/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51030123]

Guitar bobo edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51027881

[Anonymous No.51030136]

Bobotards will be BTFOd tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51030142]

>>51030123
*ahem* fuck jannies buy lithium

[Anonymous No.51030146]

META?

[Anonymous No.51030152]

Reminder from last thread. Make sure you invest in a good gun to protect your gains. Doesnt need to be fancy. Just something basic you are comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.51030159]

>>51030142
We are back to miners, semiconductors, and oil. /smg/ is back and the line only goes up

[Anonymous No.51030164]

That's a pretty big gap down in futures

[Anonymous No.51030173]

any futures traders here? How long can you hold a micro/ES contract? for example say you timed the bottom in June perfectly, could you hold it all the way to ~4300? Would you just need to have the margin to hold overnight?

[Anonymous No.51030177]

AA

[Anonymous No.51030178]

>>51030152
But I live in Canada
I don't think I can even legally defend my home with a weapon of any kind

[Anonymous No.51030180]

How much money is my SPY 423p gonna print tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51030183]

>>51030173
Stfu and go to bed kid

[Anonymous No.51030199]

You are following CDC guidelines, right anon?

[Anonymous No.51030206]

>>51030155
>what must you know to get into that type of work?
Very little actually. Oil and gas work is very focused on learning on the job. Nothing you really learned in school matters except for maybe some trig and basic algebra. Just start sending out apps to companies but also cold call them. A lot of oil companies have a secretary or customer service person who is white and lives locally to the oil field area. Just straight up call them and theyll chat with you.

[Anonymous No.51030214]

>>51030199

[Anonymous No.51030218]

>>51030178
>You can't legally defend yourself from violently being robbed, raped, and killed in your own private home.
I see you are finally getting the message, goy

[Anonymous No.51030225]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51030226]

Is there an explanation for why retail traders (read: goyim) can only think in extremes? According to them, we're either dumping into a Great Depression in history's greatest selloff or pumping to ATHs in history's greatest bullrun. It's either one or the other and nothing in between.

[Anonymous No.51030235]

>>51030178
>>>/k/54856948
Has a thread for all the retarded parts of canadian gun law. Just realize you won't be quite as cool as Americans

[Anonymous No.51030240]

>>51030146

[Anonymous No.51030253]

>>51030226
Because retail investors require extreme market conditions to make money.

[Anonymous No.51030254]

>>51030152
But I live in California

[Anonymous No.51030262]

Buy intel

[Anonymous No.51030266]

>>51030254
Last one turn the lights out

[Anonymous No.51030271]

We really need alot of bobo posts between now and tomorrow morning that way the market will open green

[Anonymous No.51030276]

>>51030226
It has to be due to how they get info. The internet has some influence on the low-iq which magnifies schizophrenic tendencies.

[Anonymous No.51030290]

[Anonymous No.51030292]

>>51030254
literally call up your local gun store and ask them the most basic question. Hi, I want to protect myself, how do I go about owning my first gun?
Or you can do your own research you lazy fucking homo

[Anonymous No.51030300]

>>51030173
>>51030103
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/equities/nasdaq/micro-e-mini-nasdaq-100.calendar.html Look at the last trading day column. Your broker will likely auto liquidate your position 2 days prior to the last tdate in order to manage their risk. Also
>Micro contracts

[Anonymous No.51030306]

>>51030262
ifykyk

[Anonymous No.51030318]

i am a woman

[Anonymous No.51030323]

>>51030262
>>51030306
No

[Anonymous No.51030331]

>>51030318
Show booba and time stamp or kindly leave

[Anonymous No.51030332]

>>51030323
kek what kind of retard isn’t buying intel right now

[Anonymous No.51030336]

Get fucked mumu, you had your fun but it’s fucking over! Bobo market is back with a vengeance

[Anonymous No.51030349]

>>51030226
Black and white thinking, not smart enough to understand complex situations

[Anonymous No.51030351]

What’s even sweeter is that I’m buying intel with I’ll gotten gains

[Anonymous No.51030355]

>>51030262
>muh cuck cores
>muh 7nm
>muh Foveros (already obsoleted by Hybrid Bond 3D [TM])
Int(c)el is only defensible as a bet on a Taiwan conflict, prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.51030371]

>>51030355
Chip manufacturing is coming back to America with or without a Taiwan conflict. In 5 years we can gift Taiwan back to China for all I care

[Anonymous No.51030376]

Bulltard bros...

[Anonymous No.51030386]

>>51030226
>we're either dumping into a Great Depression in history's greatest selloff or pumping to ATHs in history's greatest bullrun
Because the alternative is boring and deep down we all really want to live in interesting times.

[Anonymous No.51030387]

>>51030371
Taiwan is China you American bastard. China will crush you like scum you are

[Anonymous No.51030393]

>>51030332
>buying intel right now
Are we doing this again? You intel cucks were all over this general on earnings report proclaiming its great. Its not. Its not going to show improvement in income for at least 5 years. Thats assuming they can somehow even get it to work out.

