How is Dunkin Donuts still in business

[Anonymous No.51026459]

I had their "cold brew" today. It's utterly foul. I have no idea how this place is still in business. Their sandwiches are OK, their namesake, donuts, are just barely any better than storebought. Their coffee is absolutely disgusting and if America "runs on Dunkin donuts" coffee, I guess it explains how the majority of Americans are mentally challenged.

[Anonymous No.51026476]

>>51026459
Absolute dogshit yanks

[Anonymous No.51026484]

>>51026459
I just go their for their iced matcha. Shit is so good and cheaper than starbys. Ehh eventually they’ll go out of business.

[Anonymous No.51026509]

Donuts & coffee have a high profit margin

Americans have no standards when it comes to food, especially if it's served through a drive thru for their (((convenience)))

[Anonymous No.51026537]

>>51026459
It’s quick and easy on the go, Christ what do you want me to do jizz in ur cup u fucking pussy bitch. Just take the fucking coffee and go and stop fucking complaining. This fucking faggot wants a fucking ice cream smoothie coffee like some kind of bitch the fuck

[Anonymous No.51026542]

>>51026459
imagine how much corn was boiled down to make the 300g of corn syrup in pic related

[Anonymous No.51026550]

>>51026459
most mutts are addicted to goyslop. the taste of it doesn't register, but they instinctively crave it,

[Anonymous No.51026559]

>>51026484
>>51026509
Starbucks may take alot of shit for whatever reason but after comparing them to DD its night and day. At least Starbucks coffee is decent enough and you can customize it to whatever you want in the app. Their service goes a long way too, their baristas tend to be friendly and you can sit down in the cafes.

Every DD I went to was dead and it was just awkward even sitting down in one. Their branding is stuck in the 90s imo

[Anonymous No.51026657]

>>51026459
is your local franchise owned by indians? the indian-owned one near me waters down every kind of coffee to pisswater tier, while the one operated by anglos is pretty decent

[Anonymous No.51026667]

>>51026550
Yes, it's jaw dropping. We aren't even addicted to the food itself, we're addicted to the brand/memories of the food.

I still regularly get cravings for specific fast food joints even though the quality of the food has deteriorated dramatically. For example, I have had far more negative experiences with Pizza Hut than positive, yet I still crave it. Even though I always regret eating there, I still keep going hoping it will be as good as it used to be.

[Anonymous No.51026669]

>>51026459
Local donut shop donuts are so much better than Dunkin or Krispy Kreme that it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.51026860]

>>51026459
Cheap coffee that is not bad (yeah go ahead and snicker, it provides caffeine and is really not that bad), quick snacks/breakfast with large variety and sugar products that provide dopamine, packaging that caters to workplace culture, time sensitive culture that demands reliability and speed. Hmm did I mention Americans are addicted to sugar?

[Anonymous No.51026917]

>>51026669
Same could be said about most businesses.

[Anonymous No.51027019]

>>51026459
They're everywhere and a lot of them are 24/7. It's convenient to just pull up to the drive thru, order some coffee and a donut, and be on your way.

[Anonymous No.51027042]

>>51026459
NPCs are addicted to the MKUltra brand programming that appeals to the reptile part of brain. NPCs are reptilian slaves and will be used to mine gold in the future

[Anonymous No.51027073]

Yeah, their coffee is mediocre, and so are their donuts, which I find quite dry and tasteless. Honestly, McDonalds coffee is actually consistently quite good, and in my opinion superior to Starbucks. Starbucks is better than Dunkin but still too inconsistent for my liking. As for donuts, I'd rather just grab a box from Wegmans.

[Anonymous No.51027084]

>>51026459
100% true. Their coffee tastes like water from the ganges

[Anonymous No.51027160]

>>51026459

[Anonymous No.51027186]

>>51027160

[Anonymous No.51027200]

>>51027186

[Anonymous No.51027215]

>>51027073
Agree 100% McDonalds coffee is good cheep and fast. DD is trash and tastes like a different flavor of trash at every location, no consistency. And that's coming from a Bostonian.

