPLE

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I'm not seething, and you are negative on blue so far. I wish you the best of luck. I just thought it was weird shilling something you said you didn't own, that's all.

>> No.51030711

gonna pee my pants brb

>> No.51030734

fuck siga bros
i hope we somehow pump on open or im gonna have to take a massive loss
what did i learn?
don't buy 400% IV options

>> No.51030741

Does jewfu know ur posting pics of her on a Taiwanese Child Trafficking Forum

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I was negative on CCXI at some point as well. but you can sit here think about how I was
>shilling something you said you didn't own
when I was being honest about not owning it and how I was planning to pick up shares. Which I did. At least I showed you proof of any stake unlike 95% of this board.

>> No.51030754

Another month.
Another round of BTU puts expiring worthless.

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>> No.51030779

How massive? 4 digits?

>> No.51030819

AMD ate shit for years even after they hired Jim Keller

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>> No.51030829

Sell covered calls you fucking retard

>> No.51030842

What is /smg/ doing to invest in the coming commodities shortage? Things like copper that will crater tech stocks.

Pelosi's visit was a loss

>> No.51030850

we literally have like two red days after the biggest face melting rally in history and bobos are thinking llike we're going to go back and hit new lows

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It feels so good knowing that we were right. This retard rally was rough. But I held my shorts and bought more. And now... now we begin our revenge.

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>bobos are thinking llike we're going to go back and hit new lows
we are

>> No.51030871

we aren't passing that 200 day moving average line on spy chud. the bots won't allow it

>> No.51030873

>after the biggest face melting rally in history
2000 and 2008 both had like ten rallies just like this one on the way to the bottom

>> No.51030878

always in motion, are the futures

>> No.51030881

I already flipped WIRE and ERO for a good profit. Not sure what to get into next. I wanna do something with dec corn but it is such a confusing trade. The weather is bad, but not bad enough, but still not good. The Ukraine port thing is good, but not that good. Seems like it might just crab into the year's end and not pay out.

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forgot pic, i did

>> No.51030895

I'm not sure I can pass the penis inspection. And I don't know when I'd get time to take a safety certification, I have 2 jobs.

So I should just get a glock and boxes of ammo and lock it up in case there's a happening? And upgrade to a shotgun if I ever become a homeowner (haha)

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You had your Christmas in July Mumu. Now it's Christmas in August for me.

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>oh God the futures

>> No.51030925

Why would I sell covered calls when I can sell puts?
Short term interest rates are rising. I make more money on my idle cash. It's small, but it adds up.

>> No.51030931

test takes like 15 mins. If you penis can't pass muster then don't even bother.

>> No.51030938

nigga, system is rigged

Bulls will loose
Bears will loose
Mumus are stillborn
Crabs will weep

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QYLD declared a dividend of $0.1813 per share. Comfy

>> No.51030954

You should hop over to BTU. 10x the yield and less downside risk.

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Dividends are your friends!

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Just gimme a green day tomorrow so I can have an exit pump, bobo. Just one more chance. I really will listen this time, mmm hmmm, I will

>> No.51030961

im holding QYLD in my IRA's for that tax free compounding dividend yield. feels so comfy.

>> No.51030969

As am I. 400 shares and growing

>> No.51030972
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what's everyone drinking tonight? for me, it's the D'usse VSOP

>> No.51030984

somehow real estate will pump tomorrow even as mortgage lenders go under.
had a whole large pizza for dinner (thin crust not that its any better) with a bowl of greek yoghurt and granola pre workout so water with lemon juice here.

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You has all summer to exit. No.

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I quit drinking two months ago. Now I'm always bored. Guess I'll be drinking coffee, water, or juice. Cheers to my boring filtered tap water

>> No.51030997

The best time to sell was last week. The second best time is now. Think long and hard before the circuit breakers start. We won't be returning to ATHs this decade.

>> No.51031009

JEPI and DIVO are the only dividend ETFs worth holding, the rest are scams.

>> No.51031015

i guess we arent even gonna range at the top of this run before doomping huh
very based my puts from 3 months ago are almost breaking even again

>> No.51031026

>.35% and .55% expense ratio
nigger, do you even know what you are investing in?

>> No.51031031

nice painting, who is it from?