[Anonymous No.51030399]

>>51030376
And that's a good thing, here's why:

[Anonymous No.51030405]

futures are VERY red

[Anonymous No.51030409]

>>51030387
>Taiwan is China you American bastard
Not my problem or responsibility to know something like this
>China will crush you like scum you are
China simply will never be respected because they are all short dudes with bad eyesight.

[Anonymous No.51030414]

>>51030376
>>51030399
Bullish, get those 0% APR intro rates!

[Anonymous No.51030419]

https://mishtalk.com/.amp/economics/car-wash-is-big-business-and-private-equity-is-going-after-it
>When car-wash owners introduced prepaid wash memberships, revenue became more consistent and fewer employees were required to be on site. That made private-equity investors pay attention.
You will subscribe for multiple services

[Anonymous No.51030425]

>>51030409
>China simply will never be respected because they are all short dudes with bad eyesight.
Ya, and our faggot biracial mutt squadrons are much more superior.

[Anonymous No.51030426]

>>51030332
>>51030351
>>51030371
Why am I buying a company that will find a way to mess up one of the biggest government handouts in US history?

[Anonymous No.51030432]

>>51030425
>Ya, and our faggot biracial mutt squadrons are much more superior.
Exactly. I’m glad you understand

[Anonymous No.51030470]

>>51030432
Our homosexual tranny mutt zoomers will win the war. It's true. We also are superior in every technological sense. It will be a complete blood bath. Buy lead stocks, we will use every ounce on planet earth on the yellow bastards.

[Anonymous No.51030471]

>>51030426
A couple years of nice dividend collecting while selling modest covered calls. Capital appreciation when the fabs are complete and retards slurp it on news

[Anonymous No.51030481]

>>51030470
Yea pretty much but not ironically

[Anonymous No.51030486]

>>51030393
yes, but it is undeniable that there is a ton of money being poured into domestic foundries (intel). it is less a question of if you should invest in intel, but when. hard to say how low it will dip before it's long term prospects are widely realized.

[Anonymous No.51030491]

>>51030481
Very unironically indeed

[Anonymous No.51030495]

>>51030486
>less a question of if you should invest in intel, but when
Not necessarily. Intel can squander it all on pointless waste. Before getting distracted by that money you should see if Gelsinger can get them to actually produce a product. They failed 7nm. If they can actually beat someone at something then id be interested.

[Anonymous No.51030507]

>>51030254
You can get guns in CA, I did when Iived there.

[Anonymous No.51030517]

>>51030425
>our faggot biracial mutt squadrons are much more superior
Yes, and you better believe they'll be Fortnite dancing on Ch*na's grave you DAMN commie

[Anonymous No.51030520]

>>51030495
>If they can actually beat someone at something then id be interested.
Intel Core i9-12900K. Deal with it

[Anonymous No.51030522]

Whare are the important levels of support and resistance on SPY, and what important catalysts, meetings, three letter reports, etc to watch out for this week?

[Anonymous No.51030533]

>>51030495
https://www.techradar.com/news/best-processors

[Anonymous No.51030542]

>>51030507
>>51030254
We can have most stuff just kind of annoyingly restricted but if its in the store you can get it. You just have to take a retard test for you firearm safety cert, pass a background check, and wait 10 days.

Also have the same background check on ammo purchases now which sucks. Some of us buy outta state.

[Anonymous No.51030554]

>>51030471
Check out this future headline!

[Anonymous No.51030562]

>>51030554
bullish long term. means they are trying to catch up

[Anonymous No.51030567]

>>51030507
Look up California compliant rifles. You can't even hold them in your hand, you have to cup it against your chest in the most ridiculous way. They actually pay some engineers to come up with the most unusable rifle ever while claiming to nor infringe on constitution

[Anonymous No.51030568]

>>51030554
That tweet is manufactured. I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.51030580]

CCXI / BLUE shill here to laugh at all of you for yet again doubting me. Get your tickets to BLUE before they moon
also, PSA fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.51030581]

>>51030152
i don't trust myself with a gun

[Anonymous No.51030584]

>>51030522
GDP on Thursday
PCE on Friday
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

[Anonymous No.51030592]

>>51030580
forgot the cap

>>51030581
why not, everyone should have at least a pistol in their house in case shtf

[Anonymous No.51030595]

Since we’re talking about guns I’ll post my carry

[Anonymous No.51030598]

>>51030580
How are you a BLUE shill, when you are yet to even own any yourself? Kinda weird

[Anonymous No.51030601]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51030603]

>>51030592
because i have clinical depression

[Anonymous No.51030613]

>>51030595
i like your balls

[Anonymous No.51030615]

>>51030533
>>51030520
Then where is the stock growth? It needs to show actual growth or something. The stock is an abomination to look at. Divies arent worth it for that kind of chart. You can at least buy oil stocks for divy and get growth.
>>51030554
Going to happen. That would actually be bullish in a way. means theyre actually focusing on what matters and not divy meme.
>>51030603
Stop doing drugs and stop being atheist.

