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51026160 No.51026160 [Reply] [Original]

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.51026166

>DUDE i just LOVE the edge and memes of an anonymous imageboard, it’s so EPIC and makes me feel like i’m interacting with actual FRIENDS. you should totally come on down to my board, it’s got BOBO MUMU cartoon animal threads and everything, we can exchange a funny reaction pic meme or two and get crazy watching some e-celebs drawing colorful lines on Youtube! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the /pol/- listen here, right, it’s a BOARD where us ANIME MANCHILDREN who do TWITTER POLITICS can go LE TROLL. BUT!!!! it’s also a SHITPOST CENTRAL like when we were kids, so we can make awesome LE RACISM JOKES, without dumb sjws bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get BLACKED- literally -we’re both getting cucked tomorrow at the hotel, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our INTERNET COINS. i’m fuckin SUICIDAL man, i’m gonna SLAM this ENERGY DRINK and pop open another one!!!

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>>51026160
>ENJOY YER NIGGERS, CITYKEK

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I'm visiting my hometown in Virginia, just came back from church.

I met a local who I volunteered with a long time ago, he asked me what I was doing. When I told him I was just visiting and I am now a software developer living in Los Angeles, California, he started seething so I just smiled and left the conversation. Oh well.

>> No.51026289

>>51026160
Cope. City life is for handsome and good looking people only, if you're some ugly cunt then you should stay away because we don't like eyesores.

>> No.51026346

>>51026289
city is gay and homosex. town around ~50-100k population is best, no traffic, has all the city stuff you need, nature/hiking/fishing/hunting 5 minutes drive away.

>> No.51026389

>>51026175
>AT LEAST OUR NIGGERS ARE HWITE YEEHAW

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>> No.51027354

>>51026166
cringe

>> No.51027548

>>51026232
and then everybody clapped

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>>51026166
checked and kek'd