>> No.51031044

i'll save you the trouble all dividends are going to preform poorly as they are an archaic incentive. The only point and time dividends serve a purpose is when you need cashflow like in retirement but don't want to have to worry about the stress of rebalancing/draw downs. Even then, you would be better off with bonds in a sensible enviroment (when they aren't still halfway to zero)

>> No.51031052

Lemon water.

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>> No.51031068

it's from dalle2, I asked an anon for it yesterday

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Right when I get all excited, mumu shoves a giant green dildo up my ass for days at a time. I'm so scarred by the green dildo raping, I get nervous even when we are red now. Maybe I need to see the therapist jew

>> No.51031074

QYLD is great. Sorry you had to find out like this

>> No.51031075

what kind of expense ratios do you expect on an actively managed fund?

>> No.51031078

furrybear69 drew it

>> No.51031085

if you just want a basic dividend ETF, $SCHD and $VYM have 0.06% expense ratios.

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Did you enter a short position when SPX hit its 200dma?

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you too burrish
now we homeress

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>> No.51031097

im gonna show you burrish *makes u kill herself*

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Those poor dogs.

>> No.51031113

I don't think either of those are boosting their income through the sale of covered calls on their underlying investments like JEPI and DIVO do. Which is what you are paying for.

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Does this red have anything to do with that Russian car bomb assassination?

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The what

>> No.51031143
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Yes and thank the Jew who made the inverse Tesla etf that has no leverage

That trash is going down at least 50% I’ve just been dca into it

>> No.51031144

Something about globogomo car bombed Putin's ally's car and blew up his daughter, and Russia threaten London and dc with nukes as retaliation or something

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>Russia threaten London and dc with nukes
God I wish

>> No.51031172

Democrats are cancer

>> No.51031182

I'm sorry but the fact that people here unironically talk about fucken QYLD as a good investment means that we are swimming in newfags.

>> No.51031188

It’s a good investment

>> No.51031209

I sincerely doubt we are swimming in people who unironically outperform it.

>> No.51031212
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Go back

>> No.51031220

Talking about QYLD is a dead giveaway that someone is financially illiterate.

>> No.51031228
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SQQQ holders will outperform it by several thousand % soon

>> No.51031237

Is this how you cope

>> No.51031241

let me guess, you hold $TQQQ?

>> No.51031257

>all this cocky bobo posting
alright see you guys tomorrow

>> No.51031264
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SIGA bros, I really need some hope

>> No.51031280

QYLD is dogshit in general, but holding it right now is ok. Not like the markets gonna be moving higher.

>> No.51031283

Just sell you tard

>> No.51031285

Oh I like that

>> No.51031305

Management is excellent. They managed to double AUM since last year. QYLD is great

>> No.51031310
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I am ready for the bear market. BOBO gonna fuck this market up gay butt style! To be safe he has taken TPOXX to ensure he does not get infected by the monkey aids. SIGA TRANSISTERS we GONNA RIDE TO THE MOON> hahaha!

>> No.51031343
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Where is the TMC anon. I need him to shill it to me again.

>> No.51031356
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Oh! Oh! he licked me like ice cream.
Dip him with my dipper, we be drinking up the Milkshake
Scream for my ice cream
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream for gay sex
Show me what is your fantasy
Scream for monkey poop
Tell me your need for TPOXX
Scream for Gay SEX!
Go and suck my LolliPop
Sugar sweet,
Cherry topped.
For sure fit,
Too legit,
Hot Spot,
Twink it, bitch!

You can taste my TPOXX
We can be a sweet Sigga Team!

>> No.51031361

I'm glad I told my coworker to stop buying it, and just buy SPY. Instead he went all in on msft and amzn

>> No.51031365
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Buy mcd

>> No.51031369

True lol. QYLD is such a stupid fucking investing instrument lol

>> No.51031393

I'm not fat

also, how can you sell burgers when there's no flour for dem buns?

>> No.51031402

He’s cashing intel divvies

>> No.51031407

Not specifying a particular chart so opinion is fully discarded. Market is way over cooked

>> No.51031415

Does anyone buy individual bonds?

>> No.51031416

It’s bad because… it just is ok

>> No.51031419

shhh don't tell them. keep encouraging them to buy, especially in taxable accts

>> No.51031436

>not specifying a particular chart
>he needs a chart specified for SPY's 200 dma line

were you dropped on your head as a baby?

>> No.51031437

Anon, are you retarded?

>> No.51031442

First bear market rally? Be absolutely ruthless in taking profits and cutting losses Anon.