[Anonymous No.51030618]

>>51030598
What are you talking about poorfaggot

[Anonymous No.51030638]

Making chocolate chunk cookies

[Anonymous No.51030639]

>>51030183
>>51030387
lmao what the fuck is wrong with chinks?

[Anonymous No.51030640]

>>51030603
I have depression too but I never think about blowing my brains out. ok well not never but id never actually do it.

[Anonymous No.51030646]

>>51030618
I'm talking about last times you were shilling it all week and admitted you don't own it. You must have finally bought some, I see

[Anonymous No.51030647]

>>51030615
>i only FOMO into stocks once they start skyrocketing in value
stay poor, nigger

[Anonymous No.51030652]

>cryptos green
>stock futures red

[Anonymous No.51030656]

>>51030646
you were probably referring to an old screenshot where it shows financial ownership and my shares owned, which was taken probably 3 months ago. ive had a position for at least a month.

[Anonymous No.51030667]

>>51030647
Kek. Im not touching intel though.

[Anonymous No.51030670]

>>51030646
seething about me being 2/2 tho right?
>most people never get one good pick, what makes you think you're going to go 2/2
I think that was something along the lines of what (you) said IIRC

[Anonymous No.51030678]

>>51030647
there is a plenty legitimate argument for doing that then being "early" and bag holding literally for years.

[Anonymous No.51030702]

>>51030652
ughh... I'm gonna... I'm gONNA DECOOPLE
IM DECOOPLING AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51030704]

>>51030670
I'm not seething, and you are negative on blue so far. I wish you the best of luck. I just thought it was weird shilling something you said you didn't own, that's all.

[Anonymous No.51030711]

gonna pee my pants brb

[Anonymous No.51030734]

fuck siga bros
i hope we somehow pump on open or im gonna have to take a massive loss
what did i learn?
don't buy 400% IV options

[Anonymous No.51030741]

>>51030638
Does jewfu know ur posting pics of her on a Taiwanese Child Trafficking Forum

[Anonymous No.51030747]

>>51030704
I was negative on CCXI at some point as well. but you can sit here think about how I was
>shilling something you said you didn't own
when I was being honest about not owning it and how I was planning to pick up shares. Which I did. At least I showed you proof of any stake unlike 95% of this board.

[Anonymous No.51030754]

Another month.
Another round of BTU puts expiring worthless.

[Anonymous No.51030774]

>>51030638

[Anonymous No.51030779]

>>51030734
How massive? 4 digits?

[Anonymous No.51030819]

>>51030615
AMD ate shit for years even after they hired Jim Keller

[Anonymous No.51030825]

Dammit Bobo, stop it. YOU COOMED ALL YEAR, NOW LET ME FUCKING BREATHE AAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51030829]

>>51030754
Sell covered calls you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.51030842]

What is /smg/ doing to invest in the coming commodities shortage? Things like copper that will crater tech stocks.

>>51030639
Pelosi's visit was a loss
https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/08/16/taiwan-pelosi-china-military-conflict-east-asia-missiles/

[Anonymous No.51030850]

we literally have like two red days after the biggest face melting rally in history and bobos are thinking llike we're going to go back and hit new lows

[Anonymous No.51030860]

It feels so good knowing that we were right. This retard rally was rough. But I held my shorts and bought more. And now... now we begin our revenge.

[Anonymous No.51030869]

>>51030850
>bobos are thinking llike we're going to go back and hit new lows
we are

[Anonymous No.51030871]

>>51030850
we aren't passing that 200 day moving average line on spy chud. the bots won't allow it

[Anonymous No.51030873]

>>51030850
>after the biggest face melting rally in history
2000 and 2008 both had like ten rallies just like this one on the way to the bottom

[Anonymous No.51030878]

always in motion, are the futures

[Anonymous No.51030881]

>>51030842
I already flipped WIRE and ERO for a good profit. Not sure what to get into next. I wanna do something with dec corn but it is such a confusing trade. The weather is bad, but not bad enough, but still not good. The Ukraine port thing is good, but not that good. Seems like it might just crab into the year's end and not pay out.

[Anonymous No.51030889]

>>51030878
forgot pic, i did

[Anonymous No.51030895]

>>51030542
I'm not sure I can pass the penis inspection. And I don't know when I'd get time to take a safety certification, I have 2 jobs.

So I should just get a glock and boxes of ammo and lock it up in case there's a happening? And upgrade to a shotgun if I ever become a homeowner (haha)

[Anonymous No.51030902]

You had your Christmas in July Mumu. Now it's Christmas in August for me.

[Anonymous No.51030906]

>oh God the futures

[Anonymous No.51030925]

>>51030829
Why would I sell covered calls when I can sell puts?
Short term interest rates are rising. I make more money on my idle cash. It's small, but it adds up.

[Anonymous No.51030931]

>>51030895
test takes like 15 mins. If you penis can't pass muster then don't even bother.

[Anonymous No.51030938]

>>51030860
nigga, system is rigged

Bulls will loose
Bears will loose
Mumus are stillborn
Crabs will weep

[Anonymous No.51030941]

QYLD declared a dividend of $0.1813 per share. Comfy

[Anonymous No.51030954]

>>51030941
You should hop over to BTU. 10x the yield and less downside risk.

