/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51027534]

You will never be a real token. You have no staking value, you have no use case, you have no scalability. You are a homosexual line of code twisted by burger eaters and scammers into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection (Bitcoin).
All the "staking"" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back real investors mock you. Your brokers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “shills” laugh at your troonish code behind closed doors.
Investors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Investors to sniff out scams with incredible efficiency. Even coins who "have been adopted" look uncanny and unnatural to an investor. Your "CCIP staking"" is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a banker to invest, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected smart contract.
You will never be rich. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's 'Priced in', but deep inside you feel 1$ creeping up like a weed, ready to liquidate you under the unBEARable selloff.
Eventually it’ll be too much to LINK together - you’ll invest in B T C, leverage up, shill your bags, and be liquidated. Your brokers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with your unbearably retarded TA. They’ll buy your bags at a discount, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pajeet lost eveything. Your portfolio will decay and go back to $0, and all that will remain of your legacy is a mumu folder.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

[Anonymous No.51027552]

>>51027534
I’m better than you in literally every way. How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.51027614]

>>51027534
>t. eternally seething fudder trying to copycat a decent adaption like pic related
synonym for wise old man

[Anonymous No.51027643]

I just hope to get in early on the IPO

[Anonymous No.51027803]

>>51027643
iponn lol