>> No.51031443

No I stack QYLD in my Roth IRA

>> No.51031454

A data set of two isn't much of a data set.

>> No.51031460

It's the daily chart. Rejecting of the 200 was the mother of all sell signals. Add in the advance on declining volume and extension off the 10 sma. The top of the rally was pretty well signaled.

4 weeks of upward momentum is pretty darn good. Take it and be grateful.

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>> No.51031462
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Midterm election fuckery is almost over bros
we're going home

>> No.51031476

I can't read charts worth shit , do things normally go up after midterms?

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I'm going to wake up to red tomorrow, aren't I.

>> No.51031491

it's already -0.5%

>> No.51031503

Midterm year is the worst and September is the lowest it goes. Why that is is unclear but I imagine it's because old people are bitches and fear uncertainty.

>> No.51031519
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>> No.51031543
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its the stock market average over the presidential cycle(100 years of data).

its divided into year 1, 2, 3, and 4. year 1 and 2 have been largely sideways, but Year 3 and 4 are good. the worst quarter is Q2 of Year 2. We just passed that in April-June. The best quarter is Q4 of Year 2 all the way to Q2 of Year 3.

this is an average, but theres definitely a pretty strong pattern. a divided US government is the strongest for the stock market. Shemitah ends in september. the average midterm bottom is close too

>> No.51031548

>weekly topping tail on apple

>> No.51031562
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I wish anime was real. How to invest to make that happen?

>> No.51031575
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Probably BILI

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>> No.51031612

i'm 3k down now, but depending how much it dumps on open, it could be four and a half
idk if i should just hodl until the first week of september just in case EUA happens between now and then, buy in cheaper at the end of this week, or just say fuck siga
i got in at 11 but i got blindsided by the massive dildos and decided 4x leverage was a good idea

>> No.51031627

I find it hard to believe Monkypox is going to spread to the general population. The market potential for SIGA is very limited IMO. I short stocks on occasion, and this one, when the time is right, will pay HUGE dividends IMO. However, Manipulators are still in control at the moment; but the rug pull is coming soon. Be cautious holding LONG. I am personally bearish … just waiting for those lower highs. Day trade only for me, though. Never carry SHORT positions over night. Stocks at the moment are extremely thin.

>> No.51031629

wrong (You)

>> No.51031651

there are no publicly traded sex doll companies that I know of
give it another 10 or so years so some company can start producing a crude but popular sex bot, a successful company is much more likely to go public to raise capital to expand production

>> No.51031664
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Futures are healing

>> No.51031669

so many retarded fags are still holding SIGA In this thread lamo oh my fuck

>> No.51031682

I don't' know but tinny seems to have bought almost the top lol

>> No.51031684

You had to ruin it
Fucking cunny posters ruin everything
You're no better than lum poster

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>> No.51031722

>Putin's ally
Putin’s ally? More like a random ass Russian shitposting grandpa lmao

>> No.51031739

Reminder that this recession is the death knell of USD and if you're not all in RUB or RMB you have no fucking brain.

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T. Insect

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>> No.51031809

actually the dollar is going to do incredibly well because eurofags, japs, and chinks are still all on near zero interest rates

>> No.51031826

How does this compare to election cycles in other countries? Theoretically you could make an election ETF that invests in whichever countries are currently at the optimum point in their election cycle.

>> No.51031860
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You just jinxed it

>> No.51031892

Devs please patch pathfinding

>> No.51031914
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SOXL will never be above $20 again

>> No.51031983
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September is going to fuck us so hard, bros. I’m scared.

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What a shame.. The daughter didn't look bad at all. What? She was blonde with a nice face so I figured the rest of her wasn't bad on the eyes either.

>> No.51031992

Should I try to get a loan from coinbase? What are the chances I’d never have to pay it off?


>> No.51032005

You’re wrong. They saved it. I need a good entry to short.

>> No.51032007
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also...september is the worst month for the stock market in general. accumulate cash and buy buy buy

>> No.51032008

I can't tell who's the bigger chink in this

>> No.51032022

Oh god. And I was seriously considering buying a case of collectors edition of the new set.

>> No.51032027

since when is a college aged girl considered cunny
american moment

>> No.51032035

Boeing anon, if you're here and not currently banned: what's the best flight museum to go to in the Seattle area? My family is coming to visit soon and idk what to do with them

>> No.51032036
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>accumulate cash and buy buy buy
I'm probably going to short tomorrow morning.