[Anonymous No.51030956]

>>51030941
Dividends are your friends!

[Anonymous No.51030958]

>>51030902
Just gimme a green day tomorrow so I can have an exit pump, bobo. Just one more chance. I really will listen this time, mmm hmmm, I will

[Anonymous No.51030961]

>>51030941
im holding QYLD in my IRA's for that tax free compounding dividend yield. feels so comfy.

[Anonymous No.51030969]

>>51030961
As am I. 400 shares and growing

[Anonymous No.51030972]

what's everyone drinking tonight? for me, it's the D'usse VSOP

[Anonymous No.51030985]

>>51030958
You has all summer to exit. No.

[Anonymous No.51030984]

somehow real estate will pump tomorrow even as mortgage lenders go under.
>>51030972
had a whole large pizza for dinner (thin crust not that its any better) with a bowl of greek yoghurt and granola pre workout so water with lemon juice here.

[Anonymous No.51030996]

>>51030972
I quit drinking two months ago. Now I'm always bored. Guess I'll be drinking coffee, water, or juice. Cheers to my boring filtered tap water

[Anonymous No.51030997]

The best time to sell was last week. The second best time is now. Think long and hard before the circuit breakers start. We won't be returning to ATHs this decade.

[Anonymous No.51031009]

JEPI and DIVO are the only dividend ETFs worth holding, the rest are scams.

[Anonymous No.51031015]

i guess we arent even gonna range at the top of this run before doomping huh
very based my puts from 3 months ago are almost breaking even again

[Anonymous No.51031026]

>>51031009
>.35% and .55% expense ratio
nigger, do you even know what you are investing in?

[Anonymous No.51031031]

>>51030869
nice painting, who is it from?

[Anonymous No.51031044]

>>51031009
i'll save you the trouble all dividends are going to preform poorly as they are an archaic incentive. The only point and time dividends serve a purpose is when you need cashflow like in retirement but don't want to have to worry about the stress of rebalancing/draw downs. Even then, you would be better off with bonds in a sensible enviroment (when they aren't still halfway to zero)

[Anonymous No.51031052]

>>51030972
Lemon water.

[Anonymous No.51031054]

>>51031031
furrybear69

[Anonymous No.51031068]

>>51031054
wrong
it's from dalle2, I asked an anon for it yesterday

[Anonymous No.51031073]

Right when I get all excited, mumu shoves a giant green dildo up my ass for days at a time. I'm so scarred by the green dildo raping, I get nervous even when we are red now. Maybe I need to see the therapist jew

[Anonymous No.51031074]

>>51031009
QYLD is great. Sorry you had to find out like this

[Anonymous No.51031075]

>>51031026
what kind of expense ratios do you expect on an actively managed fund?

[Anonymous No.51031078]

>>51031068
wrong
furrybear69 drew it

[Anonymous No.51031085]

>>51031075
if you just want a basic dividend ETF, $SCHD and $VYM have 0.06% expense ratios.

[Anonymous No.51031088]

Did you enter a short position when SPX hit its 200dma?

[Anonymous No.51031091]

husbant...
you too burrish
now we homeress

[Anonymous No.51031092]

>>51031078
>u<

[Anonymous No.51031097]

>>51031091
im gonna show you burrish *makes u kill herself*

[Anonymous No.51031104]

>>51030906
Those poor dogs.

[Anonymous No.51031113]

>>51031085
I don't think either of those are boosting their income through the sale of covered calls on their underlying investments like JEPI and DIVO do. Which is what you are paying for.

[Anonymous No.51031118]

Does this red have anything to do with that Russian car bomb assassination?

[Anonymous No.51031126]

>>51031118
The what

[Anonymous No.51031143]

>>51031088
Yes and thank the Jew who made the inverse Tesla etf that has no leverage

That trash is going down at least 50% I’ve just been dca into it

[Anonymous No.51031144]

>>51031126
Something about globogomo car bombed Putin's ally's car and blew up his daughter, and Russia threaten London and dc with nukes as retaliation or something

[Anonymous No.51031153]

>>51031144
>Russia threaten London and dc with nukes
God I wish

[Anonymous No.51031172]

>>51031153
Democrats are cancer

[Anonymous No.51031182]

I'm sorry but the fact that people here unironically talk about fucken QYLD as a good investment means that we are swimming in newfags.

[Anonymous No.51031188]

>>51031182
It’s a good investment

[Anonymous No.51031209]

>>51031182
I sincerely doubt we are swimming in people who unironically outperform it.

[Anonymous No.51031212]

>>51031188
Go back

[Anonymous No.51031220]

>>51031209
Talking about QYLD is a dead giveaway that someone is financially illiterate.

[Anonymous No.51031228]

>>51031209
SQQQ holders will outperform it by several thousand % soon

[Anonymous No.51031237]

>>51031212
Is this how you cope

[Anonymous No.51031241]

>>51031220
let me guess, you hold $TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.51031257]

>all this cocky bobo posting
alright see you guys tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51031264]

SIGA bros, I really need some hope

[Anonymous No.51031280]

>>51031182
QYLD is dogshit in general, but holding it right now is ok. Not like the markets gonna be moving higher.

