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[Anonymous No.51024209]

>drink a gallon water
>still thirsty
how do I profit off this?

[Anonymous No.51024220]

>>51024209
Long Brawndo

[Anonymous No.51024230]

>>51024209
I think that means you have americaneetus

[Anonymous No.51024232]

>>51024209
you're probably diabetic, get your a1c checked

[Anonymous No.51024238]

>>51024209
>gallon
opinion discarded, you probably have diabetes

[Anonymous No.51024243]

You drink up all the freshwater in NA and piss it out once water price is $350 a gallon.

[Anonymous No.51024248]

>>51024230
>>51024232
but I'm not fat

[Anonymous No.51024256]

>>51024248
long covid

[Anonymous No.51024261]

>>51024248
vaccine injury

[Anonymous No.51024264]

>>51024209
YOu are retarded
Water is not for hydration you are believeing jewish lies
Unironically
And thats why your body tells you you need hydration after you drink tons of water
Drink at least one liter of raw milk or fruit juices a day and on liter water and you will be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIMFWOua9c

[Anonymous No.51024267]

>>51024209
Less sodium.

[Anonymous No.51024271]

>>51024248
You don’t have be fat to develop diabetes, the #1 symptom is constant thirst

[Anonymous No.51024275]

>>51024256
thats what i call my benis if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.51024277]

>>51024209
Thats because water is a solvent, you retard. It doesn't hydrate you, it pulls minerals out of your body

[Anonymous No.51024280]

>>51024277
This

[Anonymous No.51024281]

>>51024271
damn fr fr im so thristy all the time, i always let the hoes know it too aha

[Anonymous No.51024296]

>>51024209
at least you're drinking a gallon of water and not a gallon of coca cola

[Anonymous No.51024301]

>>51024277
This

[Anonymous No.51024305]

>>51024281
Kys nigger

[Anonymous No.51025192]

>>51024248
>>51024209
>Be me.
>See a thirsty thread.
>Helpfully inform OP he is at least prediabetic.
>Show him the solution.
>Create one more fasty boi in the world.
>Thirsty OP no longer thirsty.
>Crystal clear, clean, cool water hydrating his bones and organs.
>OP no longer pissing all the time from his body's emergency glocuse purges.
>His body starts autophagy on day 3, self-devouring fat and cancer cells.
>He enters ketosis on fasting day 5.
mfw

[Anonymous No.51025213]

>>51024209
All those fluoride water will turn u into a tranny, consider open up an only fan

[Anonymous No.51025217]

Kek, stop wasting yar cash anon, just check Yopi Network

>Backed by physical gold
>RPG games with many payout options depending on the desires of the player
>Yopigold pursue price stability by buying physical gold

[Anonymous No.51025289]

Your body only absorbs 2 sips of water every hour the rest just get flushed to your bladder if you're still thirsty you might be missing some salt or electrodes so just drink a Gatorade or ionized salt

[Anonymous No.51025306]

>>51024209
He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry
attacks democracy itself.
-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS

[Anonymous No.51025377]

>>51025306
>harvey point
That's Constantinople.

[Anonymous No.51025469]

>>51024248
You don't have to be fat to get diabetes

[Anonymous No.51025755]

>>51025289
When the body flushes the unabsorbed water to your bladder, how come the bladder wont get clogged with poop?

[Anonymous No.51025773]

>>51024209
Could be m0nky p0x. Best to isolate and stay hydrated.

[Anonymous No.51025990]

You need to drink a gallon.
2-3 liters is enough

[Anonymous No.51026170]

>>51024230
>>51024232
This OP. I hope you enjoy looking at Charts that don’t behave the way you would want them to do. You will hope for an eternal crabmarket and you will hate the bulls. The market will stay irrational longer than you can stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.51026910]

>>51024264
Tell me more anon. That was interesting. I drink 1.5 gallons a day for like.. last 10 years. I thought clear piss is good (gets all the toxins out, ofc drinking non fluoridated or chlorinated)

But I always wonder "how the cave men could get their daily water in, they must have had to live right next to the source"

[Anonymous No.51027098]

>>51026910
Look up where ancient civilizations were located, it's always near fresh water source

[Anonymous No.51029297]

>>51025192
>just drink seawater bro
The gymnastics people go to instead of having a healthy diet

[Anonymous No.51029357]

>>51025192
Bro that was me and I’m not fasting but I found the /cdf/ thread on /x/ and I’m on the protocol now.