>> No.51032053

Short what? Botes?

>> No.51032061
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Monday's chart

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we have Jackson Hole in a week, JPOW speaks on friday, he could signal more tightening and then we get heemed. but then there fomc meeting is sept 21st and it could signal the last part of the tightening cycle. lots to watch out for i suppose

>> No.51032085

This is why I ain't been buying nothing for a while. I'm waiting to see how bad the drop is when they pull another fat rate hike out the ass and spring it on people.

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the whole stock market

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>> No.51032125

These fucking dumbass stupid faggots are still trying to pull this shit? I honestly feel bad for them, stop destroying your company. Dude. I used to enjoy Magic. Let the kids enjoy Magic. Enjoy Magic the Gathering. These fucking Retards. Fire EVERYONE. Literally. I'll buy the company.

We buy the company.

>> No.51032144


There was an activist investor telling Hasbro to spin off WotC. They’re not gonna do it.

I think I should buy a case. They’ve got those classic cards to gamble on.

>> No.51032166

anime is next
already happening in some cases
you thought you'd be allowed to enjoy anything?

>> No.51032188

i can't watch anime made after 2011
actually i think everything was compromised after 2011
its all shit

>> No.51032197

Can't wait to proxy custom (white) art for every card in this set and give them out for free

It's the election dips that really fuck September

It's illegal, sorry. Snopes ethicists have determined that using artificial wombs to create custom high-IQ highly agreeable human women is a no-no. You will never have a loving anime wife (and that's a good thing!)

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>> No.51032227

wokeniggers can't touch anime because cunny protects the genre from becoming too mainstream

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ur missin just one thing champ

>> No.51032244

i just shit myself because of you
Verification not required.

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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros

>> No.51032263
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It's over.

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it's just the birthing pangs of a new paradigm

>> No.51032282

>implying jay flapping his gums matters

>> No.51032291

y is everyone doomposting?? futes aren't even down that much

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we like to have fun here

>> No.51032304

You have the Seattle museum of flight. It's in a shit neighborhood and hopefully you don't get robbed.

>> No.51032308

probably the best signalled top ever

>> No.51032313
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Everything will crash tomorrow. Expect for SIGA and it will be glorious. The time has come BOBO to reclaim the thrown with his mistress black swan.

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tbqh I'm on my fifth beer and doomposting is easier than posting about anything that could be considered coherent.

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This was cheese tasting with Brad. I would smell her Gouda if you know what I mean

>> No.51032331

For the past 30 Sundays we've been doomposting about a Black Monday. It never actually comes, but it's tradition.

>> No.51032352

It's fun? FUD'ing like hysterical baboons? Idiots.

>> No.51032360

t. buttmad mumu who still hasn't stoplossed
even if fed pivots tomorrow the rest of the world going down in flames is gonna drag the us with them

>> No.51032364


>> No.51032380

Lol butthurt your puts are underwater? Morons.

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Cases are stagnating. Its going to dump hard to 17 tomorrow. Its fucking over. Abandon all hope, it isn't spreading to the community like we expected.

>> No.51032416

Sir I am a conservative SOXL investor, puts are for selling.

>> No.51032435

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>> No.51032499

Angry? I have upset you? Buttmad?

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Not Californian enough yet.

>> No.51032522

The fuck are you talking about? It's way too late to be this high.

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its 8:52pm for me anon. Remember that you are on the internet

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Did we ever find out what happens if a tree falls in a forest but no one heard it

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Reminder to always maintain awareness and use caution when walking near active vehicles.

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So much fud
We're at 49,812 cases now and schools are starting back up, cases will explode and SIGA will moon

>> No.51032597

tinny post your SIGA average

>> No.51032613

That's not tinny.

>> No.51032626

its literally tinny, pay attention to the way he types

>> No.51032669

Are you assuming I care about non-Americans?

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I remember you shilling CCXI to me when I asked /smg/ for advice on what to do with a large amount of money I inherited. I didn't take your advice when it was $26 and now it's at $52. Fortunately rocker did make me money on sidu, rev, and siga

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ugh nigger, I'm in Washington state. Its fucking 9:13pm.

>> No.51032732


were you asleep in May and June or something? or do you think your 5 inch cock is pretty big too?