[Anonymous No.51031283]

>>51031264
Just sell you tard

[Anonymous No.51031285]

>>51030640
Oh I like that

[Anonymous No.51031305]

>>51031280
Management is excellent. They managed to double AUM since last year. QYLD is great

[Anonymous No.51031310]

I am ready for the bear market. BOBO gonna fuck this market up gay butt style! To be safe he has taken TPOXX to ensure he does not get infected by the monkey aids. SIGA TRANSISTERS we GONNA RIDE TO THE MOON> hahaha!

[Anonymous No.51031343]

>>51030123
Where is the TMC anon. I need him to shill it to me again.

[Anonymous No.51031356]

Oh! Oh! he licked me like ice cream.
Dip him with my dipper, we be drinking up the Milkshake
Scream for my ice cream
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream for gay sex
Show me what is your fantasy
Scream for monkey poop
Tell me your need for TPOXX
Scream for Gay SEX!
Go and suck my LolliPop
Sugar sweet,
Cherry topped.
For sure fit,
Too legit,
Hot Spot,
Twink it, bitch!

You can taste my TPOXX
We can be a sweet Sigga Team!

[Anonymous No.51031361]

>>51031220
I'm glad I told my coworker to stop buying it, and just buy SPY. Instead he went all in on msft and amzn

[Anonymous No.51031365]

Buy mcd

[Anonymous No.51031369]

>>51031182
>>51031182
True lol. QYLD is such a stupid fucking investing instrument lol

[Anonymous No.51031393]

>>51031365
I'm not fat

also, how can you sell burgers when there's no flour for dem buns?

[Anonymous No.51031402]

>>51031343
He’s cashing intel divvies

[Anonymous No.51031407]

>>51030871
Not specifying a particular chart so opinion is fully discarded. Market is way over cooked

[Anonymous No.51031415]

Does anyone buy individual bonds?

[Anonymous No.51031416]

>>51031369
It’s bad because… it just is ok

[Anonymous No.51031419]

>>51031182
>>51031369
shhh don't tell them. keep encouraging them to buy, especially in taxable accts

[Anonymous No.51031436]

>>51031407
>not specifying a particular chart
>he needs a chart specified for SPY's 200 dma line

were you dropped on your head as a baby?

[Anonymous No.51031437]

>>51031416
Anon, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.51031442]

>>51030850
First bear market rally? Be absolutely ruthless in taking profits and cutting losses Anon.

[Anonymous No.51031443]

>>51031437
No I stack QYLD in my Roth IRA

[Anonymous No.51031454]

>>51030873
A data set of two isn't much of a data set.

[Anonymous No.51031460]

>>51031407
It's the daily chart. Rejecting of the 200 was the mother of all sell signals. Add in the advance on declining volume and extension off the 10 sma. The top of the rally was pretty well signaled.

4 weeks of upward momentum is pretty darn good. Take it and be grateful.

[Anonymous No.51031461]

>>51031415
Yea

[Anonymous No.51031462]

Midterm election fuckery is almost over bros
we're going home

[Anonymous No.51031476]

>>51031462
I can't read charts worth shit , do things normally go up after midterms?

[Anonymous No.51031478]

>>51030123
I'm going to wake up to red tomorrow, aren't I.

[Anonymous No.51031491]

>>51031478
it's already -0.5%

[Anonymous No.51031503]

>>51031476
Midterm year is the worst and September is the lowest it goes. Why that is is unclear but I imagine it's because old people are bitches and fear uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.51031519]

>>51031476

[Anonymous No.51031543]

>>51031476
its the stock market average over the presidential cycle(100 years of data).

its divided into year 1, 2, 3, and 4. year 1 and 2 have been largely sideways, but Year 3 and 4 are good. the worst quarter is Q2 of Year 2. We just passed that in April-June. The best quarter is Q4 of Year 2 all the way to Q2 of Year 3.

this is an average, but theres definitely a pretty strong pattern. a divided US government is the strongest for the stock market. Shemitah ends in september. the average midterm bottom is close too

[Anonymous No.51031548]

>weekly topping tail on apple
lamo

[Anonymous No.51031562]

>>51031365
I wish anime was real. How to invest to make that happen?

[Anonymous No.51031575]

>>51031562
Probably BILI

[Anonymous No.51031595]

>>51031575

[Anonymous No.51031612]

>>51030734
i'm 3k down now, but depending how much it dumps on open, it could be four and a half
idk if i should just hodl until the first week of september just in case EUA happens between now and then, buy in cheaper at the end of this week, or just say fuck siga
i got in at 11 but i got blindsided by the massive dildos and decided 4x leverage was a good idea

[Anonymous No.51031627]

I find it hard to believe Monkypox is going to spread to the general population. The market potential for SIGA is very limited IMO. I short stocks on occasion, and this one, when the time is right, will pay HUGE dividends IMO. However, Manipulators are still in control at the moment; but the rug pull is coming soon. Be cautious holding LONG. I am personally bearish … just waiting for those lower highs. Day trade only for me, though. Never carry SHORT positions over night. Stocks at the moment are extremely thin.