[Anonymous No.51027375]

>>51026459
fun fact: Trader Joes in house brand is just Dunkin Donut coffee rebranded.

[Anonymous No.51027768]

>>51027073
Agreed, Mcdonalds coffee is surprisingly good, on par with Starbucks, and cheap too. By far the best value when you're looking for coffee on the go.

[Anonymous No.51027856]

>>51026509
The problem is if you just wanted to grab a snack before something, you can wait in line for 15 minutes at a duck donuts in the northeast or drive thru dunkin and it takes 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.51027926]

>>51026459
conveince, you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.51027979]

I had some coconut milk+dragonfruit+ some other fruit drink there recently and it was actually pretty good. I also love those slushies and those croissant breakfast sandwiches. Donuts are B-tier

[Anonymous No.51027991]

>>51027926
>conveince, you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.51028033]

>>51026550
Is this what drives me to Taco Bell every single time I take any form of substance that even slightly alters my inhibitions?

[Anonymous No.51028106]

>>51026459
>MY GOYSLOP IS TERRIBLE! THE GOYSLOP DOWN THE ROAD IS ACTUALLY BETTER!1!1!1!

If you eat donuts or any sugar drinks you’re literally a fucking child. Only acceptable things to drink as an adult are milk (farm fresh only, if you buy from a grocery store you’re a cuck), water and black coffee.

[Anonymous No.51028154]

>>51027856
>donuts & coffee
>snack
>thinking drive thru is fast
lol dumb american
Donuts & Coffee is not a snack
drive thru food is also a scam
In the time it takes for you to dress up, get to your car, drive to the location, wait for your food, and drive back, you've wasted more time, energy and money than having breakfast+coffee at home or having an actual snack (keyword: SNACK) that requires no cooking/preparation

[Anonymous No.51028179]

>>51026459
>he doesn't get his coffee from regional establishments that only use fresh roasted beans
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51028187]

>>51026459
Nice try fudder. Funny how you post this just as DD announces it's accepting DOGE for orders.

[Anonymous No.51028290]

>>51028154
damn you are superior

[Anonymous No.51028321]

>>51028154
>donuts & coffee is not a snack
what do you mean? I don't have to stuff my face with lard, chocolate, cream and cheap carbs and 3x the recommended daily dose of caffeine in less than 5 minutes for a total of 1200 calories to consider it a "snack"? what are you talking about? have I been lied to my entire life?

[Anonymous No.51028335]

>>51028321
how am I supposed to survive if I don't snack throughout the day? I need them carbs to maintain my body, I have a high metabolism

[Anonymous No.51028341]

>>51026459
because fat retards like you still buy it despite knowing its trash

[Anonymous No.51028365]

>>51028335
Fat piece of shit alert.

>>>/biz/

[Anonymous No.51028393]

>>51028154
>>51028321
A donut and coffee is less than 200 calories and takes two minutes.
Seethe more.

[Anonymous No.51028402]

>>51026459
Hot cup of coffee, and the donuts are Dunkin
Friday night and Jamaica Queens funkin'

[Anonymous No.51028504]

>>51028393
Shut the fuck up, you overweight, get your fucking ass beat if it came down to a fight, loser ass faggot.

You’re a fat piece of shit and you directly are causing the decline of America

[Anonymous No.51028526]

>>51028393
A donut is way more than 200 calories and coffee is 0 calories unless altered. I can tell you don’t know nutrition and are probably overweight.

[Anonymous No.51028603]

>>51028341
>>51028504
>>51028526
You're all projecting and are fatty keyboard warriors

[Anonymous No.51028659]

>>51028603
You’re definitely fat. Go to the fucking gym and learn to fight loser

[Anonymous No.51028695]

>>51028504
What you eat only matters because you live such a sedentary lifestyle you couldn't imagine adding 200 calories to your daily routine without becoming obese.

>>51028526
>way more than 200 calories
I suppose if you get a jelly/creme donut it could be around 350-400, but those are generally disgusting.

Good luck on losing the weight guys, seething on 4channel doesn't consume that many calories though.