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>> No.51032759

ur blind lmao, simpin for some avatarfag and u cant even recognize lowercase and double spacing

>> No.51032777

I thought it was Tinny too, but no. It is just another Gook loving autist.

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Based Nazareth enjoyer

>> No.51032850


I don't know who or what timmy is

but what I do know is the markets will crash.

it will finally finish what has started from the Q1 of this year

>> No.51032852

If there isn't a major economic crisis, it actually will pump to new highs in history's greatest bull run measured on a linear scale chart. That's how it always works because of the compounding effects of inflation and economic growth. The only alternative to that is a mess severe enough to put goys in real trouble, like past crises did. Many of them will lose their jobs, homes, wives, or go broke if the line doesn't go up. Imagine what the reaction would be like if the (((rich))) became as poor as the average bagholder in a selloff. It would be the worst event in all of history.

>> No.51032853

No what does it mean if a tree falls in a forest but no one hears it???

>> No.51032875

Look into cognitive behavioral therapy if you haven't already. Pretty much cured my worst symptoms. Still generally depressed but life is way better now and I havent wanted to kill myself in years.

>> No.51032888

Why would BLUE moon? Up 75% the last 3 months, down more than half from ATH last year. Whatve they got going on?

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I am working the weekend alone bros. I am in an off storage warehouse and there is 1 female who works with me. I just took a massive shit in her bathroom and I did not flush. She is a sassy fat black woman. Good night frens

>> No.51033143

Night anon, and good for you asserting dominance / disregarding hers.

>> No.51033168

Is URG bad? Or should I be all in another uranium stock?

>> No.51033184

its solid, it might not have the oomph as other stocks like UEC or UUUU though. i own it

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>> No.51033195


We'll see what VIX says shortly, but I suspect we are flat to up heading into J-Hole.

>> No.51033202

LAC? Or other companies?

>> No.51033210

Should I pick up one of those too?

Apple puts are a safe bet?

>> No.51033218

Tickers pls

>> No.51033225
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you guys making fun of vabbing are missing the point. it's a power move. likewise you're not a true chad unless you are alpha enough to walk around with cum stains all over the front of your fruit of the loom cotton shorts.

>> No.51033229

gap fill @ $158 imminent

>> No.51033234

up to you. the point of uranium for me is getting a huge return. so i own 10-15 uranium companies, spread between producers, developers and a few explorers. Encore, Global Atomic, Goviex, Iso energy, UUUU, UEC, Deep Yellow, URG, Forsys, Mega Uranium. just trying spread the bets around into companies that seem like they have promise

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>> No.51033252

>a canadian bestseller

>> No.51033276
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I'm an autist that follows MARA. MARA has been quietly starting up it's mining production.
Retarded, bottom of the barrel investors don't think MARA is mining anything. They look at sites that used to track its pool and see 0:

What they don't know is MARA is actively mining on a new pool and can be tracked here:

If you want, you can probably jump on MARA before redditniggers realize their mining production is active again and start buying back.

Do what you will with this info.

>> No.51033305

Go fuck yourself, asswipe

>> No.51033316

please be nice to bakers. they can't help it, they were born that way.

>> No.51033340

When/ what is Jackson hole? Qrd?

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The fed bank of kansas holds an economic conference there, where policy is talked about between global finance leaders(the jewish people)


>> No.51033374

Imagine showing this to someone from 1950 and telling them it was from a US government agency. McCarthy didn't go far enough.

>> No.51033385


A chance for Powel to say "no we're not pivoting". They sent Bullard out last week to say that which I think is why we dipped a bit.

2 year is also continuing to march up and gas has broken out of it's downtrend, both of these things are the market telling the Fed to keep being hawkish, esp before midterms. It's also the commercial bank dickheads screaming about their bleeding bond portfolios who really really want a recession to save their asses. And they have a lot of pull, naturally.

>> No.51033489

SPY put to call ratio is over 1.5 for every expiry leading up to 9/14 where max pain is $430.

Why would MMs sell all these puts if the price was really going down?

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>develop artificial wombs
>to create more women

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The sound of me regretting not buying more SQQQ on friday. And me taking a huge shit right now gotta go.

>> No.51036084

I'm actually so retarded, I dont know why I didnt buy SOXS at 33.

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This is gonna be the week

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Merge mining with bitcoin serves the main purpose of giving the syscon platform the second highest hash rate in all of crypto; thus making it virtually impregnable.

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