[Anonymous No.51031629]

>>51030779
>>51031612
wrong (You)

[Anonymous No.51031651]

>>51031562
there are no publicly traded sex doll companies that I know of
give it another 10 or so years so some company can start producing a crude but popular sex bot, a successful company is much more likely to go public to raise capital to expand production

[Anonymous No.51031664]

Futures are healing

[Anonymous No.51031669]

so many retarded fags are still holding SIGA In this thread lamo oh my fuck

[Anonymous No.51031682]

>>51031669
I don't' know but tinny seems to have bought almost the top lol

[Anonymous No.51031684]

>>51031664
You had to ruin it
Fucking cunny posters ruin everything
You're no better than lum poster

[Anonymous No.51031699]

>>51031684

[Anonymous No.51031722]

>>51031144
>Putin's ally
Putin’s ally? More like a random ass Russian shitposting grandpa lmao

[Anonymous No.51031739]

Reminder that this recession is the death knell of USD and if you're not all in RUB or RMB you have no fucking brain.

[Anonymous No.51031754]

>>51031739
T. Insect

[Anonymous No.51031764]

>>51031684
>futures

[Anonymous No.51031789]

>>51031764

[Anonymous No.51031809]

>>51031739
actually the dollar is going to do incredibly well because eurofags, japs, and chinks are still all on near zero interest rates

[Anonymous No.51031826]

>>51031543
How does this compare to election cycles in other countries? Theoretically you could make an election ETF that invests in whichever countries are currently at the optimum point in their election cycle.

[Anonymous No.51031860]

>>51031664
You just jinxed it

[Anonymous No.51031892]

>>51031860
Devs please patch pathfinding

[Anonymous No.51031914]

>>51031764
SOXL will never be above $20 again

[Anonymous No.51031983]

>>51031543
September is going to fuck us so hard, bros. I’m scared.

[Anonymous No.51031987]

>>51031144
What a shame.. The daughter didn't look bad at all. What? She was blonde with a nice face so I figured the rest of her wasn't bad on the eyes either.

[Anonymous No.51031992]

Should I try to get a loan from coinbase? What are the chances I’d never have to pay it off?

>>51031983
Why?

[Anonymous No.51032005]

>>51031684
You’re wrong. They saved it. I need a good entry to short.

[Anonymous No.51032007]

>>51031983
also...september is the worst month for the stock market in general. accumulate cash and buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.51032008]

>>51031860
I can't tell who's the bigger chink in this

[Anonymous No.51032022]

>>51031575
Oh god. And I was seriously considering buying a case of collectors edition of the new set.

[Anonymous No.51032027]

>>51031684
since when is a college aged girl considered cunny
american moment

[Anonymous No.51032035]

Boeing anon, if you're here and not currently banned: what's the best flight museum to go to in the Seattle area? My family is coming to visit soon and idk what to do with them

[Anonymous No.51032036]

>>51032007
>accumulate cash and buy buy buy
I'm probably going to short tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.51032053]

>>51032036
Short what? Botes?

[Anonymous No.51032061]

Monday's chart

[Anonymous No.51032066]

>>51032036
we have Jackson Hole in a week, JPOW speaks on friday, he could signal more tightening and then we get heemed. but then there fomc meeting is sept 21st and it could signal the last part of the tightening cycle. lots to watch out for i suppose

[Anonymous No.51032085]

>>51032066
This is why I ain't been buying nothing for a while. I'm waiting to see how bad the drop is when they pull another fat rate hike out the ass and spring it on people.

[Anonymous No.51032088]

>>51032053
the whole stock market

[Anonymous No.51032091]

>>51031575
DEM RANGZ

[Anonymous No.51032103]

>>51031983

[Anonymous No.51032125]

>>51031575
>picrel
These fucking dumbass stupid faggots are still trying to pull this shit? I honestly feel bad for them, stop destroying your company. Dude. I used to enjoy Magic. Let the kids enjoy Magic. Enjoy Magic the Gathering. These fucking Retards. Fire EVERYONE. Literally. I'll buy the company.

We buy the company.

[Anonymous No.51032144]

>>51032088
VT?

>>51032125
There was an activist investor telling Hasbro to spin off WotC. They’re not gonna do it.

I think I should buy a case. They’ve got those classic cards to gamble on.

[Anonymous No.51032166]

anime is next
already happening in some cases
you thought you'd be allowed to enjoy anything?

[Anonymous No.51032188]

>>51032166
i can't watch anime made after 2011
actually i think everything was compromised after 2011
its all shit

[Anonymous No.51032197]

>>51031575
Can't wait to proxy custom (white) art for every card in this set and give them out for free

>>51032007
It's the election dips that really fuck September

>>51031562
It's illegal, sorry. Snopes ethicists have determined that using artificial wombs to create custom high-IQ highly agreeable human women is a no-no. You will never have a loving anime wife (and that's a good thing!)

