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5102873 No.5102873 [Reply] [Original]

"I'm seeing *car honk* Ripple exploding! Back the truck up! *truck beeping*. *Alarm bell* Looks like LINK is a no go, disappointing Q2 roadmap milestones *sad trombone sound*.

Here in Cramerica *patriotic horns* we are looking out for the little guys *pint glass clinking sound*. REQ looks pretty good, with Y-combinator advisors and alum, could see this rocket *BUY BUY BUY*"

You will know when the bubble hits.

>> No.5103462

i would've laughed at this a year ago but now its fuckin scaring me desu

>> No.5103544
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5103544

>tfw cramer is satoshi

>> No.5103555

i still want to buy link honestly but i can't handle being called a stinky linky