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My Asian gf ordered me fo reveal my keys and is now managing my wallet for me, she exchanged ALL of my holdings to SOLANA and told me not to buy anything else without her permission, what do I do?

>> No.51021622

>>51021614
>what do i do?
Put a dildo up your ass since you’re the faggot of the relationship

>> No.51021628

you should stop posting bad threads and falsified stories mr stock images wojak

nobody actually is cucked enough to be ordered to give their keys away or have an asian gf kek

>> No.51021639

>>51021614
Nice larp faggot

>> No.51021654

>>51021628
I have an Asian gf but she's submissive af

>> No.51021671
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51021671

>>51021614
You should plow her dry in the ass, grab her by the hair and whisper: “you’re not gonna make it”. After that, throw her out, fix your port and stop ordering girlfriends/brides by mail.

>> No.51021677

>>51021614
Find her a bbc

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>>51021614
women exist to manage menial labor in my life, the master of my life is me and me alone
soon, not even the government will have a say in whether or not I'm "allowed" to posses unregistered military-grade firearms

>> No.51021951

>>51021677
This desu

>> No.51021979

>>51021614
Cut your balls with a plastic spoon

>> No.51021985

>>51021654
Kys race mixer