[Anonymous No.51032212]

>>51030906
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

[Anonymous No.51032227]

>>51032166
wokeniggers can't touch anime because cunny protects the genre from becoming too mainstream

[Anonymous No.51032229]

>>51032061
ur missin just one thing champ

[Anonymous No.51032244]

>>51032229
i just shit myself because of you
thanks
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51032251]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BNh7zpBoBU

[Anonymous No.51032263]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.51032268]

it's just the birthing pangs of a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.51032282]

>>51032066
>implying jay flapping his gums matters
lmao

[Anonymous No.51032291]

y is everyone doomposting?? futes aren't even down that much

[Anonymous No.51032298]

>>51032291
we like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.51032304]

>>51032035
You have the Seattle museum of flight. It's in a shit neighborhood and hopefully you don't get robbed.

[Anonymous No.51032308]

>>51032291
probably the best signalled top ever

[Anonymous No.51032313]

Everything will crash tomorrow. Expect for SIGA and it will be glorious. The time has come BOBO to reclaim the thrown with his mistress black swan.

[Anonymous No.51032316]

>>51032291
tbqh I'm on my fifth beer and doomposting is easier than posting about anything that could be considered coherent.

[Anonymous No.51032324]

>>51032298
This was cheese tasting with Brad. I would smell her Gouda if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.51032331]

>>51032291
For the past 30 Sundays we've been doomposting about a Black Monday. It never actually comes, but it's tradition.

[Anonymous No.51032352]

>>51032331
>>51032316
>>51032308
It's fun? FUD'ing like hysterical baboons? Idiots.

[Anonymous No.51032360]

>>51032352
t. buttmad mumu who still hasn't stoplossed
even if fed pivots tomorrow the rest of the world going down in flames is gonna drag the us with them

[Anonymous No.51032364]

>>51032352
Yes.

[Anonymous No.51032380]

>>51032360
>>51032364
Lol butthurt your puts are underwater? Morons.

[Anonymous No.51032382]

>>51032313
Cases are stagnating. Its going to dump hard to 17 tomorrow. Its fucking over. Abandon all hope, it isn't spreading to the community like we expected.

[Anonymous No.51032416]

>>51032380
Sir I am a conservative SOXL investor, puts are for selling.

[Anonymous No.51032435]

>>51032416
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.51032484]

EVERYTHING IS GONNA CRASH AND BURN. RUN FOR THE HILLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PR BUY $360 SPY PUTS EXPIRING TOMORROW AAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51032492]

>>51032435

[Anonymous No.51032499]

>>51032492
Angry? I have upset you? Buttmad?

[Anonymous No.51032510]

>>51030567
Not Californian enough yet.

[Anonymous No.51032522]

>>51032499
The fuck are you talking about? It's way too late to be this high.

[Anonymous No.51032536]

>>51032522
its 8:52pm for me anon. Remember that you are on the internet

[Anonymous No.51032542]

>>51032435
Did we ever find out what happens if a tree falls in a forest but no one heard it

[Anonymous No.51032549]

>>51031860
Reminder to always maintain awareness and use caution when walking near active vehicles.

[Anonymous No.51032579]

>>51031669
So much fud
We're at 49,812 cases now and schools are starting back up, cases will explode and SIGA will moon

[Anonymous No.51032597]

>>51032313
tinny post your SIGA average

[Anonymous No.51032613]

>>51032597
That's not tinny.

[Anonymous No.51032626]

>>51032613
its literally tinny, pay attention to the way he types

[Anonymous No.51032669]

>>51032536
Are you assuming I care about non-Americans?

[Anonymous No.51032694]

>>51030580
I remember you shilling CCXI to me when I asked /smg/ for advice on what to do with a large amount of money I inherited. I didn't take your advice when it was $26 and now it's at $52. Fortunately rocker did make me money on sidu, rev, and siga

[Anonymous No.51032729]

>>51032669
ugh nigger, I'm in Washington state. Its fucking 9:13pm.

[Anonymous No.51032732]

>>51030164

were you asleep in May and June or something? or do you think your 5 inch cock is pretty big too?

[Anonymous No.51032745]

>>51032694
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN
NAZAREEEEEEEEETH

[Anonymous No.51032759]

>>51032626
ur blind lmao, simpin for some avatarfag and u cant even recognize lowercase and double spacing

[Anonymous No.51032777]

>>51032626
I thought it was Tinny too, but no. It is just another Gook loving autist.

[Anonymous No.51032815]

>>51032745
Based Nazareth enjoyer

[Anonymous No.51032850]

>>51032613
>>51032597
>>51032626
>>51032777

I don't know who or what timmy is

but what I do know is the markets will crash.

it will finally finish what has started from the Q1 of this year

[Anonymous No.51032852]

>>51030226
If there isn't a major economic crisis, it actually will pump to new highs in history's greatest bull run measured on a linear scale chart. That's how it always works because of the compounding effects of inflation and economic growth. The only alternative to that is a mess severe enough to put goys in real trouble, like past crises did. Many of them will lose their jobs, homes, wives, or go broke if the line doesn't go up. Imagine what the reaction would be like if the (((rich))) became as poor as the average bagholder in a selloff. It would be the worst event in all of history.