[Anonymous No.51028715]

>>51026459
I've been there once in the US a long time ago and to this day I still shiver when I think of what they passed off as coffee.

[Anonymous No.51028736]

I buy Dunkin’ coffee to make at home. It’s bretty gud

[Anonymous No.51028750]

I went to Dunkin vs Dutch bros yesterday and their latte was really, really bland, so I don’t know!

[Anonymous No.51028754]

>>51027856
Nigga just eat s fruit at home how's that difficult

[Anonymous No.51028766]

>>51026459
Do you like Krispy Kreme? Because their stock price recently crashed. DD will crash too...and everything else.

[Anonymous No.51028789]

>>51026550
>doesn't register, but they instinctively crave it,
They are probably chemically dependent of the insulin spikes. I know I am, but I have plan to change, now that I can no longer afford food.

[Anonymous No.51028812]

I like their tiger milk bubble tea it’s my favorite goyslop

[Anonymous No.51028827]

>>51026669
You're eating shit either way. You're complaining about the way your cheap dough is fried.

[Anonymous No.51028830]

>>51028033
Taco bell legit tastes like medicine. I don't know what they put in it, but if I eat it I crave it for weeks, even though I'm disgusted by how bad it's gotten--even worse than it was somehow.

[Anonymous No.51028862]

>>51028335
You probably have insulin resistance. Despite what you think you don't need to 5 times a day

[Anonymous No.51028897]

>>51026459
The clientele are exclusively niggers and white trash hicks (same thing if we're being totally honest) who think a steak from longhorn and a steak from a 3 Michelin star Steakhouse are the same thing and this applies to everything for them.

[Anonymous No.51028902]

>>51028715
fuck off Hans

[Anonymous No.51028910]

>>51028179
based dunn bro

[Anonymous No.51028961]

>>51028830
>>51028033
There's a horrifying passage in the book "Fast Food Nation" where the author visits a food chemistry lab and they show him vials of the chemicals they synthesize to make pink slime smell and taste like real burgers. Gotta believe there's a nicotine-like addictive compound they add as well.

[Anonymous No.51029009]

>>51026459
They meant most of america gets the runs from dunkin donuts.

t. boston fag

[Anonymous No.51029017]

>>51027215
Mcdonalds coffee is Tim Horton's coffee.

[Anonymous No.51029119]

>>51026459
In the Donut game
No one beats MOM & POP donut shops
in SOUTHERN CALIFAS

[Anonymous No.51029319]

>>51026550
goyslop vendors purposefully targeted children with things like birthday parties at McDonald's so that they would associate happy memories with the goyslop flavor. Americans are pavlov's dogs.

[Anonymous No.51029336]

>>51028827
see
>>51028290

faggot

[Anonymous No.51029449]

>*blocks ur path*

[Anonymous No.51029536]

>>51028695
>I suppose if you get a jelly/creme donut it could be around 350-400, but those are generally disgusting.
google it but some are up to 550 kcal, then the average amerilard eats 2 of them plus coffee with cream, he's already in the 1200+ kcal territory like the fatass he is

[Anonymous No.51029550]

Who here frugalmaxxing? I eat literally once a day. Everything I eat I make at home, I never buy fast food or takeout. Almost all of my income goes into investments

[Anonymous No.51029595]

>>51026550
>>51026667
>>51028033
>>51028789
>>51029319
see, americans are disgusting, literally two-legged balls of lard and chemicals

[Anonymous No.51029688]

>>51029595
>meanwhile in the UK

[Anonymous No.51029724]

>>51026459
Where my pb&j bros at :)

[Anonymous No.51030385]

>Dunking Donuts
>Single donut costs 3€ over here

[Anonymous No.51030556]

>>51030385
and then they all taste the same

[Anonymous No.51030571]

>>51029319
That sounds incredibly jewish

[Anonymous No.51030583]

>>51026667
>we
speak for yourself fatass

[Anonymous No.51030600]

>>51026667
brands should be banned desu

[Anonymous No.51031203]

>>51029688
literally only for tourists you mong

[Anonymous No.51031448]

last time I went to a Dunkin Donuts the cashier did not speak any English