[Anonymous No.51032853]

>>51032542
No what does it mean if a tree falls in a forest but no one hears it???

[Anonymous No.51032875]

>>51030603
Look into cognitive behavioral therapy if you haven't already. Pretty much cured my worst symptoms. Still generally depressed but life is way better now and I havent wanted to kill myself in years.

[Anonymous No.51032888]

>>51030580
Why would BLUE moon? Up 75% the last 3 months, down more than half from ATH last year. Whatve they got going on?

[Anonymous No.51033086]

I am working the weekend alone bros. I am in an off storage warehouse and there is 1 female who works with me. I just took a massive shit in her bathroom and I did not flush. She is a sassy fat black woman. Good night frens

[Anonymous No.51033143]

Night anon, and good for you asserting dominance / disregarding hers.

[Anonymous No.51033168]

Is URG bad? Or should I be all in another uranium stock?

[Anonymous No.51033184]

>>51033168
its solid, it might not have the oomph as other stocks like UEC or UUUU though. i own it

[Anonymous No.51033189]

APPLE IS ABOUT TO DIVE OFF A CLIFF

[Anonymous No.51033195]

>>51032850

We'll see what VIX says shortly, but I suspect we are flat to up heading into J-Hole.

[Anonymous No.51033202]

>>51030142
>>51030159
LAC? Or other companies?

[Anonymous No.51033210]

>>51033184
Should I pick up one of those too?

>>51033189
Apple puts are a safe bet?

[Anonymous No.51033218]

>>51030159
Tickers pls

[Anonymous No.51033225]

you guys making fun of vabbing are missing the point. it's a power move. likewise you're not a true chad unless you are alpha enough to walk around with cum stains all over the front of your fruit of the loom cotton shorts.

[Anonymous No.51033229]

>>51033210
gap fill @ $158 imminent

[Anonymous No.51033234]

>>51033210
up to you. the point of uranium for me is getting a huge return. so i own 10-15 uranium companies, spread between producers, developers and a few explorers. Encore, Global Atomic, Goviex, Iso energy, UUUU, UEC, Deep Yellow, URG, Forsys, Mega Uranium. just trying spread the bets around into companies that seem like they have promise

[Anonymous No.51033245]

New
>>51025901
>>51025901
>>51025901

[Anonymous No.51033252]

>>51030164
>a canadian bestseller

[Anonymous No.51033276]

>>51033218
I'm an autist that follows MARA. MARA has been quietly starting up it's mining production.
Retarded, bottom of the barrel investors don't think MARA is mining anything. They look at sites that used to track its pool and see 0:
https://btctocad.com/usd/pool/MARAPool/
https://explorer.btc.com/btc/pool/152

What they don't know is MARA is actively mining on a new pool and can be tracked here:
https://mempool.space/mining/pool/marapool

If you want, you can probably jump on MARA before redditniggers realize their mining production is active again and start buying back.

Do what you will with this info.

[Anonymous No.51033305]

>>51033245
Go fuck yourself, asswipe

[Anonymous No.51033316]

>>51033305
please be nice to bakers. they can't help it, they were born that way.

[Anonymous No.51033340]

>>51033195
When/ what is Jackson hole? Qrd?

[Anonymous No.51033358]

>>51033340
The fed bank of kansas holds an economic conference there, where policy is talked about between global finance leaders(the jewish people)


new
>>51033297
>>51033297
>>51033297
>>51033297

[Anonymous No.51033374]

>>51030199
Imagine showing this to someone from 1950 and telling them it was from a US government agency. McCarthy didn't go far enough.

[Anonymous No.51033385]

>>51033340

A chance for Powel to say "no we're not pivoting". They sent Bullard out last week to say that which I think is why we dipped a bit.

2 year is also continuing to march up and gas has broken out of it's downtrend, both of these things are the market telling the Fed to keep being hawkish, esp before midterms. It's also the commercial bank dickheads screaming about their bleeding bond portfolios who really really want a recession to save their asses. And they have a lot of pull, naturally.

[Anonymous No.51033489]

SPY put to call ratio is over 1.5 for every expiry leading up to 9/14 where max pain is $430.

Why would MMs sell all these puts if the price was really going down?

[Anonymous No.51033743]

>>51032197
>develop artificial wombs
based
>to create more women
?????

[Anonymous No.51033754]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51035023]

>>51033754
The sound of me regretting not buying more SQQQ on friday. And me taking a huge shit right now gotta go.

[Anonymous No.51036084]

I'm actually so retarded, I dont know why I didnt buy SOXS at 33.

[Anonymous No.51036384]

This is gonna be the week

[Anonymous No.51036948]

Merge mining with bitcoin serves the main purpose of giving the syscon platform the second highest hash rate in all of crypto; thus making it virtually impregnable.